The Disturbing Pairings FC! (mild spoilers)

[opium4themasses]

The whole point of this fan club is to giggle incessantly on the many innocence lost jokes we can back with Naruto.

Anything goes as long as it involves at least one naruto Character.

I encourage everyone to make their own banners with their own disturbing pairing or even threesome, foursome, moresome, whatever.

We may even have a contest.

Here's a minibanner made by Kori-Kun! Thanks for the banner!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Morehelka/base.jpg

Owner:
opium4themasses

Co-owner:
bettymae

Members:
Evilsoul
Gooba
hit0k1ri
BushidoPunk
Blayze
Xan-Nella
I'm with Stupid
Tenten's missing lastname
The_Sharingan
Kickero
Shiari
DesertLily
Temari_guy
Fairady
hostilecrayon
raynarose
Yetiman
Jakob der Lugner
~/Gaara of the sand/~
NarutardST
Kickero
bigbird
double-time
andrea24
Batanga
White-Fang_KaKashi_UK
faux_fox
Kno7
Beyonder
dark_nemesis_7
shadow_sand
Cartoon
Kori-kun
erein
Uzumaki Mitch

[Evilsoul]

Sakura X Ino doing it 69 Style.

[opium4themasses]

I dunno, that's more Hot than disturbing. Think along the lines of Ebisu x Konohamaru. I've kinda got a banner now. Low quality banner but I'd love to see everyone make their own pairing and matching banner.

I did say anything goes, so it's cool and all, I just think we can really find some disturbing pairings...

I've got it! Hinata x Akamaru

[hit0k1ri]

Jiraiya and one of his frogs (possibly gamabunta). How about Yondaime and Naruto after his sexy no jutsu? It could be like Father/son/daughter incest. Then they could go on to make many blonde and uber-powerful little ninjas. They'd all have like 3 arms, and upside down faces, but hey! As long as they can rasengan it up with 13 fingers on each hand...who cares?!

[BushidoPunk]

I've got it! Hinata x Akamaru
I've seen a hentai picture of Hinata getting eatin' out by akamaru. It always comes up when I do a Google image search of Hinata.

[opium4themasses]

err, Please say if you want to become a member or not.

[sasukecopyninja]

BPplease dont amke em cry...hinata is too good for Akamaru but ino:p lol Akamaru ino works:P

[opium4themasses]

Oh, cool. Looks like Hinata X Akamaru is disturbing. Time to make a banner for it I guess.

[Gooba]

SasorixMoegi and InoxGamabunta are pretty damned disturbing.

[Blayze]

Disturbing pairings? Pfft.

Kyuubi/Yondaime/Gamabunta.
Pakkun/Moegi.
Staff!Enma/Shukaku!Gaara.

Disturbing enough for you? :P

And I'd like to join. :D

[Xan-Nella]

I'll join :laugh

Naruto x Tsunade! :nod: :sweatdrop :thumbs

[Rin <3]

Can I join??

Sasuke and Sakura Forever!!

[Tenten's missing lastname]

Sign me up. But the best is Jiraiya x Hinata, 3rd Hokage x chouji, Kin x Akamaru, and Ramen shop man x pakkun

[I'm with Stupid]

sasUKE x Manda :rofl

[opium4themasses]

Now that's one way to test Sasuke's gag reflex.

Oh and bettymae sure you can join, Sasuke x Sakura is disturbing enough for me.

[Rin <3]

Here have some pic

http://tinypic.com/5vacjm
http://tinypic.com/5vaczdhttp://tinypic.com/5vad83

[Shiari]

Meh... I am in.... just for the heck of it... unless I don't need to join to say some Disturbing pairings..... I have some weird ones... :P

Female Kakashi/Gai

Female Gaara/Naruto

Female Kakashi/Itachi

Female Iruka/Kakashi

Female Sasuke/Naruto

Iruka/Female Itachi

Itachi/Female Kisame

Kimimaro/Female Udon.

Sondaime Saritobi/Female Orochimaru

Orochimaru/Sakura

Orochimaru/Ino

Tsunade/Sakon

Female Jiraiya/Orochimaru

Female Kabuto/Orochimaru

Anko/ Shino

Jiroubou/Kurenai

Naruto/Tenten

Kurenai/Kankuro

Gamabunta/Ton-Ton

[Rin <3]

Umm SakuraxOrochimaru
InoxOrochimaru
TsunadexKankuro
???????

Say.... these are weird ones

[Shiari]

Umm SakuraxOrochimaru
InoxOrochimaru
TsunadexKankuro
???????

Say.... these are weird ones

Hehe... Aye... they are weird.

....Got to thank my crazy mind and some other people's mind in NF commets boards for those pairings... :P

[Thee_Unkown]

umm...ton-ton x pakkun?

[Rin <3]

who's tonton??? :sweat

[Thee_Unkown]

the pig thing i always forgets its name.... :darn

[Rin <3]

I have no idea who that is!!!:sad :sweatdrop

[The Space Cowboy]

Pochi x Deidara

They're meant for each other, obviously

[Shiari]

I have no idea who that is!!!:sad :sweatdrop

It the pig that was with Tsunade... and what her name? :sweat

[Tenten's missing lastname]

Shizune and Tsunade's pet pig.

[Thee_Unkown]

^yea what she/he said :smile-big

[Rin <3]

Oh yeah I remember!!!
Shizune's pig!!!

by the way, why does she always carry that pig

[DesertLily]

SaruKashi and OrochiGai. (btw, I hate yaoi, so...yeah)

Sign me up. :thumbs

[Neon]

Naruto x Tsunade

Scary thing is that i like the idea for some reason

[Fairady]

Heh, the distrubing pairings are so much fun. I'd like to join.

Sasori x Kankurou
Shino x Akamaru
Temari x Orochimaru
Chiyo x Sakura
Shino x his bugs (I've actually seen a fic or two for this)

[Rin <3]

Hey I like that Temari x Orochimaru!

[Fairady]

And another ship is born! :laugh This is actually the one pairing that I haven't seen anything about yet. The other ones I mentioned have at least one fanwork about them somwhere.

[Rin <3]

Uuumm by the way who is sasori???
cause I always forget things I have a just little memory hehe

[Fairady]

Hm, I dunno if this can be considered a spoiler anymore, but just in case...

Sasori is one of the Akatsuki members who kidnapped Gaara and poisoned Kankurou. He used to be a puppet master from the Sand. In the manga he called Kankurou a "cute kid." :smile-big

[Rin <3]

You mean the one with the white hair?

[Fairady]

Nope, that's Sasori's partner he's the other one who looks small and seems old.

[hostilecrayon]

How's this? Naruto x Clone doing Sexy no Jutsu. I'd actually like to see that.

But, just for the hell of it, Harlem no Jutsu x Orochimaru x Jiraiya x Itachi X Double Weight Chouji

Bwahahaha

Sign me up.

[Rin <3]

Nope, that's Sasori's partner he's the other one who looks small and seems old.

oh well I have never seen her

[Rin <3]

Naruto x clone doing sexy no jutsu I like that!!!

[Fairady]

oh well I have never seen her

Him. :smile-big He's been in the latest chapters of the manga, I don't know if he's shown up in the anime or not though. I couldn't find any other pic right away, but here's a banner from the Deady Sexy Duo FC. He's the one on the right.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/fairady/sexyakatsuki4ee.jpg

I'm still kinda curious if clone sex could be considered masturbation or incest. :huh

[DesertLily]

Chiyo x Sakura
What are you talking about? That pairing is real! REAL, I tell you!

[Shiari]

Shino and his bugs!?

Please don't let any of those fanfics be lemons... >.>

[Fairady]

What are you talking about? That pairing is real! REAL, I tell you!

I dunno, I thought Chiyo and Sakura were the same person. You know Sakura used a jutsu that sent her back into the past where she took up the name Chiyo. So if Chiyo and Sakura ever touched it'd be very bad...but then I could be wrong. :amuse

Shino and his bugs!?

Please don't let any of those fanfics be lemons... >.>

Hm, well.... :sweatdrop I'll let you live in ignorance. Is that alright with you?

And another disturbing pairing: Orochimaru x Naruto

[Rin <3]

oro x naruto are you serious?

[Rin <3]

Him. :smile-big He's been in the latest chapters of the manga, I don't know if he's shown up in the anime or not though. I couldn't find any other pic right away, but here's a banner from the Deady Sexy Duo FC. He's the one on the right.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/fairady/sexyakatsuki4ee.jpg

I'm still kinda curious if clone sex could be considered masturbation or incest. :huh

thats him!!!

[Fairady]

Yep. Really serious. I've seen it, mostly in fanarts.

[Rin <3]

realy?!!!:notrust

:laugh

[Fairady]

Heh, I'd make some banners but I've only got MS paint on this computer and it'd come out sucky.

[Rin <3]

Thats okay!

[Shiari]

I dunno, I thought Chiyo and Sakura were the same person. You know Sakura used a jutsu that sent her back into the past where she took up the name Chiyo. So if Chiyo and Sakura ever touched it'd be very bad...but then I could be wrong. :amuse



Hm, well.... :sweatdrop I'll let you live in ignorance. Is that alright with you?

And another disturbing pairing: Orochimaru x Naruto

....... :S SOME OF THEM ARE LEMONS!?

....I hate to ask... But where are they? >.>

Here one:

Gamabuta x Tsunade

^...The fanfiction is still up....:err

Edit: Look at the werid pairing thread in Fanworks in Fanfic part to see some weird ones.. >.>

[Fairady]

Yeah, but I don't have the links to them anymore. There was a set I found somewhere, it think it was adultfanfiction.net, but that was quite a while ago and I can't really remember much about them. The latest one I saw was on an LJ community, I also don't remember much about it and I can't seem to find it now. I do remember it was on the same post as a Gaara/Sand fic. Or was that Gaara/everyone in the city?

[Rin <3]

Hey Opium can I be the co-owner?

[opium4themasses]

Sorry for my abvscence I didn't realize this had exploded behind me. I'll be adding everyone and get back to running the FC heh. If I can I'll start cranking out LQ banners, since I suck at design.

[Shiari]

Yeah, but I don't have the links to them anymore. There was a set I found somewhere, it think it was adultfanfiction.net, but that was quite a while ago and I can't really remember much about them. The latest one I saw was on an LJ community, I also don't remember much about it and I can't seem to find it now. I do remember it was on the same post as a Gaara/Sand fic. Or was that Gaara/everyone in the city?

Thanks.

O_o... Gaara/Sand?!? O_O how the heck did they do that I wonder?

[Fairady]

Yeah, it was kind of a weird drabble. The gist of it was he always had the armor of sand on his skin, so nothing touched him except the sand and through it he could feel the people in the city. Now I really want to find those fics again.

[Rin <3]

Opium please let me be the co-owner
(hehe)

[opium4themasses]

Sure. I'm updating the list now too.

//edit my 69th post in this thread. I feel so happy!

[Rin <3]

Thanks!!!

(for a while there I thought you where ignoring me)

[opium4themasses]

I would never ignore you... err... what's your name again?

[Rin <3]

its bettymae

(I hate thinking names for me)

[Shiari]

Yeah, it was kind of a weird drabble. The gist of it was he always had the armor of sand on his skin, so nothing touched him except the sand and through it he could feel the people in the city. Now I really want to find those fics again.

Interesting....

Very interesting.. :P

Yay... I am on the list.. :P

[raynarose]

YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!! :amazed

...can i join?? :amuse

hehe

anyways here are some weird pairings of i thought of real quick:


Chouji's Dad x Dosu
Haku x Yashamaru (girly guy goodness)
Sakura x Kimimaro CS lvl2
All of Kakashi's dog summons x Inner Sakura
Gaara's sand x Shino's bugs :blink

and lastly...

Ino Anko Hinata Sakura Temari Tsunade Chiyo Tenten Shizune x the Kyuubi's 9 tails (1 tail per girl hehe) :laugh

YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!!

[Rin <3]

We are SICK!!! hehe ^_^

anyway I have never seen Choujis dad before

[Fairady]

//edit my 69th post in this thread. I feel so happy!

And that is strangely so appropriate too.

Raynarose: We're very sick and it's contagious. Welcome to quarantine! :evil

[opium4themasses]

Hrm, Another disturbing pairing. Zabuza x Dead Haku

Oh and I added Raynarose

[Rin <3]

Thats a good one cause zabuza cant live without haku

[Shiari]

And IT FEEL SO GOOD TO BE SICK! HEHEHEHEHEH ^_^

Another pairing!

Female Gai/ ANYONE! *Laugh crazy*

[Rin <3]

wonder what that looks like, hehe ^_^

[Fairady]

^The beast of my nightmares is what it looks like.

Gai x anyone is disturbing enough as it is. But especially these pairs:
Gai x Lee
Gai x Ebisu

[Shiari]

^The beast of my nightmares is what it looks like.

Gai x anyone is disturbing enough as it is. But especially these pairs:
Gai x Lee
Gai x Ebisu

.....Gai and Ebisu!? Oh for love of.... WHY!?!?!? BAD IMAGINES!!!!!!!! GAH!!!!!!!! >_<

.... I kinda have a female Gai in my fanfic... >.>

Meaning Gai was turn into a female by someone who is having fun cause chaos. >.>

[The Space Cowboy]

Gai X Kurenai: Hey, want to see the explosion of youth?

[Fairady]

Heh, I have a weird desire for something thats a serious Iruka X Gai. Fanfic or fanart.

[Yetiman]

I dunno if this has been mentioned yet, but my personal favorite as far as disturbing pairings go would have to be Orochimaru X Deidara. I know that both of them being male would kind of prevent them from producing offspring, but just imagine it:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/RokuRii/orochidara.jpg
Horrifying, isn't it?

[Fairady]

:blink Now that is a truly disturbing spawn from two people that are already disturbing enough.

[Yetiman]

:blink Now that is a truly disturbing spawn from two people that are already disturbing enough.
My point exactly! Seriously, that thing is almost on par with a good, old-fashioned Tentacle Monster!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/RokuRii/kakashigenmaVStentaclemonster.jpg

[Fairady]

Kakashi x Tentacle Monster x Genma

Now that's something you don't see everyday. :laugh

[raynarose]

Tazuna x Chiyo

old people sex!!!

*shivers*

[Yetiman]

Kakashi x Tentacle Monster x Genma

Now that's something you don't see everyday. :laugh
Yup! Now we know what that toothpick is for.

[Rin <3]

Whats that for??

[DesertLily]

Heh, I have a weird desire for something thats a serious Iruka X Gai. Fanfic or fanart.
I would totally do it for you...but I just can't be serious.

[Shiari]

I would tried a Iruka X Gai.... But... I don't really like doing Yaoi... and I would like make not serious... :P I can't really be serious for the life of me. :P

[Yetiman]

Whats that for??
I dunno. I was just makin' some kind of implicit joke.. it's kinda hard to see in the picture, but Genma is stabbing the Tentacle Monster in the head with his toothpick.

[The Space Cowboy]

Oooh, I want in this fanclub. Quick, someone write a disturbingly yaoish fanfic about Orochimarus' Arms X Nidaime. After all, the Death God's tummy has got to get booring after a while

[Fairady]

Right now I'd take a not so serious Iruka x Gai. :laugh

Oooh, I want in this fanclub. Quick, someone write a disturbingly yaoish fanfic about Orochimarus' Arms X Nidaime. After all, the Death God's tummy has got to get booring after a while

:blink Now there is a bunch of disturbing possibilities. Dead people sex... :S

[opium4themasses]

I'm trying to make a banner involving Hinata and Akamaru, but I'm lazy. I am planning on getting some online space finally and host it from there.

Dead people sex and tentacle sex are definitely dsiturbing.

Just think of Tayuya's summons...

[Blayze]

Sandaime/Konohamaru.

It's paedophilia, old people sex AND necrophilia rolled into one.

[opium4themasses]

heh, he must really miss his grandpa

[Ketari-san]

imagine naruto in sexy no jutsu form...now imagine kakashi watching and BEING with naruto...or

tentenXJiraiya
NarutoXgamakichi

[Lord Yu]

Kakashixsakura not very disturbing but still pedophilia. check my sig

[Shiari]

Hey... Did anyone say Chiyo and Sasori... yet?

Dead people have sex... O_o....

[Fairady]

Of course dead people have sex. They have feelings and needs too you know.

[Shiari]

Of course dead people have sex. They have feelings and needs too you know.

O_O.... But... They are dead.... Unless they are undead... O_O

Zombie Haku x Sasuke... O________O

[Fairady]

Zombie Haku x Sasuke... O________O

:smile-big That's the spirit! But you know Zabuza'd never stand for it and would come back just to bitch slap Sasuke for it. Which would lead to another fight with Kakashi while Zombie Haku and Sasuke run off to live with Orochimaru.

[Shiari]

:smile-big That's the spirit! But you know Zabuza'd never stand for it and would come back just to bitch slap Sasuke for it. Which would lead to another fight with Kakashi while Zombie Haku and Sasuke run off to live with Orochimaru.

Yay!... I think.

Hey..... Zombie Haku x Undead Zabuza... Creepy... Not wait.

Zombie Haku x Undead Zabuza x Zetsu... THAT CREEPY!

[Fairady]

I think it's Zetsu. Yeah that is creepy. :S Especially since Zetsu seems to like eating dead people.

[Shiari]

I think it's Zetsu. Yeah that is creepy. :S Especially since Zetsu seems to like eating dead people.

Don't remind me... :err

[raynarose]

Kurasu x Sasori

Puppet Sex!!

Kurasu (dont know if thats spelled right...) is Kankurou's main puppet, and Sasori's body is covered in like 298 puppets so... i wonder if he made a puppet penis too? :amuse

[Fairady]

Kurasu x Sasori

Puppet Sex!!

Kurasu (dont know if thats spelled right...) is Kankurou's main puppet, and Sasori's body is covered in like 298 puppets so... i wonder if he made a puppet penis too? :amuse

Karasu X Sanshouuo X Kuroari :laugh

I'm sure Sasori would have no problems making the required bits for the puppets.

[Jakob der Lugner]

Can I be in? wahaha, I'm thinking of a Deidara x Sakon pairing.

[Fairady]

Gaara x Akamaru

Kiba'd be jealous.

[nannari]

How could you all miss Gai x Rock Lee? Its scary because it might be true. I dunno if you manga readers know more but mark my words those 2 are going somewhere

[Yetiman]

How could you all miss Gai x Rock Lee? Its scary because it might be true. I dunno if you manga readers know more but mark my words those 2 are going somewhere
I think that was mentioned earlier, but seriously, though: I think your idea is completely out there and unlikely, with no evidence whatsoever to stand on.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/RokuRii/gai-lee-gaara.jpg

[Shiari]

I think that was mentioned earlier, but seriously, though: I think your idea is completely out there and unlikely, with no evidence whatsoever to stand on.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/RokuRii/gai-lee-gaara.jpg

:S .....Hope it doesn't turn into Gai x Rock Lee x Kakashi.... O_o

Edit: No wait.... Gai x Rock Lee x Gaara... O_O

[Fairady]

:blink .... :huh .. :darn ....... :spaz

Alright! Gai x Gaara x Lee are my new OTT.

[nannari]

I think that was mentioned earlier, but seriously, though: I think your idea is completely out there and unlikely, with no evidence whatsoever to stand on.


Sorry guess i kinda got lost in the thread. But wait... who says i need evidence? Havent you heard of castles in the air?

[Shiari]

:blink .... :huh .. :darn ....... :spaz

Alright! Gai x Gaara x Lee are my new OTT.

What is OTT?

New one... Chiyo x Sakura.. :err

[Blayze]

Most likely One True Trainwreck (Since OTP is One True Pairing)...

[Fairady]

One True Threesome, One True Trainwreck. Same thing really. :laugh

Kankurou x Sakura - :blink more of a WTF pairing than disturbing.

[~/Gaara of the sand/~]

Sakon x Ukon (lol)

Joinage

[Shiari]

One True Threesome, One True Trainwreck. Same thing really. :laugh

Kankurou x Sakura - :blink more of a WTF pairing than disturbing.

Aw... Thank ya both! ^_^

[raynarose]

new look Sasori x old look Sasori

:nod:

[Fairady]

Gai x Kisame
Kisame x Jiraya

Can't believe I never thought of these before.

[Shiari]

Gai x Kisame
Kisame x Jiraya

Can't believe I never thought of these before.

O_o... Hate to ask...but what made you think of Kisame x Jiraiya?

[Fairady]

Well, I was just trying to think of the most cracked out pairing and I figured at least Jiraiya and Kisame have met before. :smile-big

I like the new look of Sasori, but I preffer the old Sasori. :sad Mostly because old-Sasori x Kankurou is more disturbing than new-Sasori x Kankurou.

[The Space Cowboy]

Ooh, I want in.

Shino X Hanabi!

[Shiari]

Well, I was just trying to think of the most cracked out pairing and I figured at least Jiraiya and Kisame have met before. :smile-big

I like the new look of Sasori, but I preffer the old Sasori. :sad Mostly because old-Sasori x Kankurou is more disturbing than new-Sasori x Kankurou.

Aw.... I get it now. ^_^

How disturbing is Chiyo and Kankurou?

[opium4themasses]

Chiyo x Kankuro isn't as disturbing as say, Konohamaru x Sautobi

Chiyo and Kankuro may not even be family. Of course, it's still disturbing.

[Blayze]

Chiyo/Kankuro/Karasu. XD

[opium4themasses]

all right I made an animated gif for us but I have no where to host it as of yet.

//edit I just bought some online space, woohoo, now to host something on it.

http://www.o4tm.net/banava/hinbann.gif

Finally! Rehosted

[Fairady]

Huh? It says I'm not authorized to view that page. Is it just me or is anyone else having a problem?

[opium4themasses]

I'm not having that problem. It's on imge web for now. I'll move it somewhere better later on.

//edit. I'm hosting it myself now. w00t

[raynarose]

unless your gif is of a little red x, then its not showing up for me either. hehe.

[opium4themasses]

I can see it just fine, pulling from the address itself www.o4tm.net/banava/hinbann.gif

I also see it just fine in the post and my sig.

[Shiari]

I can see it.... O_o... Dude.

[opium4themasses]

That's the point, disturbing pairings.

[Fairady]

Must just be my computer then. It's been acting funny lately.

[Shiari]

That's the point, disturbing pairings.

True about that. :P

[Fairady]

Kakashi x Sakura- no real reason, this pairing just never fails to disturb the hell outta me. :S

[Rin <3]

I love that pairing!

I got a new pairing TemarixSakura
I even got a picturehttp://img238.imageshack.us/img238/2685/sak0so1cz.th.jpg (http://img238.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sak0so1cz.jpg)

[Shiari]

Kakashi x Sakura- no real reason, this pairing just never fails to disturb the hell outta me. :S

Maybe because he is older that her?

TemarixSakura: *Grab a gun* Temari belong to Shikamaru.... Stupid pink hair... :P

[opium4themasses]

I think Shikamaru would rather sit back and watch

[raynarose]

hmm...

Deidara's Hand-mouth x Tonton (Tsunade's little piggy)

XD

[Rin <3]

Deidara's hand mouth would probably eat tonton for sure

[raynarose]

The hand-mouth would have bacon breath! eww XD

[Fairady]

Deidara has two hand mouths doesn't he? Which one are you pairing with TonTon? The other one should be with Pakkun.

[opium4themasses]

I dunno, they are both sidekicks, so I'd think they are right-hand men/dog/pig male somethings.

[Fairady]

Well, I think Kakashi is ambidexturous so Pakkun could have the left hand while TonTon has the right.

What about Yuura x Gaara?

[raynarose]

Kakashi? I thought we were talking about Deidara's hands? lol

Here is a pairing thats kinda weird. And i have a picture!! (drawn by me, colored by Chervil)


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/raynarose/DeidaraxGaaracoloredChervil.jpg

I still think the hand-mouth has really bad breath. It does eat mostly clay/mud after all :P

[mao]

raynarose, YOU WIN AT LIFE.

*lurks some more*

[Fairady]

Sasori x Sandaime Kazekage

Sasori loved him so much he had to keep him around. :smile-big

[bigbird]

Oooooo I want in! Here are some disturbing pairings for ya, hope they haven't been used.
Anko x Naruto
Sasuke x Neji
Kankaro's puppet x Sasori's exoskeleton puppet thing
Ibiki x Oro
Tsunade's slug x tsunade's pig
Kabuto x Kakashi

[Rin <3]

Welcome Bigbird!!!

Atlast!!! someone paired paired up with Kabuto

and oh raynarose nice fan-art!!!

[opium4themasses]

Wow, That fan art could almost be a banner...

[Fairady]

:blink This theory (http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=43681)....

Kankurou x Dead puppet Gaara

[raynarose]

raynarose, YOU WIN AT LIFE.

YAY!! ...whats my prize?? XD

Wow, That fan art could almost be a banner...

lol it would... but i cant make banners worth anything ^.^ at least not animated ones... and those are the only fun banners really :P


Atlast!!! someone paired paired up with Kabuto

hehe you want Kabuto pairings eh? let me think of some really weird ones...

Kabuto x Inari (young people sex!)
Kabuto x Chiyo (old people sex!)
Kabuto x Zetsu (plant people sex!)
Kabuto x Centipede from the Forest (anyone remember that thing? It was huge!)
Kabuto x Kisame (he cant resist the sexiness!)
Kabuto x Gai (thats a scary one...)
Kabuto x Kakashi's Bulldog summon (haha)
Kabuto x Orochimaru's discarded body (leftovers from the bodyswitch ^.^ yay necrophilia! XD)

...Yeah... i have a sick mind when it comes to thinking up disturbing stuff. ^.^

[Shiari]

Kabuto x Inari (young people sex!)
Kabuto x Chiyo (old people sex!)
Kabuto x Zetsu (plant people sex!)
Kabuto x Centipede from the Forest (anyone remember that thing? It was huge!)
Kabuto x Kisame (he cant resist the sexiness!)
Kabuto x Gai (thats a scary one...)
Kabuto x Kakashi's Bulldog summon (haha)
Kabuto x Orochimaru's discarded body (leftovers from the bodyswitch ^.^ yay necrophilia! XD)

...Yeah... i have a sick mind when it comes to thinking up disturbing stuff. ^.^

O_O

How about Kabuto x Female Sandiame.... yes... I said a female third hokage... >.>

[Rin <3]

hehe you want Kabuto pairings eh? let me think of some really weird ones...

Kabuto x Inari (young people sex!)
Kabuto x Chiyo (old people sex!)
Kabuto x Zetsu (plant people sex!)
Kabuto x Centipede from the Forest (anyone remember that thing? It was huge!)
Kabuto x Kisame (he cant resist the sexiness!)
Kabuto x Gai (thats a scary one...)
Kabuto x Kakashi's Bulldog summon (haha)
Kabuto x Orochimaru's discarded body (leftovers from the bodyswitch ^.^ yay necrophilia! XD)

...Yeah... i have a sick mind when it comes to thinking up disturbing stuff. ^.^

pfff..ahahaha your realy sick!

[raynarose]

pfff..ahahaha your realy sick!

Why, thank you ^.^

[NarutardKK]

Gotta join.

My pairings:
Sasuke and a Pole
Tsunade and the Coors Light Twins (not as disturbing but still....*shivers*)

[Rin <3]

Welcome NarutardST!!!

[NarutardKK]

Why thank you. I'm goin start on a couple pics soon.

[Rin <3]

Your Welcome ^.^!!!

[NarutardKK]

I know this is offtopic but where'd you get the second pic in your sig. That's just awesome! lol, :D Sasuke and Sakura being backup singers, lol.

[Rin <3]

ooh you mean my angel?

here http://www.animegalleries.net/album/search/category/0/page/6 and theres a lot more too ^.^

you can make sigs and avatar there

[NarutardKK]

Oh, no no no. I was talking bout the one with Naruto in the matsuri coat singing.

[Jack Bauer]

Zombie Arashi X Headless rich dude from the Zabuza arc :smile-big


*flees*

[Rin <3]

Oh, no no no. I was talking bout the one with Naruto in the matsuri coat singing.

Oh that? thats from the same site too just type team 7 and click search ^.^

Zombie Arashi X Headless rich dude from the Zabuza arc :smile-big


*flees*

pff ahaha you mean gatou?

[Jack Bauer]

Aoi X Idate O__O

*flees again*

[Rin <3]

good one ^.^

[NarutardKK]

Idate?........who? Sorry, my mind goes blank some time.

[DesertLily]

From one of the Naruto filler arcs. ^_^ The black haired kid.

And I say...Sakura x Deidara's hand.

[NarutardKK]

Ooooooooo, the guy whose gaurdian was from the hot sauce clan!! Gotcha.....wait.........eewww.

[Rin <3]

pfff...ahahaha!

[Jack Bauer]

Sasame X Anko

[NarutardKK]

Anko - :jir_thumb
Sasame - :barf

Since you put the not-at-all hot chick in there, I'll give it too ya, nice-one!!! :D

[Yetiman]

Kamatari(Temari's Ferret Summon) x Gamakichi(Naruto's/Jiraiya's Crappy frog summon).
That's like, two different phylums of the animal kingdom represented! Not to mention that the ferret's got an eyepatch... and a scythe.

[NarutardKK]

Ah, got another one.

Orochimaru and the chickens from Zelda. :P

Oh, and Akamaru and one of Tsunade's mini-me slugs.

[Yetiman]

Hmm....star wars crossovers....
Sasuke X Anakin
TonTon X Palpatine
Ino X Yoda
Enma X Chewbacca
Shodai Hokage X C-3PO
Kakashi X Boba Fett
Orochimaru X General Grievous
Zetsu X The Sarlacc
Chiyo-baa X Jabba the Hutt

[Fairady]

Sasuke X Anakin

The whining and angsting... :S I'd have to kill myself if that ever happened.

[Rin <3]

Hmm....star wars crossovers....
Sasuke X Anakin
TonTon X Palpatine
Ino X Yoda
Enma X Chewbacca
Shodai Hokage X C-3PO
Kakashi X Boba Fett
Orochimaru X General Grievous
Zetsu X The Sarlacc
Chiyo-baa X Jabba the Hutt

Who are the ppl on the right?:blink

[AssFace]

Tsunade getting raped by Orochimaru's dead men.

[Yetiman]

Who are the ppl on the right?:blink
Umm... various Star Wars characters....
Anakin = Younger Darth Vader... ya know.... Hayden Christensen
http://gwiezdne-wojny.pl/grafika/2003/gru/anakin.jpg
Palpatine = the Evil Emperor guy.... the really wrinkly guy
http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Palpatine.jpg
Yoda = Everyone's favorite little green alien
http://simonz.web.elte.hu/wallp/yoda-ep3-hero-eng.jpg
Chewbacca = Big furry creature.. umm... you're crazy/old/sheltered if you don't know or at least kind of recognize most of these characters...
http://poilluxr.free.fr/chewbacca.jpg
C-3PO: That gold robot guy.
http://dahoov2.topcities.com/DisneyTrip/C3PO.jpg
BobaFett: Everyone's favorite bounty hunter
http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/art/FettArt3.jpg
GeneralGrievous: Cyborg guy from the Clone Wars cartoon and Episode III
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Episode-III-Grievous-L.jpg
Sarlacc: Big sand-worm thingie....
http://users3.ev1.net/~rfet/swchpics/sarlacc.jpg
Jabba the Hutt: Huge slug guy
http://swg.stratics.com/content/lore/personas/images/jabba.gif


Any of these look slightly familiar?

[NarutardKK]

Yay, Star Wars!!!
Gotta hand it to you for comin up with some pretty freaky stuff Yetiman.
Everyone should bow before Yoda.......he is the shlitz.

Just to expound upon yours if you don't mind:
Ten-ten X Jawa
Naruto X Ewok
Gamakichi X Han Solo

[Rin <3]

Umm... various Star Wars characters....
Anakin = Younger Darth Vader... ya know.... Hayden Christensen
http://gwiezdne-wojny.pl/grafika/2003/gru/anakin.jpg
Palpatine = the Evil Emperor guy.... the really wrinkly guy
http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Palpatine.jpg
Yoda = Everyone's favorite little green alien
http://simonz.web.elte.hu/wallp/yoda-ep3-hero-eng.jpg
Chewbacca = Big furry creature.. umm... you're crazy/old/sheltered if you don't know or at least kind of recognize most of these characters...
http://poilluxr.free.fr/chewbacca.jpg
C-3PO: That gold robot guy.
http://dahoov2.topcities.com/DisneyTrip/C3PO.jpg
BobaFett: Everyone's favorite bounty hunter
http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/art/FettArt3.jpg
GeneralGrievous: Cyborg guy from the Clone Wars cartoon and Episode III
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Episode-III-Grievous-L.jpg
Sarlacc: Big sand-worm thingie....
http://users3.ev1.net/~rfet/swchpics/sarlacc.jpg
Jabba the Hutt: Huge slug guy
http://swg.stratics.com/content/lore/personas/images/jabba.gif


Any of these look slightly familiar?


Oh right, I forgot ^.^'

[Jack Bauer]

General Grevious X Jubba The HUtt

RE4 Leon X RE2 Zombies

Mario X Naruto

and Anakin X Colin Farrell (since both of them are bad actors)

EDIT- have I been added to this FC?

[Rin <3]

I think not, wanna join?

[Jack Bauer]

yea i've been putting up some disturbing ones like now :)

also its more than Naruto characters?

[NarutardKK]

Rules are you gotta have at least one Naruto character in your pairing.......am I right? Anyway, other then that, anything goes. Welcome!

Hinata and Snoopy

[Jack Bauer]

oh ok :)

Tsunade X Rangiku :drool

[Yetiman]

oh! Rockman crossover!
TenTen X Cutman
They're perfect for eachother!

[Shiari]

Alright.... Let me see...

Naruto x Hollow

Mega Man x ....Tsunade. ^_^

Gai x Gin... .O_o

Gai x ISSHIN! ^_^

Those pairing hasn't been said yet, right?

[Jack Bauer]

Homer Simpson X Chouji's Father O__O

[NarutardKK]

Moe X Kidoumaru

[andrea24]

I wanna join!!!

how about Ino X Jiraiya

[NarutardKK]

Definately.....odd.....

Ok, welcome!!! :P

[Rin <3]

ooh nice one ^.^

anyway Welcome!!!!

[opium4themasses]

Yep, Welcome. I don't make messages abut when I add people sorry. I could start if people like but I think it would clutter the beautiful innocence robbing of pairings postings.

Jiraiya x Ino is pretty good...

Ibiki x Orochimaru also seems to be a possibility. For some reason I can see Orochimaru being a masochist to Ibiki's sadist.

[Cornuthaum]

hmm, is there ANYTHING not paired off by you ? *hmm*

Orochimaru & ... uh, anyone who's female and not younger than thirteen.
(Orochimaru & Konohamaru, for instance.... gotta hack off my hands now for actually writing this. brr)

[NeophyteNihilist]

Ok, so its not really a pairing, but join the confused mormon pimpette Hinata fanclub!!
http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=44786

so i guess its Hinata x everyone

[Cornuthaum]

Kakashi and Tsunade comes to mind.... *eew* *shudder* *wanders off to watch episode 135- Temari's Sexay Legs again*

[opium4themasses]

If Shikamaru doesn't move fast enough, maybe his dad will go for Temari.

Shikamaru's Dad x Temari

Heh

[Jack Bauer]

Mizuki X the stupid Bros

hot menage et trios anybody?

[opium4themasses]

d-t, your disturbing pairing was apparently too good. people have been disturbed away. Anyway, does anyone else feel like making a banner for their own favorite disturbing pairing? That was my original intent but things are open to change of course.

[Heartgobbler]

The most simple thing seems to be Hinata+Shino.

Imagine her waiting for a long time, gathering the courage to kiss him and then the horror in her eyes as her tongue touches the bugs swarming inside his mouth...:P

[Rin <3]

d-t, your disturbing pairing was apparently too good. people have been disturbed away. Anyway, does anyone else feel like making a banner for their own favorite disturbing pairing? That was my original intent but things are open to change of course.

lol thats true:laugh

sorry I suck on banners

=Heartgobbler]
The most simple thing seems to be Hinata+Shino.

Imagine her waiting for a long time, gathering the courage to kiss him and then the horror in her eyes as her tongue touches the bugs swarming inside his mouth...http://forums.narutofan.com/images/smilies/toung.gif


ewww....lol:laugh

[Jack Bauer]

hey mine aren't disturbing

in fact all the ones were meant as jokes >.>

but for the record....

Iruka X Mizuki

[Rin <3]

Lol ahahaha! they are


omg lol

[raynarose]

Mizuki x the whole prison!!

He's EVERYONE'S bitch! muahaha

[Jack Bauer]

Mizuki X Orochimaru >.>

[hostilecrayon]

Naruto's Kage Bunshin no Jutsu using bondage techniques on Orochimaru x Sasuke x Kabuto. Said bondage techniques involve an apple, candlesticks, cheese and beer cans.

...you don't want to know...

:D

[batanga]

Hahahaha, this FC is totally wicked an' so wrong. I just have to join.

[Rin <3]

eerr...so wrong?...rofl

Welcome!! ^.^

[Jack Bauer]

Naru and clones X The Baka Bros.

Mizuki X Kakashi

Tsunade X her Slug

Chouji X Shika's Father

Shika X Chouji's Father

Ino X Inner Sakura

and lastly...


Itachi X Akatsuki Leader

[Rin <3]

:clap oooh the stupid bros:rofl



:bees

[Jack Bauer]

better yet!

The Baka Bros X The Moya Bros

(the ones from ep 101)

[Rin <3]

:l I didnt watched that eppy but I bet its disturbing haha!!

[Jack Bauer]

nope its funny as hell though ;)

[Rin <3]

lol got a pic of them??

[Jack Bauer]

nope :xp i can't take screenshots

[Rin <3]

*sigh* too bad

[Yetiman]

*sigh* too bad
Here's a picture of my half-assed attempt to cosplay as a Moyanin:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/RokuRii/moyanin1.jpg
It really doesn't do them justice.

[Rin <3]

Who is Moyanin???

[Yetiman]

Who is Moyanin???
The Moyanin are three random/generic ninja brothers that try to assassinate Kakashi like 3 or 4 times over the course of Episode 101 (the one where Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are trying to remove Kakashi's mask). It's the anime version of the "Special Manga Chapter," I think.

[Rin <3]

oh..................okay ^.^rofl

[opium4themasses]

Wow, this has really died. We need some more pairings.

Ichiraku x Naruto, I mean hell, Naruto was an orphan. How else could he afford all that ramen before he became a genin?

[NarutardKK]

Yeah..........NarutoXramen.......just ramen........

complete waste of a post......:(

[opium4themasses]

I know this is weird and off to the side, but this seems the best thread to post it in. But with all the ways people in Narutoverse use chakra. What could they do in bed?

Naruto Kama Sutra. Hell, the names of positions in the Kama Sutra almost sound like the names for Ninjustsu. Maybe we need a new FC...

[Rin <3]

Noooooo!!

damn I forgot about this FC :oh

Im not doing my work :crying

[opium4themasses]

Heh, no worries. Not like I was active in it either. Anyway, I can't make any Kama Sutra vs Naruto things now cause I'm at work.

[Rin <3]

yeah... >_>

lol what kind of thingS?

[opium4themasses]

hrm, ya know, this is a kid safe forum. I think I should reconsider perhaps.

[Rin <3]

*wanders around the thread...*

:ninja

[Jack Bauer]

where's my luff? :crying

[Rin <3]

who the hell is your luff? :oh

[White-Fang_KaKashi_UK]

id like to join ... =P

[NarutardKK]

Ur in......but......what's ur disturbing pairing?

[Rin <3]

Welcome! :woo

lol can you believe it...my disturbing pairing before was....sasukexsakura..... :oh

[Jack Bauer]

Sasori X Chiyoo

[faux_fox]

I might join. How about these?
Ino x Ton Ton,
Udon x Temari,
Naruto's sexy no jyutsu x Orochimaru.

[opium4themasses]

Added people. Hrm... sexy no jutsu and Orochimaru, that might have been done before, but it is definitely a shiver inducer.

Ino and TonTon should be more disturbing to me and yet it is not. I must have issues.

[White-Fang_KaKashi_UK]

Ur in......but......what's ur disturbing pairing?
i gotta make it now? =P
ok then i guess manda and gamabunta is kinda weird :| and gay for that matter... and some how impossible :|
hey and katsuyu n i guess Kyuubi and shukaku
omg thats not human pairing :| animal omg o well is that odd enough? a huge naruto fest...
btw im never actually this weird for all the peeps who dont know me :P

Sakura X Ino doing it 69 Style.
PMSL
I dunno, that's more Hot than disturbing. Think along the lines of Ebisu x Konohamaru. I've kinda got a banner now. Low quality banner but I'd love to see everyone make their own pairing and matching banner.

I did say anything goes, so it's cool and all, I just think we can really find some disturbing pairings...

I've got it! Hinata x Akamaru
and OMG wtf possessed you to say Ebisu and Konohamaru thats just the worst of the worst tbh... =P

[faux_fox]

Added people. Hrm... sexy no jutsu and Orochimaru, that might have been done before, but it is definitely a shiver inducer.

Ino and TonTon should be more disturbing to me and yet it is not. I must have issues.
Well, to add to the Ino and Ton Ton pairing, Exactly how is Ino going to steal Ton Ton away? I can hear Ino pleading. "If you don't let me be with Ton Ton, Shizune, you'll regret it."

[opium4themasses]

Maybe she'll have to babysit TonTon for a day while Shizune goes on a mission.

[Kno7]

I'm joining this. I'm all for GenmaxSarutobi :laugh

Chec my sig! :P

[faux_fox]

I'm joining this. I'm all for GenmaxSarutobi :laugh

Chec my sig! :P
:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

[White-Fang_KaKashi_UK]

all the hokages in one big orgy? tsunade having fun..incest too :|

[Tousenz]

:oro :kabuto :viagra


Oro, Kabuto and the Sword of Kusanagi.

[NarutardKK]

a....sword......:iik

I'm sorry, but there's no way in hell I'd drop my pants when there is a sword in the room.....oh god, THE PAIN! :scry

[White-Fang_KaKashi_UK]

i wudnt do it in a room anyways ST without reason lol
a sword? i think you mean ANYTHING which is sharp and can be wielded
by angry girls lol

[NarutardKK]

i wudnt do it in a room anyways ST without reason lol
a sword? i think you mean ANYTHING which is sharp and can be wielded
by angry girls lol
True, thats why I'm always scared to go to my carpentry class :iik

PMS + Girls + Power Tools = "ByeBye" to my other half...O_o

I can live without my life, but I can't live without my manhood.

[opium4themasses]

Imagine if Oro wanted to go down on a guy. This makes me think of circumcision...

[NarutardKK]

oooooooooooow!

lol, those same girls mentioned above try to torture us by thinking up the most painful and slow ways to circumsize us. They'll sit there and talk so casually about it.....grr.......>.>

*runs away from plastic spoons and papercuts*

[opium4themasses]

The newest manga inspired me

This is a spoiler kinda. No story reveals though.

Pic (www.o4tm.net/banava/trojan.jpg)

[NarutardKK]

OMG....dude....thats wrong but frickin hilarious...

[opium4themasses]

Heh, thanks.

[White-Fang_KaKashi_UK]

True, thats why I'm always scared to go to my carpentry class :iik

PMS + Girls + Power Tools = "ByeBye" to my other half...O_o

I can live without my life, but I can't live without my manhood.
eh? your not gonna be pullin down your trousers in carpentary class anyways shud you...?
if you do... you deserve whatever the girls do to you lol

Imagine if Oro wanted to go down on a guy. This makes me think of circumcision...
WTF dude!! thats just crazy sick, disturbing mainly... and bloody funny :P
nice pic heh heh

[faux_fox]

The newest manga inspired me

This is a spoiler kinda. No story reveals though.

Pic (www.o4tm.net/banava/trojan.jpg)
:amazed Woah... that was :tem :smile-big :laugh
Anyways, did anyone say Jiraya x Chiyo x Orochimaru yet?

[White-Fang_KaKashi_UK]

your sick aswell.... and thats just laughable... there are weirder pairings stilll :P
like oro and that bug thing they were searching for... i cant spell it... :P :sweatdrop

[opium4themasses]

So imagine Oro walking down a line of people looking for which of his subordinates he will have that night, then he stops and screams "I choose you Bikochuu!".