Earth vs Star Wars

[Haze is Dreamin']

Who wins?

Location: Any breathable planet

[Enclave]

Umm, do you mean our current resources and technology vs Star Wars?

Why isn't this in the joke battledome?

[martryn]

Do you mean the Missile Defense System?

[Haze is Dreamin']

Umm, do you mean our current resources and technology vs Star Wars?

Why isn't this in the joke battledome?

Yes, dont count us out so fast though. We got the sea.

Oops

[Banhammer]

Earth has Samuel L Jackson[/thread]

[strongarm85]

People all across the Earth would say, "Praise be to our new great glorious masters!"

And then they'd bend all of us over and rape us and anyone who didn't comply would be killed. The only way that we would ever be able to fight them would be over a polonged Rebelion spanning decades in which we somehow manged to steal their technology, educated ourselves in how to use it, and then start using it on them. And if the invasion force was an imperial star destroyer than the battle is already over because then anytime a rebellion kicked up the star destroyer could zero in on the location from space and turn the whole place into slag.

[EdwardElric]

Wait wait, the ENTIRE Star Wars UNIVERSE versus Earth?? Yea, Joke Battledome please.

[Haze is Dreamin']

We invented their technology im sure we can figure it out. And the jedi would contemplate about whether to fight or not for years.

[strongarm85]

Yeah, and while the Jedi are contemplating the Sith are mind raping the world. The only way Earth could win is if we where only facing ground forced that where puny enough that are weapons might hurt them. Storm Troopers alone would rape. If we where having to deal with an Imperial Star Destroyer there would be no chance.

[TWF]

We have George Lucas. Joke Battledome please.

[Crimson Dragoon]

If only we had Ewoks...

[Banhammer]

I have a question, if this is Starwars vs Earth, how came the location is "any breathle planet"?

[TWF]

Three words alone settle this.

Base-Delta-Zero.

[Havoc]

If every on Earth screamed at the same time the resulting sonic blasts would destroy the Deathstar, let's ignore the fact soundwaves don't travel in space.

[Blix]

Star wars rapes on a cosmic level that even Galactus would fear.

[Banhammer]

They do in Star Wars Universe.
Your forgetting we have Eragon who matches Star Wars in such a bizar way that they forfeit the war and declare us their gods!

[^AERIES^]

F-A-I-L-U-R-E

[Nexas]

I for one welcome our new Sith overlords.

[Graham Aker]

kill Lucas and burn every Star wars material out there, throw in their geeks for good measure, Earth wins! :nod

[TWF]

That's funny coming from a fan of DC.

[Orion]

That's funny coming from a fan of DC.

Iv meet many more star wars geeks then I have comic book ones.

[TWF]

Iv meet many more star wars geeks then I have comic book ones.

Star Wars is Dark Horse. Why are you isolating it from the rest of the comics like DC or Marvel?

Dark Horse is comics. And last I checked, I don't see Star Wars geeks looking like idiots trying to get into games like Marvel Alliance.

[master bruce]

we lose for 5 reasons;
1. they have the force. 1 jedi with force and lightsaber could take down 10 marine with m-16's easy.
2. they have lightsaber that cut through anything.
3. they have ships that fight at and some even surpass lightspeed, can anyone say blitzkrig.
4. they have weapons that are just as destructive.
5. they have death star which can planet bust(all 200,000 nukes on earth can at best, continent bust). Death star blow a planet to space dust in one shot.



earth gets massive bootstomp.

[Morpheus]

Nihilus solos.

[Banhammer]

Death Star uses the planet busting ray
Earth uses Reflega
Earth rapes

[Banhammer]

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5. they have death star which can planet bust(all 200,000 nukes on earth can at best, continent bust). Death star blow a planet to space dust in one shot.



earth gets massive bootstomp.

all bombs on earth would destroy our planet severall hundred times. We've been able to do that since the cold war, and news report say that the H-Bomb developments are 500 times stronger

[Endless Mike]

Completely untrue. The total combined warhead yield of the world during the Cold War height was only about 20 gigatons. A medium turbolaser battery from a transport ship from the Clone Wars is 10 times that.

[Banhammer]

I don't mean blow it up to pieces, I mean killing and destroying everything in it's surface

[Havoc]

Star Wars is Dark Horse. Why are you isolating it from the rest of the comics like DC or Marvel?

Dark Horse is comics. And last I checked, I don't see Star Wars geeks looking like idiots trying to get into games like Marvel Alliance.

So you look like an idiot if you play Marvel Alliance?

[atom]

George Lucas re-writes Star Wars and they are bunch of ants.

[Sylar]

So how does this work?

Do we just bend over a chair?

Or should we get down on our hands and knees for this raping?

[Azure Flame Kite]

Well the fight would never happen as me, Luke, and the force have an agreement after I fought them into a stalemate long fight I managed to find a corotis blade got a few cuts on Luke and he got my pinky then we made an agreement as he knew my staminia had no limits and my pure swordsmanship abilities overwhelmed his precious little force and we agreed no harm would ever come to earth
PS. The reason the fight took place was cause Luke recently found out Jade cheated on him and I was drunk for the first 3 and 1/2 hours of the fight........Mainly Luke's fault

[Banhammer]

we threaten them to unleash jar jar back, and they back off in fear(those bitches are crazy emperor!)

[ladiida]

George Lucas rewrites Star Wars history. Star Wars is now a trilogy about intergalactic pink balls.