im going to hell because i wear pants XD

[onigiri-chan]

an article from the editorial of my local newspaper

Women in men's clothes is an evil
there is one evil so prevalent that few if any preachers have mentioned, and that is: that women dressed in men's apparel. It is an evil that is evident in women of all ages, shapes and sizes. Very seldom do you see a woman or girl wearing a dress.

the word of god says in Deuteronomy 22:5 " the women shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment. For all that do so are adomination unto the lord thy god" being a abomination to god carries the penalty of eternal hell fire. for we read in revelation 21:8, " but the fearful and unbelieving and the abominal and murderers and whore mongers, and sorcerers and idolators and all liars shall have their part in the lake which burnith with fire and brim stone"

now i think all women should be told this so they can give up this abominable practice so they will not lose their souls over it.


sooo um i put this here because of the debate corner because i didn’t think there’d be much debate,( don’t think there’s many that share the opinion of this man..lol) more for reading for fun and disbelief there are still people out there who think like that...

so how many ladys will be joining me in hell..lol

[dbcomix]

oh shit. you know what that means!http://forums.narutofan.com/images/smilies/NF%20confused.gif

i've sined all these years!:crying

syke! mwahahahahah. i knew that shit wasn't right when i saw females wearing pants. where i'm from thats not natural..... at the time it wasn't.

[vervex]

Oh, no ! I'll follow you to hell ! *sighs*
;)
Is it really written this in your newspaper ? It's quite funny though :P

[General Shino]

Oh No... does this mean I cant wear my skirts.....!


My.... cough..... manly skirts....


....you know its cool...

[Zhongda]

hmmmmm some parts of the world that still applies.. like KSA.. woman arnt allowed to wear anything BUT black..

[Robo-Pope]

i've sined all these years!:crying
That's a hell of a lot of trig.

[hostilecrayon]

I am eternally damned to fire and brimstone! Oh god, my life is over! I wear pants everyday! That's 20 years of sin!

Wait... I don't believe in fire and brimstone...

[dbcomix]

That's a hell of a lot of trig.

what is that supposed to mean? whats a trig?

[Robo-Pope]

what is that supposed to mean? whats a trig?
"Sined" is the proper narrative past tense form of "sine", a trigonometric function meaning "opposite divided by hypotenuse" or "to take the opposite divided by the hypotenuse".

[dbcomix]

oh.....:O

its an allusion about math.:nod:

[martryn]

what is that supposed to mean? whats a trig?

You spelt sinned, sined. It's a math function. Trig=Trigonometry. It's the SIN button on your calculator.

And I thought the coming of Christ made all those stupid laws in that part of the bible irrelevant. People who take the bible too literally forget that one way or another, its been translated and mistranslated for years. Things like that shouldn't be taken out of context, and that man is an idiot for doing so.

[Skye]

Dont mind him.. He got all angry for me typing "What grades do you got" and having a topic in dark blue.

I don't get why all some of you people care so much about grammar on the internet. If you can understand what the guy is posting or saying, then posting shit about how they screwed up is pointless and a waste of time.

[akuma no omoigakenai saku]

I don't know if that was sarcasm or not, but if it wasn't:

trig is short for trigonometry. sine is a function used in trig (it's on most calculators). I imagine that Vash was just joking about the fact that the past-tense of sin is sinned with 2 n's, while sined would be the pastitense form of sine, which I guess could be used as a bastardized seudo-verb to describe the act of calculating sine in trig.

to beat a dead horse, Oxford defines sine as "the ratio of the side opposite a particular acute angle to the hypotenuse" (in a right angle).

I don't know how that applies to trig because, like almost everyone else, I forgot everything about it right after grade 12 math.

[akuma no omoigakenai saku]

never mind my last post, the question was already answered twice by the time my slow connection sent mine. Honestly, they call this high speed. It doesn't even work half the time. A pox on both their houses.

People worry about grammar on the internet because it is starting to show up in classroom, like people writing essays in text messaging code that their teachers can't understand. I wouldn't say it's pointless to point it out, but it is a bit tactless. Shame on you Vash, you rakish ne'erdowell.

[martryn]

Dont mind him.. He got all angry for me typing "What grades do you got" and having a topic in dark blue.

I don't get why all some of you people care so much about grammar on the internet. If you can understand what the guy is posting or saying, then posting shit about how they screwed up is pointless and a waste of time.

Just because you are able to read something, doesn't mean that you can read it easily. Its harder for someone to ask you to explain your post than it is for you to just make sure it is legible to begin with. And its much harder to get clarification on the internet than it is to get it in real life. And since you can proofread every thing you type before you hit the "Post Reply" button, there really is no excuse for repeated, major grammatical errors.

[ubernoob]

no pants eh? ugh i can't stand radicals thats stand for anything, its just ridiculous.

[Meijin]

'Tis why I never wear anything.

[Red Viking]

The person's logic is flawed! Nowadays they make pants for women so it's still considered women's clothing!

LOOPHOLE!

[Evilsoul]

It's ok if you wear pants you might go to hell but everytime I see a girl in pants they take me to heaven...

[martryn]

The person's logic is flawed! Nowadays they make pants for women so it's still considered women's clothing!

You can't deny that logic. Irrefutable that is. Irrefutable.

[Nishtiman]

Then I'm going to hell because I wear pants...

Oh, wait! I don't believe in that shit! :D

[ExAzrael]

Hmm...I wear nothing BUT pants. No shorts. No skirts(well on a rare occasion, and then only long skirts).

I guess hell is full of pants, then. Which wouldn't be so bad.

[Eden Prime]

Whew, good thing i wear dresses.

Never said anything bout men in women's atire.(sp)

[Alive]

for one thing, God forgives. I mean, HELLO! Thats why Jesus died for us anyway. Cause we can't follow each and every rule. Geez XD
I hate dresses with a passion, but I dont mind shorter skirts.

[I'm with Stupid]

Oh No... does this mean I cant wear my skirts.....!


My.... cough..... manly skirts....


....you know its cool...
'TIS NOT A DRESS, LAAAHHD, 'TIS A KILT!!!

<.<

>.>

being random owns :laugh

[louuster]

rofl... thats some funny shit, as everything about religious fanatical I guess

[Robo-Pope]

Dont mind him.. He got all angry for me typing "What grades do you got" and having a topic in dark blue.

You'll find that a lot of people get annoyed when you post in colors. It's a pet peeve of many forumers... just use black.

I don't get why all some of you people care so much about grammar on the internet. If you can understand what the guy is posting or saying, then posting shit about how they screwed up is pointless and a waste of time.
Have you ever heard of rhetoric? The ability to speak or write effectively in order to persuade an audience, rather than with content alone. Rhetoric is highly effective and is destroyed by poor grammar or laziness (disregard for the Shift key).

[IveGotCandy]

heeheehee! Oh, Christianity is just so adorable.

[faults]

That's just stupid :/

[tuggumkee]

I think speedos are close enough to girls panties. All men with speedos :frown

[Enzain]

God must forgive us if he lets the people in hell have a good view of angel's undergarments.

[Jimnast]

That's the biggest load of bullshit I've ever read , you have to be extremely fickle to believe in that piece of shit bible. It really is loaded with crap.

[Alive]

Heh, how ironic that you're a Chrno Crusade fan.

[Hitomi_No_Ryu]

All girls wearing pants go to hell? My reaction to that is...ALRIGHT!! We women can unite when we get there and overthrow the ruler of hell! We'll govern the underworld Amazonian style!!!

Who will be joining me in the revolution?! :smile-big

[dmby]

is a kilt womens dress? cuz if it is, im goin to hell...

[ThiefKing]

heeheehee! Oh, Christianity is just so adorable.

:laugh You made me chuckle inside

[Shunsui]

Does this mean that I will go to hell for wearing women's clothes?

Sorry, this thread was BEGGING for that

and no, I don't really wear women's clothes...

[Sublime]

I feel even more sorry for crossdressers now.

[UltraSynaptic SeizureNinja]

If women who wear pants go to hell...

Then the answer is simple!

Women must forever only stride around in their panties!!!!

*waits to be beating to death by an angry mob*

[Sublime]

If women who wear pants go to hell...

Then the answer is simple!

Women must forever only stride around in their panties!!!!

*waits to be beating to death by an angry mob*

That's the perfect solution IMO.

:thumbs

[DaKeR]

Anyone is going to hell because of wearing pants. That is just one of the bad interpretations that people made of the Bible. There are women pants and men pants. In the Bible are more serious things because go to hell.

[Jimnast]

Heh, how ironic that you're a Chrno Crusade fan.

Indeed, yet, the only reason I like the chrno crusade is because in the story, heaven and all that exists , demons exist, I like the story, it's not close to real life, I didn't buy into the whole religious theme of it and the anime. It does make you think. I look at chrno just like any other manga, a good made up story. I still hate religion because there is no proof of it's existence, there are no fundamental rules to life, religion is man made, the bible was written by man, how can you fully trust those who wrote it and believe it all, you cannot say it's 100% true. I'm not going to go to church and pray just in case god does exist and if I hadn't I would've gone to hell. If jesus or god cannot find some simple way to proove their existence I'm not going to waste my time on a what if. And I don't think that having blind faith or being able to believe in something to which you cannot prove is a sign of strength or nobility or anything, it's nothing more than a coping mecanism at most due to questions humans cannot yet answer. I see people who go to church as fools, they decide to believe in something airy fairy, and do not question it. It's nonsense.

[onigiri-chan]

wow thanks for all the replies didn’t think it be this popular O_O

anywho of course the today’s editorials are full of responses to that reverends letter.. the best of them being this one
( censored for personal protection of the baka who wrote this <<; )
lack of intelligent insight in the letter

the rev.-------, clearly lacks any sign of intelligent insight in his ridiculous letter on june 2, condemning modern women’s souls to hell for not wearing a dress, he is obviously unfamiliar and uneducated with "literary genere" which refers to the kind of type of writing.

there are many different versions of the bible in print and the writing of the bible was done from a long time before and unlike the present. an educated person would derive that you cannot take the word for word writing of the bible literally. the reverend must have missed out on some of those important teachings, i will say a prayer for your soul rev.------

so yea nice to see there’s still some sanity in this world, some people were actually po'd my newspapers editorial section actual printed the letter..lol

[NinjaJedi007]

Wear whatever you want people. This just sounds like another crazy religious thing that prevents people from being individuals. What the hell could possibly be wrong about a girl wearing pants?? I guess those people should worry about things that matter.

Whatever floats your boat.

[Alive]

Indeed, yet, the only reason I like the chrno crusade is because in the story, heaven and all that exists , demons exist, I like the story, it's not close to real life, I didn't buy into the whole religious theme of it and the anime. It does make you think. I look at chrno just like any other manga, a good made up story. I still hate religion because there is no proof of it's existence, there are no fundamental rules to life, religion is man made, the bible was written by man, how can you fully trust those who wrote it and believe it all, you cannot say it's 100% true. I'm not going to go to church and pray just in case god does exist and if I hadn't I would've gone to hell. If jesus or god cannot find some simple way to proove their existence I'm not going to waste my time on a what if. And I don't think that having blind faith or being able to believe in something to which you cannot prove is a sign of strength or nobility or anything, it's nothing more than a coping mecanism at most due to questions humans cannot yet answer. I see people who go to church as fools, they decide to believe in something airy fairy, and do not question it. It's nonsense.
Believe me, I've questioned it. I'm a fool no matter what I do ^^;;
If everything in CC were 100% true, I'd take cover in the nearest bomb shelter O.O;;

[skmt999]

*looks down at pants... checks label* Whew. Lady's Dockers.

... oh, wait. I DO wear men's jeans on occasion. Shit. Guess I'm going to hell.

... oh, wait again! I don't go to church so I've been told I'm going to hell anyway. Well, since I'm going, I might as well wear those snakeskin guys jeans after all. They're soo sweet. (tramps around house in boxers, just to rub it in)

I actually think the trend for women's boxers to be a little.... silly. But I do own a pair. They have that little kitty that runs away from Pepe LePew? Yeah, it says BACK OFF! on the butt. :laugh

[akuma no omoigakenai saku]

As long as they aren't parachute pants, all will be forgiven.

Personally, my only god is The Great Gazoo. That wacky little space man lets me do whatever I want, and just pops in to check up every day or so. That's my kind of supreme being - Not too needy.

He keeps borrowing my clothes though, and never washes them. Why have you forsaken me Oh Great Gazoo!

[Alive]

You know him, too? Man, that little freak can get annoying o.O

[NashNinja]

Crap, now I'm going to hell :darn . One time, when I was ten, my underpants were all either dirty or mising, so I had to borrow one of my mom's pairs. I must admit that it was the frilliest pair of pink underpants I ever had to wear :blink .

Ah well, at this rate, everyone's going to be in hell anyway, so at least I'll be in good company :amuse .

(For those who might not be fully aware, there is a good sized hint of sarcasm in my post. The underwear thing is true, though)

[Solemn_Thinker]

I'm pretty sure that verse refers to cross-dressers more than anything. I doubt someone would go to hell because they had to borrow a shirt or pants from a friend of the opposite gender. Besides, there are pants designed specifically for men and there are those for women.

[bluebomber111]

if girls can't wear pants, than can i still wear my dresses?

..i....mean....i don't have any dresses, i'm a boy....thats absurd!
who told you
that?

n e ways, i think that it's alright for girls to wear guy pants, wear what evers comfortable.

[dmby]

^ Double Post Alert!!! Sound The Alarms!

[bluebomber111]

lower your guns.....that was an accident,there fixed.

[Gaara_81]

depends on wut religon u r.......wut r u?........don't worry about it.....

[KazeYama]

Just goes to show even Jesus and the heavenly father like to see girls in short skirts.

[Gaara_81]

skru this.....i don't wear pants(yea thats right...i walk arount town in my underwhere)....y should i care.....

[gitwer]

Just goes to show even Jesus and the heavenly father like to see girls in short skirts.

Jesus = Roy Mustang? :blink

Praise them both!

[StarCraft]

i guess as a man..... i should'nt be wearing this thong?

[princesstaco]

Warning: I'm about to state the obvious.

...I'm sure that concept was applicable 2,000 years ago but society has moved waay beyond that.

I know my friends like to joke that pants are evil, but the concept of them being immoral is totally foreign to myself, a practicing catholic. Would God really let His church drift away from that dress rule on such a large scale if people really were going to hell for it?

...on the other hand, I do know a few people who follow the 'skirts, not pants' philosophy. Can't say I agree with the reasoning, but there are still people out there who think like that.

[gitwer]

i guess as a man..... i should'nt be wearing this thong?

That depends... is it backwards? :iik

[louuster]

That depends... is it backwards? :iik
OMGWTF!!!1!!111 it hurts just to imagine it :eek

[e1ia]

DAMMIT NOW THERES 8 DEADLY SINS, CROSS DRESSING D:. XD wow thats the stupidist thing I ever heard. Really. I mean I'm so sure god cares about what we ware. I mean obviously we have free will for A REASON.

[The Internet]

Why the fuck did you bump a two year old thread?

[Kyon]

HAHAHA OH WOW.

Old thread is olllllllllllld.

[Mercury Koopa]

But... but Rosie!

[Shadow Raki]

Some people take religion a little too serious.

[X]

We should all just walk around naked to prevent and confusion xD

[Lemonade]

If I believed in hell sure ...

[ANBUBooBoo]

Here's what I want to know: what are people in colder climates supposed to do? Are girls not allowed to wear snow pants or jackets when in the snow because men wear them?

[L]

We should all just walk around naked to prevent and confusion xD

:nuts :nuts :nuts


*yes some poeple do take religion to searesly....*

[The Black Knight]

I see nowhere where it says women can't wear pants, and that they will go to hell......


this guy is retarded...

[Misa]

I wear a skirt for church.... but not everyday ._.

[kidjutsu]

Omg wtf. So that means wearing a man thong is out of the question. ***burns male thong before anyone sees it***

[The_X_box_360]

Why the fuck did you bump a two year old thread?
Wow, what a temper.....however, that's beside the point.


@ e1ia
This is the second graveyard thread that I've seen you dig up in the past 24hrs. What gives?

[Ichiban-nin]

Huh, this probably did mean something else. Plus can God's Word even be comprehended by us mere mortals? What if it weren't pants... but wool pants?:blink

[Sakura]

Err riiiight. That's some sad news.

[martryn]

I'm on the first page, bitches! Oh yeah!

[kimidoll]

I'm going to hell anyways for breaking other "rules" =/

[Giovanni Rild]

Why the fuck did you bump a two year old thread?

To flamebait, what other reason. Religion bashing is acceptable here after all.

Lemme get outta here before I get indignant

[GrimaH]

To flamebait, what other reason. Religion bashing is acceptable here after all.

Lemme get outta here before I get indignant

I love you, and I hate your one-liners. (Oh wait, that was two.)
Do you love-hate me?

Oh, and the purpose of this thread (and article) was to single out those with no sense of humour. I haven't really seen anyone who's so religiously dumb, so I can't help but look in wonder at those who take it seriously.

@Spectre: You ain't seen nuthin' yet. I went to this forum and some noob bumped a 2000 thread that had all of 5 posts.

[Goodfellow]

The writers sarcasm is overflowing:laugh

[Amaretti]

Uh-oh, kids! This means little Haku went to hell. :/

[Art is a Bang!]

Uh-oh, kids! This means little Haku went to hell. :/

Yes, his soul was pure and all, but he wore a skirt, so he must be go to hell!

And according to this so will I, my school only makes pants and shorts for the uniforms. :oh

[Galizien]

I have a feeling this guy has never heard of a metaphor.

[hara_karikitty]

If I wear a skirt or dress on Sunday will I live?

That is terrible.

God says a lot of things. So does the bible.

I'm scared now -tries to take of jeans-

AHHH

[Kisame]

The real problem is that the bible was written by a group of men ages ago so of course stuff inside is a little dated.

Girls in the right pants = :drool

[Tatsuki]

so i can't wear trousers or boxers no more?

lmao. all bishonen have sinned.

[Ryo_nyanko]

rofl, sucks for me. I don't think I've worn a dress more than four times in my life.

[Giovanni Rild]

I love you, and I hate your one-liners. (Oh wait, that was two.)
Do you love-hate me?

Oh, and the purpose of this thread (and article) was to single out those with no sense of humour. I haven't really seen anyone who's so religiously dumb, so I can't help but look in wonder at those who take it seriously.

@Spectre: You ain't seen nuthin' yet. I went to this forum and some noob bumped a 2000 thread that had all of 5 posts.

Mabey I should make a joke thread about atheists. And the quality of a post isn't measured by the number of letters used.

[Tokoyami]

Wow......going to hell for wearing pants.....WHAT KIND OF AN ASSHOLE IS GOD ANYWAY!? Going to hell for clothing what next for eating!?

[Ryo_nyanko]

Wow......going to hell for wearing pants.....WHAT KIND OF AN ASSHOLE IS GOD ANYWAY!? Going to hell for clothing what next for eating!?

:rofl so true

[Lady Azura]

Guess I'll be joining the rest of you girls in the fiery pits of hell.:P

[Casyle]

When I was a kid If I ran out of underwear I'd have to borrow one of mom's pink, frilly numbers. Am I in trouble too?

"In the store, there's a teddy, with little straps, like spaghetti, they hold me so tight, like handcuffs at night, walkin' 'round in women's underwear..."

[Botzu]

is this talking about transvestites? or just any type of clothes ;O pants = smexy on da ladies

[Setever]

So, when I wear chick pants, I'm sinning? Off to hell I go, Off to hell I go, Hi-Ho-The-Merry-Oh,, Off to hell I go.

[FinalDragon13]

well at least gap came up with an answer to this problem. i just saw one of their commercials where they made pant for both guys and girls. so now we're saved as long as everyone dresses alike!

[Red]

thats why you women should walk around naked :nod or a least wear skirts with out panties ( thats a form of pants).

no i'm not a pervert I'm just really religious

[Zhero]

an article from the editorial of my local newspaper



sooo um i put this here because of the debate corner because i didn’t think there’d be much debate,( don’t think there’s many that share the opinion of this man..lol) more for reading for fun and disbelief there are still people out there who think like that...

so how many ladys will be joining me in hell..lol

I think your misunderstanding the context, this text is talking about crossdressing

[Red]

I think your misunderstanding the context, this text is talking about crossdressing
Yeah, thats what my reverend says.

[dummy plug]

my sisiter likes pants, i guess she goes to hell then...kidding...:)

[Tuga-kun]

I guss that if we all walk around naked it will solve all problems xD

[myle]

I am pretty sure of it. :-D
It's not sin to wear pants. There is sin when you try to behave like a man when you are woman and vice versa.

[The Internet]

Mabey I should make a joke thread about atheists.

OH GAWD THIS THREAT MADE ME SHAT BRICKS!

[Botzu]

pretty sure what they were talking about in the original article was about transvestites(trying to mislead heterosexual's into sexual encounters), but its more fun to go overboard about it :P.