Dumbest Quotes?

[HyorinmaruTaichou]

What are the dumbest quotes from any Bleach character?

For me, every time Toushiro says an opponent's name like "...Aizen" or "I will kill you, (Gin, Aizen)" :zaru

:LOS

http://img46.onemanga.com/mangas/00000003/00000170/20.jpg

[TrueSalvation]

The size of the soul cutter is relative to the strength of spiritual pressure. With a twig-sized soul cutter like yours, there's no way you can win against me

- Grand Fisher.

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg30/TrueSalvation/Bleach%20stuff/BleachCh187_Pg15.jpg
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg30/TrueSalvation/Bleach%20stuff/BleachCh187_Pg16.jpg
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg30/TrueSalvation/Bleach%20stuff/BleachCh187_Pg17.jpg
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg30/TrueSalvation/Bleach%20stuff/BleachCh187_pg18-19.jpg
^Simply epic.

[NoirBankai]

¨Tell Aizen a Quincy has come¨ Ishida
That one made me laugh. :rotfl

[Tasmanian Tiger]

panelz pls :pek


I can't believe Ishida said that.

and Isshin :wtf

[NoirBankai]

http://www.onemanga.com/Bleach/244/02/
He says that at the bottom of that page, although this translation is different.

[bubun]

when kon calls himself "kon-sama"
but sometimes that quote is funny :laugh

[Noitora]

BANZI AIZEN-SAMA!!!!!!

[Bittergourd Tea]

"I will reverse the Hougyoku to a state before it exists!" :lmao

[rldragon]

Ukitake:We'll have to ask Aizen :awesome

[RockGuitarist]

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER, AIZEN! The great pumpkin! I mean... whatever his name is.

[Vaz]

"Oh Shit! They Know!!":argh

http://i37.tinypic.com/308bhc0.jpg

Omaeda's epic expressions/quotes never cease to entertain me.

[Moridin]

Marechiyo Oomaeda takes this alone.

[Itachi^]

Shunsui: Eh Ukitake what is the font of those espada tattoo's?
Ukitake: Hm, I don't know we'll have to ask Aizen.

[ArAshI-sensei]

Oomaeda makes the stupidest quotes ever, he has no competition :LOS

[Seany]

Anything Chad says in battle.

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER, AIZEN!
God he was the worst character ever created :facepalm

[rldragon]

@ItachiUchiha0123: Copycat ...

@OP: Omaeda is undefeatable, I mean, there are probably 5 or so dumbest quotes I've ever seen in about three or so past chapters.

[Farih]

Hitsugaya: Aizen, I will kill you.

oh...lol

[Table]

Hitsugaya: Aizen, I will kill you.

oh...lol

That is a rather funny one :haha

[SchmoozingWouter]

any time Omaeda decides to open his mouth...

[piccun²]

¨Tell Aizen a Quincy has come¨ Ishida
That one made me laugh. :rotfl

this. no contest.


slightly below there's Ichigo's " There's no way Chad would ever lose to anyone"

[auto-matic]

Shunsui: Eh Ukitake what is the font of those espada tattoo's?
Ukitake: Hm, I don't know we'll have to ask Aizen.

i remember this from that forum
http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk210/vault023/blank-1-2.gif
This is actually a good quote
should've been a real quote and have everyone rotflol

[Iron Poke]

¨Tell Aizen a Quincy has come¨ Ishida
That one made me laugh. :rotfl

Oh wow. That is... just wow. I can't belive Ishida said that...
But Chad's (HATE THE CHAD!) quotes are pretty funny, along with Don Kanoji's

[HugeGuy]

I've posted this alot of times but...

http://www.uploadftw.com/200812/evenifsomeonekillsyounyouprobablywouldnntdie2.jpg

[Sexy]

any time Omaeda decides to open his mouth...

Look in the dictionary his face is next to Stupidity

[Gaawa-chan]

I've posted this alot of times but...

http://www.uploadftw.com/200812/evenifsomeonekillsyounyouprobablywouldnntdie2.jpg

:rofl

http://img.onemanga.com/mangas/00000003/000156272/05.jpg

*See the rest of the chapter and the next one...*

Lame, Kubo... really lame... I really don't understand why you make characters tell their about their weaknesses, etc. Instead, have the abilities explained in their thoughts. Please. This is just... NO ONE is this stupid in real life, and even Kishimoto avoids this more than you do...

All of the lines where a character summarizes their abilities for their opponent are fail.

[Kankurette]

Everything Oemada has said, ever. I know it's been said before, but that lieutenant is a walking fountain of stupid. Even when he pulled that trick on Nirgge the elephant man where he was all "I'm not really an idiot, lolz" and crushed him with Gegetsuburi, he was still really fucking stupid afterwards. Especially the "lol ur nose iz silly" bit. :facepalm As much as I hate Soifon, I can see why she treats Oemada like crap.
Also: "ACCEPT MY LOVE!!!!!!"

[Nujagurl]

"Oh Shit! They Know!!":argh

http://i37.tinypic.com/308bhc0.jpg

Omaeda's epic expressions/quotes never cease to entertain me.


:roflYep this one!

[Mattaru]

Didja know...When you use 2 hands... :hurr

[Lance Vance]

:argh: He can use that attack more the once?! I :facepalm'd

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6527/bleachc351009.jpg

[BluishSwirls]

'Kurosaki-kun!' :amuse

[kratos184]

Hitsugaya: Bankai
Omg your funny.

[Pervy Fox]

Ichigo: Then cut my arm and leg off too ugh Kubo :facepalm

[Echizen Ryoma]

"Oh Shit! They Know!!":argh

http://i37.tinypic.com/308bhc0.jpg

Omaeda's epic expressions/quotes never cease to entertain me.

:lmao
And then you see Yamamoto in the background :LOS

[Demon_Soichiro]

''Kubo trolled my fandom'' :ryoma :ryoma ,lol

[Raijuu]

"Exacta!" !!

[abcd]

Didja know...When you use 2 hands... :hurr

this :zaru

[Pervy Fox]

"Exacta!" !!

What? thats like the best Quote