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Supreme Alchemist Fan
09-08-2007, 05:07 AM
http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=6877561
Louisiana man shot while having sex involving a firearm
Aug 6, 2007 08:54 PM PDT
LAKE CHARLES, LA (KPLC) - Shortly after midnight Thursday, one Lake Charles man died while engaged in sexual behavior involving a firearm.
The Calcasieu Parish sheriff's office has charged 36 year old Kimberly Grosset with negligent homicide in connection with the shooting death of her boyfriend.
Officials say she and 49 year old Robert White were engaged in consensual sexual behavior when he was shot in the head with a gun at his McCindy road home.
No bond has been set.
Aldrick
09-08-2007, 05:09 AM
It blew his mind.
ViЯaL
09-08-2007, 05:10 AM
Why would you have sex with a gun on you?
Some people are retarded :sag
Chris
09-08-2007, 05:18 AM
Maybe they were using the Gun for something else, but didnt know it was loaded..
Halcyon Dreamz
09-08-2007, 05:24 AM
Talk about mind blowing sex :huh
..............
What the fuck?
Dreikoo
09-08-2007, 05:52 AM
Maybe he found out about a terminal disease and wished for the best way to go :P.
Mider T
09-08-2007, 05:58 AM
Sounds like a blast
impersonal
09-08-2007, 05:58 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/05/Praying_mantis_in_defense_pose.JPG/750px-Praying_mantis_in_defense_pose.JPG
Squire of Fate
09-08-2007, 06:03 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/05/Praying_mantis_in_defense_pose.JPG/750px-Praying_mantis_in_defense_pose.JPG
Oh, you. :lmao
Sasori-puppet#111
09-08-2007, 08:17 AM
lol gun sex is dangous
Chris
09-08-2007, 08:21 AM
lol gun sex is dangous
srsly? :twitch
Nikitaa
09-08-2007, 08:22 AM
At least he died happily-..
@lk3mizt
09-08-2007, 08:23 AM
oh. my. gawd :huh
rockst☆r sin
09-08-2007, 08:25 AM
When he said blow me, I doubt he meant his actual head :(
I thought that it was about something else...lol.
I was about to redirect you the 18+ section.
But yeah, that is pretty mind-blowing. -__________-
Lycanthropy
09-08-2007, 09:22 AM
Why would you have sex with a gun on you?
Some people are retarded :sag
Amen to that.
I find it sad (but very, very entertaining) how many jokes are being said in these thread, so I thought I would choose the best one. This pun is made of QFTMF win!!!
Talk about mind blowing sex :huh
Such good times.
neko-sennin
09-08-2007, 09:41 AM
In before "climax" jokes.
Oops, too late.
Still, there's gotta be a story behind that...
Jetstorm
09-08-2007, 11:15 AM
Why would you have sex with a gun nearby?
Doggystyle
09-08-2007, 11:49 AM
Why would you have sex with a gun on you?
Some people are retarded :sag
Perhaps they were role-playing good cop/bad cop :laugh
kimidoll
09-08-2007, 11:58 AM
Why would you be stupid enough to have sex with a gun? :sag
Totitos
09-08-2007, 12:00 PM
Good shot he did.
Rurushu
09-08-2007, 12:01 PM
I guess introducing the " gun " in the love making,to spice it up,wasn't such a good idea
>.>
Jagon Fox
09-08-2007, 01:08 PM
At least he died happily-..
i dunno, getting my head blown off would put me in a bad mood, but to each their own i guess.
It blew his mind.
my thoughts exactly :nod
maximilyan
09-08-2007, 01:21 PM
Damn... cant trust women.. :huh at least he went doing what he loved :pek
Oriodark178
09-08-2007, 01:26 PM
Lol, i cant even say anything other than wow.
Pantomime
09-08-2007, 01:33 PM
I fucking lol'd @ the puns. What the fuck?
MidnightToker426
09-08-2007, 02:04 PM
Wow. Kinky
Silvermyst
09-08-2007, 02:07 PM
Wow. Kinky
Damn it, you took my line.:mad:wink
That must've been pretty scary for the chick. Making love one moment, and then your man's dead.
Seto Kaiba
09-08-2007, 02:12 PM
Weird, although not as weird as the one where a couple apparently had sex while falling to their deaths...
Byakkö
09-08-2007, 02:15 PM
Lol, must've been KINKY stuff, lol.
Arachnia
09-08-2007, 02:28 PM
He obviously sucked....
Purgatory
09-08-2007, 02:54 PM
Looks like he blew his last load...
Baby, it'll blow your mind...
Talk about a happy ending...
If I ever got a dollar for every time I came up with sex/perverted jokes, I'd be richer than Bill Gates.
Saufsoldat
09-08-2007, 02:56 PM
That's the way I wanna die :awesome
Lord Yu
09-08-2007, 03:05 PM
Great way to die.
Morwain
09-08-2007, 03:26 PM
Wow....thw things some people will do....
conman1492
09-08-2007, 04:16 PM
I would hate to have to explain this to the family.
Jackal
09-08-2007, 04:23 PM
i give you happy ending... not! :P
Masaki
09-08-2007, 04:29 PM
When he said blow me, I doubt he meant his actual head :(
Could have gone a bit further and said "Blow my head."
Yakushi Kabuto
09-09-2007, 12:33 AM
...Negligent homicide? What were they doing with a loaded gun in the bedroom? If they wanted to be kinky like that you would think the first thing they would have done was to check if it was empty. I also kind of thought this thread would be about something...a little different given the subject. xD;
Denji
09-09-2007, 12:35 AM
That's what happens when you sleep with a gun under your pillow.
Nagato Yuki
09-09-2007, 12:39 AM
oh wow. :awesome
Sub-Zero
09-09-2007, 12:40 AM
K I N K Y :omg
Cirus
09-09-2007, 12:42 AM
Well she did say sex would be a bang.......
The sex was so great it blew his mind.......
Talk about the money shot.....
The sex ended up being better for her then him.....
Guess he was wrong when he was talking about fireing blanks.....
I could end up going on and on with this. It is way too funny.
mitsukohyuuga
09-09-2007, 12:43 AM
Oh, dear lord. Now that's taking a certain kink a bit too far.
...and wtf is "negligent homicide"? I suppose it might be the clause for people who accidentally kill their significant others during sex. Man, that must've blown him away.
Lenalee
09-09-2007, 12:47 AM
This is one of those sex games that never catches on..
OMG! Dj
09-09-2007, 12:52 AM
Sex Pistols?
I'm guessing he had problems excreting sperm and needed excitement to do so.
mewwho
09-09-2007, 12:57 AM
This is why you don't let a women own a gun
"Every Man has a right to bare arms bear arms whatever they called"
mitsukohyuuga
09-09-2007, 01:00 AM
This is why you don't let a women own a gun
"Every Man has a right to bare arms bear arms whatever they called"
This has nothing to do with gender. This incident was due to stupidity on the part of both the man and the woman. Who has a loaded gun with them during sex?
As for the quote of the second amendment, you should know that the word "man" is a generalization for both genders.
♠Mr.Nibbles♠
09-09-2007, 01:05 AM
This is what happens when you fail to satisfy the female.....
Violence-->death
Rated R Superstar
09-09-2007, 02:35 AM
I guess what they say is true......sex really is mind blowing!!!
libreg
09-09-2007, 04:18 AM
Number of corny puns: 16
Twirl
09-09-2007, 05:31 AM
What a blow...
whos gun was it? who's hand did it go off in?
Ashiya
09-09-2007, 11:12 AM
OMG Crikey!
Ichiban-nin
09-09-2007, 11:16 AM
How many times do I have to say it? Guns are NOT a suitable form of contraception!
little nin
09-09-2007, 11:53 AM
she blew him away :nuts
spectracidex
09-09-2007, 12:28 PM
wtf with a gun >_>
what do you need a gun for lol
Haze is Dreamin'
09-09-2007, 01:05 PM
I wonder if he climaxed before he died... :oh
Jagon Fox
09-09-2007, 02:48 PM
i give you happy ending... not! :P
if that's their idea of a happy ending man they can keep it! i;m sure there are far more pleasurable ways to kick the bucket while your getting laid.
Winter-Haze
09-09-2007, 03:50 PM
he went classy dident he why would she kill him during why not before or after? was it a last request ive never known someone that realy answered a last request
Juubi
09-09-2007, 04:08 PM
I could have sworn the thread title meant something else...
Blue_Panter_Ninja
09-09-2007, 05:45 PM
http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=6877561
that will be:HONEY,I blew you UP :P:P:P
Auraya
09-09-2007, 06:07 PM
:lmao
that would be an interesting way to die
Sasuke
09-09-2007, 08:47 PM
Hey it's a better way to go than growing old and not being able to move just rotting away, I bet he was having the time of his life.
Ember*
09-10-2007, 06:39 AM
lol, omg, thats insane
Tatsuki
09-10-2007, 03:42 PM
They tried to remake a hentai scene.
Dog Rapist
09-10-2007, 03:45 PM
Because the woman 'took him to Heaven'.
Durandal
09-10-2007, 04:36 PM
What was this thread about? I was watching Star Trek.
NEW RANK!!:yell
damnhot
09-10-2007, 07:13 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/05/Praying_mantis_in_defense_pose.JPG/750px-Praying_mantis_in_defense_pose.JPG
Id hit it......................
Lord Snow
09-10-2007, 07:42 PM
That puts a new meaning to the term "going out with a smile".
taieto
09-10-2007, 07:58 PM
that seriously sounds like a scene in some movie
i can't believe things like that are happening
The sex must have been that bad.:vegetant
This is definitely sex to die for (pun intended)
Aiee!
09-11-2007, 09:52 PM
Must've blown his mind.
Helix
09-11-2007, 09:55 PM
What a turn off.
Nexas
09-11-2007, 09:59 PM
Sounds like someone forgot the safety word :pek
jpalacio
09-11-2007, 10:12 PM
Holy shit now that mind blowing sex
Jin-E
09-11-2007, 10:27 PM
His last words before the gunshot?
"Oh, I forgot to mention...I have AIDS".
Poison
09-11-2007, 10:32 PM
wow.. :sag
Alex Louis Armstrong
09-11-2007, 10:34 PM
I wonder if he climaxed before he died... :oh
i would like to know that to cause it could be a good/bad way to go
I've got nothing
When he said blow me, I doubt he meant his actual head :(
:lmao :lmao
jpalacio
09-11-2007, 11:15 PM
maybe that why she shot him:laugh
Immortal Flame
09-11-2007, 11:38 PM
This has gotta be the most mindblowing sex story I've read in years. :laugh
Juanita Tequila
09-11-2007, 11:42 PM
Wow. Some sex they had going on...Talk about giving him "more". :awesome
shadownin
09-12-2007, 02:33 AM
lol...so i guess she wanted to show him that she had a quicker shot then him <.<
Lady Azura
09-13-2007, 04:25 PM
What a way to go...:oh
Wing-Zero
09-14-2007, 10:20 AM
Well at least he enjoyed himself before he died.
Wow, this is the first story that I heard where the man wasn't the only one unloading.:amuse
polishpete
09-14-2007, 09:29 PM
didnt this happen in the south park creators first cartoon?
I guess she's better at taking head rather than giving.
Fruits Basket Fan
09-14-2007, 11:14 PM
Wow....What a stupid woman?
Was it like, "I'm cuming, I'm cuming..I'M CUMING....BAAAM....."
Valtieri
09-14-2007, 11:32 PM
Wow talk about a fucked up fetish..
My Own Dupe
09-15-2007, 12:59 AM
I only fuck with super soakers :pek
Hatake Kakashi
09-15-2007, 02:09 AM
At least we know he wasn't shooting blanks...
Wow his girlfriend got some pretty good head that night...
MINI CONTEST!!!
Write his epitaph...
-Name here-
He died giving her head, literally...
He will be missed, unlike his head.
SeruraRenge
09-15-2007, 03:33 AM
Looks like she banged him M I RITE?!
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