Konoha vs. the entire world...in sports!

[Dark Ascendant]

Let's say that hypothetically, shinobi from Konoha participate in the 2008 Olympics. The participants are familiar with all the various activities but are not allowed to use their jutsu or to mold chakra in order to walk on walls or like that.

How many gold medals do you think they will win?

[K I S K E]

Probably all of them.
Kakashi can do one finger push ups.
And Gai and Rock Lee could win EVERYTHING, 'cept for the ice skating thing... They'd get banned....

[Nanatsurugi]

They own their opponents even without using ninjutsus. With only one Lee they can win in more than a halh kind of sports.

And girlz would do the ice-skating thing.

[Dark Ascendant]

I wonder what a shinobi basketball team would look like?

[Arachnia]

They would get owned in basketball, maybe even football

[Blix]

They would get owned in basketball, maybe even football

Agreed, they probably dont know what a football or basket ball is.

[Arachnia]

Rules in basketball would stop them from going overkill with speed coz they lack skill and control of the ball, they are really small and their shot would suck.
For football it would be a bit different coz there is no rules like traveling and the field of play is bigger, but still I believe they would lack control of the ball, though they could win if one of them is good at it.

[Dio Brando]

Rules in basketball would stop them from going overkill with speed coz they lack skill and control of the ball, they are really small and their shot would suck.
For football it would be a bit different coz there is no rules like traveling and the field of play is bigger, but still I believe they would lack control of the ball, though they could win if one of them is good at it.

That's a good point, but since they are far superior athletes to us, they could just fuck around and never let anybody score either. Eventually they would be able to score albeit through lots of practice or a fluke.

[Gunners]

Doubt they would find basket ball hard, their hand eye quardination is top notch. They can easily hit marks whilst throwing a Kunai. It wouldn't take them too long to adapt. There is the speed advantage too.

[Sasori]

lol seeing as they can jump meters in the air, they could js keep tossing up allys from the other end of the court.

[Dark Ascendant]

Agreed, they probably dont know what a football or basket ball is.

I said it already. They're familiar with all the events.

[Blix]

I said it already. They're familiar with all the events.

Ah apologies, I guess then they would win in all of them.

[Cassius the Greatest]

they cant beat shaolin soccer

[Comic Book Guy]

Badminton.

[BlackShinobi]

you cant beat Oliver in football XD

[Fenix]

Since you specifically said they do know the rules.

Then they'll win all the medals. All of them.

[crimson darkness]

not in basketball if jordan can get back into his prime form, and out of retirement

[Dark Ascendant]

Badminton.

Dude, ninja casually throw sharp steel projectiles at each other during "training", like it's a game of dodgeball between kids.

How is badminton a threat to them?

[Sasori]

Because CBG plays Badminton.

CBG >>>>>>>>> Ninjas

[omg laser pew pew!]

Because CBG plays Badminton.

CBG >>>>>>>>> Ninjas

Except me

[troublesum-chan]

it would be like xiao lin soccer only really short because only one side knows how to do them moves

[Nanatsurugi]

or they all may get disquallified, cause who said they are going to follow the rules?

[Goodfellow]

Without his chakra a ninja becomes just a normal man. EVERYTHING the ninjas do is thanks to chakra.

Thus the world wins:lmao

[The Sentry]

Konaha will win with relative ease

[Emerald Chaos]

Sonic and Mario are gonna be at the 2008 Olympics.

Konoha isn't gonna win anything.

[PradaBrada]

konoha wins

[Blitzomaru]

Serena Williams wins. No ninja can beat that ass.

[Kimimaro]

Ninjas win.

[chequemaite]

Konoha will win it all.