Fun Practice Battle- edyh vs Vance

[Vance]

Location: Sannin Battlefield. Fighters start 100 meters apart.


1. Vote on the clear victor and it is required you state why they would in. Votes will be voided if there is no explanation, or spam.
2. Only 1 vote allowed. If later you are persuaded by someone and choose to vote for the other team, then only that vote will count.
3. No Plot No Jutsu. (Naruto doesn’t defeat Kakuzu, Sasori, and everyone just because Kishimoto won’t let him die.)
4. No filler jutsu’s. (We're letting TenTen have her crossbow.)
5. No Giant or Boss summons except for Kakashi (Pakkun), Temari (Beaver thing), Kido (Spider), Tayuya (3 Monster things.)
6. KWGoD, Aoba, Mecha Hidan and the Gai hype (Chuck Norris type hype) not allowed. Otherwise, one could have all 3 on their team and own EVERYONE. Please try and be serious and just go off their skills
7. Experience of fighting WITH or AGAINST ninja's are in play. (I.E. if you choose Kiba-Shino-Hinata, they may work better since they are a team and know eachother's strengths and weaknesses. Or... Kakuzu will know to fight Hidan from a great distance since he doesn't want his blood drawn, and because they are partners. Hidan will have an advantage of characters who don't know of his ability). EXPERIENCE IS ONLY IN AFFECT FROM CHAPTER 361 AND BEFORE.
8. No Prep Time. (Besides the 60 second strategy run-down you give them prior to the match starting)
9. It’s a team fight. Team vs. Team
10. If caught bribing for votes or cheating (making aliases), you will be disqualified from the tournament


Team Filler- edyh's team
Sound 4 CS2 (Excluding Tayuya) - 8 Each - 24 Points
Tayuya CS1 - 6 Points
SRA Gaara - 15 Points
Neji (Chuunin Exam) - 4 Points
Neji (SRA Arc) - 8 Points
Post-Sakura - 8 Points
Post-Ino - 4 Points
Pre-Ino - 1 Point


Team Candy from Strangers
Orochimaru- 40
Armless Orochimaru- 15
KN1 Naruto- 10
SRA Chouji- 3
Pre Naruto- 2


GO!

[eDyH]

Shit.

Orochimaru. -.-

Luckily, I have a cheapass Strategy that cannot be beat!

It's shitty. :cry

[Vance]

Orochimaru kills the entire Sound 4 right off the bat, :oh

[eDyH]

Or does he??? -.-''

[Vance]

Yes, he does. :oh

[eDyH]

Shut up and post your strategy.

[Vance]

Team Filler
CS2 Sound 4 (excluding Tayuya)- 2
CS1 Tayuya- 6
SRA Gaara- 15
SRA Neji- 8
Neji- 4
Post Ino- 4
Pre Ino- 1
Post Sakura


Team Candy from Strangers
Orochimaru- 40
Armless Orochimaru- 15
KN1 Naruto- 10
SRA Chouji- 3
Pre Naruto- 2




Right off the bat, Orochimaru knows all about the Sound 4, also, he knows how to make them relatively worthless thanks to the Curse Seal manipulation. My Naruto knows all about the two Neji’s, and Ino. Nobody knows of Post Ino and Post Sakura…But what threat to they pose? Nothing to take note of…

Immediately, my SRA Chouji hands out soldier pills. My Narutos’ take them, gulp them, and each create as many bunshins as they can. In total, they may create 5,000 bunshins. Now, all of them go bat shit crazy. My KN1 bunshins (not in Kyuubi form) all use this technique.

http://groups.msn.com/NarutoMangaReturns/rvolume15.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=38669

Seeing as it is basically shurikan flying all over the damn place, my Wave Country bunshins should do the same. I can see this attack taking out the two Ino’s, and maybe Post Sakura. The Sound 4 can only survive if they put up a barrier. If they don’t, they die as well. Gaara survives, and the Neji’s survive, but they will be plenty tired. This opening move gives my Orochimaru time to get in close, and summon some fodder snakes. They will provide cover as he digs underground, pops up from underneath, and uses

http://groups.msn.com/NarutoMangaReturns/vol33big.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=40341

Your team cannot avoid this at all, and he's aiming for Gaara. Gaara will die here, and there is really nothing you can do. Orochimaru now can either try and fight the rest of the Sound 4, or simply retreat. I'll have him fight, and damn, he will do just that. If you have a barrier up, he needs to kill only one. He'll aim for Jiroubou first, and once he's down, my Naruto bunshin can flood and release and orgy of pain on you. My Chouji and Armless Orochimaru join in on the fun. If my real Orochimaru dies (highly doubt it) then they will have at least lost Jiroubou and Sakon. That leaves Kidoumaru and Tayuya to fight KN1 Naruto, Armless Orochimaru, and the invincible Chouji.

I win.



I win.

[Cel3stial]

Oro kills em by just staring at them....

[Vance]

And literally, he activates their curse seal.

Orochimaru: Curse seal goes!

Sound 4: Oh noes1 Owies!

Naruto bunshins: YAY!

Sound 4: dead.

[eDyH]

Right then....

Not a real match... Not even a trial match. I doubt this'll be open for more than a day or two. >.>

Thanks to this, I picked a relatively simple team with a relatively simple and, naturally, an incredibly cheap strategy that I've had in mind since someone decided to use all of the Sound 4 at once in one of the trials....

Ability-U share-U tiemmuuu!

I definitely know.... both incarnations of Naruto, and Chouji inside and out from Sakura and Ino. Orochimaru is difficult here. The sound 4 definitely know that Orochimaru is to be feared and such. They probably also know that Oro fights mainly with his summons, based on the fact that Suigetsu - who lived in a tank - knew that Manda ( <3 ) was Oro's favorite summon, and he wasn't Oro's elite guard, now was he???? That's right, bitch. He wasn't. So, I at least know that Oro summons, and that he gots mad powrz. Enough for my strategy to flow... smoothly-ish.

Fighttuuuu.... BEGINNNU!

Sound 4 jump into action! Create magical "no limits" purple walls of doom! No wais is your crappy team going to keep this from happening. They don't make the bottom part, so Gaara begins to create sand from the earth around them. While he does so, one of the Nejis opens up his Byakugam to keep watch for underground attacks. If someone underground gets close (around, or underneath the barrier), Neji yells out to the 4 and they close it -- if someone is actually underneath at the time, they get Sabaku Taiso'ed. GG Oro if you had him use Kusanagi dig... If nobody goes underground, then Gaara makes his sand as he pleases, moves it outward, and prepares THE MIGHTY WAAAAAAVE. (http://groups.msn.com/NarutoMangaReturns/rvolume24.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=35653)

...Yeah. I went there. If this technique goes off, Sabaku Taiso time. EVERYONE DIES. Except for maybe KN1. >.> Not even Orochimaru can avoid that thing. Going underground won't help, seeing as that is where most of it is coming from. Summoning Rashoumon won't help, because it will merely fall over from the sand rising at it's foundation. YOU DEAD... Unless you want to give me some evidence of Orochimaru being able to withstand a Sabaku Taiso. >.>

If KN1 is alive (He's the only person I can see surviving this 200 foot high tsunami of pain), then... idk. Sakura goes out and beats him alone.

WOO! I WIN!

...yeah, I'll admit that I didn't give this too much thought... :D

YO! Not cool. Evidence that Orochimaru can kill them by activating their cursed seals NOW, BITCH!

Why didn't he use it on Sasuke?

Edit: FUCKING LOOPHOLE HA!

IIRC, the tourney's stance on post-Oro is that he has no pre-skip ninjutsu (That Sarutobi took not only his arms, but all of his Jutsu as well). Post Oro can't do it. Pre Oro can't make handsigns. Yaaaay.

[Vance]

I never said he'd use his curse seal manipulation to kill the Sound 4, but to put them in severe pain, like he did with Anko. Then, they're fodder for my Naruto's kunai.

Also, Gaara takes quite a bit of time, my Kage Bunshins will be able to kill your Ino's unless you hide them, which is just a waste.

So, guess your purple wall is useless...

[eDyH]

I never said he'd use his curse seal manipulation to kill the Sound 4, but to put them in severe pain, like he did with Anko. Then, they're fodder for my Naruto's kunai.

O RLY FOOL???

He isn't allowed to do it.

Also, Gaara takes quite a bit of time, my Kage Bunshins will be able to kill your Ino's unless you hide them, which is just a waste.

So, guess your purple wall is useless...

Walls.

It's a box.

You can't get in unless you go underground. Where my Nejis are watching.

My team is teh untouchable.

[Vance]

Where is it said Orochimaru cannot manipulate those with the curse seal?

[eDyH]

It was agreed at one point, when people where arguing about Oro's place on the 40 point tier, that the tournament's stance on Shiki Fuujin was that it took all of his Ninjutsu as well as his arms. That includes Curse Seal Raep. Especially due to the fact that we have the Sasuke fight as evidence.

[Vance]

Then why the hell is he worth 40 points? He sucks.


EDIT:

I fixed it. There is really nothing you can do to stop my underground Kusanagi. You say "We can see him!" So what? If you see a bear, you can't stop it. I also used the barrier to my advantage; Gaara will be hit no matter what. Once Gaara is dead, it's simple from there on in.

[eDyH]

lulz

You think that the CS rape is the factor that drives him up a tier?

He rapes any team's fodder with a single move that takes him less than 5 seconds to do (so long as they haven't got a barrier). He's got pretty super durability. He's got top-tier speed. He can instantly rape quite a few characters with a Genjutsu that he doesn't even need eye contact or hand seals to use. He can regrow his entire body from his mouth. His Kusanagi is one of the strongest piercing attacks in the manga. He can spit it. It can grow hundreds of feet long. He can make it... fly... somehow. He can summon snakes. He can summon a lot of snakes. He can summon a lot of snakes that all have Kusanagis in their mouths.

[Vance]

Thank you, read my strat. :amuse

[eDyH]

Epic Fail, I'm afraid.

You can't alter your strategy specifically to counter mine after they have both been posted.

It's not my fault you picked Oro without knowledge of his abilities. -.-''

That, and my Neji is watching for underground attacks. He will see him coming from 50 meters away. :P

[Vance]

Huh? I didn't counter it...

I thought that Orochimaru could use curse seal. So I edited it, saying he goes underground. I countered your strat how exactly?

[eDyH]

You altered it by saying that he goes underground to attack because you now know that I have a barrier up. :notrust

...and it won't work anyway. That's what the Nejis are for.

[Vance]

So, Neji says

"Orochimaru is comingeth!!"

Then what?

We know he is here, so he can't do shit?

If I didn't know Oro could use Curse Seal, I would've simply gone underground, it's the only thing he can really do.

[eDyH]

Neji yells out that Oro is coming.

The Sound 4 complete the barrier, blocking him off. Now he... bangs his head on the bottom of the barrier and it bursts into purple flames, either killing him like a fodder ANBU, or making him run away.

It's all there, foo'!

[Vance]

Complete the barrier? Killing him off? Nope, try again.

[eDyH]

....

They've done it before.

They are making a five sided barrier in the beginning. They complete it if Oro goes underground. If underground, Oro can't see. If Oro can't see, he slams his head on the barrier, which is apparently deadly.

Maybe this stragedy is just too pwnage?

[Vance]

He slams Kusanagi. Look at the link, Kusanagi is the first to go. So, he hits the barrier with Kusanagi, and nothing more.

[eDyH]

Okay then.

He bumps Kusanagi, loses balance, and then either runs away, or Gaara Sabaku Taisos him. :oh

[Kyon]

Vance, you're going about this the wrong way.

But, continue for my amusement.

[tGre teh Disleksik]

this is epicfail thread indeed... edyh... that is the cheapest strat I have ever seen. Kudos ^^

I like edyh's more... its more reliable, you're starting 100m away... the barrier will go up double time. No chance =D.

Seeing as it is basically shurikan flying all over the damn place, my Wave Country bunshins should do the same. I can see this attack taking out the two Ino’s, and maybe Post Sakura. The Sound 4 can only survive if they put up a barrier. If they don’t, they die as well. Gaara survives, and the Neji’s survive, but they will be plenty tired. This opening move gives my Orochimaru time to get in close, and summon some fodder snakes. They will provide cover as he digs underground, pops up from underneath,

That made me laugh, because you are assuming that edyh's time will be sipping tea IN ALL THAT TIME that you have labelled there.

epicfail.

edyh with his cheap-ass strat for me, that barrier is mammoth. Learn to use Oro, he's one of my favorites in the tier you know T_T don't butcher him!

[Vance]

Okay, I lose :sag

[Distracted]

2 nejis? oro and armless oro?

were you guys on crack when you designed these teams?

[Kyon]

Hey hey hey, smoke weed every day. >_>

[Elite Uchiha]

worst battle ever.

[eDyH]

worst battle ever.

I disagree.

This (http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=242785) is by far the worst battle ever.

My strategy is made from 500% Pure Victory.

[Keyser Söze]

Hey hey hey, smoke weed every day. >_>

i follow that to a tea.

anywhoo, i vote for edyh, his strategy is both cheap and effective. good job

[Vance]

edyh, that was such win right there. :lmao

[akaasher]

Right then....

Not a real match... Not even a trial match. I doubt this'll be open for more than a day or two. >.>

Thanks to this, I picked a relatively simple team with a relatively simple and, naturally, an incredibly cheap strategy that I've had in mind since someone decided to use all of the Sound 4 at once in one of the trials....

Ability-U share-U tiemmuuu!

I definitely know.... both incarnations of Naruto, and Chouji inside and out from Sakura and Ino. Orochimaru is difficult here. The sound 4 definitely know that Orochimaru is to be feared and such. They probably also know that Oro fights mainly with his summons, based on the fact that Suigetsu - who lived in a tank - knew that Manda ( <3 ) was Oro's favorite summon, and he wasn't Oro's elite guard, now was he???? That's right, bitch. He wasn't. So, I at least know that Oro summons, and that he gots mad powrz. Enough for my strategy to flow... smoothly-ish.

Fighttuuuu.... BEGINNNU!

Sound 4 jump into action! Create magical "no limits" purple walls of doom! No wais is your crappy team going to keep this from happening. They don't make the bottom part, so Gaara begins to create sand from the earth around them. While he does so, one of the Nejis opens up his Byakugam to keep watch for underground attacks. If someone underground gets close (around, or underneath the barrier), Neji yells out to the 4 and they close it -- if someone is actually underneath at the time, they get Sabaku Taiso'ed. GG Oro if you had him use Kusanagi dig... If nobody goes underground, then Gaara makes his sand as he pleases, moves it outward, and prepares THE MIGHTY WAAAAAAVE. (http://groups.msn.com/NarutoMangaReturns/rvolume24.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=35653)

...Yeah. I went there. If this technique goes off, Sabaku Taiso time. EVERYONE DIES. Except for maybe KN1. >.> Not even Orochimaru can avoid that thing. Going underground won't help, seeing as that is where most of it is coming from. Summoning Rashoumon won't help, because it will merely fall over from the sand rising at it's foundation. YOU DEAD... Unless you want to give me some evidence of Orochimaru being able to withstand a Sabaku Taiso. >.>

If KN1 is alive (He's the only person I can see surviving this 200 foot high tsunami of pain), then... idk. Sakura goes out and beats him alone.

WOO! I WIN!

...yeah, I'll admit that I didn't give this too much thought... :D

YO! Not cool. Evidence that Orochimaru can kill them by activating their cursed seals NOW, BITCH!

Why didn't he use it on Sasuke?

Edit: FUCKING LOOPHOLE HA!

IIRC, the tourney's stance on post-Oro is that he has no pre-skip ninjutsu (That Sarutobi took not only his arms, but all of his Jutsu as well). Post Oro can't do it. Pre Oro can't make handsigns. Yaaaay.

This is so hilarious:laugh (not that it's stupid, its funny what you wrote)
i vote for you:P
but could'nt oro run up his gate to be high enough from the initial wave to flow past him? they would'nt fall over i don't remember his gates falling when naruto used his concentrate chakra blast:huh
(or is the wave still higher than the gates???)

but then again how hard is it to run diagonally backwards?
that would waste your chakra trying to get them with a bigger wave.

[eDyH]

could'nt oro run up his gate to be high enough from the initial wave to flow past him? they would'nt fall over i don't remember his gates falling when naruto used his concentrate chakra blast

KN4's blast didn't take the ground under the gates away before it hit them. If it had, they would have fallen over.

...and isn't Rashoumon like... 20 feet tall? >.>

[Shiranui]

This is so hilarious:laugh (not that it's stupid, its funny what you wrote)
i vote for you:P
but could'nt oro run up his gate to be high enough from the initial wave to flow past him? they would'nt fall over i don't remember his gates falling when naruto used his concentrate chakra blast:huh
(or is the wave still higher than the gates???)

but then again how hard is it to run diagonally backwards?
that would waste your chakra trying to get them with a bigger wave.

....You are retarted...I pretty much had the same strat the other day and you pretty much declared it as worthless :mad

But yes that strat is cheap, It is Citan's. and I vote for it....Edyh wins

[masamune1]

Oro can use his jutsu; Sarutobi just took away his arms to prevent him using hand-signs, and he told Tsunade that taking a new body would heal them (since he stopped screaming in agony, I think it worked). I want to re-start that debate, because there is no way that is right.

By the way, he can't use the Curse Seal against them. When he met Anko, he just used a paralysis jutsu on her; the mark as hurting because he was close to her, and it only hurts her because she, unlike the Sound 4, Sasuke etc., does not use or embrace it's power.

[Shiranui]

well we shouldnt start over, if you believe that the curse has no effect..

[Vance]

Never using Oro again, if I knew he couldn't use curse seal, I'da gotten rid of him.


Nice work edyh, your cheap ass strat is like that video game from Burger King, Sneak King, cheap but amazingly good.

[eDyH]

lol

Oro is still good without being able to inflict cursed seal pain. >.>

I forgot about it and I still felt him entirely fitting of his place on the tier list.

[Vance]

He is...I mean, he's worth it, but I can't really see him beating Kakuzu, or Sasori with Kusanagi alone.

[eDyH]

I actually thought of a way for him to beat Kakuzu relatively easily, so long as Kakuzu doesn't have at least High Jounin/Mid-Kage backup.

Haven't thought about Sasori.....

[Vance]

Oh really? You be lyinz

[eDyH]

No, it's true. I really haven't thought about Sasori yet. ;D

Though it wouldn't be too complicated if the opponent never decided to go passed the elaborate "I takes out meh kazekage" strategy. In fact, I think Sasori might be easier than Kakuzu. >.>

[Vance]

Of course, someone could come up with a way to rape Orochimaru with either Kakuzu or Sasori.

BTW, can armless Oro infect people with curse seal, and can he vomit snakes?

[eDyH]

They couldn't beat my Orochimaru. :vegetant

(At least, you couldn't anyway. :sag)

Yes for Cursed Seal, no for snake vomiting.

[Vance]

Oh, I have a really powerful team in mind, but the biggest problems are Sasori and Kakuzu...:(

[eDyH]

My Oro rapes your team harder than a team of 3 Kakuzus working with 3 Sasoris would.

He's got h4x.

[Vance]

Raiton!

Satetsu Kaihiro!

Jump in the air

Oro appears

Satetsu Shigure

Fuuton

Dead Oro...

[eDyH]

Does that mean your team has both Kakuzu and Sasori on it...?

I think you may need to take a few remedial mathematics classes. :sag

[Vance]

You admit it pwns Oro.:wink

[eDyH]

I think it's funny that you think Kakuzu's Fuuton would be the move that actually kills Oro in that little skit there...

It didn't even tear Hidan's cloak. Orochimaru has the durability of a small planet.

[Vance]

Fuuton would speed up the Satetsu Shigure which would hit Orochimaru.

[eDyH]

No, it wouldn't.

[Vance]

I say it will, so it does. :pleased

[eDyH]

Alright. Tiem for teh Oro vs. Sasori poison debate!

I say, that if the Shigure even hit him, it would do virtually nothing. He spits out a new body and speedblitzes Sasori's slow-assed puppet.

[Vance]

Then Kakuzu kills him with Raiton.

[Kyon]

Oro's taken tougher. >_>

[Shiranui]

I say it will, so it does. :pleased

That never seems to work for me....