Rincewind versus Konoha.

[lambda]

Death's Hobby ends up in the middle of a bloodlusted Konoha. Not matter how far he runs, Konoha will follow. Can he not only run away, but also somehow defeat the ninjas?

If Rincewind fails all by himself, the Luggage catches up after five hours.

[Goodfellow]

Rincewind runs faster than Uchiha. He wins with brick-inna-sock.