Things you will NEVER see in Bleach O.o (spoilers)

[Jack Bauer]

1. sex.


4. any hot female characters stripping (Orihime-chan...)

5. ummmmmmmmmm anything besides swords

[TenshiOni]

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Thank you. -__- :amuse




4. any hot female characters stripping (Orihime-chan...)

5. ummmmmmmmmm anything besides swords

4. :(

No wait! :amazed

Yoruichi and Orihime both attempt to strip at one part. >.> Yoruichi is very successful too.

5. Ishida's an archer. Sado uses his strong arms. Orihime has her fairies. Yoruichi and Soi Fong don't fight with swords. >.>


Anywayz, we'll never see Mayuri just break down and give Ishida flowers and chocolate.

[Raistlin-sama]

4. any hot female characters stripping (Orihime-chan...) Well i don't know if it can actually be called stripping, but wasn't Yourichi naked at some points...

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1. sex.


4. any hot female characters stripping (Orihime-chan...)

5. ummmmmmmmmm anything besides swords
4. Yoruichi?

5. Ishida's Arrow? Yoruichi's Demon Arts/Martial Arts? Soi Fong's Dagger thingy...(i guess it can be considered a sword...)? Chad's fists?

[Yak]

Things we will never see? Humm.

-Mayuri treating his daughter well. ;_;
- Yachiru saying "I love you, Daddy!" to Kenpachi... woah... that... would freak me out. I'm getting the chills.

[krzyvietboi2k5]

Yachiru having kiddy sex with hitsayuga.

[Norb]

^
-______- I guess it's funny for some but not for me -______-

1. Ichigo running away from a fight
2. Karen starting to see souls
3. Ichigo admitting any feelings for any girls :P
4. ME....

[lucky]

2. Karen starting to see souls

lol. It happened. :P

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-______- I guess it's funny for some but not for me -______-

1. Ichigo running away from a fight
2. Karen starting to see souls
3. Ichigo admitting any feelings for any girls :P
4. ME....
1. Wasn't Ichigo trying to run away from Kenpachi during their fight?

2. Doesn't Karen already see souls? ...

[unimatrixzer0]

1. All Gotei 13 Captains forcing all their female subordinates into one huge sex party.

2. Captain Aizen defeated with Harem no Jutsu.

[monk3]

1. HUGE Gotei 13 orgy. :laugh

and for the #4, it'll only happen when hentai artists start on Bleach. =P

uh. and 2. Chizuru and Orihime as a couple. although that would be hot. :amuse

[SasuNaruGirl]

1) The bleach characters all going to Disney World.
Aladin: aww look at the little children ::looks at Hitsugaya and Hinamori::
Hitsugaya: ::kicks aladin in the ball:: T___T i'm alot older then you F***er

2) Renji and Bayakuya making out. oh yeah thats nice.......alittle more Renji....XD SMEXY!!

3) Orihime actually eating something that is not weird.

4) Hitsugaya and Hinamori kissing. Why do you ask this will never happen? Name One Shonen Jump manga where the characters kiss. ( don't you dare say sasuke and naruto) >_< HITSUHINA FOREVER!!!!!! ::reads Hitsuhina manga::

5) SasuNaruGirl becoming a shinigami and meeting up with the hot mofo Shuuhei and then...>_> ::stops cause she's on the phone with TenshiOni:: ^^;; they talk.... (::takes out whip:: you delete this TenshiOni and I will not talk to you for a week T_T ::cracks whip:: )

6) Ichigo eating an ichigo XD!! ( >_> for those of you who don't know Ichigo means Strawberry)

7) An American shinigami. Thats right..a shinigami with a gun...not sword...a gun...a big gun..oh yeah...love me...O_O wait that has nothing to do with anything. >_> just go to the next number. ^^ ok!

8) Aizen stripping. You know we all to see him strip. Smexy mofo x3!!

[Norb]

1. Wasn't Ichigo trying to run away from Kenpachi during their fight?
That's not a real fight, i'll be more precise, serious and real fight


2. Doesn't Karen already see souls? ...
yea was wrong there .__. it's hollows she can't see ^_^;;
and her name's karin >_< *bash self*

[Umbra]

1. Renji actually winning a fight

2. Someone pulling out gun and just shooting some shinigami after they have shown off their sword ala Indiana Jones

[theoneandonly]

4. any hot female characters stripping (Orihime-chan...)
man i wish that happens....but of course it's not gonna happen

[cool2not]

1) interesting characters

2) enjoyable plot

awaits neg reps from diehard bleach fans.

[Freija]

DUDE. If you're going to make a thread in the Court of Pure Souls that has a topic that all members should share, do NOT INCLUDE SPOILERS, PLEASE.

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4. :(

No wait! :amazed

Yoruichi and Orihime both attempt to strip at one part. >.> Yoruichi is very successful too.

5. Ishida's an archer. Sado uses his strong arms. Orihime has her fairies. Yoruichi and Soi Fong don't fight with swords. >.>


Anywayz, we'll never see Mayuri just break down and give Ishida flowers and chocolate.
actually Soi Fong uses a sword, that needle is her shi-kai ;)

[ghostgal]

contacts???

[Kagalli]

-Rukia physically abusing anything that looks like a bunny.
-Rukia's drawing skills getting any better.
:P

[Shishou]

Zaraki Kenpachi using bankai.


If it happened, the universe would implode.

[Final Ultima]

Any important character dieing permanently that wasn't already dead prior to the beginning of the series. (Of course, it may happen...but the fact that it hasn't happened yet irritates me.)

[Jack Bauer]

Zaraki Kenpachi using bankai.


If it happened, the universe would implode.

that and God would be all O.o

[BushidoPunk]

Zaraki Kenpachi using bankai.


If it happened, the universe would implode.
But at least we can imagine. What a sight that would be to see Kenpachi with BanKai.

Things you'll never see:

A make out session between Soi Fong and Yoruichi :hearts :nosebleed :drool

that and God would be all O.o
God would cream his pants if he saw Kenpachi use Ban Kai.

[Jack Bauer]

IF Hinamori confessed her pedophile love to Hitsu.

Hina- Hitsu. I ummm I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

Hitsu- But you're 500 years old and im only 250? O.o

[TEK]

I don't know if it's been said before, but:

Rangiku stripping down and playing with her boobs, followed by Inoue and Yoruichi stripping down as well and start making out and such...

[otakufan]

yea was wrong there .__. it's hollows she can't see ^_^;;
and her name's karin >_< *bash self*
Hate to correct you here too, but Karin can see Hollows just fine (I.E Grand Fisher encounter, acting as Chad's eyes just before he awakened his arm's power). The only members of the Kurosaki family who can't are Yuzu and Isshin.

Though it hasn't been stated officially, it's likely that Masaki could as well, seeing as she sacrificed herself to save Ichigo when even Ichigo couldn't see the danger.

[ResoluteOne]

Ichigo giving up.

[SeekerofPower]

4. any hot female characters stripping (Orihime-chan...)

This actually does happen. Orihime knocks out those death gods and goes to change into their clothes. She almost has her shirt off I think when Isida tells her they can't change in the same room. Orihime then makes a dressing room for him. :p

[zionforsell]

One thing you never see in Bleach??? A romantic Shoujo-type dialouge between 2 character like this:

Male: "There is something I want to tell you"

Female: "Yes?..."

M: "Um...I..."

F: "......."

M: "I LOVE YOU!"

F: (big eyes, O mouth, faking surprised)

M: "I dont know where it all began or how long it has been... But I love you with all my heart!"

blah blah blah blah

If there is a romantic scene in Bleacj, it's probably just gonna be 2 persons sitting next to each other hand in hand and ended in one page. It is also what I like about Shounen Manga => not too much crying and dramatic talking!!

[TenshiOni]

actually Soi Fong uses a sword, that needle is her shi-kai ;)

Very true but I was just trying to explain that there is more diversity in Bleach. :amuse

[The 21st Hokage]

Ichimaru Gin becoming a good guy.

Tousen walking up to Aizen saying I can see you.

[organizedcrime]

Ichimaru opening his eyes for four or more pages.

[Shiari]

1. Ichigo and Orihime going out on a date....*Get stared at by the Ichigo x Orihime fans*... *Returned the stare*

2. Kenpachi playing matchmaker! Though, it would be funny if that happen. :P

3. Kon getting a body that not Ichigo or Plush lion one.... O_o

4. Chad being the reborn.... Wait for it.. KAIEN! ^_^

5. (Since someone alright said Kenpachi doing a Ban-Kai.....) Aizen doing his Ban-Kai........ O_O

6. Ranma 1/2 crossover with the springs.... >.> Female Kenpachi or Ichigo.... O_O

7. Jinta... not being a pain in the arse to Ururu.

8. Don looking handsome... and no, it doesn't count if you are out of ya mind.

....That enough... I think. >.>

[Narutimate Hero]

- Don Kan'onji being extremely powerful and useful, buwahahaha..
- The Karakura Lion Jet making a 2nd appearance..

[Zaraki]

1. KON getting in Orihime :S

2. A few weeks ago I would have said Ichigos Dad becoming a shinigami

3. Urahara Becoming Captain of the First Devision

4. Hanatarou getting Ban Kai :S

5. Hinamori revealing shes really a man !?!?!

6. Hitsugaya revealing hes a girl and in love with Hinamori

7. Yuzu turning out to be a shinihollow

8. Orihime using her shield to block doorways at school, when other people cant see spiritrons

9. Ichigo losing his powers again

10. Kuchiki Byakuya joining Aizen

[Potentialflip]

Hate to correct you here too, but Karin can see Hollows just fine (I.E Grand Fisher encounter, acting as Chad's eyes just before he awakened his arm's power). The only members of the Kurosaki family who can't are Yuzu and Isshin.

Though it hasn't been stated officially, it's likely that Masaki could as well, seeing as she sacrificed herself to save Ichigo when even Ichigo couldn't see the danger.
Actually Isshin can see Hollows quite well. In fact he is a shinigami himself and knows are good friend Urahara

Anyways...
- Kenpachi learning his Zankapaktou's name.
- Rukia doing something other than talking.
- Chad acting more human (Seriously guy is like a huge robot)
- Ishida getting laid.
- Ichigo admitting his feelings.
- Orihime having a fighting mentality.
- Hinamori/Hitsuguya actually ending up together. (Sometimes its the most obvious that never happens. When there is a match it is usually a surprise rather than an obvious one)
- Byakuya beating Yoruichi in a game of Onigato. Will never ever happen.
- If they did replace the three turncoat captains one or two or maybe three of them is someone we have not heard of
- Urahara actually telling his plans and what is going on in one event.
- Anything that would make my nosebleed.

Yeah that is my take on this.

[hitman]

Urahara getting angry

[otakufan]

Actually Isshin can see Hollows quite well. In fact he is a shinigami himself and knows are good friend Urahara

Yes, I'm aware of that, but if you'll look at the date of my previous post, you'll see that I made it two months ago, when no one had any idea that Isshin might be a Shinigami... Kubo Tite is quite skilled at pulling the wool over his readers' eyes.

[lopsew]

1 - Someone dethroning Isshin as the "Funniest character in the manga/anime" :smile-big

2 - Someone dethroning Rukia as the "Greatest artist in the manga/anime" :amuse

[OtacontheOtaku]

I don't know if it's been said before, but:

Rangiku stripping down and playing with her boobs, followed by Inoue and Yoruichi stripping down as well and start making out and such...

*sobs realizing this may never happen* DAMN YOU HENTAI ARTISTS!!! Where are you when we need you T_T.

But uh...yeah...

1. Yuzu going on a mad killing spree
2. Karin sniffing ether while banging a Vietnamese prostitute
3. Ishida ever getting a female - >.> I ain't sayin he's queer...but frills?
4. A boob slip from Orihime
5. A boob slip from Yoruichi
6. A boob slip from Soi Fong
7. A boob slip from Tatsuki
8. A boob slip from Rengaku
9. A boob slip from Chizuru
10. ...what was I talking about?

[Maffy the Love Doctor]

*sobs realizing this may never happen* DAMN YOU HENTAI ARTISTS!!! Where are you when we need you T_T.

But uh...yeah...

1. Yuzu going on a mad killing spree
2. Karin sniffing ether while banging a Vietnamese prostitute
3. Ishida ever getting a female - >.> I ain't sayin he's queer...but frills?
4. A boob slip from Orihime
5. A boob slip from Yoruichi
6. A boob slip from Soi Fong
7. A boob slip from Tatsuki
8. A boob slip from Rengaku
9. A boob slip from Chizuru
10. ...what was I talking about?

so pretty much, we won't be seeing a boob slip from anyone huh? bummer :sad.

[meekozy]

Yachiru having kiddy sex with hitsayuga.

:hi5 OH YEAH! I saw that one comming. I wonder if there are any doujins that are HitsuYachi. I can't imagine Hitsugaya having sex though.....and Yachiru would just be like >_< Can I eat it?

[jkingler]

All participants in a fight fighting with everything they have from the get-go.

[Pinar-chan]

- Byakuya laughing
- Rukia admitting she's crappy at drawing
- Shinsui revealing that he's gay
- A gay Kon/Ichigo/Renji
- Renji having the hots for Hinamori
- Yoruichi and Kisuke (urahara) as a couple


Things you MIGHT see: (I'm just making spontaneous guesses)
- Jinta having the hots for Yuzu
- Hitsugaya having the hots for Hinamori (or Karin)
- Byakuya getting re-married
- Ichigo asking Orihime out on a date >_< (not likely, but might happen)
- Captains getting hitched *_*

[~ Masamune ~]

-MOTION CAPTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--Someone stronger then ichigo,in which ichigo CAN NEVER SURPASS!

-A Gun

[Nama]

-Mayuri treating Nemu well
-Yachiru calling Zaraki either Taichou, Kenpachi or just Zaraki
-Yamamoto cutting of his beard
-Gin stopping smiling and opening his eyes permanently
-Tousen gaining the ability to see
-Yumichika starting to look ugly in his opinion
-Shunsui/Urahara giving up their hats
-Byakuya smiling wide or laughing
-Gin crying
-Renji cutting off his hair
-Ichigo/Renji singing a love song to Rukia
-Hinamori learning Ban Kai
-Kuukaku getting her lost arm back somehow
-Gin, Byakuya or someone else (who haven't) turning into a chibi
-Mayuri replacing Ichigo as the main hero :D

That's my list. I'll edit this later, maybe.

[Scared Link]

Speeches:

Ichigo - Fuck this, Rukia you can die for all I care. :amuse
- Yourichi keep your clothes off!

Kenpachi - I cant be bothered to fight

Kon - I <3333333333333333333333333 you Ichigo-Kun!

Aizen - I will save you


Chad - I may be fat but you are ugly and I can diet

Ikkaku - *points at wig* Like me new hair?

Renji - Rukia stand in the middle of the road...

[SeruraRenge]

Gin becoming a stressed-out, emotional wreck.

I mean, seriously, that face makes him look like he's gonna do this laugh (http://soundamerica.com/sounds/cartoons/Warner_Brothers_Cartoons/Batman_the_Animated_Series/joker.wav) at any second.

[Sogetsu.]

Komamura turning into human with a kiss
Hanatarou doing a hadou lvl 90
Yachiru with titties
Shunsui and Nanao as a couple

[RockLee]

Renji using breakdancing while using his ShiKai to fight.

[sharingan237]

Ichigo masturbating

[Morpheus_VGX]

1. Ichigo feeling lust for any girl.

2. Byakuya laughing.

3. Mayuri becoming a good guy. (I hope it happens)

4. Zaraki using Kidou powers.

5. Shunsui getting angry.

6. Ichimaru with a sad expression.

7. Karin giving a lovely hug to his dad Isshin.

8. Jinta being a gentleman.

9. Byakuya looking at Rukia with desire.

10. Rengiku Sleeping downwards.

11. Sado laughing like an evil guy.

12. Nanao-chan with few clothes.

13. Unohana with her hair all untied and battle screaming with rage.

14. Rukia and Ichigo together.

15. Ganjou achieving bankai.

[uncle jafuncle]

1. Ichigo reaching a limit to his power
2. Kon taking Rangiku to court for sexual assault
3. Chad winning a fight with someone important
4. Orihime getting a breast reduction
5. Kenpachi going on a diplomatic mission
6. Byakuya breakdancing
7. Ukitake getting cured of his illness...even though he doesn't have a physical body and Unohana can heal just about anything...
8. Shunsui working
9. Yamamoto not being kick-ass
10. Don Kanonji in a serious role
11. Renji in hot pants
12. Kuukaku with a Jax-style robo arm
13. Ikkaku with hair(although he might pull a Krillin)
14. A villain that is weaker than any previous villain

[Scared Link]

Rukia - I dont want to die! I deserve to live! Goddammit!

[Jack Bauer]

Ichigo masturbating

acutally it happened in the latest ep :oh



























jk :oh

[Giant Enemy Crab]

Yourichi and Kon going all out to see who makes a better pet for Ichigo

[Isshin]

Things we will never see...
-Fully naked Yoroichi
-Anyone actually dying ( Inorder for that to happen, Unahana has to die unfotunutelly coz she bandages every god damn thing)
- Ishida confessing that he is actually gay
-Uncencored Rangiku-Gin sex
-Renji winning a fight
-Hanatarou achiving bankai

[~ Masamune ~]

-Aizen doesn't get killed by Ichigo

-Not a new bankai (tenkai)

-Hinamori dies

[Leen]

better animation on blood.

[Lexiefaye]

A modest Yuroichi? Karin asking her father for help? Ichigo with a gun instead of Zangetsu?

Oh, and a battle where the winner wins due to mental superiority (aka cunning and trickery a la Naruto or Shikamaru) instead of raw power and speed.

[Jack Bauer]

better animation on blood.

im going to have to disagree with that. The blood animation in Bleach is one of the best i've seen and better than Naruto's.

1) Isshin going to a lolicon-rehab

[Zhongda]

14. A villain that is weaker than any previous villain
i think this applies to ALL anmes xD
especially dbz

[Jack Bauer]

^ not really

Aoi was lame =/



- A zanpankutou that turns into a gun XD

[Megaharrison]

2 things, both regarding Hitsugaya:

-What his ban kai is actually supposed to do.
-Him ever winning a fight.

[Sol]

Hrm...may be a bit out of topic but worth a watch. Singing and dancing Shinigamis.


1. http://s17.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0PRGJC37Q81UE0E9P3M4SPXK8R
(OMG dancing Byakuya and Renji)

2.http://pierrot.jp/title/bleach/event02.html Click on the orange button "1Mbps"

They are actually previews of the Bleach musical. I'm sorry if you have already seen them before.

[seth12137]

rukia with big boobs

[seth12137]

rukia with large boobs

[Popsicle]

er.. Shunsui eager to fight?

[Maramusa]

1) A gay Shunsui
2) A straight Yumichika
3) Zaraki showing interest in a female without her ending up bleeding on the floor

[Blue_Panter_Ninja]

DUDE. If you're going to make a thread in the Court of Pure Souls that has a topic that all members should share, do NOT INCLUDE SPOILERS, PLEASE.

Thank you. -__- :amuse



4. :(

No wait! :amazed

Yoruichi and Orihime both attempt to strip at one part. >.> Yoruichi is very successful too.

5. Ishida's an archer. Sado uses his strong arms. Orihime has her fairies. Yoruichi and Soi Fong don't fight with swords. >.>


Anywayz, we'll never see Mayuri just break down and give Ishida flowers and chocolate.


OWNED :laugh:laugh

[FrostXian]

- Yachiru saying "I love you, Daddy!" to Kenpachi... woah... that... would freak me out. I'm getting the chills.

What about Yachiru saying "I love you, Daddy! Please give me more of your delicious man-milk!" to Kenpachi?
Does it give you the chills?

[♥Tobi]

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Sylvester-Stallone---Rocky-III-Photograph-C12150466.jpeg
ROCKY

Oops... Never mind:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f7/Yasutora_sado.jpg/250px-Yasutora_sado.jpg

*Shudders* :twitch

[Ashiya]

Rukia with cleavage.

[unpro]

ikakku going to AA meetings after receiving a DUI in the real world driving a stolen moped.

[Shamandalie]

I start to fear we will never see IshiHimeIchiRukiRenji orgy :cry

[Techno_Jutsu]

Ichigo resurrecting a two-year-old thread to say he'll never see Rukia with big boobs. Twice.

Sorry, I just had to get that out of my system. :P

[Senzairu]

Rukia achieving Ban Kai.:amazed

[Lamb]

Mashiro naked =(

(she lacks boobs)

[Pein]

A captivating plot

[Notorious]

2. Aizen winning.


Unfortunately, Ichigo's plot armor shall prevail :(

[LordTyrano™]

- The great Gurren Brigade

- Ichigo killing Aizen with Kage-bunshin

- Hmm... goth Inoue?

[Rodney]

*ichigo dieing:cry

[Aquila]

*ichigo dieing:cry

*insert "nobody dies in Bleach" here*

I'd say we'll never see Renji win a battle. Unless you go by his definition of winning, of course, in which case he's won them all. :notrust

[4th Espada]

Urahara sayin' "BANKAI!" T__T

[Sean Connery]

girl on girl action of orihime and rangiku

[shinsei_kuragari]

1. Hanatarou winning Aizen
2. Hinamori winning a fight
3. Hinamori dying (but I won't stop hoping she will!!)
4. Ichigo dyeing his hair black

[Sean Connery]

girl on girl