naruto versus Deadpool

[Goodfellow]

Naruto is not allowed to go tails.
Deadpool is not allowed to bring guns.
Naruto speaks japanese, Deadpool english. They do not understand each other, got it:lmao?

The fight is in a quite dense forest:nod

And by the way, Naruto is armed with this:

http://www.rpconline.com/catalog/content/images/tape_duct.jpg


Who is the first one to be rendered completely unable to fight back for let's say twenty years?

[Rice Ball]

If it was wrote by kish, this battle would be at least 20 chapters long!

Anyway..

Deadpool wins this even against duct tape.
His regeneration would mean if naruto does manage to get a hit off, he'd pretty much be uneffected by it.

Or he'd just curse at naruto even more.

[Blitzomaru]

Deadpool wins. He beat RHino when he was an inch tall.

[Wiser Guy]

Well, according to Wikipedia, Deadpool managed to defeat Wolverine once.

...

I honestly don't think Naruto stands a chance.

Oh, and by the way, when I was reading his series, Deadpool spoke both German and Spanish...You really think he doesn't know any Japanese?

[Di@BoLik]

Both their stomachs growl at the same time. The universal sound of hunger calls for a temporary truce as they go to a nearby ramen stand. Naruto orders the ramen for both of them. Deadpool headshots Naruto and the ramen cook as soon as he receives his food.

[Goodfellow]

Well, according to Wikipedia, Deadpool managed to defeat Wolverine once.

...

I honestly don't think Naruto stands a chance.

Oh, and by the way, when I was reading his series, Deadpool spoke both German and Spanish...You really think he doesn't know any Japanese?

I have no idea if he knows japanese or not, I just had to prevent him from talking Naruto to death:lmao

[Blix]

lol Deadpool will just break the 4th wall and erase naruto.

[Sylar]

Deadpool: "I talked to Kishi and at the end of this series Sasuke gets killed."

Naruto: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

:snap:

:Deadpool wins via Naruto's broken neck.:

[Goodfellow]

Deadpool: "I talked to Kishi and at the end of this series Sasuke gets killed."

Naruto: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

:snap:

:Deadpool wins via Naruto's broken neck.:

And that's why they speak different languages:notrust

[Sylar]

And that's why they speak different languages:notrust

Deadpool has Weasel build him a translator. :nod

[atom]

bu bu buut the futton reasenshuriken is cellular level!

[Sylar]

bu bu buut the futton reasenshuriken is cellular level!

Deadpool can't die ever because Thanos banned him from dying I believe.

[Goodfellow]

Deadpool can't die ever because Thanos banned him from dying I believe.

And that's why I gave naruto the duct tape:lmao
Ducttape, the solution to all your regenerator problems:lmao

[Darklyre]

Deadpool can understand Japanese. He used to be a sumo wrestler known as Chiyonosake, WOLF OF THE RICE WINE. It's true, read the annuals.

[Random Nobody]

And that's why I gave naruto the duct tape:lmao
Ducttape, the solution to all your regenerator problems:lmao

No you fool! Ducttape is the solution to lack of Regen Problems.

[The Internet]

Deadpool rape stomps Naruto

[Totitos]

Deadpool takes this.

[masamune1]

Naruto wins.

Does'nt matter if Deadpool can't die; Fuuton Rasengan has'nt killed anyone, anyway. Deadpool will just be unable to move: ever.

[Blitzomaru]

Uh, Cable merged with Deadpool and basically vomited him out of his mouth in a pool of goop, which he regenerated from.