Ask Black Gai/Black Gai FC!

[Donkey Show]

OMG... I know Gai is cool and stuff, but seriously, Black Gai pwns all! You seriously can't get better than this man right here. So in tribute to the greatest cosplayer of the greatest character of all time, I christen this FC in honor of you, Black Gai, our springtime of youth!

<3 WE LOVE YOU, KONOHA'S BLACK BEAST!!! <3

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/Suzuhiko/Forum/gai.jpg

Join the greatest FC for the greatest cosplayer ever!

http://daviddino.com/muchlovebg.jpg

Wow... and the new hit single across NF... BG Got Back (by Karl Olsen)!!! (http://www.karlrolson.com/soy/bgrapxvox.mp3)

And if you can find more pics of Black Gai in any other form of cosplay, I will cut out my liver and send it to you via express mail the next day... maybe. But more than likely, we'll express our love to you in the form of a rep. ^^

BTW, we are also great allies with the other greatest FC ever, The Moustache Gai Fan Club!!! (http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=25662) As a token of our friendship and springtime of youth, BandanaDan has created this for us all!


The Moustache Black Gai!!! (http://img156.exs.cx/img156/8523/blackgaitashf7hd.gif)

For those who show mad love to the BG
If you show enough love, the great and honorable Black Gai will annoint you with a BG title and super powers as well! These will be listed below under your title and name! Show the non-believers the power of Black Gai!!!

For those of you who are down for the beatdown of mark ass tricks...
There are those who need a little slap in the face for attempting to deface, discourage, and/or disapprove of the great BG. If you're down, feel free to let your Explosion of Youth shine and give these nobs a taste of BG POWER!!! From BG Powers given to you to powers you already have, beating down an infidel will get you into the Black Gai Justice Gakkuen Members Beat Down Dojo and everyone can see how you punked a ho. ^^

Show your pride and allegiance!!!
(mad props to Gooba for these)
:bgai :bmgai

BLACK GAI SPEAKS TO THE FC!!! (http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=1202136&postcount=1796)

We Have A Black Gai THEME SONG!!!!
BG Got Back!!! (http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=1149142&postcount=1676)

Black Gai Gallery!!!
Moustache Black Gai Bunshin no Jutsu by Amabaad Man (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y108/roadricer/mustachebunshin.jpg)
Black Gai by fverret (http://www.caishite.info/gai.bmp)

Black Gai pwnage pics! Come see what happens to infidels!
BG pwns Koopo!!! (http://daviddino.com/bgpwnage.JPG)
BG pwns Man-Faye!!! (http://daviddino.com/bgmfpwn.JPG)
BG pwns Itachi!!! (http://daviddino.com/bgitachipwn.JPG)
BG pwns GMan!!! (http://daviddino.com/bgggmanpwn.JPG)
BG pwns mftrunks!!! (http://daviddino.com/bgmftpwn.JPG)
BG pwns Stephen Hawkings!!! (http://img38.exs.cx/img38/9008/gai5dp.gif)

The Guardians of Black Gai!!!
Mangekyoukarp (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y2/FewAgainstMany/mankeyoukarp.jpg)
Byakukingler (http://tinypic.com/5ahrf6)

Black Gai Justice Gakkuen Members Beat Down Dojo! (When BG is away...)
jkingler pwns GMan!!! (http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=855192&postcount=382)
Donkey Show pwns GMan!!! (http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=855236&postcount=385)
Donkey Show and jkingler pwn GMan!!! (http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=855301&postcount=389)
jkingler pwns mftrunks #1 (http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=855520&postcount=408)
jkingler pwns mftrunks #2 (http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=855566&postcount=410)
Donkey Show pwns mftrunks (http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=855539&postcount=409)
Uchiha Jun pwns mftrunks (http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=855584&postcount=411)
jkingler's interpretation of Jun's pwnage against mftrunks (http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=855599&postcount=412)
OMFG!!! Black Gai pwns Ninja Genius!!! (http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=892238&postcount=661)
Donkey Show pwns Ninja Genius (http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=893222&postcount=674)
arodnap pwns Ninja Genius (http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=893475&postcount=684)
jkingler humiliates Ninja Genius (http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=895123&postcount=697)
I'm With Stupid pwns Last of the Itachitards (http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=920450&postcount=60)
Dedication beatdown with DS and jkingler pwning uber n00b dimezanime16 (http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=994266&postcount=20)

Black Gai Justice Gakkuen Member Strength: 84 Members and going!!!

Owner - Holy Heaven Sent Springtime of Youth and Light Head Messenger:
Delicious Slut

Donkey Punch
Double Post Donkey Punch
Donkey Kick
Shining Finger
Bukkake Blast
The Strawberry Surprise Hiraishin no Jutsu
Bukkaton: Ryuusa Bukkakeryu
Ultimate Attack 1: Bakunetsu Donkey Punch > Bukkakehameha
Ultimate Attack 2: Explosive Shin Shining Finger Level 3
Ultimate Attack 3: Bukkake Taisou

Co-Owner - BG's Whore:
Suzuhiko

Whore Tackle
Whore Lesbian Lick
Nine Pence Noodle Strangle
Double Vodka Red Bull Suiken
Ultimate Attack #1: Nine Pence Noodle Coffin of Death
Ultimate Attack #2: Triple Vodka Red Bull Ultimate Chaos Suiken
Back Up Move: Inflatable Banana Attack

High Priest of BG's Strawberry Surprise:
jkingler

8th Gate Barehanded Genital Removal
Strawberry Elbow Smash
Strawberry Side Suplex
Ultimate Attack 1: Flying SoY Elbow Drop of Strawberry Surprise
Ultimate Attack 2: Kinjutsu: Shin-Strawberry Ha-Bukkake-ken

Moustache Black Gai Incarnate:
BandanaDan

BG Renaissance Artists:
Gooba
Flying Kamikaze Heatbutt Dive
Furious Lightning Punch Barrage
Dynamic Groin Kick Supernova
Ultimate Attack: Gargantuan Blazing Splooge Missle of Hades
DesertLily

Rust Hurricane II Mazinger Black BG : Powered by vBulletin:
reznor

Breast Fire
Heavy Missile
Rust Hurricane
Laserfist
Ultimate Attack: Dynamic Hyper Flash Laserfist of Black Gai!!!

Beautiful Chocolate-Bronze-Honey Latino
Uchiha Jun

Latino's Whip of African Youth
Taino-style Spinning Fist (kick)
Fury of the Boricua
Gasolina Mad Combo
Ultimate Attack: Devastating Wind of The Yunque Mountains, Ignite!!!

BG's Dancing Uke of Devastation
I'm With Stupid

The Tony Danza ^^
Majick Dance #1: Dance of the Infinite Skeeting and receives near-limitless SoY
Majick Dance #3: Dance of the Randy Porcupines
Majick Dance #2: Dance of the Punching Donkey
Ultimate Attack 1: Majick Dance #5: Dance of the Final Bukkakefest
Ultimate Attack 2: Majick Dance #7: Dance of the Bukkakolem
BG Voyeur Hall of Fame (those who have seen the great one):
MintArden

Henshin!!! Black LEE!!!
arodnap

Bukkake Ball

Necro Midair Duck Serial Rapist:
fair trade

Suiton: Gokkun Heki
Bukkaton: Bukkakaruu Enden
Ninpo: Doton Bukkake Yomi Numa
Ultimate Attack 1: Hachimon Tonkou Dairoku BukkaKeimon Kai > Asa BukkakuJaku


Personal Friend of Black Gai
Yetiman

Konoha Senbukkyaku
Ultimate Attack 1: Bukkakankosapo

The Seven Color SoY
clockwork


Those who have been blessed with BG's Springtime of Youth:
Koyuki
Asakura_Yoh
shinjuu
Dynomiteguy
LordStronghold
"Son of Black Gai" moe
Niabingi
Strider-Hiryu
kakashi_fangirl
Yaman
Lunasakuramoon
Shade
Izanami
Joel_Kage_Sama
Axass
azn
hoppygolucky
graysocks
Jordy
Hyuuga Fugen
joxer
Hyuuga Neji 88
"Hottie BG Aprhodite" Occasionalutopia
ph0921
BarbNara
Lord of D
SSJ3Naruto
Totesmetall
SantheGhost
Ardus
"BG Forgiven" GMan
MechaTC
Amabaad Man
SpongeBunny
Sayoko
Dark Element
fverret
junidaime
Sistah ShikaShikaBoomBoom
~My§tic~
How_Troublesome
mgrace
Scenester
???
KageOfThePimpVillage
8thGateGai
Mizu-kage
Reeve
shkamaru
StoneWalker (gomen, gomen)
Wen-Kai
Jin22
Yakuza Gin
RANinjaChick
MartialHorror
anime606
420
chakra
martryn
rickybuch
Cytokinesis
Dark Element
Fuchoin_kazuki
Mangekyou_Master
meekozy
BluebrotherX7
gaara123xxx
lopsew
PervertedHermit
Gaara137
Geetay
Sublime
Cham Cham Trigger

Once you go Black Gai, You'll never go back, Guy!

[Donkey Show]

co-owner co-owner!!!!!
Of course sweetie!!! I think your love for Black Gai might surpass mine. :laugh

[jkingler]

I will join. But I want no responsibility whatsoever. I will be busy in the Random FC, so membership works for me :thumbs

[Donkey Show]

I will join. But I want no responsibility whatsoever. I will be busy in the Random FC, so membership works for me :thumbs
You are pwned by the greatness of Black Gai. Bow before him!!! ^^

[Shikamaru-sama]

:oh


that is.....disturbing

[jkingler]

I don't wanna bow. He is doing the splits, and I don't want to get anywhere near Black Gai's guy. --jkingler

[Donkey Show]

I want to meet him and have Black Gai give me a nice guy pose. I'd die on the spot. :laugh

[DesertLily]

OMFG! Somebody actually made this before me!

I salute you...and I must join!

[jkingler]

Black guy is virile. You can tell from the picture. Quickly, minna: salute Black Gai before you get bukkaked on :iik

[Hagi]

:confused whf thats some scary shiat

:laugh i'm in

[jkingler]

I think a black guy playing a black Gai has to be the silliest, most awesome pun i've ever heard :laugh

Now there should be a new joke:
"Hello, I'd like to order cream of sum yum black gai, please."

Post this in the Random FC as well! If you do, with a link to this thread, you will get more members!

[Donkey Show]

:confused whf thats some scary shiat

:laugh i'm in
OMFG! Somebody actually made this before me!

I salute you...and I must join!

Pwned!!! Black Gai gives all of you the nice guy pose!!!

Quickly, minna: salute Black Gai before you get bukkaked on
That would be an honor for you if he did that. :laugh

[jkingler]

^An honor I would normally pass on...but considering we are talking about THE legendary Black Gai, it is an honor I couldn't refuse...

[DesertLily]

I have to make a banner for this. *runs off to her Photoshop*

[DesertLily]

Lol! Use the pics i posted in the cosplay thread ^^

Bwahaha, I was totally going to!

[jkingler]

Between Black Gai and Moustache Gai, Gai is getting a whole lot of love (and ridicule). Rep to Kishi-sensei for creating such a readily parodied character :thumbs

[Donkey Show]

Well, when you see a relatively big black man cosplaying Gai while doing the splits, I think he'll definately get some attention. :laugh

[jkingler]

^For sure, for sure. I wish the guy dressed up as SasUKE, though. That would have been priceless XD

[shinjuu]

wow haha that guy cracks me up, i will defintly join!
Really im amazed that he can do a split.. :D

[shinjuu]

http://img31.exs.cx/img31/8297/z411.jpg

:D

[Donkey Show]

Maybe he has O_O

If anyone manages to find any new pics i will rep thier ass like theres no tomorrow...
I will do the same. It'll be like a bukkake-fest of rep! :oh :laugh

[jkingler]

OK.

http://img31.exs.cx/img31/8297/z411.jpg
http://img31.exs.cx/img31/8297/z411.jpg

*Awaits the rep!*

[shinjuu]

OK.

http://img31.exs.cx/img31/8297/z411.jpg
http://img31.exs.cx/img31/8297/z411.jpg

*Awaits the rep!*

i was faster, i win, i win!!

[jkingler]

And a different black Gai (not as good, but the only other one I could find)

http://img212.exs.cx/img212/9122/z3852sy.jpg
http://img212.exs.cx/img212/9122/z3852sy.jpg

[Donkey Show]

I've seen that one already >.<

joe, I can't rep you right now cuz I repped you for the bukkake thing already!

I guess shinjuu can get bukkake-repped on then. :laugh

[jkingler]

And maybe the best black cosplayer of them all:
http://img212.exs.cx/img212/6001/z3586qa.jpg
http://img212.exs.cx/img212/6001/z3586qa.jpg

*Whoops: I didn't notice you had beat me til you posted saying so :sweatdrop. Rep for you!

[Donkey Show]

And maybe the best black cosplayer of them all:
http://img212.exs.cx/img212/6001/z3586qa.jpg
http://img212.exs.cx/img212/6001/z3586qa.jpg

*Whoops: I didn't notice you had beat me til you posted saying so :sweatdrop. Rep for you!

HA HA HA!!! I've seen that one too. That hurts my heart. :confused

[Gooba]

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/2065/gai3ga.jpg

[jkingler]

^^Holy shit. That is AMAZING! *weeps tears of joy! :wah* Rep for you!

[Asakura_Yoh]

GAH! So cool! *Puts pic as wallpaper*

I'm in!

[BandanaDan]

lolz! I want in! THE BLACK GAI IS TEH BEST ULTIMATE GAI COsPLAYER EVA!!!!!!!!1

[jkingler]

I feel it would be prudent to ask a Mod to merge the Black Gai FC and the Moustache Guy FC into the Mighty Moustached Black Gai FC. Whose coming with me? *Takes "flipper"*

[I'm with Stupid]

j00!!! Join the Black Gai FC now!!! :amuse
im heeerrrrrree :laugh

[Gooba]

I so want in on this. I am going to throw together a banner shortly.

[shinjuu]

I feel it would be prudent to ask a Mod to merge the Black Gai FC and the Moustache Guy FC into the Mighty Moustached Black Gai FC. Whose coming with me? *Takes "flipper"*


http://img103.exs.cx/img103/5521/blackgaimoustache4tc.th.jpg (http://img103.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img103&image=blackgaimoustache4tc.jpg)

:D'

[Donkey Show]

I so want in on this. I am going to throw together a banner shortly.
Black Gai has pwned you, too! Welcome! :leepose

EDIT: I've also added BandanaDan, Asakura_Yoh, and I'm With Stupid as well. Feel Black Gai's springtime of youth!!! (wait... that sounds like bukkake >.< ) :laugh

[shinjuu]

omg omg you forgot to put me at the members :(

[Donkey Show]

omg omg you forgot to put me at the members :(
I got ya! My bad! *dynamic entry's himself*

[I'm with Stupid]

zOMG i got teh hiccups now...:rofl

[shinjuu]

zOMG i got teh hiccups now...:rofl


once again, black gai has "pwned" someone

[jkingler]

^Check my last entry in the Moustache Gai FC, DS :)

And where the hell is Sasugay's hand going?!?

http://img103.exs.cx/img103/5521/blackgaimoustache4tc.th.jpg

:amazed

[Donkey Show]

David.......scare IWS with man faye pic Thatll stop his hiccups LOL
As long as you don't kill me if I show it. ^^

[Dynomiteguy]

Yo I am so in!!!
Looky what I did for you!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42/Dynomiteguy/capturegaiblack.jpg

[Donkey Show]

Yo I am so in!!!
Looky what I did for you!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42/Dynomiteguy/capturegaiblack.jpg

Fucking quality!!! You're so in!!!

[jkingler]

^ROFL :rofl :rofl :rofl

It looks like he just got Bukkaked by the live action Black Gai, who pwns him like "whoa" :oh

[Donkey Show]

^ROFL :rofl :rofl :rofl

It looks like he just got Bukkaked by the live action Black Gai, who pwns him like "whoa" :oh

Black Gai Bukkake through your window, bitch, like whoa. HA HA HA!

[Gooba]

Best I can do with my crappy photoshop skill, I need to find some way to shrink him without losing his awesomeness.
http://img58.exs.cx/img58/5899/blackgai2zl.gif

[Donkey Show]

Best I can do with my crappy photoshop skill, I need to find some way to shrink him without losing his awesomeness.
http://img58.exs.cx/img58/5899/blackgai2zl.gif
HA HA HA HA!!! Awesome! Black Gai will give you his springtime of youth rep! :amuse

[jkingler]

Well, you could focus on the head and the :thumbs so that it isn't as hard to make out. And if we ever merge with the Moustache Gai FC, you could add a 'stache, too.

http://www.izklop.com/_links/f594f076379c562cf020f74e3bbe35cb_bukkake.jpg
^He likes Bukkake!!!

[Gooba]

Well, you could focus on the head and the :thumbs so that it isn't as hard to make out. And if we ever merge with the Moustache Gai FC, you could add a 'stache, too.
Good plan.

[Donkey Show]

Well, I put up the banner. Thanks man! :leepose

[jkingler]

^Be sure you go back and check the edit! http://www.izklop.com/_links/f594f076379c562cf020f74e3bbe35cb_bukkake.jpg

[Dynomiteguy]

Yo piccie 2
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42/Dynomiteguy/gaiblack.jpg

[Donkey Show]

^Be sure you go back and check the edit! http://www.izklop.com/_links/f594f076379c562cf020f74e3bbe35cb_bukkake.jpg
That's me singing if you didn't know. :laugh

And dynomiteguy, more pwnage! *blows load* :confused

[jkingler]

I am going to put Moustache Gai vs. Black Gai in the impossible battles thread :P

More spamwhoring, all in the name of Black Gai-sensei :wah

[Donkey Show]

I am going to put Moustache Gai vs. Black Gai in the impossible battles thread :P

More spamwhoring, all in the name of Black Gai-sensei :wah

Dude, that would be the battle to end all battles! But if they fused... OMG. :amazed

[Strider-Hiryu]

lol thats heavy!!!
smaked it with this fc!

[Gooba]

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/1202/blackgaicopy8ps.gif
My second try, I think that's it for me until I learn more photoshop.

EDIT: http://img63.exs.cx/img63/7409/blackgaicopy18xk.gif

[DesertLily]

Hey you guys! We have a banner now!

http://img192.exs.cx/img192/5874/z4114xv.gif

[Niabingi]

oh my gosh!!
that is the best thing i have seen in years!!!

[Dynomiteguy]

Hey guys last 1 for now :(
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42/Dynomiteguy/tsuxgaiblack.jpg

[Donkey Show]

Hey you guys! We have a banner now!

http://img192.exs.cx/img192/5874/z4114xv.gif
It's like I'm getting bukkaked with black gai!!! You guys rock my socks!!! >.<

[Gooba]

Hey you guys! We have a banner now!

http://img192.exs.cx/img192/5874/z4114xv.gif
HFS YOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jkingler]

Best banner ever!!! Desert Lily, you are about to get rep-bukkaked!!! :amazed

Dude, that would be the battle to end all battles! But if they fused... OMG.

It would be like this: http://www.fantasykat.com/ch/Images/fg/gotenks3.jpg
http://www.fantasykat.com/ch/Images/fg/gotenks3.jpg

Just make him black and give him a Moustache...you get the idea :P

[mow]

Guys, I hereby make a vow, if i get a green suit, ill cosplay Gai for you all XD

[DesertLily]

black gai reminds me of shaft :|

YES! Although Black Gai could possibly be BETTER than Shaft!

[Donkey Show]

lol thats heavy!!!
smaked it with this fc!
oh my gosh!!
that is the best thing i have seen in years!!!
Does that mean you're in? Because Black Gai demands your obedience! :laugh

[Dynomiteguy]

I bow down to j00 Desertlily! Awesome banner!
Bandanadan (i know you watching) how about allying the FC's?

[jkingler]

^ x A lot: Dynomiteguy: we didn't forget you! Once Tsunade goes Black (Gai), she'll never go back XD.

[BushidoPunk]

I think this may be the real picture of Black Gai from the first post:

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/p/pic27446.w492.jpg

[jkingler]

^HAHAHAHAH!

I love it. He couldn't contain the springtime of his youth :rofl

EDIT: CALLING ALL BLACK GAI TROOPS!

Isn't that the dark-brown gai? All your FC are going to crumble.

We must seek retribution in the name of Black Gai-sama!!!

[Donkey Show]

I think this may be the real picture of Black Gai from the first post:

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/p/pic27446.w492.jpg
Yeah, that's the first Black Gai pic I've ever seen. I was wondering where that pic went!!! >.<

Black Gai splooge!

AFI!!! That n00b!!! LOL, we should all bukkake him... wait, he likes that >.< :laugh

[Gooba]

He Bukkaked his pants in a glorious explosion of youth. Luckally, like the lotus of Konoha, he always "blooms" twice.

[Donkey Show]

He Bukkaked his pants in a glorious explosion of youth. Luckally, like the lotus of Konoha, he always "blooms" twice.
That quote will go down in the pages of history.

[jkingler]

AFI!!! That n00b!!! LOL, we should all bukkake him... wait, he likes that >.<

True, true....hence the name Toilet...He is a foe to be reckoned with!

He Bukkaked his pants in a glorious explosion of youth. Luckally, like the lotus of Konoha, he always "blooms" twice.

Imagine an 8-gate lotus bukkake! It would rock j00 like a hurricane :amazed

[LordStronghold]

The Black Gai FC!!!

It seem very strange , But i wolud like to join.

[Donkey Show]

The Splooge gate... >.<

LordStronghold, you're in!

[mow]

He Bukkaked his pants in a glorious explosion of youth. Luckally, like the lotus of Konoha, he always "blooms" twice.

LMAO!!!!!!!!XD

[jkingler]

^^You'll love it! You won't add to your post count, but you will do something for the good of all mankind! Now bow to your sensei! Black Gai knows Rex-Kwon-Do!!!

^MOE! We need a black moustache guy smiley, stat!!!

:Gaipose :Gaipose <--Source material :D

[DesertLily]

Looks like he's got a fountain of youth of his own.

[BushidoPunk]

Yeah, that's the first Black Gai pic I've ever seen. I was wondering where that pic went!!! >.<

Black Gai splooge!

AFI!!! That n00b!!! LOL, we should all bukkake him... wait, he likes that >.< :laugh

Yeah, I thought Black Gai was just a little too excited by cosplaying.

[NarutoSitro]

Damn I never really thought of a Black GaI. I have to say that was unexpected. That is a funny pic of Black Gai. Nice Post

[jkingler]

Hmmm...Is the Moustache Gai FC too proud to ally with us? Must we go to war on behalf of Black Gai?!? :nerve

The streets will flow with the blood of the infidel :yelling

[mow]

^MOE! We need a black moustache guy smiley, stat!!!

dude, ill cosplay Gai once i get a green jump suit :P

[jkingler]

^Do that, too :thumbs. But the smiley is also imperative :P

[jkingler]

^Haha, that post, with your sig and your avy...too much :rofl

[StoneWalker]

....I am so cosplaying as a black Lee just to get that guy's autograph :lee

[Dynomiteguy]

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Hmmm...Is the Moustache Gai FC too proud to ally with us? Must we go to war on behalf of Black Gai?!?

The streets will flow with the blood of the infidel
Wait! The owner must be offline. We will see what he says tomorrow!

[Gaara-of-the-desert]

Less chat more pics please!..................please...............i wanna see more pics lol.

[BandanaDan]

Geez, you guys are impatient lol. I was just doing my chemistry and film editing work. Anyway! I reckon it's an ace idea to merge. Not sure how that'll work though, lol here's something I lazily cobelled

http://img186.exs.cx/img186/6007/blackgaitash0qm.gif

EDIT: Of course Moustache Gai FC be willing to ally too [fudging slaps jkingler] but it'd be more interesting to merge too lol. And that's an amazing sig DesertLily!

^_^

[Donkey Show]

Geez, you guys are impatient lol. I was just doing my chemistry and film editing work. Anyway! I reckon it's an ace idea to merge. Not sure how that'll work though, lol here's something I lazily cobelled http://img186.exs.cx/img186/6007/blackgaitash0qm.gif

^_^

That's total pwnage right there!!! We have become the Black Moustache Gai Superfriends!!! :leepose

[Gooba]

Geez, you guys are impatient lol. I was just doing my chemistry and film editing work. Anyway! I reckon it's an ace idea to merge. Not sure how that'll work though, lol here's something I lazily cobelled http://img186.exs.cx/img186/6007/blackgaitash0qm.gif

^_^
I give it one nice guy pose http://img186.exs.cx/img186/5015/gainicepose0uc.gif!!!

[mow]

OMG!! BananaDan! :laugh

[mow]

I give it one nice guy pose http://img186.exs.cx/img186/5015/gainicepose0uc.gif!!!

XD XD XD!!!!!

[DesertLily]

Yay! I feel proud to be a member of the Superfriends. >_>

That sounds weird.

Dan, that's the best FC banner yet.

[jkingler]

Geez, you guys are impatient lol. I was just doing my chemistry and film editing work. Anyway! I reckon it's an ace idea to merge. Not sure how that'll work though, lol here's something I lazily cobelled

http://img186.exs.cx/img186/6007/blackgaitash0qm.gif

EDIT: Of course Moustache Gai FC be willing to ally too [fudging slaps jkingler] but it'd be more interesting to merge too lol. And that's an amazing sig DesertLily!

^_^

Hell yeah! Bandana Dan, you are the man. A major crisis in Konoha(BlackMoustache)Gakure has been avoided. There will be no second shinobi war...yet :nerve

Awesome sig! :thumbs

[Donkey Show]

I so love all of you right now... it hurts. :crying

[Lacus Clyne]

I will join this FC :gai_thumb Let the quote in my sig be a tribute to the greatness that is black Gai!

[Dynomiteguy]

Damn, Gooba I was gonna do that XP You raced me to it XD

[jkingler]

^Between this FC and the Random FC, I will never break 800 posts!!!

(I think should The Gais should be an ally with the Random FC, since they are both hella random :rofl)

[Donkey Show]

I will join this FC :gai_thumb Let the quote in my sig be a tribute to the greatness that is black Gai!
You are in too!!! Black Gai will grant your wishes now! :amuse

[Gooba]

I need to be able to have more pictures in my sig, I want an army of http://img186.exs.cx/img186/5015/gainicepose0uc.gif http://img186.exs.cx/img186/5015/gainicepose0uc.gif http://img186.exs.cx/img186/5015/gainicepose0uc.gif surrounding the banners.

I am so happy right now I feel like bukkakeing all over the place.

[jkingler]

I so love all of you right now... it hurts.

Same. Aniki!!! *hugs*

Black Gai will make all your wildest dreams come true~:thumbs

^Whoa! Sugoi!!! *claps!*

[Dynomiteguy]

I so love all of you right now... it hurts.
I kno how j00 feel XP

[Donkey Show]

Same. Aniki!!! *hugs*

Black Gai will make all your wildest dreams come true~:thumbs

^Whoa! Sugoi!!! *claps!*
We are NOT playing Cho Aniki!!! :confused

I am so happy right now I feel like bukkakeing all over the place

SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!

[jkingler]

^Haha, aniki means big brother, you baka! :rofl

We are NOT playing Cho Aniki!!!

But why not? :(

[jkingler]

Play Cho Aniki to the windooooows, to the wallllls! Til sweat drips off my balls! AWWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET! :laugh

[mow]

Play Cho Aniki to the windooooows, to the wallllls! Til sweat drips off my balls! AWWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!

:nerve :nerve :nerve :nerve

[Gooba]

Damn it I need to go to dinner, I can't wait to see what happens when I return.

And there was much Bukkakination!!!

[KK]

*walks in*
What the eff is this?
*runs away from sheer terror*

[Dynomiteguy]

Yes flee!!! Be afraid!!! MUHAHAHAHHAHA

[Reznor]

Fuck ya I'm in!

[Donkey Show]

Play Cho Aniki to the windooooows, to the wallllls! Til sweat drips off my balls! AWWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET! :laugh

I'm still not playing Cho Aniki... :confused That game is probably full of man skeet. >.<


*walks in*
What the eff is this?
*runs away from sheer terror*
You know you can't escape the greatness of Black Gai. No one can.


And reznor... you're so fucking in! Black Gai grants you entrance to the land of greatness!

[jkingler]

*walks in*
What the eff is this?
*runs away from sheer terror*

Come back, KK! Aww, you're gonna miss it :(! Black Gai is about to have his second blooming soon! :thumbs

Yo rez, my random amigo!

[Dynomiteguy]

Yo do we merge these 2 FC or no? I could ask a mod.

[jkingler]

^I would say yes, but I am afraid it might be too awesome. The world has never seen such greatness, and it might be too much--the world might implode :confused

I'm still not playing Cho Aniki... That game is probably full of man skeet. >.<

You forgot ball sweat! Can't forget the ball sweat :spank

[BandanaDan]

lol yeah are we merging them then? It'd be interestin', (rofl @ thought of tasking people to make themselves black in photoshop with a tash. Well, except hiroshi and moe)

[Dynomiteguy]

Anyway me G2G sleep. C u all 2morrow.

[Donkey Show]

Do you really want to? You know, as cool as it would sound, it might be easier to manage as two separate entities. But hey, the majority rules here ^^

[I'm with Stupid]

no, no merging...just an alliance

if you're in both, you can say you're a member of the super 1337 black moustache gai FC or wtvr

[jkingler]

^For hiroshi and moe, it would be too easy. You must earn Black Gai's love! They would just need to make themselves super-black in PS. Or else get em to have a wet stain while they do the splits :rofl

[Asakura_Yoh]

I think a combined FC would be hard to manage. Instead I say we start up a point system like in the moustache Gai FC!

[BandanaDan]

http://img171.exs.cx/img171/4788/tashigai7rg.gifhttp://img192.exs.cx/img192/5874/z4114xv.gif


lol I love the way you got those two to compliment each other :thumbs

[AznSup3rman]

Haha thats some funny stuff

[jkingler]

Agreed. Merging would be chaotic. This might happen: http://www.radgraphics.net/images/main/atomic%20explosion%20-%201.jpg

You could always have the combined banner, and then Black/Stache like separate links.

Whatever happens, all will be great so long as Black Gai is around! :thumbs

[KK]

Wait, combine this FC with what other FC? If you guys make a Black Gai moustache FC, I'm destroyinating it. =/

[jkingler]

^why?

And it doesn't look like we are. Put the destroyinator back in your holster, plz :nono

EDIT: Note to KK: That isn't a stand-offish nono smiley. There isn't a begging one, or else I would use it! :sweatdrop I will sacrifice my pride at the altar of Black Gai's greatness *jkingler kowtows*

[KK]

So what FC did you want to "merge" with this one? O_.

[BandanaDan]

Aah we had thought about merging the moustache gai and black gai but that'd look kinda messy so the seperate things makes more sense and easier to deal. AND MAY WE HAVE GREAT ALLEGIANCE AND PEACE FOR THE FUTURE!! :D

[jkingler]

^We were thinking of merging the Stache Gai and the Black Gai FCs. But decided against it for the following reason...

Agreed. Merging would be chaotic. This might happen: http://www.radgraphics.net/images/main/atomic%20explosion%20-%201.jpg

You could always have the combined banner, and then Black/Stache like separate links.

Whatever happens, all will be great so long as Black Gai is around! :thumbs

EDIT: ^and what he said too :smile-big

[shinjuu]

Wait, combine this FC with what other FC? If you guys make a Black Gai moustache FC, I'm destroyinating it. =/


Dont even THINK of destroyinating it, or black gai will be unhappy, and pwn j00

[jkingler]

^Steady shin...steady...

Mods can do that...be nice to the mods...yes...nice mods...:sweatdrop

[KK]

Dont even THINK of destroyinating it, or black gai will be unhappy, and pwn j00

I never said I was killing this FC baka yaro. =/

[Donkey Show]

Black Gai still demands obedience and strawberries! :leepose

[shinjuu]

I never said I was killing this FC baka yaro. =/

im talking about anything considering black gai!! you tried to insult him. Listen to donkey shows wise words :)

[jkingler]

Originaly posted by jkingler
Q: What don't you get about the Gai-FCs? They're grrrreat!

Jackal's reply: gai scares me
his hair....and when he is with lee....to much for me to handle >_>

OOOOHHH :amazed

Even the mods ph34r Black Gai!

I'm sorry for doubting you, Gai-sense~i!!! :wah

[Donkey Show]

im talking about anything considering black gai!! you tried to insult him. Listen to donkey shows wise words :)
My words are wise? Whoa, whoa, whoa. You must have the wrong donkey! :laugh

[jkingler]

Question: if we have a black moustache gai, does that mean that there is a black moustache Lee? :confused

Possible Black Moustache Lee!
http://www.kfccinema.com/reviews/kungfu/lastdragon/LastDragonCover.jpg

[BandanaDan]

For the first time ever, and in months and months and months, I have changed my avatar and sig, and replaced it with DesertLily's amazing FC sig :D it's the best sig I've seen, nice!!

[shinjuu]

My words are wise? Whoa, whoa, whoa. You must have the wrong donkey! :laugh

so black gai doesnt demand obedience and strawberries :( :( ??

[Donkey Show]

so black gai doesnt demand obedience and strawberries :( :( ??
Well... he does. He was speaking through me at that moment. ^^

[jkingler]

so black gai doesnt demand obedience and strawberries ??

Of course he does, of course!

Damn it DS! You're going to screw this up :mad. Pretty soon he'll stop leaving cookies and milk for Santa...I am fond of my cookies and milk, so watch yourself :nerve

[shinjuu]

Well... he does. He was speaking through me at that moment. ^^

i now declare you a holy person!! Black gai has touched you mentally..

but.. strawberries?

[Donkey Show]

Of course he does, of course!

Damn it DS! You're going to screw this up :mad. Pretty soon he'll stop leaving cookies and milk for Santa...I am fond of my cookies and milk, so watch yourself :nerve
I'm just a messenger of Black Gai. He ultimately decides what he likes and doesn't like. All hail.

[jkingler]

i now declare you a holy person!! Black gai has touched you mentally..

but.. strawberries?

NEVER QUESTION BLACK GAI! He demands your absolute, blind obedience!!! :yelling

So please, I...err, he would appreciate some strawberries :laugh

[shinjuu]

NEVER QUESTION BLACK GAI! He demands your absolute, blind obedience!!! :yelling

So please, I...err, he would appreciate some strawberries :laugh

i was just wondering, what size, taste etc.. i was NOT questioning him AT all, i would NEVER do such a horrible thing!!

[jkingler]

^Good, good...He likes 'em big and as fresh as you can find them...

Yeah...that's the ticket! http://www.yankeessuck.com/blog/archives/images/liar-liar.jpg

[jkingler]

Minna? Doko? :iik

You wanna know how great Black Gai is? He is too much for NF to handle! He keeps crashing the site, because the huddled masses are flocking to his temple in such great waves! Come, come worship Black Gai in his infinite splendor!!! :thumbs

[Donkey Show]

^Good, good...He likes 'em big and as fresh as you can find them...

Yeah...that's the ticket! http://www.yankeessuck.com/blog/archives/images/liar-liar.jpg
Natural or synthetic. They do have different tastes you know. :confused

Yeah, ever since I put up the Black Gai FC, NF has been crashing like mad. Black Gai pwns NF!!! (and Moustache Gai too) They fused! :amazed

[DesertLily]

All the people that are scared of Black Gai just can't handle his uber 1337ness.

[Donkey Show]

All the people that are scared of Black Gai just can't handle his uber 1337ness.
Black Gai will bukkake on those who are scared and they will eventually learn to love him. :laugh

[jkingler]

Yeah, man. The Gais are, to quote a song from the Ghostbusters OST: "Too hot to handle/ Too cold to hold"

^True, true. Scared + Bukkake = Love. I learned that in 1st grade. Sheesh!

Come on people, get with the program and start loving Black Gai! :thumbs

[Donkey Show]

^True, true. Scared + Bukkake = Love. I learned that in 1st grade. Sheesh!


Come on people, get with the program and start loving Black Gai! :thumbs
My teachers taught me that Bukkake was a way to show gratitude to others. ^^ It's like saying thank you without the words.

[jkingler]

^It is all about graciousness! Be grateful if Black Gai chooses to anoint you!

EDIT: OMG! Gai is crashing the NF universe like thatMenos Grande was about to do to Earth :amazed

His power is so great, the mods have had to disable the "New Posts" button...

[Donkey Show]

^It is all about graciousness! Be grateful if Black Gai chooses to anoint you!

EDIT: OMG! Gai is crashing the NF universe like thatMenos Grande was about to do to Earth :amazed

His power is so great, the mods have had to disable the "New Posts" button...

Indeed, Black Gai greatness is pwning this forum as I type. So would we call Black Gai's annointing a baptism of sorts? :oh

[metronomy]

you can count me in smexy

[Donkey Show]

you can count me in smexy
NOB!!! You're so in!

[jkingler]

Originally Posted by jkingler
Who would win in a fight: Moustache Gai or Black Gai?

Don't take people in their FCs into account, this is a one-on-one battle to see who is the strongest nice-guy!

Probably Black Gai. What does a moustache do for you? Not much. Africans have the natural ability to be stronger than asians.

We have confirmation from the Full Pervin' Alchemist Mod that Black Gai beats Stache Gai. Booyah, suckas! But they won't really fight...we're allies :D

And yes, it is definitely a baptism.

Baptism by fire! *Watches as Black Gai's fiery fury engulfs and consumes NF* :nerve

[metronomy]

fucking quality!

Black Gai Pawns Moustage Gai

[jkingler]

Damn...BG is amazing! *New nick, for abbreviation's sake*

He is so hardcore, they have had to disable ALL searching atm...That is wicked intense, yo! NF = :pwned by BG-sensei :amazed

[Donkey Show]

BG is like the rapper. That's hawt. Black Gai rocks!

[metronomy]

i thought i would add my alliance to black gai in my sig

[jkingler]

^^Exaaaaactly. But this BG doesn't do that retarded "bird man" thing.

In fact, if he catches people doing the bird man thing/wearing bird man Lugs he will open the wonder gate and knee them right in the nuts (or pull out their ovaries, Temple of Doom style, if they're a chick :P)

^I would add the BG sig to my sig, but I am too lazy/I am going with a b&w theme right now. When my sig is fixed, I will add it :D

[Donkey Show]

^^Exaaaaactly. But this BG doesn't do that retarded "bird man" thing.

In fact, if he catches people doing the bird man thing/wearing bird man Lugs he will open some the wonder gate and knee them right in the nuts (or pull out their ovaries, Temple of Doom style, if they're a chick :P)

^I would add the BG sig to my sig, but I am too lazy/I am going with a b&w theme right now. When my sig is fixed, I will add it :D
YOu better or BG will think you're doing the bird man thing and he'll stomp you with his gator boot! :laugh

[jkingler]

YOu better or BG will think you're doing the bird man thing and he'll stomp you with his gator boot! :laugh

True, true. Both BGs are proponents of weeding out the gene pool. So don't be stupid, and if you are stupid watch out for those reproductive organs! Only the best of the best deserve to serve at the feet of BG-sensei :P

[metronomy]

BG and a Bunch of NGD is what we need:

first these forums and then the world

[jkingler]

I've broken 800 posts!!! :amazed

^Now I am worthy to kiss BGs feet (not wrapped in birdman Lugz!)

[Yaman]

OMG!!!! sign me up!!!!!

[Lunasakuramoon]

OMG! I've seen that dude on so many cosplay websites for so long its not even funny!
...ok....yes it is. hahahahahaha!!! I'm so joining. me wants in me wants in! XD

[Seraphim]

Thats the best Gai cosplay i've ever seen.
I'd like to join please :)

[jkingler]

^I don't exactly run this place, but I would say you are in! *SHade is bukkak..err, anointed by BG-sama*

[HatakeKakasshi]

??????????????????

[jkingler]

^Same to you: ????????????????????? Be more specific (even wtf is more specific), and maybe someone can answer your question.

[Izanami]

I wanna join toooooooooo!!!!!

[jkingler]

^Consider yourself joined. Someone else will make it official by adding you to the list.

[Donkey Show]

Yaman, Lunasakuramoon, Shade, and Izanami, consider yourself pwned... I mean, new members of the Black Gai FC!!! BG "annoints" you all!!! ^^

[Reznor]

Dude, we need to find that cosplayer and invite him to join us.... AS A GOD!

[jkingler]

^He IS a god! We should be bringing flowers and incense and stuff just to post in here! *Begins a chant to Amida-Gai*

[Donkey Show]

^He IS a god! We should be bringing flowers and incense and stuff just to post in here! *Begins a chant to Amida-Gai*
Don't forget the STRAWBERRIES!!! He'll pwn us if we don't offer up the strawberries! :confused

[jkingler]

^OOOH! How could I forget! You save the day, yet again, DS :thumbs

BG says he is very proud of you for remembering the strawberries :hungry

[Joel_Kage_Sama]

OMG... I know Gai is cool and stuff, but seriously, Black Gai pwns all! You seriously can't get better than this man right here. So in tribute to the greatest cosplayer of the greatest character of all time, I christen this FC in honor of you, Black Gai, our springtime of youth!

WE LOVE YOU!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/Suzuhiko/Forum/gai.jpg

Join the greatest FC for the greatest man ever!

And if you can find more pics of Black Gai in any other form of cosplay, I will cut out my liver and send it to you via express mail the next day... maybe. :amuse

I'll figure out more stuff as the synapses start firing in my brain again. ^^

New banner thanks to Gooba and DesertLily!
http://img58.exs.cx/img58/5899/blackgai2zl.gifhttp://img192.exs.cx/img192/5874/z4114xv.gif

OMFG... 22 members in not even half a day!!! Black Gai annoints you all with his springtime of youth!!! ^^

Owner: Donkey Show

Co-owner: Suzuhiko

Groupies:
jkingler
DesertLily
Koyuki
Gooba
BandanaDan
I'm With Stupid
Asakura_Yoh
shinjuu
Dynomiteguy
LordStronghold
moe
Niabingi
Strider-Hiryu
kakashi_fangirl
reznor
FewAgainstMany
Yaman
Lunasakuramoon
Shade
Joel_Kage_Sama
Inazami

i am so in

[metronomy]

morning DS! whats the news on Black Gai! have we pwned moustage gai to death!

[Donkey Show]

^OOOH! How could I forget! You save the day, yet again, DS :thumbs

BG says he is very proud of you for remembering the strawberries :hungry
As he should be. Strawberries allow him to bust out his Springtime of Youth on his loyal followers! All Hail! ^^

i am so in
Black Gai is your birth father. You've been in since the beginning. ^^

morning DS! whats the news on Black Gai! have we pwned moustage gai to death!
HA HA HA!!! But Moustache Gai is our great friend! Our fusion though would have been too much as Black Moustache Gai would have pwned the NF servers to death. >.<

[Niabingi]

everytime i come to post here all i end up doing is staring at the photo for a good few minutes it takes all other logical thoughts from my mind

[jkingler]

BG says he is very proud of you for remembering the strawberries

As he should be. Strawberries allow him to bust out his Springtime of Youth on his loyal followers! All Hail! ^^

Of course! Fruit makes the SoY (sounds like soy, as in sauce, eeewww :laugh) taste sweeter...or so I am told :sweatdrop

Quote:
Originally Posted by FAM the Duck
morning DS! whats the news on Black Gai! have we pwned moustage gai to death!

HA HA HA!!! But Moustache Gai is our great friend! Our fusion though would have been too much as Black Moustache Gai would have pwned the NF servers to death

Yes, Moustache Gai = pwned (according to Mecha TC (go back through the thread to read about that :P). And NF = pwned too. All NF's base are belong to BG! :amazed

[Donkey Show]

everytime i come to post here all i end up doing is staring at the photo for a good few minutes it takes all other logical thoughts from my mind
That's just the awesomeness of Black Gai emanating from the picture. No one can resist. ^^

[metronomy]

^ Black Gai the 8th wonder of the world?

[jkingler]

Shit, he is the 8th, 9th, and 10th wonders of the world! You have the BG nice guy pose (8), the BG splits (9), and the BG SoY (10+++)

[Niabingi]

yep it just draws you in its almost hypnotic I wish i could be graced by his presence in real life!! what a priveledge

[metronomy]

we must find black gai and contact him!

[Donkey Show]

I'm going to another anime convention just to find Black Gai. I will have posters up and camwhore with the greatness! ^^

[jkingler]

^Cool! If you find him, be sure to give him some strawberries. Then, after waiting a while, take a picture with SoY! :oh

[Donkey Show]

^Cool! If you find him, be sure to give him some strawberries. Then, after waiting a while, take a picture with SoY! :oh
It'd better be on like a Lee cosplayer though. I'll help BG with the SoY, but I won't be the target. I'm already his messenger. ^^

*gives BG loads of strawberries*

[Amabaad Maan]

Dear god... what have we done! We've created a monster!!! :amazed

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y108/roadricer/gaimustache.jpg

[Donkey Show]

Turn that one in to the Moustache Gai FC! Always a classic. :amuse

[BandanaDan]

Yupperoo! Man, he definately is the best cosplayer of all time. Even better than haireyassman Faye Valentine! Like the new member list :thumbs

[DesertLily]

You mean Man-Faye? Heck yeah! He owns Man-Faye so much that it hurts. =D

[Reznor]

You mean Man-Faye? Heck yeah! He owns Man-Faye so much that it hurts. =D

Because Man Faye hurts :confused and Black Gai owns! :leepose

[DesertLily]

True enough. >_< It burned my retinas....while Black Gai made me happy.

[Reznor]

True enough. >_< It burned my retinas....while Black Gai made me happy.

Well put :amuse 3R 4 U

(Three R is Random Rep - reznor)

[Donkey Show]

Yupperoo! Man, he definately is the best cosplayer of all time. Even better than haireyassman Faye Valentine! Like the new member list :thumbs
Thanks, I had a moment in work where I had nothing to do for like 30 minutes so I thought up something really dumb, and viola, new list!!! ^^

And I want to see a battle between Man-Faye and Black Gai. We all know who'll win, but it'd be entertaining to see. Black Gai will unleash his SoY on Man-Faye's hairy ass... wait... >.<

[Reznor]

And I want to see a battle between Man-Faye and Black Gai.

Too Bad! I wouldn't get to a battle. He'd end it immediately with Dynamic Entry!

[Donkey Show]

Too Bad! I wouldn't get to a battle. He'd end it immediately with Dynamic Entry!
Yeah, that nice guy pose would pwn Man-Faye's hairy ass ^^

[Reznor]

Yeah, that nice guy pose would pwn Man-Faye's hairy ass ^^
Word. If more of you guys were on OSU campus I'd start up a gai-themed gang. :cool

[DesertLily]

I say we start a website for Black Gai.....

[Reznor]

I say we start a website for Black Gai.....
Seconded! !

[DesertLily]

Yes! And find him someday, and be like, "Dude....we made a fansite for you!" And he'd be like, "Whoa!" And I'd be like, "Whoa!" And he'd be like, "Yeah!

Yup. That's what it'd be like.

[Reznor]

Hey, where were those pictures found? I'm going to trace them back and find Black Gai!

[Donkey Show]

Word. If more of you guys were on OSU campus I'd start up a gai-themed gang. :cool

We could be like an anti-fraternity and just rock the hell out of people with nice guy poses and dynamic entries. We could also force our professors to give us A's in our tests as well. We'd pwn!

Although, I think it would have been easier somewhat at my old college at UC Irvine, considering we have sooo many crazy asians there. >.<

I say we start a website for Black Gai.....
My resources are spent, but if you wanted to, I could host it ^^

[Reznor]

We could be like an anti-fraternity and just rock the hell out of people with nice guy poses and dynamic entries. We could also force our professors to give us A's in our tests as well. We'd pwn!

That would rule!
[Quote}
Although, I think it would have been easier somewhat at my old college at UC Irvine, considering we have sooo many crazy asians there. >.<

My resources are spent, but if you wanted to, I could host it ^^[/QUOTE]

I wish I had more crazy asians at my college :crying

[Reznor]

I tried that but it was dam hard!! Took me all night to find that extra pic I got last night X|

Most of the pics were found here (http://www.gamekult.com/tout/forum/lire_217743.html) tho

Good luck ^^

Okay we need a french speaker to click on the link and ask alucard1983 where he got that picture.

[Donkey Show]

I wish I had more crazy asians at my college :crying

Sometimes you don't. >.< Considering I'm part Asian, I felt overwhelmed by the culture shock at that school... Thai Iced Tea OVERLOAD!!! :confused :laugh

[Donkey Show]

Maybe use a translation site and make a post? lol

Edit- zomg david your part asian? did you tell me that XD dont remember lol. From your dads side?

OMG... seriously? >.< J/K!

I'm like an 1/8th chinese. And yeah, it's from my dad's side. ^^ I don't consider being Filipino "Asian" because we're pacific islanders, very similar to samoans, guamanians, and other pacific rim cultures. :laugh

Although once I see japanese food, I flip my Asian mode on. :laugh Ramen = Itadakimasu!

[Reznor]

I want Asian mode!

[Donkey Show]

I want Asian mode!
Why? So you can use chopsticks and throw fireballs? Well... I guess I do have my advantages... :laugh :laugh :laugh

[Donkey Show]

Yeah i get what you mean...you narutard!!! XP
Ramenvangelion?!?! I was a Ramen proponent way before Naruto! Black Gai says so himself, right BG?

BG - YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Reznor]

Why? So you can use chopsticks and throw fireballs? Well... I guess I do have my advantages... :laugh :laugh :laugh
Don't forgot automatically knowing Martial Arts :P

[Donkey Show]

Don't forgot automatically knowing Martial Arts :P
You make a good point.

*randomly jump kicks reznor*

Sorry >.<

[Reznor]

Name your flying kick to make it a special attack!

[Donkey Show]

Just shut up and eat your ramen ^^
Yes sweetie...

*eats ramen* ^^

Name your flying kick to make it a special attack!
Already have one! It's the Bakunetsu Donkey Kick! :laugh

[Reznor]

Already have one! It's the Bakunetsu Donkey Kick! :laugh
Nice! :leepose

[Donkey Show]

*kicks DS and Rez* mwahah time for the nice gai pose! :gaipose
*gets up quickly*

Oh yeah?

*teleports behind Suzu-chan and Shining Fingers her*

>.< That never sounds right... or does it...? :cool

(Shining Fingers = Magic Fingers)

[Reznor]

*kicks DS and Rez* mwahah time for the nice gai pose! :Gaipose
DS isn't your only opponent!

Charges ultimate attack..... Laserfist!

[Donkey Show]

DS isn't your only opponent!

Charges ultimate attack..... Laserfist!

You should add a crazy adjective before Laserfist... like Burning or Erupting!

[Donkey Show]

*succumbs immediately* oi its unfair to use that in battle:mad

You never said I couldn't. ^^

*Teeth shine as DS smiles* :leepose

I could use the Darkness Finger this time ^^

[Reznor]

Charging the attack complete!
ULTIMATE EXPLODING LASERFIST OF YOUTH!

[Donkey Show]

:bored

*dies and goes to BG heaven* haha l0serz! i win ;p

GAH!!! *Bakunetsu Donkey Punches reznor and myself*

*dies*

BOOOOOOYA!!! You're not the only one to go to BG heaven! :cool

[DesertLily]

To respond to something on the previous page....you don't have to be part Asian to go into Asian mode. =D

And I wonder if Black Gai goes into Asian mode?

[Reznor]

GAH!!! *Bakunetsu Donkey Punches reznor and myself*

*dies*

BOOOOOOYA!!! You're not the only one to go to BG heaven! :cool

I'm not sure how I feel about that...... :laugh

[Reznor]

Shut up you're already dead!
I meant about this part
Donkey Punches reznor and myself

[Donkey Show]

To respond to something on the previous page....you don't have to be part Asian to go into Asian mode. =D

And I wonder if Black Gai goes into Asian mode?

BG just turned my asian mode on. ^^

http://i.xanga.com/orangedavid22/t/ramen.jpg

[Reznor]

Its all good. Dont you want to go to BG heaven =O?
Well... yes but... I.... was...... Donkey Punched o_O

[Donkey Show]

Well... yes but... I.... was...... Donkey Punched o_O
Would you have rather been Tony Danza'd? :laugh

[Reznor]

Would you have rather been Tony Danza'd? :laugh
Being Tony Danza'd doesn't have sexual implications so yes :P

[shinjuu]

tonight i used Dynamic Entry with sparring.. I kicked the living hell out of my sparring partner

thnx black gai-sensai!!

[Donkey Show]

Being Tony Danza'd doesn't have sexual implications so yes :P
Yes it does... :laugh (it's a variation of the donkey punch)

David you made me hungy X/
Don't I always? ^^

[Axass]

Add me.

[Donkey Show]

Add me.
Black Gai has accepted your request. Enjoy Black Gai's annointment with his Springtime of Youth! :leepose

[DesertLily]

tonight i used Dynamic Entry with sparring.. I kicked the living hell out of my sparring partner

thnx black gai-sensai!!

Hearing that testimony makes me want to start sparring. And use Dynamic Entry.

[Donkey Show]

Hearing that testimony makes me want to start sparring. And use Dynamic Entry.
I used to spar, until my friend kicked my through my cup and made my left nut swell to gigantic proportions. I couldn't go to work for a week and walked funny for 2 months. It was so embarrassing. >.<

[DesertLily]

I used to spar, until my friend kicked my through my cup and made my left nut swell to gigantic proportions. I couldn't go to work for a week and walked funny for 2 months. It was so embarrassing. >.<

That's all right...I don't have nuts! =D

[Donkey Show]

That's all right...I don't have nuts! =D
That definately helps... >.< I still have the hematoma from that injury today! (Although it isn't as nearly as big as it was when it was a full size) >.<

[metronomy]

boooo! can people enjoy moustage gai and black gai at the same time! would be fun to see a war between each faction

[Donkey Show]

boooo! can people enjoy moustage gai and black gai at the same time! would be fun to see a war between each faction
We've already pledge allegiance to the same flag of the United FC of Gai. We can't attack our comrades unless they try to take Black Gai's Strawberries of Youth. ^^

[metronomy]

^ ahh should read previous post! im too lazy when i come back theres like 597593756508668694 extra posts! :p

[Reznor]

DS, where'd you get your named?

[Donkey Show]

DS, where'd you get your named?
Ever heard of the donkey show down in Mexico? :amazed

[metronomy]

Ever heard of the donkey show down in Mexico? :amazed

theres a band called guttermouth who have a song about the donkey show and someones mum having inapproiate stuff done to her by a donkey!

[Reznor]

Ever heard of the donkey show down in Mexico? :amazed

Are you part Mexican?

[Niabingi]

what what mexico? allies and comrades?
much forward movement cant be bothered to read all the posts though so im just gonna jump in here and try to figure things out as i go