Your favorite character...

[Yakushi Kabuto]

A thread because I'm curious about how you see your favorite character in a silly scene. So here's a series of questions.

Your favorite character...

- Wakes up. What is the first thought in their head?

- They roll out of bed and what does their room look like?

- He/she later finds out their best friend/closest associate set them up on a blind date for laughs. Who was the friend/associate and what would your favorite character's reaction would be?

- It can't be helped, they have to go, possibly because their associate/friend bribed them with forbidden jutsu, ramen, or porn. Speaking of which, what were they bribed with to make them go with this crazy scenario?

- Does your favorite character dress up for this? What do their wear? Do they bring flowers/a gift?

- The date arrives, it is your favorite character's one true love (or whoever they find to be the sexiest if they don't have a love. Note: Has to be a Naruto character). Which character do they go with? Where do they go and how does the date proceed and end? Remember people, not bath house!

My responses so far, busybusy, I'll edit it later xD-
1. He quickly slides out of bed, feet touching the cold stone floor. Running fingers though his hair he considers it is a good morning since he still alive to rule another day. Runs through his mental catalog of things to send to his minions to do.

2. He surveys the room. It is devoid of furniture save for a table piled high with scrolls and discarded medicine bottles. A small snake entwined lamp rests on it and the bulb is still dimly on from when he left on last night. Bed is huge though, enough to fit, oh, an enormous snake perhaps? Wait, not that I'm saying he sleeps with Manda. D:

3. Kabuto pushes his glasses and smiles. Orochimaru frowns and slowly says, "You said you set me up for what?" He considers the lamp and the idea of chucking it at his medic nin's head for a satisfying crunch.

[Levithian]

A thread because I'm curious about how you see your favorite character in a silly scene. So here's a series of questions.

Your favorite character...


I will use my favorite female character, Hinata....

- Wakes up. What is the first thought in their head?

Hinata wakes up and the first thought in her mind is simply that its morning, later on her mind touches briefly on the things she's going to do early.

- They roll out of bed and what does their room look like?

Her room is immaculate and neat.

- He/she later finds out their best friend/closest associate set them up on a blind date for laughs. Who was the friend/associate and what would your favorite character's reaction would be?

Kiba has set Hinata up on a date with Naruto, she is nervous yet blissful.

- It can't be helped, they have to go, possibly because their associate/friend bribed them with forbidden jutsu, ramen, or porn. Speaking of which, what were they bribed with to make them go with this crazy scenario?

Hinata needed no bribe, she was pleased to discover herself on a date with Naruto so unexpectedly.

- Does your favorite character dress up for this? What do their wear? Do they bring flowers/a gift?

Hinata dresses up in a nice purple outfit for her date, she brings no gift but would be delighted to receive one.

- The date arrives, it is your favorite character's one true love (or whoever they find to be the sexiest if they don't have a love. Note: Has to be a Naruto character). Which character do they go with? Where do they go and how does the date proceed and end? Remember people, not bath house!

Hinata date with Naruto starts at the ramen stand where Naruto buys Hinata some ramen and he brings her a Cinnamon role to enjoy after. They speak informally and there conversation turns to the recent tragedies and loss in Naruto's life. Hinata is sympathetic and offers Naruto some choice words of encouragement and much needed understanding.

Hinata then walks with him to sit under a tree and continue there conversation, which slowly turns back to the subject of there date. Hinata then tells Naruto that she is enjoying herself and is glad Naruto asked her out as well as a hint of her true feelings.

Naruto tells Hinata how much better there talk has made him feel and in his own way he really enjoys being with her.Naruto puts his arm around Hinata, she blushes and they sit silently together enjoying each others company.

[chrisp]

Woah, a thread by the great Kabuto!:X3

I'm weak for Naruto, the main character.

1. Wakes up. What is the first thought in their head?

"YOSHA!! Time for some training! Arrre? Wheres' my pants?"


2. They roll out of bed and what does their room look like?

Expired milk, leftover ramen and underpants lying messy on the floor.


3. He/she later finds out their best friend/closest associate set them up on a blind date for laughs. Who was the friend/associate and what would your favorite character's reaction would be?

Sasuke? A blind date with Kiba? "Sasuke, I'll kill you!!"


4. Speaking of which, what were they bribed with to make them go with this crazy scenario?

Ramen.


5. Does your favorite character dress up for this? What do their wear? Do they bring flowers/a gift?

Hell no! No flowers and no gift! After the 'date', it's right back to training!


6. The date arrives, it is your favorite character's one true love (or whoever they find to be the sexiest if they don't have a love. Note: Has to be a Naruto character). Which character do they go with? Where do they go and how does the date proceed and end? Remember people, not bath house!

Nany? You just said that the date was for laughs!

[Disturbia]

Very interesting thread YK :3 It took me too much time than it should have, but I wanted to make it look more like a story. Please update your answers soon, your story really intrigued me.

Your favorite character...

- Wakes up. What is the first thought in their head?

Orochimaru slowly wakes up and frowns a little. It takes him awhile to accommodate his sensitive eyes to the faint sunlight coming through the window. The silk covers slowly slip from him, as he sits up, revealing his bare chest. His mind quickly regains it's ability to work properly and is no longer in a daze. His first thought is about how pointless life seems. A life so short cannot grand one's wish to gain ultimate knowledge and power. He thinks of the way most people hate and fear him. In his eyes they're weak and pathetic and would never understand his true motives.

- They roll out of bed and what does their room look like?

The atmosphere in his room is dark and gloomy. There is silence and deep inside he feels peaceful. There isn't much furniture besides the big purple sheeted bed, but there's a writing table and a really comfortable chair. There're some snakes on the floor and one makes its way to the bed of his master. Orochimaru looks at the vain creature before him and brushes his fingers along its jawline gently. After that he disappears into the shadows of his room and heads towards the bathroom to take a shower.

- He/she later finds out their best friend/closest associate set them up on a blind date for laughs. Who was the friend/associate and what would your favorite character's reaction would be?

As he walks out of the bathroom, water still dripping from the edges of his hair, he notices a piece of paper on his bed, that wasn't there before. He doesn't like to be bothered early in the morning and hates when someone enters his room without permission. Nevertheless he picks up the paper. After he finishes reading it he sighs. Kabuto has been doing this for some time now. Trying to distract him from his work, saying that he should go out more often or do something that would relieve the monotony of his life. He sighs yet again, he's not in the mood to deal with his apprentice right now.

- It can't be helped, they have to go, possibly because their associate/friend bribed them with forbidden jutsu, ramen, or porn. Speaking of which, what were they bribed with to make them go with this crazy scenario?

After he is fully clothed, he barges into Kabuto's room and looks at him in an annoying manner. Kabuto's smirk annoys him even more. "If you're setting me up on a blind date, mind telling me who she is first?" Kabuto looks slightly intimidated but explains: "I can't tell you, that's why it's called a blind date." Orochimaru growls and clenches his fists. He is silent for a moment, then smashes his fist in the boy's stomach. "Fine. If that'll make you leave me alone." He then leaves the room still angry, but mildly intrigued. Kabuto gasps in pain from the punch, but smiles. He finally got his master to go out.

- Does your favorite character dress up for this? What do their wear? Do they bring flowers/a gift?

Orochimaru then goes back to his room and debates on what to wear. After a while he decides to wear a white kimono and a straw hat. He also ties his hair back in a ponytail. The least thing Orochimaru needs is to be recognized by some bystander. He is an S-Class missing nin after all.

- The date arrives, it is your favorite character's one true love (or whoever they find to be the sexiest if they don't have a love. Note: Has to be a Naruto character). Which character do they go with? Where do they go and how does the date proceed and end? Remember people, not bath house!

He's slightly relieved that his date does not take place in his old village. After he finds the public house he sits down and waits for his date to arrive. It's been a long time since he has had a female companion. He might as well enjoy it.

Anko had a bad feeling about this. She was feeling like trash this whole day and her heart beat was quicker than normal. She thought it was because she was nervous or something.

She arrives and takes a seat. She wonders who her date is and looks around. She realizes that most of the men in the bar are either too young for her or aren't alone. She then glances at the man sitting beside her, not being able to see his face yet, and just as she's about to speak he turns towards her. Her expression is mixed with shock and fear as golden eyes pierce her very soul. Anko's about to scream now, but a hand covers her mouth as another holds her by the waist. He suddenly lifts her and starts carrying her. "Let go of me! Let go, you monster!" He starts walking faster now, not wanting to attract unnecessary attention.

After awhile they reach the end of the village. He lets go of her. "I hate you." she says calmly, but refuses to look in his eyes. "I don't believe that," he answers. Without very much warning, he pressed his lips to hers forcefully. She gasps at the unexpected movement, but doesn't pull back. After their lips part she looks at him with a hint of pain in her eyes. "I don't have to explain myself to you. What I did back then... I did it for you. I know you suffered a lot because of me, but it was better for you to remain in the village."

"But I want to be with you," she presses her body to his and blushes. He hesitates for a moment and then embraces her back. "Even after everything that you've done, I still love you." He smiles, for the first time he feels that he might actually care for someone.

[Captain Snow]

I'll be doing Itachi.

Wakes up. What is the first thought in their head?

Why is Kisame looking at me with a cleaver?

They roll out of bed and what does their room look like?

Totally black, no furniture except for a bed and a little desk with weapons.

He/she later finds out their best friend/closest associate set them up on a blind date for laughs. Who was the friend/associate and what would your favorite character's reaction would be?

Kisame. Itachi would try and smash Kisame's face in, but can't since Kisame is God.

It can't be helped, they have to go, possibly because their associate/friend bribed them with forbidden jutsu, ramen, or porn. Speaking of which, what were they bribed with to make them go with this crazy scenario?

None of those, he heard there's going to be birdseeds.

Does your favorite character dress up for this? What do their wear? Do they bring flowers/a gift?

He wears his Akatsuki uniform, and brings his date a severed head.

The date arrives, it is your favorite character's one true love (or whoever they find to be the sexiest if they don't have a love. Note: Has to be a Naruto character). Which character do they go with? Where do they go and how does the date proceed and end? Remember people, not bath house!

The one he dates is Moegi, and Itachi spits all of his birdseeds out of his mouth accidentally, and he's dumped.

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

A thread because I'm curious about how you see your favorite character in a silly scene. So here's a series of questions.

Your favorite character...

- Wakes up. What is the first thought in their head?

I'm sure that his first thought would have something to do with explosions. XD He'd probably grin at the idea of what he'll do today.

- They roll out of bed and what does their room look like?

I imagine his room would be quite messy actually. I don't think he's the type to take the time to organize things nicely.

- He/she later finds out their best friend/closest associate set them up on a blind date for laughs. Who was the friend/associate and what would your favorite character's reaction would be?

It was probably set up by Tobi. :S I think Deidara would like the idea but visibly pretend to be pissed at Tobi for setting him up for a date, saying he doesn't need it. XD

- It can't be helped, they have to go, possibly because their associate/friend bribed them with forbidden jutsu, ramen, or porn. Speaking of which, what were they bribed with to make them go with this crazy scenario?

Deidara is bribed by Tobi saying that he'll watch Deidara's newest explosive jutsu later and comment on it. He also bribes Deidara by telling him that the date he picked out for him likes explosions.

- Does your favorite character dress up for this? What do their wear? Do they bring flowers/a gift?

Deidara just wears what he usually does and brings some of his explosive clay as a gift.

- The date arrives, it is your favorite character's one true love (or whoever they find to be the sexiest if they don't have a love. Note: Has to be a Naruto character). Which character do they go with? Where do they go and how does the date proceed and end? Remember people, not bath house!

I really don't know what character actually suits Deidara in the manga so I'm not sure if I can answer that one. LOL.


My answers are in bold in there. ^^

[MinatoNamikaze54321]

Your Fav char....The Pervy Sage!

-Wakes up. Whats the first thoght in there head?
New "Research" for his Icha Icha Series!

-They roll out of bed and what does there room look like?
Lots of scrolls cover the desk next to his bed and there are posters of Naked woman on the walls.

- He/she later finds out their best friend/closest associate set them up on a blind date for laughs. Who was the friend/associate and what would your favorite character's reaction would be?
Jiraya later finds out Naruto set him up with a date with Tsunade! How Naruto did that only the gods know Jiraya thoght.He really dosent want to be smashed into a wall today(or any day) So he tells Naruto he's feeling sick.

- It can't be helped, they have to go, possibly because their associate/friend bribed them with forbidden jutsu, ramen, or porn. Speaking of which, what were they bribed with to make them go with this crazy scenario?

Naruto bribed Jiraya with training for the sexy justu so he could sneek into Bath Houses easier. Jiraya couldent let down that offer....He had to go.....

- Does your favorite character dress up for this? What do their wear? Do they bring flowers/a gift?

He wears what he normaly wears , and He wasent planing for the date to go long so he dident bring anything.

- The date arrives, it is your favorite character's one true love (or whoever they find to be the sexiest if they don't have a love. Note: Has to be a Naruto character). Which character do they go with? Where do they go and how does the date proceed and end? Remember people, not bath house!

Jiraya takes Tsunade to a bar in downtown Konaha and they have a great time! Makeing crakes about Orochimaru and joking about Naruto and it kept going like that until Jiraya thogh Tsunade was drunk enogh to do some "reserch".....apperently He was wrong.....And it ended woth him landing 1000m away in a large crator.

[Ashiya]

1. Wakes up. What is the first thought in their head?

White: What's eating? I'm famished.

Black: Shut up, you just ate a few hours ago.


2. They roll out of bed and what does their room look like?

It's a massive bed in a small recording studio with TV consoles. A whole library of Blueray/DVD discs are on the shelves, and there's a director's chair.


3. He/she later finds out their best friend/closest associate set them up on a blind date for laughs. Who was the friend/associate and what would your favorite character's reaction would be?

It was Tobi.

Black : Damn, guy wanted me to burn a recorded CD for him and now still he's delaying me with all this...who's fault is that?

White : Sorry, I was talking to him the other day and mentioned that I wanted to be single, and get a gate. I think he went too far though.

Black : Idiot. You'll never be single, ever.


4. Speaking of which, what were they bribed with to make them go with this crazy scenario?


Human sacrifices.

5. Does your favorite character dress up for this? What do their wear? Do they bring flowers/a gift?

They'll just stick with their Akatsuki cloak. They present themselves and perhaps arrange that venus flytrap a lil' to look presentatable.


6. The date arrives, it is your favorite character's one true love (or whoever they find to be the sexiest if they don't have a love. Note: Has to be a Naruto character). Which character do they go with? Where do they go and how does the date proceed and end? Remember people, not bath house!


It turns out to be Kisame.


Black: There you have it.

White : Ewww

Kisame : Well, since we're here let's do it, I go on a killing spree and you'll feast on the remains, how's that?

White : Yosha~!
Black : Sounds good.

*Date proceeds smoothly with countless fodder killings and Zetsu get's really full*


White: Thanks Kisame, that's ike the most wonderful date *burp* ever.
Black : Shut Up!!