Family Guy ~Official discussion~

[hakufan12]

This show is hilarious! I love the episodes when brain and stewie team up. :D

[absolutezero]

*hums Family guy tune* ....* its seems today, that all u see. is violence in movies and sex on tv....*

[Afwezig]

"Quit Stalin, tell us your Marx."
Heh. Yeah, the show's great. Did you hear? A new season is comming out next year.

[mad_handlz]

i loved tat episode where the kool aid guy made an apearance

[hakufan12]

http://www.geocities.com/bulletunic/KoolAid.jpg koolaid guy

[Hinatalovesme]

YES!!!!!!!!!! Greatest TV SHOW EVER!!!

Stewie is definately the best character of them all in the series. Without a doubt a baby trying to taking over the world is the best thing to happen....and now we shall all obey this baby >D

[Ryuujin]

Booya gotta love Family Guy. Never did Seth McFarlene think that Brian and Stewie would rival becoming popular characters over Peter :P God I love this show, got the DVD's too, watching them continuely when I got them. But it sucks that they messed up and took out most the commentary only putting it on certain episodes, god damn Fox >.< Oh well, hopefully Family Guy will return, and not just rumors flying around.

[Deserteur]

Whats your name?

P-Tear-Griffin

Can't wait for the upcoming season. Though it's a little mean from time to time (Thinks about the Anne Frank scene) it still is the best cartoon out there. I once read somewhere that all characters are spoken by one and the same person. Is that true?

[aLkeMiSt]

When is the upcoming season airing again? I heard it was in early 2005, but I just want to have it confirmed.

[Vegeta]

This is one of those great Cartoons that ranks Below Simpsons and South park but above Futurama and he rest.

[Squirrel King]

I own both DVD sets. Waiting on the new season and movie.

Although I love the series and find it hilarious.. One thing bothers me about it. Seth does these things over and over... and over..

Scenes lasting way too long. Remember when Peter hurt his leg (or something like that) and was holding on to it, for like a whole frigging minute. Annoying.

Say something. Go to a different scene about a play on the words of what they said.

[Ryuujin]

o.O Uh no way, Simpsons isnt even on par with South Park. I would put Family Guy and South Park right next to each other, they are both equally messed up and demented as hell. Both these shows have the balls to say what they wan't to, hell Family Guy would still been around if it was on Comedy Central look how long South Park has lasted on that network and see what it has become. Family Guy and South Park are in leagues of their own pretty much, the content alone steps them up.

Hell Family Guy you see Peter always smacking the hell out of Loise, making cracks of numerous cultures. Their content is just far more then Simpsons is, and Fox killed Family Guy by moving them all over the place never knowing when the hell it would be on. But hey simply my opinion nothing more I am just throwing it out there.

[Glitch87]

ya know i keep hearing and i keep hearing about this stinkin new season but i never see any hard proof? is there some fox website that says "Family guy to air again in 2005" ?

[Squirrel King]

Glitch.. actually, yes there is :) With all the episode titles as well. There's a 3 part episode!
I don't know the link off the top of my head, search and you should be able to find it.

[lemonlime]

Greatest show EVER! "if I do this, do you promise to stop stealing my water?"

[The Mole]

lol i love this show too

"Why did the dinosaurs die?"
"Because you touch yourself at night."

[MimZ]

I love stewie!! :D:D:D

[SabakuKyuu]

"Optimus Prime, You're Jewish?" *transformer noise* :D

[iOWa]

Family Guy is funny sometimes, it so random quality on the show... I enjoy The Simpsons alot more =)

[Shiryou Jin]

I love family guy, especially the episdoes with death in it,
"you can't hug a child with nuclear arms!"
*touch* "cheque please"

[Zu_sama]

Family Guy....owns!
At least season 1 and 2, haven't seen season 3 yet but hopefully I'll get the DVD tommorrow :)

[SaBeRVuLcAn]

if they do make a new season of the show, it would be on adult swim on cartoon network, not fox. fox wont air it even though it gives them more viewers than viewers counted for their news at all times for a year. they r just haters

[Wave]

lol, Pea-Tear-Gryphon

anyways, hope there is a new family guy season. but i think that the creator of Family Guy made another series called American Dad. saw the preview on Dave Chappelle forum. its as funny as Family Guy :D

[nigggs]

Family Guy is funny sometimes, it so random quality on the show... I enjoy The Simpsons alot more =)

are you sure thats not favourtism? ;)

family guy has a huge joke every minute for the half hour, simpons on the other hand imo, has 2 or 3 big jokes during their time span.

[Wave]

are you sure thats not favourtism? ;)

family guy has a huge joke every minute for the half hour, simpons on the other hand imo, has 2 or 3 big jokes during their time span.

lol, yeah. think the newer simpsons have that much big jokes. i know the older eps had more than 3 big jokes.

[Phatback]

hhaha i have the cant touch this song in my head


*Can't touch me.
Can't touch me.

Ju- ju- ju- ju- just like the bad guy from lethal weapon 2,
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue.
I can write graffiti even jay walk in the street.
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch you sister's teat, cant touch me.

Can’t touch me.

Mayor West: What in God’s name is he doing?

Can’t touch me.

Cleveland: I believe that’s the worm…

Stop… Peter time.
I’m a big shot, there’s no doubt,
Light a fire then pee it out.
Don’t like it? Kiss my rump.
Just for a minute lets all do the bump.

Cant touch me… yeah do the peter griffin bump, can’t touch me.

I’m Presidential Peter; interns think I'm hot.
Don’t care if your handicapped, I’ll still park in your spot.
I’ve been around the world, from Hartford to Bombay.
Its-Peter-go-Peter-I’m-so-Peter-yo-Peter let’s see Regis rap this way, cant touch me.

…Except for you… you can touch me*
sigh i need a life :/

[Inactive Nick]

Best cartoon show ever. Can't wait for 2005 for the new eps, they are also i think making a movie about Family Guy. And TBS has started a new thing from OCT 4, they are gonna show Family Guy on weekdays! ^_^

[nigggs]

Best cartoon show ever. Can't wait for 2005 for the new eps, they are also i think making a movie about Family Guy. And TBS has started a new thing from OCT 4, they are gonna show Family Guy on weekdays! ^_^


i heard about that, i heard that they were gonna have stewie comtemplate if he's gay or not, im so not feelin that! :mad:

[Phatback]

bout 2005 first of all they airing spring 2k5 i think on fox....................i think it is 13 new episodes lol this is all of memory so dont be freustrated on anything i will google it but i am playing cs right now lol

[meihinote]

i heard about that, i heard that they were gonna have stewie comtemplate if he's gay or not, im so not feelin that! :mad:

hahaha... actually it'd be funny if he was because of the way he is...

I hope the new season is funny! I watched some earlier episodes of Family Guy and they kinda sucked... the 2nd season was hilarious.

[UberTai]

I own all three seasons of Family Guy on DVD :D

Excellent, funny series! I'm glad to see that it's coming back, but I'm a bit upset that Fox is premiering it. I think that it should premiere on Cartoon Network where it really became popular.

[Baka-san]

New episodes in Spring of 2005!

[Phatback]

I cant wait. i met seth mcfallen *so proud*

[Hinatalovesme]

really? where did you meet him?

[Byakugan Neji]

"Oh no"

"Oh no"

"OH NO"

"OH YEA~"

[PervertedSennin]

Family Guy is awesome, Adult Swim has many great Cartoons though :D

[Itachi]

FAmily guy rocks so damn hard!!!!! :D
i love the baby!! so damn cool :D

[Squirrel King]

#4ACX01 - North by North Quahog
#4ACX02 - Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High
#4ACX03 - Don't Make Me Over
#4ACX04 - Blind Ambition
#4ACX05 - Stewie B. Goode (Part I)
#4ACX06 - Bango Was His Name Oh (Part II)
#4ACX07 - Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure (Part III)
#4ACX08 - The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
#4ACX09 - Petarded
#4ACX010 - Brian the Bachelor
#4ACX011 - 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
#4ACX012 - Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
#4ACX013 - Model Misbehavior

http://www.fox.com/familyguy/

[Shrimpie]

Aaah, Family Guy, it's a shame it doesn't air anymore where I live :(
I really liked the episode when the dog (forgot the name :() goes to find his mother...

[StukaST1]

I like the episode when Peter buys volcano insurance and lois yells at him because he bought cloud insurance

^_^

[Yaman]

its a great show.

[Wave]

that last ep of season 2 was great. but then i think thats what made it get cancelled in the first place.
think fox thought Seth (you know the producer/Peter Griffin, i think) far with that ep so heh

[Shirya]

ahahha *dont say doing your wife, dont say doing your wife, dont say doing your wife, * "Doing your.. son?

[aLkeMiSt]

Truly the best series ever. I bought the Seasons 1 & 2 dvds, I wanna buy Season 3, but they're too costly >_<'

[Ryuujin]

that last ep of season 2 was great. but then i think thats what made it get cancelled in the first place.
think fox thought Seth (you know the producer/Peter Griffin, i think) far with that ep so heh

Yeah towards the end of Season 2 they were expecting to be canceled from Fox, Seth said that on the commentary on the DVD's. He is Producer and helps with the Writing and then does voices of Quagmire, Peter, Brian(Pretty much his own voice), Stewie, Tom Tucker (News ankor) plus he does alot of other voices of random characters as well as Seth Green who voices Chris Griffen, Neil Goldman and again tones other characters.

[Cojiro]

"I can say the name of all the states in a quater of a second! AGH!"

[Hajime Saitou]

Yeah this has to be my favorite cartoon comedy show, ive never laughed so hard other then watching this show.

[aLkeMiSt]

Seth did not only do Peter's voice, but he did Brian and Stewie's voice too.

[kungfuchopstickz]

Yeah. And Most of the episodes, Meg is Mila Kunis...That 70's Show (jackie)anyone? And also...Lois is Alex Borstein (i believe) from Mad TV AKA Ms.Swan

[onlythestrongest]

"It's not that I want to kill Lois, its that I dont want her to be alive" ~ Stewie ^^

[Wave]

Yeah. And Most of the episodes, Meg is Mila Kunis...That 70's Show (jackie)anyone? And also...Lois is Alex Borstein (i believe) from Mad TV AKA Ms.Swan
>.<
i never knew that till now.
i've been watching those are two shows for how long already.

[Jack Bauer]

anybody here like Family Guy. besides me

[Sahari]

Ofcourse! I absolutely *love* Family Guy!

[Speedy_Shrimpo]

So funny :D But the simpsons is still better

[its fang]

family guy > simpsons

[Speedy_Shrimpo]

Yeah they are pretty much alike :D
But simspons is better

[Deserteur]

http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=478

There exists something that is called the search button.

[nigggs]

do you guys have a favourite ep?

[GrotesqueMind_1]

I love that show! I have not seen it 4 a long time.

[Jh1stgen]

family guy > simpsons

Puppets Who Kill> Family guy :D

[aLkeMiSt]

Puppets Who Kill> Family guy :D
Nahh... family guy is still better.

[Cojiro]

I laugh more at Family guy but i grew up with the simpsons...and Mister Burns is so funny in the new episodes.

[onlythestrongest]

Familyguy is pretty great *smoke* are ya smokin yet!?

[GamingGiant]

Family Guy was great while it lasted; though from what I've heard they are beginning to make new episodes soon on Fox once again. I also have to agree with the majority of you in the Family Guy>Simpsons. Stop, Hammer Time.

[souske_05]

family guy is the best ever!

[IronFist Alchemist]

New eps in March 2005...mark ya calenders folks!

[Sarachi]

Family Guy is awesome.
Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju-Just like the bad guy in Lethal weapon 2
Ive got diplomatic immunity so hammer you can sue
etc etc etc
Cant touch me...except you...you can touch me =)

[PATMAN]

Family guy is awsome!!!!!!!


I have the whole DVD collection!

[narong]

family guy is hella funny! simpson is good too and futurama .. i love all the comedy cartoons

[bratkitty]

I love Family Guy! :D
I named my pet lizard after Quagmire. :P

[pajamas]

hmmm...if I were a mod I'd make time to move this to Channel 12 where it should be O_o

but I'm not so...


yeah it's a great show O_o

[aLkeMiSt]

Its the best show ever... but sometimes I prefer the simpsons.

[VeshRaven]

Family Guy ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!....it is superbly way better than the Simpsons...

[itachiMANGO]

lol i think the simpsons and family guy are equally funny

[Wave]

=\
i want a frickin explination now.
why is it that people didnt find this funny back when it was first released in 1999?

i've been watching since the beginning and yeah kinda got boring since its just reruns to me now

[aLkeMiSt]

=\
i want a frickin explination now.
why is it that people didnt find this funny back when it was first released in 1999?


I used to watch this series ever since it first came out. And due to low ratings, fox decided to cancel the series, which pissed me off. But I'm surprised the DVD sales did so good.

[Wave]

I used to watch this series ever since it first came out. And due to low ratings, fox decided to cancel the series, which pissed me off. But I'm surprised the DVD sales did so good.
same here, but then after watching the last ep of season two. me thinks that some fox excutive got offended or something with it. since it was basically dissin' jewish people.

ah well, at least Seth MacFarlane is making some money outta it from the dvd sales.

oh yeah, that American Dad series that Seth MacFarlane as a main role in.
saw a plot of it at davechappelle.com's forum site. if Family Guys gonna be revived in a different shape and plot...it'd be this show lol

[Jack Bauer]

with all these ppl talking about Family Guy and Simpsons, I shoulda called this the Simpsons vs. Family Guy thread.

[JonnyCake]

I am here totally late but I believe Simpsons was once on top, but Family Guy has taken its position as the funniest cartoon of them all.

[Jack Bauer]

soory to bother but how many Family Guy episodes were made in all. i also heard there's a lost episode. they didn't release it becuz it was too dirty.

[Jh1stgen]

Don't people have the craving/urge to kill that phat annoying b****** *Peter* ? I duno, the difference between Homer and Peter is that Homer doesn't try to be stupid, he's just stupid for cramming that crayon up his nose to his brain. On the other case for Peter, he just purposely acts dumb which is rather annoying. That's just me

[Naotai]

soory to bother but how many Family Guy episodes were made in all. i also heard there's a lost episode. they didn't release it becuz it was too dirty.

Well you can't get a final count yet Fox decided to bring Family Guy back with 35 more episodes. Anywho Family Guy has aired 3 seasons and episode 50 is the last of season three. 51 will be shown this summer in July. The lost episode i'm not too sure about...

[aLkeMiSt]

The banned episode was eventually aired on Adult Swim. It's called "Once upon a Weinstein", the only reason it was banned because FOX thought that people would take offense to it since it does focus on the Jewish faith.

[Hyuga 4 Eyes]

Stewie is the coolest character in that show, I bet he could beat Naruto easily in the chuunin written test :0

[Wave]

Stewie is the coolest character in that show, I bet he could beat Naruto easily in the chuunin written test :0
of course he can lol
so obvious how smart he is

[Noex]

LOL, its soooooooooo funny i think Simpsons and Familly Guy is equall ;) but thats just me, antway i loff it!!!!

[aLkeMiSt]

LOL, its soooooooooo funny i think Simpsons and Familly Guy is equall ;) but thats just me, antway i loff it!!!!
Yea, they're both good shows. I'd say they're pretty equal...

[IronFist Alchemist]

Family Guy's more over the top while Simpson's have already established their own classic sense of humor...though there are MANY scenes that make NO sense and defy ALL laws of physics,gravity,all that good crap:D

[Jh1stgen]

I bet you if Stewie wasn't part of family guy, the show itself wouldn't be that gr8.

[IronFist Alchemist]

No,Peter can take over:D but the show DEFINITELY wouldn't be the same without Stewie...they wouldn't be stupid enough to take him off the show anyways.

[Wave]

I bet you if Stewie wasn't part of family guy, the show itself wouldn't be that gr8.
lol, thats true. he brings in most of the humour in the series :D

[Jh1stgen]

I was always wondering this. Does the family beside Brain understand how frickin smart Stewie is or at least understand what he's saying?

[Cr4zy4znm4n]

family guy is like the simpsons in the early seasons. (<4) But overall, I think family guy is just funnier. Can never get enough of stewey and Brian. :D

[hokuten]

LOL!!! I loved the Jolly Farm Revue/Kiss Stock Episode!

"You can do anything you want, but stay away from the candy tree."

"he's right to warn you, you know. I feed on children"

*little girl walks by and gets eaten*

"AHH!"

[Jh1stgen]

I like the part when Stewy meets face to face with his sperm brother ... that whole episode was just priceless

[Jack Bauer]

I think the best episode they ever did was the one when Peter finds out his house is another country. That episode was pure genius and done perfectly. Its the best episode ever.

[Arcangle]

Stewie is just brillient http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/worship.gif

[Wave]

do you guys have a favourite ep?
just that ep where Peter was basically right about everything in that Y2K disaster ep

[kungfuchopstickz]

The one where Peter had to go on a vision quest in the woods. (The indian casino one)

[Hayate]

Amazing show, but it was taken off the air here a long time ago. :\ Which sucks. Peter is like the role model for all men everywhere.

[Diablo]

Family Guy is a really funny show, but some episodes are terrible.

[aLkeMiSt]

Family Guy is a really funny show, but some episodes are terrible.
Mainly the old ones, but even those episodes has their funny moments. The new episodes are always more outrageous and funnier. I have the upcoming season does a better job.

[EliteAnbuNin]

GREATEST SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!steiw is the best *evil laugh*

[IronFist Alchemist]

HELLO??!!Family Guy's being revived!:p on Fox either in March or May of 2005*rejoice*

My fav ep is "Stuck Togehter,Torn Apart"...download it and see what I'm talking 'bout:D

[Darklightz]

I love Quagmire!He's the only guy who can go into a lesbian bar and ask "Has any of you chicks ever been penetrated?"

[Wave]

HELLO??!!Family Guy's being revived!:p on Fox either in March or May of 2005*rejoice*

My fav ep is "Stuck Togehter,Torn Apart"...download it and see what I'm talking 'bout:D
oh really?
sounds like great news....now they should bring back Futurama so Fox could have a great lineup again like they use too.

[aLkeMiSt]

oh really?
sounds like great news....now they should bring back Futurama so Fox could have a great lineup again like they use too.
I saw that episode, it was ok. But there was much funnier ones than that. As for Futurama, I doubt that Matt Groening will be bringing it back. He already had the intentions of getting rid of the simpsons.

[¤Naruto-Kun¤]

man this show is HILARIOUS! i cant get enough of peter griffen! they are too fuking funny!! how does everyone else feel bout the show?? :D

[HinataFanBoy]

i like it alot, heh i remember the first ep, where i think the whole ep was based around stewie killing lois, instaed of him doin it only once or twice

lol the twinke episode, i need sum quotes from that show to use as away messages

YES! a chuunin I am now! lol i remember becoming a chuunin on NT, lol so long ago

[mow]

you can never get enough of stewie

[¤Naruto-Kun¤]

LOL chris is so retarded, I saw an ep where peter was mad at him for having a bigger penis. He wakes lois up and tells her to go look at it. LMFAO

[itachiMANGO]

LOL!!! who saw the episode when they got super powers!!! "remember that time you called me chris grissle in third grade? well burnnnn!!!"

[kevin77]

U guys should whatch that banned episode "once upon a weinstein". It's just plain hilarious. I have no idea why they banned this one tho. It is not more politically incorrect than any of the other episodes.

[kevin77]

I love Quagmire!He's the only guy who can go into a lesbian bar and ask "Has any of you chicks ever been penetrated?"


Yeah he's the man! I remember that episde where a girl tries to sell him chocolate.

Quagmire: How old are u?

Girl: 16 years old.

Quagmire: 18 years old? Allllriight!!

Girl: I'm calling my mom

Quagmire: I like where this is going!

[OPTIMUS PRIME]

"Optimus Prime, You're Jewish?" *transformer noise* :D

despite what you saw on family guy I am not jewish. NOT JEWISH! :cool: later

=========OPTIMUS

[MetaCal]

Funny show.

Fave Characters are... Quagmire and Brian

Dear Diary... Jackpot - Quagmire

[Shadow_Indignation]

Boomshackalackalacka-Boomshackalackalacka.....BOOM! - Weird deformed guy, "Special People's Races or whatever

[Shadow_Indignation]

Uhm, there's another Family Guy topic on this page.......

[¤Naruto-Kun¤]

Oh shyte, i kinda just relized it....
sorry

[Deserteur]

Uhm, there's another Family Guy topic on this page.......

Wrong... there are 2 more Family Guy topics.

[Deserteur]

Yeah 3 Family Guy threads. This screams for a mod.

[aLkeMiSt]

Boomshackalackalacka-Boomshackalackalacka.....BOOM! - Weird deformed guy, "Special People's Races or whatever
You're referring to the Steven Hawking imitation... "Whose you're daddy... whose you're daddy?" *spins around in wheelchair*.

[Arty]

American Dad pilot. New Seth series. Ownage.
http://pilot.american-dad.com/americandad.wmv

[IronFist Alchemist]

You're referring to the Steven Hawking imitation... "Whose you're daddy... whose you're daddy?" *spins around in wheelchair*.


Nooo,he said "Who da man?who da man?" :p

[Hei25]

Simpsons Did It Simpsons Did It!!!

[Gaara[ i ]]

best episode is the jewish one where optimus prime made an entrance ahahhaha

[aLkeMiSt]

Optimus Prime!? You're Jewish?! *Transforms*

[Loyld irving]

Yeah american dad looks to be cool too.

[SabakuKyuu]

Are you gonna eat that stapler?...... Wanna split it?

[realest-killa]

the best episode is wen they went over the the nidist's house...n then peter drop hes hot dog...hahahhahaa lmao...then he...haha grabed the nudist's d***...hahhah n that guy was like HEY!!!!..n peter was liek im sry...n this funny lookin face..haha still so damn funny hahahahah lmao!

[Phatback]

really? where did you meet him?
srry for late reply but i met him at a panel for like some pop-cutlure thing he is really cool :)

[Lunar]

It's a beautiful baby girl...... but shes got a penis!! *pulls out knife* we'll take care of that. - Peter

[echo294]

one of the funniest shows ever. every minute u'll laugh.

[aLkeMiSt]

Just a couple more months until the new season comes out.

The official Fox Family Guy website has released the names of the first 13 episodes of the new season. They are as follows:

#4ACX01 - North by North Quahog
#4ACX02 - Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High
#4ACX03 - Don't Make Me Over
#4ACX04 - Blind Ambition
#4ACX05 - Stewie B. Goode (Part I)
#4ACX06 - Bango Was His Name Oh (Part II)
#4ACX07 - Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure (Part III)
#4ACX08 - The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
#4ACX09 - Petarded
#4ACX010 - Brian the Bachelor
#4ACX011 - 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
#4ACX012 - Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
#4ACX013 - Model Misbehavior

[nightangel]

Family guy is so cool!
Stewie rocks so does chris.
The only person that i dont like is Peter.
Beware of the evil monkey in chris's closet!

[Dimezanime20]

#4ACX011 - 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
that episode sounds to be good.:D

[ZODDGUTS]

Oh man I can't wait for the new episodes to start next year. Family Guy is much better than what the Simpsons is right now. :cool

[aLkeMiSt]

Yeah he's the man! I remember that episde where a girl tries to sell him chocolate.

Quagmire: How old are u?

Girl: 16 years old.

Quagmire: 18 years old? Allllriight!!

Girl: I'm calling my mom

Quagmire: I like where this is going!
Lmao, crazy Quamire

Quagmire: "Hey Meg, are you 18 yet?"

[Lo Gah Lok]

yeah, that was funny. but american dad sadly is probably going to be cancelled. The main thing why alot of people like family guy is because of stewie. And I see no diaboloical baby in american dad!

[I ARE 1031]

what about the other quagmire quotes that are hilarious.

Quagmire steps between two ladies and says: I wouldn't wanna come between you two...or would I?

[SabakuKyuu]

Catch the greased-up deaf guy was classic.

[atomiczzz]

Family guy owns all
*W00T*

[aLkeMiSt]

Catch the greased-up deaf guy was classic.
That was just terrible... but funny... I'm sure they got complaints for that.

[KoumaKyuuKetsuki]

Family Gut is the best damn Non-Anime show in the world!!!(Maybe over doing it)
Quagmire is the besy man and so is Stewie, and Peter ALLLRRRIIGHHT!!!!!!!

[decapitatedKOW]

new episodes come out today i can not wait 9/8c fox!

[NinjaJedi007]

peter: "well never farted until i was 30" cuts back to when hes 30 years old. he just sitting and reading. suddenly farts and looks up...
peter: "what the hell was that?"

[RAGING BONER]

anything that comes outta stewies mouth makes me cry from laffing so much...

[nigggs]

anything that comes outta stewies mouth makes me cry from laffing so much...

why wouldnt it, he's alot like you.

[xxShikamaruxx]

Can't Wait Can't Wait

Family Guy Is the shizz

[warumono]

This show is hilarious! I love the episodes when brain and stewie team up. :D
It is hilarious. I like the episode where Peter loses his job. And the one where he gets Volacano insurance. XD

[xxShikamaruxx]

Welcome Back to the Smufs

Smurf 1: Hey, you have a good time last night?
Smurf 2: Smurf-tacular.
Smurf 1: Yeah I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf 2: Oh man. As soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfin' me.
Smurf 1: Shut the smurf up!
Smurf 2: Yeah!
Smurf 1: Right in the smurfin' parking lot?
Smurf 2: Smurf yeah!
Smurf 1: Ah, that is freakin smurf.
Smurf 2: You smurfed it.
Smurf 1: That is freakin smurf.
Smurf 2: Smurf Yeah.

[ChaochroX]

*points at sig* I don't think its possible to not like this show.
It is hilarious. I like the episode where Peter loses his job. And the one where he gets Volacano insurance. XD
Yeah he wanted to buy cloud insurance too.
Peter: Look at them up there just ploting
cuts to clouds
Cloud 1: So, we attack tomarow
Cloud 2: Indeed...
Cloud 1: I'm serious this time
Cloud 2: Me too

[Hagane no Renkinjutsushi]

lol, i love family guy! my fav episode is when Peter finds out Chris has a bigger penis then him. :)

[Keramachi]

"Chicken... gave me a bad cupon..." -Peter

"Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's in a window this time." -Quagmire

P: "Brian, Brian! There's a message in my Alpha-Bits! It says 'ooooooooo.""
B: "Peter, those are Cheerios."

It starts again in may. It's so far off....

[Basilimux]

Oh this show is great. It SO funny I laugh till my stomach hurts, but I keep on laughing.

[yonin]

I've seen every episode over and over and it's still funny and i can't wait for the new episodes but what the crap is up with american dad? Did anyone else realize it's joe swanson. And that talking fish and alien crap? I was disappointed.

[Gutsu]

I've seen every episode over and over and it's still funny and i can't wait for the new episodes but what the crap is up with american dad? Did anyone else realize it's joe swanson. And that talking fish and alien crap? I was disappointed.

Agreed I hated the fish he was nothing but dead air not funny at all there were several other things that weren't funny in American Dad but since it's a pilot episode the show could get better when the series starts. Hopefully McFarlen learn of his mistakes in the pilot episode.

[yonin]

That's true but i was instantly sold on family guy when i saw the pilot episode. Well almost i thought it lacked something that was later filled in with the other neighbors. I could deal with the talking dog and i rather like brian now, and he contributes something to the family. not like the fish or alien. damn fish and alien ; (

[huntere]

Love the show!! It's good that they say fu** off and stuff like that. Simpsons never do that. And Stewie is the MAN! How he is trying to kill louise all the time....Just love it...

[ZODDGUTS]

That's true but i was instantly sold on family guy when i saw the pilot episode. Well almost i thought it lacked something that was later filled in with the other neighbors. I could deal with the talking dog and i rather like brian now, and he contributes something to the family. not like the fish or alien. damn fish and alien ; (

The alien was funny couple of times but other times he was sorta annoying I guess McFarlen was trying to make him like the talking dog from Family guy but it ended up being a half assed version of him. The dad was too well one dimensional like his always suspicious of everyone and everything heck Hank from King of the Hill has more personality than the dad from American Dad.

I still have high hopes for American Dad because I really like Family Guy hopefully things will improve for the show.

[SiL3nT]

Favorite episode was when brian gets the job as a drug sniffing dog and gets hooked on coke :P.

[Narrondi]

the best episode is the one where their house become a own nation.
(love that song in that episode)

Stewie secretary of poopi(rofl)

[Tifaeria]

Funny, I wasn't really a fan of Stewie but I love everyone. I'm glad it's coming back in two months. They need to take off that Simpsons show (they are losing it and will never gain back it's special humor now that Conan and his gang has long been gone :sad ). My favorite was when Brian has to do community service and Peter mothers three birds.

[HeHateMe]

It's a great show, and it should go back to back with this one show Fox teased us with, I think it was called "American Dad" or something, another Family Guy animated show where the Dad is a CIA agent and his family is all crazy. I find this stuff much more amusing than most regular shows on TV.

[BlueCheese]

Is pretty funny but not as good as Futurama

[Charred Toast]

I liked Futurama better.

[skethee2]

I hate this cartoon...the worse there is
Griffon is the sickest character i have ever seen
the dude doesn't understand how the basic world works

they shouldn't have amde this cartoon

[barbarebar]

only animated series to rival the first 10season of simpsons. "i need to go to the big meet. hahaha i get it? big meet? i cant believe we almost missed that one"

[Sertechaun]

Hilarious!, but still, I think Futurama is better. :amuse
Stewie is GREAT!

[chye8]

I love the family guy...so funny to watch. But the dad is so dumb. I can't wait to see the new series.

[Toltio]

I really liked the episode when Stewie turns into a Octupus thing..

[Kazuya Mishima]

new episodes in may!

[Darkreapyr]

Really I didnt think they were ever going to do new episodes thats awesome

[HollowDreamer]

they should have made more familyguy episodes.

[IronFist Alchemist]

New episodes in May 1st :amuse

My calender's marked...

[aLkeMiSt]

New episodes in May 1st :amuse

My calender's marked...
I've seen some of the previews. They look good.

[hokageryu]

its a great show one of my favorites one of the best ep is the flash back od peter turning the house in to a puppet

[IronFist Alchemist]

I've seen some of the previews. They look good.

Where you've seen the previews at?

[Ichigo_101]

*hums Family guy tune* ....* its seems today, that all u see. is violence in movies and sex on tv....*

Hehehe I always sing that song when watching the show :smile-big

[TKE229]

One of my favorite episodes was when Brian and Stewie were glued together. Brian ended up having to clean Stewie. Then Stewie said, "dont forget the taint." I laughed so hard. I couldnt believe that would say that on TV.

[Seraphim]

Family Guy has to be one of my favourite shows for sure.
I just like that harsh kind of humor XD

[cartoonhero]

the new upcoming season looks funny already

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!.....................................lois.... ..............this is not my batman cup!

[Friend]

Family Guy is a great show. It has many quotable quotes for my AIM away messages :D I like the episode where Chris and the family have to go under the witness protection program and there is that old man that says "I wonder where the neeewsspaper boy is?"

[Shino64]

Well its not the worst job i've had "Hi would I you like to try my smoked meat log."

I have that whole show memorized. I cant wait for the new ones

[materix01]

Love family guy. However me and my friends have a problem with the rating, it is rated PG for Parental Guidance where I live meaning virtually everyone over 8 can watch it :P
However if they like it and arn't corrupted by it good for them :)

[Seiteki Kakashi]

Family Guy is the greatest show on tv. Even if I have seen all the episodes like 10x. Theyr're still funny. I love the Mr. Zuchini Head doll that Peter made.

[Tenacious D]

Only a little bit till may 1st! NEW FAMILY GUY! Wooot! ^_^

[ReMiXau]

i love family guy, such an awesome show...hey its on now :D

[Psyconorikan]

omg family guy is the coolest show! i absolutely love it!!

[Sharingan Yoda]

I find myself quoting this show quite a bit.

'Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't... NOTHING?'

'There had better not be any sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!'

[Joel_Kage_Sama]

the family guy rules, go stuey, the biggest smart ass toddler, you just gotta love him

[jeffreysuk]

i dont watch family guy
might watch american dad though

[neodiablo22]

I hope that the new eps will be good. (I doubt it)

[IronFist Alchemist]

i dont watch family guy
might watch american dad though

You're insane :notrust

[titeo]

Does anyone here watch the hilarious cartoon on Cartoon Network Adult Swim and Fox?

I love Family Guy, it's funny in everyway. I just love Peter and Stewie. :laugh

[junidaime]

I saw the new one ....OMFG...THE CHICKEN RETURNED....LMAO



oh and what about when Lois decided not to wear make up and Brian was like "Oh...wow...ummmm...ook" (he didn't actually say that but his reaction was similar to that)


I love this show

[Low-fi Boy]

Downloading the new episode as I type ^^
North By North Quahog was too funny

[DragonNinja]

LOL!!! ive seen all of them...whats 404 called? need to dl that

[JayG]

Family guy rules :smile-big

Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy

[Ketari-san]

lol who DOESNT watch it? It pwnz but its tied for first with Robot Chicken and American dad for me lol :amuse

[LightningElemental]

Stewie pwns joo all. XD

[Gooba]

Haven't heard of it.

[LightningElemental]

^ roflmfao :rofl

[mow]

Merging with the other family guy thread :amuse

[excellence153]

Stewie pwns joo all. XD
ROFLOMG! YOU'RE SO FUNNY! (Not) Sorry, I hate "pwn j00" jokes. They're not funny!

You know what is funny? Family Guy, that's what! The new season kicks ass.

[Miss CCV]

The Dixie and Death episodes are HILARIOUS! The pedophile old guy is funny in a creepy way. "Heyyyy pappperrrrbbooyyyy. I got some popsicles in the basement!!1" My guy friends can do a hilarious imitation of him LOL! And the Quag is funny as well GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGDY!!11!

[Dimezanime20]

Stewie next to Quagmire, have to be the best characters on Family Guy, atleast to me. I love Peter too, But lets face it, compared to the others, he's just a prince, not a king or a god for that matter.:D

[Kira Yamato]

I just love family guy. I've watched since it's first run on fox and was kinda mad how they shuffled the show around in the beggining, and you wonder why they didn't do so well in the ratings...

Well, I'm enjoying the new season, but kinda dissappointed that I haven't seen it for two weeks (star wars, then nascar racing the following week instead)

[Keramachi]

Well, I'm enjoying the new season, but kinda dissappointed that I haven't seen it for two weeks (star wars, then nascar racing the following week instead)Seriously, that was not cool. I was so angry that they did that, 'cause I can't live without Family Guy...

[nepthalion]

"Dear Diary, Jackpot! Giggdy Giggdy Giggdy!"

[sasukecopyninja]

FAMILY GUYS OWNS ALLL, come join tha family guy FC!!! YAY!

[Geron Kizan]

"And now back to "Two and a Half Men"..."
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAA!!!!AAA AHHHHH!!!!!!"

[Ranmyaku]

I came into this forum to post how awesome I thought Family Guy was when I noticed this thread!

"Life is like a box of chocolates, However..Yours is more like A BOX OF ACTIVE GRENADES"

[Jirno!]

Family Guy is like the best show ever.

[undisputed420]

YES! Family Guy is the greatest animated US series since the Simpsons. New episode this Sunday everyone!

[aLkeMiSt]

Damn... I missed last week's episode... ~_~

[Kurairu]

Does anyone lie Family Guy? I love it :D and I was wondering what your favorite part was.
I really only started this thread to share a link >_>
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6577257177803758399&q=Family+Guy
Family Guy - Dueling Farts - Google Video

XD! ahh...-wipes tear from eye- love it..

[quincy-kun]

Yeah, Family Guy's a funny show. I like that one episode where the Drunken Clam gets sold out. And I have a bunch of other favorites. (Speaking of Adult Swim, anyone see the Morel Orel thing that came on last night?)
And I have a Google Video Link too.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7472750644079628819&q=Peanut+Butter+Jelly+Time

[Haruka]

This belongs in the Mall section.

Yeah, I like Familly Guy, but I don't religously watch it.

[Chamcham Trigger]

Oh nice link. I like family guy. I don't know what my favorite part is though. The fight scenes are rather funny I guess.

[martryn]

I think I posted in this exact same thread yesterday. Family Guy is alright, but overrated.

[QBnoYouko]

Family Guy is down right funny. Fox was stupid for cancelling it, but now it's back and the new seasons are pretty good. Just check out my siggy.

[Lacus Clyne]

I'm merging this with the thread about Family Guy in the Konoha TV.

[Keyser Söze]

family guy is hilarious. the first 3 seasons are classic. the new ones are pretty good too, i always find something to laugh at in every episode.

[Hangatýr]

"God! Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?!" Family Guy is classic. Pity Stewie relaxes on his homocidal tendencies.

[danthegenin]

family guy pwns*laughs at poll results*

[Dark Dragon]

Family Guy is hilarious! I bought all the DVDs, except Volume 3 :angry. The newest season is funny, but it is not as funny as the previous seasons. :(

[Keyser Söze]

the previous 3 seasons are classic, that's why the 4th isn't as funny. however, the 4th is still funny. last night we watched screwed the pooch, that is by far one of the funniest episodes

[JAPPO]

I hate family guy they lack characters, plot, heart, and most of all: knoweldge. They make fun of stuff they don't even know about (creators). It's immature toilet humor and it's obviously (don't argue) copying the simpsons. And the new episodes are just sad. I'de rather watch the whole poorest season of the simpsons over one episode of family guy. If I could go off topic, American Dad is so horrible I can't see how it got on television (oh wait, because the creator of family guy did it). Watch South Park. It has immature humor but it has all the stuff family guy doesnt (characters, plot, heart, knoweldge). Read South Park Conservatives. Heck, a college even teaches using South Park's points.

[mUcHo LoCo]

its ok.. giddy giddy

[Chapster]

man, that show is awsome!
i watch it whenever i can.
love the episode were peter kidnappes the pope..

[cygnus]

No-one knows the funny here at all. Family Guy is second only to South Park.

"WELCOME TO NARNIA"

"HEY, gimme back my sock you goat bastard"

that hooked me...

....Radaman.....wait wait did i just say radaman? Oh yeah you better watch out for dennis radaman with his crazy hair...ahahahahah, this little guy gets it...etc.

[JAPPO]

[Interview with matt stone (Actual interview]
Q - What's up with family guy?
A - I have no idea.

[mickdawgx81]

Old Simpsons (w/ Phil Hartman) > Family Guy > Old South Park > Simpsons

I could remember back in middle school/high school, that EVERYBODY watched Simpsons and came to school on Monday talking about it.

And Family Guy entertains me the same way the Old Simpsons used to.
Stewie is hilarious. That's the main reason I watch Family Guy. Peter funny too.

[JAPPO]

U cant like the simpsons more than south park you douche bag.

[Lord Yu]

Family Guy was funny last night. It was hilarious how stewie beat up brian.

[mickdawgx81]

U cant like the simpsons more than south park you douche bag.

Huh? WTF you talking about, and who the fuck are you talking to?

[Gflow]

This was from the first episode of the brand new season, where Peter goes to Pelicans Reef.

Peter: Guys I don't know what I'm going to do, Lois is the only girl for me.

Joe: Well then it sounds like you've got to find a way you have to win her back

Quagmire: Yeah, like we can get her drunk, and take turns having sex with her

Peter: How would that help me?

Quagmire: Oo, help you? oh ya then no, not that wouldn't help you.

LOL, that was classic :laugh

[Pinkaugust]

Family Guy > Any Series including Simpsons = True

[DragonNinja]

No posts in over 2 months? Shame on you.

My dad came back from the states and got me a "Peanut buttter jelly time" T-shirt!!!!

[Atreyu]

Family Guy is awsome imo
it beats Futurama, and def beats south park
south park is really getting old ...the first few episodes were ok and the movie ok but ..you dont compare that piece a crap with the holyness of Family Guy!!! :D

too bad they never air Family Guy here in Nethelands ...never seen the DVD collection here either :(

[Yondy]

Best line ever-


"Hmm...coke, no..pepsi...seven up...O hey, Look! Sunny D!"

XDDD

[Dirk Diggler]

Family Guy is better than anything The Simpsons has put out in the last 6 years or so.

[Sunuvmann]

Lois Kills Stewie was massive win.

I'd easily consider that one of if not the best fight in the series. Its hard though to decide between the Peter v. Giant Chicken fights, but its definitely up there.

[The_X_box_360]

Lois Kills Stewie was massive win.

I'd easily consider that one of if not the best fight in the series. Its hard though to decide between the Peter v. Giant Chicken fights, but its definitely up there.Damn that abominable hag. No surprise that she would have the indignity to NOT remain dead....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Is0aO5PvasQ

[Sasori-puppet#66]

I've only begun watching this show recently and I really like it.

[Zariina-Chan]

I've watched so many Family Guy episodes, I can even laugh like Peter :P

[mystictrunks]

Newest arc was lame. simulation killed it

[Juanita Tequila]

Newest arc was lame. simulation killed it

It was a chance for them to basically say "In your face viewers!!" I was hella pissed at that little ~*twist*~ at the end. :mad

[Sunuvmann]

It was a chance for them to basically say "In your face viewers!!" I was hella pissed at that little ~*twist*~ at the end. :mad
Well thats the good thing with the series, there is no continuity between episodes or any sort of timeline so you can just watch w/e episodes you want.

It was like hey guys, lets do something crazy like killing lois and then lois killing stewie. That sounds awesome but then how will we explain it next episode? Its not like omg they killed kenny thing. So what are we going to do? Well dream sequence is lame. We could always do Stewie was running a simulator. But won't the audience call us on it as being lame? Well they can't if we call our selves on it and use it as a gag? THATS BRILLIANT!