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martryn
07-16-2007, 02:22 AM
Several scenarios, one thread.

1. Luke wakes up inside the Cube, as in the movie, The Cube (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cube_%28film%29).

2. Luke is teleported inside a Borg cube.

3. Luke must solve a Rubik's Cube in under a minute.

4. Luke must beat Ice Cube in a fist fight. (Assume farmboy Luke, no saber, no force powers. C3PO can help.)

In each scenario (save #4), tell what Luke needs to win, or what version of Luke.
TWF
07-16-2007, 02:45 AM
Several scenarios, one thread.

1. Luke wakes up inside the Cube, as in the movie, The Cube (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cube_%28film%29).

2. Luke is teleported inside a Borg cube.

3. Luke must solve a Rubik's Cube in under a minute.

4. Luke must beat Ice Cube in a fist fight. (Assume farmboy Luke, no saber, no force powers. C3PO can help.)

In each scenario (save #4), tell what Luke needs to win, or what version of Luke.

1. Luke slaughters them and it becomes a galactic level rapestomp. Any version.

2. Luke slaughters them and it becomes a galactic level rapestomp. RoTJ and post RoTJ winz horridly.

3. Luke losses badly. Doesn't matter what version.

4. Luke has married Mara Jane, a martial arts master, he wins.
Comic Book Guy
07-16-2007, 02:46 AM
In the Cube? Force would easily help Luke navigate.

Though, if he's caught in one of the Cube's traps? He has to escape. Not even sure if the Force can even help him weather through some of the Cube's traps, provided he's caught.

Which is bloody unlikely.
martryn
07-16-2007, 02:49 AM
2. Luke slaughters them and it becomes a galactic level rapestomp. RoTJ and post RoTJ winz horridly.

My friend argued that the Borg could adapt, and I was all like, hell's no, bitch, lightsabers aren't really made of lasers or light or anything, but mother fucking plasma, bitch! But could ESB Luke from Hoth with a lightsaber be able to take them all?

4. Luke has married Mara Jane, a martial arts master, he wins.

But could farmboy Luke from ANH beat Ice Cube?
TWF
07-16-2007, 02:53 AM
My friend argued that the Borg could adapt, and I was all like, hell's no, bitch, lightsabers aren't really made of lasers or light or anything, but mother fucking plasma, bitch! But could ESB Luke from Hoth with a lightsaber be able to take them all?

Lightsabers aren't anywhere similar to phasers and shits, its just a beam of pure energy and kinetic force, they can not adapt to it anymore then they can adapt to bullets.



But could farmboy Luke from ANH beat Ice Cube?

Hella no.
TWF
07-16-2007, 02:59 AM
In the Cube? Force would easily help Luke navigate.

[quote]Though, if he's caught in one of the Cube's traps? He has to escape. Not even sure if the Force can even help him weather through some of the Cube's traps, provided he's caught.

Which is bloody unlikely.

Pre-Cognition wouldn't help at all?
Crimson Dragoon
07-16-2007, 12:04 PM
I think CBG means that Luke isn't likely to get caught because of pre-cog.
Comic Book Guy
07-16-2007, 12:12 PM
Yeah.

I also added that in the case that Luke is caught in a trap (which is bloodly unlikely), he have to escape ASAP. Some of the Cube's traps are particularly deadly.
ydraliskos
07-16-2007, 01:35 PM
Couldn't he just use the force to sunder the whole construct apart, tear it in half, and levitate out while killing everyone in a 10km radius?

I mean, from some of his threads here, isn't this well within his powers?
EdwardElric
07-16-2007, 08:06 PM
Luke can use the force to take apart and reassemble the Rubik's cube. Don't know if that counts as "solving" it though.:P
martryn
07-17-2007, 01:44 AM
I know Luke can make it through The Cube in his later years as a Jedi Master, but I was asking if you thought he could do it in the movies.
TWF
07-17-2007, 01:45 AM
Maybe if he gets a Force Vision every ten minutes if your talking about ESB Luke.
Soul Vibe
07-17-2007, 05:37 PM
Several scenarios, one thread.

1. Luke wakes up inside the Cube, as in the movie, The Cube (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cube_%28film%29).

2. Luke is teleported inside a Borg cube.

3. Luke must solve a Rubik's Cube in under a minute.

4. Luke must beat Ice Cube in a fist fight. (Assume farmboy Luke, no saber, no force powers. C3PO can help.)

In each scenario (save #4), tell what Luke needs to win, or what version of Luke.

1. Luke rapes post RotJ
2. Luke rapes post RotJ
3. Luke rapes. He can take apart the Rubik's Cube using the Force and just rearrange it back into same colored sides.
4. ANH Luke? LALZ