Help? Translations? (JAP-ENG)

[Kairi-Tifa]

I found this amazing picture on photobucket but I can't understand it. I think it really funny and if someone could give me translations I could probably past them over the text. So hopefully I could get some help?:(

link:
http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=http%3A%2F%2Fi170.photobucket.com%2Falbums% 2Fu261%2FValeryaSaku%2FIchiHime%2F30title_06.gif&searchTerm=ichihime&pageOffset=0
:)

[Ritzu]

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u261/ValeryaSaku/IchiHime/30title_06.gif

Great fanart! *steals*

[Akatora]

Im not into Bleach pairing stuff.
But this one is a pretty cool one though should had seen it by Halloween insted of here in December.

I don't like Shirosaki on it he is a bit to girly. Orihime's other self is brilliant in my mind though

[NoirBankai]

Nice fanart. I too, have wondered what theyre saying.

[Captain Gir]

Translation Forum
post there

http://forums.narutofan.com/forumdisplay.php?f=116

[Yamato]

Ichigo: BanKai
Orihime: Kurosaki-kun

[Kumanri]

This is scary.... ^_^;;

Title: I love you so much that I wanna kill you
Hollow Ichigo: From now on ya r my bitch! I'm gonna tease ya so get over here!
(Come play with my Shingetsu(!?) )
Hollow Orihime: Hah! Don't make me laugh! You "belong to me"! I'm gonna eat your ****!

Real Ichigo: That asshole...there goes my image...
Real Orihime: The white version of myself...what in the world...

[Tousen]

Translation Forum
post there

http://forums.narutofan.com/forumdisplay.php?f=116

dammit Gir :angry

[Captain Gir]

dammit Gir :angry

dont hate me because im everywhere at once :amuse

hate me because im not being a jerk tonight :hehee

[dreams lie]

Ichigo: BanKai
Orihime: Kurosaki-kun

I'm sorry, that made me crack up and I completely lost my train of thought. :lmao