God Vs Superman

[Neon]

In response of the Jesus Vs superman thread, i give you the real ultimate battle

[Hyuuga-YoungIsh]

SUPERMAN wins GOD SUCKS *lightning bolts strikes me dead*

[CrazyMoronX]

*Superman thinks about attacking*
*God speaks*
*superman dies*

[ouatic]

*Superman thinks about attacking*
*God speaks*
*superman dies*

hahahahahaha! I absolutely agree with that!

[Neon]

I was going to vote for superman until i saw bean's post, now all is clear to me, superman it is

[mpthread]

If superman cant take Jesus how can he take God the sun of Jesus? Besides who said it would be a wrestling competition. God also has the undead army of heaven Superman is screwed

[Neon]

^^^ No help here this is one on one, and superman has the whole justice leauge anyways

[mpthread]

undead army kills the justice league

even if it is one on one god is the light superman would be blinded

[martryn]

God can create matter... any matter, any substance. We all know what that would mean for Superman.

[SantheGhost]

Gad all the way!!! superman would die just woundering if he could beat God. he would die of stupidity because who is really that stupid to take on God besides satin?

[Literally Exaggerated]

depends:

Old-testament God. Vengeful, capricious, would own superman

New-testament God. Probably unkillable by virtue of being omnipotent. on the other hand, all-forgiving, so its a tie.

[Reznor]

God can create matter... any matter, any substance. We all know what that would mean for Superman.
^Exactly.

God wins.

Also Superman needs the Sun, and God > Sun.

[David Ola]

WHo ever made this tread is the biggest idiot I have ever seen. BAAAAka, BBAAAAKKKAA

[erfi]

The answer is pretty obvious...

It is a tie of course...

I mean...the answer is even in the choice...
"Tie- They go have some pie, because everyone loves pie"

EVERYONE loves pie, therefore they have to have a tie and go have some pie...

[Xelloss]

Ok to start, yeaht he bible its write in god stead, second jesus did live, theres lot of prove by the rome empire that a man with that name exist, now if u ask me, this fight would never even happen Superman (pacifist lover), and God (he is mean to be love) so nonono, but if it did happen, cathalic god its allmighty, so theres no way superman or anyone by the way can deafead him, and about jacoob, he fight one angel that was in god stead. Now if u want to fight god u have to pass, cherubins, angels, choirs (like 7 if I remember correctly), and the arcangels that every arcangel ist as strong as satan, then if by any chance u defead them, u have to face god. But I would do with a tie, becayse tihs fight would never happen

[CrazyMoronX]

That wasn't God as we think of him wrestling Jacob, if it was the real thing, Jacob would die, Moses couldn't even look at God in his real body on the mountain, becuase no man can look at God's face and live. It was a carnal human form that God took on to wrestle him, with the proportional strength of the average man. Jesus was the human incarnation of God, and he was just the same as every other man, and might of lost in a wrestling match to Jacob too.

Anyway, even if Superman looks at God's face, he dies.

[CrazyMoronX]

That's taken a bit out of context, he didn't literally see God's true form face to face, he saw the human incarnation face to face. He said that right after they where done wrestling, are you saying he beat God at wrestling, in his true form, that is so unimaginably powerful, that you can't even stand in it's presence? God wouldn't show his real form to Jacob, becuase he knows it would kill him, so instead he took a form that Jacob could see in person, and still live.

[CrazyMoronX]

Yeah it is right there, plain as day, they wrestled, and somewhere else plain as day, no man can look at God's face and live. So I have to draw the conclusion it wasn't God's true form, it was a human incarnation that you could look at the face and not die.

[jkingler]

Ummm...He's God? Kind of a no-brainer, IMO.

[Asmodeus]

Yeah, the key word here is....*dum dum dum....*GOD! Lol, actually, when I did the Jesus vs. Superman thread, I almost made it God...but I thought that it would be a little unfair, lol. Oh, btw, all God would have to do it think Superman out of existence.

[Neon]

Bean's post are still the only one with biblical proof behind them, so until someone has proof I stick with bean and superman :P

[UltraSynaptic SeizureNinja]

God will poop out a Kryptonic meteor and own Supermans' ass.

GOD WINS

[The Wanderer]

God and Superman in the battlefield

Before the battle even starts, God sends lil sissy Supes to a world full of kriptonite , where he gets to see Louis getting raped by Luthor. And as he's seeing that God sends his Angels and Archangels with kriptonite swords, kriptonite gattling guns, kriptonite atomic bombs and kriptonite stuff. And after lil Clark's body is blasted into oblivion. God just destroy his punny soul just like that

God >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lil Supes

[Bronwen]

Dude, it says it right there, clear as day. It's just silly to say that people are allowed to interpret the Bible however they want. Using your logic I could just as easily say that Jesus wasn't actually really real, and that he's only a collection of myths and parable about other people real and imagined, but it says in the Bible that he was the son of God and he died for our sins. You either have to accept the whole thing as fact or accept that the work si flawed.

If it's flawed then there's no way you can say for sure that God would win becuase you could just percieve that omnipotent and eternal mean something else.

You seemed pretty sure that the text in the Bible has to be taken in the literal sense...uh..no? 10 years of having to be forced to attend religious classes does teach you a few things and taking the bible literally is a big no no. -_- Unless of course, your perspective is taught by an entirely different religious traits that views the bible as something else altogether.

Besides, you're basing a really ridiculous death match on one fragment of a story (out of hundreds of pages worth of God worthy kicking ass) of a supposed immortal (death match my ass, you can't kill an immortal being much less the one whom supposedly created this world) being and if taken literally we could put the whole bible in literal context; created the friggin universe where Superman lives, hailed firestorms on sin city, resurrected his supposed son and while he could've created massed genocide on the universe, he forgave people just because he was a dandy immortal being and didn't have the heart in destroying his creations. His creations.

God omnipotent? Immortal? Yeah...Omniscient is probably another story altogether, if, suggesting, we take the bible into the literal context.

Yeah. God. Boom.

[boredvietboi4o8]

God will just turn superman's heart into a big rock of kryptonite and when superman tries to rip it out, he'll kill himself

[The Wanderer]

Jesus, you make God sound like some sort of major asshole. Is there some testament where God just goes apeshit that I've never heard of? Hey it's God vs Superman, it's a "what if" situation . God is fighting Supes, so I would expect him to destroy him like that

[mgrace]

Didn't superman die????

God won... and would win.. He made superman..

[Bronwen]

Haha, you're so dumb. Go ahead and find me a peice of scripture that says God can beat superman. I dare you. Go read your bible and find me one peice of solid evidence that God can beat superman. Go ahead.

The fact is that you're just pissed because I've got FACTS to prove my point and you haven't got shit. You can say whatever you want about the Bible being this or the Bible being that, but if you accept that God is all the things you say he is based on the Bible then you are also accepting that God can get out-wrestled by Jacob.

I'm not saying that it neccisarily means that Superman would get the upper-hand, but I am saying that you have to accept the possibility that God isn't completely unbeatable. I mean, people were short when Jacob was alive, really short. Arceology has shownt aht people we like three or four feet tall back then, that means that God is probably pretty short too, since he created early man in his image, and I know from experience that height and weight have a lot of bearing in an wrestling match.

The worse three things I've read about god doing are the following:

A plauge of locusts: Superman would whoop any amount fo locusts you sent at him.
Fire and brimstone: He could punch this shit away with his fists.
A huge flood: Superman can fly.

If you're going to debate religion at least try backing it up with a bit of scripture.

Oh boy, now we resort to calling names? Thanks. :huh It's kinda hard to resort to taking this debate seriously, after your response to my post and calling me dumb, when this is a silly versus match so whatever rocks your boat. Superman wins. Your opinion and clearly I have mine. Besides tell me when you see a God vs. Superman in the bible and I'll take your word for it.

[martryn]

God has no body, or rather, he can choose to not have a body. And, he can create matter. God creates kryptonite, kryptonite > superman. If God wanted to make this a physical match-up, and decides to inherit a body, he can make himself a kryptonite body. And since superman gets his power from the sun, God can destroy it. Where does wrestling even come into play?

[Xelloss]

Ok, first u tell me since when superman its real, now for prove, theres enough prove at least Jesus did live. Now if u want to talk about the bible, on the genesis, god create light, and rip it off the darkeness, aka the sun... when I see superman do that tell me.

And abuot gods, why do u think catholic god its not represent in mainly any comic, simple most religion gods, watch over something, death, harvest, life, happines, love, etc, while catholic god... watch everything... omnipotent, allmighty, theres some meaning to those words. And as everyone point out, he didn´t battle god himself.

[Tehol Beddict]

First, my argument before it was tainted by yours:

God=Religion=Power=Money=Lex

Lex>Supes
God>Supes

Now...Bean, I must say that I thoroughly enjoy the manner in which you utterly destroy the frail minds of so many people with your posts. And not just this once; time and time again I venture into a new thread only to be drown in the tears of glorious laughter after reading how you casually and with an excellently subtle (to the people who cannot grasp such things) sarcasm completely refute every ill-concieved and ignorant counterpoint they might attempt to make. And what's more is your wonderful tendency to do so using their own words and supposed 'proof' against them, causing them to stumble about drooling on themselves, mumbling about how they know that they are right while having absolutely nothing of any relevance whatsoever to back it up. Thank you. Your words do not go unnoticed my friend. :amuse Really. This shit makes me laugh so hard it hurts :laugh

And there you have it folks, if you do not believe my original argument, you have proof from god himself that says Superman can defeat him in a one on one battle.

Supes>Jacob
Jacob>/=God
Supes>God

I would go find more scriptures that prove that Supes would emerge victorious from a showdown with god, but I think the point has already been made.

And I voted that they would go get pie. I'd go get pie. And I recall jesus telling peter at one point that whatsoever he held true on earth, so shall it be held true in heaven. The catholics say that this power is passed down to the pope, but I'd like to differ with their beliefs and assume that he was talking to Peter as kind a of metaphor for mankind. And since I am choosing to believe that for the purposes of this little debate, I'm going to hold true that 1. God did not create supes. He's a comicbook character, so the next person that commits the blasphemous act of attempting to back up their argument of god>supes by saying that is going to burn in hell. 2. If god and supes fought supes would win. It's held true in heaven now that I have said it so this argument is over from a religious stand-point. To argue with me is to argue with the will of god. And you wouldn't want to do that. 3. If a confrontation did emerge between them it would be settled through discussion over some pie.

And don't bother me with your 'proof through personal views and interpretation' That's exactly what this is so to attempt to refute it by doing the same thing would be hypocritical in nature. Save yourself the trouble, god hates hypocrites :P

[Ardor]

Haha, you're so dumb. Go ahead and find me a peice of scripture that says God can beat superman. I dare you. Go read your bible and find me one peice of solid evidence that God can beat superman. Go ahead.

The fact is that you're just pissed because I've got FACTS to prove my point and you haven't got shit. You can say whatever you want about the Bible being this or the Bible being that, but if you accept that God is all the things you say he is based on the Bible then you are also accepting that God can get out-wrestled by Jacob.

I'm not saying that it neccisarily means that Superman would get the upper-hand, but I am saying that you have to accept the possibility that God isn't completely unbeatable. I mean, people were short when Jacob was alive, really short. Arceology has shownt aht people we like three or four feet tall back then, that means that God is probably pretty short too, since he created early man in his image, and I know from experience that height and weight have a lot of bearing in an wrestling match.

The worse three things I've read about god doing are the following:

A plauge of locusts: Superman would whoop any amount fo locusts you sent at him.
Fire and brimstone: He could punch this shit away with his fists.
A huge flood: Superman can fly.

If you're going to debate religion at least try backing it up with a bit of scripture.


ok lets settle some things here. have we all forgotten that even if God "lost" the fight with a Jacob God wasnt the one who walked away with a limp and a screwed up hip. and speaking of Jacobs injury the only reason that God left is because the morning was comming as seen here:

24 And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day. 25 And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him. 26 And he said, Let me go, for the day breaketh. And he said, I will not let thee go, except thou bless me. 27 And he said unto him, What is thy name? And he said, Jacob. 28 And he said, Thy name shall be called no more Jacob, but Israel: for as a prince hast thou power with God and with men, and hast prevailed.

note that God didnt 'smite' his thigh but only touched it. which means that He
a) has imaculate strength and only has to gently poke something to tear it appart or
b) can change the universe to however He wants.
i would guess that both are true in the context of God. so then in the case of God vs superman god wins becasue he simply causes superman to cease existing and casts him into hell for being an idiot.

concerning man being created int he image of God, i have some of my old GI Joe toys boxed up somewhere. those were created in the image of humans so does that mean that all humans are 4 inches tall?

now lets see what can God do other than throw around locusts and hail? i know, how about in Genisis when He caused humans to become mortal? or when he caused the serpent to lose its legs. couldnt he just make supermans arms and legs dissapear? how about in Revelations where it says that God can destroy the entire earth in the blink of an eye?

heck superman cant even beat Jesus so how could he ever hope to beat God. i mean if we are all looking at the Bible in a literal sence then Jesus already came as a mortal (and mind you that he also once said that no man can take his life but he has the power to give it up for others) and at the second comming is to appear as a warrior to establish a kingdom.

and then the last really great point is that in the november 2002 issue of JLA a mini series was started entitled 'scary monsters'. during this 6 month series superman was attacked by a demon and severely injured (he had his ribs gashed open). now seeing as how God whipped up on the biggest of all the devils with ease and superman couldnt even beat a regular one then how can God lose to superman?

so to recape:
God>Devil>Superman.
any questions?

[edit]
and since someone pointed out that God cant kill superman because he is made up well then what would happen if everyone in the world suddenly forgot about superman and any and all evidence of the character ever existing burned to ashes? yea, thats a good enough explination for me. man, i cant belive that i let myself get involved in such a stupid argument.

[jkingler]

I mean, people were short when Jacob was alive, really short. Arceology has shownt aht people we like three or four feet tall back then, that means that God is probably pretty short too, since he created early man in his image, and I know from experience that height and weight have a lot of bearing in an wrestling match.

Hate to disagree with you Bean, even when you are joking, but...

IF God already lost in wrestling, why would he wrestle again? He probably wouldn't. But if there was a rematch, this is what would happen: He would bait Supes' to fly up to Heaven, go intangible when Supes' lunges, and then rematerialize. Then the G-man would do a German suplex/Power Bomb/Choose-your-favorite-wrestling-move from behind, casting Supes down, just like he did with Lucifer. But instead of flinging him into a brimstone hell, like with Mr Cloven-hooves, he would drop him into a kryptonite hell, where he would be a gimp forevermore.

2) If they didn't wrestle, and O.G. Yahweh brought in the big guns, he would pwn Supes. In Genesis, God said "let there be light," and the sun went on. He could bust out the celestial clapper, "clap off," and cut the juice if he wanted to--effectively eliminating Supes' powers. Then he could just have his way with Clarkey, however he wanted :evil

[Edclarinet]

ok, first of all I'm not Christian, Im a Wiccan and second of all this is one of the dumbest threads I've ever found on any forum. Of course God would win, he's immortal, all powerful, and Infalable. Sure Superman was able to take down Pluto in the animated series but only with the help of a handful of other heros, and even then, they could only lock him away. and I've read several superman comics and never seen him beat any god by himself. so logic says God would win

[jkingler]

^I agree. Yes, it is a duuuuumb thread...

But that's why I likes it--that's why it's fun! That's what brought bean out of the woodworks :P

[Edclarinet]

Right on, lol its is awfully stupid but I just had to get my two cents in anyways

[Tehol Beddict]

[edit]
and since someone pointed out that God cant kill superman because he is made up well then what would happen if everyone in the world suddenly forgot about superman and any and all evidence of the character ever existing burned to ashes? yea, thats a good enough explination for me. man, i cant belive that i let myself get involved in such a stupid argument.

If you reverse the placement of the words 'god' and 'superman' every time they are said in your statement you would realize just how ignorant your outlook on the situation truly is :laugh. :

and since someone pointed out that superman cant kill God because he is made up well then what would happen if everyone in the world suddenly forgot about God and any and all evidence of the character ever existing burned to ashes? yea, thats a good enough explination for me.

(seperate)

You have no more proof that god is real than you do supes. You believe, so woohoo for you, I believe that supes is real and he>god. I speak and write with divine inspiration from mr. kent himself. He speaks to me and I write his words for all to see and he says:

The Book of Kal 'el Chapter 9, Verse 27:

Behold the future with thine own eyes: There will be a day when the idiocy of man shall overflow to the brink of self-destruction and on that day one shall rise up and call himself God. The people will follow this prophet of lies and spreader of blaspemy for a period of time and the world will be shrouded in darkness. Hold fast during these trials my children, for thy salvation is nigh. When it seems as though all hope is lost and the sheer stupidity of the people threatens to rise up incarnate to smite thy very mind, fear not, for thine saviour has not forsaken thee. When the time is ripe for a heroic entrance I shall ride in upon a chariot of light drawn by 6 golden pegasus, calling to my chosen ones with a saxaphone of jazz music and raising an army of the undead to aid me in battle. When this day comes rejoice, for those among you who did not abandon your faith will surely be caught up into mine own bosom and my zombie army shall wreak havoc and destruction upon the weak heretics as I do personally smite with the vengeance of Krypton the one that dared to take on my name with wicked intentions.

I just rewrote the rapture but with my own words and since I claim to be divinely inspired who among you can refute it? Can you say that it is obviously bullshit and made-up without saying the same thing about the rapture in the bible? You (the people that are, I'm not speaking directly to anyone) desire to argue with the rest of us using your man-created book to attempt to prove that our man-created series of (comic) books is not reality and therefore inferior when you have no more evidence of that fact than apparently you do intelligence. Discussing this as a character, strength, and ability comparison is fun. Discussing it as a theoligical debate is not what it's about. So just relax a tiny bit about the comparison of a comicbook char and a char from a book and have some fun with it and it'll all be fine. If you are a christian and you know that supes isn't real than it shouldn't be such a big deal, just laugh and let it go, just like I'm an athiest and I know god isn't real so it doesn't matter much to me :wink I'm just saying that you should relax is all, because unless A: it has actually happened and there were witnesses or B: They come from the same universe (ie: supes=dc, god=bible means they don't) and so their powers are directly comparable to one another, there is no proof. It's a hypothetical situation that will never occur because neither actually exist. (or, as per your personal beliefs, only one or the other) So think a bit more before you try to provide alleged 'real life' proof about a hypothetical fight b/w two non-existant characters. Jest is one thing but when you are serious about something like this it's just sad.

[hjkou]

there wouldnt be a fight
the moment superman even thinks of challenging god, he'd just go "i dont like you anymore, and i want to un-create you.. you don't exist"

bang, superman..? whats a superman?

[junidaime]

Haha, you're so dumb. Go ahead and find me a peice of scripture that says God can beat superman. I dare you. Go read your bible and find me one peice of solid evidence that God can beat superman. Go ahead.

The fact is that you're just pissed because I've got FACTS to prove my point and you haven't got shit. You can say whatever you want about the Bible being this or the Bible being that, but if you accept that God is all the things you say he is based on the Bible then you are also accepting that God can get out-wrestled by Jacob.

I'm not saying that it neccisarily means that Superman would get the upper-hand, but I am saying that you have to accept the possibility that God isn't completely unbeatable. I mean, people were short when Jacob was alive, really short. Arceology has shownt aht people we like three or four feet tall back then, that means that God is probably pretty short too, since he created early man in his image, and I know from experience that height and weight have a lot of bearing in an wrestling match.

The worse three things I've read about god doing are the following:

A plauge of locusts: Superman would whoop any amount fo locusts you sent at him.
Fire and brimstone: He could punch this shit away with his fists.
A huge flood: Superman can fly.

If you're going to debate religion at least try backing it up with a bit of scripture.

Forgive my bluntness but....Ur stoopid!!

proof that God would PWN super man and any other ridiculously overpowered person with a word....

"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the begining and the end... "
Revelations 21:6

GOD= UNPWNABLE

[~My§tic~]

God > Superman

God > Everyone else.

Except me, obviously :cool

[Tehol Beddict]

Forgive my bluntness but....Ur stoopid!!

proof that God would PWN super man and any other ridiculously overpowered person with a word....

"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the begining and the end... "
Revelations 21:6

GOD= UNPWNABLE

*sigh*

Completely ignoring/missing my point. In the Book of Kal 'el ch 8768 verse 64863: I am the true god, the rest are mere playthings before my power. Lies and deceit gain the following of the ignorant, but you have borne witness unto my strength. Cast aside this book of damnation you call the bible, given to thee by this demon who calls himself god, and read the true words of eternal salvation as written by dc comics Then you will know that I, Clark 'Superman' Kent, emerge victorious from all things in the end. No being can stand before my Kryptonian might!

It has been written and so shall it be!

*sigh*

I'll just write a book that describes the beating old supes would put down on god and quote it as if it were fact...

*sigh*

While we're at it, I could and have proven with scripture that I am god on several previous occasions, and when presented correctly and with the right scriptures to back you up this can cause much annoyance and anger to preachers as well as making them a tad bit uncomortable, especially if done in a public setting in front of the people that they lead. Nothing funnier than seeing someone clam up and try to act righteous because they know they've reached their limit in the debate :amuse If I had the energy to put it all down for you (generally speaking again, not singling any one person out) step by step and then listen to you present the same arguments that I hear over and over every time I do it, and finally, just to spite you, prove you wrong with the very scriptures you used to say that I wasn't god, I would have myself a good laugh (it has gotten a bit boring over the past couple of years though). It's a fun game and maybe I'll let you guys play some time. :laugh

*sigh* I don't know why I feel it necessary to continue reitirating this point. The people that can actually understand what I am getting at here aren't the morons I am trying to get through to in the first place. It's pointless. lol (that means if you understand what I am saying, then I'm not talking to you, and if you don't understand...I am talking to you. But you won't be able to figure that out, so it's okay, the rest of us will be able to tell who you are :amuse)

[~Kaio-Cam~]

In response of the Jesus Vs superman thread, i give you the real ultimate battle

whoa whoa whoa, whoa are we talkin about, GOd the creator or Jesus the prophet..... anyway God would. He can create life and he can take it away

[Priisti]

god would smack superman around like a bear would a racoon.

[Man of a Thousand Jutsus]

uhh... this reminds me of the joke about tiger woods, jesus and the old guy.... no but seriously, God pwns...

[pnoypridz]

god wins the ez.....but if the justice leuge helps that probabaly a dif story

[Pinkaugust]

Why would god fight Superman?? Superman is a warrior of justice, so there is no reason to kill him, even though he'd win if they fought (god, that is).. God doesn't seem to like to fight.. Otherwhise I'd be dead by now..

[potential]

God: DIE

Supes collapses on the floor dead.

[Kuya]

God: DIE

Supes collapses on the floor dead.

haha u bumped this thread to just say that.

[Giovanni Rild]

God: DIE

Supes collapses on the floor dead.

I hate threads like this but this was the funniest post I read in a while.

[CakeAvi]

PIE! Pie = Awsome : )

[potential]

haha u bumped this thread to just say that.

Felt like i had to put my two cents in:amuse

[Thanatos]

If superman cant take Jesus how can he take God the sun of Jesus?

Wrong way round. Jesus is God's son. That being said, if God ever really wanted to do anything about supes, he could rewrite his entire existence.

[Vynjira]

Wrong way round. Jesus is God's son. That being said, if God ever really wanted to do anything about supes, he could rewrite his entire existence.
Or if I were God I'd make 15million copies of Superman. Each would be adjusted so that Radiation from Kryptonite and Red Stars powered them up in the way Yellow Stars effect the Regular Superman. Then I'd mix a bit of Doomsday's DNA with all of the copies so that if somehow he killed one of those Superman Super Clones they would come back and become immune to death by Superman. Then I'd Give them all Kryptonite Rings with 1trillion times the potency of Regular Kryptonite. Time is stopped while I did this. Then I'd put them all in an escape proof box 3,000,000km by 3,000,000km by 3,000,000km. Then I'd let time resume and watch as Superman is then pounded by 15million Superdoomsdaymen.

[Id]

Um........God maybe.

God created men
men created comic books.

God>>rips apart comic books along with men reality.


Or better yet.

Round one.
God Creates an army of Superman's
Know its Superman turn.

[Thanatos]

Or if I were God I'd make 15million copies of Superman. Each would be adjusted so that Radiation from Kryptonite and Red Stars powered them up in the way Yellow Stars effect the Regular Superman. Then I'd mix a bit of Doomsday's DNA with all of the copies so that if somehow he killed one of those Superman Super Clones they would come back and become immune to death by Superman. Then I'd Give them all Kryptonite Rings with 1trillion times the potency of Regular Kryptonite. Time is stopped while I did this. Then I'd put them all in an escape proof box 3,000,000km by 3,000,000km by 3,000,000km. Then I'd let time resume and watch as Superman is then pounded by 15million Superdoomsdaymen.

That's a little harsh... :amuse

[The Anti-Existence]

From the Book of Darkseid

And God, being both virtuous and forgiving did confront the Man of Steel in the vastness of the void of space. And so did God speak unto Superman “doth thou truly desire pwning?” and Superman did reply “one can not fathom the might of Superman; not even if He bears omniscience.” And thus Superman, being noble in spirit and non-existent in brains, did charge The Almighty and his skull did explodith into shards that scattered across the universe.

[Goodfellow]

obviosuly God invites Superman ona pie eating trip. He's freaking god! he likes people! People like Pie. God likes people, who like pie, thus God like pie!

Smae goes for porn btw <.<

[rockst☆r sin]

God would just be like bitch do you know who I am? I'M God BITCH

[Hamaru]

Does God get Moses as a tag-team partner?

Because if not, then it's superman all the way. God couldn't even out-wrestle Jacob. I've got proof in the form of scripture:

Text: Genesis 32:21-32. "So went the present over before him: and himself lodged that night in the company. 22 And he rose up that night, and took his two wives, and his two womenservants, and his eleven sons, and passed over the ford Jabbok. 23 And he took them, and sent them over the brook, and sent over that he had. 24 And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day. 25 And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him. 26 And he said, Let me go, for the day breaketh. And he said, I will not let thee go, except thou bless me. 27 And he said unto him, What is thy name? And he said, Jacob. 28 And he said, Thy name shall be called no more Jacob, but Israel: for as a prince hast thou power with God and with men, and hast prevailed. 29 And Jacob asked him, and said, Tell me, I pray thee, thy name. And he said, Wherefore is it that thou dost ask after my name? And he blessed him there. 30 And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. 31 And as he passed over Penuel the sun rose upon him, and he halted upon his thigh. 32 Therefore the children of Israel eat not of the sinew which shrank, which is upon the hollow of the thigh, unto this day: because he touched the hollow of Jacob's thigh in the sinew that shrank."

See, if God couldn't wrestle down an ordinary man, how could he hope to compete with superman?

For one thing God is the one who gave Mosses his powers in the first place. Also it did not way that he wrestled God, It did not even give a name. And if you know anything about God you should know that he can NOT look directly at sin without destroying it. So if that was God Jocob wrestled he would of been killed.

Anyways, God wins since he could kill Superman with a word.

[Vynjira]

That's a little harsh... :amuseWas it really that harsh??

[Thanatos]

Was it really that harsh??

My method was just erasing his existence. Your method entails a brutal beating by multiple upgraded clones of himself. Still, the imagery was nice. :amuse

[Vynjira]

My method was just erasing his existence. Your method entails a brutal beating by multiple upgraded clones of himself. Still, the imagery was nice. :amuseThankee ^^; I'm not feelin well atm, glad I have tomorrow off.

[Thanatos]

Thankee ^^; I'm not feelin well atm, glad I have tomorrow off.

Sad to hear. :(

But it's nice to get a break from work when you can.