Reznor v. Martryn v. Jkingler v. Giro Free-for-all! [Archive]

martryn

06-19-2005, 05:01 AM

No martryn, this isn't internet combat. This is an actually brawl.

Yeah... I know. Do I not give that impression in the first post. I was just saying, based on our personalities on the net (the only the you can go on) who seems most likely to be able to kick the shit out of the others.

Gooba

06-19-2005, 05:02 AM

:wussfight

I abstain because I love them too much to choose. It is Sofie's Choice, not Gooba's.

LightningElemental

06-19-2005, 05:04 AM

I can't decide. You can't make me. I won't do it! :oh

Reznor

06-19-2005, 05:08 AM

:wussfight

I abstain because I love them too much to choose. It is Sofie's Choice, not Gooba's.
This isn't about who you like more it is a battle!

jkingler

06-19-2005, 05:11 AM

It is Sofie's Choice
You gotta choose the kid you love the most...you know, the kid who gets your references :thumbs

Meijin

06-19-2005, 05:47 AM

If I could, I'd vote for all of them except martyn ;O

Gooba

06-19-2005, 05:52 AM

Fine, I'll decide based on fighting ability alone, not favoritism.
:headscrat :headscrat
:jkingler gets my vote, he is embued with the most power of SoY and has the most experiance on the BGGJBKGBGJGBJKS (or whatever it is called now). Marty's traditional martial arts will crumble to the powers of the SoY.
http://tinypic.com/4kd3chhttp://www.saudicaves.com/tayib/swirl.jpg http://chicago.metblogs.com/photos/mb_cloudplane.jpg AND MORE

Sorry guys, BG's favor is too much for a mortal to battle. DS vs jk would be an epic battle in which at least 4 out of the 7 continents would be destroyed.

jkingler

06-19-2005, 05:54 AM

Agreed.

Ah, the countless damage I have done in the name of SoYsplosions...

http://tinypic.com/659xzn
*jkinGenma meditates on his destructive ways and vows only to SoY for very special people.*

Abuse of power!!! -Gooba

Othni

06-19-2005, 09:48 AM

I would vote for Jkingler for that LOVELY proof of purchase rep...but I think Ima go with martyn *runs away*

....In a real fight, he'd prolly not only uses whatever tantrum martial arts fighting style he has, but he'd also tie you down boy scouts style. :P ....and he lives near me so he could actually come and beat me up if he wanted to. (Don't hurt me!)

martryn

06-19-2005, 03:56 PM

If I could, I'd vote for all of them except martyn ;O

I guess I should be offended?

I would vote for Jkingler for that LOVELY proof of purchase rep...but I think Ima go with martyn *runs away*

....In a real fight, he'd prolly not only uses whatever tantrum martial arts fighting style he has, but he'd also tie you down boy scouts style. ....and he lives near me so he could actually come and beat me up if he wanted to. (Don't hurt me!)

Boy scouts style knife throwing coupled with ju-jitsu style knife fighting = martryn is not to be fucked with in a real fight. I think I could kick the physics nerd's ass at least. Ha ha ha.

Procyon

06-19-2005, 04:03 PM

Wow...Just saw this...It's a 14 year old against eighteen and twenty-one year olds. :P (Bring it on!)

I voted for Rezzy.

06-19-2005, 04:11 PM

None of you have seen pictures of rez. He's a monster I tell you, a monster! O: still <3 jkingler and martryn

Sayo

06-19-2005, 04:25 PM

I win, i always win .. . =]

illusion

06-19-2005, 04:30 PM

Wow, this is a tough one..........I love reading all of your posts, but Rez gave me a rep and I went up three boxes!!! THREE BOXES!! *votes for Rez* :smile-big

Procyon

06-19-2005, 04:35 PM

None of you have seen pictures of rez. He's a monster I tell you, a monster! O: still <3 jkingler and martryn

I sure feel loved. -.-

I win, i always win .. . =]
Udan straight you do. :P Term "Udan Straight" thanks to njt.

Reznor

06-20-2005, 01:40 AM

@KK: You mean this one?
http://img138.echo.cx/img138/7032/d9367ue.jpg

@Gooba: Gooba! This isn't a forum battle, it is an fist fight.

Anyway, are any of you three especially fast, strong, tough or tactical?

Strength
I lifted a dryer and walked down the staircase with it. When my roommates and I were moving, I took couchs by myself by putting it on my back. Speed
In my fencing class, my intructor told me that I was the fastest student. I can think of anything else to point to for speed. (Note that I do not run fast - possible weakness there!) Durability
I used to be very uncoordinated/clumsy when I was little. I got in several bike accidents. As a result, I adapted with fast recovery/durability. Tactics/Skill

I boxed a neighbor of mine. He was stronger and more durable than I (about equal speed) he also had boxing experience (classes and recreational) He left with a bloody nose. I left as if it never happened.

When I was in 2nd grade, I got in a fight with a 4th or 5th grader. He was stronger and faster and I was a l'il fat kid. So I puched at his face - as he ducked I kneed/kicked him in the face! (He then threw me in front of a car and kicked me.... yadayada unimportant stuff)

I also have won every game of Risk I have played! (Only about 6 or so games...)

And my brother and I got the first place team trophy at a chess tournament
My brother and I were the only "team" and thus won by default, which the person giving out the awards was sure to point out

Donkey Show

06-20-2005, 06:09 AM

I would quickly swoop in and quell the madness with a little move called the Strawberry Ryuusa Bukkakaryu!!!

http://daviddino.com/strawberryryuusabukkakeryu.jpg

Then I'd pass out some of this for all the guys to eat, because it's a symbol of friendship and democracy. ^^

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/Collon.jpg

jkingler

06-20-2005, 06:16 AM

Strength: I have more SoY than anyone else, except BG and maybe DS :thumbs

Speed: I once beat the wind in a race.

Durability: I have never broken a bone or anything like that. I think I might be unbreakable.

Tactics/Skill:
-I stabbed a guy in the hand with a pen one time :oh
-Also, I do odd pranks. I left a paper bag full of warm water in my dad's path. He got wet.
-I put melted butter on some girls' dorm door one time. When it dried it looked exactly like jizz.
-I left a milkcrate in the hallway and turned off all the lights in the house. My dad eventually tripped, fell, and began spouting obscenities. I have never laughed so hard in all my life :rofl

So as you can see, I am the strongest, fastest, most durable, and wily to boot. I would be careful walking in hallways, if I were you, Rez :kukuku

Donkey Show

06-20-2005, 06:27 AM

Sorry guys, BG's favor is too much for a mortal to battle. DS vs jk would be an epic battle in which at least 4 out of the 7 continents would be destroyed.
It'd be like watching a DBZ episode, but for reals. O_O

lucky

06-20-2005, 10:32 AM

vote for joe just because he wanted to be like me and got the name joe.

UltraSynaptic SeizureNinja

06-20-2005, 12:00 PM

If I say who I voted for, I'm sure to get a negative rep from well...everyone.

So I'm not saying :mad.

Hayabusa

06-20-2005, 12:22 PM

martryn because hes badass and people think this is a popularity contest.

jkingler

06-20-2005, 12:28 PM

Reznor

06-20-2005, 12:58 PM

@Haya: Does me winning somehow prove this is a popularity contest? Doubtful. I think Rez would win there. I think the people just know badass when they see it. Sure, Rez is big and skilled, and marty is smaller, more evil (and also skilled), but I'll have you know I am the only competitor here who rocks a goatee.

Yeah, that's right: a goatee. Who's bad ass now, eh? (:-)} (<--emoticon with goatee).
I don't think that people know that this is a real life fist fight; most reasons are thinks like "I can't decide I love them both!!" or "cuz he is part of [Fanclub]" or "has more SoY" or "cuz I love him"

(Or like all of us except Giro, vote for ourselves XD)

Gooba

06-20-2005, 01:17 PM

"has more SoY"Is a valid fighting point. All those techniques I posted at doable in a real life fight, for one with the blessing of BG.

skmt999

06-20-2005, 01:37 PM

This would be a nasty fight.
I say the other three gang up on Rez for defecting to the mod side, and then martryn pulls a Shikamaru and goes back to bed. That leaves jkingler and Giro. Ramen or Strawberries and soy? Sounds like a balanced meal together, to me. :laugh

The problem is... everyone knows soy is an important ingrediant in a bowl of ramen. So does that mean that the Ramen has his own Soy, or is it all BG's fault, and jkingler wins by ingredient inclusion?

I say jkingler wins, because after the ramen discussion is over, there's still dessert to get past.

Let's see. Then Gooba swoops in with the Whipped Cream and everyone gets pwned. Yeah. That's how it'll go. :laugh .... :ninja

Neon

06-20-2005, 02:34 PM

Reznor owns all, but Martyn would put up a good fight :amuse

lucky

06-20-2005, 03:12 PM

lol the only reason why i voted j0e is cuz he's the only one i've actually said anything more than 3 sentences to. :xp

Hangatýr

06-20-2005, 03:28 PM

GO JOE! WOOH! You might guess who I've voted for... =x

superman_1

06-20-2005, 05:30 PM

ummm...think i'll go with rez........

spinstate

06-20-2005, 05:40 PM

teh Hasselholf rules all...yeah....http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/eglacirion/smilies/hippy.gif
*votes jklingler*

Norb

06-20-2005, 11:21 PM

mod powers > all except smod and admins :knk

sunshine and gasoline

06-21-2005, 08:56 AM

Whoever wins I loose. :P

But seriously, I think it would end with Rez vs martryn, my money is on martryn, because I know that he is a little (readbetweenlinesreallycrazy) crazy. He has also been training his toothpick skill the last couple of months.

I don't think he would hesitate to use that trick, to impale Rez's eye with it, but then again Rez has martial arts, but the question is if he can use them while half blind and martryn badger style on his ass.

JK would die first, because he has to much love in him, and we all know the one who wins this fight is the one with the most killer intent.

Giro I know nothing about, so don't know his powers.

Conclusion. I vote martryn.

jkingler

06-21-2005, 12:14 PM

JK would die first, because he has to much love in him, and we all know the one who wins this fight is the one with the most killer intent.

What's love got to do, got to do with it? What's love but a second hand emotion? :huh

Love be damned, I'm stabbing, and I am aiming for the eyes :evil

Haha! Just kidding. I am aiming for the liver--bigger target. But really, any vital organ works for me :smile-big

If you have ever seen Rurouni Kenshin, you know sakki is not needed. I am like Seta Soujiro. Nobody would ever suspect me, with my smiling face and my pretty hair, but then while they fight each other, I stab everyone, smile still in place. Then I go home and tell master Shishio (Moe) all about it, and we laugh and laugh :laugh

Procyon

06-21-2005, 12:29 PM

Strength: I hike alot so my legs are strong. :oh

Speed: I felt like I went to the moon on a swing once....

Durability: ...

Skills: Uh...I can use a sword pretty good...When people make me angry I attack them without thinking....I've got alot of determination...Yeha.

I only have one vote. LOL! I don't fink many people know me.

sunshine and gasoline

06-21-2005, 07:23 PM

What's love got to do, got to do with it? What's love but a second hand emotion? :huh

Love be damned, I'm stabbing, and I am aiming for the eyes :evil

Haha! Just kidding. I am aiming for the liver--bigger target. But really, any vital organ works for me :smile-big

If you have ever seen Rurouni Kenshin, you know sakki is not needed. I am like Seta Soujiro. Nobody would ever suspect me, with my smiling face and my pretty hair, but then while they fight each other, I stab everyone, smile still in place. Then I go home and tell master Shishio (Moe) all about it, and we laugh and laugh :laugh

Maybe I should revisit my analsys. Soujiro is indeed a killer, but are you saying that you're a kid? :P

Maybe you should compare yourself with Saitoh (spelling?).

But it is still difficult to belive that someone like you could be able to hurt people, I always tought you were about love, peace and emathy. :P

jkingler

06-22-2005, 11:09 PM

I always tought you were about love, peace and emathy
Yeah, those are good things, but when I fight all that pansy shit goes out the window.

I usually open up with the cheapest possible trick (e.g. distract someone then punch them full on in the ear, or whatever else will work in the situation I am in). Then, from there, I either choke people out or I knee them until they stop moving. When I get the drop on someone I always win. When I don't get the drop on them...eh, probably more like an 80% chance in my favor, because I am manipulative and maleficent when threatened. I don't hesitate to gouge eyes or strike genitals. Just like I don't gamble my money, I don't gamble my health. When it's "them" or "me," and I am not deeply attached to "them," I will always choose me--no hesitation.

martryn

11-06-2006, 12:19 PM

Bump! I need more votes!

furious styles

11-06-2006, 12:26 PM

I can't decide between ollie and joe. :(

Art of Run

11-06-2006, 01:14 PM

Renzor.

Mod sheild +5 defence and 12 intellect ftw...

furious styles

11-06-2006, 01:17 PM

Ok I'm voting for marty, out of pity.

Rice Ball

11-06-2006, 01:46 PM

reznor wins, only gooba with prep has a chance against him.

LivingHitokiri

11-06-2006, 01:49 PM

martyn............................................ .................................................. ..........

Mukuro

11-06-2006, 02:50 PM

jkingler wins.

Reznor

11-08-2006, 04:00 AM

Bump! I need more votes! I've only gotten more powerful, marty ;__;

Hiruma

11-08-2006, 04:05 AM

kingler/rez.

martryn has no chance in hell

Thanatos

11-08-2006, 04:20 AM

I'll give it to jkingler... for now. But seeing as Reznor is slowly gaining in power, this could only be a matter of time. Martryn still has some way to go before he is in their league, and I don't even know who Giro is...

Jh1stgen

11-08-2006, 04:23 AM

lol martryn has only 7 votes :oh

shiru

11-08-2006, 07:25 AM

This is tough because of the way the question is posed... "who would be able to kick the shit out of the other three." I came to this thread fully intending to vote for martryn out of fangirlish love for his snarky coolness, but then... well... to be honest? Somehow I get the feeling that jkingler (who is also snarky and cool) would kick the most shit out of all of you four. Just call it a hunch. So... sorry martryn. I hope you can forgive me.

Now were it not a shit-kicking contest, and say, a debate? I think martryn would top, hands-down. He's persistent and won't give up and can argue argue argue. Reznor wins if it's something different and slightly sexier/sillier, like an air guitar contest. Giro... I don't know well enough to say. Perhaps a fashion show? Fabulous.

martryn

11-28-2006, 12:04 AM

Ok I'm voting for marty, out of pity.

Yay! That'll work! People need to vote for me because I bump this thread the most.

Genis-Vell

12-18-2006, 05:53 PM

Yay! That'll work! People need to vote for me because I bump this thread the most.

Its becuse no one gives a shit.http://209.85.62.26/5860/174/emo/face14.gif

Duke it out hard core style (old school UFC style). Thats something to see.http://209.85.62.26/5860/174/emo/face2.gif

Rice Ball

12-18-2006, 06:48 PM

Reznor wins biatches!

Comic Book Guy

12-18-2006, 07:28 PM

They all submit to a female poster.

Rice Ball

12-18-2006, 07:31 PM

But isn't reznor a crossdresser and therefore immune?

Reznor

12-25-2006, 06:05 PM

They all submit to a female poster.
What's your point? :noworry

Art of Run

12-25-2006, 06:25 PM

Renzors admin shield (+5 defense & +11 intellect) makes him almost untouchable

Ram

12-25-2006, 08:07 PM

Well going on forum stats, jkingler has more rep, posts and better join date than you guys.

Edit: I suppose I didn't really answer the question.

Reznor

12-25-2006, 08:28 PM

Well going on forum stats, jkingler has more rep, posts and better join date than you guys.

Edit: I suppose I didn't really answer the question. Actually, I think I still have my join date set to March 2004 - before the existance of the forum.

martryn

12-26-2006, 04:15 AM

Actually, I think I still have my join date set to March 2004 - before the existance of the forum.

I own you by almost three months in join date. It is impressive how quick your rise to administrationship was, though. If we go by forum firing power, you've got me owned, as does j. I seem to be a nobody around the forum now.

Rice Ball

12-26-2006, 09:17 AM

hehe Reznors winnning again \o>

The Haruhi Cleerleader squad is doing its job!

Ram

12-26-2006, 02:15 PM

Ok martryn will get my sympathy vote.

Sasori

12-26-2006, 02:21 PM

ram told me to vote for martryn. So i will vote for Rezy.

martryn

12-27-2006, 08:12 AM

Ok martryn will get my sympathy vote.

Interesting.

ram told me to vote for martryn. So i will vote for Rezy.

Disappointing.

I had a much better shot at this a year ago when I was more widely known AND appreciated by the general forum populace. Now I'm just a grease stain. I feel really bad for poor Giro.

Rice Ball

12-27-2006, 10:10 AM

Why did you put poor Giro in the thread in the first place :)

Could always just ask gooba to doctor the results

martryn

12-27-2006, 10:19 AM

Why did you put poor Giro in the thread in the first place

He was around originally when I came up for the idea in some thread or another. I can't remember which one spawned this, but I do recall that I made this thread in response to another thread back in June of '05. Rez might remember, as it seems he was in on it from the beginning.