Ask Black Gai/Black Gai FC!

[Donkey Show]

i can give ya some, DL :wink

@DS - lovin' the colonel motif :rofl
Japanese KFC intrigues me. ^^

[Yetiman]

Japanese KFC intrigues me. ^^
The whole time I lived in Japan, I don't remember ever once seeing a KFC there. I know I"ve seen a few McDonald's there though: they're all identical, these pink, two-story cube-shaped buildings with golden arches on them... uh.. yeah.
One thing I know I'll never forget, though, is that, in Tokyo, I saw at least 30 AM/PM stores, but none of them had gas stations there. Like, I never saw a gas station there. Just convenience stores.

[metronomy]

Dave I <3 You

[Hangatýr]

The background is her too.
:)

I knew that was her. And no, that wasn't an attempt to save my arse, I really did. But she just looked so smexy XD

[jkingler]

lvl 5 on BB baby ;)

We need to start a game sometime! How does SoY Dorado sound? :laugh

[Hangatýr]

I wish I still had my 'Kenshin Fried Chicken'-avatar... ;-;

[Donkey Show]

Dave I <3 You
I <3 you so much

Ryuusa Bukkakaryu (love edition)!!!
http://daviddino.com/strawberryryuusabukkakeryu.jpg

We need to start a game sometime! How does SoY Dorado sound?
Sounds awesome!!! But Tylor is taking up my time now... must finish series. O_O :blackgai

[metronomy]

Love Edition. Rawks. <3 *saves*

I was mistaken for a girl on these forums again dave. :amazed

[Donkey Show]

Love Edition. Rawks. <3 *saves*

I was mistaken for a girl on these forums again dave. :amazed
That's the Strawberry goodness coming from my SoY.

Who thought you were a girl? :oh

[jkingler]

I thought he was a girl...j/k :P

I am about to go murder that dragon again. I am hankering for some dragon wings, maybe a drumstick, too :hungry

[metronomy]

That's the Strawberry goodness coming from my SoY.

Who thought you were a girl? :oh

Yakuza Gin. Formelly KagaKusha_Fanboy... I think my SoY gives of the wrong impression sometime.

[Donkey Show]

I thought he was a girl...j/k :P

I am about to go murder that dragon again. I am hankering for some dragon wings, maybe a drumstick, too :hungry

Don't forget dragon breast. It comes with SoY Sauce. :amuse

[Yetiman]

I've spent most of today wasting time on random, pointless crap and trying to decide whether or not to quit my job. I was beginning to feel really depressed, but then I clicked on the "What I love..." link in DS's signature. Thanks DS! You made my day!

[Hangatýr]

I guess it's a Dave- trait... O.o

[Donkey Show]

I've spent most of today wasting time on random, pointless crap and trying to decide whether or not to quit my job. I was beginning to feel really depressed, but then I clicked on the "What I love..." link in DS's signature. Thanks DS! You made my day!
I try my best. :blackgai

[metronomy]

LoL. I LIKE BUKKAKE.

[Hangatýr]

I didn't really like it... >.> I'll stick to AMV's.

[Donkey Show]

I didn't really like it... >.> I'll stick to AMV's.
Booo on the party pooper!!!

BOOOOO!!! :nuts

[metronomy]

does anyone feel like randomly pwning someone.

[Arodnad the Dad]

i wish i could but i cant think of any moves i also have only one so far so pwning is gonna be hard unless i get to drawing

[Yetiman]

Oh yeah! I forgot to mention this before: One of BG's other cosplays this year was Piccolo! Maybe Bukkankosapo should belong to him...
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/RokuRii/piccolopwnsjoo.jpg
This is a really crappy picture.. but yeah, that's him alright. One of the few pictures that I took myself.

[Donkey Show]

Oh yeah! I forgot to mention this before: One of BG's other cosplays this year was Piccolo! Maybe Bukkankosapo should belong to him...
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/RokuRii/piccolopwnsjoo.jpg
This is a really crappy picture.. but yeah, that's him alright. One of the few pictures that I took myself.
OMG... BG is Piccolo ^^ He rules soooo freaking much!

[metronomy]

BG can do Henge

ALL HAIL :blackgai

[DesertLily]

OMG! I can't see his face, but OMG!

[Donkey Show]

You can tell it's him by the SoY aura exuding from his body. He can also fire the Bukkakankosappo!

[Hangatýr]

BP > j00, DS

[Yetiman]

Ok.. I've been thinking about small .gif animations I could make.. but I don't really know what to do next. Anyone got any ideas?

[Hangatýr]

Maybe one with either Lee or Gai NGPing? Both! And make versions of Black, Moustache, Black Moustache, Disco, and Golden! XD

[Gooba]

Did somebody say gifs? Here (http://photobucket.com/albums/y197/Goobidy/) Are a bunch I made by modifying the ones already here, as well as a few I did myself. They are a ton of fun to make, and sometimes they get made official :blackmous . Good luck and have fun. I have been working on a running Vash one for... Vash, but I can't ever seem to get it right.

GoldenWhat is this? A version of Gai I don't know about?

[Yetiman]

Maybe one with either Lee or Gai NGPing? Both! And make versions of Black, Moustache, Black Moustache, Disco, and Golden! XD
That's a cool idea. Maybe I'll be able to get to work on that later.

[Gooba]

Yetiman, you have one of the best rep to post ratioes ever, without hackery, or making a second account, or post resets.

[Arodnad the Dad]

My brother's i am requsting the pwning of a newb he has insulted not only me and the members of the convo threads but everyone on the fourm his name is the proffesor he posted in the question thread in the off-topic let us pwn him in to the ground
ALL HAIL!!!
*edit* he now has opend his own ask thread in the off topic if it's not destoryed when you get there pwn him there so as not to disterb other threads

[DesertLily]

My brother's i am requsting the pwning of a newb he has insulted not only me and the members of the convo threads but everyone on the fourm his name is the proffesor he posted in the question thread in the off-topic let us pwn him in to the ground
ALL HAIL!!!
*edit* he now has opend his own ask thread in the off topic if it's not destoryed when you get there pwn him there so as not to disterb other threads
DEATH!!!!!!

[Yetiman]

Yetiman, you have one of the best rep to post ratioes ever, without hackery, or making a second account, or post resets.
yeah, I think it's cuz you posts in the FC area don't count, right? Like, I never post anywhere else... so... yeah.

[Arodnad the Dad]

Thanks for showing up guy's i realy need to get some moves to pwn these people what would i do when i am protecting the FC when the rest are on pilgrameges

[Reznor]

Blargh !

[Donkey Show]

Thanks for showing up guy's i realy need to get some moves to pwn these people what would i do when i am protecting the FC when the rest are on pilgrameges
Thus is the responsibility of one who is part of the BGJGBDDS... help those who are in need and to beat down infidels!

ALL HAIL!!! :blackgai

[clockwork]

http://www.ehobbyland.com/Chogokin/Chogokin-GX-05R-GaiKingBlack.jpg

[metronomy]

Thanks for showing up guy's i realy need to get some moves to pwn these people what would i do when i am protecting the FC when the rest are on pilgrameges

Point me to the rotter. I'll push him down a bottomless bukkake pit.

[Donkey Show]

http://www.ehobbyland.com/Chogokin/Chogokin-GX-05R-GaiKingBlack.jpg
OMG... that rocks hard!!!

BTW, new word from the great BG!!!

1) He might possibly join the FC!
2) I asked him if he could send us a picture dedicated to the BG FC... we'll possibly see them tomorrow!!!

ALL HAIL!!! :blackgai

[Gooba]

OMG... that rocks hard!!!

BTW, new word from the great BG!!!

1) He might possibly join the FC!
2) I asked him if he could send us a picture dedicated to the BG FC... we'll possibly see them tomorrow!!!

ALL HAIL!!! :blackgai:blackgai HAIL!!! :blackgai

That is so awesome, I think I just SoYed myself.

[Donkey Show]

:blackgai

I know, that's how I felt when I got his reply!

[Reznor]

Rats. PSO won't load. :crying

[Yetiman]

Those huge sideburns that jkingler drew earlier got me to thinking... Since sideburns are awesome, and ninjas are awesome... if the two come together....
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/RokuRii/sideburnz.jpg
uh... yeah... and yes, I did dot the i with a heart. No, I don't know why.

[metronomy]

OMG... that rocks hard!!!

BTW, new word from the great BG!!!

1) He might possibly join the FC!
2) I asked him if he could send us a picture dedicated to the BG FC... we'll possibly see them tomorrow!!!

ALL HAIL!!! :blackgai

*Sets of some SoY fireworks*

[Donkey Show]

I'm going to blow my SoY once we see this pic. ^^

[metronomy]

I'm going to blow my SoY once we see this pic. ^^

It will be a EoY Fest.

[clockwork]

http://www.tnt-audio.com/jpg/basie.jpg
Probably a former Black Gai in his glory days.

Him being a member makes it kinda like the Scen FC and such now. But we still rule more.

[I'm with Stupid]

^scen's not in his own FC...can't have you denigrating my uke :amuse

at any rate, that picture only proves BG transcends time and space...a fine discovery, but not anything we didnt know


omg, DS, you've started the picture?!

*looks through pictures w/out finding anything*

...oh well, i'll just describe myself: whitey, clean shaven, blue eyes (if it's color :omg), with long dark hair, usually tied back...or you can use my super-crappy 'stash pic in the moustache gai FC :P

i think that's pretty much the important stuff

[Hangatýr]

I don't have to describe myself, do I?... >.>

[Donkey Show]

Well, the thing is, BG would become an auto smod like what jkingler said. BG is like the coming of Christ, it's that awesome. :blackgai

ALL HAIL!!!

[Akamaru Mask]

black Gai Pwns ^_^ can i join this fc?

[I'm with Stupid]

as BG's dancing uke, allow me to be the first to welcome you...im sure DS will do the same :laugh

[Donkey Show]

black Gai Pwns ^_^ can i join this fc?
*annoints gin with BG's SoY*

Welcome brother!!! ALL HAIL!!! :blackgai

[Hangatýr]

-drinks SoY Due- SoY Due, it pwns that shit that comes from Mountains. Why, you ask? Because BG says so, bitch.

[Donkey Show]

*bump*

BG belongs in the first page. SUGOI!!! :blackgai

[Yetiman]

*bump*

BG belongs in the first page. SUGOI!!! :blackgai
*bump*
What he said.

[metronomy]

-drinks SoY Due- SoY Due, it pwns that shit that comes from Mountains. Why, you ask? Because BG says so, bitch.

You mean Dew, right? :blink

[Hangatýr]

I have no idea, to be honest XD

[metronomy]

LoL. Well for futher reference, it's dew. How be everyone today?

[Yetiman]

I'm doin' alright. Theoretically, my friend who cosplayed as Jiraiya this year at Sakuracon (the one who took all those pictures with me and BG in 'em) will be joining NF sometime soon. So that'll be cool. Umm.. yeah.

[metronomy]

I'm doin' alright. Theoretically, my friend who cosplayed as Jiraiya this year at Sakuracon (the one who took all those pictures with me and BG in 'em) will be joining NF sometime soon. So that'll be cool. Umm.. yeah.

J.. JIRAIYA. ( check episode 83, from 2:11 to 2:42 for reference )

[Yetiman]

ok.. umm... some would call this a bump, but I'm going to proclaim the fact that I just posted 9 times in a row on the "Naruto Cosplay FC" thread... umm.. yeah.. I'm cool. I guess.

J.. JIRAIYA. ( check episode 83, from 2:11 to 2:42 for reference )

Yeah, I didn't get a copy of it, but some guy with a video camera recorded him doing that speech/dance. It was awesome! I wish I had a copy to share with everyone =\

[metronomy]

Checks Naruto Cosplay Fc. :blink

That one where BG is holding you is great. :blackgai

[Yetiman]

Checks Naruto Cosplay Fc. :blink

That one where BG is holding you is great. :blackgai

Yeah, we were standing in the lobby, and Gaara was sitting there.. and BG was like "Hey Gaara, stand right here and look menacing." The I was like "Ok, what do- whoa!" I had my eyes closed, so I couldn't even tell what was happening, then I saw the picture later.

[RANinjaChick]

Lol. This is hilarious! You have to let me join! I even made a song about Black Gai!

[Gooba]

BUMPAMEHAMEHA!!!
____________________________
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Holy shit, a song, that is freaking AWESOME :blackgai

[Yetiman]

Lol. This is hilarious! You have to let me join! I even made a song about Black Gai!
A song! That's really really awesome! Now teach us all the song, or we will attack/kick/punt/uppercut you! :blackgai

[Donkey Show]

Lol. This is hilarious! You have to let me join! I even made a song about Black Gai!
As the holy heaven sent strawberry messenger and leader of the Black Gai FC, I call upon the powers of the SoY and annoint you in it's greatness!!!

*annoints RANinjaChick with BG's SoY*

Welcome fellow sister!!! ALL HAIL!!! :blackgai





Now sing the song! :amuse

[Yetiman]

As the holy heaven sent strawberry messenger and leader of the Black Gai FC, I call upon the powers of the SoY and annoint you in it's greatness!!!

*annoints RANinjaChick with BG's SoY*

Welcome fellow sister!!! ALL HAIL!!! :blackgai





Now sing the song! :amuse

Hmm... theoretically, that whole song thing could be developed into some kind of special BG power, couldn't it? Just an idea.

[Donkey Show]

Hmm... theoretically, that whole song thing could be developed into some kind of special BG power, couldn't it? Just an idea.
Kind of like a muse... in a sense... yes...

But we need to hear the song first! It can be our theme song! :blackgai

[Yetiman]

But we need to hear the song first! It can be our theme song! :blackgai
Yes! Theme-song No Jutsu!

[Donkey Show]

Yes! Theme-song No Jutsu!
I want it to be epic like those old super robot shows of the 70s. Well, at least that's how I imagine it. :amuse

[RANinjaChick]

Actually, it's a crossover from Baby Got Back. Still want to hear it?

[Donkey Show]

Actually, it's a crossover from Baby Got Back. Still want to hear it?
Of course! Let it out!!!

[junidaime]

OMFG!!!

I saw the pic. Super Immortal Dragon Naruto Fusion No Jutsu!! We Now Have

Super Namekian Black Mustache Piccolo Gai!!!


YOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[jkingler]

I wanna hear the song , too :amuse

:music

[Jun]

*weak voice*

I'm..... a...alivee....

[jkingler]

Where is our Cleric of SoY? He has expended too much mojo juice! :omg

This man needs a SoY transfusion, stat!!!

[I'm with Stupid]

*weak voice*

I'm..... a...alivee....
:omg you survived that?!

shall i perform my dance of infinite skeeting on him, JK?

[jkingler]

Yes, IwS. It may be the only way. Don't die on me, UJ :crying

[I'm with Stupid]

YOSH!

*performs Majick Dance #1...bah, you know the rest*

*UJ is revitalized!*

feel better?

[Donkey Show]

*weak voice*

I'm..... a...alivee....
Was it a bukkakeswamp? O_O

[junidaime]

*everyone waits in typical anime fashion for Uchiha Jun to say something profound and meaningfull! He opens his eyes and tries to say something. all lean in holding their breath. Jun smiles and give the nice guy pose. Everyone faints in the exagerated anime fashion (legs up and all). BG-Sama radomly shows up and bukkakes everyone with an extra dose of SOY*


hmmmmmm....I'm all wet ad sticky...I feel like Paris Hilton :blink

[Jun]

hahaha... well, im tired as hell but i'll try to resume for the BG fans.

Day 1: I rushed out of work to meet her. kissed her on the lips the moment I saw her.
went to the hotel and bukkake'd the hell outta her. during the first round, she was already telling me to stop. I was well..... a little too big. plus i had all my SoY at maximum power!! I was careful not to hurt her, and I managed to convert all this pain into pleasure for her. when I came my 1rst time, i shouted "i'm with stupid" :thumbs in spanish along with some other spanish words, so she wouldn't understand a thing... hahaha later i said i was just cursing out of pleasure. (partially true)
she said i was too much for her to handle cuz she only had asian guys (it seems our sizes are quite different) and well.... we took a shower and all that.

day 2: i took her around the capital (touristic area), showed her the san cristobal castle and the morro fort. we took pictures, went shopping for souveniers (sp?) and ate typical food. i didn't do anything that morning, she was still hurtin from last night.
at night we went drinkin and pub-hoping. we had a great time. (my SoY was always at full power) then later that night, with a couple drinks.... *BANG* another bukkake-no-jutsu.

day 3: woke up early to go to the rainforest. i had her that morning as well.... (sorry, I coudn't resist since we always slept naked) ^_^ we went into the wood and then to the beach.... she had the time of her lifetime. i had to return home Sunday, so i left her at the hotel, she went out partying and clubbin' alone.....

today: ...and right now, she's sleeping as you read this (11:17am my time). her plane leaves today at 2-3pm so she's going to call me at the office to pick her up and get her to her plane.

--i'll give more details and pics later--

edit: she just called me right about now.... she's finally awake.

[I'm with Stupid]

when I came my 1rst time, i shouted "i'm with stupid" :thumbs
i love you, and officially want your babies...if only i had a uterus :crying

[Jun]

^ :rofl :rofl :rofl

u crack me up!!

[Donkey Show]

And with the power of BG, I say... BAM!!!

http://daviddino.com/jun/junhappy.JPG

:blackgai

I'm glad you bukkakeswamped the hell out of her. ^^

[metronomy]

Well done Jun. You did BG proud. :blackgai

[Jun]

Now I'm sad....... .I'm going to miss her 2 fuckin' much.
:sad :crying

[junidaime]

soooo..no junidaime came outta ur mouth?!? That's cool.... :mad


*rejects any type of consolation and storms out*

[Hangatýr]

Does the BG have his own special kind of weapon? Like Bukakke-Sabers?

[junidaime]

He has all types of weapons hidden on his person (its not like he needs them though). One of his most powerful weapons is the bukakke SOY-enfused Dong. An invincible weapon indeed!!

[Donkey Show]

Does the BG have his own special kind of weapon? Like Bukakke-Sabers?
SoY can form into anything BG wants it to be, like Bukkake-chucks.

[I'm with Stupid]

i can die a happy man now that someone i know only through an anime discussion forum said my name mid-coitus

[junidaime]

i can die a happy man now that someone i know only through an anime discussion forum said my name mid-coitus


I still have to wait for such a moment of glory...unless of course I yell my own name mid-coitus (but that wouldn't be the same :sad )

[Arodnad the Dad]

I still have to wait for such a moment of glory...unless of course I yell my own name mid-coitus (but that wouldn't be the same :sad )
oh ill do it if you want just give me about...40min's and youl have that honor as well

[Jun]

^ heh... gonna "feed" the little fetus, huh? :thumbs
Enjoy.

As for me, I'm writting an essay right now. Of my full experience... I'm going to post it in my "Dr. Sex needs you" thread in a few. Since I can't cry, I might as well write how I feel. :sad

[Hangatýr]

You can let the SoY fly, too.

[metronomy]

One question Jun....

Did you fuck with that hat on. :amazed

[I'm with Stupid]

One question Jun....

Did you fuck with that hat on. :amazed
if he didnt, im gonna have to go kill a kitten :omg :cussing

[Jun]

One question Jun....

Did you fuck with that hat on. :amazed

no..... ¬_¬

edit: I did get a BJ tho.... does that count?

[I'm with Stupid]

no..... ¬_¬
:mad :cussing

*goes to find a kitten*

[Hangatýr]

Everytime you kill a kitten, god masturbates.

[Jun]

Everytime you kill a kitten, god masturbates.
Words of wisdom.

AMEN.

[Hangatýr]

Good for j00 ^-^

[Arodnad the Dad]

*phew* a bit longer than 40min's but who's complaining
junidaime i did it and my fiance was seriously confused for about 10second's then she got distracted.....

[Jun]

:music
...you and me baby aint nothing but mammals.....
......so let's do it like they do one the Discovery Channel....

[I'm with Stupid]

love; the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket (love that line XD)

[DesertLily]

Everytime you kill a kitten, god masturbates.
Good ol' Vash...

[Hangatýr]

:music
...you and me baby aint nothing but mammals.....
......so let's do it like they do one the Discovery Channel....

BLOODHOUND GANG! XD

[Jun]

Haahaha.....

:music

..people are still having sex.....

[Arodnad the Dad]

anyone else want me to say there name while "on the job" i might be here now but with the way my fiance is acting ill be doing it again soon

[Jun]

anyone else want me to say there name while "on the job" i might be here now but with the way my fiance is acting ill be doing it again soon
god bless those pregnancy hormones. ^^

[Hangatýr]

You'll probably go limp if you go on like this, so say my name! XD

[Arodnad the Dad]

i realy need rest i mean i was just active for nearly an hour and now she want's more this will be the death of me.....or it will be a shit load of fun :smile-big
well she's calling me see you all in about an hour or two (she seems energetic that can not be good)

[Hangatýr]

Just have her please herself for a while. XD

[junidaime]

*phew* a bit longer than 40min's but who's complaining
junidaime i did it and my fiance was seriously confused for about 10second's then she got distracted.....


OMFG!!! THIS QUOTE IS GOING IN MY SIG.


I too can now die a happy man!! :laugh

[RANinjaChick]

Hey guys, I have the song. Wow. I went to school and so much happened. O.o Okay, here it is.

I like black Gai and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when black Gai walks in and kicks you in the face
Gets a shoeprint on your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that guy was buff
With the spandex he's wearing
I'm scared but I can't stop staring
Oh black Gai, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that spandex you got makes me feel so corny
Ooh, since before me
Black Gai has always been admired by Lee
Well, use me, use me
I'm talking about as your comrade, see?
I've seen him kickin'
The hell to ninjitsu use'n
He's black, and I'll bet,
He Got it goin' on, cause he's all that,
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' normal Gais are the thing
Take the average Naruto fan and ask him that
If he's gotta to be so black
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Does Gai need to be black? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to be black! (Be Black!) Be Black! (Be Black!)
Gai's better as a black!
BG got Back!

BG got Back!

I like him black, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like Rock Lee
I'm his comrade and wannabe
I wanna us to train
And kick, double-up, kick, kick
I ain't talkin' bout action movies
'Cause stunt doubles are made for pathetic boys
I want to kick real serious booty
So find that kicking log on the double
Kakashi's in so much trouble
Beggin' for a kick from the dynamic double
So I'm lookin' at Cosplay videos
Watchin' these other Gais walkn' like wannabes
You can have them losers
I'll keep my Gai as the Black Gai
A word to the Gai cosplayas, I wanna teach ya
I might hug or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *train*
Til the break of dawn
Black Gai got it goin' on
A lot of cosplayers won't like this song
'Cause them punks think normal Gai got it going on
And I'd rather have Black Gai stay
'Cause he's long, and very strong
And he's down to get the 8 Gates on
So, cosplayas! (Yeah!) Cosplayas! (Yeah!)
If you wanna cosplay as Gai the mighty (Yeah!)
Then turn around! Check Black Gai out!
Even white Gais got to shout
BG got Back!

BG got Back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to Black Gai, White Gai ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. Short, tall, fat, Ha ha, only if he's black.

So your cosplayer plays as a White Gai, well white Gais are all around
But Black Gai moves without a sound, back pages of the net he's bound
The Naruto fans don't want none
Unless that Gai is black, hun
You can flame, go Oh My...
But please don't lose that Black Gai
Some brothers wanna play that "White" role
And tell you that the black ain't that
So they toss it and leave it
And Black Gai comes quick and retrieves it
So Cosplay says no Black
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your skin is black and it is so kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the cosplay wannabes in the magazines:
That just ain't the Thing!
Give me Black Gai, I can't resist him
The leader of this FC didn't miss him
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause the white Gais ain't on the FC list
Black Gais had Game but that guy tried to beat 'em
And Black Gai pulled up quick and he beat 'em
So cosplayers, if the skin is black,
And you want a an NarutoForum FC,
Dial 1-900-BGROCKS
And kick them funny thoughts
BG got Back!

I feel as if I offended BG in some parts... :sad FORGIVE ME BG!

[MartialHorror]

lol, this is funny.

Ill join.

[Naruyamcha]

hahaha... well, im tired as hell but i'll try to resume for the BG fans.

Day 1: I rushed out of work to meet her. kissed her on the lips the moment I saw her.
went to the hotel and bukkake'd the hell outta her. during the first round, she was already telling me to stop. I was well..... a little too big. plus i had all my SoY at maximum power!! I was careful not to hurt her, and I managed to convert all this pain into pleasure for her. when I came my 1rst time, i shouted "i'm with stupid" :thumbs in spanish along with some other spanish words, so she wouldn't understand a thing... hahaha later i said i was just cursing out of pleasure. (partially true)
she said i was too much for her to handle cuz she only had asian guys (it seems our sizes are quite different) and well.... we took a shower and all that.

day 2: i took her around the capital (touristic area), showed her the san cristobal castle and the morro fort. we took pictures, went shopping for souveniers (sp?) and ate typical food. i didn't do anything that morning, she was still hurtin from last night.
at night we went drinkin and pub-hoping. we had a great time. (my SoY was always at full power) then later that night, with a couple drinks.... *BANG* another bukkake-no-jutsu.

day 3: woke up early to go to the rainforest. i had her that morning as well.... (sorry, I coudn't resist since we always slept naked) ^_^ we went into the wood and then to the beach.... she had the time of her lifetime. i had to return home Sunday, so i left her at the hotel, she went out partying and clubbin' alone.....

today: ...and right now, she's sleeping as you read this (11:17am my time). her plane leaves today at 2-3pm so she's going to call me at the office to pick her up and get her to her plane.

--i'll give more details and pics later--

edit: she just called me right about now.... she's finally awake.

*And now, naru-chacha's impressions of someone getting lucky while naru is still screwed up over and over again*

http://www.incrediblehulk.com/savagebanner2.gif

*Starts to thrash room*

[Donkey Show]

Hey guys, I have the song. Wow. I went to school and so much happened. O.o Okay, here it is.

I like black Gai and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when black Gai walks in and kicks you in the face
Gets a shoeprint on your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that guy was buff
With the spandex he's wearing
I'm scared but I can't stop staring
Oh black Gai, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that spandex you got makes me feel so corny
Ooh, since before me
Black Gai has always been admired by Lee
Well, use me, use me
I'm talking about as your comrade, see?
I've seen him kickin'
The hell to ninjitsu use'n
He's black, and I'll bet,
He Got it goin' on, cause he's all that,
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' normal Gais are the thing
Take the average Naruto fan and ask him that
If he's gotta to be so black
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Does Gai need to be black? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to be black! (Be Black!) Be Black! (Be Black!)
Gai's better as a black!
BG got Back!

BG got Back!

I like him black, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like Rock Lee
I'm his comrade and wannabe
I wanna us to train
And kick, double-up, kick, kick
I ain't talkin' bout action movies
'Cause stunt doubles are made for pathetic boys
I want to kick real serious booty
So find that kicking log on the double
Kakashi's in so much trouble
Beggin' for a kick from the dynamic double
So I'm lookin' at Cosplay videos
Watchin' these other Gais walkn' like wannabes
You can have them losers
I'll keep my Gai as the Black Gai
A word to the Gai cosplayas, I wanna teach ya
I might hug or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *train*
Til the break of dawn
Black Gai got it goin' on
A lot of cosplayers won't like this song
'Cause them punks think normal Gai got it going on
And I'd rather have Black Gai stay
'Cause he's long, and very strong
And he's down to get the 8 Gates on
So, cosplayas! (Yeah!) Cosplayas! (Yeah!)
If you wanna cosplay as Gai the mighty (Yeah!)
Then turn around! Check Black Gai out!
Even white Gais got to shout
BG got Back!

BG got Back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to Black Gai, White Gai ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. Short, tall, fat, Ha ha, only if he's black.

So your cosplayer plays as a White Gai, well white Gais are all around
But Black Gai moves without a sound, back pages of the net he's bound
The Naruto fans don't want none
Unless that Gai is black, hun
You can flame, go Oh My...
But please don't lose that Black Gai
Some brothers wanna play that "White" role
And tell you that the black ain't that
So they toss it and leave it
And Black Gai comes quick and retrieves it
So Cosplay says no Black
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your skin is black and it is so kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the cosplay wannabes in the magazines:
That just ain't the Thing!
Give me Black Gai, I can't resist him
The leader of this FC didn't miss him
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause the white Gais ain't on the FC list
Black Gais had Game but that guy tried to beat 'em
And Black Gai pulled up quick and he beat 'em
So cosplayers, if the skin is black,
And you want a an NarutoForum FC,
Dial 1-900-BGROCKS
And kick them funny thoughts
BG got Back!

I feel as if I offended BG in some parts... :sad FORGIVE ME BG!


BG is mightly pleased at the song...

OMG... BG, you want to talk to RANinjaChick?!?! OK, I'll make it happen!

KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU!!!

*poof*
_(.............)
(..... ______)
....../...O....O
...........( __)|
....... _____ |
.........\____+............................._
.________ |__ ..........................| |
|_______| _|________________/...|____
.............|..............................|...(_ ___ )
..............|..............................|...( ____)
..............|.... ________________|...(___)
..............|....|.............................. (__)
BG - YASHOO!!!!

RANinjaChick... you have done well in capturing the essence of me, Black Gai. For you, I will endow you with the SoY that will enrich your creative soul when the time comes. BG will always be watching over you and when you falter, I will be there to pick you up.

ALL HAIL!!!

*poof*

I'll put this in the main page for everyone to see. ^^

BTW, check your rep. You've been endowed with great SoY!!!

ALL HAIL!!! :blackgai

[Naruyamcha]

All hail Satan, for he's gotten all your souls so you lucky bastards can get laid!!!!

Gotta go slit some wrists, brb

Haahaha.....



..people are still having sex.....

Way to rub it in you lucky SOB!!!!!

[RANinjaChick]

Sniff Sniff. MY LIFE HAS MEANING! (Crying Tears of Joy with sunset in background)

[Naruyamcha]

Sniff Sniff. MY LIFE HAS MEANING! :Crying

Too freaking bad my life does NOT have any!!!!

[Takuza]

black gai? couldn't you comeup with a name slightly better than that? xD. anyway...i gues I will join.

[Arodnad the Dad]

*pant's* im....back*pant's*
my fiance is trying to kill me seriously death by shmo shmo (futurama refrance)
ive got to find some vitamin E anyone know any food that has that in it

[Naruyamcha]

Who gives a rat's ass!!!

[Takuza]

Its true, this is the black guy fanclub ( still don't like the name ) . we don't need to know about your personal problems. bananas have vitam E. and "black gai" is halirous. ( that last part was just so I wouldn't be of subject. "

[Arodnad the Dad]

Its true, this is the black guy fanclub ( still don't like the name ) . we don't need to know about your personal problems. bananas have vitam E. and "black gai" is halirous. ( that last part was just so I wouldn't be of subject. "
first of all Black Gai (or chris as he's known as in real life) agree's with the name so it stay's regradless.
secodly if you read some of the pages of the fc you will see that a large portion of this fc is talk about personal problems (and bukkakke but that's another story) what i wrote was merly in reply to something i posted a few pages back before i went.
hope that clear's things up and welcome to the Black Gai fc.
ALL HAIL!!!!

[RANinjaChick]

first of all Black Gai (or chris as he's known as in real life)

:blink Wait a second... you mean... you guys know Black Gai's real name? OMFG! O.O I didn't know that! You guys seriously know BG?! You guys talked to him before? HOW COME I DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT THIS?!? THIS IS LIKE HISTORY!

[DesertLily]

Hey guys, I have the song. Wow. I went to school and so much happened. O.o Okay, here it is.

I like black Gai and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when black Gai walks in and kicks you in the face
Gets a shoeprint on your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that guy was buff
With the spandex he's wearing
I'm scared but I can't stop staring
Oh black Gai, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that spandex you got makes me feel so corny
Ooh, since before me
Black Gai has always been admired by Lee
Well, use me, use me
I'm talking about as your comrade, see?
I've seen him kickin'
The hell to ninjitsu use'n
He's black, and I'll bet,
He Got it goin' on, cause he's all that,
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' normal Gais are the thing
Take the average Naruto fan and ask him that
If he's gotta to be so black
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Does Gai need to be black? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to be black! (Be Black!) Be Black! (Be Black!)
Gai's better as a black!
BG got Back!

BG got Back!

I like him black, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like Rock Lee
I'm his comrade and wannabe
I wanna us to train
And kick, double-up, kick, kick
I ain't talkin' bout action movies
'Cause stunt doubles are made for pathetic boys
I want to kick real serious booty
So find that kicking log on the double
Kakashi's in so much trouble
Beggin' for a kick from the dynamic double
So I'm lookin' at Cosplay videos
Watchin' these other Gais walkn' like wannabes
You can have them losers
I'll keep my Gai as the Black Gai
A word to the Gai cosplayas, I wanna teach ya
I might hug or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *train*
Til the break of dawn
Black Gai got it goin' on
A lot of cosplayers won't like this song
'Cause them punks think normal Gai got it going on
And I'd rather have Black Gai stay
'Cause he's long, and very strong
And he's down to get the 8 Gates on
So, cosplayas! (Yeah!) Cosplayas! (Yeah!)
If you wanna cosplay as Gai the mighty (Yeah!)
Then turn around! Check Black Gai out!
Even white Gais got to shout
BG got Back!

BG got Back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to Black Gai, White Gai ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. Short, tall, fat, Ha ha, only if he's black.

So your cosplayer plays as a White Gai, well white Gais are all around
But Black Gai moves without a sound, back pages of the net he's bound
The Naruto fans don't want none
Unless that Gai is black, hun
You can flame, go Oh My...
But please don't lose that Black Gai
Some brothers wanna play that "White" role
And tell you that the black ain't that
So they toss it and leave it
And Black Gai comes quick and retrieves it
So Cosplay says no Black
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your skin is black and it is so kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the cosplay wannabes in the magazines:
That just ain't the Thing!
Give me Black Gai, I can't resist him
The leader of this FC didn't miss him
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause the white Gais ain't on the FC list
Black Gais had Game but that guy tried to beat 'em
And Black Gai pulled up quick and he beat 'em
So cosplayers, if the skin is black,
And you want a an NarutoForum FC,
Dial 1-900-BGROCKS
And kick them funny thoughts
BG got Back!

I feel as if I offended BG in some parts... :sad FORGIVE ME BG!
Somewhere in the world, Weird Al pissed his pants.

[Arodnad the Dad]

:blink Wait a second... you mean... you guys know Black Gai's real name? OMFG! O.O I didn't know that! You guys seriously know BG?! You guys talked to him before? HOW COME I DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT THIS?!? THIS IS LIKE HISTORY!
yetiman (one of our member's) has actuly met him and talked with him and taken pic's with him it wasnt long ago this information came to the eye's of the fc ill cheak the old post's and edit the page number in were we found out

*edit* it's page 61 we found out there are lot's of pic's of him there if you look *edit*

[Donkey Show]

black gai? couldn't you comeup with a name slightly better than that? xD. anyway...i gues I will join.
... not the best way to enter the BGFC, but I'll let it slide. As for the name, did you want the Kick Ass Super Duper Black Cosplayer Gai Fan Club? That's his name, that's what he goes by, that's what he tells me. And it's so damn simple. :blackgai

MartialHorror, you're in too!

And RANinjaChick, yeah, Chris (BG) has contacted me about the FC and he loves it. He's a pretty busy guy, but he'll join the FC soon when he gets time from work off. ^^ :blackgai

[420]

Note to self: Need to become a member of the Black Gai fc.

[Yetiman]

:blink Wait a second... you mean... you guys know Black Gai's real name? OMFG! O.O I didn't know that! You guys seriously know BG?! You guys talked to him before? HOW COME I DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT THIS?!? THIS IS LIKE HISTORY!
Yeah... as Arodnad already mentioned, I joined the FC on page 60 or so... when I first saw this thread, I was like "Whoa... Black Gai? ...could it be....?" and then I looked at it, and saw his picture, and I was like "holy crap, it's Chris!" I posted most of my pictures from Sakuracon '05 on my album... he's in a few of 'em.
http://photobucket.com/albums/y129/RokuRii/?start=20

As you can see, there's a picture with both of us in it in my signature, too :blackgai

[Donkey Show]

OMG, BG-sama just e-mailed me this right now!!! No joke!!!

http://daviddino.com/muchlovebg.jpg

WE LOVE YOU BG-SAMA!!!

ALL HAIL!!! :blackgai :blackgai :blackgai

EDIT :420, you're in. ^^

[RANinjaChick]

YES! Awesome. I can't believe you guys found him. Oh, the wonders of the internet. :D

[Donkey Show]

OMFBG!!!

First a theme song, then a "What's up" from the one and only BG, and now we have 69 members? Oh... how good it feels to be the owner of this FC!!!

ALL HAIL!!! :blackgai

*unleashes SoY all over his computer*

[I'm with Stupid]

*is currently drowning in his own SoY*

daaaaammmmmnnnnnnnn, that's a LOT of skeet :omg

[Arodnad the Dad]

TH....THE BLACK GAI *head explode's*

[Yetiman]

OMG, BG-sama just e-mailed me this right now!!! No joke!!!

http://daviddino.com/muchlovebg.jpg

WE LOVE YOU BG-SAMA!!!

ALL HAIL!!! :blackgai :blackgai :blackgai

EDIT :420, you're in. ^^

That's awesome! I really like the intense shadow cast by his hand LOL

[DesertLily]

Awwww, he's actually pretty cute. ^_^

[Gooba]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! THE SOY!!!! It won't stop erupting forth from me!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! :blackgai :blackgai :blackgai :blackgai.

[junidaime]

I'm drowning in my own Bukakke...

[Donkey Show]

The people's vote: Would this automatically make him a "true" member of the BGFC?

*SoY continues to flow from body at an uncontrollable rate*

[metronomy]

ALL HAIL :blackgai

It's the most beautiful thing ive seen.

[Jun]

I'm drowning in my own Bukakke...

I'll have to quote that!! :amazed

[Donkey Show]

I'll have to quote that!! :amazed
Did you see the page before this? You will do the same, too, once you check it out. :blackgai

[Hangatýr]

Chris seems like he likes hugging XD

[Jun]

Hahahaha... BG rulezzz!!!
ALL HAIL! :clap

[Hangatýr]

It looks like an epidemic of EoY! ALL HAIL BG!

[Reznor]

It looks like an epidemic of EoY! ALL HAIL BG!
*Hails BG*

[junidaime]

You know what I just realized? Since the Actual Inspiration for this Club is gonna join this club, the mods should sticky this so that it never has to be bumped up again. I Do believe we have earned that status...


*Skeet dripping Nice Guy Pose*

[Jun]

I second that motion!

[I'm with Stupid]

i third it...

BG's dancing uke has spoken!!!

*vanishes*

[8thGateGai]

Real men wear Spandex!!! Black Beast owns !!!

[I'm with Stupid]

Real men wear Spandex!!! Black Beast owns !!!
truer words were never spoken :amuse

[junidaime]

I sure do hope DS gets finished with that picture soon, I'm splurging in anticipation...

[Hangatýr]

SPLURGE!!! And I need to get some green spandex.. :oh

[I'm with Stupid]

*donkey punches thread to first page*

I sure do hope DS gets finished with that picture soon, I'm splurging in anticipation...
i think the SoY is going to be too great to handle :omg

[420]

Hey, hey...where are the banners?

[Gooba]

The best one died, and is gone forever. I cry every hour on the hour because of it.

[RANinjaChick]

Hey, we're almost at 100 pages. :D Should we do some kind of 100th Page of the BG club Festival or something? Maybe take some time to give our thanks to the mighty BG?If we make it to 100 pages (Which we will) I'm going to make another song. (Other then worshiping BG, I have no life, HAIL BG!)

[420]

The best one died, and is gone forever. I cry every hour on the hour because of it.

Tell me where the banners are or I'll kill Black Gai! :amazed

[Yetiman]

I'll kill Black Gai! :amazed

I'm pretty sure that no mortal is capable of pulling through with such a threat:
That's pretty much asking to get bukake-swamped.

[Gooba]

Tell me where the banners are or I'll kill Black Gai!:rofl :rofl Like a mortal could even contend with his will. EDIT Yetiman, I see we think alike

One of them was uploaded and deleted, then the bandwidth was used up and it was gone forever. It was made by Desertlily, and was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!! :blackgai I had made a temporary crappy one on page 3.
http://img58.exs.cx/img58/5899/blackgai2zl.gif

[Yetiman]

Tell me where the banners are or I'll kill Black Gai! :amazed
Seriously, though, now that I think about it, can you even say that? Isn't that like, blasphemy or something?

[Arodnad the Dad]

Tell me where the banners are or I'll kill Black Gai! :amazed
the first banner is gone probly due to hotlinking.
saying you will kill Black Gai is a death centance anywere on this fourm and especily here so goodbye you wont be here very long.

[420]

Hey...hey...DesertLily? You still got the banner on your comp by any chance?

[Donkey Show]

Tell me where the banners are or I'll kill Black Gai! :amazed
I'll let you slide on this time... but next time... you're getting a Strawberry Milkshake (and it's not the good kind). :notrust

As for the pic, it's slowly coming along. But I do have a majority of the BGJGBDDS in there. ^^

[Arodnad the Dad]

oh the pic i forgot all about that
*hope's he is still in it as Black Lee holding mini-Black Lee or something similer*
ALL HAIL!!!!

[Donkey Show]

oh the pic i forgot all about that
*hope's he is still in it as Black Lee holding mini-Black Lee or something similer*
ALL HAIL!!!!
Yeah, he's there too. Don't worry about it. ^^

[junidaime]

*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll llllllllll!!!!!!!1111!!!11*



I willl do my utmost to defend black gai's honor...that is a promise....a promise of a lifetime!!

[Donkey Show]

Oh shit son!

http://daviddino.com/bgxds.JPG

[Arodnad the Dad]

i still can't belive im in youre sig junidaime i wonder if ill get famous for that (i severly doubt it but a man can dream)

[Hangatýr]

I just realised something... I would hate to get hit by BG with fists like that O_O

[junidaime]

i still can't belive im in youre sig junidaime i wonder if ill get famous for that (i severly doubt it but a man can dream)



for what you did...you deserve to be almost as famous as Donky Shodai


Maybe I'll have a Arodnad Orgasm FC...:nuts

All Hail!!!

[Arodnad the Dad]

rofl if you do that it's going in my sig for all eternity in big letter's
ALL HAIL!!!

[Jun]

*goes super-saiyan lvl-5 gate cursed seal Jun on 420's ass*

[Hangatýr]

420's?... O.o

[Donkey Show]

^ Refer to the second post of the page.

[metronomy]

420 needs to be bent of my knee and spanked with daddys slipper.

[420]

*goes super-saiyan lvl-5 gate cursed seal Jun on 420's ass*

Hey! That's cheating! You can't cross-reference super powers like that!

*hides behind BG*

[metronomy]

If you have the power of SoY, you can do what you wish.

[I'm with Stupid]

Hey! That's cheating! You can't cross-reference super powers like that!

*hides behind BG*
hiding behind BG...you coward!!! :cussing

*summons his Bukakkolem and orders him to crush 420!*

*420 is smashed under the huge bulk of super SoY*

:blackgai

[Arodnad the Dad]

i told him he wouldnt last long after that comment oh well.
right ive been coloring this any one notice any mistake's or things i should do
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y143/arodnap/90.bmp
thank's

[junidaime]

rofl if you do that it's going in my sig for all eternity in big letter's
ALL HAIL!!!



Done!! All Hail!

Anyone who is truly an Acolyte of BG will join....


http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?p=1162909#post1162909

[Donkey Show]

Hey! That's cheating! You can't cross-reference super powers like that!

*hides behind BG*
You can't hide behind BG because he is omnipotent. He'll only come out when he wishes.

And if you are granted with SoY, you have powers beyond you're wildest imagination. :blackgai

ALL HAIL!!!

[junidaime]

You can't hide behind BG because he is omnipotent. He'll only come out when he wishes.

And if you are granted with SoY, you have powers beyond you're wildest imagination. :blackgai

ALL HAIL!!!


It seems we have a spy among us...


*activates Blackgaigen*

I can see his inner coils... he is lacking in SOY!!

[I'm with Stupid]

don't worry, my bukakkolem has already flattened the infidel :amuse

[Arodnad the Dad]

so has anyone got any tip's for the coloring i was doing it's about 5 post's up

[junidaime]

I think there should be an exam to join this fanclub (for such is our prestige).

We could make it like the Chuunin Exams... :thumbs


so has anyone got any tip's for the coloring i was doing it's about 5 post's up


the only thing I would suggest is making tenten a lighter brown so that you can see her face better

[Arodnad the Dad]

i wish i could but ive only got paint any one know where to get a better program for free like a trail or something?

[Karl Olson]

As real life friend of Chris (aka Black Gai,) this thread was brought to my attention today. He pointed out the Black Gai Theme Song (http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=1149142&postcount=1676) in particular. As a quasi-professional nerdcore rapper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerdcore), I'd be interested in actually rapping and producing the theme. I'd just want an OK from the writer of the parody (already got Chris' OK.) I'd also only do it if there was interest in it. So would you guys actually to have the theme listenable and blastable at conventions, club meeting and other locations where you could spread the message of Black Gai greatness (or something like that I dunno?)

BTW, I'm personally impressed by your fanclub, as it was actually motivation for me to register here. Kudos and "SOY" to all of you.

[DesertLily]

i told him he wouldnt last long after that comment oh well.
right ive been coloring this any one notice any mistake's or things i should do
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y143/arodnap/90.bmp
thank's
It looks good so far, although I would advise you to choose a lighter, softer pink for Tenten's shirt. The fuchsia is hurting my eyes a bit, and I think it would suit her better. But besides that, I think it looks really nice!

As real life friend of Chris (aka Black Gai,) this thread was brought to my attention today. He pointed out the Black Gai Theme Song in particular. As a quasi-professional nerdcore rapper, I'd be interested in actually rapping and producing the theme. I'd just want an OK from the writer of the parody (already got Chris' OK.) I'd also only do it if there was interest in it. So would you guys actually to have the theme listenable and blastable at conventions, club meeting and other locations where you could spread the message of Black Gai greatness (or something like that I dunno?)

BTW, I'm personally impressed by your fanclub, as it was actually motivation for me to register here. Kudos and "SOY" to all of you.
I'm pretty sure nobody will have a problem with it. :thumbs Nercore rapping is the best!

[RANinjaChick]

As real life friend of Chris (aka Black Gai,) this thread was brought to my attention today. He pointed out the Black Gai Theme Song (http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=1149142&postcount=1676) in particular. As a quasi-professional nerdcore rapper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerdcore), I'd be interested in actually rapping and producing the theme. I'd just want an OK from the writer of the parody (already got Chris' OK.) I'd also only do it if there was interest in it. So would you guys actually to have the theme listenable and blastable at conventions, club meeting and other locations where you could spread the message of Black Gai greatness (or something like that I dunno?)

BTW, I'm personally impressed by your fanclub, as it was actually motivation for me to register here. Kudos and "SOY" to all of you.

I'm the writer of the song and I don't care. As long as BG is happy. HAIL BG!

[junidaime]

Oh shyte son.....this is getting big


We got BG actually joining the FC
We've got spin-off FC starting up
We've Got random people screaming our names when the bukkake
We've got a theme song...lol...We've actually got a theme song



OMFG!!! :nuts

[DesertLily]

I feel so happy...and yet disappointed that I didn't start the FC on time. :( It was actually *sorta* my idea! :crying I have proof!

Edit: OMGWTFBBQ?!!1? (http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=839218&postcount=242)

[Karl Olson]

I'm the writer of the song and I don't care. As long as BG is happy. HAIL BG!

Sweet. I might not have time for it until I'm done with classes for the quarter (IE: June-ish,) but I might be able to wedge it some Tuesday morning when I don't have class. I think the key thing with either be faking up an instrumental/karaoke version or scrounging one up online.

Anyway, thanks for the OK :)

[DesertLily]

Hahahaha, I can't wait for the theme song. It will own all.

[junidaime]

*Super Donkey Dong Puches this thread back to first page*

[Jun]

*is ready to download the theme song and copy it to a cd*

Ohh shyte son....!!! I imagine myself in my ride, after some detailin' blasting BG's theme song all over the capital.

[junidaime]

haha


I'm getting the feeling that we are starting up the fame of a pop culture Icon.

Just wait...we are gonna see a Black Gai videogame soon.

:nuts

[Arodnad the Dad]

*revive no jutsu*
yep BG is getting realy famous now i wonder if chris will make money from the fame were helping him get?

[Jun]

*imagines a BG video-game*

ohh that would be awesome.....
alcohol, a fat joint and BG's video-game in my console.

:laugh

[RANinjaChick]

AWESOME! A VIDEO GAME! Lol. That'd be SO sweet! Sigh. These have been good days lately.

[Donkey Show]

I wonder if I can change the code in my N:GNT3 game so I can make Gai into BG... Hmmm...

OMG!!! Does anybody know how to make MUGEN characters? If you do, I'll so help in the sprites of BG!!! :laugh

This is all turning into one massive BG Project! ALL HAIL!!! :blackgai

[Yetiman]

I wonder if I can change the code in my N:GNT3 game so I can make Gai into BG... Hmmm...
I really want to get that game! I played at Sakuracon and..... yeah.. I heard that I'd need a boot disk to play it on an American GC, though =\

MUGEN

Uh.. what's that?


Oh yeah, by the way: I was hangin' out with Jiraiya yesterday, and, all of a sudden....


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/RokuRii/leepwnsn00b.jpg

[Donkey Show]

MUGEN is a fighting game emulator for the computer. You can basically make any character and pit them against anyone else. It's cool.

As for the boot disk, it's only $20. It's worth it. ^^ :blackgai

[Yetiman]

MUGEN is a fighting game emulator for the computer. You can basically make any character and pit them against anyone else. It's cool.

As for the boot disk, it's only $20. It's worth it. ^^ :blackgai

hmm.. that sounds cool. Yeah.. my only problem is that I don't know where to find a boot disk..... like.. I searched "Game Cube Boot Disk" on eBay, but didn't find anything. Do you know where to find it / how to look for it? I can find the game itself easily enough..

[Nybarius]

Unbelievable strength! BLACK GAI opens the sixth GATE!

http://www.ronnie.cz/_img/Clanky/1363_3.jpg

(link because I don't want to clutter the page with images)

-n

[StoneWalker]

eh? aaaahhhH! *pops one of the veins with a hot needle*

BG must have opened the 15th gate XD

[Donkey Show]

hmm.. that sounds cool. Yeah.. my only problem is that I don't know where to find a boot disk..... like.. I searched "Game Cube Boot Disk" on eBay, but didn't find anything. Do you know where to find it / how to look for it? I can find the game itself easily enough..
Just look up Gamecube Freeloader. I didn't get mine through Ebay though.

And whoa... BG is busting out! O_O :blackgai

[Jun]

OMG!! The power of BG is unbelivable!! :clap

[junidaime]

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!! These are indeed exciting times!

[Gooba]

Holy crap, I get busy with work and shit for a week and this almost hits the 3rd page!!!

If he looks like that at 6, imagine what he would look like with 8. The aura of SoY alone would knock people back with the force of a hydrogen bomb.

[jkingler]

Hell yeah he would knock people back. A blacksplosion of that magnitude would rip continents in half! :omg

[jkingler]

Duh-duh-duh-duh-DP no Jutsu!

http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?p=1180184#post1180184

And I stand by my statement :nod:

EDIT : BEHOLD, A NEW BGFC GUARDIAN!~~~

http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?p=1180329#post1180329

[Yetiman]

*Realeases SoY to bump the thread back to page 1*
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/RokuRii/chargeup1.jpg

[jkingler]

Between powered up Yetiman, Mangekyoukarp, and Byakukingler, BG has some fine new guardians :smile-big

http://tinypic.com/5ahrf6

[Hangatýr]

What kind of guitar does BG prefer? And no, not a Fender Showmaster or what ever it's called XD

[jkingler]

*Poof*

YOSHA! Another question! It has been awhile!

For the record, BG prefers bass to lead guitar. But as far as guitars go, I don't discriminate too much. So long as there is a whole lotta wah wah pedal, it's all gravy :blackmous

P.S. Go look at this, guys! http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?p=1183656#post1183656 Vote me into Valhalla :-D

[Yetiman]

Gives Jiraiya a high-5, with the resulting SoY explosion bumping the thread back to page 1!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/RokuRii/SoYhi5.jpg

[jkingler]

Page 1, yes. A very good place to be... *stares meaningfully at the BG FC members*

I just have to say, that after 2 days in the sun I am mostly bronzed and a little burned :redface

I don't tan nearly as well as Black Gai-sama. All hail the melanin!!! :xp

[Donkey Show]

Vote!!!

Black Gai vs Superman (http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=35484)

You already know what the answer is. :blackgai

ALL HAIL!!!

[jkingler]

http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=1187127&postcount=3
^PWN THIS BIYATCH!!! :yelling

Btw, check out my reply:

Me:
Black Gai wins by creating Strawberry Kryptonite...It makes Supes go crazy and splooge himself to dizzeath :P

[Yetiman]

Ok: I've got a reply on there too, now.
jkingler: We've gotta get some Byakukingler / Mangekyoukarp action in there! You know, to beat down the infidels. Prepare to lay down the pwnage upon thine enemy!

[~My§tic~]

I posted in there too.

No contest at all. BG would use his bukkakegan and own SUperman :amuse

[Donkey Show]

Not only that, but BG has the Bukkakyou SoYingan. It's over. XD

[junidaime]

forget all that, the thumbs up and the smile would so pwn superman...BG doesn't need to go all out...I mean c'mon, this is post crisis superman!! :nuts

[Yetiman]

Ok.. this doesn't really have anything to do with BG or Superman, but does anyone know somewhere where I can get free webhosting that supports files that are larger than 1MB? LOL, I wanted to put this animation thing I did on my bravenet account, but it's like, 1.001 MB, so it won't let me.

[junidaime]

hmmm...its so hard to find good webhosting these days :sad

[jkingler]

Yeah, I can't find anything good. If I could, I would have another awesome banner in my sig. Alas, no such luck :crying

[Yetiman]

Yeah, I can't find anything good. If I could, I would have another awesome banner in my sig. Alas, no such luck :crying

Yeah.. it's the same for me.. it's really too bad. Speaking of which: WTF is this thread doing on page 2?!?!?!??!?/11/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/slasheleven

[chakra]

Freakin awsome!
black gai rocks my socks!!!
can i join?!

[Donkey Show]

Freakin awsome!
black gai rocks my socks!!!
can i join?!
LOL, your sig rocks!

For you have found the SoY that shines bright within your soul, come and move forward into the future that is greatness!

*annoints chakra with BG's SoY*

Welcome brother and ALL HAIL!!! :blackgai

As for webhosting images, you can PM me and I can host it on my website. ^^

EDIT: The guardians of BG have been added to the front page. It's kick ass enough we have the BGJGBDDS pwning mark ass tricks. XD

[Gooba]

How do you think he got the name "COPY ninja kakashi"?I can host as well, if anyone needs it. I got a nice college account with a 4 gig per day limit, which is huge.

Chakra, I love your sig.

[Black Gai]

(Tears of joy) The 90th gate has been opened!!!!!! Truly a day to rejoice. You are all incredible; you say that I have inspired you NAY!!!!!! I say you have inspired me! For with your belief in me I will never fail. My SOY over flows and there is nothing I can’t so as you have you all by my side. YOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

Donkey Show my brother in arms and creator of the is wonder (BG Hug of Joy!!!!)

RANinjaChick you will live in my heart for you have given me theme music that I may walk threw cons and people will know of my coming (Crashing wave) YOOOOOOSH!!!

Yetiman you and all other’s who live in WA we will all get together and show all the power of SOY

And all of you I thank you form the bottom of my heart (Nice guy pose!!!!) YOOOOOSHHHHH

Ohh and Suzuhiko BG doesn’t have a Whore BG has a lady ;) but she can shooo damn do a whore tackle sho nugh.

Until next time my brethren and sisters let the SOY flow form you
DYNAMIC EXIT!!!!!!!!! :blackgai

[Neytiri]

ZomG... BG!!!!! O; *dies*

Can I personally hug you in all your smexyness? XD

[Donkey Show]

(Tears of joy) The 90th gate has been opened!!!!!! Truly a day to rejoice. You are all incredible; you say that I have inspired you NAY!!!!!! I say you have inspired me! For with your belief in me I will never fail. My SOY over flows and there is nothing I can’t so as you have you all by my side. YOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

Donkey Show my brother in arms and creator of the is wonder (BG Hug of Joy!!!!)

RANinjaChick you will live in my heart for you have given me theme music that I may walk threw cons and people will know of my coming (Crashing wave) YOOOOOOSH!!!

Yetiman you and all other’s who live in WA we will all get together and show all the power of SOY

And all of you I thank you form the bottom of my heart (Nice guy pose!!!!) YOOOOOSHHHHH

Ohh and Suzuhiko BG doesn’t have a Whore BG has a lady ;) but she can shooo damn do a whore tackle sho nugh.

Until next time my brethren and sisters let the SOY flow form you
DYNAMIC EXIT!!!!!!!!! :blackgai

OMG BG ENTERS!!! XD

I love you Chris. <3 :crying

What a momentous occasion!!! MY SOY IS OVERFLOWING!!!

*unleashes SoY on the universe*
http://daviddino.com/universebukkake.jpg

[metronomy]

*faints*

The great one has spoken. Rejoice i say, rejoice. ALL HAIL :blackgai

[Donkey Show]

I have cemented this monumental event on the first page... :crying

ALL HAIL!!! :blackgai :blackgai :blackgai

[metronomy]

http://www.nrm.se/images/18.18fc9baff6275048180004641/tornado.jpg

[Donkey Show]

Has any FC ever had their "leader" actually respond back in such a way? I don't think so. That statement by BG himself makes us the greatest FC, ever. :blackgai

ALL HAIL!!!

[Jun]

(Tears of joy) The 90th gate has been opened!!!!!! Truly a day to rejoice. You are all incredible; you say that I have inspired you NAY!!!!!! I say you have inspired me! For with your belief in me I will never fail. My SOY over flows and there is nothing I can’t so as you have you all by my side. YOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

Donkey Show my brother in arms and creator of the is wonder (BG Hug of Joy!!!!)

RANinjaChick you will live in my heart for you have given me theme music that I may walk threw cons and people will know of my coming (Crashing wave) YOOOOOOSH!!!

Yetiman you and all other’s who live in WA we will all get together and show all the power of SOY

And all of you I thank you form the bottom of my heart (Nice guy pose!!!!) YOOOOOSHHHHH

Ohh and Suzuhiko BG doesn’t have a Whore BG has a lady ;) but she can shooo damn do a whore tackle sho nugh.

Until next time my brethren and sisters let the SOY flow form you
DYNAMIC EXIT!!!!!!!!! :blackgai

OMG!!! OPMG!!!! OMG!! OMGGGG!!!!!!

*faints* X_x

[Gooba]

(Tears of joy) The 90th gate has been opened!!!!!! Truly a day to rejoice. You are all incredible; you say that I have inspired you NAY!!!!!! I say you have inspired me! For with your belief in me I will never fail. My SOY over flows and there is nothing I can’t so as you have you all by my side. YOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

Donkey Show my brother in arms and creator of the is wonder (BG Hug of Joy!!!!)

RANinjaChick you will live in my heart for you have given me theme music that I may walk threw cons and people will know of my coming (Crashing wave) YOOOOOOSH!!!

Yetiman you and all other’s who live in WA we will all get together and show all the power of SOY

And all of you I thank you form the bottom of my heart (Nice guy pose!!!!) YOOOOOSHHHHH

Ohh and Suzuhiko BG doesn’t have a Whore BG has a lady ;) but she can shooo damn do a whore tackle sho nugh.

Until next time my brethren and sisters let the SOY flow form you
DYNAMIC EXIT!!!!!!!!! :blackgaiI can now die happy. :blackgai :blackgai

[jkingler]

^I...am...overwhelmed!!!! :crying :crying :crying

*jkingler faints like a girl at the old Michael Jackson concerts*

[Jun]

*still in the floor, having seizures*

x_X

[junidaime]

(Tears of joy) The 90th gate has been opened!!!!!! Truly a day to rejoice. You are all incredible; you say that I have inspired you NAY!!!!!! I say you have inspired me! For with your belief in me I will never fail. My SOY over flows and there is nothing I can’t so as you have you all by my side. YOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

Donkey Show my brother in arms and creator of the is wonder (BG Hug of Joy!!!!)

RANinjaChick you will live in my heart for you have given me theme music that I may walk threw cons and people will know of my coming (Crashing wave) YOOOOOOSH!!!

Yetiman you and all other’s who live in WA we will all get together and show all the power of SOY

And all of you I thank you form the bottom of my heart (Nice guy pose!!!!) YOOOOOSHHHHH

Ohh and Suzuhiko BG doesn’t have a Whore BG has a lady ;) but she can shooo damn do a whore tackle sho nugh.

Until next time my brethren and sisters let the SOY flow form you
DYNAMIC EXIT!!!!!!!!! :blackgai


OMFGBBQ!!!!!!!!!!ONEONEELEVENONEHUNDREDELEVEN!!!11 1
*Screams Like a Little FanGirl and Faints*