View Full Version : If the anime was a sitcom......
Hiruto Uzumaki
10-31-2007, 06:53 PM
If the anime was a sitcom, what do you think the cast would do after walking off the set after the last episode.
Ricky
10-31-2007, 07:07 PM
They'd begin their careers as rappers.
Arcueid
10-31-2007, 07:18 PM
They'd probably start living their other dreams I guess like be in the movie business, but fail miserably like alot of transfering movie actors. But I know one thing's for sure. I wouldn't be watching Naruto if it was a sitcom...
Creator
10-31-2007, 07:59 PM
Tsunade would come to my house and then we would make passionate love to each other. :amuse
Apollo_alice
10-31-2007, 08:47 PM
Go get drunk because they know the best part of their life is over.
PornStoreClerk
10-31-2007, 09:20 PM
Naruto would be arrested for either prostitution ring or for pulling a peewee herman..
Haha, this is an amuzing thread topic, indeed.
Well, i think as Haruhi said, they would go off and live there dreams, but I am a little iffy about the movie part. They would more likely to go on the road and do traveling shows, after there actual sitcom. It would be amuzing though, honestly it would be.
To see Naruto preforming a show on a stage, and mess up every five to ten seconds, pure genius.
Anyway, that is my opinion, everyone has some preyy, umm, interesting ones.
Also, Creator, get a room for that stuff, please. :P
Konoha.Green.Beast.
10-31-2007, 11:14 PM
they'd be on this forums, laughing at us.
Amnesia
10-31-2007, 11:46 PM
Shino would go back to his former drug dealing business, of course! But in celebrity circles this time round. No more screwin' around with small fry high schoolers, he's gonna bring back the 'drugs' in "sex, drugs, and rock n' roll" in full force, man. :nuts Kakashi would be a regular.
Kiba would most definitely be some sort of animal trainer for movies. Chouji would be the new spokesman of the Pepsi products. Shikamaru would probably end up going back to school briefly (at the nagging of parents) and then drop out to create some brilliant new technology in a real Bill Gates rip off story. Sasuke and Naruto would start up their own rock band and hook up with Shino for some of the good stuff. Or in need of someone with connections.
Ino would become the fashion editor of some sort of classy ass magazine like Vogue. Sakura and Hinata would probably continue on through college to get degrees in business/nursing and creative writing/philosophy respectively. We all know Hinata would end up being that smutty romance novel writer (and be on the bestseller list) while Sakura would end up the capitalist medical professional. All three would hang out to get drinks on the weekend with Tenten, bartender at the local hangout. Temari would come and join in occasional when she had time between managing Shikamaru and her new career as a sexy gender studies professor or teaching assistant until she finishes off the education. You all know she'd royally curbstomp all sexist notions. :P
Neji would definitely be one of those soap opera actors trying to further his career through his good looks and various affairs with actresses and directors. Lee of course would open up his own martial arts school and become the new Bruce Lee/Jackie Chan in films since he practically already is. Kankurou would be the drama dork doing Broadway musicals. Those puppets are totally applicable. Just look at the Lion King! Gaara, well, he'd probably end up joining Naruto and Sasuke in their gig or end up going solo as a folk songwriter.
Suigetsu would definitely go off and be a surfer bum down in Australia while Karin would take up a new hobby of either being a model or being a psychologist/counselor. Even so, she may not do her clients any favors, but hey, it's something. (The glasses made me do it.) And Juugo...middle school teacher or technophile computer sciences specialist.
Deidara would probably go onto be an independent artist. Face it, anyone who plays a character with that much enthusiasm in a sitcome has to have some motivation behind it. Kakuzu and Hidan would actually get together to open their own fanatical religious organization in which Hidan would supply the righteous enthusiasm and Kakuzu would be embezzling the money of the faithful. Their operation would go bust the space of a year forcing them to Thailand.
Sasori I could see as a funeral home director with his anti-social, apathetic attitude. Kisame would be a summertime lifeguard and swim instructor. Itachi would be that oddly frightening chemical engineer or philsopher terrorist. Unabomber, anyone? Pein would take up as the CEO of a giant oil corporation maintaining soild ties with the Middle East and the international business ring in general. Konan would go back to traditional Japanese arts and end up opening a school for the arts with Zetsu, including a curriculum of flower arranging, tea ceremony, and kimono painting.
And that would be my prediction for if Naruto was a sitcom.
I put way too much thought into that :oh
Konoha.Green.Beast.
11-01-2007, 12:21 AM
^ Ok, that was sort of an essay.
congratz, made me giggle like 10 times.
+Reping you.
'REDHAIRED' SHANKS
11-01-2007, 01:01 AM
yeah .... reps for the thought put into it ....
let me continue your train of thought .... including some other important characters you have missed out ...
Tsunade would be the head of a huge corporation which would specialize in cosmetic surgery aka breast implants.
Jirayia would move on from writing books to bigger things ..... or not
Oro would revert back to molestering young boys ... luring them with the promise of power ....
Yamato would become a millionare selling the killer wooden Giraffees of doom
Zetsu would ... well become an undertaker .... but not a good one since almost all the bodies he would be in charge of would go missing.
Levithian
11-01-2007, 05:55 PM
Get other acting jobs...
Scorp A Derp
11-01-2007, 06:08 PM
Fall in a gutter and tell lame jokes to hobos?
Creator
11-01-2007, 08:15 PM
Tsunade would be the head of a huge corporation which would specialize in cosmetic surgery aka breast implants.
Jirayia would move on from writing books to bigger things ..... or not
Damn straight. :noworry
Jiraiya will either be a porn star or a porn directory. :LOS
Jetstorm
11-01-2007, 08:34 PM
They would most likely try and find other roles so they can continue to feed themselves. :lmao
Harlita
11-01-2007, 11:06 PM
hahhaha they'd go have a drinking party with the people from Friends.
Seto Kaiba
11-01-2007, 11:08 PM
End up on various celebreality shows and ultimately on E! True Hollywood Story.
Gaawa-chan
11-01-2007, 11:22 PM
Sex each other. :iria
Cheers, dude... :laugh
Chiyo
11-02-2007, 07:50 AM
Wow, +reps for Amnesia!
maximilyan
11-02-2007, 08:16 AM
Naruto: Eats Ramen
Sasuke: endulges in homoerotic behaviours
Sakura: Sees her shrink for her split personality disorder.
Kakashlee
11-02-2007, 02:42 PM
If the anime was a sitcom, what do you think the cast would do after walking off the set after the last episode.
Get drunk and then go on the Tonight show inebriated.. just like the cast of Cheers did!:nuts
Mr.Jones
11-02-2007, 03:26 PM
once it cancelled konohamaru would spiral into life full of drugs and cheap women
Cookies
11-02-2007, 08:03 PM
They would go off and make their own weird sitcoms.
Kusogitsune
11-02-2007, 08:06 PM
Rob liquor stores.
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