Dutch Language! Rise!

[Jordy]

Ok :notrust I'm getting to excited.

In any case, if you want to learn Dutch come over here :) I'll help as much as I can..

[uncanny_sama]

waskeburt?!

haha just kiddin'

grappig idee, eens zien hoe dat verloopt :)

[Jordy]

It's a thread to Learn Dutch. Not talk dutch. At least translate your text next time.

He said:

Watskeburt is a mess up of Wat is er gebeurt? Which means: What has happened?

Grappig idee, eens zien hoe dat verloopt.
Funny idea, let's see how it turns out.

"Verloopt" Can be translated in a few ways. But turns out seems to be the most appropriate translation.

[Procyon]

Okay, so question: When you're translating English to Dutch, would it always have the same number of words? Ex.Would "When you're translating English to Dutch, would it always have the same nu,ber of words?" have 15 words in Dutch too?

[Jordy]

Well not always. In many cases it has. In long sentences it will change though because we have a pretty strange grammar. I'll make the sentence again in english to make you see what the words mean in Dutch.

(translated)
Wanneer je engels naar nederlands vertaald, heeft het dan altijd het zelfde aantal woorden?
(word meaning)
When you english to dutch translate, does it (dan = a grammer add it means 'then' in english ) always the same amount words.

As you see the grammer from a direct translation from dutch to english sucks.

[Sayo]

you realise learning people the slighest bit of dutch on the internet is nearly impossible, translating: ok, but learning, ne ..

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

Hm, Its a bit to difficult to explain plainly in a pst, you'll have to use whole pannels to explain the translating of sentence completely...

[Voynich]

It doesn't work... all you can do is tell them how to ask directions to the coffeeshop and the red light district xD

[Jordy]

I figured that already -.-;; Owh well. The things you can learn are sentences translated. Things you can't learn is our crazy grammar.

[Procyon]

you realise learning people the slighest bit of dutch on the internet is nearly impossible, translating: ok, but learning, ne ..

I'm up for a challenge. :smile-big
Thanks Jordy...So do you think that you could just show us what the translations of some basic words (and, it, etc.) are if it's not too much trouble? (Sorry... :wink )

[Nonexistinghero]

*Posts a few random basic words*

Dutch - English

Ik = I
Jij = You
Mij = Me
And = En
Dat = That
Hij = He
Zij = She
Het = It
Op = On
Af = Off
Beneden = Down
Boven = Up
Links = Left
Rechts = Right

Hmm... to lazy to post more...

[kakashie-sensei]

you realise learning people the slighest bit of dutch on the internet is nearly impossible, translating: ok, but learning, ne ..
i agree, dutch is supposed to be the most difficult language in the world (or so i heard). if you try to learn it to someone or learn it yourself you should start with words and work yourself up

in that case it will be alot easier to learn


p.s. also remember that you will only see how to write dutch words, not speak it, that is different from writing

[Jordy]

Hallo = Hello
Doei = Bye
Goede middag = Good Afternoon
Goede avond = Good Evening
Goede nacht = Good Night
Goede morgen = Good Morning

Can't think of anything else at the moment so here are a few sentences.

Mijn naam is XXX = My name is XXX
Hoe heet jij? = What's your name?

Ik ben XX jaar oud = I'm XX years old
Hoe oud ben jij? = How old are you?

Ik kom uit amerika = I'm from America
Waar kom jij vandaan? = Where are you from?

Ik heb twee broers = I have two brothers
Heb jij een broer? = Do you have a brother?

[Norb]

So how do you say "I love you" *wink* it's bound to come in handy if i meet a pretty dutch girl ;O

[Nonexistinghero]

Ik hou van jou = I love you

Don't say:

Jij bent lelijk = You are ugly

[ThaOdie]

happy: blij
angry: kwaad
car: auto
train: trein
airplane: vliegtuig

echt hé? watskebeurt gewoon :P maar ja.. ze moetten maar even zeggen wat ze willen weten in t nederlands.. :D

[Procyon]

Thanks guys. I appreciate everyone's contributions...Never thought there were so many Dutch people here either. ^____^

[Hangatýr]

Yo yo yo! WATSKEBURT!


Props voor de heist rocker en de watskebuuurt
Watskebizzy bizzle rob robber
Mensen praten serieus maar ze weten van geen ene kaaaaankermoer watskeburt
Maar dr gebeurt veel serieus
Komen die vocalen nog of moet ik beginnen

REFREIN:
Je bent een sjembek dat zeurt
Maar je weet niet watskeburt, watskeburt, watskeburt
Je bent een MC dat front
Maar je komt niet tot de grond, tot de grond, tot de grond
Je bent een MC met crown
Maar je weet niet wat is nou, wat is nou, wat is nou
Je bent een sjembek zonder klauw
En je bent niet 'bout it 'bout, 'bout it 'bout, 'bout it 'bout

*ok vieze freddy is aandeburt*

Vieze Freddy, alsof je dat niet wist
En ik drink tot de motherfucking fles leeg is
Heb pas doekoe als ik bierflesjes inwissel
Dan ben ik pas stang yo uhh, fo' shizzle
Je lacht maar ik maak hier geen motherfucking grappen
Pus uit mn pik je kan een lauw biertje tappen
Staat te spacen, maar ik ben niet van Star Trek
Ook geen bhustabust maar ik breek wel je nek *ehehehehehe*
Komt alleen uit m'n achterste
Moeders met dochters ze verachten me
Ben van baksteen. alsof je dat niet ruikt
Want de een is dik en de ander gebruikt
Ik ben tuig, van de eerste klasse
En je wast je handen al tijdens het plassen
Kijk me aan, je weet precies hoe laat het is
Baksteen, de rest is geschiedenis

[REFREIN]

Wat is niau krauw watskeburt in de schuur
Is bij jouw alles rustig of gezeur met de buur?
Of zijn het biertjes voor gratis of gewoon pleurisduur
En ben je 'bout it bout it of een treurig figuur
Voor alle vrouwen en chickies, van Joure tot Maastrikkie
Heb die vouwen in m'n dickies yo we houden het jiggy
'bout it bout it net als een gek met al dat goud in m'n mikkie
Twee gezichten een formule als Lauda en Niki

[REFREIN]

Watser, watser, watser, watser
Watser met jou ouwe?
Keeenker keeeenker je staat te spacen
Serieus gek wat praat je met mij man keeeeenker
Je praat maar je weet niet eens watser met jou
Je weet niet eens watser met mij maar watser met jou ouwe
Keenker keenker
mensen zijn aan de crack tegenwoordig, serieus
Ik liep laatst door het centraal
komt er een junkie naar me toe voor een euro
*euro, keeenker een euro?*
Ik zeg hier heb je twintig cent, zegt-ie nee hoef je niet
Dus ik zeg, ja ja is goed ik ken jou ik ken jou
Je komt uit Noord
- uhh ja ik kom uit Noord hoe weet je dat hoe weet je dat
Zeg ik ja ik ken je moeder ik heb m'n krantenwijk voor dr bezorgt
- Uhh m'n moeder m'n moeder? Ik heb haar al 25 jaar niet gezien
Dus ik zeg fuck jou man ik verkoop dr crack stomme slet
Kanker kanker kanker junkies op het centraal
Serieus, enigste vette plek van centraal is de fucking pizzahut
En uhh en en en en en de meeting point maar kanker die is dicht
In ieder geval centraal is een baas, vieze Freddy is een baas,
baksteen is een baas, heist rocker is een baas.

[Muad'Dib (inactive)]

i agree, dutch is supposed to be the most difficult language in the world (or so i heard).

On the contrary. Dutch is one of the easiest Latin-based languages in the world. I teach Dutch at a professional language centre and in my experience, my students find it relatively straightforward.

Initially, the structure of Dutch sentences seems odd, though once you look into it, there is a clear structure, which once you've grasped becomes easier. There is a relatively low amount of grammatical exceptions.

Verbs are probably the easiest of all languages, childsplay or as they say in Dutch: 'A child can do the laundry....'

I've been learning languages for about 15 years now, trust me when I say that Dutch is a lot easier than most other languages.

[Hangatýr]

Well, besides the rough G, which is apparently a bitch to learn for English speaking nations, but meh XD

[Dreams]

i guess when your german and can speak a bit english, then dutch is very easy to understand. seems as a mix up between those two languages to me

[Kstyle]

A een nederlandse thread alhoewel ik een belg ben.
Some words to say 'i love you' to some one: hoerezoon, lul, klootzak,...

[Hangatýr]

Fuck off b00ntard, those words don't mean what you say they do >.>

@Dreams: Dutch isn't exactly a mix of German and English, but they are all Germanian languages. There's a certain dialect in Holland called 'Twents'. It's strange but even if you can't speak German, if you speak Twents to a German person who lives near the Holland-Germany border they'll understand you.

[Jordy]

@ Lord of D please don't put any dutch sentences without translation here, so please fack off with the watskeburt lyrics.

@ Kstyle, learning people the incorrect meaning of words is childish, therefor I neg-repped you.

[Siavash]

got 1 question what does ''Passer''(that thing that makes circles) means in english.

[Jordy]

got 1 question what does ''Passer''(that thing that makes circles) means in english.

I have no friggin idea mate >.> I wonder if it can be translated :S

[Voynich]

I think it can be translated. Gimme a few minz to see if I can find it ^_^

Edit: found it. In english it's translated as "compass" > drafting instrument for drawing circles.

[Siavash]

I think it can be translated. Gimme a few minz to see if I can find it ^_^

Edit: found it. In english it's translated as "compass" > drafting instrument for drawing circles.
ow thnx man :smile-big

[~Akuma]

once I heard the word "s'chomele", what means that ?


Also I wanna know what means in dutch " I pwn you"

[Voynich]

For the first word: you mean "schommelen" which means like "rocking" like in a rocking chair or "swinging" like on a rope or swing OR "chocomel" which is just "chocolate milk"?

Edit: looking at your word again..I think you mean "schommelen"

Second ...well..there is no dutch translation for pwn. So it would just be "Ik pwn jou"

[~Akuma]

yeah thats the word that I ment...thx a lot

and thx for the other one...

[Jordy]

Akuma I'd say if some says I pwn you.

I'd translate it to "Ik heb je toegeëigend" Its rather hard to say ;)

But "I pwn you" doesn't mike you OWN something..

Because in the "I own you" way it would be "Ik bezit jou"

[Hangatýr]

But you can say 'Ik heb je geownt.' , ne?

[Kstyle]

Fuck off b00ntard, those words don't mean what you say they do >.>

@Dreams: Dutch isn't exactly a mix of German and English, but they are all Germanian languages. There's a certain dialect in Holland called 'Twents'. It's strange but even if you can't speak German, if you speak Twents to a German person who lives near the Holland-Germany border they'll understand you.

I didn't knew u were that smart ....hahaha, :laugh Loser

[Jordy]

Just saying "Ik heb je geownt" brings the same message uhuh ;)

[~Akuma]

yeah ok, I get it now ;) thx all

[Jordy]

No problem ;)

[Hangatýr]

And kstyle is just an immature loser who should eat donkey crap :amuse

[semperfi]

A een nederlandse thread alhoewel ik een belg ben.
Some words to say 'i love you' to some one: hoerezoon, lul, klootzak,...
here some words for you: loser, fuckface, shithead :notrust

[Hangatýr]

Truer words have never been uttered ^_^ And, I just thought of such, you can also say " Ik heb je eigen gemaakt " as I owned you, though you'll never hear anyone say that XD

[ThaOdie]

wat heb je = what you got?
knuffel = hug
jezus = jezus :P
monteur = mecanic
bakker = backery
winkel = shop
gratis = free

euh.. ;)

[Hangatýr]

Actually, I think it mechanic, and not mecanic... And it's bakery, not backery, if I remember correctly..

[semperfi]

what happend - watskebeurt :P

[Hangatýr]

...you know that's going to cause a chain reaction, right? XD

[semperfi]

...you know that's going to cause a chain reaction, right? XD
hahaha.....i love it :P
bring it on hahaha ;)

[Siavash]

wat heb je = what you got?
knuffel = hug
jezus = jezus :P
monteur = mecanic
bakker = backery
winkel = shop
gratis = free

euh.. ;)

Jesus = Jezus :P

[Jordy]

Quit the chit chat please, this isn't a spam I want posts topic. Move somewhere else if you wish to spam. If this keeps up i'll get dani or occa to remove the posts.

[semperfi]

Quit the chit chat please, this isn't a spam I want posts topic. Move somewhere else if you wish to spam. If this keeps up i'll get dani or occa to remove the posts.
had a bad day or not
translation
zeker slechte dag gehad

:notrust

[Jordy]

wat heb je = what you got?
knuffel = hug
jezus = jezus :P
monteur = mecanic
bakker = backery
winkel = shop
gratis = free

euh.. ;)


Just a little correction on this one:

Wat heb jij? = What do you have?
Knuffel = Hug
Jezus = Jesus
Monteur = Mechanic
Bakker = Bakery
Winkel = Shop
Gratis = Free

XD

[Tourniquet]

Bakker = Backery

Lol omg, if you translate, do it good :/

BTW Jordy, I can help if you want me to ;)


had a bad day or not
translation
zeker slechte dag gehad

That is not really a good translation, Marc, aka Pillowhugger :P :nod:

zeker een slechte dag gehad
translated: Must had a bad day
this is not correct Dutch, nor English

It's:
Jij hebt zeker een slecht dag gehad
Translated:
You must have had a bad day (or something).

You can add the 'or something', but you don't have to.

[Jordy]

Always welcome ;)

Het is een mooie dag vandaag = It's a beautiful day today
Het regent vandaag = It rains today
Het is droog vandaag = It's dry today
Ga jij naar school? = Are you going to school?
Ga jij naar je werk? = Are you going to your job?
Ik heb vandaag vrij = I have a day off.
Ik moet morgen weer werken = I have to work tomorrow again.

[Tourniquet]

Where is the closest bus stop?
Waar is het dichtsbijzijnde busstation?

How do I come there by car?
Hoe kom ik daar met de auto?

How long does it take?
Hoe lang duurt dat?

I am new in this city.
Ik ben nieuw in deze stad.

Train: Trein
Tram: Tram
Bus: Bus
Car: Auto
To drive: Rijden

Just some tourist thingeys :)

[Hangatýr]

Or, incase you're every a horny tourist in Amsterdam:

Can you tell me where the Red Light District is, please? - Kunt u mij alstublieft vertellen waar de Wallen zijn?

[Tourniquet]

Wallen aka Hoeren (hookers) :)
BTW: Its not only in Amsterdam.. Oh yeah, Id rather not use that word too often, makes me puke (amsterdam)

Or if you want some pot:
Waar kan ik een beetje weed (wiet) halen?

[semperfi]

That is not really a good translation, Marc, aka Pillowhugger :P :nod:

zeker een slechte dag gehad
translated: Must had a bad day
this is not correct Dutch, nor English

It's:
Jij hebt zeker een slecht dag gehad
Translated:
You must have had a bad day (or something).

You can add the 'or something', but you don't have to.
wijsneus - smart ass

[Sid]

Always welcome ;)

Het is een mooie dag vandaag = It's a beautiful day today
Het regent vandaag = It rains today
Het is droog vandaag = It's dry today
Ga jij naar school? = Are you going to school?
Ga jij naar je werk? = Are you going to your job?
Ik heb vandaag vrij = I have a day off.
Ik moet morgen weer werken = I have to work tomorrow again.

The English translations of the Dutch sentences in this thread made me shiver :P

It rains today -> It is raining today.
"It's dry today" is not an expression a Briton would use.
"Are you going to work" is more common.
I have a day off -> I have the day off.
I have to work tomorrow again -> I have to work again tomorrow.

Where is the closest bus stop -> Where is the nearest busstop?
How do I come there by car -> How do I get there by car?

etc. :amuse

Or, incase you're every a horny tourist in Amsterdam:

Can you tell me where the Red Light District is, please? - Kunt u mij alstublieft vertellen waar de Wallen zijn?

well, you wouldn't need to talk Dutch in Amsterdam anyway, since practically everybody can speak English.

[Hangatýr]

Well, some people just suck at English, really.

[Jordy]

@marc: You seriously have a problem don't you? You really want to be the middle of attention on this forum? Freaking attentionwhore.

@z-tsu: Heyyyy sidje XP.. Don't blame us, we are not the ones with an english ( oxford right? ) university on our study list ;) But I'm glad you teach us/them a good lession XD

[semperfi]

@marc: You seriously have a problem don't you? You really want to be the middle of attention on this forum? Freaking attentionwhore.

@z-tsu: Heyyyy sidje XP.. Don't blame us, we are not the ones with an english ( oxford right? ) university on our study list ;) But I'm glad you teach us/them a good lession XD
jordy don't be wimp.....
doe ff normaal joh

[Tourniquet]

Hey hey hey hey dont fight!
Hey hey hey hey niet vechten!

[Urban]

I was just having some fun /_/
pwned = steek

[Tourniquet]

Lol you cant translate pwned..

[semperfi]

schilderswijk rullez
schilderwijk heerst :P

[Tourniquet]

OMG all the criminals lol

[WingZero]

You shouldnt bother learning dutch, its useless and it sucks




I am Dutch btw so i know :P

[Tourniquet]

Sure sure :P Dont listen to him :D

[legan]

Ok this would be helpfull for me till I can pay for classes meself :S I need this translated please.

"I love you *name here* very much, I can never really explian how much but maybe me saying it in your own language will help you understand a little, although if you truly feel the same way I do then will know anyways, but you're always talking in English so it's about time I said something to you in Dutch no :P

And if I ever only learn a few words I'd want those words to be I love you and I never want to lose you."

Any help would be appreciated so much.

[LOVEscream ♥]

Are.. :oh I will translate it ^^

"I love you *name here* very much, I can never really explian how much but maybe me saying it in your own language will help you understand a little, although if you truly feel the same way I do then will know anyways, but you're always talking in English so it's about time I said something to you in Dutch no

And if I ever only learn a few words I'd want those words to be I love you and I never want to lose you."

Ik hou heel van je, *NAME*. Ik kan nooit echt uitleggen hoeveel, maar misschien helpt het om het jou te laten begrijpen, als ik het in jouw taal zeg. Alhoewel, als je echt hetzelfde voelt als ik, laat het mij dan weten *knipoog* X"""D. Je praat altijd in het Engels tegen mij, dus het wordt tijd om iets in het Nederlands tegen jou te zeggen.

En als ik ooit een paar woorden leer, dan wil ik de woorden " Ik hou van je en ik wil je nooit meer kwijt" leren..

=') Your English is a bit vague, so I made some good sentences of it :wink

You romantic bastard X""""D Veel succes!

[legan]

O_O

You are here by awesome as hell.

[LOVEscream ♥]

You're welcome ^^ Just costed 5 min of my worthless time ^^

[Haohmaru]

Lol, who wants to learn dutch? I'm suprised how many people are interested in our language. Hey Dark Megumi is Kristen Kreuk part Dutch(because her names sounds Dutch)? She really doesn't look like one.

[Hangatýr]

She part Dutch, part Chinese. She lives in Canada, but she does speak a bit of Dutch.

[Haohmaru]

She looks HOT. Seems like the Dutch/China combination really works :). I'd love to hear her talk Dutch. Americans talking Dutch equals fun :)

[Leanne]

Well, besides the rough G, which is apparently a bitch to learn for English speaking nations, but meh XD

They say it on of the most toughest languages.. but alright.
I'm Dutch myself, born in the Netherlands. :)

[Reibi]

Well, besides the rough G, which is apparently a bitch to learn for English speaking nations, but meh XDThey say it on of the most toughest languages.. but alright.I can pronounce it pretty easily when I remember to, but I often forget and use the English "g" instead. :sweatdrop

[TheTotalOne]

Theres already a dutch class here, Well. I can be a assistant.
Im a expert in dutch.

[Leanne]

Theres already a dutch class here, Well. I can be a assistant.
Im a expert in dutch.

Will the other topic be closed?

[Vegitto-kun]

lol im dutch

[kakashi&jiraiya]

ik houd van jouw

[mellow kirby]

Dutch is a sucky language to learn. The basics are not that hard to understand, but some stuff just doesn't make sense. Some rules have exceptions that have exceptions that have exceptions. In newspapers and such, certain words are also put together ("made up" if you will) and played with.

[Skoemie]

Ok this thread is kinda dead so let's revive it for now...
If someone is wondering what something means in Dutch just post it here and I wil translate it as good as I can.

Oke deze topic is een beetje dood dus ik blaas hem even weer leven in.
Als iemand wil weten wat iets betekend in het Nederlands post het dan hier en ik zal dan proberen om het ze goed mogelijk te vertalen

//Skoemie

[MitsukiShiroi]

Dutch is a sucky language to learn. The basics are not that hard to understand, but some stuff just doesn't make sense. Some rules have exceptions that have exceptions that have exceptions. In newspapers and such, certain words are also put together ("made up" if you will) and played with.

That's why Dutch is listed as one of the hardest languages in the world to learn. Go us :P

[Ketchup]

Dutch isn't one of the hardest languages T_T

[Reibi]

That's why Dutch is listed as one of the hardest languages in the world to learn. Go us :PApparently English has the same problems, but even worse, so it seems to be one of the toughest second-languages there is.

Of course, how good you are at learning a particular language depends which ones (and how many) you already know. I know a guy who already spoke English and German, and when I got him interested in Dutch he picked it up faster than I did.

[xtrashock]

If i know a little bit of italian then will it help out to learn the dutch language ,as all these are European languages.

[Reibi]

If i know a little bit of italian then will it help out to learn the dutch language ,as all these are European languages.It might help a bit, but Italian and Dutch are from different language familes. Italian is a Romance language (descended from Latin), while Dutch is a Germanic language.

To be honest, knowing English will probably help you more than knowing Italian will, at least with Dutch.

[cryodragoon]

(yes, i'm dutch too, and willing to participate in this)

something fun for people who want to listen to dutch:

normally i'd say "there cannot be crap without rap", but with this song, i want to make a difference:
Marco Borsato is the representative for War Child in the Netherlands, and he has made a song called "Wat zou je doen" ("What would you do"), now there is this rapper, called Ali B, who sang this with him...

http://www.xs4all.nl/~rschot/joko/marcoali.mp3

just ask me for a translation (if you want), and i'll be glad to make it...

(or just ask for more songs if you'd like :D)


ps: go find out whether it's "pannenkoeken" or "Pannekoeken" (pancakes)
then you'll see it gets even more difficult after each 4 years...

[Mangekyou Byakugan]

Dutch isn't one of the hardest languages T_T
it realy isnt, always slept at school, some words:

zelfmoord - suicide
dood - dead
pistool - gun
zwaard - sword
gif - poison
mes - knife
moordenaar - murderer
moord - murder


thats it for the "evil words lesson"
class dismissed.

[cryodragoon]

decapitation - onthoofding [o (like the first o in orochimaru :D) -nt-hoh-f-dih-ng)
bombardement - bombardement [bomb-are-duh(make the uh-sound a strong sound, almost exaggerate it) -men-t]
gun/pistol - pistool
gun/rifle - geweer
rabbit - konijn [koh-nine (rough pronounciation)]
dog - hond
hmmm... page (as in: turn to page five) - pagina
blablabla - blablabla

i have no idea what to type anymore - ik heb geen idee van wat ik moet typen...

[Aman]

I will never be able learn dutch. :amuse

In some rare sentences it sounds like a twisted, twisted, TWISTED swedish sentence, but I know I'll never learn it.

[Leanne]

If you're german, Dutch shouldn't be so hard. Prenounce things is hard.
Basic stuff:

Hi - Hoi
Hello - Hallo
How are you doing - Hoe gaat het [met je]
How old are you - Hoe oud ben je
Where do you live - Waar woon je
What is your name - Wat is je naam/hoe heet je
What are you doing - Wat doe je/ ben je aan het doen
I love you - ik hou van je [van means from]


Emotions and other:

Hug/cuddle - knuffel/knuffelen
Kiss - kus
Smile - lach
Cry - huil
Blush - bloos
Angry - boos
Mad - kwaad
Tired - moe
Happy - blij/gelukkig
Unhappy - niet blij/ongelukkig
Jealous - jaloers
Curious - nieuwsgierig
Nervous - zenuwachtig
Sad - verdrietig/triest

Ask if you want to know more..

[cryodragoon]

whats your name can also be translated to "Hoe heet je?" (which is alot more common)...

[Leanne]

You're right. :)

[Aman]

If you're german, Dutch shouldn't be so hard. Prenounce things is hard.
Basic stuff:

Hi - Hoi
Hello - Hallo
How are you doing - Hoe gaat het [met je]
How old are you - Hoe oud ben je
Where do you live - Waar woon je
What is your name - Wat is je naam/hoe heet je
What are you doing - Wat doe je/ ben je aan het doen
I love you - ik hou van je [van means from]


Emotions and other:

Hug/cuddle - knuffel/knuffelen
Kiss - kus
Smile - lach
Cry - huil
Blush - bloos
Angry - boos
Mad - kwaad
Tired - moe
Happy - blij/gelukkig
Unhappy - niet blij/ongelukkig
Jealous - jaloers
Curious - nieuwsgierig
Nervous - zenuwachtig
Sad - verdrietig/triest

Ask if you want to know more..
German? Reread my post. :oh

[cryodragoon]

me luvs dutch... and latin and japanese :D

but anyway:
"wanna laugh really hard at me?"/"come on, just scream and yell really hard at me"/"just give me a really angry look..."/"come on, slap me in the face!"- these can all be translated to one little word: "Neuken?"

just try it, succes is guaranteed ;)

[Skoemie]

Well that are a few of the reactions you can get when you say neuken? but never ask a old or ugly lady cause they might say yes :P

[Leanne]

German? Reread my post. :oh

You are German? Hmmm.. well I don't have any problems with learning the german language, so why wouldn't it be the same otherwise? Just the things I heard and see. Much words in German look a lot like Dutch words. But yesd it can be it isn't that easy for everybody.. sorry. But I really don't know how it would be if I was born in another country and had to learn Dutch.

[Ketchup]

Umm, Leanne, Aman is Swedish.

This is what he said: 'I will never be able learn dutch. :amuse

In some rare sentences it sounds like a twisted, twisted, TWISTED swedish sentence, but I know I'll never learn it.'

See, he's Swedish.

[kof20012]

anyone can translated this to me(its a recipe)??

3 tenen knoflook dunne plakjes snijden
5 tomaten fijnsnijden
3 uien flinke brokken
1 blikje tomatenpuree
olijfolie bodem van de pan goed vol
peper en zout
snufje oregano
snufje naar smaak Djinten (komijnpoeder)


We gooien gewoon alles in de pan lekker fruiten niet bruin laten worden
De kruiden naar smaak toevoegen ,kijk uit met de djinten dit kan al gauw de
overhand krijgen.
Dit alles in de koelkast en je hebt een lekkere Dipper voor shoarma



by the way how to say thanks?
i went to holland once, nice country, nice viem and very polite country
i love the mills from there
its here where i take the best breakfast

[winning_snake]

Dutch *is* extremely difficult to learn. Our spelling is messed up and they completely change the rules every 10 years ^^

There used to be a huge set of rules for words like "pennenzak" telling us whether it should be "pennezak" or "pennenzak" (or like someone mentioned earlier: "pannekoek" or "pannenkoek") and they changed all of them completely a few years ago, and I think it changed again a few months ago... So even I can't keep up with the messed up logic of our spelling rules ^^

Putting that aside, our verbs seem to be quite difficult as well (the infamous DT-rule), it's so bad that a lot of dutch/belgian ppl I know don't even know how to properly conjugate Dutch verbs, even if it's their native language. That's of course unacceptable, and I get agitated every time when I see someone commiting what I would call "A crime against Dutch." And since I'm pretty sure loads of the dutch people here make the same mistakes I wrote a comprehensive HowTo:
THEORIE:
1) kijk of uw werkwoord op "-den" eindigt of op iets anders, als het op iets anders eindigt kunt ge die dt al rustig vergeten
vb: lopen => "hij loopt", NOOIT "hij loopdt"

2) kijk naar uw tijd: in een verleden tijd kan uw uitgang NOOIT DT zijn, ook voltooide deelwoorden krijgen nooit DT
vb: branden => het heeft gebrand

3) is uw werkwoord tegenwoordig en eindigt het op "-den" dan zitten we in een tricky geval.. dan moeten we gaan kijken naar de persoon die het werkwoord uitvoert. Is dat "jij", "je", "hij", "het", [vul hier eender welk persoonlijk voornaamwoord voor de 2de of 3de persoon enkelvoud in] dan krijgen we DT.
Opgelet! als "jij" achter het werkwoord staat komt er geen T bij, dan blijft het gewoon D
vb: doden => "hij doodt" MAAR "dood je"


Praktijk
stel we willen zeggen:
"hij brand"?" een dvd voor mij"
Het eerste dat je dan doet is uiteraard weer kijken of we een werkwoord op "-den" hebben en of we in de tegenwoordige tijd bezig zijn. Dat is hier het geval en we zouden hier eventueel DT kunnen krijgen.
Nu vervang je het werkwoord op "-den" door een willekeurig ander werkwoord dat niet op "-den" eindigt (ik neem meestal "lopen", "koken" of "spelen") en we zeggen:
"hij 'kookt' een dvd voor mij"
we horen een "t", dus bij de "d" die er al stond (omdat we een werkwoord op "-den" hadden) komt een "t"

oplosing: "hij brandt een dvd voor mij"
Verander systematisch al uw probleemgevallen door een eenvoudig werkwoord waarbij geen twijfel mogelijk is, en je hoort of er dt moet staan of gewoon t

extra voorbeeld:

"brand"?" je een dvd voor mij?"
we vervangen weer "branden" door "koken" en krijgen:

"kook je een dvd voor mij?"
=> we horen geen "t", het is dus:
"brand je een dvd voor mij?"

als iedereen dat systematisch doet, maakt niemand hier ooit nog een dt-fout

[Sid]

What do people base their claims on, when saying that Dutch is difficult to learn?

[Ketchup]

I have no idea.

[Leanne]

Well I just hear from many people that moved from their country to the Netherlands that Dutch is hard to learn. But especially the de/het and een.

[fluit]

the grammar makes it difficult

[Therahedwig]

Dutch *is* extremely difficult to learn. Our spelling is messed up and they completely change the rules every 10 years ^^

There used to be a huge set of rules for words like "pennenzak" telling us whether it should be "pennezak" or "pennenzak" (or like someone mentioned earlier: "pannekoek" or "pannenkoek") and they changed all of them completely a few years ago, and I think it changed again a few months ago... So even I can't keep up with the messed up logic of our spelling rules ^^

Putting that aside, our verbs seem to be quite difficult as well (the infamous DT-rule), it's so bad that a lot of dutch/belgian ppl I know don't even know how to properly conjugate Dutch verbs, even if it's their native language. That's of course unacceptable, and I get agitated every time when I see someone commiting what I would call "A crime against Dutch." And since I'm pretty sure loads of the dutch people here make the same mistakes I wrote a comprehensive HowTo:

I actually was taught the kofschip/fokschaap rule, or no that was with the past tense.(We have double t's and d's sometimes.)
I don't really bother with my spelling too much, dyslexia declaration FTW

Anyway, some basics now:

Let's first starts with the 'persoonlijk voornaamwoorden'(personal prenouns, lit: personal firstnaamwords)
Ik (I, capitalisation not required)
Jij (You, familiar singular, capitalisation not required)
Zij (both 'she' aswel as 'them' capitalisation not required)
Hij (He, capitalisation not required)
U (You, polite, and both plural aswel as singular, capitalisation not required, BUT, if you do capitalise it and it's not at the beggining of a sentence, you'll have to keep capitalising it.)
Wij (We, capitalisation not required)
Jullie (You, familiar plural, capitalisation not required)

And now a werkwoord(verbs, lit: working words)

Werken(to work) is a regular verb. When doing regular werbs, you first try to find the 'stam'(I don't know the english word for this). In this case that is 'werk'
Tegenwoordige tijd(Present tense, lit: present time)
Ik werk (I work, only the 'stam')
Jij werkt (You work, 'stam' + t)
Hij " (he works, same thing as jij werkt)
Zij " (see above, though in plural it's 'stam' + en, thus 'Zij werken')
U " (You work, even in plural)
Wij werken(We work 'stam' + en)
jullie werken(You work, 'stam' + en)

Verleden tijd(past tense, lit: past time)
Now here it get's a little complicated, but if a regular verb 'stam' ends with a K, F, S, C, H or P, the word will have 'te' and 'ten' pasted behind it, if not, the word will have 'de' and 'den' pasted behind it.(This is called the kofschip(or fokschaap) rule)
'Werk' ends with a K, so we will have to paste 'te' and 'ten' behind it.
Ik werkte(I worked.)
Jij werkte(You worked)
Zij werkte(Again, if this is plural, it will be 'Zij werkten')
Hij werkte(he worked)
U werkte(You worked, now I'm not certain about this, but I think if it's U in plural this will become 'U werkten')
Wij werkten(we worked)
Jullie werkten(You worked)

And then the Voltooid tegenwoordige tijd(present continuous, lit: Finished present time) It works the same as in the english language.
Ik heb gewerkt(I have worked)
Wij hebben gewerkt(We have worked)


In Dutch, like most languages the Pers. prenoun comes first and then the verb:
Ik zing(I sing)
After that, nearly any other part of the sentence can just jump in right away.

But with present continuous you can get this:
Ik heb vandaag op het plein gezongen(I have sung at the square today, lit: I have today at the square sung)

Ik hoop dat dit beetje schematische gramatica inzicht verleend.
(I hope that this scematic piece of grammar is giving some insight, lit: I hope that this piece scematic grammar insight gives.)

What do people base their claims on, when saying that Dutch is difficult to learn?
I don't know exactly why, but here in the netherlands grammar and spelling rules are focused on terribly at school, because we are taught so many other languages.
Another thing might be the fact that most foreigners can't even pronounce 'Hoe gaat het?'(How is it going?, lit: How go it?)
Which is a fairly basic sentence...(The combi G and AA makes most people stumble)

[Ketchup]

Goed gedaan! ^^

This will surely help the people who want to learn or are at least slightly interested in learning dutch.

[Sid]

the grammar makes it difficult

Dutch is grammatically quite similiar to German, yet you hardly ever hear people say that German is extremely difficult.

Yes, of course the Dutch language has its difficult parts, but every language has that. And like any other language, Dutch also has easy its parts.

In any case, I believe Dutch isn't that much more difficult than any other Germanic language

*cut out*

Get your metalanguage right.

[Therahedwig]

Dutch is grammatically quite similiar to German, yet you hardly ever hear people say that German is extremely difficult.

Yes, of course the Dutch language has its difficult parts, but every language has that. And like any other language, Dutch also has easy its parts.

In any case, I believe Dutch isn't that much more difficult than any other Germanic language



Get your metalanguage right.
I'm sorry, but none of my dictionaries or english books have a lot of metalanguage in them >_<

Also, german is a difficult language, I mean, what idiot thought up the stupid der, das, die grammar rules?(I absolutely loathe them!)

[winning_snake]

What do people base their claims on, when saying that Dutch is difficult to learn?
We have more exceptions than words that actually follow the basic grammar rules ^^

[Sid]

again, what source do you base that on?

I'm Dutch myself and I too used to joke around saying that there are more exceptions than regular grammatical rules. However, if you were to study English more in-depth (that is, more in-depth than secondary school level) you'd notice that even English has so many exceptions, it'll drive you crazy.

I'm sorry, but none of my dictionaries or english books have a lot of metalanguage in them >_<

There's no need for the literal translation of metalanguage.

prenoun -> pronoun
stam = base
present tense -> simple present tense (in this case)
past tense -> simple past tense (in this case)
voltooid tegenwoordige tijd = present perfect tense

[kof20012]

anyone know what this 2 words mean?

Djinten
komijnpoeder

[Orangefucker]

I dont think their will be any non dutch people who are going to read this forum

[Sid]

anyone know what this 2 words mean?

Djinten
komijnpoeder

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumin

[Leanne]

I dont think their will be any non dutch people who are going to read this forum

I think there will be others. :) But I'm not sure either.
At least we can try.

[LOVEscream ♥]

*zwaait*

Aww... Het blijkt dat nadat de vorige topic, iedereen weg is gegaan X""D
Dutch topic suddenly became a "chat"-topic for Dutch people.. So it got deleted X""D

Anyway... Megumi-chan at your service.. But I don't think any normal person would be interested in this shit language :)

Dutch = Stupid
German = Stupid
English = Mwuah.. Understandable o.o'
French = I give up
Japanese = Just a fantastic language X""D
Vietnamese = Mwuah... mix of Chinese and Thai? But yeah.. it's a language itself >.<

[Vegitto-kun]

We both agree on that dutch and french suck XD

[Kin]

*zwaait*

Aww... Het blijkt dat nadat de vorige topic, iedereen weg is gegaan X""D
Dutch topic suddenly became a "chat"-topic for Dutch people.. So it got deleted X""D

Anyway... Megumi-chan at your service.. But I don't think any normal person would be interested in this shit language :)

Dutch = Stupid
German = Stupid
English = Mwuah.. Understandable o.o'
French = I give up
Japanese = Just a fantastic language X""D
Vietnamese = Mwuah... mix of Chinese and Thai? But yeah.. it's a language itself >.<


I don't agree on the German part that it is stupid x_o

But I do agree on Dutch, it's a stupid language. XD

[Kakashi Killer]

How would you say could I borrow a pen

[GaaraOfTheDesert]

'Mag ik uw pen lenen alstublieft?'

'Mag ik soms uw pen eens lenen alstublieft?' sounds better though

[Inuhitari]

All be happy, frence is ever worse than dutch. I never thouth that dutch was realy hard untill I moved till sweden. Those guys have such a easy grammer. (Even it sounds like they are drunk.) I'm dutch myself (lived there 15 years) And I still can't antherstand that damn grammer for real. But i can giff you guys some words.

Hopeloos = Hopeless
Weet ik veel = (Rude way) I don't know
Paard = Horse
Vreselijk = horrible
stom = stupid


Ik wil een paard
I wand a horse

Ik = I
Wil = wand
Een = a(n)/(one)
paard = Horse

I can't teach dutch for real to you guys guzz my english sucks to much.

[Krabben]

Dutch isnt that hard to learn, especially if you are german and it's also a bit easier if you are norwegian, swedish or danish. I'm norwegian and I've been learning german for aprox 3 years and I can understand almost any german text, or atleast the essencial part of it unless it's really complicated.
Dutch is pretty much the same, because there are acctually alot of dutch words which are more alike norwegian words than german.

To understand what dutch/german people are saying is a bit more difficult though, but normally I just ask them to speak slowly so I get all the words! :)

Check out my norwegian thread, maybe I can find some words which are really similar in both languages it would be fun :)

http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=160091

[Enter Shikari]

Advertising for your own topic.. ;)

Here are some sentences for (hungry) tourists:

-Hoeveel kost een broodje tonijn/kip?
How much is a tuna/chicken sandwich?
-Hoeveel kost een pakje friet met mayonaise?*
How much are the French fries with mayonaise?
-Waar vind ik de dichtsbijzijnde McDonalds?
Where can I find the nearest McDonalds?
-Zou ik alsjeblieft de rekening mogen hebben?
Could I get the check, please?
-Ik heb honger, laten we eten!
I'm hungry, let's eat!

(*=In Dutch you can also say 'patat', in Flamish (which is practicly the same as Dutch, only spoken in Belgium and with a few other pronouncements) they say 'frieten'. And don't forget: Belgian fries pwn the Dutch ones XD)

[Isourou-san]

(*=In Dutch you can also say 'patat', in Flamish (which is practicly the same as Dutch, only spoken in Belgium and with a few other pronouncements) they say 'frieten'. And don't forget: Belgian fries pwn the Dutch ones XD)

Amen to that! :P

[MajesticBeast]

Wow een nederlands klas ik kan nog beter engels als nederlands klote grammatica.

Cookie=koekje
Beer=bier,pilsje
Whore=Hoer
Police=Politie,smeris
Whore that fucks for drugs=Heroine hoer

All the important words you need right there.

[Akahime]

omg nederlands wat hip xD
Translation:
omg dutch how funky* xD

* wat in wereldsnaam is hip in het engels xP?

[Ketchup]

Volgens mij ook gewoon hip, maar zeker weten doe ik het niet :P

[catiprojectc]

it's a nice idea.. trying to learn people dutch by the internet.. but I tried it with my internet sister.. and now she still only knows.. goedenmiddag (good afternoon) ..^^ lol it's still awsome I say do keep it up

[HinataStar]

Yeah i think so too :amuse

[Leanne]

Advertising for your own topic.. ;)



(*=In Dutch you can also say 'patat', in Flamish (which is practicly the same as Dutch, only spoken in Belgium and with a few other pronouncements) they say 'frieten'. And don't forget: Belgian fries pwn the Dutch ones XD)

Watch it, you! :P

[Lord_Deathscyth]

No, it's true :) Belgian fries are better!

[Sid]

It's common knowledge. Even most Dutch people acknowledge that Belgian fries are better

[DrTeeth]

No, it's true :) Belgian fries are better!

Hell yeah!

[Sangahyando]

It's common knowledge. Even most Dutch people acknowledge that Belgian fries are better

Waarom? Ik ben verward.

[Sangahyando]

Is dit een dood thread?

[Vampire-Akito]

Oh mieters! nederlandse lessen :P

Oh Goody! Dutch lessons ^^

[Shevek]

Looks quite easy to me. The grammar looks german; or are there any significant differences? Most words looks german, english or swedish, or a mix, so I probably understand 50 % already...

[Near]

lol someone translate this: Klootzak.

NEVER ever EVER say Dutch is similar to German, or you'll be hearing that word alot!

[Woefdram]

I don't think Dutch is hard to understand...but to learn it fluently is pretty difficult. I'm teaching Dutch for quite some time now and the difficult thing about Dutch is that it's very irregular. But i agree with most people here that for German or Scandinavian people it's easier...

[Vampire-Akito]

Klootzak is bastard i think :P

[Falco-san]

It's common knowledge. Even most Dutch people acknowledge that Belgian fries are better


Too bad Belgian mayonaise tastes like shit...

[Ketchup]

Kan iemand hier geen 'learn Frisian' thread maken? xD

Lijkt me sterk dat hier Friezen zijn, of dat iemand het wil leren, maar bijna niemand buiten gebieden waar men Fries spreekt kent het Fries.

[Sangahyando]

What do you say when you are ordering fries in the NL? Een patatje met...

Of niet?

[Ketchup]

If you say 'een patatje met' you'll get fries with mayonaise.

[Sangahyando]

If you say 'een patatje met' you'll get fries with mayonaise.

Ok, so what if you want something else other than mayonaise? Like mustard or ketchup for example?

[Ketchup]

'Een patatje met mosterd

or

'Een patatje met ketchup'

[Sayo]

Kan iemand hier geen 'learn Frisian' thread maken? xD

Lijkt me sterk dat hier Friezen zijn, of dat iemand het wil leren, maar bijna niemand buiten gebieden waar men Fries spreekt kent het Fries.

Ik ben de enige Friesin op dit Forum geloof ik ;( . . .

[Selena]

Whaa so many dutch people... I'm from Rotterdam woot ^^
I like english and japanese better than my own language though >_<

[Vegitto-kun]

9/10 zitten hier weer meer hollanders dan belgen >_>;

[DrTeeth]

9/10 zitten hier weer meer hollanders dan belgen >_>;

Gij hebt dat tenminste niet IRL voor (noord-limburg -_-')

[MasterFreinz]

All I really know about Dutch is that 'Naam' is 'Name'. =)

[Vegitto-kun]

'Een patatje met mosterd

or

'Een patatje met ketchup'

Hollanders en hun grappige woorden


een patatje lol zeg toch gewoon een pak friet

[DrTeeth]

Hollanders en hun grappige woorden


een patatje lol zeg toch gewoon een pak friet

Heh...ga eens in Valkenswaard of zo bij een slager om "honderd gram hesp" vragen? Dat verstaan die mensen dus niet! (honderd gram ham dus wel)

[Sangahyando]

'Een patatje met mosterd

or

'Een patatje met ketchup'

Te gemakkelijk!

[Leanne]

All I really know about Dutch is that 'Naam' is 'Name'. =)

That one is easy. :amuse
And computer = computer.
Only you prenounce it differend.

And patat ownz the Belgium name friet! :yell

[Dezu]

Ik ben de enige Friesin op dit Forum geloof ik ;( . . .

Denk 't ook ja. Ik ben een rasechte Brabants persoon. Hup Nederland, beste land van de hele wereld! Je mag hier vanalles.

[Quartz]

In what countries are Dutch spoken?

[Nero]

ten eerste ik ben zelf maar 50% nederlands ofzo mijn oma blijkt duits te zijn geweest al wist ik dit nooit want ze was al dood voor mijn geboorte en mijn Opa is Brits en ben zelf anti-nederlands maar wel Pro Canada!


Heh...ga eens in Valkenswaard of zo bij een slager om "honderd gram hesp" vragen? Dat verstaan die mensen dus niet! (honderd gram ham dus wel)


eigenlijks, noemen we dat een pond..

In what countries are Dutch spoken?

the netherlands of course, flemish part of belguim, Suriname approx 60% of the population it was property of the netherlands untill 1975, Aruba, Netherlands Antilles,in Parts of South Africa and Angola they speak africaans it has a dutch origin first introduced by the children of dutch farmers after the second boers war,Indonesia cause it was property of the netherlands before WW2,France because a long time ago parts of northern France belonged to the Netherlands,Germany mostly accros the Dutch/German border,Sri Lanka cause there where much Dutch colonists in the 19th century, French Guyana and the other one(not sure i mean the 2 country's next to suriname, not sure why the speal it around there, but it's not an official language over there) America cause New York was proppperty of Holland and America contains much Dutch Immigrants americans with Dutch Ancestors
and alot in, Australia,Canada,New Zealand,UK and Switzerland cause there live a lot dutch immigrants i think that was all :amuse P.S i know my english sucks but my dutch is even worse..............

[Quartz]

P.S i know my english sucks but my dutch is even worse..............


What is your mother tongue?

[Nero]

What is your mother tongue?

officially Dutch but at home we speak both languages through each other mostly English though...

[Sangahyando]

I've noticed there are a TON of Dutch immigrants in Canada. I know quite a few that go to college with me.

[Vesikauhu]

ten eerste ik ben zelf maar 50% nederlands ofzo mijn oma blijkt duits te zijn geweest al wist ik dit nooit want ze was al dood voor mijn geboorte en mijn Opa is Brits en ben zelf anti-nederlands maar wel Pro Canada!

Ik ben ook maar 50% nederlands. Sry gonna switch to english, i've forgotten my dutch almost completely :( My dad is dutch and my mom is finnish, and I live in Finland right now :)

[Ketchup]

Originally Posted by klahamarian
ten eerste ik ben zelf maar 50% nederlands ofzo mijn oma blijkt duits te zijn geweest al wist ik dit nooit want ze was al dood voor mijn geboorte en mijn Opa is Brits en ben zelf anti-nederlands maar wel Pro Canada!

En waarom ben je anti-Nederlands?

[Morati]

Ik ben de enige Friesin op dit Forum geloof ik ;( . . .

Jy Nederlands, had ik niet verwacht :P . En een Friesin nog wel:)
Veel mensen hier uit Nederland/Belgie, ook een paar waar ik dat totaal niet bij heb verwacht :amazed


Btw, Dutch grammar sucks if you havent grown up with it. it's full of inconsistencies and exceptions. You'd be better off learning Spanish or some other language :P

[Ketchup]

And some words change every 6 months. Pannekoek or Pannenkoek. Paardebloem or Paardenbloem, it's annoying.

Oh god, De Jeugd van Tegenwoordig heeft weer een nieuw liedje XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOqLHmJmbc4#

Dat refrein: Shenkie in de koelkast
Kenker je bent een fool gast
Oublié, quelque chose
Faffie, faffie, oeh ah

Echt, hoe kom je erop xD

[Nero]

Originally Posted by klahamarian
ten eerste ik ben zelf maar 50% nederlands ofzo mijn oma blijkt duits te zijn geweest al wist ik dit nooit want ze was al dood voor mijn geboorte en mijn Opa is Brits en ben zelf anti-nederlands maar wel Pro Canada!

En waarom ben je anti-Nederlands?

ik overdreef een beetje :P

[Hio]

cool.. ik wist niet dat er zoveel nederlanders naruto keken. XD

[Jayka]

Ik ben ook Nederlands :-) En ik studeer ook Nederlands :-p In een van de readers die ik moest lezen stond een klein tekstje met daarin Engelse woorden die uit het Nederlands kwamen. Daar stonden wel leuke tussen.
------------
I'm Dutch too :-) And I study Dutch :-p In one of the readers I had to read, there was a little text where English words were named who originated from Dutch. There were a few interesting among them.

------------
Slee --> Sleigh
Koolsla --> Coleslaw (:P )
Baas --> Boss
Koekje --> Cookie

And also nitwit ("from the colloquial Dutch 'Ik niet weet', meaning 'I don't know'"), How come? ("a literal translation of the Dutch hoe kom"), Santa Claus ("out of Sinterklaas, a familair form of St Nicholas") :amuse and Yankee ("probably from either Janke (?), a deminutive equivalent to the English Johnny, or Jan Kaas, 'John Cheese', intended originally as a mild insult").

[Nero]

cool.. ik wist niet dat er zoveel nederlanders naruto keken. XD

ik schat die getallen toch wel in de duizenden......

[Hio]

oke cool...

[Nero]

maar lol dit word meer een chillplek in het nederlands topic dan een topic waar je nederlands kan leren

[Kin]

Niet te veel spammen he mensen :P

Vorige keer was de Dutch Thread met 4000 posts gedelete en al die mensen waren hun posts kwijt XD

[Nero]

maar zij weten toch niet dat er word 'gespamt'?

[Kin]

Jawel.

(Namelijk een van die mods is Nederlands XD)

Ze vonden het nogal raar dat de Dutch thread meer dan 4000 posts hadden en de andere Language threads niet.

[Ketchup]

Jawel.

(Namelijk een van die mods is Nederlands XD)

Ze vonden het nogal raar dat de Dutch thread meer dan 4000 posts hadden en de andere Language threads niet.

Yup, en een of andere gast dacht dat ik het aan de mods vertelt had en heeft me 2 keer geneg-rept terwijl ik ook lekker zat mee te praten. Pffft.

[Nero]

welke mod is dan nederlands?

[Hio]

Opzich best wel jammer van die mod, t'is wel leuk hier.:P

[Jeroen]

Jazeker, maar wie wilt er nou Nederlands leren.

Who wants to learn Dutch?

[Lux]

Jazeker, maar wie wilt er nou Nederlands leren.

Who wants to learn Dutch?

Sommige mensen kunnen geïntresseerd zijn, je weet maar nooit.

Tussen al die Nederlanders hier, voel ik me nogal alleen als Belg :doh

[Sektor]

Nederlanders aan de top.. :D

[Nero]

2 much dutch people....

te veel nederlanders...

[Ketchup]

Volgens mij zijn hier toch aardig wat Belgen. Aanstaande donderdag begint m'n zomervakantie al (na de eindexamens) Nog maar 3 examens te gaan (tot nu toe allemaal voldoende) en ik ben klaar, eindelijk! :nuts

[Nero]

en geslaagd? btw, does anybody knows who are all dutch here?

[NaaN-kun]

I am ^_^ And I'd like to help learning the English guys Dutch.

[Ketchup]

I'm all Dutch too :P And yeah, I passed, but the school calls everybody June 14th to say if they passed or if they didn't. So I can't say for sure just yet.

[Lux]

I had my first exam today. It was a total catastrophe. But who cares, it was religion >.>

And klahamarian, I'm Belgian.

[Nero]

k, :P :P ;P

[Jeroen]

oeh hoop voor je dat je geslaagd ben:P en ik ben ook NL btw:yell

[Ketchup]

Net het telefoontje gehad en ben GESLAAGD! :nuts En m'n mentrix zei ook nog eens dat ik met een hele mooie lijst geslaagd ben, dus dat voelt al helemaal lekker. Om half 4 de cijferlijsten ophalen en met de andere geslaagden vreugdendansen doen :wink

[Jeroen]

Netjes gefeliciteerd:P:yell

[Ketchup]

Dankjewel. Mijn uiteindelijke gemiddelden zijn:

Ned: 8
Engels: 8
ANW: 9
Maatschappij. 1: 9
Letterkunde: 8
Geschiedenis: 9
Aardrijkskunde: 8
Wis a1,2: 7
Eco 1,2: 7
Frans 1,2: 7

Zat eerst op het VMBO, daar examen gedaan, geslaagd, doorgestroomd naar de HAVO en weer geslaagd :wink Zou nog VWO kunnen doen, maar weer twee jaar op de middelbare school red ik echt niet meer >.>

[Kaaspeer]

Letterkunde, daar heb ik echt nog nooit van gehoord.

Naja ik zit dan wel niet in een examenjaar maar van mij mogen zoveel mogelijk mensen bij mij in de buurt slagen, des te meer bier om mn buikje mee te vullen, of baco's, of jagermeister, of jack... naja jeweet toch, vriend.

[Lux]

M'n examens zijn voorbij en ik ben ook geslaagd ^^

Ben wel geen bier gaan drinken... k' Heb het gewoon op een colaatje gehouden.

[Yakuza]

Im off to Amsterdam in 2 weeks!! :yell

Lots of Cannabis and Red Light District for me!!! :yell

[wiplok]

Im off to Amsterdam in 2 weeks!! :yell

Lots of Cannabis and Red Light District for me!!! :yell

lol, im gonna tell your girlfriend :vegetant

[Yakuza]

She is finacing the orgy :noworry

[Kin]

Als jullie allemaal nederlands zijn waarom praten jullie dan in 't engels hier. XD

Letterkunde, daar heb ik echt nog nooit van gehoord.
Informatica?

Eco 1,2: 7
Dat cijfer wil ik ook wel, ik sta een 5,4 :S

[Lux]

Als jullie allemaal nederlands zijn waarom praten jullie dan in 't engels hier. XD


Da's wel waar. Dit is de enige plaats op dit forum waar we Nederlands kunnen praten, laten we het dan ook doen.

[Therahedwig]

Letterkunde, daar heb ik echt nog nooit van gehoord.


Letterkunde is dat hele gezeik met die boeken voor nederlands... ja het is een appart vak...(Ik hou van het lezen van boeken, maar ik heb een hekel aan dat vak...)

Trouwens, je kunt ook nederlands praten in de Dutch fc, toch?

[Lux]

Ik wist nog niet eens dat er een Dutch FC was... 'k Heb tot nu toe niet erg veel tijd doorgebracht in the FC section. Wel interessant, ik ga zeker eens kijken ^^

[Maramusa]

:woo zwieren zwaaien rondjes draaien :woo

[Lux]

Maramusa, ik wist niet dat jij ook Nederlands spreekt. Woon je in België of Nederland?

[Nejirory]

Does anybody have any good and detailed Dutch grammar?

[Ketchup]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_language

Pretty detailed if you ask me :P

[Nejirory]

I've used that one before, but I don't see it as a very good site to try learning the language. I, myself, don't have much issues with that but I'm just curious. I know the Dutch grammar pretty well, but yet it's a language that takes practice and alot of usage to get a hold on.

[Hio]

Are everybody in Netherland have drugs and beer and cheese?

[victormor]

kanker hond = cancer dog

[Hio]

^Victormor=Hoer:P

[Ketchup]

Are everybody in Netherland have drugs and beer and cheese?

Drugs..no. Beer and cheese? Pretty much. And the amount of rain that has come down lately is amazing. Just put on my sweater, it was cold :'(

[infinite]

Are everybody in Netherland have drugs and beer and cheese?

I eat cheese :laugh
so I guess that at least one of thr three is allways correct for someone in the Netherlands. Or drop (the black candy)

[Kin]

Da's wel waar. Dit is de enige plaats op dit forum waar we Nederlands kunnen praten, laten we het dan ook doen.

Ik praat soms nederlands in de Akatsuki FC met een paar andere gasten :rotfl

Gewoon doen. XD

[Nejirory]

Waar in Nederland (of Belgie) woon jullie allemaal?

[Nero]

groningen woont mijn moeder...mijn pa in canada...

[Akahime]

Waar in Nederland (of Belgie) woon jullie allemaal?


Heemstede...dicht bij haarlem :P

[Hio]

Dutch soccer http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=237673

[Ketchup]

Delft. In de Randstad, maar gelukkig is het hier nog groen.

[Nejirory]

Hmm ok :P Ik woon in Limburg. Maarja, heb in Nederland minder dan een jaar gewoond, dus mijn Nederlands is nog lang niet perfect. Daarom vind ik deze ontwerp cool, dan kan ik ook in de somervakantie oefenen.

[Nero]

Hmm ok :P Ik woon in Limburg. Maarja, heb in Nederland minder dan een jaar gewoond, dus mijn Nederlands is nog lang niet perfect. Daarom vind ik deze ontwerp cool, dan kan ik ook in de somervakantie oefenen.

waar kom je vandaan dan?

[Nejirory]

Noorwegen ^.^

[Nero]

Noorwegen ^.^

en vind je ut een beetje leuk hier? BTW; ik ga vanaf volgend jaar de Scandinavische talen studeren

[Jeroen]

cool, best veel nederlanders/belgen hier, ik woon in Arhnem:P

[Nero]

cool, best veel nederlanders/belgen hier, ik woon in Arhnem:P

verbaast mij eigenlijks ook wel :amazed

[Xiao Luk]

Ik woon in Breda ;) idd veel nlers niet verwacht :P

[Hio]

Ben een kwart NLs,, mijn opa is NL, woon in Utrecht:yell

[Hio]

Ben een kwart NLs,, mijn opa is NL, woon in Utrecht:yell

[Nero]

ik ben zelf ook kwart nederlands maar kennelijk zijn er nog wel een boel mensen die ook een beejte nederlands zijn achja blame de gouden eeuw! :P

[Jayka]

Ben een kwart NLs,, mijn opa is NL, woon in Utrecht:yell

Ik studeer in Utrecht :amazed Maar ik woon in Harderwijk (bekend van Dolfinarium)

[Nero]

flipper!!!!!

[seanspotatobusiness]

Ik spreek een kleine beetje Nederlands. Ik woon in Den Haag, nu maar meine baan in Leiden is afgemaakt. Straaks ik naar Maastricht verhuis om een neuiwe baan te vind en ook om mijn studie te beginnen. Ik vind grammatica vervelend, dus de slecht qualitiet van mijn Nederlands. Ik wil alle verbeterings graag. Naruto is een stom magnetrondoos.

I speak a little Dutch. I live in The Hague but now my job in Leiden is finished. Soon I move to Maastricht to find a new job and begin my study. I find grammar boring, hence the poor quality of my Dutch. I gladly accept all corrections. Naruto is a stupid microwaveable container.

[Nero]

hmm,it's like you used a translationbot i would pronounce it like this:

Ik spreek een klein beetje Nederlands. Ik woon nu nog in Den Haag, maar mijn baan in Leiden is afgelopeb. Straks verhuis ik naar Maastricht om een nieuwe baan te vind en ook om aan mijn studie te beginnen. Ik vind grammatica moilijk/vervelend/saai, dus de qualiteit van mijn nederlands is slech. i zou het waarderen als je mij zou helpen met het verbeteren van mijn Nederlands. Naruto is een stomme magnetrondoos (do you mean like the boxes that contain microwavable food?) btw where are you from?

[seanspotatobusiness]

Thanks for the corrections, elite teacher of the Deathgods realm!

Well I went to Xenos to buy some food containers and they had something that they called a 'magnetrondoos', which I figured was a container that was safe (i.e. wouldn't melt) to put in the microwave). It's meant to be a joke because I think the idea of being really offended over being called a stupid container, (i.e. stomme doos) kinda funny. (For anyone not familiar, 'stomme doos' is meant to be the equivalent of called someone a stupid b*#@*ch)

Ik kom uit Engeland. Ik ben een rare snuiter. Mijn land is groter dan je land.

I come from England. I am a weirdo(?). My country is bigger than your country. ;)

I'm actually from Ellesmere Port, near Liverpool and Manchester. (Eigenlijk, kom ik uit Ellesmere Port, dichtbij Liverpool en Mancheser).

[Sketchy]

Juist....... nu we toch bezig zijn, wil ik ook Nederlands leren........:noworry

[Hio]

Maar Sketchy,, kan jij dn geen NLs?

[Sketchy]

Maar Sketchy,, kan jij dn geen NLs?

Een beetje :wtf, maar er is altijd ruimte voor verbetering toch :noworry!!

[Nero]

Thanks for the corrections, elite teacher of the Deathgods realm!

Well I went to Xenos to buy some food containers and they had something that they called a 'magnetrondoos', which I figured was a container that was safe (i.e. wouldn't melt) to put in the microwave). It's meant to be a joke because I think the idea of being really offended over being called a stupid container, (i.e. stomme doos) kinda funny. (For anyone not familiar, 'stomme doos' is meant to be the equivalent of called someone a stupid b*#@*ch)

Ik kom uit Engeland. Ik ben een rare snuiter. Mijn land is groter dan je land.

I come from England. I am a weirdo(?). My country is bigger than your country. ;)

I'm actually from Ellesmere Port, near Liverpool and Manchester. (Eigenlijk, kom ik uit Ellesmere Port, dichtbij Liverpool en Mancheser).

meh almost, 1 mistake: Mijn land is groter dan jouw land, but things as je and Jou are hard to learn because it variates from situation to situation and it will come with the experience you will get once you speak the language a bit longer..

btw, your country isn't bigger then mine, I'm most Canadian and feel more Canadian then Dutch...

btw; Sketchy you already know a bit Dutch where are you from?

[Hio]

[quote]1 mistake: Mijn land is groter dan jou land[/guote]

het is jouw land btw:P

[Nero]

wat zou ik ook zonder je moeten Hio :P achja vakantie he?

btw,username considering your Brittish...are dutch people really taller then English people?

[Sketchy]

KB ik ben gewoon een Nederlander.........:noworry......Aber ich binn geboren und getzogen in Deutschland.

[Nero]

KB ik ben gewoon een Nederlander.........:noworry......Aber ich binn geboren und getzogen in Deutschland.

achja wienerschnitzels, en halve liter bier glazen dat moet het perfecte leven zijn :P...ook al is het wel kut dat bijna geen enkele game daar nog verkocht mag worden..

[Hio]

Aber wohnst du auch in Deutschland?:P Maar alles echt alles in Duitsland is gesubbed he:P

[Nero]

je bedoelt nagesynchroniseerd(weet niet de correcte spelling van dit uber vreemde woord) cker?

[Hio]

Yep dt bedoel ik:nod

[Sketchy]

Jah alles is Dubbed...... maar wat ik eigenlijk bedoelde dat ik tot mijn 12e jaar in Duitsland gewoond heb......maar nu gewoon weer in Nederland woon :).

[Nero]

en hoe oud ben je nu?

[seanspotatobusiness]

I don't know if Dutch people are generally taller than English. It's possible but not something I noticed. It must be a small amount.

[Nero]

well i guess it is a 'broodje aap verhaal' then :P

[seanspotatobusiness]

A bready monkey story... yeah, that describes it perfectly... :S

[Nero]

never knew english had a similar quote for it...

[Kin]

SKETCHYYY:omg Lange tijd geleden! (was het tegen jou dat ik aan het praten was op msn met die micro? XD)

[Kin]

I don't know if Dutch people are generally taller than English. It's possible but not something I noticed. It must be a small amount.

Dutch people are.

I've read somewhere that dutch people are one of the tallest people on eart.


*isn't talking with her 172cm* .____.

[Kin]

SKETCHYYY:omg Lange tijd geleden! (was het tegen jou dat ik aan het praten was op msn terwijl ik met je broer aan het chatten was? XD)