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TonyG416
09-24-2007, 12:38 PM
this is blade from the movies, no one is bloodlusted and fight is in a city.

Sylar
09-24-2007, 12:59 PM
Blade + Gun = Dead Buffy.

Dio Brando
09-24-2007, 01:05 PM
Wesley Snipes destroys her.

master bruce
09-24-2007, 05:43 PM
:laughs



dude, WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????? ?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:mad



Blade in super duper ultra collossal mega babyshake boot-to-face beat-rape-murderstomp

Banhammer
09-24-2007, 05:45 PM
As soon as they realize they both are vampire hunters, buffy will do what she always does when fighting vampires with a soul

Butsex

TWF
09-24-2007, 05:51 PM
How many of you have actually watched the Buffy the Vampire Slayer? She breaks Blade into little broken black man scrapes.

Banhammer
09-24-2007, 06:04 PM
He's a black guy and she is a blonde white girl from LA, whatever you do, there's going to be butsex!

However if you give buffy the same gear as blade, she can pull this one through

neodragzero
09-24-2007, 06:04 PM
Blade pierces her in more ways than one. The only stage she's gonna win is whether or not he can last for more than five hours; Spike only lasted for 5.:amuse

Sylar
09-24-2007, 06:09 PM
How many of you have actually watched the Buffy the Vampire Slayer? She breaks Blade into little broken black man scrapes.

I watched it.

She can't dodge machine gun fire, I don't believe.

TWF
09-24-2007, 06:10 PM
She fought Gods.

Banhammer
09-24-2007, 06:10 PM
When a guy like blade see's a girl like buffy, he's not using the machine gun, he's going straight for the riffle

Crimson Dragoon
09-24-2007, 06:13 PM
She fought Gods.

She needed some sort of plot device for that or some sort of outside help, IIRC. And it was probably a watered down version of what that god used to be.

Sylar
09-24-2007, 06:19 PM
She fought Gods.

So has Blade.

And her fighting gods doesn't change the fact that she can't dodge bullets.

Banhammer
09-24-2007, 06:20 PM
no, it was pretty godly, she didn't have reality powers though, and buffy lost, though Gloria would have stompraped blade too.
won by killing her alter ego

Ion
09-24-2007, 06:28 PM
She fought Gods.But she can't dodge bullets.

Until you provide evidence to the contrary, I'm inclined to believe that Blade would be able to take her.

Banhammer
09-24-2007, 06:47 PM
Buffy with bazooka wins

Grandmaster Kane
09-24-2007, 06:50 PM
Fact Buffy cant bullet time
Fact warren Boom headshoted buffy
Fact Buffy lived
Fact Warren was a puss
Fact Blade isnt
Fact Blade would finish it

neodragzero
09-24-2007, 06:54 PM
no, it was pretty godly, she didn't have reality powers though, and buffy lost, though Gloria would have stompraped blade too.
won by killing her alter ego

She didn't kill the alter ego. If it wasn't for Giles the likely result would be her getting a some serious "God" payback back up her skull. The hammer thing was pretty cheap as ways to win a fight go...

Banhammer
09-24-2007, 06:55 PM
buffy with bazooka

Zack_Strife
09-24-2007, 07:24 PM
I'd be inclined to say Blade can target and fire on Buffy faster than she can lift her bazooka.

Wuzzman
09-24-2007, 07:30 PM
Blade with no weapons vs Buffy, hand to hand combat. Now who wins?

Banhammer
09-24-2007, 07:32 PM
They are pretty evened out, but blade can't die of hemoraging right?

Snow
09-24-2007, 07:40 PM
In a city...?

Blade would take Dawn as a trophy because there would be nothing left of Buffy.

Blade Wins.

Popsicle
09-24-2007, 09:20 PM
Buffy cuz she's hawt.

Banhammer
09-24-2007, 09:23 PM
dawn would call sugar, the dancing demon, and she would win, Broadway style!

Sylar
09-24-2007, 09:29 PM
Blade calls in Van Hellsing.

Buffy gets raped.

Banhammer
09-24-2007, 09:31 PM
there's van helsin in marvel o.O?
This I did not know
Buffy calls in willow
Apocalipse now

Sylar
09-24-2007, 09:33 PM
there's van helsin in marvel o.O?
This I did not know
Buffy calls in willow
Apocalipse now

Van Hellsing = Hugh Jackman = Woverine = Snkkt = One dead blond bimbo.

Banhammer
09-24-2007, 09:38 PM
ooooooh, the Hugh Jackman Factor :O I yeld...
meh, you could have done better, there's a Samuel L Jackson in marvelverse, that would have been way cooler.

I can picture this
Buffy: I'm the slayer, I'm a blond girl, and I killed dracula
Blade: I'm a vampire with a soul, I'm black, and I killed dracula too!
Buffy:Oh!
Blade:Yeah!
Buffy:hmmmmmmmmm
.................
Buffy: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Blade: Hell yeah!
BUTSEX!!!!!!
Buffy: Damn, that's what I call a stake
Blade:Bitch, this aint no stake, this is ma silver sabre!

Estrecca
09-25-2007, 08:33 AM
I am not entirely certain about the strength component, supposing that we are talking about movie Blade, but Blade is considerably faster, appears to be more skilled and has much better gear. He is also pretty damn though. Blade wins big time 9/10.

Rice Ball
09-25-2007, 09:08 AM
Blade vampire movement is faster than anything seen in Buffy.
Even if you use them film feats, look at the vamps chasing the train, or steve dophs movement at the end.

Blades faught and killed much tougher people than her.

Even if you limit it to melee only, blades skill with the Katana > anything buffy has shown.

Graham Aker
09-25-2007, 09:37 AM
Buffy calls the IRS = Blade is one dead motherfucker

Banhammer
09-25-2007, 10:23 AM
Buffy fights, looses but survives by a close shot, calls all slayers, many die, but blade runs away and survives, he cames back with a machinegun, buffy dies, willow brings her back super charged, buffy wins

neodragzero
09-25-2007, 10:33 AM
Buffy fights, looses but survives by a close shot, calls all slayers, many die, but blade runs away and survives, he cames back with a machinegun, buffy dies, willow brings her back super charged, buffy wins

Too bad about that sniper round going through Willow's head before she does her stuff.:amuse. Blade wins. Without being a punk that goes begging for help.

Banhammer
09-25-2007, 10:39 AM
how the hell is blade sniping willow all the way from england? And why does blade even know about willow?

Anyway, buffy wins, WITH THE POWER OF SONG!:awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGErMse5_WA

TonyG416
09-25-2007, 12:07 PM
NO GUN!!!S FOR BLADE IN THIS FIGHT!!!!, SORRY i FORGOT ABOUT that.:amuse

TonyG416
09-25-2007, 12:14 PM
I'd be inclined to say Blade can target and fire on Buffy faster than she can lift her bazooka.

Blade wins that fight. Buffy's good at hand to hand but, not blade good.

neodragzero
09-25-2007, 01:05 PM
how the hell is blade sniping willow all the way from england? And why does blade even know about willow?

It's called reconnaissance. I didn't in anyway suggest that he actually snipers her from all the way in England. Just that it's a given that she's up close when she does her mojo directly; a given with the series and further shown with the new season done by Dark Horse Comics.

But really, you're suggesting that Buffy has the help of other slayers and Willow. That's practically calling Buffy a punk in my book.

Anyway, buffy wins, WITH THE POWER OF SONG!:awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGErMse5_WA
That was actually a sweet episode.

Doggystyle
09-25-2007, 01:09 PM
Blade takes this one. He's got the edge in hand-to-hand and he's got his high-tech weapon gadgets.

Banhammer
09-25-2007, 03:31 PM
blade does not have the POWER OF SONG :awesome and therefore cannot win