View Full Version : Kamina, Yoko, Viral Vs Postimeskip Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke
Cthulhu-versailles
10-05-2007, 10:57 AM
I blazed through TTGL.............. good stuuf. Certainly not the super-fantastic-spectacular-Godsend people have been calling it, but still defintly amazing and fun too watch. WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK i AM ?:laugh
Anyway, I think it is an extremly one-sided victory for TTGL cast. :huh However, I am completly blinded by bias at this point so I'd like to hear some opinions.
Kamina Equipment- Sword, one arrow, small handgun - basically what he had against viral.
Viral= has machete
Yoko- Has her gun.
Vs
Postimeskip Sakura
Naruto - no tails or summons
Sasuke- no big snakes
Winner = ko or death.
-IN CHARACTER-
ps: Genjutsu is useless against all of them, Kamina especially. Kamina's spirit is enough to overcome such garbage. :nod
Pintsize
10-05-2007, 11:01 AM
Viral solos: they can't kill him :imslow
But really, Kamina is pretty useless here, and Yoko is only really good if she gets her vespa. :awesome
KLoWn
10-05-2007, 11:02 AM
Wasn't the TTGL cast just regular humans(spiral beings)?, can't remeber them doin anything special outside of their ganmen's.
Pintsize
10-05-2007, 11:07 AM
Wasn't the TTGL cast just regular humans(spiral beings)?, can't remeber them doin anything special outside of their ganmen's.
Viral is immortal and can punch people through concrete walls, and Lordgenome can take on the Lagann and win.
In the last episode, the brigade members controlling and reacting to a fight on a fight between two things the size of the TTGL means they have pretty damn fast reaction times. :imslow
Cthulhu-versailles
10-05-2007, 11:14 AM
Viral solos: they can't kill him :imslow
But really, Kamina is pretty useless here, and Yoko is only really good if she gets her vespa. :awesome
Ko counts as a win...
Anyway, Kamina is far from useless. Who the hell do you think he is ?!!!? Do you honestly think a bunch of weak ninja's are going to stop him ?!!!!????? NO way. He would get hit and they would think he's down but then he would just will his way back and hit them with more juice. That is the kind of man he is!
Nexas
10-05-2007, 11:14 AM
My inner fanboy says Kamina and company, but my logical side says Sasuke just speed blitzes them.
Morpheus
10-05-2007, 11:24 AM
Kamina's GAR makes them faint. Auto win for the TTGL team.
lambda
10-05-2007, 11:32 AM
Naruto joins force with the Gurren-Dan. Sasuke is turned into a whimpering, swooning girl-child by Kamina's GAR and Yoko makes Sakura feel so painfully inadequate she kills herself. Gurren-Dan wins without moving an inch.
Kunoichi no Kiri
10-05-2007, 11:37 AM
Naruto joins force with the Gurren-Dan. Sasuke is turned into a whimpering, swooning girl-child by Kamina's GAR and Yoko makes Sakura feel so painfully inadequate she kills Lambda. Gurren-Dan wins without moving an inch.
Mostly correct, fixed one small detail.
Seriously tho, they were normal humans. Lord Genome used Spiral Power to do some voodoo to himself, which Simon and them obviously declined to do, since they aged.
Any one of the nin solos. In seconds. Unless Yoko starts miles away, then she could get them while they're killing Kamina and Viral.
Wiser Guy
10-05-2007, 11:40 AM
*Sigh* Another thread for the joke battledome...
Kunoichi no Kiri
10-05-2007, 11:42 AM
Some people don't really get that being mega fucking win characters does not equate to being particularly strong.
lambda
10-05-2007, 12:08 PM
Some people don't really get that being mega fucking win characters does not equate to being particularly strong.It does not , but I never said anyhting of the sort. The problem here comes from the Ninjas superior energy sense. The same way they were paralysed by Oro's killer instinct back in the days, they will be crushed by the Gurren-Dan Aura, especially Kamina's.
Pintsize
10-05-2007, 12:49 PM
But what about piloting the TTGL? I mean... come on guys! :lmao
Simon has FTL reflexes :lmao
Kunoichi no Kiri
10-05-2007, 12:51 PM
It does not , but I never said anyhting of the sort. The problem here comes from the Ninjas superior energy sense. The same way they were paralysed by Oro's killer instinct back in the days, they will be crushed by the Gurren-Dan Aura, especially Kamina's.
Thats... a stretch. :huh
And Simon didn't need ftl reflexes, he just needed an ftl control system. :noworry
Pintsize
10-05-2007, 12:54 PM
I disagree, he still had to see the Anti Spiral mech to react to it, regardless of how good his own controls were. :imslow
Wesley
10-05-2007, 12:59 PM
The fact that Yoko can handle the recoil on her gun unaided easily makes her class 100. She solos.
KazeYama
10-05-2007, 01:02 PM
Ninjas<Bullets especially giant bullets shot by Yoko's rifle. Depending on the range this starts at she could snipe all of them before they even get close. Not to mention Kamina can block sword swings with his gun and that Viral being a beastman is above the physical strength of a human. It can also be argued that Viral dodges bullets if so TTGL cast win. Hell they win anyways since Kamina's will power is strong enough to overcome anything the Narutoverse throws at him.
Kunoichi no Kiri
10-05-2007, 01:03 PM
You know what? I think some of these people are serious. o_O
Supa Swag
10-05-2007, 01:07 PM
*Kamina shows up*
Kamina: OIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOI!!!!!! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!!! I'M LORD KAMINA!!!!
Sasuke: He's as loud as the loser...
Naruto: Whoa...he's pretty cool
Sakura:.....(Such manliness...I've never seen anything like him before.
Inner Sakura: Let's ride him till we die! SHANNARO!!!!
Sakura: Well...bye guys.
*Sakura joins Kamina*
Kamina: :D
Sasuke:....?!
Naruto: WH...HO....WHA....SAKURA CHAN?!!!
*Naruto starts crying like a lil bitch*
Kamina: Hey blond kid. Don't get so upset over this. I can see it in you, you have a great spirit. Believe in you. Believe in me who believes in you.
Naruto: you....you're amazing! All right, I'll show you just what Naruto Uzumaki is made of!
*Yoko appears*
Yoko: Kamina, what's taking so long?
Naruto: HO-HO-HOLY SHIT!!!! (Those clothes! That body! JACKPOT!)
Sasuke: .....hmph
*Sakura notices the attention Yoko is receiving*
Sakura: (Who the hell is this bitch acting all cozy with Kamina. And that idiot naruto acting all giddy. I'll show them with my new genjutsu!)
Sakura: Take this!
*Smoke appears*
*Sakura appears again with bigger breasts, a bigger butt and wearing the Victoria's Secret special*
Kamina: EHHHHHHHHH?!!! :D
Sasuke: ....Hmph
Naruto: SA-SA-SA-SAKURA CHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
*Naruto faints*
Sasuke: Morons, I'll finish them myself. Nobody messes with an Uchiha.
*Viral shows up*
Viral: Hey kid.
Sasuke: Who the hell are you?
*Sasuke stabs Viral through the heart*
Viral: :D I'm your worst nightmare!
Sasuke: Hmmm...hey whats that?
Viral: huh?
*Viral looks the other way*
*Sasuke uses his Uchiha genes to run as fast as illegal aliens from Immigration.*
K-Y-V WINZ!!!!!
Pintsize
10-05-2007, 02:34 PM
You know what? I think some of these people are serious. o_O
If this were the JBD, I'm sure I would be :rofl
I'm still writing up the Yoko strength and Simon fighting reflexes to things Gainax didn't man to be taken seriously, but I'm sure if anyone wanted to do a calculation thread I would be most amused by the results. And then I would pitch TTGL characters in matches against OP, bleach, etc and be greatly amused.
lambda
10-05-2007, 06:08 PM
You know what? I think some of these people are serious. o_O I do my best:amuse
Blizzard chain
10-05-2007, 06:31 PM
Depending on the starting postion, it could go either way.
Viral may be harder to overcome due to his immortality/regeration.
Cthulhu-versailles
10-05-2007, 07:21 PM
Mostly correct, fixed one small detail.
Seriously tho, they were normal humans. Lord Genome used Spiral Power to do some voodoo to himself, which Simon and them obviously declined to do, since they aged.
Any one of the nin solos. In seconds. Unless Yoko starts miles away, then she could get them while they're killing Kamina and Viral.
Viral's an immortal beastman. How exactly do you propse they beat him ? Sasuke charging and using techniques isn't going to hurt Viral. Not to mention that Viral showed himself as fast as Sasuke in moving over 'relatively long distances'. In addition, his reaction time is insane.....
Kamina's - remember against Thymphiloph and Viral how he was getting beaten on? Inside Gurren he took crazy blunt force attacks. Yet he just kept on fighting. In addition, he's wicked agile, decently fast all around, and strong, as shown against Viral. - TTGL cast feel the attacks inside the Ganmen, imo.
Yoko doesn't die from the recoil of her large gun and hulls it around like a headband. She has superhuman strength + more. She's a beast.
Please don't underestimate TTGL Cast without their Ganmen. Spiral power doesn't need to 'amp' them up visibly like the helix king because it is their fighting spirit anyway. So as long as you live like a man or woman's whose back will not break and have sufficent spiral power you are a walking Helix king +++++!:nod
I'm gonna make this thread again but Kamina and co start in the TTGL :amazed
Shuntensatsu
10-06-2007, 12:45 AM
Uh Kamina and Yoko get destroyed as they are normal humans, Viral lives since he can't die. Perhaps he manages to cut off Sakura's head, that would be nice.
Kunoichi no Kiri
10-06-2007, 02:17 AM
Viral's an immortal beastman. How exactly do you propse they beat him ?Same way they beat the immortal Lord Genome?
Pintsize
10-06-2007, 02:52 AM
Same way they beat the immortal Lord Genome?
Like the Narutoverse has anything to equal the explosion from Simon's core drill besides Deidara. Or anyone has strength equal to the Lagann besides Jirobou or Chouji. Even then they'd need to be significantly stronger, because Genome was just laughing when the Lagann was hitting him.
I expect Kamina & Yoko can shoot Sakura and Naruto whilst Viral holds Sasuke back. But in the end I think Sasuke would take this battle for them.
KLoWn
10-06-2007, 10:11 AM
The Naruto party takes this, Viral being the only problem.
Blizzard chain
10-06-2007, 10:57 AM
Same way they beat the immortal Lord Genome?
Simon beat him(lord genome) by overpowering him with his own spiral power.
Also, Viral actually demonstrated regeneration from a scene in the jail, something he haven't seen lord genome do.
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