The David Hasselhoff FC!!! ^^

[jkingler]

I think this FC speaks for itself, so I will refrain from the laudatory manuscript I so want to provide.

David (not to be confused with DS) is the greatest actor of our time:

He was the star of such classics as:

Knight Rider
http://www.dvdivas.net/movies/pics/knight%20rider-1season.jpg

Baywatch
http://www.tvdads.com/images/baywatch.gif

Baywatch Nights
http://img.bhe.templation.cz/data/V0321/V_cover_baywatch_nights.gif

And the straight to DVD classic, Baywatch: Hochzeit auf Hawaii
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008K7AT.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

He is even a world-renowned recording artist!

His 1984 debut album, Night Rocker, went gold and platinum worldwide
(Note: mostly in Germany)
http://www.hasselhoff-fanpage.de/assets/images/Night_rocker.jpg

As a musician, he has been a runaway success ever since, as you will see here:
http://www.hasselhoff-fanpage.de/html/discography.html

He acts, he sings, and he probably dances *shudder.* That makes him what they call in the industry a "triple threat." I know I certainly feel threatened O_o.

David Hasselhoff isn't just a man: He is a (slight burning) sensation!

http://www.kvak.com/slike/200105b.gif

Join the club--how can you not? XD

http://www.insufficientnumbers.8k.com/images/nightrider-small.jpg
Warning: Insufficient numbers will force D.H. to start thrusting for attention! :eek

Lusty Blue-eyed Owner: joe kingler
Soulful Sigster: clockworthington
FC Resurrector: PinkAugust
Official Hassytard: Becktard
Hassy's Cabana Boy: Balerion/Teszandrus
Spanish Hasselhoff: Spanish Hokage

Official Nyu-girl: Ryu~~~!!! ^^

[clockwork]

Hooooiiiiiiii!!!!!!!1111111

How could I resist. I call co-owner cos I'm awesome maybe.

Just a question J? Why the hell is this in the Naruto Joke Section? :blink

[jkingler]

Whoa snap!!! Clocky is teh IN!!!

This calls for a celebration!

http://www.all-pictures-photos.com/images/david-hasselhoff/david-hasselhoff-003-img.jpg
"Happy birthday, Mister Clock-worrrrrrth! Happy Birth-day, toooo, yoooooouuuu!" :glomp

Co-owner you shall be, Clocky. I can't not reward you after watching you endure such a horrifying advance from DH himself!!!

*CW = DH co-ownage*

[clockwork]

Aww and it is my brithday in like 3 months ^____^
That's a marvellous picture. I think my next sig will be DH releated.

[jkingler]

Haha! Yes! A CW DH siggy!

In exchange for the honor you do him, DH offers you a hawk!
http://tinypic.com/652xpi
And a leather bondage suit! XD

[Ryu]

..........*raises hand*
Joining.... =3

[jkingler]

Nyu-girl!!!!

You are in!

Man, I so want to listen to one of his CDs!!! XD

Especially Night Rocker. I'll bet that's awesome :rofl

[Ryu]

Nyu-girl!!!!

You are in!

Man, I so want to listen to one of his CDs!!! XD

Especially Night Rocker. I'll bet that's awesome :rofl
...I'm sure there is a torrent somewhere XD
If there's a will there's a way~~

[jkingler]

I am sure there's a way. The will is more of a problem :sweatdrop

http://www.hasselhoff-fanpage.de/assets/images/lovin_feeling.jpeg
He is honestly too much stud to handle. I think I would die! XD Bwahaha!

[jkingler]

Did you read the new report from the Surgeon General?

9/10 doctors prescribe Hassy over Robitussin :omg


http://tinypic.com/653bea
Hassle-O's are part of a well balanced diet. Nutritious and delicious :thumbs

BG approved!
http://tinypic.com/653cq8
BG goes cuckoo for Hassle-O's :glomp

[I'm with Stupid]

:rofl

*joins*

wherever joe goes, i must follow :spaz

[jkingler]

IwS!!! Huzzah for the Bump no Jutsu.

Man, NF is SLOOOOOW tonight! :omg

A little Hassy-tussin ought to get it back on track!

http://biografieonline.it/img/bio/d/David_Hasselhoff.jpg

He can buoy me anytime :jk

[I'm with Stupid]

if anybody wanted to know where i got my sig (*cough*joe*cough)...

http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html

there ya go :amuse

[jkingler]

Hahaha! This one rules!

http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF054ADLoveLizard.jpg

EDIT: Whoa! Check this out!

http://starbase-eprime.us/graphics/krhulkpic.jpg
I wanna see that episode!!! :omg

[IzumoX]

I'll join, he was in the Spongebob movie =D

[jkingler]

He WAS in the Spongebob movie. Because he is just that awesome. I mean, if even today's kids connect with the awesomeness of Hassy, how can he not be an amazing actor?

http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/ThatsOurBouy.jpg

[Jikoo]

Give me some of that Hassy-tussin right now!

I neeeeeds it!

[Akamaru Mask]

I'll join... isn't the hoff one of the richest men in television?

I heard he bought the rights to baywatch and that landed him muchos beer tokens

[jkingler]

Hassy tussin for joo!!! :omg

http://www.hasselhoff-fanpage.de/assets/images/sings_america_ldt..jpeg

[Akamaru Mask]

can I use the banner in my sig? its sorta bare...

[jkingler]

Yes! Feel free to use the banner. It's mainly for display, so display as you will :laugh

[Jikoo]

Ohhhh Yeeeeah, baby!

*rubs hassy-tussin on chest* :hearts

[jkingler]

Hassy Tussin cures everything. Break a leg? Put some Tussing on it! :laugh

[Akamaru Mask]

this person has the banner too... hello ^_^

[jkingler]

Whoa! My banner is spreading the Hassy love to all! It's so beautiful... :crying

Keep up the good work boys! You make the Hoffinator proud :thumbs

[Akamaru Mask]

We are the hoffs publicists :amuse

[jkingler]

Man, I hate my brain and my knack/curse for free association. When I read publicists my brain told me how much that resembles pubic cysts, and then I saw the picture in your/my banner, TM. *shudders*

Anyways! :)

Here is some more Hassy love: http://www.hasselhoff-fanpage.de/assets/images/everybidy_sunshine.jpeg

Everybody Sunshine...I wonder what language that makes sense in, because it sure isn't English :laugh

[Jikoo]

The Lord works in mysterious way my dear Jkingler! Muha :D

[jkingler]

Are you saying David Hasselhoff is the lord?!?!? :omg

I thought that was common knowledge :P

[Jikoo]

Look at the hair jkingler! The HAIR! It stays so perfect, even running, swimming or driving really really fast!

If that's not devine, I don't know what is!

[jkingler]

If Hassy isn't divine, may D.H. strike me down :laugh

I am going to bed. G'nite, dude :)

[jkingler]

I was negged with this as the message:

"dude, that zooming thing into hasselhoff is really gross. i'm really grossed out. -killerfan"

How can one not appreciate the beauty of the Hassy crotch zoom? :sad

[I'm with Stupid]

simple: the douchebag's in denial :P

[jkingler]

Yeah. That's the only reasonable explanation! He totally wants the crotch :thumbs

[Jikoo]

What a sad, sad person, sitting infront of his computer with a modem connection, in his bombed out appartment, fighting with crackheads for food and that oh-so needed smack to get away from it all. And of top of that he is so fragile he denies the undeniable!

One cannot stand against the might of the Hassy-crotch!

[jkingler]

The Hassy crotch is invulnerable, so haterism will not prevail :cool

[Pinkaugust]

Add me to the Ranks.. I'm a fan!! DLing KNIGHT RIDER right now..

[jkingler]

Knight Rider?!?! :omg

Hell yeah! :spaz

*bum da da bum da da bum da da da da!*

[Chamcham Trigger]

rofl I have to try and get into this club. I used to love Knight Rider. I used to think it was Night Rider :)

[De Monies]

:faint sign me up!!

[jkingler]

Becktard, consider yourself added.

Would you mind if I called you Hassytard? :P

[Oskar von Reuental]

I request joinage, while presenting the gift that is Hasselhoff



http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/7944/seifenspender4ck.jpg

http://b.1asphost.com/Billythetidd/Pics/17734216.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v147/camelsca/0000g283.gif

[jkingler]

*catches a whiff of new hunky aroma*

:love

You are most definitely in!

[I'm with Stupid]

It's nice to see this fanclub get the attention it deserves ^^

[De Monies]

Becktard, consider yourself added.

Would you mind if I called you Hassytard? for you baby, I could be anything :lmao

[Oskar von Reuental]

^XD

That's Hassy-level smoothness.

[De Monies]

XDDDDDDDD :glomp
or Hofftard :nuts

[jkingler]

Hofftard is too abrupt sounding a name for someone as smooth as yourself, XD

[Pinkaugust]

Me Is In!!!!!! Knight Rider Forever!!!!!!

[De Monies]

:tem :Gaipose

[jkingler]

Hesslehorf? :love

[De Monies]

bump*


:bees :love

[Oskar von Reuental]

Bump! :nuts

http://img417.imageshack.us/img417/8082/hoff2he.jpg

[jkingler]

That is the sexiest thing I have seen all week! o_o

If only it was red and green, I would put it in my Christmas cards...

[Jef88]

i'm in this one man :D
http://photos23.flickr.com/34954037_2bc02c26f1.jpg

[jkingler]

I know sometimes life can get you down, and you think things just can't get any worse, but always remember:

http://business.virgin.net/tim.i/bheads/poster_best_ever.jpg[/img]

[Jef88]

http://business.virgin.net/tim.i/bheads/poster_best_ever.jpg
that is such a life lesson J XD

[jkingler]

Holy shit! Kurapica is my new favorite person! :nuts

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE

Hooga! HOOGA! :yell

*is hooked on a feeling :love*

From this thread: http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=77345

[mow]

In the world of pant bulges; Hasselhoff rules supreme.

[jkingler]

Tom Jones is the Darth Vader to Hassy's cotch-bulging Luke--based on appearances, Tommy has the superior light saber. But only because that fucker Tom stuffs with socks. God damn cheater.

[mow]

But we all know that David Bowie is the real force :P

[jkingler]

David Bowie...dude. You can't bring actual musicians into this! Of course Hassy takes that one, easily...

[mow]

Are you implying Hassy's record wasnt rocking? It's still the highest selling record in Germany man!

XD

[Pinkaugust]

HAHA FC Resurrector!! The Kunai has given me the power to give life!!! MWA HAHAHAHAHAAHA!! Btw, watched 2 episodes of Knight Rider season 1 last night, which I have on my pc, and it was awesome!!

[Dionysus]

I really need to join this. Really.

I didn't see this (http://www.youtube.com/w/Hooked-on-a-feeling?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ethesuperficial%2Ecom%2F) linked here. It's essential.

[jkingler]

Actually, it was linked to in post 58, but damn it if that video isn't the gift that just keeps on giving. We could link it 5 more times, and it wouldn't be any less incredible! :laugh

[Dionysus]

Actually, it was linked to in post 58, but damn it if that video isn't the gift that just keeps on giving. We could link it 5 more times, and it wouldn't be any less incredible! :laugh
Well, why isn't it in the first post!!! Post 58 isn't the one people look at!

[jkingler]

You know, you make a good point...

You could be the official Keeper of the Hasselhoff Archives. :oh

Just send me the things that should go in the first post and aren't pictures. I'm already at the pic limit there. :P

[Dionysus]

I'll take the job! As long of you realise nothing will probably materialise. As expected, the position is filled by a deadbeat.

[jkingler]

I'll take the job! As long of you realise nothing will probably materialise. As expected, the position is filled by a deadbeat.
I mostly nominated you so I wouldn't have to do any work, so I understand your not wanting to work, either. :lmao

[Dionysus]

Huzzah for deadbeats! Nothing beats something dead like laziness and apathy! :chimpo

[jkingler]

I'm too lazy and apathetic to beat dead things. :oh

[Spanish Hoffkage]

I cannot believe I don't realise this FC exist till now.

Shame on me, shame on me. :spwank

Can I join in, pleaaaaaaaaase. :wtf

Of course all of you can :sgan my Suiton hasselhoff gifs. :kthumb

[Oskar von Reuental]

Welcome to the Hall of Hoff Homage. :thumbs

/looks for more Hoff fanart :oh

[jkingler]

You are definitely in. Your love of the big man is apparent. :amuse

I dub thee Spanish Hasselhoff. Go forth and preach the hairy, sexy gospel to the masses!

[Kaki]

man, I've gotta join in honer of his new vid, hell yea.

[jkingler]

Which one? Get In My Car? :oh

[Kaki]

yup, http://youtube.com/watch?v=EwEk62HViIA&search=get%20in%20my%20car

[Shogun]

bloody hell, i just noticed this place. sign me up.

[Spanish Hoffkage]

Do you know how to download youtube videos. i wanna make some Hoff gifs of pure pwnage. Get out of my car is made of pure win :nod