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Lord Yu
06-06-2008, 10:00 PM
Your move Davey.

Hangatýr
06-06-2008, 10:03 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LFxDIud89vU

Lord Yu
06-06-2008, 10:06 PM
Coincidentally, every time I listen to the song Buckethead I get the image of him doing the moonwalk.

Hangatýr
06-06-2008, 10:16 PM
I am looking at my ava whilst I played Welcome To Buckethead Land.

Jove
06-06-2008, 10:43 PM
Post # 5 claimed for KG. http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d192/joviansatellite/KG.png

I'd also like to reiterate from the last thread: Robert Pollard is the songwriter of this decade.

Catatonik
06-06-2008, 11:07 PM
In like Flynn, out like trout.

I am gone for the weekend peeps. Have fun.

Lord Yu
06-06-2008, 11:14 PM
New S&P is badass as always.

Hokage Naruto
06-06-2008, 11:37 PM
Post # 5 claimed for KG. http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d192/joviansatellite/KG.png



Posting to quote awesomeness. :amuse

Dr. Boskov Krevorkian
06-07-2008, 12:29 AM
I always miss these. :(

The Thieving Queen
06-07-2008, 06:11 AM
We're still page 1, Doctor Boss.

Hangatýr
06-07-2008, 07:32 AM
Wifey, where've you been. :pek

Niabingi
06-07-2008, 07:36 AM
:lmao Davey has a wifey...

Hangatýr
06-07-2008, 07:41 AM
Multiple ones, actually. :zaru

The Thieving Queen
06-07-2008, 07:49 AM
Wifey, where've you been. :pek

Does nowhere at all count? :awesome

Hangatýr
06-07-2008, 07:53 AM
No, no it doesn't. Don't make me send you to Limerick. :pek

The Thieving Queen
06-07-2008, 07:55 AM
You wouldn't want me stabbed and pixeled up would you? It would total ruin my spine for me. Anyway, I could get back to Dublin in like 4 hours including the bus driver's tea and biccy breaks. I don't need a spine.:ohpek

Niabingi
06-07-2008, 07:58 AM
Multiple ones, actually. :zaru
As well you should do! Playa playa...

Hangatýr
06-07-2008, 08:08 AM
You wouldn't want me stabbed and pixeled up would you? It would total ruin my spine for me. Anyway, I could get back to Dublin in like 4 hours including the bus driver's tea and biccy breaks. I don't need a spine.:ohpek
Only not if you behave like a good wife and get on MSN. :pek
As well you should do! Playa playa...

Everyday I'm hustlin'.

The Thieving Queen
06-07-2008, 08:14 AM
Oh harsh, am I not a good wife? *giggles girlishly*;D

Does anyone else here listen to, or have heard, music by France Gall?

Hangatýr
06-07-2008, 08:16 AM
Well, it's either that or oral. :zaru

The Thieving Queen
06-07-2008, 08:26 AM
It's either oral or divorce? Or no spine?

:uwah

Hangatýr
06-07-2008, 08:53 AM
Who ever said divorce was an option? :3

sel
06-07-2008, 10:30 AM
Oh lord xD

http://photos-693.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/genericv2/1539/93/01AwcAX2qWES0AAAABAAAAAAAAAAA:.jpg

Hangatýr
06-07-2008, 10:34 AM
xDDD

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/goodnewsbadnews.png

sel
06-07-2008, 10:45 AM
Oh, the internet <3

Dr. Boskov Krevorkian
06-07-2008, 03:25 PM
The internet has essentially removed any sort of barriers concerning taste.

I love watching people suffer.

Dream Brother
06-07-2008, 07:07 PM
Tehol:

Jesus wept.

Trias
06-07-2008, 07:09 PM
I love the smell of despair in the morning. :zaru

Tehol Beddict
06-07-2008, 07:12 PM
I'm not putting that shit on, that's retarded.

I said I'd make sure trias died.

Next game.

sel
06-07-2008, 07:16 PM
Be a man Mike. You saw that travesty of an avatar I had to don for a week.

Trias
06-07-2008, 07:16 PM
Oh wait, you're not gonna do your end of the deal? How surprising :lmao

Hangatýr
06-07-2008, 07:18 PM
Mike, don't be a little bitch and wear that shit.

Tehol Beddict
06-07-2008, 07:21 PM
I did see it, sel. Why would you wear that?

But really? No one guessed that I killed him because I wanted to, and said whatever I felt would get the job done? How fucking long have you all known me? Tch.

I would have thought better of my reputation.

sel
06-07-2008, 07:25 PM
There was an avatar game thread, where you post and get an avatar randomly assigned to you and you have to keep it for a week minimum. Decided to take my chances since there were some pretty nice ones in there but I got landed with the rampant slut one.

Hangatýr
06-07-2008, 07:26 PM
Still doesn't prevent you from being a little bitch about it.

Besides, you hardly post anyway, so what's the harm in a /wrist set?

Tehol Beddict
06-07-2008, 07:30 PM
See, sel. I would have left when I got one I didn't like. What the fuck is honor in the face of will?

What is wrong with you people? I'd agree to damn near anything to get what I wanted. But once I had, why the fuck would I do anything I didn't want for it as retro-payment? Where the fuck do you think same-time exchanges came from? WHY would you trust me on some shit like that? I'd take the money and then shoot you in the face. What the fuck?

Dream Brother
06-07-2008, 07:32 PM
I find myself -- somewhat shockingly -- agreeing with Davey's sentiments on this one. I both like and respect Tehol, but I do think he should go through with that deal; hell, if you look at it from another perspective, the set should be a badge of honour for you. It's a symbol of you getting Trias brutally killed, albeit through a game.

Much respect to you for donning that avvie Selly, but it could have been far worse, boy -- you got off lightly.

Tehol Beddict
06-07-2008, 07:37 PM
I don't need to put it on as a badge of pride. I've strongly established the fact that he died because I wanted him to - he even voted for himself - that's enough for me. No reason I should tie myself to the stage any further. I'm a liar, he's a clown. I'll take that every day.

I'm not one for sentiment.

I appreciate and second the respect, but maybe you don't really know who I am. Does no one here remember Judge ItO? No one? Hmm.

Hangatýr
06-07-2008, 07:38 PM
-being a little bitch-
Aha.
I find myself -- somewhat shockingly -- agreeing with Davey's sentiments on this one. I both like and respect Tehol, but I do think he should go through with that deal; hell, if you look at it from another perspective, the set should be a badge of honour for you. It's a symbol of you getting Trias brutally killed, albeit through a game.
SIEG HEIL!


And Mike, I remember Judge ItO very well, but you should also remember that I recall ItachitheOmnipotent.

sel
06-07-2008, 07:39 PM
See, sel. I would have left when I got one I didn't like. What the fuck is honor in the face of will?


You don't want to know the extent I'd self sabotage for the sake of keeping my 'honour.'

Tehol Beddict
06-07-2008, 07:52 PM
I remember LoD and Dr. Homo. That's irrelevant. What is relevant is that you should have known better. Of course I wasn't going to do some stupid shit like wear an LP set, anymore than I was going to not lie to get what I wanted in the first place.

Honestly, where is all this cheap sentiment coming from? it's like you've forgotten all of the years I've been here, and all the people I've fucked with for fun. Seriously?

I don't want to know, sel. Just remember when/if it comes around: to me, honor is hollow and without merit. If I'm standing inside it, it's only to mimic the shape.

sel
06-07-2008, 08:16 PM
Heh. Worth a shit I guess

Tehol Beddict
06-07-2008, 08:20 PM
Forums are so fucked up right now, jesus.

Lord Yu
06-07-2008, 09:07 PM
Just got back from lowering my IQ with Zohan. Ah sometimes you need a retarded movie to remind you there is evil in the world.

sel
06-07-2008, 09:44 PM
I have the debate forum for that.

Tehol Beddict
06-07-2008, 11:45 PM
I want to edit that post to show appropriate paragraph breaks so badly, but the code is broken D=

Lamb
06-07-2008, 11:56 PM
They're finally making a movie for the book Atlas Shrugged...

I find it hard to believe, that in the current social economy any movie will do justice to the book, considering the black & white pro-Capitalist nature of the novel, which is a damn shame since Rand turned out to be right on most of her points. :edu

mow
06-08-2008, 01:09 AM
let the record note the following:

Mike; I love you, you cunt. <3

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 01:14 AM
I love Sinfest, and I especially love Pooch and Percy. <3

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mow
06-08-2008, 01:19 AM
im so buying a pup and kitten and naming them pooch and percy x3

NO GARUNTEES! xD

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 01:20 AM
"What's a pistoff?"

<3

Tehol Beddict
06-08-2008, 02:19 AM
let the record note the following:

Mike; I love you, you cunt <3

I knew you'd appreciate me being me <3

Dr. Boskov Krevorkian
06-08-2008, 02:23 AM
Just got back from lowering my IQ with Zohan. Ah sometimes you need a retarded movie to remind you there is evil in the world.

Do you know what's worse?

A vapid, intelligence sapping movie that's not funny. I was dragged, at the bequest of my brother, who gets me into movies for free, to see What Happens in Vegas. Rarely in my life has such cinematic banality reached my senses; it was like watching two prepubescent girls make jokes for an hour and a half. That bad.

Sid
06-08-2008, 02:39 AM
<3 illegal techno-electro-dubstep parties in the woods

http://i27.tinypic.com/j6gxw8.jpg

http://i29.tinypic.com/9anwg5.jpg

Dr. Boskov Krevorkian
06-08-2008, 02:41 AM
Why is it illegal?

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 02:42 AM
Because it isn't registered with the authorities?

Dr. Boskov Krevorkian
06-08-2008, 02:45 AM
BOO

How lame.

Blast that shit.

CalRahhh
06-08-2008, 02:46 AM
Because it's having fun, and that is most definately against the law?

Tehol Beddict
06-08-2008, 02:46 AM
What the fuck, you have to register parties?

Boo indeed.

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 02:47 AM
Well, because the forrest can be private property, that's also against the law. Plus I think you can't have booze there.

Dr. Boskov Krevorkian
06-08-2008, 02:52 AM
Well, because the forrest can be private property, that's also against the law. Plus I think you can't have booze there.

Fuck me sideways.

What's the point, then?

"You can have a party, but keep the music low, the talking low, the excitement nonexistant and the jokes G rated, folks. Have fun!"

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 02:53 AM
Hey, I didn't make the laws. If I did you'd be hearing about genocide and tyranny in Europe on the news.

Dr. Boskov Krevorkian
06-08-2008, 02:55 AM
I'll wait; it's inevitable.

Unrelated note:

The ProgArchives forum is the only place I'd ever read people call out Kayo Dot's Blue Lambancy Downward for using "Pop-esque musical hooks" or being too "poppy."

azuken
06-08-2008, 02:56 AM
This is the truth, Make sure to read this.

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mow
06-08-2008, 02:57 AM
for a country that allows legalized hoes and mary jane i shall say this: ya'll niggas crazy

jkingler
06-08-2008, 03:12 AM
http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/wireStory?id=5009268

:arg

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 03:23 AM
Yeah... I read about that before. Send that fucker to get tortured for a week straight before letting him rot in some prison.

Tehol Beddict
06-08-2008, 03:27 AM
Probably not a good thing to say that it made me laugh for like five minutes.

But it did.

Homeless dude took being fucked up to limit. Damn.

mow
06-08-2008, 03:28 AM
fucking hell ._.

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 03:29 AM
It solidifies Crowley's views on humanity in Good Omens. The Demons of Hell ain't got shit on humans.

Tehol Beddict
06-08-2008, 03:32 AM
That's the view everywhere. In Sandman and Lucifer, too. Pretty common sentiment.

Humorously described in Good Omens though <3

Sid
06-08-2008, 03:33 AM
yeah, you just can't have outdoor parties here without a license. Because of some crazy shit about noise, damaging private/city property, serving alcohol etc etc

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 03:39 AM
Though you could always just pretend to be a gnome, Sid. <3

Plus you're brown, in the right season or place you could just trip down, lay on the ground and be camouflaged.

Dr. Boskov Krevorkian
06-08-2008, 03:41 AM
At least you have a forest in which to party; white, middle class suburbia (Yuppie Hell) is not a good place to have any sort of musical party. Then again, I'd find most of the music the people play around here pretty apalling, so it's good.

mow
06-08-2008, 03:50 AM
I was just informed that Bobby Durham and Herbie Hancock will be performing in The Apartment Lounge + Club in Madinat Jeumeriah.

Yes, that thing lifting you up in the air is in fact, my hard on.

CalRahhh
06-08-2008, 06:04 AM
that fucking snoop dogg advertisement is really really giving me the shits.

mow
06-08-2008, 06:06 AM
it's a sign telling you to get out more :edu

how you've been mate?

CalRahhh
06-08-2008, 06:12 AM
not bad. just chillaxin' now that exams are over and i currently have no assessment tasks to do. great feeling :)

mow
06-08-2008, 06:15 AM
i see my "go out more" comment was spot on then xD. highschool or uni?

man, this is a fucking incredible month. de la soul, now buddy and herbie and rumors of Erykah baduh and common sense in july. I would like to think that the music world is celebrating my b-day :del

sel
06-08-2008, 06:48 AM
I was just informed that Bobby Durham and Herbie Hancock will be performing in The Apartment Lounge + Club in Madinat Jeumeriah.

Yes, that thing lifting you up in the air is in fact, my hard on.

Hang on I think I remmeber that place. Is that the complex near that huge hotel that looks like a Yacht? The name will come to me in a sec...

mow
06-08-2008, 07:03 AM
Abbas has indeed been around the block :edu

sel
06-08-2008, 07:08 AM
I get around.

BURJ. That's it. I just went into the lobby to have a look and it made me shiver - and not just cause of the crazy air-conditiong XD

Oh yeah, who you supporting in Eurocup moe?

edit: Lol, I'm an examiner. How about I give you an exam eh? eh?

CalRahhh
06-08-2008, 07:13 AM
i see my "go out more" comment was spot on then xD. highschool or uni?

hey, i get plenty of out time. and highschool.

mow
06-08-2008, 07:37 AM
^ the internet begs to differ.

I get around.

BURJ. That's it. I just went into the lobby to have a look and it made me shiver - and not just cause of the crazy air-conditiong XD

Burj Al Arab is yet another prime example of man's penchant to overcompensate for their tiny weeners. Fact.

and I support no one cause it lacks black people.

sel
06-08-2008, 07:41 AM
There are plenty of negro's in the Eurocup.

http://www.portugoal.net/images/NationalTeam/Miguel240805.jpg

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00335/malouda_335399a.jpg

mow
06-08-2008, 07:43 AM
i did not ask for scans of the token black man syndrom :pek

sel
06-08-2008, 07:48 AM
Well come on, this isn't the Pen mow :pek

Off to shower, babai.

mow
06-08-2008, 07:52 AM
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/06/08/japan.stabbing.spree/index.html

TOKYO, Japan (CNN) -- A man ran over a group of people with his truck and then stabbed 18, killing at least 7, in a video game district of downtown Tokyo Sunday afternoon,

GTA goes tokyo?

Niabingi
06-08-2008, 07:55 AM
i did not ask for scans of the token black man syndrom :pek
Getme... just throwing in a brotha here or there to add some colour to the team! Lord only knows france were only as succesful as they were in their glory days due to the african immigrants (they all look so fresh!) who decided against playing for their country of origin and the french born nicca's too.

Talking of which I just today discovered (like an hour ago) that Claude Makélélé is married too Noémie Lenoir. How the hell did that happen?

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 08:09 AM
Who and who now? :oh

The Thieving Queen
06-08-2008, 08:16 AM
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/06/08/japan.stabbing.spree/index.html

TOKYO, Japan (CNN) -- A man ran over a group of people with his truck and then stabbed 18, killing at least 7, in a video game district of downtown Tokyo Sunday afternoon,

GTA goes tokyo?Can we never get happy news, like kittens saving world economy or something?

mow
06-08-2008, 08:24 AM
I second that "who and who now? :oh". :oh.

Can we never get happy news, like kittens saving world economy or something?

no, we cant.

Niabingi
06-08-2008, 08:24 AM
Who and who now? :ohBah, man up and watch some good ol' footie! Then move to the Uk and be flooded with marks and spencer campaign images and you shall know the answer to both.

mow
06-08-2008, 08:27 AM
it's sad. the only thing keeping me remotely interested in football is the possibility that the entire man united side could suddenly drop dead during a match.

sel
06-08-2008, 08:27 AM
Getme... just throwing in a brotha here or there to add some colour to the team! Lord only knows france were only as succesful as they were in their glory days due to the african immigrants (they all look so fresh!) who decided against playing for their country of origin and the french born nicca's too.

Talking of which I just today discovered (like an hour ago) that Claude Makélélé is married too Noémie Lenoir. How the hell did that happen?

Haha you got a point there. But remember they lost to Senegal in '02? That was some good stuff.

And its rather simple really. He's rich, she's hot => profit.


Can we never get happy news, like kittens saving world economy or something?

Credit crunch hittin ya that bad eh?

mow
06-08-2008, 08:30 AM
ahhh, the good ol' fashioned "he's got enough money in him to wipe his arse for the next century" wedlock excuse. Futhur proof why Davey boy, being a red neck, shan't get any poonany.

Niabingi
06-08-2008, 08:36 AM
ahhh, the good ol' fashioned "he's got enough money in him to wipe his arse for the next century" wedlock excuse. Futhur proof why Davey boy, being a red neck, shan't get any poonany.He really isn't a bankable commodity!

it's sad. the only thing keeping me remotely interested in football is the possibility that the entire man united side could suddenly drop dead during a match.:awesome
I now have a new hope as to what the "outcome" of a match shall be every time I'm watching one... I would happily settle for just Ronaldo!

Haha you got a point there. But remember they lost to Senegal in '02? That was some good stuff.Fuck yeh! My heart was dancing around that corner flag with all of those sengalise players... take that collonialism! You may have our money, resources and a good amount of our people working for you... but we beat you 1-0! That is what the dance signified!

The Thieving Queen
06-08-2008, 08:36 AM
Credit crunch hittin ya that bad eh?My purse is humming with a chorus of moths and I'm going to New York on a shopping trip in like a week. With my very picky sister to make it more gruesome . :arg though I hear the euro-dollar exchange rate right now is beyond wonderful.

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 08:37 AM
Bah, man up and watch some good ol' footie! Then move to the Uk and be flooded with marks and spencer campaign images and you shall know the answer to both.

I don't give a shit about footie?

destroy_musick
06-08-2008, 08:38 AM
oi! Mow! Prissy ass! Check your pm's

mow
06-08-2008, 08:42 AM
cheers mate. which one is your fav out of the whole lot?



Fuck yeh! My heart was dancing around that corner flag with all of those sengalise players... take that collonialism! You may have our money, resources and a good amount of our people working for you... but we beat you 1-0! That is what the dance signified!

i love you xD

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 08:42 AM
Dave, we really need to play AoC sometime together. XD

sel
06-08-2008, 08:44 AM
Fuck yeh! My heart was dancing around that corner flag with all of those sengalise players... take that collonialism! You may have our money, resources and a good amount of our people working for you... but we beat you 1-0! That is what the dance signified!

Haha xD. they only won in 02 cause of that whole ronaldo thing in the final.

My purse is humming with a chorus of moths and I'm going to New York on a shopping trip in like a week. With my very picky sister to make it more gruesome . though I hear the euro-dollar exchange rate right now is beyond wonderful.

I'm looking at you with the £15 I have and I'm hating you XD

But lol, that aside have a wonderufl trip - when do ya leave?

Niabingi
06-08-2008, 09:08 AM
i love you xD:lmao
*posts*
*hi5s Dio, Tehol, Davey, mislead. Doc, Mael, Liquid, Tyrael, Anonx, Voynich, Ammanas*
*dances on Trias' grave*
*doesnt get modkilled due to possession of the infinity Gauntlet*I love you too <3

though I hear the euro-dollar exchange rate right now is beyond wonderful.Not as good as the pound to dollar exchange rate our pound does stomp on your pathetic "euro" shillings.

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 09:12 AM
Shame that England is Europe's America.

sel
06-08-2008, 09:15 AM
We have Fry & Laurie.

Ergo we win.

Niabingi
06-08-2008, 09:17 AM
Shame that England is Europe's America.Eurovision forces me to accept this statement as truth!

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 09:21 AM
We have Fry & Laurie.

Ergo we win.

Small amount of win, no matter how win it might be, does not make up for overal fail. Fattest in Europe, produced chavs and cockneys, uses the most drugs, consumes the most alcohol, highest teen pregnancy rate, etc. =D

Niabingi
06-08-2008, 09:27 AM
Drugs and alcohol part is not a bad thing and does not bring us into parallel with America seeing as they don't do the drinking/drugs as much as we do their too soft!
Fattest... Can't deny obesity is creeping up on us, kfc is a taste as common to most youth as water. When I was younger a kfc day was a magical day.
Chavs and cockneys have a bad rep for no reason I have good friends who are both.
Teen pregnancy.. ummm... ummm...

We have loads of other win worthy things not just Fry and Laurie but good general comedy and.... *passes the ball to Abbas*

The Thieving Queen
06-08-2008, 09:32 AM
Not as good as the pound to dollar exchange rate our pound does stomp on your pathetic "euro" shillings.At least the pictures on the back of our 100 cents change, while you have that Little ol' Queen looking quite bored on the back of yours. :hehee

We don't just have Fry & Laurie, we've got QI and Tommy Tiernan!

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 09:47 AM
What's this 'we' stuff, Titty Que? You're Irish!

sel
06-08-2008, 09:50 AM
Fatties & Chavs I'll give you maybe, nothing at all wrong with cockneys though.


We have loads of other win worthy things not just Fry and Laurie but good general comedy and.... *passes the ball to Abbas*

They were just the two first names in my head when I was typing that xD.
We have Jodie Marsh. Fuck yeah

And Ireland is part of Britain :LOS For the purposes of this Argument it doesn't matter how much you guys tend to hate England XD

The Thieving Queen
06-08-2008, 10:16 AM
I meant "we" as in Europe, silly.:LOS And yes, yes I am. Being Irish gives me permission to emigrate anywhere I like and no one can do a think about it. We Irish nest and breed in every corner of the world.

And Ireland is part of Britain :LOS For the purposes of this Argument it doesn't matter how much you guys tend to hate England XD
I demand you walk through the streets of Dublin and say that ya brut! Ireland has no queen, we have a female president that goes missing alot tho.

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 10:19 AM
Are you forgetting that I'm European, too? =p

sel
06-08-2008, 10:22 AM
As long as you walk through Brixton calling everyone Blackie, then I'll do anything you want me to

The Thieving Queen
06-08-2008, 10:27 AM
As long as you walk through Brixton calling everyone Blackie, then I'll do anything you want me to
You'd be surprised how angry knackers get when you mention England these days. They'll scuff off their trainers, come away from the shadows of the wheelie bins and little alleyways and chase you like there's a three for one offer on Bud lite in the tescos attached to you. :LOS

Are you forgetting that I didn't take my triple whiskey and coke this morning? =P

sel
06-08-2008, 10:32 AM
Haha.

Hmm, that might help funny enough :zaru

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 10:39 AM
I just rick roll'd Moe. :awesome

sel
06-08-2008, 10:41 AM
I linked him to something much worse.

The Thieving Queen
06-08-2008, 10:43 AM
I linked him to something much worse.Barbra Streisand? Because you know that's just mean.

sel
06-08-2008, 10:44 AM
Even worse than that.

I sent it to Davey just now actually

The Thieving Queen
06-08-2008, 10:55 AM
:wha


I'm genuinely shaking in my boots. Because of the cold or something else, I am not sure.

sel
06-08-2008, 10:56 AM
He hasn't replied. I think he must have had a coronary

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 11:01 AM
A man shoving his fist up his own arse. Very classy, Abbas. Very you.

sel
06-08-2008, 11:12 AM
It beats rickroll at least.

The Thieving Queen
06-08-2008, 11:17 AM
A man shoving his fist up his own arse. Very classy, Abbas. Very you.
You lied Villa, Barbra Streisand is worse!

mow
06-08-2008, 12:58 PM
do share with Q the joy of a man clinching is penis and shoving his entire fist down his bum, abbas.

Tehol Beddict
06-08-2008, 01:11 PM
Sounds like you guys are having a party. Glad I've got somewhere else to be....

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 01:17 PM
Heh, nice bullshittin' you got on there, Mike.

Tehol Beddict
06-08-2008, 01:19 PM
True, I'm not going anywhere. Just not opening that particular bedroom door.

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 01:21 PM
You're very Cartman. All you need now is a woman that will come down with a bed-pan whenever you need to shit!

Tehol Beddict
06-08-2008, 01:25 PM
I am very cartman, but I'd prefer to use proper facilities, in the most hygienic sort of way possible.

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 01:33 PM
You should adopt the Cartman accent.

Tehol Beddict
06-08-2008, 01:43 PM
Should adopt a lot of things, but I hate kids.

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 01:44 PM
Dibs on the redheads.

Gotta pull a Woody and raise me a fine wife.

sel
06-08-2008, 01:58 PM
The guy in the picture was pulling his Woody.

Lord Yu
06-08-2008, 02:04 PM
Good Day MD.

The Thieving Queen
06-08-2008, 02:23 PM
Good Day Lord Yu. Would sir like some crumpets and mild tea?

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 02:33 PM
He's black, Titty Que. Give him some fried chicken and malt liquor.

Lord Yu
06-08-2008, 02:37 PM
I don't drink.:mad Though fried chicken would be appreciated. I'm fuckin hungry.

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 02:40 PM
Fine, give him some grape-drink instead.

The Thieving Queen
06-08-2008, 02:40 PM
I'd kill for a Mango Passion Fruit smoothie from starbucks right now, it's the only good thing they make there. I NEED SUGA :uwah

grape-drink as in wine or beverage?

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 02:44 PM
Grape-drink =/= grape-juice.

The Thieving Queen
06-08-2008, 02:46 PM
WTf I don't know the difference, we don't have "grape drinks" here. We have wine!

Voynich
06-08-2008, 02:52 PM
Hmmm smoothies.... *craves*


Today I once again realized I suck at sewing. It's not as bad as you'd expect it to be, but not nearly good enough.

delirium
06-08-2008, 02:56 PM
Sugar. Water. And of course. Purple.

sel
06-08-2008, 02:58 PM
I'd kill for a Mango Passion Fruit smoothie from starbucks right now, it's the only good thing they make there. I NEED SUGA

Say what?

Their hot chocolate & espresso (I mean as two separate drinks, not together) are divine.

You get innocent smoothies in Ireland?

Lord Yu
06-08-2008, 04:01 PM
Purple drank, grip and sip.

azuken
06-08-2008, 06:01 PM
Fine, give him some grape-drink instead.

Dave Chappelle called it grape drink in one of his stand up's.

sel
06-08-2008, 06:02 PM
As of 10 minutes - no internet until tomorrow afternoon. Don't miss me too much guys

Lord Yu
06-08-2008, 06:05 PM
We won't.:bye

azuken
06-08-2008, 06:24 PM
I wont anyways.

sel
06-08-2008, 08:41 PM
Turns out I'm getting internet without an ISP. That's lovely <3

Hangatýr
06-08-2008, 08:44 PM
Now this is a nice stick.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/3923/classic360led009yx6.jpg

PrognosisNegative
06-08-2008, 09:15 PM
Now this is a nice stick.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/3923/classic360led009yx6.jpg



holy shit... Street Fighter 4 here I come...

azuken
06-09-2008, 12:10 AM
Now this is a nice stick.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/3923/classic360led009yx6.jpg



I got a boner from that. Wow, thats a nice stick.

mow
06-09-2008, 12:26 AM
expect a new edition to the "It's A Wonderful World" series in an hour or so. this one's a doozy.

EDIT: The Juju Orchestra (http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=383066)

Lord Yu
06-09-2008, 02:18 AM
I got a real blog. Click my signature faggots. I think I'll post story crap too soon enough.

Dr. Boskov Krevorkian
06-09-2008, 02:20 AM
My sentiments are also stated in your NF Blog:



100BPMWTF!?

Lord Yu
06-09-2008, 02:22 AM
Not the dragonforce link.

Dr. Boskov Krevorkian
06-09-2008, 02:24 AM
I know, I just like that expression to an unhealthily obsessive degree.

Altron
06-09-2008, 04:25 AM
So i was listening to Black Messiah - Moskau and found online that is was a cover from a german pop band, and found the video which is so hilarious. I thought i would share it with you all.

KZg8WR-uyag

less
06-09-2008, 06:39 AM
The Onion really outdid themselves with this one. (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/black_guy_asks_nation_for_change)

sel
06-09-2008, 07:02 AM
Hahaha. I love it.

My favourite Onion articles though of all time have to be this (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30771) & this (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31925). That said I don't like the new layout of the site. It's much harder to get around than before.

The Thieving Queen
06-09-2008, 09:05 AM
Say what?

Their hot chocolate & espresso (I mean as two separate drinks, not together) are divine.

You get innocent smoothies in Ireland?
Yup innocent smoothies are everywhere,for every shop that sells sandwiches in Ireland there is at least three innocent smoothies in the corner. But most people my age just buy big cartons of chocolate milk to drink.

I'm more into cold drinks myself, their iced coffees are pretty good but not something I'd try again. There's a shopping centre near me that's getting it's fifth starbucks. even though only like two of the coffee shops are actually doing well. :hehee

jkingler
06-09-2008, 09:34 AM
Wtf is an innocent smoothie? Have I been unwittingly making and drinking guilty ones?

sel
06-09-2008, 09:41 AM
Yup innocent smoothies are everywhere,for every shop that sells sandwiches in Ireland there is at least three innocent smoothies in the corner. But most people my age just buy big cartons of chocolate milk to drink.

I'm more into cold drinks myself, their iced coffees are pretty good but not something I'd try again. There's a shopping centre near me that's getting it's fifth starbucks. even though only like two of the coffee shops are actually doing well. :hehee

Shit, I can't even remember the last time I had chocolate milk <3.

Haha, I know what you mean. Down my road there's a Starbucks (Which replaced the bookshop T_T), Caffe Nero and a few other coffee places within a stones throw of each other.
Wtf is an innocent smoothie? Have I been unwittingly making and drinking guilty ones?

In fact it's us who should feel bad for drinking a perfectly innocent smoothies that hasn't done the world any harm.

It's a brand name kinda.
http://www.kollor.com/blogg/upload/innocent_smoothies.jpg

jkingler
06-09-2008, 09:44 AM
Shit, I can't even remember the last time I had chocolate milk <3.
U r racist?
Haha, I know what you mean. Down my road there's a Starbucks (Which replaced the bookshop T_T), Caffe Negro and a few other coffee places within a stones throw of each other.
Don't throw stones at them. T__T
In fact it's us who should feel bad for drinking perfectly innocent smoothies that haven't done the world any harm.
You bastards. :arg

Niabingi
06-09-2008, 09:48 AM
I hate smoothies for the very good reason that they are not in fact smooth but all lumpy and even worse most of the time they actually have bits of fruit in them...

sel
06-09-2008, 09:54 AM
They should so make that joe. I'm not kidding that would be amazing

mow
06-09-2008, 10:21 AM
becca just wants some purple drink.

Hangatýr
06-09-2008, 10:26 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NuTjQLfU6Gk

Lord Yu
06-09-2008, 12:20 PM
So i was listening to Black Messiah - Moskau and found online that is was a cover from a german pop band, and found the video which is so hilarious. I thought i would share it with you all.

KZg8WR-uyag

Welcome to 3 years ago.

mow
06-09-2008, 01:04 PM
....
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh186/ghstwrld/334.jpg
..

:lmao.

Dr. Boskov Krevorkian
06-09-2008, 01:10 PM
Wow, if that's not gay, I don't know what is.

Voynich
06-09-2008, 04:32 PM
Mob game can has daytiem now plz?


*is so very bored*

Dr. Boskov Krevorkian
06-09-2008, 04:33 PM
Maybe you should download illegal copies of unreleased music like the rest of us, Laura.

New Sigur Ros is delicious.

Voynich
06-09-2008, 04:35 PM
I don't like Sigur Ros :LOS

And I need to do other stuff than listen to music.

Dr. Boskov Krevorkian
06-09-2008, 04:37 PM
:LOS

I forget what you like, but I know a few.

Here's my expansive list, "Voy's Music"

Devy
motW
Burial
Acid Bath
Another point of motW

What you need is some mind numbing violence via Video Games or Movies.

sel
06-09-2008, 04:45 PM
Add VSnares to that list.

And no need to thank me Boskov :D

Voynich
06-09-2008, 04:46 PM
:LOS

I forget what you like, but I know a few.

Here's my expansive list, "Voy's Music"

Devy
motW
Burial
Acid Bath
Another point of motW

What you need is some mind numbing violence via Video Games or Movies.

Eh pretty close actually if a bit too compact :LOS

I know but I can not be arsed to look for the 1 channel not showing the Eurocup matches, nor do I feel like playing Budokai because my thumbs still hurt from kicking my cousin's ass in Tekken yesterday.

Dr. Boskov Krevorkian
06-09-2008, 04:51 PM
Add VSnares to that list.

And no need to thank me Boskov :D

lol

I do. :iria

Eh pretty close actually if a bit too compact :LOS

I know but I can not be arsed to look for the 1 channel not showing the Eurocup matches, nor do I feel like playing Budokai because my thumbs still hurt from kicking my cousin's ass in Tekken yesterday.

Ew, sports. But I'm sure you download a incredibly bad horror or action movie and mock it, it's incredibly funny, but only in a group. I have to make up the jokes in my head by myself. :( Ninja Gaiden II uses up my hyper violent tendencies. Button Masher? :LOS

Voynich
06-09-2008, 05:05 PM
Ew, sports. But I'm sure you download a incredibly bad horror or action movie and mock it, it's incredibly funny, but only in a group. I have to make up the jokes in my head by myself. :( Ninja Gaiden II uses up my hyper violent tendencies. Button Masher? :LOS

I think Surface is on tonight. Bad monster horror.

Definitely a button masher but I've yet to be defeated by all those mad skillz people go "wait up, let me finish this combo". Like hell I am :LOS

(Actually I turn the controller sideways and use both hands on the attack buttons so I got 8 fingers for 4 buttons and use my thumbs for the direction arrows. I wanna see people beat that with 1 thumb on each side.)

Lord Yu
06-09-2008, 05:15 PM
I love bad monster horror.

Dr. Boskov Krevorkian
06-09-2008, 05:21 PM
I just watch Sci-Fi after 10 oclock, and I'm fulfilled.

You've mastered the bullshit that is Button Mashing? Wow. :LOS

Voynich
06-09-2008, 05:24 PM
You've mastered the bullshit that is Button Mashing? Wow. :LOS

My mashing skillz defy evolutionary theories.:LOS

destroy_musick
06-09-2008, 06:01 PM
http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=381344&page=19

Don't say i don't do anything for you guys :pek

Hangatýr
06-09-2008, 06:13 PM
You don't do anything for us guys.

Lord Yu
06-09-2008, 06:19 PM
lol Trias got lynched.

sel
06-09-2008, 06:34 PM
I want to stab Snoop Dogg in the larynx. That ad is fucking annoying

Tehol Beddict
06-09-2008, 06:52 PM
lol Trias got lynched.

<3.............................

Niabingi
06-09-2008, 06:57 PM
I want to stab Snoop Dogg in the larynx. That ad is fucking annoyingThat advert makes me cruise these forums with my laptop/pc volume muted!

Lord Yu
06-09-2008, 07:30 PM
Firefox + Adblock + Noscript = Painless internet.

less
06-09-2008, 08:27 PM
I already told Davey on MSN, but fucking hell: Laura, Davey and all you other Dutch crazies in here: I love you. I love you like I love the movies. That match was the best time I've had without a girl in years, holy shit. One thing is to see such beautiful, beautiful, football, another is to see Italy lose, a third is to see them lose 3-0.

I fucking love you guys so much right now.

Hangatýr
06-09-2008, 08:28 PM
And now with the added pleasure of my self-invented EC drinking game, who knows what this tourny will bring you!

Besides hang-overs, anyway.

sel
06-09-2008, 08:33 PM
Haha. What's the occasion for a shot in your book?

I remember for Eurovision it was every time there was a key change, breaking it down, something else - and during scoring whenever England was awarded points.

Hangatýr
06-09-2008, 08:43 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PGj6AURL8IMp
Gangsta dixie.

Lord Yu
06-09-2008, 09:21 PM
You europeans and your footie.

delirium
06-10-2008, 01:57 AM
http://www.imeem.com/leisurely147/music/ko0AbBdH/tiombe_lockhart_you_need_me/

http://www.imeem.com/alishaworld/music/VpsX721D/4hero_take_my_time_feat_miss_jack_davey/

mow
06-10-2008, 02:55 AM
http://www.imeem.com/leisurely147/music/ko0AbBdH/tiombe_lockhart_you_need_me/

http://www.imeem.com/alishaworld/music/VpsX721D/4hero_take_my_time_feat_miss_jack_davey/

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/1800/94071746gh3.jpg
hurrah for freedom of speech :edu*sets up the bomb*

also; I lol @ moral values of the United Arab Emirates. I lol hardy

as delicious folk-electronica mash up records go; Dosh's Wolves & Wishes is pretty fucking delicious <3

destroy_musick
06-10-2008, 04:33 AM
y'know, there are some really ungrateful fuckers in my mafia game. They're lucky i even dish out special roles for everyone, because i aint going to do that for the next one

mow
06-10-2008, 04:42 AM
I personally think roles is what makes the game so damn spicy.

My recommendation: Show no mercy, Dave. Rip everyone a new arse and dumb their senses with Negativland. Espically if that target of your rage and frustration is Cax. :edu

destroy_musick
06-10-2008, 05:26 AM
sounds like good advice XD

who wants to hear some new Acidic Jizz tracks? :edu

Voynich
06-10-2008, 05:55 AM
Seconding Moe.

Thinking your role is shit is one thing, but soley popping in the game each day to say so, vote outta nowhere and leave again...Yuck. Not helpful, not fun and very annoying.

sel
06-10-2008, 07:44 AM
Nub, you managed to get your hands on the Clown yet?

Perverse
06-10-2008, 07:54 AM
Yes'um, must up for ya.

sel
06-10-2008, 07:56 AM
Why thank you kind sir.

Hangatýr
06-10-2008, 08:01 AM
Why do they even add a Feedback Form?

mow
06-10-2008, 08:15 AM
i think it makes for office lulz and such. I mean i can totally imagine the hilarity of the scene; picture 15 year olds typing complaints in capslock fury with boners raging with bothersome and balls so blue in search of immediate relief only to find the website that they slaved for hours in the intranets to find only blocked the day after


...not speaking from personal experience here or anything of that sort. certainly not.

tGre teh Disleksik
06-10-2008, 09:38 AM
So I had my primary school reunion the other day amirite? And I was seeing some of my old friends again after 7 fucking years :argh.

One of my best friends at the time then... (a hardcore tomboy back then) comes as well... and she looks simply stunning :D:

I'm smitten.

Fucking hell.

I hate being smitten.

tGre teh Disleksik
06-10-2008, 09:43 AM
Oh and Les Savy Fav :ohpek

I lobe them right now :ohpek

mow
06-10-2008, 09:57 AM
FINGER POINTING! PARANOIA! MOBS FORMULATING! WOMEN MUD WRESTLING! FULLSOME PAIRS OF FUNBAGS!

the mafia game is so much enjoyable when one is at the sidelines xD

EDIT: LSF iz good <3

tGre teh Disleksik
06-10-2008, 10:01 AM
I have no idea how to play that game.

But I want in.

I like mafia. It reminds me of killing things with tommy guns.

I like tommy guns as well.

tGre teh Disleksik
06-10-2008, 10:03 AM
Oh and LSF <33

The lowest bitter, one of my favorite tracks on this album <3

Voynich
06-10-2008, 10:04 AM
My funbags didn't not make an appearance yet D=


Also...Incredible Hulk movie...
Hulk = fail
Edward Norton = godwin

What to do?

tGre teh Disleksik
06-10-2008, 10:06 AM
Why the hell did they make another hulk movie?

Wasn't Eric Bana's movie fail enough for them to take the hint that "The Hulk" DIDN'T work? :sag

Idiots.

EDIT: Edward Norton's performance in the film does no justice overall to the plot. A fail movie... will always be fail.

mow
06-10-2008, 10:10 AM
My funbags didn't not make an appearance yet D=

yet. when you hang from the noose however *plays tape in slow-mo*

Also...Incredible Hulk movie...
Hulk = fail
Edward Norton = godwin

What to do?

The most true filled comment in the internets xD

tGre teh Disleksik
06-10-2008, 10:10 AM
26. Moe - Independent (Suicide Bomber/Idiot) n2 mod-kill

I just saw the first page of the Mafia :lmao

What the hell did you do Moe? :lmao

sel
06-10-2008, 10:17 AM
He wasn't even signed up in the game - he just posted and Dave raped him XD


One of my best friends at the time then... (a hardcore tomboy back then) comes as well... and she looks simply stunning

I'm smitten.

Fucking hell.

I hate being smitten.

You go tap that my son.

tGre teh Disleksik
06-10-2008, 10:20 AM
I can't :D:

I'm in the "friend zone"

:D:

sel
06-10-2008, 10:23 AM
I can't :D:

I'm in the "friend zone"

:D:
You know what else is your friend? Rohypnol :zaru

But in all seriousness, I know how shitty that can feel so ouch. (Been there too often for my own good)

mow
06-10-2008, 10:25 AM
I challaneged Dave's authority and danced on a person's grave. playa hatas :pek

Voynich
06-10-2008, 10:27 AM
I hate hate hate the Hulk so much. But Edward Norton....

It's like the Scarlett Johanson album dilemma to you guys.


Abbas: I'm sure your picture is in the Webster under "Friend Zone Victim"

tGre teh Disleksik
06-10-2008, 10:31 AM
:lmao

THANKS FOR MAKING ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF AND GIVING ME A MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH ON HOW TO BE A BETTER MAN AND GO UP TO THAT GIRL BRIMMING WITH CONFIDENCE AND BE A MAN TO HER.

Fucking faggots.

Lamb
06-10-2008, 10:32 AM
Oh and Les Savy Fav :ohpek

I lobe them right now :ohpek

the pen in the pocket
the fall down the stairs
the fork in the socket
these are our daily dares.
these are my concerns
these are my disregards
this is what ive learned
and ive forgoten so far.
im making lead from gold
im turning friends to err
carries into cabals
victories to dispair.
it hits you like a brick
it hits you like a smell
it doesnt bat a lash
it brings on fainting spells.
use sentiment like aloe
use sentiment like mace
use sentimental explanations
of how we got to this place.
i got fucked by fate
on fate and I's first date
and now i know i knew
breaking up is hard to do.

man, this just makes me wanna spin Go Forth and Rome Written Upside Down for hours today. :]


...and reminds me that I never finished pimping their discography :gar

sel
06-10-2008, 10:37 AM
Lol Laura. That's funny because its feasible but also pretty depressing XD

:lmao

THANKS FOR MAKING ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF AND GIVING ME A MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH ON HOW TO BE A BETTER MAN AND GO UP TO THAT GIRL BRIMMING WITH CONFIDENCE AND BE A MAN TO HER.

Fucking faggots.

D=

BE A MAN.

DO THE RIGHT FING (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bQAUGDg7Lno)

In all seriousness though TiG, she'd have to be off her loop to turn down the hair. Though as said by LAura I'm probably not the best person to be dishing out this advice

tGre teh Disleksik
06-10-2008, 10:37 AM
YOU HAS MORE OF THEIR ALBUMS? DO WANT :argh All I have is "Let's Stay Friends" of their albums :D:

btw Lamb, have you heard Pinback's Autumn in Seraph? :ohpek

I lurb dem :ohpek

tGre teh Disleksik
06-10-2008, 10:41 AM
Lol Laura. That's funny because its feasible but also pretty depressing XD



D=

BE A MAN.

DO THE RIGHT FING (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bQAUGDg7Lno)

In all seriousness though TiG, she'd have to be off her loop to turn down the hair. Though as said by LAura I'm probably not the best person to be dishing out this advice

:lmao

No, I think it was because she used to be so... err, chummy back then with me, and I always used to treat her like one of the guys that she jokes and messes around with me as well :D:

And now when she decides to throw away her tomboy look and decides to look stunning, she still sees me as "one of the guys" that always used to joke around with her :D:

:D:

Gurbik
06-10-2008, 10:45 AM
holy fucking shit just look at this seroisly.

http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands

Voynich
06-10-2008, 10:46 AM
*sigh*

Okay, here we go.

Point of hitting on "friends" is to 100% make sure that they instantly know you moved from friend to potential mate. So do not under any circumstance get friendly in a "lets be friends first and move from there" way with a girl you want. You will become the token gay best friend and you might as well hand in your heterosexuality there and than cause you ain't getting out. If you are already, RETREAT. Go back to start, do not receive poon, try again you may after a cool down period.

Women get interested when you are not interested, so retreat, pretend not be interested in her at all and slowly try again. Avoid falling into the friends trap again.

Lamb
06-10-2008, 10:46 AM
I only really like the first song off of Autumn :(

And I have all of Les Savy Fav's albums and pimped all of them except Inches and Let's Stay Friends :edu

Lamb
06-10-2008, 10:51 AM
holy fucking shit just look at this seroisly.

http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands

The Butchies (lizbians)
NoFx(gay punk)
Elton John(really gay)
Morrissey(?questionable?)
George Michael (texan)

sel
06-10-2008, 10:53 AM
holy fucking shit just look at this seroisly.

http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands
xD.

I like music by nine of those guys, but only 'cause Elton John was mentioned twice ><
:lmao

No, I think it was because she used to be so... err, chummy back then with me, and I always used to treat her like one of the guys that she jokes and messes around with me as well :D:

And now when she decides to throw away her tomboy look and decides to look stunning, she still sees me as "one of the guys" that always used to joke around with her :D:

:D:
What she said
|
v
*sigh*

Okay, here we go.

Point of hitting on "friends" is to 100% make sure that they instantly know you moved from friend to potential mate. So do not under any circumstance get friendly in a "lets be friends first and move from there" way with a girl you want. You will become the token gay best friend and you might as well hand in your heterosexuality there and than cause you ain't getting out. If you are already, RETREAT. Go back to start, do not receive poon, try again you may after a cool down period.

Women get interested when you are not interested, so retreat, pretend not be interested in her at all and slowly try again. Avoid falling into the friends trap again.

Voynich
06-10-2008, 10:54 AM
Welllllll...the "questionable" behind Morrissey pretty much ruined their case doesn't it. They've obviously never listened to the music they pen down there :LOS

Hangatýr
06-10-2008, 11:00 AM
I challaneged Dave's authority and danced on a person's grave. playa hatas :pek
Still doesn't compare to my action upon victory the first game.
THANKS FOR MAKING ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF AND GIVING ME A MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH ON HOW TO BE A BETTER MAN AND GO UP TO THAT GIRL BRIMMING WITH CONFIDENCE AND BE A MAN TO HER.

Fucking faggots.
Stick it in her pooper.
*sigh*

Okay, here we go.

Point of hitting on "friends" is to 100% make sure that they instantly know you moved from friend to potential mate. So do not under any circumstance get friendly in a "lets be friends first and move from there" way with a girl you want. You will become the token gay best friend and you might as well hand in your heterosexuality there and than cause you ain't getting out. If you are already, RETREAT. Go back to start, do not receive poon, try again you may after a cool down period.

Women get interested when you are not interested, so retreat, pretend not be interested in her at all and slowly try again. Avoid falling into the friends trap again.

Point in case, women only like assholes. Darth Poon needs to be vanquished. D:

sel
06-10-2008, 11:01 AM
ITT: Self dubbed nice guys Angst Club :zaru


Like the Breakfast Club but cooler and without the eye-candy

Voynich
06-10-2008, 11:02 AM
Point in case, women only like assholes. Darth Poon needs to be vanquished. D:

Women like men they can't have. Most of the time they DO turn out to be assholes though. That said, they are so much more interesting though. I always feel bad for being me at a nice guy, but with assholes I have no guilt about hurting their feelings at all.


Edit: Eh...I'm not the talk show type. Also, I do not guarantee succes. In theory I could chat up anyone, in practice though my personality seems to prevent it. So try to see if you can pull it off xD

tGre teh Disleksik
06-10-2008, 11:03 AM
*sigh*

Okay, here we go.

Point of hitting on "friends" is to 100% make sure that they instantly know you moved from friend to potential mate. So do not under any circumstance get friendly in a "lets be friends first and move from there" way with a girl you want. You will become the token gay best friend and you might as well hand in your heterosexuality there and than cause you ain't getting out. If you are already, RETREAT. Go back to start, do not receive poon, try again you may after a cool down period.

Women get interested when you are not interested, so retreat, pretend not be interested in her at all and slowly try again. Avoid falling into the friends trap again.

You should totally do one of those Ricki Lake daytime talk shows.

You're brimming with estrogen fueled wisdom :-(

Gurbik
06-10-2008, 11:06 AM
The Butchies (lizbians)
NoFx(gay punk)
Elton John(really gay)
Morrissey(?questionable?)
George Michael (texan)


yup, i bet you didnt know that the first straitedge band was actualy..... GAY PUNK. also texans are gay, and because ted nugent wore a loin cloth he is gay, also the cure wear makeup so they are gay.

sel
06-10-2008, 11:07 AM
Laura's the new, melanin free version of Oprah

Voynich
06-10-2008, 11:10 AM
Laura's the new, melanin free version of Oprah

Fuck you xD


In theory all women function the same really so it's not that hard. They're always going like "But I'm not like that..." Don't be fooled, they are.

sel
06-10-2008, 11:12 AM
:del

Anyway, I'm off now. Exam tomorrow so it makes sense to do some work for it

soviet rahsia
06-10-2008, 11:21 AM
http://www.amionmyspace.com/

...so they actually made one.

Dr. Boskov Krevorkian
06-10-2008, 11:28 AM
Holy hell, it's Rahs sporting a demonic avatar.

tGre teh Disleksik
06-10-2008, 11:34 AM
yeah, I looked at rah's avatar and I thought I was staring into some sick bastard's profile.

Then I saw rah and I was like: "lolwut? :sag"

:awesome

soviet rahsia
06-10-2008, 11:38 AM
It's for coulrophobics.

Schadenfreude!

Dr. Boskov Krevorkian
06-10-2008, 11:41 AM
I know, right?

Fear of Shoelaces > Fear of Clowns

tGre teh Disleksik
06-10-2008, 11:41 AM
I lost my taste for killer clowns a long time ago.

Just the sheer fact that they can always keep up a facade of happiness no matter what they are doing scares me. Which more often than not... ends up them dismembering small children with chainsaws (yes I watch a lot of horror movies involving clowns :D:)

sel
06-10-2008, 11:42 AM
Fear of Balloons trumps that easily

BjJVN_RkbTw

Dr. Boskov Krevorkian
06-10-2008, 11:44 AM
Fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching