Old Farts FC

[LightningElemental]

Because Kineas said: "That's what I get when I visit a forum that's mainly populated by teenagers and young adults with teenage minds, I guess. smile-big"

And I said: "We should start an "Old Farts" FC for us ancients in our 20's... heehee."

So I did. XD

Amendment: "20's" has now become "20's and 30's and 40's and aw hell you get it"! Hooray for the "Senior" Members! :nuts

Yes yes, funny ha ha. Onward!

Requirements:

20 or older (mentally or physically, whichever you prefer)
Language skills surpassing the 3rd grade level
Some semblance of manners


First Annual Old Fart Awards Results (http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=7173288&postcount=16903)
Thanks, Bubbs! <3

Old Farts FC Member Cards! (http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=19050515&postcount=27400)
Thanks, Twizzle! <3

Ye Olde Farts Epic Battle of Wits & Words 2006 (http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?p=4328877#post4328877)
Be sure to read the whole thing, it lasts a few pages.

Owner: LightningElemental (that's me, yo!)
Co-owner: semperfi
Chief Inventor/Third-in-Command: Twizted3584
The Inspiration: Kineas
First Member and Grand High Candystriper: kfkitteh
Junior Candystriper: pinkmint/Lazarus (now officially an Old Fart, too!)
Official Fossil: Sayoko

"Senior" Members
jodecideion
Raiza
aka_xena
brierydog
stab-o-tron5000
Ninja-G33k
JediJaina
cathydecker
Anaiya
Avrahama
Deeper Thought
oka
BelleDragon / Elle
Sergeant Keroro
Armaroller
Nekko-Sama
Quirkygrl

Members
Niabingi
minou
skmt999
jkingler
Donkey Show
Come_Come_Violence
Nan Desu Ka
Fitey777
uncle jafuncle
gitwer
the colin
HAUNTER
PinkyMcCoversong
TKE229
Last of the Uchihas
Aternox
lekki
Sabaku no Ira
DragonHeart52
Kira Yamato
loismustdie2323
mgrace
dbcomix
The Badguy from Tron
Seibikou
Less
Toby_Christ
Noex
Norb
Gold Knight
Gooba
chamchamtrigger
Shadow of the lotus
faux_fox
Blazebrood
Jones
nah-nah
xeno
Omolara
The Elephant King
crazymoronx
poopyfish
Syrah
Chauron
kire
Setoshi
Nybarius
bubblishous / Bubbles
kori-kun
Semptimilius / Dionysus
Byaku_Hime
Sarada
Teszandrus
Torino Hoshi
Jiraya_Ero_Senjin
vanh
Hinano
stab-o-tron5000
Raptor
snoph
spirit3d
Hadou Kaen
cbot
tank2046
DeathsLittleDoll
Moritsune / ∫sin²(θ)dθ
Rammer
ShiNoKami
Sandai Kitetsu
RagingNinja
nwoppertje
Android Kaeli
traci-13
Corlock
Luna_Laverne
Total Biscuit
JudgeITO
Sub-Commander Kusovai
matricha
tobiume
Olaf
Cynycyl / Naruko
Vaizard Hirako
the hero complex / Daughterboy
wickeddevil
Voynich
mellow kirby
animechick262003
xRUStillDown
Cyhiraeth
Piccasshole
Mortalis / Thanatos
Lord Yu / Luneas
Khan
killinspree42099
shrym
Kyasurin Yakuto
CosmicDebris
diglossiablues
krickitat
Kitsune
Lady Elysium
Telos
Jeromes2k
Zerstören
- L -
Wilham & Cheese
Erimia / Noise / Lazuri / Nico Robin
Dr. Boskov Krevorkian
HOOfan_1
Omega id
Sigyn
Venus_Uchiha
.: )REIRA( :.
Kilala
TheRealMcCoy
matsuo
Ranger Samson
Nuriel
pervy_hermit / Immortal Flame
Venomous_Fang
~Zaxxon~
Halo
Yakushi Kabuto
Urizen5
Kakashlee
Lethe
MasamiAkane
YyasuM
Ecclaed
beezley1981
KevynAndMia
Id
brokenpoem
Curry
Lemonade
Roberts-The-Vile
Kyuubi Whisker
tristan99
brighadyl
hannah.flower.tokyo
Lord Yu
SaikoFujin
dragongrrl
Toyblade / Bulletwolf
HirokuAkasuna
Kyuubi no Youko
Mean Kitty
Combinatorix
Rion Ryuzaki
wsc
OniTasku
Doc Watson
The Major
Funlover378
dixie
Grimmjow Jeagerjaques
Shinobikitty
kickero / The Space Cowboy
DrunkenYoshimaster
Even
Minzara
ninjaneko
Daedus_Deminine
Axl Low
R00t_Decision
agi / Juli
kingbayo
kerr10
Bushin
AnimeMistress
CyberSwarmKing
Sketchy
horsdhaleine
Nuitari
Eru Lawliet
Irvine Kinneas / Darth Caedus / Tendou Souji
Jin-E
.44
Yashamaru
vluke
Ovan
Proxy
CatHatGrrl
Zenko
bluucrayonz
Nevyn
Shawny
keiiya
Jagon Fox
paperlilies
Law
Writers Block
adamdog4
Kawaii Naruto-kun
mister. pek
Chibi Vampire Fan
Juztin
Wolfarus
Weasel
FoxxyKat
Mider T
MazzelBrazzel
Cardboard Tube Knight
Whispering Eye
Kool ka lang
KilnMeisterMike
サソリ / Sunabozu
Tiller
olehoncho
Darth Bane
Sister Eda
-= Ziggy Stardust =-
Shinigami-Isshin
Panic
Drunkenwhale
Allienne
The Mexican
Aqua Timez
Spike Spiegel
Nandireya
abcd
kazeiskaze
Nekooujo
Resonate
Tex
deidaraXtayuya
Tkae
CaptainMorgan
edmolicious

Official banner

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/LightningElemental/OldFartsFC.gif (banner by me)

Banners of awesome kewlness
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k218/Anianna/Miscellaneous/OFSignTr.gif (by Anaiya)

Disciplinary Committee:

For anyone under 20 that spams this FC or continues to pester about joining after being told they cannot, BE WARNED. This club has a committee assigned to neg rep you. Be sure to check out the rep power that each member possesses. It will hurt if you spam us.

1) LightningElemental
2) Twizted
3) semperfi
4) Bubbles
5) jkingler
6) Moritsune
7) Raptor (Robin)

This is only for extreme cases and we don't plan to abuse it. It's 95% for deterrence.

And announcing our first (and most likely only) affiliate:
The Pro Team NF Anti Disease FC (http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=282390)

[kfkitteh]

lol lets see how this goes ne? i'll be the first mentally old fart ^^ if you'll have me^

[LightningElemental]

We'd love to have you! Welcome to the club! :D

[Kepa]

damn..I'll turn 20 soon.. :(

[LightningElemental]

Don't feel bad - you'll always have a home here with the rest of us Old Farts!

That is, if you want to.

[Kepa]

Don't feel bad - you'll always have a home here with the rest of us Old Farts!

That is, if you want to.loneliness VS old farts

oh well... I still have some time to act immature then :P

Kepa -soon to be - old fart

[LightningElemental]

Shall I add you to the esteemed list, or would you rather go incognito until B-day?

Bad pun, yes, I'm sorry. :P

[Kepa]

secret member will do.. I don't want people to find it I already gave up on life :(

[LightningElemental]

Lol, we'll be here when you're ready. :amuse

[Niabingi]

May i please join im well on my way to my 21st and have been feeling the pangs of old age. These young ones running around the forums have no semblance of respect for their elders and a shocking amount of energy plus lack of decorum!

[LightningElemental]

Welcome, Niabingi! Pull up a rocking chair! XD

[Niabingi]

Welcome, Niabingi! Pull up a rocking chair! XD

Okay one sec
*runs off to find slippers and dressing gown*

[Kepa]

Lol, we'll be here when you're ready. :amusewell it's not like you have the strenght to go anywhere :P

[LightningElemental]

LOL!

I'll be here with my walker, mincing about. Heehee.

[Niabingi]

well it's not like you have the strenght to go anywhere :P

Hey you would be surprised! after a quick blood transfusion and a hip replacement we will be ready to go!!
You whippersnapper you

[kfkitteh]

ooo yey first member ooo ooo...

look how old i act yeah ^^ i just realised that i will be intiated into the world of physical oldness during my exchange year in japan. i turn 21 then, i'm still wondering whether this is a good thing or a bad thing. hmmm.

can i be a helper? (i also just realised what a strange word HELP actually is. rolls weirdly off the tongue.

[LightningElemental]

We keep a good supply of blood and various metal joints in the back room, just in case.

[Kepa]

can i be a helper?nah, they'd rather spend their time with the nurses ;)

PS: don't you all die in your death... or I'll go off selling your organs :P

[LightningElemental]

can i be a helper? (i also just realised what a strange word HELP actually is. rolls weirdly off the tongue.
Sure! Hm... How about we dub you the Old Farts "Candystriper"? I think that's what they call people who help out at hospitals/nursing homes/etc.?

Open to suggestions! :P

nah, they'd rather spend their time with the nurses ;)

PS: don't you all die in your death... or I'll go off selling your organs :P
LOL!

[Kepa]

Sure! Hm... How about we dub you the Old Farts "Candystriper"? I think that's what they call people who help out at hospitals/nursing homes/etc.?how about a Candystripper http://users.pandora.be/KepaJ/gif/unsure.gif

[Niabingi]

A candystripper? being from the Uk I'm unfamiliar with this term apart from seeing it being used in various american shows and films i've seen.
Still it'll be cool to have a helper for sure my bunions arent gonna massage themselves

[LightningElemental]

Still it'll be cool to have a helper for sure my bunions arent gonna massage themselves
ZOMG - I almost fell off of my chair after reading that! Good thing I wasn't on a chair, after all... I'm sitting on my bed. Lazy old fart that I am.

I thought a candystriper (notice the lack of the second "p", we shan't go into what the other might infer :rofl) was someone who helped out old people. I've been wrong before, and heaven knows I've been getting more and more senile in my old age... :darn

W00t, second page already!

[Niabingi]

^lol yeah must kep out the second p!! Sorry I made you stretch your tired joints I think we should wait until some body who is more aware of these areas of American culture posts...

[minou]

can i join this since i pretty much qualify lol..

[skmt999]

Aaaaa! Old Farts!!1

.... oh, wait.

You know there's a problem when 'don't trust anyone over 20' means you can't trust yourself anymore. ;-)

[LightningElemental]

Welcome, minou and skmt999!

Wheelchairs and walkers are free, and there's nice hot toddies on the table over there. *points*

[Niabingi]

Welcome new members to the official Naruto forums retirement village!!
How is everyone doing this fine morning

[kfkitteh]

Sure! Hm... How about we dub you the Old Farts "Candystriper"? I think that's what they call people who help out at hospitals/nursing homes/etc.?

Open to suggestions! :P


LOL!

hahah i like it^^ candystriper kfk calling for duty^^ lol that sounds so wrong^^ oh well.

lol kepa i expected someone to come up with candystripper... :p

[LightningElemental]

Candystriper/Helper it is. :D

[Niabingi]

evening all how is everyone keeping?
hey we have an official helper candystriper type person huzzah! ( for some reason i always type two p's it just seems to be the right way to spell it even though I know im wrong).

[LightningElemental]

Oh, my aching back!

Just kidding. XD I'm doing well, hope all of you are too.

Lol about the "candystripper" thing still.

[Niabingi]

Im Just Tired Sooo Tired To Tired To Turn Off The Caps Locks Which I Turned On By Mistake

[LightningElemental]

O_o

Never seen a caps lock only capitalize the first letter of each word before.

Yours is *special*! :P

[Niabingi]

yeah thats freaky i swear on my laugh hand on my heart my caps lock was on!!
im gonna try again now and see what happens

TESTING TESTING ONE TWO THREE

[LightningElemental]

Heehee, looks like it's working properly now. :D

[Niabingi]

yeah but thats even worse!! now im gonna be plagued with curiosity!

[LightningElemental]

I've figured it out. (I'm such a genius... lol)

Your caps lock has selective hearing. It only listens when it wants to.

[minou]

i cant remember if im in this memery not as good....just playin..wats the topic atm im too troublesome to read it..

[LightningElemental]

Niabingi's caps lock key is having an identity crisis.

[Niabingi]

yeah my caps lock is either
a)being rebellious
b)possesed by some kind of spirit (being from african descent i have a high level of belief and higher levels of fear in relation to spiritism and such things)
or
c)my pc is rubbish

im drifting towards b myself

[LightningElemental]

So, how are my fellow Old Farts? Any new aches and pains since last we spoke? XD

And Niabingi, how is your caps lock? Finicky as ever?

[Niabingi]

my caps lock is well rested and back to its old self thanks for asking!!
I have just returned from the doctor due to many mysterious ailments im gonna head off to the chemist in a minute to pick up my prescription

[Kepa]

damn, you guys are still alive?

[Niabingi]

^ were not going anywhere just yet kepa....

[Kepa]

^ were not going anywhere just yet kepa....
*pushes wheelchair*
bye bye then ;)
*evil grin*

[LightningElemental]

:rofl

I needed that laugh. You guys rule!

Kepa - looks like you might want to change your signature's URL tags to be IMG tags, the banners aren't showing up!

[Kepa]

Kepa - looks like you might want to change your signature's URL tags to be IMG tags, the banners aren't showing up!I disabled IMG tags in my options... so that's your problem not mine :P
why? I'm only allowed to down 10gig per month, and all those img tags increase my download amount by 200mb per day >_<
I don't even want to see the images

[LightningElemental]

Ooookie, I see 'em now. Heehee.

[kfkitteh]

So, how are my fellow Old Farts? Any new aches and pains since last we spoke? XD


yeah^^ my immune system failed me this weekend. loss of appetite and constant fatigue. what do i blame it on? over working and boredom. joy^^ i'm going home the day afetr tomorrow^^

[Kepa]

^^ i'm going home the day afetr tomorrow^^funeral?........

[kfkitteh]

funeral?........

kweh?
mine, who's wha? no finish uni so go hooome^^

[LightningElemental]

:rofl

Kepa's just trying to knock us all off... XD

[jkingler]

I am 21, so I am old enough.

Also, I believe I qualify mentally, but I will let you guys eb the judge of that :P

[LightningElemental]

Welcome to the unofficial NF retirement home, jkingler!

[jkingler]

Yay! I am accepted into the old fold :)

So...do you guys like strawberries? They don't resist too much--good for dentures :thumbs

[Gooba]

I am so in on this in 4 months.

[kfkitteh]

awww kepa now now, don't be mean ...i'll cry in my senality.

I am so in on this in 4 months.

are you mentally old? then you can join now!!!

entre cil vous plait^^

[LightningElemental]

Yay! I am accepted into the old fold :)

So...do you guys like strawberries? They don't resist too much--good for dentures :thumbs
Strawberries are teh nummy. :hungry

I am so in on this in 4 months.
You're more than welcome to join now. XD

[skmt999]

Yeah, Gooba - it's how old you feel that counts! With the huge amount of people wandering around who are physically and mentally pre-pubescent around here... I know I feel ancient. Sometimes.

Speaking of which, I'm determinedly NOT celebrating anything right now. It's nice to look younger than I am. No one suspects the truth. Each minute is one minute closer to thirty. The next three years are one big countdown.

[LightningElemental]

Heehee. My husband just turned 30 at the end of February. He made the biggest deal about it.

I love all of your "giffies", btw!

[skmt999]

Theenk you! I like making them. It's really fun when it isn't frustrating. :laugh

I don't think birthdays are much worth making a fuss over. I'm afraid of what my mother has planned. I know it's going to be embarrassing. I just want a gift card to a bookstore and have done with it. But nooo. We'll end up going to a restaruant where she can make people sing at me while I have a silly hat placed on my head. Sheesh.

Anyway.

[LightningElemental]

Heehee. Thank heavens my parents don't do that to us anymore. I think the death threats were effective. XD

J/k!

And while we're not on the topic anymore, can I beg and plead for an Iruka giffie? *grovels*

Edit: or Yondaime... I'd be ecstatic about either. :D

[semperfi]

:amazed :amazed :amazed

[LightningElemental]

Don't let our old age scare you off!

Oh, wait, you're 21...

Welcome home! (if you want in... XD)

[semperfi]

Don't let our old age scare you off!

Oh, wait, you're 21...

Welcome home! (if you want in... XD)
hahaha....
thank you!
nice to meet ya :P

[LightningElemental]

And you as well!

[semperfi]

thanks LE...
i'm off now, i'm at work....:bored
adios, talk to ya later

[LightningElemental]

Have a good day/night!

[jkingler]

^^Semperfi, eh? You in the military? Welcome to Geriatric Park!
http://www.backyardproductions.co.uk/movies/gp/gp.htm

[semperfi]

^^Semperfi, eh? You in the military? Welcome to Geriatric Park!
http://www.backyardproductions.co.uk/movies/gp/gp.htm
the marines.....not at the ship...true soldiers :thumbs

[Donkey Show]

LOL, well I guess I do belong here. Me and my aching bones are killing my love life. >.< LOL!

*reaches for viagra* O_O

[LightningElemental]

http://www.backyardproductions.co.uk/movies/gp/gp.htm
ZOMG, rep for you. That's *great*! I'm fwding it to my parents - they're Jurassic Park freaks like me. :cool

LOL, well I guess I do belong here. Me and my aching bones are killing my love life. >.< LOL!

*reaches for viagra* O_O
:rofl

Welcome to the club!

[semperfi]

LOL, well I guess I do belong here. Me and my aching bones are killing my love life. >.< LOL!

*reaches for viagra* O_O
whahaah...
i think i stay a bit longer :P

[jkingler]

DS is also in the military, FYI. Is viagra a military thing, to get you nuts for battle? :laugh j/k

[semperfi]

DS is also in the military, FYI. Is viagra a military thing, to get you nuts for battle? :laugh j/k
whahaha....
i don't need viagra :P
'sweet and tender' :P

ow and peepz, it's good to be a member :cool
(but where are the ladies??)

[LightningElemental]

I'm a lady! But I'm already spoken for. XD

I like your avatar, semperfi! Dragons are cool. I even have a baby dragon tattooed on my left ankle.

[Niabingi]

im a female too!! by the by

DS I suggest Shilling oil for those aching bones its stinks but it works miracles im telling you! you'll feel like new in no time your love life will rise from the ashes as the proverbial phoenix

[semperfi]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm in heaven :P
2 sweet girls.....
:P
nice to meet ya ladies

[skmt999]

There are women all over the place, you just have to ignore the walkers. ;-)


All right.... back off subject for a moment. Which is better: Iruka1 or Iruka2?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y74/skmt999/Iruka1.gif. . . . .http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y74/skmt999/Iruka2.gif

[LightningElemental]

*squees for a while*

:glomp I adore them! What's the difference between them?

Edit: I'm an idiot, I see the difference. I think I like 1 best.

*squees again*

Please oh please oh please can I put him in my sig? :love

[jkingler]

I agreed with LE in the Random thread. # 1 = teh b35t0rz :P

Pointless observation: I am so in love with my avy and sig XD. Mecha and Clock = my #1 boy toys...also Moe, scen, DS...maybe I should stop before you guys see how big a NF slut I am ;-).

[skmt999]

*squees for a while*
Please oh please oh please can I put him in my sig? :love
lol - I'm glad you like! Since there's already a cute Yondie in the DoubleBlade section, I figured I'd go with Iruka.

Use him wherever you want, that's what he's for! ;-)
The first time I found one of my requested giffies in the requestor's sig, it made me smile. The second time, I laughed. You're the first to ask permission.
Hell, I might not have made him if you hadn't asked. Have fun! :laugh

[LightningElemental]

Use him wherever you want, that's what he's for! ;-)
The first time I found one of my requested giffies in the requestor's sig, it made me smile. The second time, I laughed. You're the first to ask permission.
Hell, I might not have made him if you hadn't asked. Have fun! :laugh
Thankeeeee! I'm sorry the others didn't ask permission, but happy to be the first! Shall I direct link or put it on my server?

Iruka-giffie's so kewt! :love

[skmt999]

Ah, I don't mind. When somebody asks me for a specific character, and I make it.... in effect I made it for them, so I'm pleased when they use it. Especially in such an obvious place as their siggy! I was just surprised you asked. ;-)

Um, I guess it would be better if you can put it on your server. I never know when I'm going to hit my limit on photobucket.

I almost made an animated version where he smiled all chibi with ^^ eyes, but it didn't turn out great. I might work on it again later, and I might not. I have a lot on my to-do list. ;-)

A lot of old women crochet. I can't keep my mind on the yarn. Not to mention, when the cat sits on the afghan as I work on it, when I get to the end of the row... I can't turn it over to get to the next row without disturbing the sleeping silly. :D

[LightningElemental]

Okies, I'll put it up on one of my servers.

I look forward to the once and future (maybe?) animated Iruka-giffie. XD

Lol re: the crocheting! My cat doesn't let me do anything on the computer when I'm in his presence... he sits on my arms. :amuse

[skmt999]

I've had my cat try to sit on my mouse hand before. I've let her know in no uncertain terms that that won't do. I find her curled up inside my keyboard shelf when I'm not looking. I find out because the keyboard is slowly being pushed off the shelf. o.O

[LightningElemental]

:rofl

Sounds like our cats are in cahoots.

[skmt999]

Ah, all cats are part of a worldwide organization. It started out as the Cats Against Literacy Guild, but with the invention of the computer, they've had to merge a few other Cat Guilds together into the Cats Against Anything Humans do Except Pay Attention to Us Guild. ;-)

My cats have always been card carrying members. Sit on my books, even when I'm trying to read them. Hop into the computer chair the split second I vacate it - even if I'm getting partially out to reach for something. They always give me that half innocent 'what?' look, too. XD

It's good for Creeepled Old Farts to own pets, they lower blood pressure, n'stuffies. ;-)
(Except I've always been of the opinion that most pets end up raising blood pressure just as much as they can lower it. AAAAAaaa! Look what you DID!)

[LightningElemental]

Hop into the computer chair the split second I vacate it - even if I'm getting partially out to reach for something. They always give me that half innocent 'what?' look, too. XD
ROFL! My hubby's cat does the exact same thing! And then he won't move. I have to forcefully remove him from my chair. He then moves a few feet away and stares. For a long time. :confused

Have you read any of Lilian Jackson Braun's "The Cat Who..." books? Brilliant.

[skmt999]

But of course! My mother would disinherit me if I hadn't. :laugh

Between the two of them, Koko and YumYum embody catkind everywhere. XD

[LightningElemental]

Indeed they do. If I ever get Siamese cats again (had two half-Siamese when I was little, mine was named Skittles and my brother's was Snickers), I'm naming them Koko and YumYum.

Lol, if you think about how many fans of the book are out there, there's probably hundreds of Kokos and YumYums already! Generations of them! :blink

[skmt999]

Yeek. Probably. I love Siamese. My black and white cat is one quarter, but she doesn't know the difference. Insists she's a full blood. I like it when she chatters at the birds outsdie. ;-)

[LightningElemental]

Heehee. My cats are American short hair, one orange tabby (Meeko, aka: Sneaks-onto-computer-chair-the-millisecond-it-is-vacated) and one cream tabby (Simba, aka: Sits-on-mom's-arms-while-she's-typing).

It's so funny when they chatter. We have a cat tree right by the window and there's a tree right outside. Drives them batty. :nuts

It's funny, we buy them lots of cat toys, but they're happiest playing with empty toilet paper rolls and plastic spoons. Simba even sneaks into the bathroom just to play with the rolls. :blink

[Niabingi]

on my mums side of the family practically everybody hates cats its just me my bro and my younger cousin who dont mind but as for the rest who number around 30 individuals they hate cats! They have all let me knoe if I get any then they will never come and visit my house

[semperfi]

on my mums side of the family practically everybody hates cats its just me my bro and my younger cousin who dont mind but as for the rest who number around 30 individuals they hate cats! They have all let me knoe if I get any then they will never come and visit my house
mmm we've got 13 cats and 2 dogs :P

[kfkitteh]

uwaa i love cats but my mum hates them, so naturally we can't have them. there used to be the most gorgeous cat where i lived last, we practically owned it... but we moved and all the cats here are evil...

[LightningElemental]

Sorry you can't have kitties... :-\

Evil cats?

That scares me. My cats may be psycho, but never scary. XD

[Niabingi]

my mum is from Zimbabwe and out there basically everyone has a dog cats are unheard off! if you have a garden then you get a dog and most houses have land so most people have dogs.
thats why i reckon my family dont like cats unfamiliar territory for them (though my mum has been in england for longer than she lived in zimbabwe!)

[semperfi]

Sorry you can't have kitties... :-\

Evil cats?

That scares me. My cats may be psycho, but never scary. XD
kill and attack cats? :P

[LightningElemental]

:rofl

My cats would sooner maul someone with their tongue and purrs than anything else.

They're still quite psycho, however. Any hint of catnip, or those laser pointers, they go absolutely batsh!t.

[semperfi]

coooooooooll :P

[LightningElemental]

:wOOt

100+ posts in my lil' fan club!


*gasp*
<---- Look! I'm a genin! Finally!

[skmt999]

Ever want to go Postal in your Post Toasties, but you had to stop and post?

[LightningElemental]

:rofl

That made my head hurt! XD

[semperfi]

hey lovely people :P
how're you all doing????

[LightningElemental]

Well, and yourself?

[semperfi]

Well, and yourself?
i'm owkey thanks....
need a sig......:D
congratulations with the 100 replies :P

[Jackal Iscariot]

yay, only 23 months to go ^^

[skmt999]

I need a new av. This one was funny while it was still an in-joke. I just don't want to make a new one right now. I could always go back to my old Kabuto av, but I hate going back.

Say, I'm recruiting for the FC. There's someone who joined the forum just for the Ibiki FC, and she turned 27 today. I suggested she pop in here... we'll see if it happens.
Then I won't be the only ancient person in here. ;-)

[semperfi]

I need a new av. This one was funny while it was still an in-joke. I just don't want to make a new one right now. I could always go back to my old Kabuto av, but I hate going back.

Say, I'm recruiting for the FC. There's someone who joined the forum just for the Ibiki FC, and she turned 27 today. I suggested she pop in here... we'll see if it happens.
Then I won't be the only ancient person in here. ;-)

LE is the big boss :P

*how are you doing EJ? *

[LightningElemental]

i'm owkey thanks....
need a sig......:D
congratulations with the 100 replies :P
Thankee!

yay, only 23 months to go ^^
Shall I add you to the list, or will you be going incognito 'til then? :P

Say, I'm recruiting for the FC. There's someone who joined the forum just for the Ibiki FC, and she turned 27 today. I suggested she pop in here... we'll see if it happens.
Then I won't be the only ancient person in here. ;-)
Yay! I think we should give you a title. Too bad I can't think of one atm.

[semperfi]

what name does he need? :P

[LightningElemental]

Something to do with the gathering of us ol' folks XD

[semperfi]

Something to do with the gathering of us ol' folks XD
old pervert :laugh

[LightningElemental]

@ skmt999: how 'bout we dub you Shepherd of the Retirees or something?

"They're... they're flocking this way!"

/JurassicPark-ism


Edit: Geriatric Park... *snickers*

[semperfi]

come on people, where are you!!!!???

[Kepa]

come on people, where are you!!!!???on the operating table, getting a new hip..

[LightningElemental]

Whoo, this new replacement hip lets me walk again! Think I'll call myself the "Part Metal Alchemist". Yey! XD

[semperfi]

on the operating table, getting a new hip..
aaaaahhhhh
it's a joke, right? :blink

[Kepa]

aaaaahhhhh
it's a joke, right? :blinkof course...youngsters like me like making jokes about you old folks :P

[semperfi]

of course...youngsters like me like making jokes about you old folks :P
damnzzzz........i'm really stupid!!! :notrust
:P
and i'm not that old

[LightningElemental]

Sure you are. That's why you're here! :rofl

I'm joking! :P

[semperfi]

Sure you are. That's why you're here! :rofl

I'm joking! :P
LE beauty, i missed ya :glomp

:silly

[LightningElemental]

Awwww, missed you too! :glomp

XD

[semperfi]

i think most of the old farts died of age :P
we are survivors :huh

[LightningElemental]

Maybe they're on vacation in Florida? I heard old folks like us are supposed to do that. :amuse

[semperfi]

Florida......noway, miami :cool
why don't the go to amsterdam......or alphen aan den rijn, the place to be

[LightningElemental]

I've been to Australia! I'd like to go back there someday. My parents want to move there when they retire. :cool

[semperfi]

I've been to Australia! I'd like to go back there someday. My parents want to move there when they retire. :cool
that's very cool.....
i hope to go there someday.....before i retire haha
i hope it isn't to hot....... :amuse i hate that

ow and thanks for the reps, you're really a sweety :amuse

[LightningElemental]

You're quite welcome. :)

If you visit Australia during their winter season, it's really nice! We went in the middle of June and the weather was wonderful.

[semperfi]

You're quite welcome. :)

If you visit Australia during their winter season, it's really nice! We went in the middle of June and the weather was wonderful.
owkey, what did you do there, backpacking? friends/family?

[LightningElemental]

It was a family vacation to Sydney - my parents took my little brother and me for 17 days. We stayed at a friend's flat with him, which was nice. We did a little of the tourist thing, got to ride on the river boats, drove to the Blue Mountains and rode the world's most vertical train down the cliff (that was a hoot!). My favorite part was going to the Toronga Zoo. It was a lot of fun!

[semperfi]

owkey owkey.......sounds very good to me :amuse
mmm first us, then australia......

ever been in the netherlands?

[LightningElemental]

Nope; Australia and Hawaii are the only places I've been off of the continental US. (Went to Hawaii for honeymoon, was so beautiful!)

[semperfi]

Nope; Australia and Hawaii are the only places I've been off of the continental US. (Went to Hawaii for honeymoon, was so beautiful!)

well come over someday, and i will show you around :wink
hawaii is for the very rich people :P don't think it's aplace that i would like

24 and married, nice.....quick....
children??

[LightningElemental]

We stayed in Kona, Hawaii, for 11 days. I'm glad we had money from gifts, and a friend's condo to stay in! It really is expensive there, but very beautiful.

No kids yet. :amuse We're waiting until we move into our house to think about that.

[semperfi]

We stayed in Kona, Hawaii, for 11 days. I'm glad we had money from gifts, and a friend's condo to stay in! It really is expensive there, but very beautiful.

No kids yet. :amuse We're waiting until we move into our house to think about that.

maybe when i've got the money :P
blue sea, white beaches............girls, girls and girls......
owww and cocktails :P

some people are serieus in relationships......i'm not.....my cousin is 23 and is married allready....they are on honeymoon in las vegas, miami.....
and i'm just a slut

[LightningElemental]

LOL about the cocktails - Mai Tai's are really yummy. I don't drink, so I get them without the alcohol, but they're still yummy.

Congrats to your cousin!

I'm sure you'll find the right person for you at the right time in your life. :amuse It's not something you really plan.

Well, it's been fun, but it's 2 am now and I should really get some sleep. Chat later! :)

[semperfi]

LOL about the cocktails - Mai Tai's are really yummy. I don't drink, so I get them without the alcohol, but they're still yummy.

Congrats to your cousin!

I'm sure you'll find the right person for you at the right time in your life. :amuse It's not something you really plan.

Well, it's been fun, but it's 2 am now and I should really get some sleep. Chat later! :)
owkey, nice talking to ya....
sleep well, and talk to ya later
ciao

[semperfi]

people online?

[LightningElemental]

I'm a people! An old people. :P

[semperfi]

I'm a people! An old people. :P
eeey beauty, how're you doing?????

[LightningElemental]

Just peachy, how are you? Old age affecting you yet? :D j/k

[semperfi]

Just peachy, how are you? Old age affecting you yet? :D j/k
:P
well....a little bit sick, sunburn things in my face.....tired.....
just had a bbq, and at 00.00 am (55 minutes) i'm going to drink beer with some friends
had some sigars and whiskey....a little bit drunk :P

[LightningElemental]

Aw, sorry about the sick, tired, and sunburn things. But the rest sounds fun; hope you enjoy your day/night! :amuse

[semperfi]

Aw, sorry about the sick, tired, and sunburn things. But the rest sounds fun; hope you enjoy your day/night! :amuse
won't be a problem.....
and make it night :P
saturday night, party time.....
do you have plans for today?

[LightningElemental]

Haven't decided yet. I'm somewhat of a procrastinator. :P

[semperfi]

Haven't decided yet. I'm somewhat of a procrastinator. :P
:P:P

ooeeeewww bon jovi....
i just wanna live without a lie

makes my day superrrrrrrr

want to see a picture of me?

www.alphen.nu/easterbunny
(i'm drunk on the pica)

[LightningElemental]

Aww, cute baby picture! There's a pic of me over in the Chibi Member Pictures (http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=35184) thread, second post.

[semperfi]

Aww, cute baby picture! There's a pic of me over in the Chibi Member Pictures (http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=35184) thread, second post.
thanks, is my best picture ever....
don't look great on photo's :notrust

[LightningElemental]

Don't feel bad; I hate having photos taken of me. I much prefer to be behind the camera. :amuse

[semperfi]

Don't feel bad; I hate having photos taken of me. I much prefer to be behind the camera. :amuse
yeah...me too
when i'm on a photo i'm drunk, don't look great, or it really sucks big time

ow btw, i'm looking much better in real life

[LightningElemental]

Of course you are. :amuse

[semperfi]

Of course you are. :amuse
oeeeewww
don't you believe me....
well, tomorrow i'll show you more pictures....:P

* i'm glad i know how you look like, not bad, not bad at all :P *

[LightningElemental]

I do believe you! Plus, your personality is what shines the most. :glomp

[semperfi]

I do believe you! Plus, your personality is what shines the most. :glomp
well thank you....very nice of you :)
you're cool :glomp

[LightningElemental]

well thank you....very nice of you :)
you're cool :glomp
You're welcome, and thank you too. :cool

[semperfi]

You're welcome, and thank you too. :cool
you're welcome

eey i've got to go now....
nice talking to ya....
see you soon
ciao :glomp

[LightningElemental]

Byeeeee! :D

[semperfi]

good day folks

[LightningElemental]

*hobbles over with her walker* Hallo, young 'un. :P

[Miss CCV]

Hey Lightning! I should join since I reached the dreaded age of 20 ahahah! ::ancient fart comes out::

[LightningElemental]

:rofl Welcome to the retirement home!

[Miss CCV]

LOL! Looks like I have to take my kidney, stomach, uterine, bladder, heart, lung medication now...(just kidding).

:D

[LightningElemental]

Heehee, yeah, there's a community medicine cabinet 'round here somewhere.

You know, they say that memory's the second thing to go. I can't remember the first.

[semperfi]

good morning, or whatever people......
where are my pills.....

[LightningElemental]

Hey! Old Fart pills are over there. *points* XD

And it is morning here, for me. Just barely, though. It's 1 am. :P

[semperfi]

good morning/night LE :P
over here it's 10 am.....just woke up......i need coffee!!!! and pills
need those pills.....

had a nice day???

[Nan Desu Ka]

I dunno why I haven't joined this fanclub before now, me being at the ripe old age of 23 :P

[semperfi]

I dunno why I haven't joined this fanclub before now, me being at the ripe old age of 23 :P
hahahaha
do you have pills :amuse

[Nan Desu Ka]

do I have pills he asks :laugh yes, too many hahaha

[semperfi]

do I have pills he asks :laugh yes, too many hahaha
yes!!!!!!!
i'm gonna live one more day

i know LE is a beauty, are you a beauty or a cool guy?

[LightningElemental]

Welcome to the unofficial retirement home of NF, Nan Desu Ka! :D

[Nan Desu Ka]

thanks LE :amuse

and Semperfy I'm a guy :)

[semperfi]

thanks LE :amuse

and Semperfy I'm a guy :)
nice to meet you ;)
you can call me marc, and yes i'm a guy, an old guy, who needs pills

[LightningElemental]

Pills we have, aplenty. *rifles through the Old Farts medicine cabinet* Whatcha need? :P

[Nan Desu Ka]

actually marc, I think i've met you before, once in the convo threads :) and my name's Jeff btw. anyways I gotta go to bed. see ya :amuse

[semperfi]

Pills we have, aplenty. *rifles through the Old Farts medicine cabinet* Whatcha need? :P
that will be a problem LE....

*sorry jef, there are a lot of peepz and sleep well, adios

*beauty LE, i've got to go.....talk to you later, sleep well
:glomp

[LightningElemental]

Have a good night! :glomp

[semperfi]

and he's back :cool

[LightningElemental]

Welcome back! :)

[Miss CCV]

I think we should all gather for a good ol' game of bingo, chess, or checkers...Shikamaru style.

[semperfi]

Welcome back! :)
2 am, and still up....really a die hard le

*wheelchair race!!!!!

[LightningElemental]

LOL, yeah. I've gotten used to going to bed late and getting up late.

[semperfi]

LOL, yeah. I've gotten used to going to bed late and getting up late.
well, i'm glad you're still up :glomp :P

[semperfi]

LE :glomp, back again?

[LightningElemental]

Hey, sorry, I'd just gone to bed when you posted. You know us old people, always sleeping. XD

[Nan Desu Ka]

hey does anybody got a cough drop I just cant stop this darn cough of mine >_<

[LightningElemental]

Oooh, cough drops! *rummages through medicine cabinet and pulls out 32 varieties* What's your preference? Gotta keep us old farts healthy!

[Nan Desu Ka]

*cough* yes definatley, do u have vitamin c flavored, us old farts like the vitamin c :laugh

[LightningElemental]

*hands over three flavors of vitamin-c enhanced drops* :D

[Nan Desu Ka]

*coughs* thanks, hopefully they'll help. Mmm Vitaminy :drool

[semperfi]

:silly old people....
yes we are very old.....
my wheelchair has a flattire.....damnzzz....

* LE i forgive you :glomp

[kfkitteh]

see in my old age i've been absent here and should probaably go smack my senile head into my rotting wall... sorry lightning for not having been very helpful for the first helper around heer uwaa :'(

[semperfi]

see in my old age i've been absent here and should probaably go smack my senile head into my rotting wall... sorry lightning for not having been very helpful for the first helper around heer uwaa :'(
aaaaaahhhhh :glomp

[LightningElemental]

That's okies! :glomp We senile old farts would probably forget our heads if they weren't attached to our necks! :P

Woo, double-glomping! See, you are special! :D

[semperfi]

That's okies! :glomp We senile old farts would probably forget our heads if they weren't attached to our necks!

Woo, double-glomping! See, you are special! :D
LE......missed ya :crying :glomp

[LightningElemental]

Hi! :D :glomp

Yey, hugs all around. XD I'll be here on and off all afternoon, got work and housework to do. Oh, my aching back! j/k

[semperfi]

Hi! :D :glomp

Yey, hugs all around. XD I'll be here on and off all afternoon, got work and housework to do. Oh, my aching back! j/k
yeah, somehere.....
i need a cigaret.....need my pills....and you need a massage :P

*bring on nr. 200!!!!!!!

[kfkitteh]

waaahhh it's sooo sentimental... i'm getting sloppy and blubbery cant-hold back---tears...must resist...ahhh what the hell
:glomp>> lightele
:glomp>>semperfi

hehe love and you shall be loved awww lets all gather around in circles, gossip and knit sweaters that we'll never wear^^

[semperfi]

waaahhh it's sooo sentimental... i'm getting sloppy and blubbery cant-hold back---tears...must resist...ahhh what the hell
:glomp>> lightele
:glomp>>semperfi

hehe love and you shall be loved awww lets all gather around in circles, gossip and knit sweaters that we'll never wear^^
congratulations....you had post 200....and that for someone of your age.....
i onlu want to know if you are a man or a woman :P
otherwise you get a hand or a kiss....rr

[LightningElemental]

*presents kfkitteh with the Old Farts 200th Post trophy!* :wOOt

*proceeds to knit lil' mittens and booties for future children/grandchildren*

[semperfi]

*presents kfkitteh with the Old Farts 200th Post trophy!* :wOOt

*proceeds to knit lil' mittens and booties for future children/grandchildren*
damnz.....i never win :crying

[LightningElemental]

*presents semperfi with Old Farts Pre-200th Post trophy* XD

[semperfi]

*presents semperfi with Old Farts Pre-200th Post trophy* XD
lol :glomp....yeeeeeeeh..... :silly

[kfkitteh]

shows off 200post trophey,... i's never did win anything special lik this before^^ gyuk. sooo happy^^

i'm a girl lool. i would worry for a guy calling him self kitteh tbh.

[semperfi]

shows off 200post trophey,... i's never did win anything special lik this before^^ gyuk. sooo happy^^

i'm a girl lool. i would worry for a guy calling him self kitteh tbh.
lol :P
great.....wanna go out with me? :P

[LightningElemental]

:wOOt Old Farts Matchmaker Service! XD

[kfkitteh]

lol :P
great.....wanna go out with me? :P


hahahah lol flattered but i'm not available. plus i'm a little on the crazy side...

[semperfi]

hahahah lol flattered but i'm not available. plus i'm a little on the crazy side...
bad luck for me :crying.......
you're friend is a lucky bastard....and i'm just a poor old boy :crying

LE.....help, i need some advise

[Kineas]

I have to join this, though I won't be around to spam often.

Old farts like me have to work/study. :)

[kfkitteh]

welcome kineas^^ to out home for the aged... have fun and enjoy your retirement days with us^^

(look look i did something helpful woooo)

aww semperfi don't feel bad. trust me you're not missing out on anything here...lol

[semperfi]

nobody want's me.........
i'm not ugly.....i'm sweet.....i'm funny and very nice.......
but even girls from the uk don't want me........:crying

[LightningElemental]

Welcome, Kineas! You have a special title on the 1st post, 'cause this FC is your fault. :P

@ semperfi: :glomp We love you here!

[semperfi]

Welcome, Kineas! You have a special title on the 1st post, 'cause this FC is your fault.

@ semperfi: :glomp We love you here!
LE....you are the best
this is my favorit forum, and LE you're my favorit forumfriend :P

wish me luck tomorrow.....
going to the hospital for my ankle and heart pressure :confused

[kfkitteh]

awww it's not that you're not wanted... here have candy... no one can say no to candy^^ and good luck to joo... am sure you'll be fine though ^^

[LightningElemental]

LE....you are the best
this is my favorit forum, and LE you're my favorit forumfriend :P

Aww. :glomp We Old Farts need to stick together! It's like a wolf pack thing. XD

wish me luck tomorrow.....
going to the hospital for my ankle and heart pressure :confused
Good luck!

[Nan Desu Ka]

anbody got any aspercreme? My knees are achin >_<

[LightningElemental]

Yuppers, over in the medicine cabinet. :D We are a veritable pharmacy!

[Nan Desu Ka]

thanks :laugh

[skmt999]

Well, I'm trying to teach myself a new trick. Let's hope I'm not too old. I never knew how hard it was to play flute. *beats self in head with shinobue*

[LightningElemental]

You're only as old as you think you are. :D

Unless you belong to the Old Farts FC XP

[semperfi]

thanks LE :glomp and thank you for the candy kfkitteh :P

[semperfi]

come on peepz, where are you

[LightningElemental]

Am I a peep? If so, then hi! :D

Speaking of peeps, they're my favorite part about Easter. :amuse It's fun to microwave them. They expand to gigantic proportions and then melt and burn.

[semperfi]

Am I a peep? If so, then hi! :D

Speaking of peeps, they're my favorite part about Easter. :amuse It's fun to microwave them. They expand to gigantic proportions and then melt and burn.
hahahha.......
i like girls, but i'm to old i guess :P

and still nobody wants to talk with me...........
i'm a poor old man

and i can't upload any pictures!!!! :mad

[kfkitteh]

i like girls too!!

wait no that's wrong...

[LightningElemental]

:rofl I love you people.

[semperfi]

good morning or whatever......i'm back.......

fkitteh that's NOT wrong.....that's great!!!!!!!!
i'm super sweet and tender, so bring on the girls :silly

(old pervert ladies :P )

[LightningElemental]

No old pervert ladies 'round here! Nope, nope. XD

[semperfi]

No old pervert ladies 'round here! Nope, nope. XD
woooooow she's alive, waiting for 60 minutes but she's alive :glomp

owkey i'm pervert :silly

[LightningElemental]

Lol, sorry, I was working on a project for a client and had this window hiding in the background. :glomp

[Miss CCV]

Ohaiyooo Lightning! :D

[LightningElemental]

Shalom! :D

[semperfi]

Lol, sorry, I was working on a project for a client and had this window hiding in the background. :glomp
never mind that, work is important :amuse
what kind of work do you do? if i may ask

and hello ccv :notrust

[Miss CCV]

Hey Semperfli! :D

Yeah, what type of work do you do LE...if you mind the old folks asking?

[LightningElemental]

I do website design (mostly for artists) and photography.

[semperfi]

I do website design (mostly for artists) and photography.
damnz, pretty bad, i don't look great on photo's, otherwise i was you're next customer :P

no that's great.....i work for BMW and study marketing and communications

hey ccv :P

[LightningElemental]

Cool!

I don't do a lot of people photography; I like to do wildlife/scenery stuff. If you want to check out my stuff, my business website is here (http://www.celloquest.com/). /shameless promotion :P

[Miss CCV]

I do website design (mostly for artists) and photography.

Hey! That's my main focus in my major (Communications): Photography. After I graduate, I plan to become a fashion/artistic photographer! :D

And hey again Semperfi! :)

[LightningElemental]

Hey! That's my main focus in my major (Communications): Photography. After I graduate, I plan to become a fashion/artistic photographer! :D
Awesome! Good luck with that! :clap

[semperfi]

LE i live on a farm, if you ever want to come over for some photoshooting, you're welcome!!!!

[LightningElemental]

That'd be quite a trip, but if I'm ever in the area, I'll surely stop by! :amuse

[Miss CCV]

Thanks! :D

[semperfi]

That'd be quite a trip, but if I'm ever in the area, I'll surely stop by! :amuse
eeeyy it's worth it.....
we've got cows, horses, chickens, sheep, 200 year old farm, new farm, 2 brothers and 2 sisters.....you make a lot of photo's :P

and btw the photo's are really really nice :amuse

[LightningElemental]

Sounds like you live in a wonderful place! :)

Thanks!

[semperfi]

Sounds like you live in a wonderful place! :)

Thanks!
well if you want a impression: www.deridderbuurt.nl and for photo's you've to click foto-album, left side.......and nummer 83 and 85 is from my family :)'

well got to go now
so adios :glomp

[LightningElemental]

Me too. Have a good night!

[kfkitteh]

good morning or whatever......i'm back.......

fkitteh that's NOT wrong.....that's great!!!!!!!!
i'm super sweet and tender, so bring on the girls :silly

(old pervert ladies :P )

hahahah lol^^ like lightel' said, nooo strange perverted old ladies here... nuh uh

i'm lost here, anyone shed light?

[semperfi]

hahahah lol^^ like lightel' said, nooo strange perverted old ladies here... nuh uh

i'm lost here, anyone shed light?
sweety's :glomp
i like it here
i'm gonna live here
i'm gonna die here :silly