Yondaime's Special KUNAI Fan Cult

[sunshine and gasoline]

Yeah, I can't belive it survived to 2000 posts. I was expecting the mods to trash this, the first week.

So much spam.

[Moritsune]

yeah, from ur regulars. maybe the ppl that joined and never came back should be used as sacrifices? i think so, yeah? rofl

[cloin]

Haha, my brother joined and posted a few times and then disappeared into the treacherous world of XBox Live.

[Moritsune]

hmm, i still say that they shall be sacrificed. including ur brother. rofl

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

Haha, my brother joined and posted a few times and then disappeared into the treacherous world of XBox Live.

Don't worry, he be fine. He's just socialising in a different manner then us. He's blowing other people's brains out XD.

[cloin]

Yeah, but this goes beyond socializing. He's on there for probably 90% of the time he's awake these days. Anyway fuck him. The Kunai's path was clearly too difficult for him to wake, and he ran away scared in the face of Enlightenment.

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

"Only the true followers shall pursue our path"

[Jef88]

yup hellow all *prays*

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

Oi, jef :) *prays with jef*

[Moritsune]

everyone leaves before i get on........rofl

[sunshine and gasoline]

Yeah, but this goes beyond socializing. He's on there for probably 90% of the time he's awake these days. Anyway fuck him. The Kunai's path was clearly too difficult for him to wake, and he ran away scared in the face of Enlightenment.
It's good that you know the truth. You're brother didn't have the mental strength to accept the fact that the multiverse is Kunia-shaped. It goes agains everything he's been taught.

[Pank]

Even I am Kunai shaped by now.

[Moritsune]

interesting....rofl

[Pank]

You're just jealous. I used to be Senbon-shaped, for Genma, but that faded quickly.

[Moritsune]

hmm, that is odd. rofl

[Aman]

*prays and begs the Kunai to forgive me for being away*

[Moritsune]

w00t, wut's up aman? rofl

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

*prays and begs the Kunai to forgive me for being away*

Its good to have you back :cool!

How was the holiday?

[Moritsune]

hi Majin, sup? rofl

[Jef88]

hellow moritsune *prays*

[Moritsune]

sup jef? rofl

[Jef88]

nothing much feel like a f*cking bag of crap today damn it sucks to be in love :)

[Moritsune]

that's y u need to become cold and ruthless, like myself. rofl

[Jef88]

to late for me already doomed

[sunshine and gasoline]

Great! Good to have you with us again aman. Welcome back! :glomp

[Jef88]

i'm going to bed now goodnight Moritsune and Sunshine and gasoline bye :)
*prays big time*

[Moritsune]

night, though u're already gone. rofl

[Aman]

Its good to have you back :cool!

How was the holiday?
Thanks. :cool
Great.

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

Nice! :cool.

I PM'd you, (again) ^^

What's up in hur guys?

[Aman]

I saw that...

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

Yeah, I know ^^.

Anybody around here?

[De Monies]

im here! :whoo

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

:knk, great? How's it going?

[De Monies]

yer pretty good - im havin a few pc problems but ill fix em later :P jus keeps crashing x.x

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

Hehe, good luck :thumbs!

[Jef88]

hellow majin :D *spam-praying*
whats up?

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

Everythings fine here, just been tennissing :). How's it there with you?

[Jef88]

good to hear that
i'm scanning some old drawing of mine :D

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

Great :thumbs, can't wait to see 'em :)

[Jef88]

i'll give a link to my DA when i scanned them all :)
*prays*

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

Thanks *prays for Jef's drawings*

[sunANBU]

can i join plz??

[Aman]

Sure. You just need to spend the rest of your life serving the Kunai.

[Jef88]

yup we all did but we do everything for the Kunai *does something for the Kunai*

[Kunoichi no Kiri]

I would like to join the Chruch of the Kunai, please.

I need religion in my life, and Black Gai just doesn't appeal to me.

[Jef88]

sure you can join it but dont see it as a church see it as life

[Moritsune]

for real. and it seems that we have a person of power among our ranks now. w00t. rofl

[sunshine and gasoline]

sunANBU: Welcome! Yes, you can join. Because you being here shows that the Kunai has a special plan fot you. :)

Kiri no Kunoichi: You know, mom. When I first saw your avi in this FC. I expecte more something like you were here to (try and) shut us down, because of the amount of spam we're putting on bandwidth. :P

But I guess you being here shows, that the Kunai has a purpose for you as well. If you seek the answers you will eventually find them.

You're in, as long as you accept the fact that you're admins powers are gifts from the Kunai.
^damn, maybe I shouldn't push my luck.

[Moritsune]

maybe not, but who knows? rofl

[sunshine and gasoline]

The Kunai knows.

[Jef88]

yup he know :D
*prays to the all knowing Kunai*

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

Yep he sure does.

Knk and sunANBU welcome! :knk

[cloin]

The Kunai > Black Gai

I need say no more.

[sunshine and gasoline]

The Kunai > The creation and reality together.

Need I say more?

[cloin]

The Kunai > Manowar.

Hahahahaha.

[Aman]

I believe that KnK's fate is to sticky this thread. There hasn't been a lot of praying lately while i was gone...
*prays*

[Pank]

*prays like a madman*
The Kunai wishes that we wear panties on our heads while vacationing in Mexico.

[cloin]

I believe that KnK's fate is to sticky this thread. There hasn't been a lot of praying lately while i was gone...
*prays*

Some of us have transcended prayer, because every ounce of being is immersed in the Kunai. There is no need to say what is unspoken.

[sunshine and gasoline]

Some of us have transcended prayer, because every ounce of being is immersed in the Kunai. There is no need to say what is unspoken.
This man speaks the truth. :amuse

[cloin]

For men such as S&G and myself, with every breathe we take, with every movement we make, with every time we masturbate, our auras embrace the Kunai.

[Pank]

Well what else could you masturbate to?

[cloin]

Good point. Regular kunai porn just doesn't work anymore.

[Pank]

It's sad, but that's the stuff my brother uses.

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

*prays*...

[Pank]

*invades and takes over Majin's prayers*

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

*re-takes over my prayer and spanks pank*

[Pank]

*is... spanked? O_o*
Dig that crazy beat, kids! *digs*

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

*is... spanked? O_o*
Dig that crazy beat, kids! *digs*

Sorry, XD was the only stupid thing I could came up with your name, and you did something childlike :P.

*digs* XD *prays, in hideance from Pank*

[Jef88]

hellow people *prays*
ow ever just like the colin and sunshine and gasoline every piece of energie i have go's to almighty Kunai

[Moritsune]

alot happened while i was gone......rofl

[Aman]

For men such as S&G and myself, with every breathe we take, with every movement we make, with every time we masturbate, our auras embrace the Kunai.
Oh... :oh

*prays*

[sunshine and gasoline]

I guess I'm the only one online. *bumps*

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

*bumps S&G* Don't worry :glomp, I'm here, too XD. Just been busy on MSN :P

[sunshine and gasoline]

We'll keep this FC on page one, through sheer force of spam.

[sunshine and gasoline]

Major updates at first page. Check it out!!!

[Jef88]

Sunshine and Gasoline can i be a prophet to :D please?

[sunshine and gasoline]

You need a title first. I'll see what I can come up with. :amuse

[Jef88]

thanks :glomp i draw a lot maybe that can help :) i'll try to make a Kunia drawing when i have some time :)
*prays*

[sunshine and gasoline]

There. I gave the colin a new title to.

[Jef88]

whohoo thak you so much Sunshine and Gasoline :glomp
*prays*

[Moritsune]

how's everyone doing? rofl

[Moritsune]

wow, great new front page. i love it. rofl

[sunshine and gasoline]

Thanks. It took awhile to update the members list.

[Moritsune]

i believe u, that's alot of ppl on the list that u had to move. rofl

[Pank]

Woot! Facelessness in the name of the Kunai!

[Aman]

Nice, sunshiney!

[Jef88]

hellow people :)
*prays*

[Moritsune]

bumpage!!!!!!! rofl

[Jef88]

yoo moritsune :)
whats up ?
*prays*

[Moritsune]

not much, how bout u? rofl

[Jef88]

same here nothing much exept the Kunai

[Moritsune]

how true. i dunno if i asked in here yet (and i'm too lazy to check), wut do u think of my ava. (everyone's opinion would be nice) rofl

[Jef88]

it looks cool jiraiya is one of my favo charcters and hes one lucky basterd on that pic
what does the japanese mean?

[Moritsune]

SGA Owner, and Jiraiya represents me. rofl

[Jef88]

hahah nice :D

[The Lazy Shadow]

I was drawn in by the shear power of the kunai may I join?

[Moritsune]

w00t, a new member. rofl

[Jef88]

whohooo more members welcome in here TML :) Sunshine and gasoline will ad you to the list of believer (knower ;) )

[Moritsune]

yeah, that sums it up. rofl

[Jef88]

i'm going to bed now i think
bye moritsune and TML
*does the good night prayer untill i fall a sleep and dream about the Kunai*

[Moritsune]

night jef. rofl

[Pank]

I'm really bored and WTF I HAVE GACKT ON MY COMPUTER?!

[sunshine and gasoline]

I was drawn in by the shear power of the kunai may I join?
The Kunai's calling can not be resisted, and I can not resist once it bids me to add you. I MUST obey my master. :amuse

You're in.

[Moritsune]

great!!!!!!!!!! rofl

[Aman]

*prays that the day of reckoning will be today*

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

*prays that It'll come a bit later XD*

[Aman]

Why? That is the time when it will reward the worthy ones and punish the other.

*prays*

[Moritsune]

how true. rofl

[sunshine and gasoline]

The day of the reckoning will come when the Kunai wnts it to come. Who are we to ask anything in return of the Kunai, we live to serve not to be rewarded with everlasting life once the day comes.

[Moritsune]

well said. rofl

[Jef88]

yup well said now change the tupac sig from "only god can judge me now" to "only the Kunai can judge me now" :D

[Aman]

The day of the reckoning will come when the Kunai wnts it to come. Who are we to ask anything in return of the Kunai, we live to serve not to be rewarded with everlasting life once the day comes.
Sorry, you're right. We have to be patient.

[Moritsune]

yeah, change the words. rofl

[sunshine and gasoline]

Nah, to much trouble to edit it, but than again God=the Kunai. So it doesn't matter.

[Moritsune]

i suppose that's true. rofl

[Jef88]

yeah great thats soo true The Kunai = God

[Moritsune]

yeah, we established that. rofl

[Jef88]

we did??? :D haha
yeah we did
*prays*

[Moritsune]

ok then. rofl

[Jef88]

i'm not saying the Kunai IS god i'm saying the Kunai is equel to god

[sunshine and gasoline]

No the Kunai isn't equal to god. The Kunai created god, so that our tiny human minds could understand a tiny aspect of the Kunai's glory.

[Jef88]

hmmm you got a point there yeah ok
*prays for forgiveness for this mistake*

[Moritsune]

god doesn't exist.........it has only been the Kunai, and that's the way it will always be. rofl

[neri-chan]

hey peepz..can i join this FC? plz?? :smile-big

[sunshine and gasoline]

hey peepz..can i join this FC? plz?? :smile-big
Yes, welcome to the cult, neri-chan.

[Jef88]

hurray a new believer :D

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

*prays*... welcome Neri :).

ps. Like your new Ava and Sig S&G :thumbs!

[Moritsune]

sup Majin? rofl

[sunshine and gasoline]

ps. Like your new Ava and Sig S&G :thumbs!
Look closer at the sig. :P

[Moritsune]

w00t, u modded it afterall. rofl

[Aman]

Nice sig & avi sunshiney!

[Moritsune]

bumpage!!!!!!!!!!!!! rofl

[Jef88]

LOOOOOL you changed thats great woot
*prays*

[Moritsune]

hey jef, i remade the ANBU FC's. rofl

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

Look closer at the sig. :P

Ahaha! Great! :laugh! :thumbs!

*prays for S&G's sig...*

[Jef88]

hey jef, i remade the ANBU FC's. rofl
looks good i'll join :D

[Moritsune]

alright. *prays* haven't done that in awhile. rofl

[Jef88]

*yeah joins moritsune in his prayer*

[cloin]

You're both very dutiful.

[Moritsune]

yeah, and i just learned that S&G is banned in the JK FC. how the hell did this happen? rofl

[Jef88]

strange S&G is a nice person to me

[Moritsune]

S&G is a girl......rofl

[Jef88]

ow didnt know that (we are all equel to the Kunai) sorrie

[Moritsune]

i didn't know until about 2 wks ago, so don't worry bout it. rofl

[Jef88]

heheh ok :D

[Moritsune]

so, wut're we gonna do w/o the leader? just sit here and pray? rofl

[Jef88]

dunno :D
*prays*

[cloin]

So we've finally established S&G's true sex? How boring. I kind of liked the mystery, the suspense, the looming possibility that S&G was an asexual being descended from the cosmos. Ah well, all great mysteries are eventually solved.

[Jackal Iscariot]

*notices the owner is banned*

allright, he asked me to take over his FC. ^^

now work hard, bums!
*picks up whip*

[cloin]

Sir, I do not know the meaning of 'work hard'.

[Jef88]

loool going to bed now
goodnight people *prays*
and dont forget to party on whohooo

[Moritsune]

w00t, i'm glad that S&G left the club in ur hands El Jackal. rofl

[Jackal Iscariot]

lol...i was hoping him to return soon and tell me WTF i was doing. :laugh

ps: i was joking around only XD

[Moritsune]

awww, that sucks. ah well. rofl

[sunshine and gasoline]

Back from prison, and no I didn't dropt the soap. :P

El Jackal: Beetch. Now you're added to the members list.

Also my true sex has NOT been revealed, and I got banned because I was in a bitchy attitude last night, a great way to cool down. :P

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

S&G's sex? S&G banned? El Jackal's here? Gosh... I missed alot :darn :xp

[ghostxd]

May the greatnes of the Yondaime Kunai smex me :D may i join??

[sunshine and gasoline]

May the greatnes of the Yondaime Kunai smex me :D may i join??
Yes you may, but rember that it's the Kunai, with capital "K". Welcome. :amuse

[Oskar von Reuental]

I haven't worshipped the Kunai in a long while :sweatdrop

*worships*

[cloin]

Also my true sex has NOT been revealed, and I got banned because I was in a bitchy attitude last night, a great way to cool down. :P

Yes! Let the mystery continue!

[sunshine and gasoline]

I haven't worshipped the Kunai in a long while :sweatdrop

*worships*
This is good that you are changing your ways before the day of the reckoning.

[Jef88]

hellow people welcome back S&G :D

[cloin]

Greetings young jef, S&G, boys and girls.

[Jef88]

hellow colin whats up?

[cloin]

Just inhaling coffee and prowling the forums before I head to class.

Stay true jef!

*shreds the guitar with his wang while a thousand stars collapse and blink out of existence under the Kunai's might*

[Jef88]

i love inhaling coffee :D
what class?
i allways stay true
yeah thats soo true watching thousands of stars that are collapsing (hmm it isnt night in here yet damn have to wait then)

[krigarinna]

*coming in, and begging*

- Forgive me holy kunai, because i've didnt be here so much :amuse

[Pank]

I am awake.... in the morning... the Kunai works in mysterious ways.

[Aman]

Haha guys, i know S&G's true sex. :amuse If you have him on msn you'll know. Oh, and sunshine why were you banned?

*prays*

[Moritsune]

he/she already stated y........rofl



btw, how're u doing aman? rofl

[Aman]

Good, just a normal day. What about you?

[Moritsune]

not bad. rofl

[Aman]

So... what can we talk about?

[Moritsune]

we can talk about how i got a new sexy personal assistant in the new ANBU FC thanks to the Kunai. rofl

[Jef88]

LooooL hellow
*prays*

[Pank]

Hey Jef.
Hooray for sexy assistants!
Hooray for sexual ambiguity!

[Jef88]

hellow pank
i'm not sexy i think >_<
you wanna be my sexy assistant :D

[Pank]

Well who wouldn't, Jef? It's the only thing wonderful in life, being a sexy assistant. Except the Kunai, of course.

Anyways, I must leave now. See ya *floats away on beams of stardust and love, artificially created by the Kunai*

[Jef88]

bye bye my sexy assistant :D

[cloin]

You guys are crazy. And you post too often while I'm gone. What up with that?

[Jef88]

sorry
*prays for forgiveness from the colin*

[cloin]

It's like everytime the man walks up out, peeps is like 'fuck he's gone let's all post like madmen so that he has an aneurism when he comes back'.

[Jef88]

its the time zone i think were do you live?

[cloin]

Not in Belgium :P

[Jef88]

hahah i wouldnt know :D belgium is cool
so what class were you following?

[cloin]

I had government and algebra classes to attend.

[Jef88]

soo its still school were you live poor you
its vacantion here

[cloin]

I'm in college and attending summer session. Trying to get done quicker so I can waste the rest of my life swimming with sharks or something.

[Jef88]

aahh cool i still have to do one year then i'm going to do art

[Aman]

*sneakis in and prays* :ninja

[Gempachi]

My life...is over! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I prayed to the Kunai but I got no response for the first time, someone help me! Plz!
I think I'm losing my faith or something, why does it have to happen to me?! It all started when I began to get pubes and started getting funny feelings inside...and then my prayers started to lack in substance and day by day, my prayers became less and less...until...I no longer prayed! Oh no! I need guidance from you guys for I am losing my way on the path to the Kunai.

[sunshine and gasoline]

My life...is over! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I prayed to the Kunai but I got no response for the first time, someone help me! Plz!
I think I'm losing my faith or something, why does it have to happen to me?! It all started when I began to get pubes and started getting funny feelings inside...and then my prayers started to lack in substance and day by day, my prayers became less and less...until...I no longer prayed! Oh no! I need guidance from you guys for I am losing my way on the path to the Kunai.
The guidance is. Change your infidel way or the Kunai will show no mercy on the day of the reckoning.

And no you're life isn't over. You're life will be over the day the Kunai decided that it has served it's purpose. Or on the day you stop beliving in the Kunai's ability to destroy your soul.

Pray that that day never comes.

[Jef88]

yup :D
*prays*

[Jackal Iscariot]

Back from prison, and no I didn't dropt the soap. :P

yes you did. I was there...we were ALL there.
El Jackal: Beetch. Now you're added to the members list.

yo mama. =O

[cloin]

My life...is over! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I prayed to the Kunai but I got no response for the first time, someone help me! Plz!
I think I'm losing my faith or something, why does it have to happen to me?! It all started when I began to get pubes and started getting funny feelings inside...and then my prayers started to lack in substance and day by day, my prayers became less and less...until...I no longer prayed! Oh no! I need guidance from you guys for I am losing my way on the path to the Kunai.

Cameron, shut up. As my brother, you have shamed me.

[sunshine and gasoline]

yes you did. I was there...we were ALL there.
Jackal! We're not talking about your prison time. We're talking about mine. :P
yo mama. =O

Hey! Keep my mom out of this and I'll keep this out of Yo mama! :laugh

colin: You know what you have to do. *passes a shotgun to colin* :P

[cloin]

If this is what I must do... *cocks shotgun*

huhuhu, cocks.....

[Oskar von Reuental]

more kunai praying...

*kunai worshippage*


*additional hat-tip to HevyDevy*

[cloin]

Anyone down with Devy is down with me.

[Moritsune]

if u say so colin. rofl

[Aman]

*sneaks in and prays* :ninja

[Jef88]

comes in for a quick pray
and leaves for dinner

[Aman]

*reps jef88*

[Pank]

*Does magically Kunai enhanced things*

[Aman]

...*prays*...

[Jef88]

does the same as aman >_< (in case you wouldn't know its praying)

[Pank]

I thought your sig said 'stretch master', and I was like DUDE STRETCHY!

[Jef88]

hellow my sexy assistant :D
*prays*

[Pank]

Hey chief. *gangsta raps*

[Jef88]

loool
*prays like a stretch master* and thats stretchy

[Pank]

*stretches Jef* Woo~!

[Aman]

um... *prays*

[Jef88]

*prays to*
i'm streched out whohoo look at me boing boing

[Gempachi]

*Gets on his knees and cuts his thumb and offers a drop of his blood to the Kunai for safe measures* (Gempachi is now sick to his stomach for he has never lost blood in his life.../throws up)

[Oskar von Reuental]

*prays*

Hello there, fellow Kunai acolytes.

[Jef88]

umm ok i'm not cleaning up this mess gempachi made
*prays for a mirical of some dude cleaning up*

[Moritsune]

i say that he either cleans it up or is sacrificed......rofl

[cloin]

The solution to all problems lies with the death of my brother Cameron (Gempachi).

[Moritsune]

must be. shall we carry that out soon? rofl

[Jef88]

yes we should *prays*

[Aman]

Why not now? :blink

[Jef88]

hellow aman
*prays*
why not now we dont know enuff :ninja

[cloin]

Yeah, besides he's asleep, and I never kill a man in his undies.

[Jef88]

good
so how are you colin
*prays*

[cloin]

Well a cup of strong coffee just completely wrecked my bowels and I'm missing my first class, but other than that I'm dandy.

[Moritsune]

interesting. rofl

[Pank]

Moritsune, I don't think I ever complimented your icon. So if I haven't: It rocks my world.

[cloin]

It's a funny icon to be sure.

[Jef88]

hellow people jef is back :D

[Aman]

............................ Is Gempachi dead yet?

[Jef88]

LOOOOL colin go check it out please

[Pank]

Woosh. *attempts to fly, but Radiohead always makes people sleepy, and falls alseep*

[cloin]

@Aman: Gempachi will be dead soon enough

@jef: go check what out?

[Aman]

When is ''soon enough''? I want him dead. :sad

*prays*

[cloin]

Well, he's currently sitting right next to me. Is now a good time then?

[Jef88]

do you own a chainsaw ? check it out ;) hint hint
*prays*

[cloin]

I'd rather beat him to death with his drum set components.

[Jef88]

nice :D
ok why do we want him dead for?

[cloin]

He was unfaithful to the Kunai. He also bled all over the place which greatly offended Aman.

[Jef88]

aah yes i see damned being unfaithfull to the Kunai and offending aman
thats low :(
why dont you try wailing hil to dead with a 12 string guitare

[cloin]

A twelve string guitar? Nonsense. I playing nothing with fewer than 27 strings.

[Jef88]

holyshit O_O oke how do you hold that :p that must be sooo cool

[Moritsune]

maybe if it was for real.......rofl

[Jef88]

i know :D haha but still it would be soo cool

[Manji Yoshimitsu]

Long time no see everyone :) *prays* what's up?

[Aman]

I'm waiting for Gempachi to be killed.

[Jef88]

LOOOOL you realy are shocked by his actions
arent you aman
poor aman :glomp :D
*prays*

[Aman]

I'm not shocked by it. It is normal in this world that people are unfaithful to the Kunai, but he even joined this petty FC, is not faithful, and doesn't even commit suicide! I think that is sick.

[cloin]

Suicide? He isn't worthy of such an honorable exit. He must be made to suffer.

[Jef88]

LOOOL hellow colin whats up :)
*prays*