Demon brothers reborn

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Welcome to the great Demon Brother's FC where we worship them. Join now and worship the brothers! :D


Founder
Shinobi_Demon


The Demon Brothers:
Meizu and Lucy Elfenlied

Members:
BushidoPunk
Moritsune
Cholisose
the colin
Ketari-san
Reaper of Souls
narutorulez
Triggenism
Reaper of Souls
Shadow117
Gempachi
warcraft
sik4rilz
~/Gaara of the sand/~
sik4rilz
Myonhana
[TK]Hinata
Chaotic Diplomat
LeafNinjaNeji
PeacemakerAoba
Noex
link 2 oblivion
the scorpion's tail
KOJI DARTH
Nick Uchiha
l<!same_0F_M!$T
Warsmith Dameon
byakugansan
_--Itachi--_
MG87
itachifire
NonameCreature (itachifire?)
Alcazar
Gouzu
Shaman
NekoRobin
FuryBreakerRaiga



Banner made by Deserteur:
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The Demon Brothers are in allance with
The Hidden Village of Mist (http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?p=840224#post840224)
Seven Mist Swordsmen (http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=32119)

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Hurry hurry! Sign me up! Please? Because the Deamon Brothers are.... could you say they are lovely?

[BushidoPunk]

Demon Brothers were the coolest looking villians ever in the Naruto series. Sign me up.

[Shinobi_Demon]

And used the coolest weapon, you are signed up. We can use the old banner guess.

[BushidoPunk]

I know! Just how they sounded off the word "Pull" and they started to pull the saw blade like chains, was a definite "Wow" moment.

[Moritsune]

count me in.

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Shinobi_Demon, I wonder if I could be the 2:nd Brother, if it's all right with you.
And hello all the new people! :amuse

[Shinobi_Demon]

yes definatly, especialy since we are allies

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Thanks a lot! :amuse
Do the Deamon Brothers appear again?

[Shinobi_Demon]

not from what I've seen, but I'm only iI'mvolume 8. I hope so.

[Lucy Elfenlied]

If you found the brothers in your home, what would you do?

[Meizu]

demon brothers! simply one of my favorites ever!!
*points to name* Meizu! lol

have to let me join, i need to be apart of this, and by chance this FC is dead i will take it upon myself to bring life back to it!

so can i join?
*is waiting for thr chance to add the demon brotherFC to his sig*

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Meizu, what would you do if you found the Brothers in your home? *pointing at my question above^*

[Meizu]

am i a member of this FC yet? O_o who do i gatta kill to get the 'ok' on this lol.. *plans a mutiny to take over FC*




Meizu, what would you do if you found the Brothers in your home? *pointing at my question above^*

wow, lol this is an interesting question indeed *ponders*
well first off it depends how i find them..

if they are out to kill me...
1) i walk into my home and im torn to pieces and am probly granted the title of 'one little piggy'

if they are just chilling on my sofa i ...
1) look at them with big eyes and ask if they want pizza, probly offer a drink in an attempt to see them without there masks.
wouldnt run for my life since i know what they can do, lol
Id talk to them, try to work my way into becoming a mist nin and end up killing myself touching the poison tipped claws of there gauntlets.

2) have a loose of words, point and gasp.
faint, later wake up to half my stuff gone and consider it an honor to have had them steal my crap.

3) figure out what they want, order out, play some SuperSmash Bros. and convince them to let me be the 3rd DemonBrother in exchange of letting them sleep on my sofa-bed rent free.

[Shinobi_Demon]

You can join, sorry haven't been on in a while

[Lucy Elfenlied]

*hahaha!* Meizu, I think you are right. If they are out to kill someone, that person doesn't have a chance. And I belive that annyone that is curious in how they look without their masks would try to get them to take them off. One thing I have thought about that, is that if I met them I would probably try to take off one mask and try it.... :D

[Meizu]

^_^ lol so im not alone!
i would most likely take the Demon brothers to school with me ^_^
hehe,wait and see how fast all my grades go up to 'A'

i wonder, how diff would it have been if it was the 'Demon sisters' instead of demonBrothers.?.

[Cholisose]

Aw yeah, the Demon Brothers were awesome! I'll join the club.
Zabuza got to chill with the coolest duo around. They make a good team. They just had the rotten luck to go against Kakashi the one time they fought on the show. I mean, not many ninjas can beat Kakashi.
As for Sasuke, well... they were just testing Sasuke's strength. Yeah, they were just playing around with him. Screwing with his mind.
Well, at least they poisoned Naruto. And made him hurt his hand. Hey, now that I think about it... they were the closest to ever killing Naruto! Okay, Naruto almost dies in every story arc - but still.
I wonder what happened to those guys. Maybe they were just left there to rot. I feel kind of bad for them now.

i wonder, how diff would it have been if it was the 'Demon sisters' instead of demonBrothers.?.
Shikamaru would've replaced Sasuke.

[Meizu]

Shikamaru would've replaced Sasuke.

lmao poor Shikamaru always gets stuck fighting the girls
but that would be an coll fight if you think about it, al Sasuke did was throw a few attacks nothing special but with a smartass nin like shikamaru the demon brothers would have to kick it up a notch and pull out some water jutsu, water clones and such, and THAT would be a good fight.

infront of konoha Shik+Naruto+(useless)Sakura VS DemonBrothers

sweet, he binds one brother only to get blind-sided by the other, im sure naruto would try to pull something off after getting over his fear but then again without someone pointing out his obvious 'your weak' flaw he would probly crap his pants and feel bad about himself lmao.

DemonBrothers rot in the Leaf jail, dont worry buddy Cholisose we both know a day will come when all the forgotten and over looked villians break free and show us what we already know. that they kickass lmao.

[Lucy Elfenlied]

DemonBrothers rot in the Leaf jail, dont worry buddy Cholisose we both know a day will come when all the forgotten and over looked villians break free and show us what we already know. that they kickass lmao.

Or that I, you and they who wants go and rescue them... That is also an option. :ninja

[Meizu]

Or that I, you and they who wants go and rescue them... That is also an option. :ninja

lol perfect idea lucy! i can even see it as a fiiller eps for the anime
"Revenge of the bloody mist"

The demon brothers werent the only Shinobi Zabuza had working for him lol, me and you is all we need ^_^ go right into the Konoha jail and break out the DemonBrothers and maybe a few others like Mizuki and a few other random guys to cover our escape! lol
Beat the crap out of Sakura for being so damn annoying on our way out.
heh, we are so cool..

if the Demon brothers ever make a comeback i hope they have a chance to use some jutsu and such. lol they can take a good chunk of leaf ninjas out if they try, hell they survived with Zabuza during his attack on the mist and attempt at taking the title of Mizukage.(spellcheck) also ranodm nin hunter attacks and such. they must be good to survive that crap! once they get out all hell will break lose at some point
lol be funny with all this crap about beating itachi and itachi pretty much kicks everyones ass and on his way back to the cave walks past a puddle and suddenly the Demon brothers just kill him... lol

that would be sweet..

Itachi- "WHAT THE HELL!" *dies*
Demon brothers- "hehehe"
Kisame- "what the hell happen!"
Demon brothers- ^_^;; "uhhh....he tripped"

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Hmm... Or I have Itachi as my slave.... Do you think he is good at cooking? :P

Between, I have noticed that Shinobi_Demon never signed you up.... So since I'm the second brother I decide that you are in.

Welcome to the Demon Brothers, Meizu! *hug*

[Lucy Elfenlied]

BUHHUUUU!!!! This FC is dying and I don't know what to do...... Please help! :crying

Shinobi_Demon, where are you? :sad

[cloin]

I'm down to join this, if it still exists that is.

[Ketari-san]

yes the demon brothers r awesome...so i'll join! please?

[Meizu]

I refuse to let this FC die! these Characters are to awesome and over looked! i am willing to take owner-ship of this FC, i hope a mod comes across this and can hand it over to me, even if Shinobi_demon is around please let me have this FC! i seriously love these characters and would like it alot if i was able to run it. and also use the banner already made since its so awesome and fits so well on my sig ^_^;;

seriously tho, i would like to carry or at least try to carry this FC forward instead of leaving it in its dying position it is in now and has been for such a while as it seems.

it would be a shame if this got so forgotten it ends up on the last pages in the FC section. i will not let such a thing happen even if i must carry conversations on with myself, i simply refuse to let it die.

i lay claim to this FC.

[cloin]

If it IS indeed abandoned, then I'd say you would be the most fitting owner, considering you're named after one of them.

[Ketari-san]

I like the demon bros they r like the best chars! Their poison claws r awesome u could be like...

"Dont make me mad."
"Why?"*pokes you*
"Cuz I'll do THIS!*kills that person with poison tipped claws*

[Lucy Elfenlied]

the colin and Ketari-san, welcome! I'm so happy to see that this FC still will live. :D

And Meizu, if you get the ownership of the Demons Brothers, I would like to continue to be the 2:nd brother.

[Meizu]

the colin and Ketari-san, welcome! I'm so happy to see that this FC still will live. :D

And Meizu, if you get the ownership of the Demons Brothers, I would like to continue to be the 2:nd brother.

If im owner i would prefer it if you were 2nd Brother :smile-big
and deep down i think you knew this :amuse
I like the demon bros they r like the best chars! Their poison claws r awesome u could be like...

"Dont make me mad."
"Why?"*pokes you*
"Cuz I'll do THIS!*kills that person with poison tipped claws*

LOL poison claws are cool, dont even really need to hit them just poke back! and it can kill anyone, even super powerfull shinobi, just gatta be dumb enough not to notice the poison!

*pokes back*
"WTF WAS THAT!" *feels numb and burning sensation*

^_^ all you gatta do is stand back and watch them fall over in funny positions.

[cloin]

The Demon Bros had the best fashion sense of any characters we have encountered in the series.

[Meizu]

The Demon Bros had the best fashion sense of any characters we have encountered in the series.

Thats seriously true!
i have a question. why do such cool looking characters like the demon Brothers, dosu, zaku, Hayate show up and so quickly get killed off never to be seen again and a person like Kabuto who is so basic a small child could draw him becomes an rapidly returning character who gets tied into the main plot?!

kick ass DemonBrothers with there weapons, cloaks, added horns and overall just badass feel get done in so quickly... pain in the ass!

[cloin]

There are a lot of cool characters that I really wish got more screen time. Some of them are just so undeveloped it hurts. I would have loved to see more of Hayate, Genma, even Abou. And you're right, Kabuto seems so generic to me sometimes.

[Lucy Elfenlied]

If im owner i would prefer it if you were 2nd Brother :smile-big
and deep down i think you knew this :amuse
I just wanted to make sure that I was right... and I was! *just can't resist to cuddle you* ^_^;;

[Meizu]

I just wanted to make sure that I was right... and I was! *just can't resist to cuddle you* ^_^;;

*Is cuddled* :pleased
heh, wouldnt want anyone else to be my 2nd in this FC ^^

lol this gave me the odd visual of one DemonBrother randomly cuddling the other for saying something randomly nice lol both funny and disturbing to picture in your head. :glomp


Anyone know a MOD i could talk to about taking over this FC and taking it in the right direction to active-ness... even if it is just between three or two people lol

[cloin]

I believe Kakashi Fangirl oversees the FC forums, so pm her to see what can be done.

[Ketari-san]

Originally posted by Meizu LOL poison claws are cool, dont even really need to hit them just poke back! and it can kill anyone, even super powerfull shinobi, just gatta be dumb enough not to notice the poison!

*pokes back*
"WTF WAS THAT!" *feels numb and burning sensation*

^_^ all you gatta do is stand back and watch them fall over in funny positions.

HAHAHAHA! Damn right! If they were fighting Jiraiya it would be like this...
Jiraiya:Hahahaha! 2vs1 huh? Dont u realize ima Sannin?(and major pervert?)
Meizu:Hahahah!Dont worry we can take you!
Jiraiya:heheheh...this will be ea-*gets tapped by what feels like a bee*
J:hmmm funny...well im not allergic so...HAHAH!
*falls over*
DB's:Told you we'd get you...*laughs in face*

thats just me...lets have a contest to see who can make the funniest DB's story lol

[Meizu]

HAHAHAHA! Damn right! If they were fighting Jiraiya it would be like this...
Jiraiya:Hahahaha! 2vs1 huh? Dont u realize ima Sannin?(and major pervert?)
Meizu:Hahahah!Dont worry we can take you!
Jiraiya:heheheh...this will be ea-*gets tapped by what feels like a bee*
J:hmmm funny...well im not allergic so...HAHAH!
*falls over*
DB's:Told you we'd get you...*laughs in face*

thats just me...lets have a contest to see who can make the funniest DB's story lol

LMAO seriously sweet!
i think the only characters who can do kakashis '1000 years of pain' attack and really do damage are the demonbrothers.. if not for the poison then just for the pure sharp-ness of the claws lol

[Ketari-san]

Originally posted by Meizu LMAO seriously sweet!
i think the only characters who can do kakashis '1000 years of pain' attack and really do damage are the demonbrothers.. if not for the poison then just for the pure sharp-ness of the claws lol

sweet i have another talent! My first talent was writing stories for Oh my what is Orochimaru doing? :blink should i be proud of writing yaoi stories?

anyways yeah demon bros are actually the inventors of 1000 years of pain.Heres the headline in the newspaper!

Brothers invent new secret jutso!
(article)Earlier today two brothers were fooling around with jutsos.Coincedentally they figured a new move too powerful thats it must be kept secret!
~next weeks edition~
Brothers banned from using secret jutso!
(article)The brothers who had just last week discovered a secret jutso, were banned from using it due to the amount of deaths caused by them using it on people who thought it would be funny to be poked in the butt.Meizu had this to say:
Meizu:Well we gave them what we wanted...me and my brother are not affected by the poison.
and now they r getting revenge for kakashi stealing their move,hence the name Demon Brothers

roflmfao that was fun to write!

[cloin]

Sounds like you should be writing instead of Kishimoto.

[Ketari-san]

wow thanks for the compliment :D

[Meizu]

lmao! sweet

how would you like to be head of project 'DemonBrothers' which pretty much means your single handedly making random kickass stories staring demonBrothers with guest stars such as kakashi, shino, naruto, zabuza etc.

lol you have the skill! use it for me damnit

[cloin]

They should do a spin off in which Zabuza, Haku, and the Demon Brothers all share an apartment and have to try to get along.

[Cholisose]

They should do a spin off in which Zabuza, Haku, and the Demon Brothers all share an apartment and have to try to get along.

LOL, that would be awesome. It'd make a funny fanfiction, at least.

[cloin]

Zabuza: Who ate the last of the potato chips? I was saving some for the game tonight.

Haku: Pardon Zabuza-san, I ate the last of them last night.

*Zabuza's eyes narrow and the background goes all squigly with lines*

Zabuza: Hakuuuuu!!! Kukuku, with this "decapitating knife" I will punish you for eating the last of my potato chips. Suiton!

The Demon Bros in unison: Oh that Zabuza.

[Ketari-san]

Meizu that would be awesome
i'll be the official random story writer for this club!
WHEEEE!! i have a job!

[cloin]

Well get to work then foo! :P

[Ketari-san]

~This week, on Apartment Survivor!~
Meizu:AHHH!!! I cant TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Kakashi:What its only been 5 minutes since this stupid show started.
Meizu:I know but its a total guy show!Not even the snack girl is hanging out!
Jiraiya:Well...as they say in jail...dont drop the soap in the communal shower.
DB's: :blink...omg were in trouble...we wish Zabuza werent dead...

[Ketari-san]

what i dont get is i hear of meizu...but what about his other brother?No one knows on the internet!

[cloin]

His name is Gouzu.

[Ketari-san]

swweeeet Gouzo and Meizu...2 more guys to add to my teh smexiest chars...which hold all the guys in naruto(cuz ima girl)

[cloin]

You're a girl eh? And the Demon Bro's are sexy? It must be the masks and horns.

[Ketari-san]

yeah dont forget their hair too :glomp -ing would happen

:blink whoa i gave u guys a bed mental image huh? lemme think for a while...

[Meizu]

lol awesome ketari-san!
^_^ a girl?! feel free to PM me anytime! :wink :amuse
*lmao j/k j/k*
*hugs lucky* dont kill me
poor DemonBro's lol, im guessing the main cast are demonbrothers, the Ghost of Zabuza and whoever you want =P.

[cloin]

Haha, that's awesome. Zabuza appears to the Demon Bros as a phantom onlooker and sage, dead jedi style.

[Ketari-san]

lol poor Gouzu and Meizu...they get a hapy ending tho...
~Next weeks episode~
Gouzu: omg im scarred for life :blink
Meizu: :amazed me too bro...me too
*watches as Kakashi kicks Jiraiyas butt*
DB's: Wow a sannin being beat by a sensei...
Kakashi:*sighs*
DB's: Well the week is up and we r out of here!
*a girl walks in*
Girl :Hi is this that show?
*DB's kick Kakashi and Jiraiya out of the house*
Yeah! We r the only two left so uhhh...yah *thinks*OMG!! Its :glomp -ing time!*
Girl: ohh i see...:) *thinks* wow these two are uuuuubbbeeeerr sexy*
DBS: So uhhh ur cute!
Girl: Thanks! And ur smexy!
~cont next post~

[Ketari-san]

~continued~
Girl: sooooo what do u wanna do?
DBs: We thought we were doing a good example of what we wanted to do...
Girl: :blink.... ummm u guys realize ur both boys right?
Gouzo: ???... SICCO!!!! * kills the girl*
Meizu: :amazed....good going ace...u just killed the only girl who thought we were smexy
*special guest...ME! rofl!* Hahaha! Ur wrong! I'm here smexy guys!
DB's: Sweet! A fangirl!
:blink....this line is no longer available due to its contents.

roflmfao hahaha!

EDIT: srry for double posting :sweatdrop

[Meizu]

O_O i wish i had a fangirl like you lol

*gets ass kicked by lucy*

[Lord Of Reapers]

can i join

[Ketari-san]

wtf? where is everyone? Meizu? Hello? Echo!!

im lonely XD

[cloin]

Has anyone taken this thing over yet? I'd really like to be considered a member at some point. I'd rather not just throw the affiliation in my signature when I'm not officially sanctioned.

[Ketari-san]

i want to be a helper! yay! ur back the colin! wait....wheres Meizu??? :blink i miss him! XD

[cloin]

Not sure, don't think I've seen him active in the last couple of days. He's probably on a pilgrimage to gain the power to match your fanfiction writing prowess.

[Ketari-san]

XD yeah he has to train for a year before he can be a good fanperson like me hahah!
hes going to Oros mansion to get power....so he can right stories like me lol

[cloin]

You might have some competition if that happens.

[Ketari-san]

well i wont let it happen! because IM going to Oros mansion! and helping him for power! :blink whoa....thats scary...anyways...he will never defeat me! becuase ima fanGIRL and hes a fanBOY lol

[cloin]

Good point, he'll never be able to sink to such creative levels of fandom and perversion :P

[Ketari-san]

you got that right! im the ruler of all that is perverted and disgusting...especially when it comes to Orochimaru,Kabuto,Sasuke and me and my mind XD
need proof?
click this:
http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=32632&page=2
i warn you not for the weak of heart haha!

[cloin]

Yeah... I doubt anyone can rival something like that.

[Ketari-san]

lol i love that thread..but its old :( i want to post more stories like i did...anyways...any requests for a story about teh DB's? ill be happy to post some :P

[cloin]

Haha, no thanks. Me being a guy that would be a tad bit weird.

[narutorulez]

oh man the demon bothers are so cool! i wanna join

[Ketari-san]

^wow...nice avy man...im repping u for that its so smexy!
*reps you then adds ur avy char to my list of most smexy chars XD*

fine i write a story for the sake of this FC! yess its been forever since i posted one too...
here we go..
*its sunny and the Dbs decide to go swimming*
Meizu:Oh yeah! Here we come pool!
Gouzu:Yay! Pooly pooly pool!
Meizu:*stops walking and looks at Gouzu*Man...that is SO not how ur supposed to act...
Gouzu:Srry...im a bit excited!
Meizu:Ok! C'mon!
*get to the pool and find Sasu,Sakura,and Naru hanging out with Kakashi*
Kakashi:Now kids...you know ur not supposed to swim at least an hour after you eat ok?
Sasu,Saku,Naru:Yes kakashi-sensei...
Meizu:Gouzu heres our chance!
Gouzu:No..to many people.
Meizu:fine..
*both jump in*
Kakashi:Well glad i didnt eat! See ya! *jumps in*
*the pool is suddenly still*
Meizu:What happened?
Gouzu:Thats what you get for bringing you weapons in the pool...
roflmao XD i like that one! srry for it being uber long tho :sweatdrop

[cloin]

How about the Demon Bros gain ultimate revenge upon Kakashi by peeing in the pool?

[Sayo]

why did you start it all over, u could simply put the older member list in and make a copy of the FC. . .
oh and btw, you still can, just add all of the older members that used to be in it 2 . .

[Ketari-san]

^the colin...they didnt pee...XD Meizu brought his poison weapons into the pool...the poison got rinsed off...rofl the water killed everyone there!

[cloin]

Ah I see. I was just suggesting that they could also just unleash a golden torrent to drown out their enemies.

[Ketari-san]

^XD i should have considered that...hmmm...im thinking of another...or maybe..i should go on Yahoo for some reason...

[cloin]

Fishing for ideas on Yahoo? For shame. What would Meizu think?

[Ketari-san]

oops i mean yahoo messanger XD
more story!
*Meizu is actually being folloed by me!*
Meizu:So...wanna go to my place?
Me:Sure!*thinks omg hes gonna try and smex me! I'll DIE!*
*we walk to Meizus apartment*
Meizu:*puts on soft music and lights candles*
Me:So..ummm....what you wanna do?
Meizu:This...*shows me a pic from a mag*
Me:Really! Ok! Lets do it!
*Meizu starts to fix my hair up*
Meizu:Omg you would look sooo much cuter if ur hair was this color!
Me:Thanks!
*Gouzu enters*
Gouzu:Hey!Ur sposed to smex her!
Meizu:No..its a makeover appointment!
Gouzu:Ohh...fine i'll smex her then!
Me:No! i like meizu better!
Gouzu:fine! *walks away*
Meizu:Tahnks cutesy!
Me:No problem...:glomp -s Meizu. GOT YA!
srry for another long @ss story...

[cloin]

Hahaha, I can't wait for him to see this.

[Ketari-san]

u can bet ur @ss! Meizu will be SOOOO proud! He will have to pay me for this talent you know | \
hehehe im thinking of a SHORT story k?
~the DB's are really really hungry!~
Meizu:man let go to Ichirakus!
Gouzu:I love it!but i want dumplings!
Meizu:Ramen!
Gouzu: Dumplings!
Meizu:Ramen!
Gouzu: Dumplings!
Meizu: Dumplings!
Gouzu:Ramen! Ha! Lets go eat!
Meizu:*thinks*hahaha! baka he'll notice hours after we eat XD
~they eat~
Meizu:You pay!
Gouzu:You pay!
Meizu:I'll pay!
Gouzu:I'll pay! Hah! *pays* Lets go!
Meizu:*thinks*hahaha! idiot!
i thought it was short o_O

[cloin]

Gouzu isn't too bright is he?

[Ketari-san]

unfortuneatly..Gouzu is not the sharpest tool in the shed..hes just the smexy good look guy! Meizu has the smarts...lol
but i'm still on the drool for both!
Gouzu:Hey! That fangirl thinks im dumb!
Me:yes a little...but ur smexier than meizu!
Meizu:Hey! that fangirl just called me ugly!
Me:yes a little...but ur smarter than Gouzu!
Gouzu:Hey!-
Me:*thinks* this is gonna be a looooooooooonnngg night...

[cloin]

But Gouzu has the bad ass cape? Surely that counts for something?

[Ketari-san]

fine...the cape counts as the smarts...fashion smarts i guess XD
they r both the smex tho..no matter how smart or sexy!

[cloin]

Do you think they pushed Haku around like a little girl since they were bigger and cooler?

[Ketari-san]

hmmm...i cant be too sure...perhaps they did push him around...or maybe they forced him?her?to get their food XD...and since Haku was always wearing dresses..this happend..
Gouzu:*to Meizu*Yeah! Lets peek up her dress!
Meizu:*to Gouzu*sure...*this cant be good*
*they look*
DB's:OMG....OMG IMA HURL!
Moral of the story:Never peek up a mysterious genders dress XD
roflmao hahaha

[cloin]

Moral of the story:Never peek up a mysterious genders dress XD
roflmao hahaha

Hey you have to find out somehow, don't you? I'm more of a fan of the crotch grope when I'm confronted with a mysterious gender. Perhaps the DB should have just employed this method.

[Ketari-san]

Actually...the DB's couldnt use that approach becasue Zabuza would rape them for touching his...uhh...lets say "tool"
by rape i mean pwnage bye his BIG ASS SWORD!
so they had to peek...they learned their lesson tho..they will try it next time XD

[cloin]

They could always do it when Zabuza was taking a nap and then lie when questioned. Who are you going to believe,two hardened missing nin or a pansy boy?

[Ketari-san]

o_O you dont know Zabuza then...he can smell when ur fear of being found out...so when ur lying he can smell it...other than that i would trust the pansy boy..he might be pansy but hes fast! and hes sort of teh cute too..i would go out with him if he were a little different...but i think id go with the nins :)

[Ketari-san]

YAYA! Meizu just sent me a mssage
hes back! YAY! my fanboy is here! XD (jk hes not mine...OUR 1st Fanperson is here!)

[cloin]

i would go out with him if he were a little different

Don't you mean if he were a little less dead?

[Ketari-san]

^well yeah...actually yes thats what i mean XD
poor haku..he was hot a little bit :blink cuz ima girl

[cloin]

Haha, we're such losers. How long have we been on here?

[Meizu]

I
HAVE
RETURNED!!

I am back everyone! hehe, seems you fanboys and girls have been taking good care of my little hangout while i was gone. Ketari-san seriously nice work on the DB-shirt stories lol, and on Haku i think Haku could easily avoid there little 'test' but most likely liked the attention // :amuse lol and most liekly the reaction, both throwing up and then in a pure sick moment as they keep throwing up over and over since with the masks it has no way to go...but back in... and back out.... lol

and yes my loyal fangirl im drop dead sexy.... and smart... ^^ hehe lol

DEMON BRONTHERS RULE!
i want THIS fc instead of starting another cuz seriously i dont want to lose all this seriously cool posting!

[cloin]

My posting is way below cool.

[Meizu]

My posting is way below cool.

lmao, i guess it can be seen as both, your posting and your intertaining O_o so its good buddy boy! this FC holds the best twisted and perverted mind of all time.... maybe we should just make an group within ourselves of anime fandom.. me the leader of course and we can talk about random crap and iwrite random story crap lol

[cloin]

Speaking of random crap, I believe it's time for shameless self promotion. Join my new FC! It's all about hating that wanker Baki. Did you know that he had impure relations with Haku? Yeah, it's true. If you don't like that, join my club!

Back on topic, should we commision Ketari-san to write some official fanfics that we could circulate and promote the DB's kick-assnitude?

[Meizu]

that was what i was thinking, a bunch of short stories and then one major big storie, like the side stories like she is doing now and then one real fanfic.

[Ketari-san]

YAYA!!! Meizu is BACK!!! SMEXY FANBOY!! XD jk but u ARE a cute guy! Meizu has the smarts...and the looks! Gouzu has only the hot look...i love their hair tho! i wanna run my fingers through it! any guy with long hair is really really smexy (long is considered about eye length in a REAL guy haha!)but in cartoons it has to be jaw length i guess...anyways more stories!

~the DBs want stories~
Meizu: Yay! Books! Everywhere!Lets buy some!
Gouzu: Ok! I want some cookbooks...I MEAN I WANT SOME BOOKS ON HOW TO KILL PEOPLE!!!1
Meizu: Riiiiigggghhttt....you go do that buddy...
~they pick out their books~
Meizu: Ok i got 5 books how much you have??
Gouzu :About 20 cookboo-i mean about 20 how to kill books!
Meizu: Oooo-k...dont hurt yourself calling cookbooks how to kill books!
~they go to the register~
Salesperson: That'll be...95.99 please!
Meizu: What??? 95.99?? why not make it $96?
SP: dunno...company policy...*points to sign*
~sign says~ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES! TO BE SAID...WHEN ANY CASE THE TOTAL PRICE COMES TO $$.99,EXACT CHANGE MUST BE GIVEN!!
Meizu: Thats the crappiest rule ive ever heard!
SP: srry...but thats the way it has to be!
Meizu: Lousy...gay...stupid....*hands over money*Lets go Gouzu!
Gouzu: MM-kay!*is reading at the same time*
SP: Sir! You gave me $96! EXACT change MUST be givven!!
Meizu: GOD DAMNIT!!! GOUZU LETS GO!!!
Gouzu: YAAAYYY!!!
~they kill everyone there~
Meizu: Hurry up! Before the police come!
Gouzu: Ok!
~they run home~
srry for ANOTHER long story i have a knack for them XD

[cloin]

I think we need to have us a good old fashioned Naruto Fan wedding for you guys. Just imagine, you two could have Demon Bros figurines on top of the cake :P

[Ketari-san]

yes...we should get married XD
i think i might be available let me check my agenda...
yeah im free for the week until i have school...:( then i cant talk to Meizu-kun

rofl i have no idea for a story...

[Lucy Elfenlied]

O_O i wish i had a fangirl like you lol

*gets ass kicked by lucy*

WTF?! And I who thought I was your fan girl! :iik

And yes, I kick your ass...

http://files2.helgon.net/Gallery/{AF8/{AF827B45-0900-4970-B2E0-A04529EA89AD}.jpg

By the way, soon I will make a new memberlist with all the ones who has requested to join. They who have requested can consider themselves as members. I say this with the authority of beeing the 2:nd Brother.

[cloin]

I'm officially sanctioned. Man I rule so hard.

[Triggenism]

I wanna join i think the Demon brothers are stronger than they showed off in that episode with kakashi please let me join!

[cloin]

To join you must first meditate upon the highest mountain in the world for 6 months while starving yourself. Once you reach a state of inner peace and enlightenment, the Demon Brothers will appear to you in ephemeral form. If your fandom is pure, they will impart upon you knowledge and wisdom, and you will be allowed to descend the mountain and join this club.

[Meizu]

WTF?! And I who thought I was your fan girl! :iik

And yes, I kick your ass...

http://files2.helgon.net/Gallery/{AF8/{AF827B45-0900-4970-B2E0-A04529EA89AD}.jpg

By the way, soon I will make a new memberlist with all the ones who has requested to join. They who have requested can consider themselves as members. I say this with the authority of beeing the 2:nd Brother.

LOL comeon lucy you know your my fangirl, and im greatful for it :laugh

Me and Ketari-san get married?!
your talking about 'meizu' as in me right?! lmao!!!
humm getting married sounds interesting but i think a few other girls in this forum might fight for that honor, after all i am smart and pure sexy..

BTW lucy... make me unoffical 1rst brother.
i run this damn Fc and want some credit! lmao.
*counts the colin and ketari-san as minions* muahahah :cool

The next DB eps. to appear are!
"demon brothers goto the hotspring!"
"Gouzu discovers himself!! and wont stop!!"
"return of Zabuza! and the infamus floating pinapple of the hidden mist!"
"demon brothers raid konoha burgerking!"
"Who pissed in the demonbrothers puddle?"
"Return of the Fangirl!!"
"The fangirl *censored* Meizu! over! and over!"
"DemonBrothers star in an Episode of 'cops' "
~~Many many more~~
ALL WRITEN BY ketari-san ^_^ cuz im lazy

[Lord Of Reapers]

who are the demon brothers and can i join

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Triggenism and Reaper of Souls, welcome to one of the coolest fc's! :thumbs

Meizu, I made you unofficially 1st DB.

[Lord Of Reapers]

Thank you! :smile-big

[Ketari-san]

^ oh! i was gone srry :( but gr8 ideas meizu! yes im writing one now!

~Tonight! on Cops!~
Konoha PD:We got 2 identical brothers running to the hot springs you got it Alpha 1-niner?
Alpha 1-niner:Got ya covered!
KPD:FREEZE! You have the right to remain silent!
Gouzu:WTF??? We dont EVER talk! Dammit all!
Meizu:*whispers to Meizu*You dummy! you blew it that we never talk...
KPD: Put ur hands behind ur back...NOW!
Meizu:Hehehe shouldnt have made us mad...Zabuza!The police department is sexually harrasing Haku!(who apparently is alive XD)
~Zabuzas ghost appears and looks pissed OFF!~
Zabuza:WTF?? ur DEAD!!*kills the PD*
Meizu:Thanks man!
Gouzu:Yeah! Ur the best thats why we worship you!
Zabuza:No prblem...anytime right?
Meizu: Ok anytime....
~Alpha 1-niner remains~
A 1-niner:*shoots the DB's with a tranq. gun*Haha! Got ya!
Meizu:Crap...we fell for it...EVASIVE ACTION!
Gouzu: Damn.we fell for it...SMOKE THIS COP!
*the DB's kill Alpha 1-niner*
DB's:YAAAAYY!!!! *both pass out*

Next issue...The DBs are depressed! Starring these people:Meizu the fanBOY Ketari-san,Lucy and the colin!
hmm do i mean Meizu as in the Db Meizu? i guess soo...but i am SO willing to fight these fangirls to marry the Meizu here XD jk jk dont kill me...we can SHARE him!
Edit:Changed the name and story my previous one sucked majorly!(i was in a hurry too )

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Next issue...Gouzu has discovered what its like to not be a virgin! Starring these people:Meizu the fanBOY Ketari-san,Lucy and the colin!
hmm do i mean Meizu as in the Db Meizu? i guess soo...but i am SO willing to fight these fangirls to marry the Meizu here XD jk jk dont kill me...we can SHARE him!

Hmm... The Demon Brothers are my brothers, just so you know, Ketari-san. And I have a crush in Itachi. Do annyone here know where he might be? :headscrat

So about Meizu and Meizu: If you mean marrying Meizu in the DB, I don't think I have any concerns about that... Mayby that it is qiute big age-gap between you two. But exept that I don't know.
If you mean Meizu the unofficially owner here, then I have more to say. But I'm glad that you are willing to share him. :amuse

[Ketari-san]

Edit:Not my best sadly... my bro was out of the shower and was reading it o_O
Edit again:Im redoing the story cuz that bit major @ss and it dissappointed me so here we go :D
ok the Dbs are feeling a little depressed...
Meizu:Aww...i hate mondays....i dont wanna go anywhere or kill anyone...
Gouzu:Same here bro....lets watch house of 1000 corpses...really violent!
Meizu: o_O dude dont ever say 1000 in front of me! Remember previous posts by Ketari-san?
~flashback~
*Teh DB's invent a secret jutso!...*
~end flashback~
Meizu:And hence! thats how kakashi becam known as the "copy ninja"
Gouzu:Ohhh..i thought it was becasue he copied over 100 moves with his sharingan...
Meizu:*punches Gouzu*now im even MORE depressed! thanks alot...
*doorbell rings*
Meizu: Gouzu get the door please...
Gouzu: *opens door*What the?...who are you??
*special guests Ketari-san Meizu Lucy Elfenlied and the colin enter*
Meizu-kun: We are here to cheer you up!
Lucy Elfenlied: Yeah! Lets get you happy and back to killing people! its boring without a few deaths here and there
Ketari-san: Wheee!! look whos on the couch! should i glomp him?nooo! i cant make up my mind! Meizu-kun or the depressed version?
Lucy: I get the non-depressed version! :glomp -s Meizu-kun
*wait one thing.Depressed meizu will be referred to as dM for short and regular Meizu will be Meizu-kun*
Ketari-san: Ohhh...no fair! we are supposed to share him! what do u think Meizu-kun?
Meizu-kun: uhhh....:glomp -s both Lucy and Ketari*
Lucy and Ketari: Yay! he likes us both!
the colin: anyone noticed i havent said anything for the whole time?..
dM: mmm-kay...i feel a little better...but...i need a GF...
~end of this posts story so far~
next time! willl depressed Meizu get his wish? will the colin get more lines? who knows!
yaya! im back! but i have school for 3 weeks :(

[Shadow117]

I'd be honored to join the Oni Brothers FC, sign me up if you don't mind. They were the best team of characters on the series. ( Just too damn bad they didn't get their cut of the series, only 1 episode :cussing :crying )

[Meizu]

on the normal im an one fan-girl kinda guy, but if lucy is willing to share i guess its all good hehe.

That was kinda weak on the gouzu girl thing, lol maybe you can re-do it another time.. i just picture a baby with one of those maskes on wrapped in an blanket so it looks like a cloak with those creepy eyes and the same hair as his daddy ;P cute baby lol

welcome shadow117

[Lord Of Reapers]

i just noticed the blinking letters under your name thats HOT how did you do that

[Meizu]

i just noticed the blinking letters under your name thats HOT how did you do that

You talking to me? if you are those letters are part of my Avatar.
its a '.gif' the person who made it for me did it as a bonus
:amuse

BTW i like that pic of the reaper with the two hooks, both your avatar and sig pic. think you can send me an bigger verson of your avatar so i can add it to my collection of random cool pics? my e-mail is in my profile.
where is that from?

[Ketari-san]

ohh btw...im back now! i got school tho so i cant stay on for long...:(
i miss everyone here!

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Hey ho everyonne, happy to see that you are still alive!
And welcome to Shadow 117! :thumbs

Ketari-san, if you like to you could call me just Lucy. And did you read that I said about the Demon Brothers? Just wondering. :amuse

[Lord Of Reapers]

Can i be the leader now?

[cloin]

If you want to be leader, I imagine you'll have to duel Meizu for it, because I believe he's already thrown his bid in on it.

[Lord Of Reapers]

Well then BRING IT ON Meizu

[cloin]

This ought to be good.

[Ketari-san]

yosh! the colins back! ok lucy i'll call you lucy :laugh
just to let everyone know i HAVE redone the gay story i have created.its now known as the dbs are depressed XD
so whats up with everyone today?

[cloin]

Did I ever leave?

[Ketari-san]

yes u left us i think for a little bit now im mad jk

[cloin]

Sorry, I'll never leave again.

[Ketari-san]

lol thats ok

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Can i be the leader now?
You know.... Meizu is the unoficcaly leader, and I'm second in charge... so if you wish to be the leader you have to fight both me and Meizu... :P

[Lord Of Reapers]

Well in that case bring it on(pull out scythe)

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Umm... scythe??? Anyway, I don't think they will be any problem... :evil

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/56/Elfen_Lied_ep2_Vectors.jpg

[Lord Of Reapers]

Yea its the weapon the grim reaper carries

[Ketari-san]

you know...not only will u have to go through Meizu AND Lucy....but u must also go throough me....im not a 1st or 2nd official brother...but...i will protect them with my life! hahah you dont stand a chance Reaper of Souls becasue...my friends shall catch you and make endure terrible things...being naked on a bed with Micheal Jackson XD
hi everyone!

[Lord Of Reapers]

I took his soul after the 2nd surgery now hes just a child lovin zombie

[Rin <3]

Reaper of souls do you get some sleep? because you where online maybe last 3:30 and your still online now.

Man! you are realy busy!!!

[Lord Of Reapers]

Of course I sleep

[Rin <3]

Whatever you say

[Lord Of Reapers]

Ive only been on since 3pm eastern time what 9hrs ill go to bed around 1-130

[Rin <3]

ok

i like what youve done to your avatar its more cuter

[Lord Of Reapers]

thank you very much

[Rin <3]

your welcome (hehehe)

well i gotta go now

[Lord Of Reapers]

bye cya later

[Ketari-san]

evil reaper of souls....well..ok..im glad u fixed micheal... but dont change orochimaru-sama i love him as he is....the guy who does his voice sounds cute...hes prolly like 25-35 lol...OMG thinking about about that is making me laugh....

i wonder who makes the voice for The Dbs...wait have they ever talked??

[Lord Of Reapers]

Now they havent talked

[Ketari-san]

how gay...i hear them in my dreams...they speak like angels lmao
i wish they could reappear and pwnz someone!

GROUND BREAKING NEWS!!!~:My friend in math class said the DBs were weak! I resent that! he also called sharingan...sharigan....it dont matter tho...i used to call it sharigan too

[cloin]

Eh? The Demon Bros spoke. They had moderately deep voices that were distorted by their masks.

And the Demon Bros only seemed weak because they had the misfortune of facing Kakashi.

[Ketari-san]

thats what i told him.They got whacked in the throat...
Yay! i didnt know them and didnt care for them at the time...SHAME ON ME!!! *gets whacked on head with a newspaper*
i know them now so...i must hear their voices! and find out the actor who does it yeah?

yay! the colin is talking now!
any ideas for a new story?

[cloin]

They said something to the effect of "first one" when they cut Kakashi to pieces, then they said "second one" when they tried to slice Naruto up, and then after Sasuke pinned their chain to the tree Gouzu says something like "it won't come out?" Then of course there was the grunt that Gouzu made when Kakashi gave him the clothesline from hell.

Ideas for stories eh? I haven't slept for 48 hours, so story conceptualization is beyond me right now. Besides, you're far better at that than I am.

[Ketari-san]

lol...gouzu....you said he made a grunt and said it wont come out?....*naughty thoughts*
roflmfao how cool...now i gotta watch that episode again.

~Where are the DB's?~
Zabuza:I wonder where those two are at...
Haku:Zabuza-sama...perhaps killing people...
Kakashi:Yeah...u know how they can be...
Sasuke: Of course!Always killing and rushing off!
Naruto: Hey...i think they r busy!
Sakura: And they r cute too!
*special guest me again*
Ketari-san:Katon Gokakkyu no jutso! thats MY line only!
Sasuke: :amazed....wow.....
Zabuza:ever considered joing us mist nins?
Ketari:but that was fire!
Zabuza:So?
*snores are heard*
Zabuza:*looks under the couch*Grampa! get out from under couch! *whacks Gramps with his sword*
~sounds are heard from another room~
Ketari:Nani? *investigates*OMG!! Meizu! Gouzu! how could you!!
*cut due to its contents.Lets just say theres no girl and they r naked*
Db's: Uhh...its not what it looks like!
Ketari: Did i say you could watch porn and jerk off the whole day! Fall out! and get showered...
Db's: Hai! Right away!
Zabuza:...... shouldve known...

wth was i thinking of when i wrote this..??

[cloin]

wth was i thinking of when i wrote this..??

I don't know, but I declare you the ultimate fan girl.

[Ketari-san]

when was i NOT the ultimate fan girl? i'll come up with another!

~Romeo and Juliet~
Meizu:Yosh! school play night! im trying out for romeo! so i can kiss Juliet!
Gouzu:no fair...i'll be some random dude who has no name then...
*they try out*
Meizu:Yosh! I got the part of Romeo! What did u get?
Gouzu:*gulps* uhh....the random dude?
Meizu:Swweet! Lets go rehearse!
~night of the play~
Meizu:Juliet?Where arst thou?
Gouzu:Romeo,Romeo.Wherefore art thou Romeo?
Meizu:*thinks* WTH!!!! AHHHH!!!
Gouzu:*telepathicly to Meizu*Srry bro...shoulda told you...
Meizu:*ugghhhh* Kisses "Juliet"
~after play~
Meizu:Im never speaking to you again! I have never been so embarrassed in my life! and in front of my fangirls!
Gouzu:Same for me...
*fangirls run up*
FGs:YAY!! can we kiss you? yaoi is SOOOOO HOT!!!
Meizu:Well...ok!
Gouzu:See?

yaya! Meizu and Gouzu yaoi? Meizu-kun wont be too happy...thats why they get yaoi fans like me too...XD

[Ketari-san]

aww wtf??? where is everyone? uve abandoned the Db's!! now they will kill you....*waits for the DB;s to kill you*

[cloin]

I haven't abandoned anyone, I've just been sleeping more and more.

[Gempachi]

I shall join the Demon Brothers Reborn FC...for the demon brothers look far more badass than anybody else in the show. So, do I have the permission to join?

[Lord Of Reapers]

I am the Demon Bros.! I just fused them into myself to make the semi-ultimate being

[Ketari-san]

ohh! u guys r soo making me hapy again! the colin and reaper of souls are posting! yay for me XD

no story idea

[cloin]

It looks my brother (Gempachi) will be posting occassionally as well.

[Ketari-san]

ok tell him that would be awesome :Jir_thumb :D

[Lucy Elfenlied]

To join you must first meditate upon the highest mountain in the world for 6 months while starving yourself. Once you reach a state of inner peace and enlightenment, the Demon Brothers will appear to you in ephemeral form. If your fandom is pure, they will impart upon you knowledge and wisdom, and you will be allowed to descend the mountain and join this club.
Gempachi, I belive this is the answer at your question ^ :P

bettymae, I just must ask this question: Are you just a guest, or do you wish to join, or are you already a member but have changed nickname? I'm updating the memberlist and such information is good for me to know. But since you haven't requested to join, I just let it be. :amuse

By the way, how do you make those buttons?

[Lord Of Reapers]

I am the lost Demon brother

[cloin]

Has anyone seen Meizu around? I just noticed I haven't seen him in a while.

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Has anyone seen Meizu around? I just noticed I haven't seen him in a while.
His computer "is being really retarded", as he said to me.

Someone here who could tell me how to do those buttons???

[Lord Of Reapers]

What buttons

[cloin]

The spoiler buttons?
[*spoiler=what you want the button to say]whatever you're wanting the button to show when clicked[/spoiler]

Don't type that asteric in that first part though, I just put that there so it wouldn't make this into a button.

[Lucy Elfenlied]

I am Lucy and I gonna fuck Itachi.... loooong... and when I'm finnished he won't want to have annyone else as his mistress/girlfriend.
And the Demon Brothers are my stepsiblings.
Please keep in mind that I'm tired.... then I say things like this.... :sweatdrop

[Lord Of Reapers]

Wow do you need help?

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Probably, and I forgot that Itachi will have problems with the walking.... If I ever ended up in the Naruto world, no man and presumably nor woman would be safe from my perverted thoughts!
When I'm tired I can become like this, hope no one feel offended. :oh

[Lord Of Reapers]

Im not offended at all (once again shiver at thought that Lucy might go after a woman)

[cloin]

Haha, it's practically impossible to offend me.

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Reaper of Souls, wouldn't it be a lie to say that you wouldn't like to bury your face in Tsunades boobs? I wouldn't say no if I got the chance. Kurenai is sweet too.... and Haku. And of course all the others.

I know they are cartoons, but then it's good that I have my own boobs to pinch. Nearly the same size as Tsunades... :D
I really REALLY should go to bed now! :sweatdrop

[Lord Of Reapers]

Naw I like humans boobs the best, but if I were to go into the anime world......lets just say I'd have a lot of baby mommas

[Lucy Elfenlied]

GOOD NIGHT everyonne... I'm going to bed.... z z z

[Ketari-san]

good night Lucy!

the colin i know i could offend you! becasue...im evil XD jk jk

[cloin]

You've said some bizarre stuff so far that has come nowhere near offending me.

[Ketari-san]

well then i'll have to try harder then! I will offend you if its the last thing i do!!! lol

[cloin]

Alright, I'll accept that challenge. It cannot be done.

[Ketari-san]

I'll try tomorrow...becasue i dont feel like insulting you right now rofl

but...i still have no idea for a DB story...

[cloin]

You can't insult me, I insult myself on a regular basis. And inspiration for a new story will hit you sooner or later.

[Ketari-san]

....im too lazy to write a story right now...and im too lazy to insult you...theres my excuse lol

~Working at Wal-Mart!~

Customer:Sup? i want a pack of ciggarettes please!
Meizu: Ok...but how old are you?
customer:umm...21?
Meizu:Sorry..I'll need some ID.You sounded unsure of urself.
Customer:Fine..*brings out a library card*
Gouzu:Cool! you have ID!! *hands over pack*
Customer: Thanks! *runs off*
Meizu:*slpas Gouzu's head* Idiot!! Hes only 14....
Gouzu: Ooops..oh well not like one more death will hurt anyone!

~This issue of Konoha Daily!~

ARTICLE:This week,the body of 14 year old Uchiha Sasuke was found by Uzumkai Naruto,his closest friend. Naruto had this to say,
"I dont know who did this...but i will kill them!"
Meizu: One persons death doesnt make a difference huh??
Gouzu:.......

i said i was too lazy to post a story but i made one anyway :D

[cloin]

I love the idea of Sasuke smoking himself into an early grave.

[Ketari-san]

it does seem sweet doesnt it? sadly..they confused the body for some other lowly person...and sasuke is still alive...becasue ima fangirl of him too :D

dont hate him...hate the fanpeople (except me XD)

[Lucy Elfenlied]

If I made one of those stories, they would probably become weird... like me.... yesterday...
But where went the one when Gouzu became a father?



Gouzu had been to Zabuza and Haku for te. It had been a nice evening and he was waiting for the buss. He sat down, fell half asleep untill a women sat down beside him. He thought she was a bit too close so he moved a bit. Then he noticed her dressing: Almost nothing!

The half-naked women: A night for some love, don't you think?
Gouzu: ???
Women: Only five bugs for you, cutie! :wink
She almost sat in Gouzu's knee
Gouzu: Five bugs for what??? :confused
Women: You look like you could need some love, so I thought I would give you a special offer...
Now she sat in Gouzu's knee
Gouzu: You want me to pay you five bugs so you will have sex with me???
Women: What do you think about that? One lifetime offer, you know... :wink
Gouzu: I don't think you know who I am miss...
Woman: ???
Gouzu: I am Gouzu, one of the famoust Demon Brothers!
Woman: ... who???
Gouzu: You know... if I wasn't so tired, I would kill you for beeing so annoying. But now I'm too tired and besides you are a women... people get so upset when I kill or hit woman... So I suggest you buy some clothes, it looks cold.

He raised and ran home instead, bored and tired. The women looked after him, long in the face, never knowing who she had met.

Please Ketari-san, I'm not trying to compete with you. I alredy know you make better stories than me. :thumbs

[Lord Of Reapers]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY everybody

[cloin]

Howdy R to the O to the S.

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Do you know the diffrence between Michael Jackson and Orochimaru?
No.
Both like little cildren, but Orochimaru is gay!!! :nuts

I am probably as weird as yesterday....

[Ketari-san]

Lucy that story was good :D

god damn i just got home from school AND i had to walk AND im wearing dark clothes AND i had P.E. last period AND its frickin 85-90 degrees outside!!!

too many ands....

Lucy i have edited the one where gouzu became a father...its know known as The DB's are depressed!! (i'll remake the Gouzu=Father whenever...im too lazy right now XD)

whats new all you DB fanpeople?

[Lucy Elfenlied]

I am weird, miss Meizu-kun, and can't help to wonder how many celcius 85-90 degrees will become as well as what time you have, Ketari-san.
I have also translated a depressed poem I wrote some time ago.
And that's right... I have killed Reapers of Souls, just so you know...

[Ketari-san]

WHATTT???!! I wanted to kill REaper of Souls :(

jk...hmm...

Gouzu and Meizu smexing me XD thats my story

jk jk :D

[Lucy Elfenlied]

What have he done to you? Just wondering. Because... if it is something serious I belive someone could ressurect him so you could kill him. :D

By the way... http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/eglacirion/smilies/goodnight.gif

[Ketari-san]

he do nothing..but he insulkt u and meizu-kun...and that angered me *is mad*

thats why..

nighty night Lucy!!

the colin dont stop posting!! i want to talk to someone!!1

[Ketari-san]

the colin? are u sleeping??

srry for double posting!!!

[Lucy Elfenlied]

he do nothing..but he insulkt u and meizu-kun...and that angered me *is mad*
Yes, therfore I killed the bastard. I call him that because I want to.
I might ressurect him just for the joy of killing him again... But if I do I tell you, ok? :amuse

[Ketari-san]

ok yayaya!!! now...whats new everyone?

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Ketari-san, I don't want to compete with your stories, but I had such weird dream so I came up with this story. And felt that I wanted to share it with the rest.

I was going to Haku's and Zabuza's place, Haku had asked me to come because he wanted to bake but didn't know what to bake and didn't have any recipe. So he had called me.

*the phone rings*
Haku: Hello Lucy, what's up for today?
Lucy: Hello Haku! Well, the only thing I have planed is in the evening, when we are going to have coffe and a nice time... why asking?
Haku: Umm... I was going to bake, but discovered I don't have any cookery book... so I don't know what to bake... Could you help me, please?
Lucy: I'm not especially good at baking, and I don't know so many recipe, but I can bring my mothers cookery book. When shall I come over?
Haku: Good! Come as soon as possible.
Lucy: Okej!
Haku: Bye for now!
Lucy:Bye!

I borrowed the book of my mother and went to Haku's place. The only recipe I know is a very simple one for chocolate balls. But as said, I had a very special cookery book with me, so it shouldn't be any problem.

In the kichten:
Haku: I'm glad you help me with this, Lucy. What shall we start to do?
Lucy: How about chocolate balls? I don't know anyone who don't like them...
Haku: Let's get started!

An easy recipe for chocolate balls:
3 dl oats
3 dl sugar
1 dl shredded coconut
one big or two small eggs
cacao so the dough gets a nice colour
enough butter so you get it together and not too dry

Mix it all toghether, put the dough in the fridge a little while so the butter set abit. Then you make balls of them and you can roll them in either shredded coconut or pearl sugar. The chocolate balls are finnish!
(But put them in the fridge again before you serve them, then they won't be smeary)

When we finnished the chocolate balls, we took a loot in the ccookbook:
Lucy: Umm... lets find the recipes for cookies...
Haku: How about those cakes?
Lucy: The cinnamon rolls?
Haku: I want to make cinnamon rolls!
Lucy: Sure!

We made the cinnamon rolls, Haku seemed to be very delighted with them.

As final we made Bergslags cookies.
After this we were tierd of all baking, and we had to do washing up. But Haku took care of that, so it didn't take long time.

~ in the evning ~
We sat around the table in the living room. Zabuza and Haku, Meizu and Gouzu, Ketari-san, Meizu-kun, the colin, naru_fan_2007 and I.
And we had a lovly evening, with tee and coffe and cookies.
But the evening got soo late, that in the end everybody slept over at Haku's and Zabuza's place. It got quite tight and uncomfortable, but we were in loving fellowship, so it worked out and everybody fell asleep.

END

[cloin]

Sorry, I haven't posted, but my laptop's harddrive apparently decided to cease functioning so I'm stuck sharing the family computer for the moment. Major pain in the ass.

[Ketari-san]

XD lucy!! *reps you for story*

ohh! hi the colin!! i stayed home from school today!! yay for me!!
i shall post my sream that i had right now!!

Ok...So...i was at my old school and was by the fence when..
Naruto:Stop!! Come back sasuke!
Sasuke (in CS1):*runs*
Ketari:*grabs Sasuke*hah!Come with me!
WE sit by the pool where Kabuto is the lifeguard and Genma and Meizu and Gouzu and Lucy and the colin and Meizu-kun AND everyone else is..
Ketari:Put your head on my knee sasuke
Sasuke:Ok...*puts head on my knee*
Meizu:WTF?? What about me?
Ketari:Grab a chair!!
Meizu: Ok..*puts head on Ketaris OTHER knee*
Ketari: yay!!
Then im in a classroom with everyone above AND Napolean Dynomite..and there are bulls running in the halls..and i kill one with a desk and eat it o_O

post a story!!

[Lucy Elfenlied]

My dream was something like this:

I was in a kitche together with Haku, Inari's mother or Sasuke's and Itachi's mother. I stired in a pot, it was a bit dark... The other person went away, after a little while I went to do something, don't remember. In the bathroom found the person who was held as hostage with a gun, looking like Brando in Elfen Lied. He fired at me and I went away and woke up.
What do you think about that,Ketari-san? "Haku taken as hostage"... I think it would be an intressting experience for the gun-man. :D

Besides, I found a Demon Brother smiley (at least I belive it was that it said): http://www.spacespider.net/emo/violent034.gif

[Ketari-san]

*shocked*

Haku is sooo cute!! I would want to take him as hostage!!!

*naughty thoughts*

*wouldnt mind taking the DB's hostage either XD*

[Lucy Elfenlied]

If we go together, Ketari-san, I belive we also could take Zabuza as hostage... and also quite easy... *very dirty and naughty thoughts*
Actually that would be really cool! In the end we would have almost everybody in the Naruto series as our hostage! XD

"WE ARE THE MIGHTY HIJACKERS!!!! MOHAHAHAHA!!!" >.<

[Ketari-san]

yosh!!!

jooin up and lets capture ALL the MALE naruto chars as hostage!!

*already has Kabuto,Orochimaru,Genma,Kakashi,and Iruka*
also The DB's,Haku and Itachi XD
i want Zabuza now!!
*naughty and dirty thoughts*

[Lucy Elfenlied]

You have Itachi??? Then you must send him to me, for a while! :P
*must.... have.... Itachi.... my..... PRRRRRRRECIOUS!!!!!* XD
^ in true Gollum-style

[KnightstaR]

how many members do you guys have?

[Ketari-san]

^^ lucy!! I had him first!!! *prints pics and puts in her binder*

*perhaps i'll share him*

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (join the AWOOOO!!! FC today!! XD)

lmao XDDD

[Lord Of Reapers]

Forget Itachi its all about me

[cloin]

Is this the Itachi FC now?

[Lucy Elfenlied]

^^ look who's back! I didn't resurect him, but do you still want to kill him, Ketari-san? :evil

I don't want to argue with you in a bad way, just so you know. But here is something I would like to show you, I posted this in the Itachi FC 03-29-2005:
Well....... eh........ about this to capture Itachi........ uhm...... well...... I found him...... he had disguised to a friend of mine..... uhm...... so insted of me capture him, he...... well.......... captured me....... But he is great at cooking! I think I shall ask if I can borrow some of his nailpolish.... But now I must go and do the washing-up. He's just so heavenly good at cooking! :love
But I had to let him go, he had to go back and do stuff... But of course we can share him! :amuse
(I have pictures of him above my bed...)

the colin, how would it look like if I talked in the same way about my stepbrothers?

how many members do you guys have?
Check this page (http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?p=1258472#post1258472)

[Ketari-san]

of course i'll share with you Lucy!! *you get him on mondays wednesdays and we both share him on firdays XDDD*


glad to see everyones posting!!

AWOOROROWOWOO!! *whers Meizu-kun??? :( *

[Moritsune]

hmm, u really are joining the clubs i'm in. rofl

[Ketari-san]

im a better poster than you XD

and im official story writer!!

*Awoooooo!!*

[Moritsune]

ok then, after reviewing the posts, i've realized that u may be a lesbian. u like Haku, yet he looks so much like a girl. rofl

[Ketari-san]

not a lesbian...i love all the guy chars!!!

haku is a man to me!! *bites ur hand*

Demon werewolf dance no jutsu!!! lmao :D

[Moritsune]

hmm, ok then u like Konohamaru, and that old council member? rofl

[Ketari-san]

o_O

*no comment*

I am NOT a pedophile ok!!
no old men (excepting Oro Jiraiya and Genma and crap XDD)
and no 7 year olds ok??

Oro is my slave..he does my homework lmao XD

[Moritsune]

damn, u need to get out a bit more. rofl

[Ketari-san]

i do get out...but i am obsessed with naruto...i dream of the chars lmao...


*what a loser*

EDIT: wait...then why are you here lmao XD

[Moritsune]

b/c, i like it here, and i'm not working at the moment. rofl

[Ketari-san]

same with me!! but im obsessed lmao

i have no job either XD

[Moritsune]

yeah, i like Naruto, prolly a bit too much, but not enough to try and kidnap fictional chars. rofl

[Ketari-san]

well...thats cuz ur 16 lmao XD

but thats what happens in my world!!

[Ketari-san]

srry for double posting but i cant allow the DBS to slip!!

[Lucy Elfenlied]

well...thats cuz ur 16 lmao XD

but thats what happens in my world!!
You know... I am 19... and would like to have Itachi... Neji, Kiba and Akamaru...
Belive the cause is that the lads I like in a special way, more than just friends, only wants to be friend with me. The Naruto characters can't hurt me that much. I know it sounds weird. :S

[Ketari-san]

You know... I am 19... and would like to have Itachi... Neji, Kiba and Akamaru...
Belive the cause is that the lads I like in a special way, more than just friends, only wants to be friend with me. The Naruto characters can't hurt me that much. I know it sounds weird.
__________________

same here :D itachi kiba neji...*sighs*
wtf? akamarus a doggy!! does that mean you would want him?? jk jk lmao i know hwat you mean :laugh

[Lucy Elfenlied]

I'm a perverted person who like to fuck animals... Or was it that I wasn't? Don't remember...

Of course not, it's just I who at times feels an urge to try to write as spaced out answers as possible. I like animals, really do, and wouldn't do anything like that since I belive it would harm them. :amuse

[Ketari-san]

smae here :)

i wrote a poem on saving animals hehe

ok down to tracks...where is meizu? he should be posting here you know :notrust

do you have new news? i do!!

ima werewolf o_O *licks your hand for a Milk-Bone*

[Lucy Elfenlied]

About Meizu-kun? No, I haven't heard anything from him after my perverted talk... I belive he got angry and annoyed at me... the proper thing I should do is to write him a mail... and tell him some things... but in a way he already knows them... so I don't know. Nonetheless I miss him here. :scry

MEIZU-KUN, WHERE ARE YOU?!
I miss you here...

[Ketari-san]

he hasnt been here forever :(

WHERE OH WHERE HAS MEIZU-KUN GONE??

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Ano.... where were the news you had???

[Ketari-san]

its the spoiler that says secret lmao XDD

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Ahh... I missed it...

Gives you a milkbone and keep you. We can become the new Kiba and Akamaru! But in our own way... Do you want to sleep in my bed? There's plenty of room. XD

By the way Ketari-san... I'm not a lesbian.

[Moritsune]

wow, this seems to be getting more interesting. and u're 19? i thought u were 90. rofl

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Ohh dear.... Must have been that Plupp again.... he's my other side.... :loool

[Ketari-san]

lmfao XDD


*jumps in your bed*
Rowf!!! im akamaru yay!! lmao XD

im not a lesbian either XD

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Ketari-san, are you still a werewolf?

[Ketari-san]

yes...yes i am still a werewolf...a permanent transformationbut im trained XD

awooooo!! *rowf*

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Just pondering, could you come by me at Tuesday? Then we could train together... I know a good place. Actually I do... :oh

[Ketari-san]

i am ur puppy!!

ok..i'll go by tuesday...but i have to either train in the backyard or a forest!

[Lucy Elfenlied]

A backyard? When you have a forest? :P
As warming up we will go to a tarn I know, about 10 km from my home. Then we have to rest. After that we will see what we want to train. Any sugestions right now? XD

[Lord Of Reapers]

Wow can I train with you guys too!

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Hmmm... I and Kentari-san against you? I would like that. What do you say, Kentari-san?
In that fight we would be a female version of Kiba and Akamaru. :pleased

[Lord Of Reapers]

Numbers dont mean anything skill does!

[Lucy Elfenlied]

True... but what do you know about our skills? Probably nothing.

[Lord Of Reapers]

Absolutely nothing

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Therefore you don't know if we have any advantage of beeing two instead of one... like the Inuzuka clan. :D

[Ketari-san]

yeah!!! im training hard!! wait i mean..

Arrp!! Raff!!!

lmao XD

lucy has meizu just reappered with his Seven mist swordsmen??

[Ketari-san]

A backyard? When you have a forest? :P
As warming up we will go to a tarn I know, about 10 km from my home. Then we have to rest. After that we will see what we want to train. Any sugestions right now? XD

excuse my double post but...i wnat to practice on besat trnasforming first :P

then i think we should try air marking...if femaes marked territory :(...so instead we will practice gatsuga :D

[Lord Of Reapers]

Yes but I am the Grim Reaper so if I touch you, you would die.

[Ketari-san]

yeah but thats not fair...no one can hold the power of the grim :laugh

[Lucy Elfenlied]

I don't think you are aware of who Lucy is.... But then of course you are just 15, so why should you?