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I'm tired of sasuke being paired up with these little girls. none of them can handle the sexyness that is sasuke. So if Sasuke were to be paired up with an older sexier woman. Who would that be?
I pick Oro-woman...:LOS
But Shizune comes really close.:noworry
Heavens Wrath
12-07-2007, 02:06 PM
Anko of course.
They'll come closer to each other through their bonds with Orochimaru, and fall madly in love, and have passionate, wild sex.
I wish at least :(
I like the wild sex part of ur post.:smoke
omaruchiha36
12-07-2007, 02:13 PM
i tihnk anko!
kyuubi425
12-07-2007, 02:14 PM
the girl at the cat lady's house.
Sasuke can't handle Anko.
Dukesamcules
12-07-2007, 02:15 PM
Karin. I'm pretty sure she's older than Sasuke.
AoshiKun
12-07-2007, 02:17 PM
Anko... she is hot :zaru
A Tout le Monde
12-07-2007, 02:19 PM
I take Oro-woman as well. She/he/it looked pretty nice overall.
Amuro-ro-ro
12-07-2007, 02:21 PM
Time-skip Temari.
Mmmm...
colours
12-07-2007, 02:27 PM
Anko :hearts
Sasuke
12-07-2007, 02:50 PM
Sasuke X Anko makes me have naughty thoughts :hehee
Celebrianna
12-07-2007, 02:54 PM
I'll play along and say Shizune...though neither her or any of the others are an appealing match for Sasuke.
Skotty
12-07-2007, 02:59 PM
I almost voted Naruto's mom until I saw the last option. :zaru
Hentai
12-07-2007, 03:02 PM
Oro-woman:zaru
Blink
12-07-2007, 03:35 PM
Oro-woman :LOS
Amuro-ro-ro
12-07-2007, 04:00 PM
Sasuke and Inari's mom. :zaru What about her? Huh? HUH!?!?
Anko. Both have the curse mark, she's a little like Naruto (a plus for all the SasuNaru fans), they both hate Oro, she's strong enough for him to respect and she's not a fangirl.
Then again, I prefer Itachi/Anko :LOS
Sasuke and Inari's mom. :zaru What about her? Huh? HUH!?!?
She sucks.:zaru
Anko. Both have the curse mark, she's a little like Naruto (a plus for all the SasuNaru fans), they both hate Oro, she's strong enough for him to respect and she's not a fangirl.
Then again, I prefer Itachi/Anko
I don't know...she can be pwnd really easily. plus didn't she say something about not liking uchihas...:smoke
Kissa
12-07-2007, 04:20 PM
Anko is a good choice,but Kurenai is a good choice too,redxred eyes pairing is hooot.
I voted for Kurenai just for the lulz :P
btw,I saw a pic of Itachi and Kurenai,definitely hoooot
Amuro-ro-ro
12-07-2007, 04:36 PM
She sucks.:zaru
But she's hot. :zaru
Creator
12-07-2007, 04:37 PM
Karin. :noworry She took his virginity already. :noworry
Karin. :noworry She almost took his virginity . :noworry
fixed...:zaru
But she's hot. :zaru
But not cool or hot enough to be with sasuke.:zaru
Mariobowser
12-07-2007, 04:40 PM
All of them.
Creator
12-07-2007, 04:41 PM
fixed...:zaru
But not cool or hot enough to be with sasuke.:zaru
And we have no idea how old she is.
:huh You clearly didnt understand what she was talking about. :(
She has done it with him. :noworry Sadly he was too gay to admit it. :(
Sasuke be pimping...:smoke
Creator@due to manga spoilers,I'm not gonna go into detail. All I'm gonna say is no....:facepalm
if she did,too late sasuke already lost his virginity to Orochimaru...:zaru
Creator
12-07-2007, 04:42 PM
Sasuke be pimping...:smoke
:huh With Oro and Kabuto yes. With girls, no. :S
Byakkö
12-07-2007, 04:43 PM
Mikoto. :zaru
Mikoto. :zaru
dude,thats his own mom...:hehee
Byakkö
12-07-2007, 04:47 PM
I know. :hehee
He's a little mothafucka.:smoke
Anko. I can see the two of them 'bonding' over both having the curse seal.
I know. :hehee
He's a little mothafucka.:smoke
:lmao
as long as I get his dad.it's alright with me.:noworry.
Anko. I can see the two of them 'bonding' over both having the curse seal.
but what about Anko's hate for the uchihas...?
Creator
12-07-2007, 04:51 PM
dude,thats his own mom...:hehee
I know. :hehee
He's a little mothafucka.:smoke
:laugh Sasuke is pretty messed in the head isnt he. :laugh
but what about Anko's hate for the uchihas...?
Then they can hate Itachi together. :LOS
Kissa
12-07-2007, 04:52 PM
but what about Anko's hate for the uchihas...?
People are pairing characters in so various way,that won't be a problem here :laugh
Then they can hate Itachi together. :LOS
hating Itachi is love.:love
People are pairing characters in so various way,that won't be a problem here
which is why I made this thread.:LOS
Mariobowser
12-07-2007, 04:55 PM
I don't see why he can't have all of them in the sack minus his mom, I bet he gives great cunnilingus.
~Flippy
12-07-2007, 05:00 PM
Woman? Sasuke's too much of a queer for that.
Byakkö
12-07-2007, 05:11 PM
I don't see why he can't have all of them in the sack PLUS his mom, I bet he gives great cunnilingus.
Fixed. :noworry
lol Bya....:LOS
such a naughty one u are...:evil
Sasuke having all the women in Naruto is kinda cool.I mean he'd be restoring the uchiha clan...:zaru
Byakkö
12-07-2007, 05:15 PM
I know I'm naughty. :hehee
Amuro-ro-ro
12-07-2007, 05:24 PM
lol Bya....:LOS
such a naughty one u are...:evil
Sasuke having all the women in Naruto is kinda cool.I mean he'd be restoring the uchiha clan...:zaru
Spread the seed, is what they say.
Ugh Anko isn't cool enough for Sasuke. Why have Anko when you can have Tsunade? and Chiyo :hehee
Mariobowser
12-07-2007, 05:44 PM
Woman? Sasuke's too much of a queer for that.Um, how is Sasuke a queer, he's a pimp who said he wanted to restore the Uchiha clan, plus takes one to know one Mr. I'm a fan of a Molestation Snake Man.
Sasuke > All worldwide pimps.
He's smacks bitches and gets his money.
I picked SasukeXKurenai...it just seems like that would be a good pairing.:amuse
Um, how is Sasuke a queer, he's a pimp who said he wanted to restore the Uchiha clan, plus takes one to know one Mr. I'm a fan of a Molestation Snake Man.
Sasuke > All worldwide pimps.
He's smacks bitches and gets his money.
HA! I so agree with this ( I all so got a good laugh out of it:P)
azn_fan_gurl
12-07-2007, 06:03 PM
I voted the last one.
... I'm not weird.
Creator
12-07-2007, 06:05 PM
Woman? Sasuke's too much of a queer for that.
Agreed. :amuse
Ugh Anko isn't cool enough for Sasuke. Why have Anko when you can have Tsunade? and Chiyo :hehee
WHAT DID YOU SAY? :yell :mad
Mariobowser
12-07-2007, 06:18 PM
Sasuke's not a queer, he's a vengence seeking pimp/
Agreed. :amuse
Creator...HE IS NOT GAY:yell
Pixie
12-07-2007, 07:23 PM
Woman? Sasuke's too much of a queer for that.
This is true. :zaru
Yellow
12-07-2007, 07:36 PM
Chiyo. I'd love to see the two of them have sex.:zaru
starrymootix
12-08-2007, 12:02 AM
Hmm actually as of now, I don't think there is a suitable female character to pair with Sasuke...the closest would be someone like Anko with a strong character, but more femine looking (with longer hair etc) would be better.
Arcueid
12-08-2007, 12:40 AM
At least if Anko and Sasuke would've been paired up with each other, they would have at least some things in common. While they're out on a date they can discuss how much of an emotional scarring both of them had when they were kids as well as telling each other their time with Orochimaru.
:zaru
choco bao bao
12-08-2007, 12:43 AM
Damn, I voted Anko cause I didn't read the last poll option clearly. :pek
chocy
12-08-2007, 01:24 AM
I voted the last option.:hehee Seriously, I find it hard to picture Sasuke with a girl. But he needs to restore the clan...hoo boy.:amuse
Yakushi Kabuto
12-08-2007, 01:30 AM
The idea of Sasuke and Anko is kind of interesting mostly because it would be entertaining to see them talking about Orochimaru. I can't really imagine Sasuke with anyone. I can say ones that I can definitely not see him with, that includes Chiyo, Temari, Ayame, Tsunade, Naruto's mom, and Oro-woman. xD
Kaenboshi
12-08-2007, 01:59 AM
I agree with a lot of other people and say Anko. I'll also Kurenai.
Denji
12-08-2007, 03:21 AM
Anko or Karin at the same time:LOS
Chiyo. I'd love to see the two of them have sex.:zaru
only if Chiyo is the seme...:zaru
5cent
12-08-2007, 02:52 PM
I think it should be kurenai.
Mariobowser
12-08-2007, 04:00 PM
How about Shizune?
Harley Quinn
12-08-2007, 04:42 PM
Sasuke x Anko would be hawt.
Buchi
12-08-2007, 05:43 PM
I agree. I say Anko :sag.
Psallo a Cappella
12-08-2007, 06:14 PM
ANKO!
Or an older Temari.
maximilyan
12-08-2007, 07:24 PM
anko seems the most suitable imo... plus sasuke seems to like snakes :hehee
no one picked naruto's mom....:laugh
Mariobowser
12-08-2007, 10:42 PM
All of them.
Kusogitsune
12-08-2007, 10:44 PM
.....He'd die, the end.
I so wanna see Sasuke end up with Naruto's mom.
just so he can say.
hey naruto,I got ur mom....:LOS
Mang-Kun
12-08-2007, 11:07 PM
hmmmm,this thread really should be called what man sasuke should be paired up with..:haha
2 girl :
The cute lady in the Cat Elder House :sag
and the second one is wow, many people voted for Anko, so, I think I better vote for Shizune :laugh
shizune has a gentle heart.
she'd be able to love sasuke.
of course Naruto's mom could also...:love
A Tout le Monde
12-08-2007, 11:24 PM
Oro-woman is the prettiest oen on the list.
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8595/orochimaruvj1.png
ohhh man....gawd oro-woman is so fucking hot..
sasuke would be one lucky man if he got her...:drool
kind of.....I should kill u for that comment FMA9.
Orowoman is a woman like no other.
she can do things like no other woman in Naruto can....:zaru
Emma_rules_!
12-09-2007, 12:56 AM
Naruto's mom sounds interesting :hehee.
But for obvious reasons, I voted "hmmmm,this thread really should be called what man sasuke should be paired up with...".
yes,first person to vote for narutos mom..:yell
Heavens Wrath
12-09-2007, 03:11 PM
yes,first person to vote for narutos mom..:yell
Well it WOULD be an interesting scene.
Naruto: Shut up, teme!
Sasuke: Don't you talk to your daddy that way!
Naruto: ...'tebayo.
sasuke,naruto's dad.
my one and only dream now...:love
Kurumie Tsurashima
12-09-2007, 07:27 PM
NARU'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN ON! SHE'S ALL I WANT AND I'VE WAITED SO LONG! NARU CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE JUST NOT THE -- oh wait :D:
:hehee Sorry, I remember that song :zaru
....Anyone that's not Chiyo. Bcoz that is MEGA statutory desu .
Tsunade...:awesome I have a couple (funny) avatars w/that....
Overall, either Anko, maybe Shizune, but especially Chick!Oro desu .
I love that song...:LOS
sasuke x naru's mom x oro woman MY OTP3...:wtf
Balalaika
12-09-2007, 07:42 PM
Kurenai's pretty hot, I'll say her.
origami.sanity
12-09-2007, 08:45 PM
Anko. :LOS
Canute87
12-09-2007, 08:48 PM
Kureani is already knocked up. Anko seems to be the best choice.
They'll have nice little CS children together.
Kuranei can have two lovers then...:pek
blaccskorpion
12-10-2007, 01:28 AM
shizune..lol
Boromir
12-10-2007, 11:58 AM
SasuChiyo.
SaphirePhoenix
03-31-2008, 05:44 PM
I almost said Anko, but she would probably drive him crazy- before getting tired of his emo bitching and gutting him with a rusty kunai. That said, if Sasuke had to be with someone older (even male), I would pick Kakashi. They both have a lot in common, and I think Kakashi would be amused by Sasuke's glares.
saphira
03-31-2008, 05:49 PM
...Anko :LOS
...Anko :LOS
Anko belongs to Iruka. :pek
Kyasurin Yakuto
03-31-2008, 06:33 PM
Either Anko or Temari.
And the other older women are even a greater age difference from him.
Anko is what, 24? That's not so bad.
I don't like any pairings with Sasuke though honestly.
I almost said Anko, but she would probably drive him crazy- before getting tired of his emo bitching and gutting him with a rusty kunai. That said, if Sasuke had to be with someone older (even male), I would pick Kakashi. They both have a lot in common, and I think Kakashi would be amused by Sasuke's glares.
lol kakashi but i agree with you :oh
MuseSilver
03-31-2008, 06:49 PM
Sorry, but the last option seemed most appropriate. :P
Although now that I think about it...Anko would be quite amusing too... (She'd probably scare the crap outta him, lol )
SamRH
03-31-2008, 06:50 PM
Hahahahahah...
Oro-woman.
Lycanthropy
03-31-2008, 06:52 PM
Naruto's mother, because time paradoxes are fun.
xXxSasukeSakuraxXx
03-31-2008, 07:33 PM
Sakura. . . Lol well , she is older than him smile-big
kitsunetsuki79
03-31-2008, 07:38 PM
Ew... face it, none of the women in this series are worthy of him...
Tefax
03-31-2008, 07:41 PM
Chiyo Anko :zaru
Prodigy
04-01-2008, 03:22 PM
Either Kurenai or Tsunade...
Disturbia
04-01-2008, 03:28 PM
Chiyo for teh lulz :LOS
Shinismex♥
04-01-2008, 03:38 PM
I'll play along and say Shizune...though neither her or any of the others are an appealing match for Sasuke.
I agree. :nod
+ Beautiful Hinata sig!
Yαriko
04-01-2008, 03:41 PM
Oro-women..they will make a perfect pairing:LOS
IMMORTALx1
04-01-2008, 06:35 PM
Anko is a Hardass SEXY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
JessieB
04-01-2008, 06:38 PM
If I had to pick a girl, I'd say Anko is the only one who'd match up with him. But I really feel Sasuke is meant to be gay. Or completely celebate.
Blueyedblonde
04-01-2008, 06:41 PM
I could see Anko for Sasuke as well. They do both have the cursed seal. They could like... Talk about that, and stuff. lol.
Soi Fon
04-01-2008, 10:03 PM
SasuChiyo is my OTP.
L. Lawliet
04-01-2008, 10:41 PM
It's very likely that Karin is reasonably older, although we cannot be certain.
Plus, she is HOT without her glasses on.
Jetstorm
04-01-2008, 10:43 PM
Anko. :iria
Berry
04-01-2008, 10:54 PM
If I had to pick a girl, I'd say Anko is the only one who'd match up with him. But I really feel Sasuke is meant to be gay. Or completely celebate.
I second this,however, Anko wouldn't want trash like sasuke, Naruto is a much better choice for Anko and they are also have the same kind of personality!
Face it people, Kishi decided that his fav character sasuke prefers the company of men.
Pixie
04-01-2008, 10:55 PM
Konan. :awesome
Sayuri
04-01-2008, 11:03 PM
Anko is best choice. :amuse
md5will
04-02-2008, 06:27 AM
well i choose kurenai...
but konan
is good too
Megatonton
04-02-2008, 06:29 AM
Shizune all the way for me.
sonyexe
04-02-2008, 06:48 AM
Konan :awesome
the last option. coz Sasuke belongs with Naruto :pek
Nesha
04-02-2008, 07:43 AM
I vote Karin. She looks like she can handle it, and Sasuke's just the little boy she needs in order to turn him out! THAT'S why she was created...for that Uchiha sperm, baby! :zaru
temporarymadness
04-02-2008, 11:10 AM
last option made me lol, so i picked it :zaru
lrigasiukah
04-13-2008, 01:21 AM
Temari Please. She already thinks Sasuke's hot.:nuts
Katsue
04-13-2008, 08:27 AM
The Oro-woman :zaru
i think shes gorgeous.
Prowler
04-13-2008, 08:29 AM
Anko :zaru
FireLorD
04-13-2008, 08:31 AM
Temari Please. She already thinks Sasuke's hot.:nuts
NO!!!
sasuke will never be with My Temi!!!:mad
she was thinking sasuke hot for 5 seconds... and now she dont think so...
Sean★
04-13-2008, 08:33 AM
Anko, for hotness would abound 8D!~~
Gaara=]
04-13-2008, 11:21 AM
Kurenai. She does Gen-jutsu and stuff like the Uchiha's. She's pretty cool too. And strong.
But now she's a widowed baby machine so I doubt it will work...
Anko seems a good choice. They both summon snakes; dislike Oro and Anko would probably be bowing down at his feet when she finds out that he killed Oro. Or be jealous. Or Shizune. Sasuke always seems to be getting hurt, she's a med-nin and is talented. Isn't she strong too??
She's like Sakura too. ^^
Yuusuke
04-13-2008, 11:24 AM
Anko, snake-couple. :LOS
WalkingNosebleed
04-13-2008, 11:29 AM
I voted last option. :hehee
naruto_fan13
04-13-2008, 11:31 AM
i voted Naruto's mom for the laugh. lol
Spades
04-13-2008, 11:33 AM
Anko!!!!!!!!
molco
04-13-2008, 12:04 PM
No matter how much I use my fantasy I can not picture Sasuke with another woman.
kakashi:D
04-13-2008, 12:47 PM
kurenai, i dont know why but shes better with asuma, so i think its anko, though anko is better with kakashi....oh... i dont know
Gene_Reaver
04-13-2008, 02:29 PM
he dosent deserve any of them
Scorp A Derp
04-13-2008, 02:31 PM
Orochimaru
Nicola
10-12-2008, 03:19 PM
Oro-woman :rotfl
moonlitinuyasha1985
10-12-2008, 03:23 PM
Anko. Don't ask me why.
Creator
10-12-2008, 03:25 PM
Sasuke's already taken by Oro. :oh
Legend
10-12-2008, 03:26 PM
a man or the ghost of chiyo
Pussy Monster
10-12-2008, 03:30 PM
The Sauce is gay. :smoke
Ema Skye
10-12-2008, 04:42 PM
It should be what man :zaru
Jeαnne
10-12-2008, 04:49 PM
anko or kurenai x3
At this point I don't think Sasuke gives two shits about women.
Mar Azul
10-12-2008, 08:55 PM
Paired w/ a man :zaru
Sister Eda
10-13-2008, 06:36 AM
I'll go for Kurenai.
I see the scene were Kurenai and Itachi battles. and I think it has a big chemistry :amuse
Kurenai is the hotest
Hisagi
10-13-2008, 06:38 AM
Anko. It just fits. the baddass attitude and all, I dunno
Yαriko
10-13-2008, 09:12 AM
Anko or Kurenai:hoho
Rainney
10-13-2008, 01:06 PM
I'm gonna go ahead and say Chiyo.
I really don't know why though. :oh
N A R U T O
10-13-2008, 01:07 PM
I will go for Anko,I agree with Hisagi.
.:WokeN:.
10-15-2008, 05:33 PM
Karin
is not an older woman, so
hmmmm,this thread really should be called what man sasuke should be paired up with..:zaru
kyutofukumaki
10-15-2008, 05:39 PM
I most likely think Anko since they can both make snakes come out of their bodies because of the curse seal but kurenai is another possibility because of the red eyes:swtf
Evil Angel
10-15-2008, 06:28 PM
Chyio Ftw :yell
KazeKageJay
10-15-2008, 07:16 PM
I think Anko is the obvious choice... they both use snakes, and both are beasts of fighting.
L Lawliet
10-15-2008, 08:49 PM
Female Oro of course. :P
Although really I'd have to say Karin. She annoys me just as much as Sasuke at times. Which is... not so good. :oh
Emily
10-15-2008, 09:01 PM
The last option, obviously. I doubt he'd give respect to any of those women. :zaru
ironblade_x1
10-15-2008, 09:31 PM
WHERE'S CAT WOMAN??!?! :pek :pek :pek
Makoto Sensei
10-15-2008, 09:33 PM
Anko or Shizune :hehee
Kuran Tii
10-15-2008, 10:16 PM
well believing that sasuke is not gay..maybe Anko :amuse
Zookini
10-16-2008, 12:50 PM
Anko or Shizune:zaru
Dangerboy
10-20-2008, 10:29 PM
Shoot I thought he already was paired with that older broa.... Um ... Sorry ... My bad... It's only Orochimaru.:facepalm
Sanchez1992
10-20-2008, 11:34 PM
I think Anko, they seem right for eachother...
Lavitz
11-05-2008, 01:42 PM
I voted for Anko since it would be hot:) But:
I say Konan:) SasuKonan would be great in my eyes^^
Kelsey♥
11-05-2008, 01:49 PM
I chose the last option :LOS :lmao
xxAkasunaxx
11-05-2008, 03:50 PM
If not a man, Anko.
Damn straight.
PlayStation
11-05-2008, 09:30 PM
Anko .
haydenKyuubi
11-05-2008, 09:36 PM
My grandma!
kushina710
11-05-2008, 10:47 PM
Definitely Anko ~~
DattebaYAOI-chan♥
11-05-2008, 10:53 PM
Lol, I picked Chiyo~:LOS
So canon! ARAGGHH!!!:argh
ZigZag
11-05-2008, 11:51 PM
Anko, they have bonds with Orochimaru.
animea90
11-06-2008, 12:28 AM
Ayame, she never gets a man.
Chillax
11-06-2008, 12:31 AM
lol, naruto's mom. i'd like to see how his best friend reacts :hehee
Banana0evil
11-06-2008, 01:45 AM
^
Naruto's mom's got it going on
Reety☆
11-06-2008, 01:52 AM
XD Only a man can handle Sasuke's sexiness :P, lol jks.
SasuTema FTW, besides she can just slap him with her fan if things get out of hand.
The last option. :hurr
SasuNaru. :love
Bobateababy16
11-06-2008, 03:17 AM
Sakura,she's technically a few months older than both Naruto and Sasuke >.< Kukuku.
I think Anko would be the most likely, she's tough and strong just the kind of blood Sasuke'd want in his new clan
LANEMOJE
11-09-2008, 10:38 AM
short and simple anko
ChuckNorris902
11-09-2008, 05:51 PM
Chiyo by far. Sasuke needs to learn his lesson.
◦MuffiN◦
11-09-2008, 10:10 PM
Hm...Anko x Sasuke. I have never thought about that but I do admit they both make a good pairing.
And lol sasuke being with a woman
Gamma Akutabi
11-09-2008, 10:47 PM
Chiyo for lulz.:zaru
More to the point, I don't think there's a single woman on that list that would date/do anything with his ass.
BlueLily12
06-05-2009, 04:19 AM
Shizune would be a good match for him but,I think Anko will be much better 'cause she knows how painful it is to live with a cursed seal,just like Sasuke
saprobe
06-05-2009, 04:36 AM
I picked Naruto's mom because 1)He wants to bang Naruto so I figure his mom is the next best thing and 3) it'd make an awesome insult.
Alice
06-05-2009, 07:29 AM
Tsunade x Sasuke, they are so made for each other :zaru
Anko is the only obvious choice :LOS
Raph95
06-05-2009, 08:07 AM
I picked last one 8D
Not because Ilike Yaoi, but beause Sasuke does! :P
Pepper
06-05-2009, 08:10 AM
Anko. :canttouchthis
therez no woman for Sasukins, except me.:zaru
mangakyou sasuke
06-05-2009, 08:45 AM
I go with Ayame. Opposites attract lol
Izumi
06-05-2009, 10:37 AM
I voted the last option. :LOS
FFXFan13
06-05-2009, 11:48 AM
Ok really, this Thread is just... it makes me a little sick. I wouldn't air him up with any of them. Maybe that black girl from the cloud team. She's a least 3 years older then him.
Ayana
06-05-2009, 02:45 PM
Temari would be a good choice.
:LOS
Ok really, this Thread is just... it makes me a little sick. I wouldn't air him up with any of them. Maybe that black girl from the cloud team. She's a least 3 years older then him.
At least they're all from the same anime as Sasuke and Sasuke is hot enough to get any of them on any given day.:zaru
FFXFan13
06-05-2009, 03:03 PM
At least they're all from the same anime as Sasuke and Sasuke is hot enough to get any of them on any given day.:zaru
Uh, no he's not. Ayame, Anko, Kurenai, Shizune, Kushina and Tsunade would never date him. Fem!Oro, Chioy and Temari, more likely.
Hollow'd Heart
06-05-2009, 03:49 PM
Anko Mitarashi
-Deidara-
06-05-2009, 04:04 PM
my grandma...
Kazekage Gaara
06-05-2009, 04:05 PM
Ayame, or maybe Temari????
Fujioka
06-05-2009, 04:05 PM
Anko ^_^ 'cuz she's pretty
Mikecia
06-05-2009, 04:08 PM
Kurenai if she wasn't already pregnant. Their children would have intersting eyes.
Sunako
06-05-2009, 04:30 PM
Temari :iria
Sasuke_Fan
06-05-2009, 05:00 PM
Anko
I picture her as the sadistic sensei who would probably molest her student (licking the blood off Naruto's cheek). Sasuke would be the mature kid who doesn't relate to girls his age. He would fall in love with Anko for her strength and personality but she'd just be using him for sex...
Chiyo is so sexy, esp. when she's beating up Akatsuki members.
None of them can handle the sexyness that is Sasuke
Sasuke is....sexy? When did this happen? :awesome
I'd vote Anko :hehee
Though I still think she and Kakashi would make an adorable couple :ohpek
Alex.
06-06-2009, 05:40 AM
Hmm...Tsunade maybe...they'd make a good couple...
If not..Anko...they'd be a perverted couple..I dunno why but Anko...or at least for me..inspirest dirty horny stuff. :hehee
Hikari Uzumaki
06-06-2009, 02:47 PM
Anko, they'll have the strongest bond, what with them both being used by Orochimaru. :quite
Anko would be cool but seriously, last option. :zaru
sweets
06-06-2009, 06:30 PM
Anko or last option :LOS
krome
07-14-2009, 09:26 PM
Naruto's mom :hurr and Anko.
Angel
07-14-2009, 09:40 PM
Anko would be a good choice. :P
Rose Red Belle
07-14-2009, 10:47 PM
Last option :hehee
I would still give a shit about Sasuke- pairings.
TITINHO
07-14-2009, 11:01 PM
i thnk anko because she look so sexy ;)
abd maybe karin
Borel
07-15-2009, 06:10 AM
Sasuke should die alone...
Lulz @ poll.
Anko of course :kaga
Pixie
07-19-2009, 06:23 PM
Temari, for sure. :hurr
AppleChan
07-24-2009, 11:13 AM
Karin. I'm pretty sure she's older than Sasuke.
Lol, she's not. She's only like a month older, even Sakura's older than him by more months. :amuse
I choose Temari but Anko's good too.
Crimson Shinobi
07-24-2009, 12:25 PM
Anko, but hmmmm,this thread really should be called what man sasuke should be paired up with.. is just as appropriate.
ChocoKitty ♥
07-24-2009, 12:27 PM
Anko~ ^-^
Lol @ Naruto's mom..
SakuraUchiha09
07-24-2009, 12:35 PM
Chiyo, duh.She's sexy as hell.:zaru
Bellatrix
07-24-2009, 12:37 PM
Sasuke x Chiyo :zaru
Anko. She is the closest to his sexiness. :hurr
Bluebeard
07-24-2009, 12:40 PM
Lol at this thread.
Like Sasuke could control a older woman. :zaru
Cornwallace
07-24-2009, 04:15 PM
Anko,,, :O
Choco
07-24-2009, 04:53 PM
Sasuke x Chiyo ftw :zaru
I would've said Oro-woman untill I saw the last option:zaru
Diarrhea
07-24-2009, 06:49 PM
It wouldn't let him look nearly half as gay.:zaru
Konan :druul
Or Tayuya. :smoke
Orga777
07-24-2009, 11:14 PM
I clicked this just to see what choices were on the poll, and the first one there was Anko and I just started to laugh because that would be awesome and funny at the same time. I mean, who better to keep the Avenger in line than someone like Anko? I can so picture Sasuke being so under Anko's boot.
I can see it now... Sasuke being his cocky self, then Anko comes in and has none of it and Sasuke would be all shaking in his Orochimaru robes. Yeah, we would all know who would wear the pants in that relationship and Sasuke would have little say in anything at all really.
Quite a funny image really. XD
ninjaneko
07-24-2009, 11:18 PM
I don't know why so many people are choosing Anko... Is it because her personality has been compared to Naruto's?
I chose Temari for some reason. Then again, they'd probably end up butting heads. Maybe I should've picked Shizune...
Mokaisun
10-24-2009, 04:33 PM
Anko and Sasuke FTW! Both are crazy awesome and hot~:X3
But if it was a male he was paired with might as well be Naruto since Naruto is obssesed with him.:reject
ChocoKitty ♥
10-24-2009, 04:38 PM
Oro-woman Naruto
Hrm.. :hmm
The Luiz
10-24-2009, 04:43 PM
It has to be one who wouldn't drool over him. Sasuke hates those. And that's what makes it so hard to pick one from the poll.
candyred
11-25-2009, 07:40 AM
anko ! <3 ^^
KikyouBlossom
11-25-2009, 09:51 AM
Temari. At least she showed interest in him.
''hmmmm,this thread really should be called what man sasuke should be paired up with..''
That, or Ayame.
(´・ω・)
11-25-2009, 10:06 AM
hmmmm,this thread really should be called what man sasuke should be paired up with..:zaru
:hurr Hot thread though.
KenzoRainNinja
11-25-2009, 10:23 AM
you forgot the obviuos choice
the milfukage
xTheDark3stAng3lx
11-25-2009, 05:40 PM
Wtf would any woman have to do to deserve that torture :wth?!
Miss Fortune
11-25-2009, 05:46 PM
Sasuke doesn't like women, remember?
Elias
11-25-2009, 05:48 PM
I'm a firm supporter of MizuSasu.
Liquid Sun
11-25-2009, 05:56 PM
Last option! :gar
lol @ Chiyo on the poll.:lmao
Isaha
11-25-2009, 06:50 PM
Rhetorical question. Oro-woman of course. :hurr
Edit: Rhetorical question.. or not. I didn't see the last option :D:
Konan + Sasuke :druul
It's one of those crack pairings I've taken an interest in.
Annamay
11-25-2009, 11:03 PM
I can't imagine Sasuke with a woman... But if I had to, and a older one, it would be the Mizukage.
But as for whats on the list, I would go with Anko, just because of the similarities in situations.
Aldo Raine
11-25-2009, 11:11 PM
Sasuke shouldn't be paired with anyone. Thread over. :blinditachi
GaaraoftheDesert1
11-28-2009, 07:52 AM
SaucexTsunade nice crack pairing..if you ask me.
Lucrecia
11-28-2009, 08:45 AM
Mizukage :hurr
Choco
11-28-2009, 09:17 AM
I change my answer to...
Mizukage :LOS
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