Jason Bourne vs James Bond

[Amped Lightning]

their trying to hunt each other down. who would have a better chance of killing the other? i vote bourne.

[Dio Brando]

The search function wins. http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=148119&highlight=jason+bourne

[master bruce]

Bond is not any where near as deadly at h2h.
Bond is not any where near as quick thinking.
Bond is not any where near as quick reflexes.
Bond's weapons fighting is about the same as Bourne's.
Bond's gadgets are better, but it won't help much cause Bourne could still pick him off with an old turkey musket from hundreds of yards away, Now imagine bourne with a scoped S.K.A.(ohhhhhhh, smiles)

Bourne would kill him from distance, murderstomp him in h2h.

[Banhammer]

Mrs Weasley>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Daniel Craig James Bond

[Amped Lightning]

The search function wins. http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=148119&highlight=jason+bourne

yeah, but this is freestyle. anything goes.

[Segan]

None of Bond's incarnations have showed to be particularly good at hand-to-hand comat, unlike Bourne. And physically he's superior to Bond in any case.

I don't know what Bourne's other capabilities are, but if he ever gets close to Bond, he would slaughter him.

[masamune1]

Bond is not any where near as deadly at h2h.
Bond is not any where near as quick thinking.
Bond is not any where near as quick reflexes.
Bond's weapons fighting is about the same as Bourne's.
Bond's gadgets are better, but it won't help much cause Bourne could still pick him off with an old turkey musket from hundreds of yards away, Now imagine bourne with a scoped S.K.A.(ohhhhhhh, smiles)

Bourne would kill him from distance, murderstomp him in h2h.

Bourne is no-where near as intelligent
Bourbe is no-where near as mentally tough.
Bond's weapon's fihgting is superior to Bourne's (Bond is one of the best shot's in the world).
Bond's gadget's are better, and that will help him a lot because, well, they always do.

Bourne would be killed from a distance; hand2hand he would be winning, only for Bond to find or bring out something that will kill him in some horrible manner.

[Banhammer]

nope, james bond would jump down on a floor on a gift shop of pillows, do a summersault while bourne get its by fifty kids on rollerskaters.
bond runs to an hello kitty store, and takes a glock out of an "hello kitty" cup, while bourne gets trampled by an army of nazi german nuns.
bourne enters a store of ak 47. but, they just sold the last one to that three year old. Bourne snaps the todlers neck and steals his gun
Meanwhile, Bon has had sex with the Hello Kitty clerk
Bourne realizes the kid did not buy bullets
Bond turned the glock into a bazzoka using paper cartoons and coca cola
Bourne dives through a window before he realizes windows in airports are bulletproof
Bond shoots the window
bournee is about to kick bonds ass back to england, but then one thousand bond girls, and the uk imperial guard waltz in to grab bourne in place
Bond shoots the bazooka
Bourne's body and remains are never found
Bond makes love with Mrs Weasley


To the virgin that negged me
:id :id :id :id :id :id :id :id :id
Go kill yourself with you own
HUMILIATION!

[masamune1]

Who negged me?

[Wesker]

In a straight up fight bourne would win he has shown far more aptitude in actual combat than bond has.

[Wesker]

I don't get why someone would even neg you i mean if though i disagree with who you think would win you are debating in a proper manner nothing you did deserved a neg.

[Sengoku]

golden gun :cry

anyway bourne would win in close quarters combat but bond would win overall

[Sylar]

Bourne kills Bond with a book.

[Banhammer]

bourne realizes the book is a kama sutra and makes love to bond

[TWF]

Bond has expierence and skill over Bourne. He wins in a poetic fashion.

[Banhammer]

bond would drive a boing through Bourne

[Red]

The amount of damage Bourne pulled with only his hands shits on anything Bond can do with all his gadgets. I give this one to Bourne. Plus Bourne is American FUCK YEAH.

[Way-Man]

Bond is nothing but a punk ass Brit that is nothing without his invisible car. James Bourne is the real deal.

[Spanish Hoffkage]

Is this the N64 Bond?? :iria

[Banhammer]

James Bond would easly hijack a Boing, by seducing the pilot lady, or killing everyone in it and crashing it against the airpot.. How can bourne top that?

[Amped Lightning]

James Bond would easly hijack a Boing, by seducing the pilot lady, or killing everyone in it and crashing it against the airpot.. How can bourne top that?

by doing the same thing with a margarita in his hand.

[Banhammer]

A margarita does not top getting shacked with those flight attendat girls..
Plus, it's known fact that james bond always carries a double martini, shaken, not stired.
Bourne would be too distracted looking at a guy that reminds him of his past before he realises he saw him five minutes ago in the line to mcdonalds

[Arachnia]

Bourne beats the shit out of Bond... Im loving the Bourne movies more than the Bond ones(oh yes, I said it) so I can't say that im not biased, but I still believe Bourne>Bond in every way

[Sylar]

Bourne could do everything Bonds can do but with half the gadgets.

[Banhammer]

and none of the girls....

[Red]

James Bond would easly hijack a Boing, by seducing the pilot lady, or killing everyone in it and crashing it against the airpot.. How can bourne top that?
What if the pilot isn't a deliciously sexy red head in leather name Natasha? what if the pilot is a fat heterosexual slob named Bob what then?

[Kimimaro]

This has been done quite a few times. My answer is still the same, Bourne wins. Bond rather relies too much on his gadgets for everything.

[Hype]

Sean fucking Connery > Afflecks gay bud

[masamune1]

Bond has been machine-gunned to death, given a Navy funeral (that is, buried at sea), and still found time to rise from the dead, become Japanese, and thwart Donald Pleasance's plan for World Domination.

Bourne could never top that.

[Pintsize]

Bourne takes it with a door, a penlight, and a fan.

[Banhammer]

What if the pilot isn't a deliciously sexy red head in leather name Natasha? what if the pilot is a fat heterosexual slob named Bob what then?

He'll either shoot bob in the head, or find an airplane driven by a either a red head, or a blonde, not a brunnete though, since the first bond girl always dies..

[Dio Brando]

Sean fucking Connery > Afflecks gay bud

Bond has been machine-gunned to death, given a Navy funeral (that is, buried at sea), and still found time to rise from the dead, become Japanese, and thwart Donald Pleasance's plan for World Domination.

Bourne could never top that.

I agree with these two.

Basically, Bourne is more badass, but Bond deals with far more difficult (and somewhat superhuman) threats.

[Segan]

While these threats are acting in a totally unlogical and unrealistic manners...yeah, sure.

[Dio Brando]

While these threats are acting in a totally unlogical and unrealistic manners...yeah, sure.

Doesn't change anything. Just because Bourne is more realistic, doesn't mean he's better/stronger/whatever. Face it, Bond just has far more feats...

[Segan]

As a matter of fact, for the OBD it does matter.

[Dio Brando]

Tell me what Bourne can do that Bond can't. Honestly. I just saw Bourne Ultimatum the other day. I don't see what Bourne can do to Bond, especially seeing that he has all sorts of gadgetry at his disposal.

[Banhammer]

laser rolex through the head

[Amped Lightning]

Tell me what Bourne can do that Bond can't. Honestly. I just saw Bourne Ultimatum the other day. I don't see what Bourne can do to Bond, especially seeing that he has all sorts of gadgetry at his disposal.

he can go through a whole movie without making any mistakes. he only made one, and it was at the end of the third, which was kind of unavoidable.

[Goodfellow]

Sean Connery was Bond. His sex symbolism turns Bourne gay. Connery proceeds by killing Bourne in his sleep.

[masamune1]

he can go through a whole movie without making any mistakes. he only made one, and it was at the end of the third, which was kind of unavoidable.

Bond rarely maes mistakes, either. It's usually his enemies, and that is sometimes because they are often insane (meaning they are also more dangerous).

And you're forgetting the bit where Bourne warns the guy in Morocco to stop his car to avoid the bag-bomb, without realising that the real bomb was in the bike next to them, getting the man he was after killed, injuring himself, and givig the assassin the chance to go after Niki. THAT was a mistake.

I agree with these two.

Basically, Bourne is more badass, but Bond deals with far more difficult (and somewhat superhuman) threats.

Bond is more badass; he went through a (literally) ball-busting torture session, only to say "I've got an itch... down there", JUST so he could say to Le Chiffre that he can now tell everyone that "you died scratching my balls!".

Bourne would be weeping on the floor after something like that.

[Kunoichi no Kiri]

Okay, look, this is how the Bond vs. Bourne movie goes.

Opening scene: Bourne kills people and blows something up.
1. Bond tangentially sleeps with a girl completely or mostly unrelated to Bourne or the movie's plot.
2. Bourne tries to kill more people and blow something else up, but Bond is already there. They fight, Bourne utterly owns Bond, but is unable to kill him and has to flee before killing anyone or blowing anything up.
3. Bond tracks Bourne around the world.
4. Bond finds Bourne's girl/confident/etc and sleeps with her. She helps Bond track down Bourne and reveals his weaknesses.
5. Bourne and Bond fight again. Bourne owns Bond again, but in a stroke of utter genius, Bond defeats Bourne and sends him hurtling off a cliff/plane/skyscraper/Space Shuttle.
6. Rides off into the Sunset with Bourne's squeeze. Bourne looks dead but there will be a sequel.

[Segan]

Hmm...isn't PIS generall turned off?

[Banhammer]

james bond segregates a special pheroone that attracts both men and woman alike

[Sylar]

Okay, look, this is how the Bond vs. Bourne movie goes.

Opening scene: Bourne kills people and blows something up.
1. Bond tangentially sleeps with a girl completely or mostly unrelated to Bourne or the movie's plot.
2.Bond dies after the bomb planted under the bed by Bourne goes off.

Fixed. :amuse

[Banhammer]

Fixed. :amuse

3-Bond is assumed dead by bourne, but it was all a plan of his to make him think he's dead
4-Bond runs over Bourne with his audi
5-Bourne pulls a gun out of his asshole, and then some bullets, THEN loads the gun, and shoots the audi's bulletproof windshield, making ricochet and hiting the tires
6- Mad as hell, bond runs audi against an airplane
7- Bad ass explosion
8- Bond makes sweet european love to Bourn's girlfriend while Ben Affleck is watching from across the street masturbating
9- Bourne rises from hell and prepares to kill Bond
10-Ben Affleck is still masturbating
11-Bourne is about to open up a can of Matt Fu on Bond's ass
12-Bond shoots a laser beam from his watch to the had and uts his brains open, and even his arms and balls just to make sure
13-Bon makes some more love to Bourne's Girlfriend
14- Ben Affleck is still masturbating

[master bruce]

Bourne wins period.


bond fights to kill quickly, bond wouldn't have enough time to think of shit otherthan his life flashing before his eyes and that would be gameover.

Bourne fights top trained killers and they don't last long, do you think bond will sit there and think of something while bourne is beating him to pulp?
Dude, the fight would be over with in 5 seconds cause bourne kills quick.
He casually takes down 2-3 armed police/agents in 3 seconds like they were nothing.

1 bond who can't fight as good= bourne kills him in 1/2 that time.


and in weapons bond has superior gadgets,but he's never faced bourne-like people before. Bon'ds villains are so damn lame, they are made for entrigue like some sort of bugs bunny cartoon. Bourne takes on top killer assassins with high powered top rate weapons who have the drop on him and he still(with far lesser weaponry) slaughters them.


Bond fights lame villains/henchmen one on one, and anybody multiple villains he faces he usually has better weaponry or the same weaponry.

Bourne does the done quicker and better with inferior weaponry.

Bourne would slaughter bond in weapons from distance or in h2h.

Bourne could look at james holding one of his little gadgets then take a simple writing pen out of his pocket a throw it through bond's throat before bond could utter one of his trademark lines and activate the gadget.


Even if bond had unlimited ammo and was hiding ,shooting from a window 300 yards away, bourne would still sense that something was "not right" as he puts it and figure out he's being watched, then darts in a building or store away from the windows and disappear from trace, its what he does.

And he's the best at it.




Bond dies horribly in any encounter between the two unless Bond begs for his life.

[Red]

To the virgin that negged me
:id :id :id :id :id :id :id :id :id
Go kill yourself with you own
HUMILIATION!

Who negged me?

I don't get why someone would even neg you i mean if though i disagree with who you think would win you are debating in a proper manner nothing you did deserved a neg.
The same faggot that negged me.

[Banhammer]

Asssuming Bond and Bourne start off in front of each other, and the first thing bond does is engage him in a fight, sure, why not?
But they don't.
And Bond outsmarts Bourne quite in a rather classy fashion.
The best thing about Bourne is the german cars..

[masamune1]

Bourne wins period.


bond fights to kill quickly, bond wouldn't have enough time to think of shit otherthan his life flashing before his eyes and that would be gameover.

Not always, but sure; why not?

Not sure why he is killing himself, though....

Bourne fights top trained killers and they don't last long, do you think bond will sit there and think of something while bourne is beating him to pulp?
Dude, the fight would be over with in 5 seconds cause bourne kills quick.
He casually takes down 2-3 armed police/agents in 3 seconds like they were nothing.

1 bond who can't fight as good= bourne kills him in 1/2 that time.

Bond fights trained killers, too; not to mention steel-toothed giants, psychotic midget's, Korean's who can kill with a hat, women who kill with their thighs, terrorists who can't feel pain, million dollar assassins who went on to try and kill Gandalf the Grey, criminal masterind's who actually nearly achieved world domination, thousand's of loyal-till-death teorist foot-soldiers,
the Voodoo God of Death, and Christopher Walken. He bet them all.

and in weapons bond has superior gadgets,but he's never faced bourne-like people before. Bon'ds villains are so damn lame, they are made for entrigue like some sort of bugs bunny cartoon. Bourne takes on top killer assassins with high powered top rate weapons who have the drop on him and he still(with far lesser weaponry) slaughters them.

He's faced profesional assassin's before (Red Grant comes to mind, as well as his many clones, which includes the guy from Die Hard who had feet smaller than John McClane's sister), and some of those plot's are quite ingenious, others very believable (Casino Royale was more or less realistic, as was From Russia With Love; Goldfinger's Operation Grand Slam was so clever I might try it myself).

Bond rarely let's them get the drop on them in the first place.

Bond fights lame villains/henchmen one on one, and anybody multiple villains he faces he usually has better weaponry or the same weaponry.

Bourne does the done quicker and better with inferior weaponry.

Bourne would slaughter bond in weapons from distance or in h2h.

Bourne could look at james holding one of his little gadgets then take a simple writing pen out of his pocket a throw it through bond's throat before bond could utter one of his trademark lines and activate the gadget.

Bourne villains are bland, two-dimensional characters and that's the only reason they are popular (because that supposedly make's them more believable). Almost all are forgettable, and few pose any real threat to the world beyond petty conspiracy theories. Bourne also always just runs when outnumbered, whereas Bond runs and simultaneously take's out half of his pursuers.

Bourne has never done better; in fact he usually just runs.

Bond only does the trademark witticisms after the pen-grenade has blown Bourne into a million pieces. Bourne does'nt have the imagination to recognise the threat posed by these everyday onects, as well.

Even if bond had unlimited ammo and was hiding ,shooting from a window 300 yards away, bourne would still sense that something was "not right" as he puts it and figure out he's being watched, then darts in a building or store away from the windows and disappear from trace, its what he does.

And he's the best at it.

Bond, too, has the sixth sense for danger. It has served him better than it ever has Bourne.

But you're right, Bourne is the best at disappearing. Run and Hide; that's the Bourne way.


Bond dies horribly in any encounter between the two unless Bond begs for his life.

Bond never beg's; he get's you talking (he has an almost magical ability to do so) or wait's till you leave, at which point he showcases his abilities as one of the greatest escape artists in the world. Bond also has the advantage of actually being able to think for himself for long periods of time.

James Bond is a Legend; Jason Bourne is flavour of the month.