Favorite Naruto Quotes

[NaruukoChan]

On that day, you taught me that solitude is painful! I understand that so well right now. I have family, and I have friends but if you're gone... To me... It will be the same as being alone." (To Sasuke)

I love this quote, partially because I say it all the time to well..Someone. xD

[Yusuke5678]

Kanye Uchiha:


''Yo Naruto,im pretty happy for u and imma let u finish but ur gonna die in the end along with most of NarutoVerse'' :ryoma :ryoma

[NaruukoChan]

Kanye Uchiha:


''Yo Naruto,im pretty happy for u and imma let u finish but ur gonna die in the end along with most of NarutoVerse'' :ryoma :ryoma

>.> Bleach fan much? Moreso, I don't recall a Kanye Uchiha in the series. :burnkk Try another forum. XD

[Son Goku]

Yo naruto, I'm happy for you and I'ma let you finish but, goku was the best protagonist OF ALL TIME :ryoma

[Liquid Sun]

"You should stop the bleeding now, seriously."

"I'm really starting to like you!"

-Kakashi :<3 :ohpek

[Mihael]

All right, suck him dry Shino!!! - Naruto

[MovingFlash415]

"There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you're alive. Like how you found that flower. Like how I found you."
~Orochimaru
(anime only)

[biar]

“You focus on your group and you focus on your clan, and you focus on your name.
These kind of things should be done away with, as it restrains us and our capabilities.
Also, things we have not seen yet and things that we do not know yet…
It is foolish to fear them.” -Uchiha Itachi

[bobomb]

Whenever Jiraiya introduces himself... Such as this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2yHfJKYp2Y

[izzyisozaki]

http://i31.tinypic.com/qq7ech.jpg

[Drift Kill3r]

"Sassukeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"-Naruto

[RedAsATomato]

"Look deep into my eyes and accept my sincere apology! Also notice my handsome manly features."

"That's it, Lee! Run ... run towards the setting sun! ... But don't mess up your hair!"

Both from Gai. Lawl.

[biar]

Jiraiya is better at winning a woman's heart...than being seduced by one. If you become a great man like me you'll win women over with your own beauty! -Jiraiya

[Laurens]

Itachi Uchiha: "foolish little brother...'

sooo evil :hurr

[Taijutsu Masta]

I love Lee and Guy quotes throughout the series:

Lee Quotes

"I will forge ahead and follow my path to the end and become the ninja I know I can be!"

Gaara: "I don't know what you're planning, but this match is over..."
Lee: "You are right...It is over, one way or another! I am not going to be the only one to lose here! Guy sensei, please let this work, it is now or never. To protect and maintain one's own ninja way! The third gate, Gate of Life OPEN!"

"Are you watching Neji? See what you have to look forward to?"

"Now I will prove my point, that hard work beats out natural talent!" -to Sasfruit

"The fact is your sharingan is the worst match for my extreme taijutsu!" -also to Sasfruit.

Might Guy Quotes:

"Heeeyyy what's shakin', how ya doin everybody, life treatin ya good?!"

"Run into the setting sun, run and suffer, but don't mess up your hair." -to Lee

"I'm sorry for the trouble Lee caused you, look into my eyes and accept my sincere apology...Also notice my handsome manly features." -to Sasfag

And of course, my sig is probably my favorite.

[Sunako]

"Wasn't much of a match; kinda boring." - Temari

:zaru

[Choco]

^ That! :love

And everything by Itachi

[shikazu]

"On that day, you taught me that solitude is painful! I understand that so well right now. I have family, and I have friends but if you're gone... To me... It will be the same as being alone."-Sakura

"I used to always cry and give up...I nearly went the wrong way...but you...you showed me the right way...I was always chasing you...wanting to overtake you...I just wanted to walk with you..I wanted to be with you... you changed me! Your smile saved me! So I’m not afraid to die protecting you!! Because I - love you..." - Hinata

"Gaara...this is your big sister asking you to stop. Please?"- Temari. ♥

"Wasn't much of a match; kinda boring." - Temari

"Look deep into my eyes and accept my sincere apology! Also notice my handsome manly features."-Gai (lol)

"That's it, Lee! Run...run towards the setting sun!...But don't mess up your hair!"- Gai

"Those in the ninja world who break the rules are called filth, but those who don't care about their companions... are even lower than filth."

"Because he's like a brother to me... and I'm a better brother than you ever were!"- Naruto

"Hey, you stupid fox! You're in my body and you owe me rent, so for payment, I'll take your chakra! You got that?!"- Naruto

:awesome

[Mish]

"You are a fucking piece of shit"

[Raiden]

"Hard work is worthless for those that don't believe in themselves!"

I really like the message that this quote conveys, one of believing in yourself and working hard. Both complement each other and bring out the best of people, as shown when Naruto strived and managed to develop a form of the Rasengan in a week. It took a belief that he could do it and hard work to accomplish a near impossible task.

[Luxiano]

"Hard workers = fodders" - Uchihatards

The worst ? they are right.

[Aldo Raine]

"The true measure of a shinobi is not how he lives, but how he dies." - The J-Man

[Rakkushimi-YT]

"In the ninja world, those who don't follow the rules are trash. But, those who abandon their friends are even worse than trash." - Obito

If my arms get ripped off, I'll just kick him to death. If my legs get ripped off, I'll just bite him to death. If my head gets ripped off, I'll just stare him to death. And if my eyes get ripped out, I'll just curse him to death! - Naruto

Kankuro: "You're an interesting guy, I like you."
Naruto: "You're not interesting, I don't like you."
Kankuro: *thinking* This brat...I'm going to kill him.

Gai: "Youth is sweet and sour and sometimes strict Kakashi."
Kakashi: "Did you say something?"
Gai: "Oh my god! That was pretty good rival Kakashi. That reaction is somewhat 'modern' and it pisses me off."

"Wasn't much of a match; kinda boring." - Temari

"The true measure of a shinobi is not how he lives, but how he dies." - Jiraiya

[Revy]

'Trash'- Kimimaro

[hollistergalee]

I like this one:

(talkin 2 naruto)Kankuro: I kinda like you kid.
Naruto: Don't take this the wrong way but I don't like you!
Kankuro(thinking):This kid is toast:ohpek

[Momohime]

"If my arms get ripped off, I'll just kick him to death. If my legs get ripped off, I'll just bite him to death. If my head gets ripped off, I'll just stare him to death. And if my eyes get ripped out, I'll just curse him to death!" - Naruto

Or as I like to call him, The Man. :zaru

But yes, this quote is one of my favorites ever.

[Alexdhamp]

@OP: Well, philosophers also say the pen is mightier than the sword. Kinda contradictory, ne? :lmao

Anyway to answer the question;
"Ero-sennin!!"
"Didn't I tell you to stop calling me that in public!?" :lmao

Heh...I miss the J-man... :cry

[KenzoRainNinja]

Shikamaru to Hidan.... "that pathetic Jashin guy isnt your God.... I am"

[Melodia]

There are so many funny/awesome/epic quotes.. These are some that I especially like.. The more memorable ones. Sorry for the army of smileys. :d

"Sorry, Sasuke ... this is the last time." - U. Itachi :(

"There's no meaning to a flower unless it blooms." - Y. Ino :nod

"Sorry I'm late, I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life." - H. Kakashi :risu

"Cower in awe! Cry your heart out! Because my art ... is an EXPLOSION!" - Deidara :nuts

"Please Kakuzu-chan..pretty please with sugar on top?" - Hidan :awesome

"Oh yeah, that hit the spot.." - Hidan :LOS :hehee

[KimiBear17]

Philosophers say actions speak louder than words. Well...Naruto is an exception that actions and words speak equally as loud.

The words by Naruto characters may be comedic or they might be depressing. Some quotes have gone far and beyond leading them to be your favorite(s).

What's your favorite quote?
Ok I have several favorite quotes so YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED >:3

"Kakashi: I'm glad you removed the poison in such an enthusiastic way, but now you will die from loss of blood.
Naruto: ARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!"

"I'm not JUST a pervert...I'm a SUPER-PERVERT!" - Jiraya

"Hey, boss, you sure she's even a girl? Look at the size of her forehead!" - Konohamaru

"Kankuro: I like you, you're funny.
Naruto: I don't like you, you're not funny.
Kankuro Thinking: I'M GONNA KILL THIS KID AS SOON AS I GET THE CHANCE"
lolz

"Naruto: What'd you think? I call it 'Sexy no Jutsu'
Iruka: YOU DUMBASS! Don't invent stupid skills!"

"Ibiki: What's ma name bitches?!
Temari: It's Ib -
Ibiki: Back in the day! I can still see 'em! The suffering children! *heh!*"

"Oh well, if we fail it's only death." I think that's Kakashi.

"I stumbled across a path called life today..." - Kakashi Hatake

[Sister Eda]

"shit head" - tayuya

[Kage]

]"The only thing that keeps a fire from dying and gives it even more power is... wind."
- Naruto

"If my arms get ripped off, I'll just kick him to death. If my legs get ripped off, I'll just bite him to death. If my head gets ripped off, I'll just stare him to death. And if my eyes get ripped out, I'll just curse him to death!"
-Naruto

these work and also

"if that's what it means to be wise i'd rather be a fool my whole life"
-Naruto

[emROARS]

...Things we have not seen yet and things that we do not know yet…
It is foolish to fear them.

...Don't judge others simply by your preconceptions and judgment based on their appearance.

People are bound by what they percieve as correct and true; that is how they define reality. But what does it mean the be correct and true?

-Uchiha Itachi

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Last one goes well with my A-Level Philosophy class at the moment. :D:

[TheYellowFlash10]

"Sorry, Sasuke ... this is the last time" Uchiha Itachi

"People are bound by what they percieve as correct and true; that is how they define reality." Uchiha Itachi

[BluishSwirls]

Naruto: "If my arms get ripped off, I'll just kick him to death. If my legs get ripped off, I'll just bite him to death. If my head gets ripped off, I'll just stare him to death. And if my eyes get ripped out, I'll just curse him to death!"

Obito/Kakashi:"In the ninja world, those who don't follow the rules are trash. But, those who abandon their friends are even worse than trash."

Kakashi: "Orochimaru... What snake pit in hell did you crawl out of?"

Jiraiya: "Die! Just Die! You have no talent at all!!"

Jiraiya: "Shut up, you flat-chested bitch Tsunade!"

Kakashi: "No, you don't get it, thats why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?"

[Naruto Trids]

Shikamaru-How troublesome

Naruto-Believe It :zaru

Jiraya-Super Perv :ho

[Mia]

The "I smell like a dog..."-scene is priceless, especially in the anime with Naruto screaming: "We don´t have time to talk about hair products!"

[cows are fat]

"Uahh! You're from the Aburame Clan! Gross!

- Tobi (Madara)

[IxSkIllShOtZxI]

"Tobi's a good boy" - Tobi/Obito

[AvieGo]

If he rips my arms off, I'll kick him to death.
If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death!
If he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death!
And if he gouges out my eyes, I'll curse him
from beyond the grave!.
Naruto (Naruto)

True Change cannot be made if it is bound by laws and limitations, predictions and imagination
Uchiha Itachi (Naruto)

There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive. Like how you found that flower. Like how I found you.
Orochimaru (Naruto)

[HurricaneKICK]

"Might Guy, huh? Mighty stupid-looking guy is more like it!" - Kisame :Kisame
"Shut up, you flat-chested bitch Tsunade!" - Jairaiya :jir_thumb
"Please Kakuzu-chan, pretty please with sugar ontop?" - Hidan

[(´・ω・)]

''What a drag/What a pain in the ass..'' -Shikamaru

''Dattebayo'' -Naruto Uzumaki

''My first impression of this group.. Is that you're all a bunch of idiots.'' -Hatake Kakashi

[ChocoKitty ♥]

"Yo, Aloe Vera, where the fuck is Sasuke?! - Naruto
"Ahahahhaha, a tentacle!""Don't laugh!" - Zetsu (when Kirabi was actually revealed not to be caught)
"HELLOOOOOOOOOO" - Zetsu at Kage Summit

So odd how they all have to do with Zetsu.. :lmao

:lmao

[Drathe]

Dattebayo.

xD
Epic!

[cows are fat]

"Olé!" - Tobi

[Drathe]

"Olé!" - Tobi

Yeah, that one was awesome xDDDD

[Chidori701]

Sasuke - "I have long since closed my eyes... My only goal is in the darkness."

[KikyouBlossom]

"If my arms get ripped off, I'll just kick him to death. If my legs get ripped off, I'll just bite him to death. If my head gets ripped off, I'll just stare him to death. And if my eyes get ripped out, I'll just curse him to death!" -Uzumaki Naruto, talking about Orochimaru

Epic quote is epic. :laugh

[ChocoKitty ♥]

"If my arms get ripped off, I'll just kick him to death. If my legs get ripped off, I'll just bite him to death. If my head gets ripped off, I'll just stare him to death. And if my eyes get ripped out, I'll just curse him to death!" -Uzumaki Naruto, talking about Orochimaru

Epic quote is epic. :laugh

I love this quote.. :ohpek

[NaruMuffinXD]

"Olé!" - Tobi(I LOVE THAT ONE TOO.)

"Tobi's a good boy!"-Tobi

"so i acted like a Baka. It was tough, has it been lonely for you Naruto, was it tough Naruto?"-Iruka (I dunno, it was touching :/)

"ART IS A BANG!!"-Deidara

All the things Hidan and Kakuzu said to each other.

"ITACHI'S BACK??!"-Sasuke (LOLOL)

"You're not going to scream and attack me like last time are you Sasuke?"-Itachi

"SASORI MY MAN!"-Deidara

"I'm going to call this, Whack-a-Mole no jutsu!"-Tobi (recently from shippuden ep. 134)

[HurricaneKICK]

(I LOVE THAT ONE TOO.)

"Tobi's a good boy!"-Tobi

"so i acted like a Baka. It was tough, has it been lonely for you Naruto, was it tough Naruto?"-Iruka (I dunno, it was touching :/)

"ART IS A BANG!!"-Deidara

All the things Hidan and Kakuzu said to each other.

"ITACHI'S BACK??!"-Sasuke (LOLOL)

"You're not going to scream and attack me like last time are you Sasuke?"-Itachi

"SASORI MY MAN!"-Deidara

"I'm going to call this, Whack-a-Mole no jutsu!"-Tobi (recently from shippuden ep. 134)

lol, whack-a-mole no jutsu, I loved that

[mickieficky]

the next generation will always surpass the one before it and take over. - kakashi

the will of fire brings light to the village. well, at least thats what my dad always said. - asuma

naruto, sometimes your eyes are better then mine. only you can save sasuke from the darkness. - neji

the only shinobi that can surpass the forth hokage is you. thats what i believe. -kakashi

that pathetic lord jashin or whatever isnt your god anymore. i am. the only one bringing down vengeance is me. - shikamaru

I THINK THE TIME WILL COME WHEN PEOPLE TRULY UNDERSTAND EACHOTHER. -JIRAIYA

[wilby2]

Being hurt inevitably breeds feeling of hate towards others. Same thing when we hurt others, we have to deal with their hatred for us and our own feelings of guilt. Knowing what it feels like to be hurt is why we try to be kind to others. That's what makes us human.

- Jiraiya to Nagato

[_allismine_]

All of Pein's puns. They make me lol.

[Pixie]

"If my arms get ripped off, I'll just kick him to death. If my legs get ripped off, I'll just bite him to death. If my head gets ripped off, I'll just stare him to death. And if my eyes get ripped out, I'll just curse him to death!" -Uzumaki Naruto, talking about Orochimaru

Epic quote is epic. :laugh

This is definitely my favorite quote. :love

[EternallyStar]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it Zetsu who said "Tobi is a good boy"? :hmm

[Revan the Sage]

"The seal is set so that if eight tails are released, I'll appear within your consciousness. I didn't want that to happen... I never wanted to see you again, Nine-Tails, but... I looked forward to seeing how my son had grown... so I guess you could call it even."
-Minato

[Cornwallace]

"Olé!" - Tobi :awesome

[jux]

MIGHT GUY TRUMPS THIS SECTION

[ChocoLatte]

Gai: Youth is sweet, and sour, and sometimes strict, Kakashi.
Kakashi: Did you say something?
Gai: Oh my God!! That was pretty good, rival Kakashi! That reaction is somewhat "hip" and is pisses me off.

...Gai is priceless and king of all quotes from Naruto.

[3spn4life]

"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts ... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?" - Itachi Uchiha

"The clan, the clan. You overestimate your own abilities with no idea to the depth of my own, and look at you now, groveling in the dirt!" - Itachi Uchiha

"We're both of the same breed, after all ... motives for war are of no concern. Religion, Ideology, Resources, Land, Spite, Love, or 'Just because ...' No matter how pathetic the reason, it's enough to start a war." - Nagato Pain

"Perhaps the companionship of an evil person is preferable to loneliness." - Gaara

"When a person ... has something important they want to protect ... that's when they can become truly strong. " - Haku

"Your life was only spared on a whim, but this time, you will lose your life on a whim." - Sasuke Uchiha

[Rurouni Himura]

"So Naruto really is a boy!"-Sai
"Art is a bang!"-Deidara
"Tobi is a good boy."-Tobi....duh
Those are just a few of my faves:awesome

- Himura

[CrimsonMoon]

Gai: Youth is sweet, and sour, and sometimes strict, Kakashi.
Kakashi: Did you say something?
Gai: Oh my God!! That was pretty good, rival Kakashi! That reaction is somewhat "hip" and is pisses me off.

...Gai is priceless and king of all quotes from Naruto.

yep..I agree with you
and the Shikamaru ones as well.:wink

[Fourangers]

"Don't you dare talk about Sasuke as if he's something that you own!" Uzumaki Naruto.

"People who don't follow the rules are trash, but people who abandon their own comrades are worse than trash." Uchiha Obito.

"If this means to be wise, I'd rather continue to be a fool." Uzumaki Naruto.

"Who are you?" Maito Gai to Kisame. XD

"Mendokuse...." Nara Shikamaru.

[(´・ω・)]

''Urusai'' -Sasuke.

[UchihaRae]

Obito- "Just as Kakashi and I were beginning to get along...I just couldn't tell Rin....that I loved her....I wish...I could've spent more time...with everyone...

Sakura- "I've always considered myself to be a true ninja... but those were just empty words, because Sasuke and Naruto were always in the lead! But now it's my turn to take the lead, and all of you can watch me from the background!"

Naruto- "Because he's like a brother to me...and I'm a better brother than you ever were!" (To Itachi)

[Sedaiv]

Naruto: IF PEACE EXSISTS IN THIS WORD! I WILL FIND IT!

Naruto: SO MY NAME IS A PRECIOUS MEMENTO OF HIS! I CAN'T GIVE UP AND STOMP ON THIS MOMENTO!

Naruto: I WILL BECOME THE HOKAGE! AND I'LL MAKE SURE THERE'S PEACE FOR AMEGAKURE TOO! BELIEVE IN ME!

Nagato: I couldn't believe in what Jiraiya believe in. Or in the man himself. But you chose a different path. In you I can see a different future. I... will believe in you Naruto Uzumaki.

Nagato: War brings death... and wounds and pain to both sides... there's nothing harder to accept than the deaths of those you love... so you believe... they could never die... especially... those who haven't known war... like... your generation... you try to find meaning in death... but... there's only pain... and hatred ... that you don't know what to do with... dying like trash... neverending hatred... pain that never heals... that... is war... Naruto... this... is what... you must face... the book and you... it's like... someone... set this all up... or... maybe... this is the real hand of God... my role is over now... Naruto... you can... really...

[Scholzee]

I dont even know one :(

[Bellatrix]

Naruto: "Cut the bullshit, Sakura-chan!" (Chapter 469)

:hurr

[Cronos]

tobi is a good boy

[godsangel13]

some favourite quotes:

"I don't care who I have to fight... If someone rips my arms off, I'll kick him to death... If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death... If he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death...and if he gouges my eyes, I'll curse him from beyond the grave... Even if I'm torn to shreds...I'll take Sasuke back!" - Naruto

"When I watch you, I feel strong, like I can do anything - that even I am worth something." - Hinata


"I used to always cry and give up... I nearly went the wrong way... but you... you showed me the right way... I was always chasing you... wanting to overtake you... I just wanted to walk with you... I wanted to be with you... you changed me! Your smile saved me! So I’m not afraid to die protecting you!! Because I - love you..." - Hinata

"you should give up trying to make me give up" naruto from jiraiyas book

[Aster The Megalomaniac]

"Then why do I exist and live? When I thought about this I could find no answer; but as you live you need a reason, otherwise it's the same as being dead" - GAARA OF THE MOTHERPIMPING SAND

[Gaawa-chan]

Right now it's this one:

Gaara: Sasuke, you and I are similar... we have both walked through the darkness of this world. That is why even the faintest glimmers of hope can reach our eyes.

And these are some others that I like:

Haku: And I was forced to accept it. That was the most painful thing... Accepting that I was alone in the world. Superfluous. Unwanted. Shunned.

Gaara: Then why do I exist and live? When I thought about this I could find no answer, but as long as you live you need a reason, otherwise it's the same as being dead.

Gaara: Hate, sadness, and joy... to be able to share those with another person... Uzumaki Naruto... he knew pain like I did, and he taught me that I could change that path... I wish one day that I can be needed by someone...

Gaara: Appearances... dignity... What worthless, old fashioned ideas.

Manga/Gaara: I've turned my back against the darkness... I will never look back again... My only path now is that of the light!

Sasuke: What if I were to... kill the one you love most?
Kakashi: That would work, however, no person like that exists for me. Those people have already been killed. :amuse
Sasuke: :D:

Naruto: If I think back to when I was alone... it brings fear back to me.
Naruto: That suffering... that darkness... That was Hell itself...
Naruto: If I was still alone...

Hiruzen: These people are precious to me... we share a home... we share a life and though we may not share ties of blood, they are precious to me! They are my family!

Gaara: Perhaps the companionship of an evil person is preferable to loneliness.

Sasuke: I'm more special than you.

Zetsu: When you're sad and alone, all you can count on is yourself.

Shikamaru: If the shinobi of Konoha were Shougi pieces, I'd be that knight.
Shikaku: What's that supposed to mean?
Shikamaru: That's what Asuma told me.
Shikaku: ... Heh... he really understood you. That Asuma... Well, then... who would the king represent?
Shikamaru: ... Those who will grow up to bear Konoha upon their shoulders... They are the king.

Tobi: Show him the greatness of your pop art, senpai!
Deidara: Pop is dead. My style is superflat!

Gai: Look into my eyes and accept my dearest apologies. While you're at it, notice my handsome, manly features.

[JensImagination]

Even if it's only an obstacle for you to overcome...I'm always going to be there for you. -Itachi Uchiha

[Mish]

"IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU NARDO"

[Alexandritee]

"IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU NARDO"

I liked this one too.

:tomato

[Rynir]

"Sorry Sasuke...This is the last time..." -Itachi of the Funk

"If i cannot do 100 push-ups, i will do 200 sit-ups, if i cannot do 200 sit-ups, i will run 500 laps around the village!" -Rock Lee

"Sharingans only, bitch" -Sasuke, the Abridged Series

[SatoshiHyuga]

I honestly think this is the best quote from the entire series.

"You and I are flesh and blood. I'm always going to be there for you, even if it's only as an obstacle for you to overcome. Even if you do hate me. That's what big brothers are for."
-Itachi to Sasuke

[Amrun]

"No, you don't get it, thats why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?" - Hatake Kakashi

Zetsu: "Ahaha! Tentacles!"

Zetsu (at the Kage Summit): "HELLOOOO!"

Pretty much anything Zetsu said, basically.

[OMNOMNOM THE COOKIEZ]

"Sorry I'm late, I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life." -Kakashi Hatake

I started writing that on my tardy slips. :hurr

"That sword! ... It's your weapon, isn't it?" -Maito Gai

No shit, Sherlock.

[vjpowell]

Naruto - "I hate people who lie to themselves." For some reason that is my favorite line in the entire Naruto series.

[Amrun]

Naruto - "I hate people who lie to themselves." For some reason that is my favorite line in the entire Naruto series.

It's also totally ironic since he's been doing it from Day 1.

[Dagor]

"Sorry Sasuke, there will be no next time." Epic Quote for me.

[Rynir]

"Oh...So you do have one." -Sai

"There was a time when Jiraiya was younger, when he almost died. Two arms and six ribs were broken, and several of his organs ruptured. The injuries were caused by Tsunade... All because he did what you're about to do." -Yamato

[Amrun]

"Oh...So you do have one." -Sai

"There was a time when Jiraiya was younger, when he almost died. Two arms and six ribs were broken, and several of his organs ruptured. The injuries were caused by Tsunade... All because he did what you're about to do." -Yamato

That's a great Yamato quote! I also love the one where he says he's not afraid to rule by fear. /too lazy to look it up

[Rynir]

That's a great Yamato quote! I also love the one where he says he's not afraid to rule by fear. /too lazy to look it up

"I like being nice and friendly but I don't have any problems with ruling by fear either"


:amuse

[Godaime Hokage]

"People like Jiraiya... and Sarutobi, and Elder Chiyo of the Sand possessed something you two sorely lack. Do you know what that is!? ...Faith! My grandfather, the First Hokage, believed in you and entrusted you with the village. Now it's your turn to believe in these children and entrust it to them!"

:awesome

And the one in my sig. :quite

[Rynir]

"Hinata, shut up and come with me!" -Naruto

[Zach]

"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts ... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?"-Uchiha Itachi

"We are Pain! We are God!"-Pain

"I want you to feel pain, to think about pain, to accept pain, to know pain."-Pain

"There, that ending ... was a little better. The frog at the bottom of the well drifts off into the great ocean. Heh heh ... yep ... pretty damn honorable ... pretty damn honorable..."-Jiraiya

"I won't allow my comrades to die. I'll protect you with my life. Trust me."-Kakashi

"Sorry I'm late, I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life.-Kakashi

"Behold the power of youth!"-Gai

"Look deep into my eyes and accept my sincere apology! Also notice my handsome manly features."-Gai

[Cazmanian Devil]

Deidara: Tobi, I only let things go three times. Next time you say something, I'll set you a cause of death... mm.

Tobi: hm.. most likely death by explosion.

Zetsu: That's...three times.

Deidara: Death by asphyxiation...mm. *said while choking tobi with legs seeing as he has no arms at the moment*

:D
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Deidara: You listening Tobi? Don't you ever get too full of yourself... yeah! Because the three tails didn't have a sacrificial power medium. It was all the weaker...it lacked the brains to actually harness the power after all.
*silence*
Hey Tobi i said not to be overly talkative but that's too quiet. *looks back* At least a reply would...

*snores....from Tobi*

Tobi: UWAAAAAAA!!!!!

Deidara: HEY ASSHOLE! TIME TO WAKE THE HELL UP! YEAH!

[Rima]

Sakura: This time get a good look at my back. :nod

[Maskrosen]

Art is a bang, un.


Actually, everything Deidara says is kinda epic. Also I like his and sasori's arguing, and some funny quotes by random people.
Oh, and that thing Danzo said about Sasuke being Itachi's failure. :awesome

[Cazmanian Devil]

HAHAHAHH!!!! who said that??

[YamiTsukiyomi012]

Kakashi: Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die. Seriously.

Itachi
"Sorry, Sasuke; this is it."

"You and I are flesh and blood. I'm always going to be there for you, even if it's only as an obstacle for you to overcome. Even if you do hate me. That's what big brothers are for."

"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts ... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?"

"All I ever hear is Sasuke this, Sasuke that, what's so great about this guy anyways?"- Naruto

"Where leaves dance, fire burns. But soon the fire will die, and the village will prosper once again..."-Sarutobi

[ramen321]

that one about being hokage is DA BEST

[Dragonfang]

"You are the leaves bathing in the sun. I...am the roots that grow in the dark." -Danzou's thought..

[ikarishipping]

Sakura: This time get a good look at my back. :nod

That quote powns.

[selvaspeedy]

Naruto to Nagato: "Then I will break that curse. If there's such thing as peace, I will find it. I won't give up!"
I love this line :)

[dolphinabottle]

Mine would be some of those made by Itachi. He may not speak much, but when he does, he always lends an air of great insight and mystery.

"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts ... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?"

[kohanauzumaki12]

Real strength is not what you have when fighting for only yourself. When you have something special that you want to protect, only then can you become truly strong!! (naruto from naruto)

[AreoSamurai21]

I have no favorite quote :pek

Why i am posting ??? :geg

[Dei-Senpai]

"Sasori, my Man!"

[(º '.' º)~]

Naruto's quotes are epic :33

[arcanelifeform]

I have no idea what's going on, so i'll just pretend i do.
Yo, aloe vera!
- naruto :LOS

[Musigu111]

"It wasn't meaningless. To me, you... have become my closest friend"

-Sasuke (VoTE)

[selvaspeedy]

My newest favorite quotes:

Naruto: The only way you and I can communicate properly is with our fists.Badass Naruto is badass :sun.

and:
Sasuke: What... what the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you care about me so much?Sasuke made me lol :lmao.

[Musigu111]

My newest favorite quotes:

Naruto: The only way you and I can communicate properly is with our fists.Badass Naruto is badass :sun.

and:
Sasuke: What... what the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you care about me so much?Sasuke made me lol :lmao.

Oh yeah, they were AWESOME!
Also totally dug:

"So tell me... Did you see what's in my heart?... How I really feel?....
Did you see what'll happen?....
If we fight again... We're both gonna die." - Naruto

I almost had a heart attack reading that. Powerful.

[Lover of Stories]

"In the ninja world, those who don't follow the rules are trash. But those who abandon their friends are even worse than trash."

[DarkAngelSakura]

It's really impossible for me to choose a favorite quote. There are just too many good ones...

[Caelus]

"Yo, aloe vera!" is maybe the greatest of all-time.

Sai's insults (Dickless painty-waist, gutless little homo, etc) are great too.