Team Akatsuki vs. Team Marvel

[The Anti-Existence]

Sasori
Deidara
Hidan

vs.

Current Spiderman
The Punisher (week of preptime to get arsenal. No nukes, though)
Deadpool

[Orion]

Team marvel,spiderman and deadpool are leagues faster then any of those akatsuki,punisher has sick weapons at his disposal,and spiderman vastly outpowers everyone else in the strength department.

[G-Man]

Team marvel,spiderman and deadpool are leagues faster then any of those akatsuki,punisher has sick weapons at his disposal,and spiderman vastly outpowers everyone else in the strength department.

Spidey is the only one whose speed even approaches the Akastuki members, and that's mainly because his spider-sense will allow him to predict their attacks to a degree. Deadpool is a threat because his regen makes him hard to kill, he can teleport, and he packs heavy firepower. Frank is just a really skilled human soldier with guns.

Guns are damn near useless against Sasori and his puppets. Frank needs to bust out a grenade launcher or a bazooka, and those things ain't exactly rapid-fire. He's gonna get scratched, and one scratch is all it takes to take him out.

Deadpool tends to employ sci-fi type weapons that pack a huge punch and his regen will let him shrug off any poison, so he's the best bet for fighting Sasori and Hidan.

Spidey has to be the one to take Deidara as Deadpool's teleport doesn't seem to be accurate enough to let him tackle flying foes mid-air.

Spidey vs Deidara is essentially a rehash of every fight he's ever had against any of his Goblin enemies (Green Goblins, Hobgoblins, Jack 'O Lantern, Demogoblin, etc.), except he's alot stronger physically than Deidara, but Deidara is alot faster than his usual enemies and packs even more firepower (actually, Deidara would make for an excellent Spider-man villain, he's even got the weird gimmick). If he can't catch Deidara before Deidara gets too high his team is fucked as Deidara will just nuke everything with his Specialty.

So in conclusion, Punisher is a write-off (unless Dixon or Ennis is writing this fight, and this is coming from a fan of the Punisher), but Deadpool can pick up his slack, and the fight's final outcome depends entirely on Spidey vs Deidara. If Deidara can blast the webline attached to his clay bird before Spidey can reach him, he's won it for his team, but if Spidey can reach him, he can force Deidara back to the ground where he and Deadpool can tag team him and Sasori (assuming Deadpool didn't nail his core with a lucky shot), and then I'd give it to Team Marvel.

[Sasori]

Doesn't DP have nades?

[Robotkiller]

Team marvel.

Though if team marvel were trying to protect something (Like a city of innocents)I think deidara may be able to prove of enough distraction for his partners to take a couple of superheroes out.

[Power16]

Team Marvel for the win. this is basically sasori and deidara vs spidy and deadpool the other will be taken out rather quicly. Deadpool takes care of Sasori and Spidy takes care of Deidara with his overwhelming strength and speed that are beyond the Akatsuki right now.

[Shuntensatsu]

Spiderman's Jobber Aura could solo this.

Deadpool could solo this also.

[The Anti-Existence]

Punisher has fought Ulik and Daredevil and others, ya know.

He's hardly a write off, especially with prep.

[Darklyre]

Make this Punisher MAX and he brutally flays, immolates, and dismembers the Akatsuki.

And then makes video tapes of it to send to the other members.

[masamune1]

This depends on how quickly the Marvel team want to end this fight. If they go for a quick kill, then they probably win, as at the start of this fight they are stronger than the ninja's.

But if they let Sasori get out 100 puppets, or the Kazekage, or if they let Deidara get into the air, team Marvel is finished, as is the battlefield.

Hidan would probably win hand-to-hand, but since Punisher and Deadpool have guns he's not really a factor.

[Kuya]

Punisher shouldn't be counted out in this fight. He's gonna help team marvel a lot. Read war journal. He's gonna experience working with spidey

[G-Man]

I love Punisher, but he's as much a non-factor as Hidan. He's gonna get nailed by a poisoned needle from Sasori and die quickly after. Ulik is powerful, but slow as hell and even then Punisher stood absolutely no chance against Ulik. He only survived because Ulik was impressed with his persistence and not even trying seriously to kill him.

Plus, Ulik is a slug compared to even the slowest Akatsuki members. Remember, Hidan is almost as fast as Kakashi and Deidara could outmanuver and dodge Team Gai after losing both his arms.

As said, this is basically Spidey and Deadpool vs Deidara and Sasori. Deadpool can take Sasori simply because his regen can shrug off all the poison and his high-tech guns can blow apart the puppets...

But it's all a moot point if Spidey can't catch Deidara before he gets too high or worse, before he creates a clay bunshin and has it self-destruct while he goes underground like he did to escape Team Gai and Team Kakashi. People make a big deal of his flying while forgetting he was originally a Rock-nin and swimming through the Earth is a D-rank Doton-type ninjutsu, easy for someone of Deidara's skill to learn and perform.

Really, this is Deidara vs Spidey with Sasori getting slaughtered by Deadpool after killing Frank who used a grenade launcher to blow Hidan to pieces.

Look at my above post to see my opinion of Spidey vs Deidara. That's gonna be 50/50 even between the two of them. If Spidey is top of his game he can take Deidara down so that he and Wade can tag team him, but if Deidara gets too high or manages to escape underground they all die and Deidara wins it for his team.

[masamune1]

^ Don't count out Sasori. His hundred puppets would be a chore, and Sandaime Kazekage is a ninja Magneto (weaker, but still very dangerous) whose Iron Sand would defeat all three opponents with ease if it got a chance to be used. He has more than just poison, you know.

A fully-armed Punisher is not someone to be dismissed, either. Frank could show up with grenades, bazooka's 50 submachine guns if he had this kind of prep-time. He's physically outmtched, but arsenal-wise he is the most dangerous man in this fight.

[G-Man]

^ Don't count out Sasori. His hundred puppets would be a chore, and Sandaime Kazekage is a ninja Magneto (weaker, but still very dangerous) whose Iron Sand would defeat all three opponents with ease if it got a chance to be used. He has more than just poison, you know.

A fully-armed Punisher is not someone to be dismissed, either. Frank could show up with grenades, bazooka's 50 submachine guns if he had this kind of prep-time. He's physically outmtched, but arsenal-wise he is the most dangerous man in this fight.

He wouldn't be able to move if he was carrying fifty submachine guns, nevermind a bazooka. Too much weight. In the end, he has one simple problem. He can only carry so much firepower without slowing himself down to the point where he'd be a sitting duck.

Most of the time this isn't an issue as the people he targets can't dodge gunfire (usually average crooks), but when he does fight someone who can dodge gunfire, it's usually someone who doesn't want to kill him (Spidey, DD, even Wolverine doesn't actually want to kill him half the times they clash, etc.).

Everyone on Team Akatsuki is faster than him, even Sasori in his Hiruko puppet armor. Hidan is basically a faster, non-regenerating Wolverine who can kill him at range once he gets a scratch on him. Sasori can kill him so fast it's not even funny. Same for Deidara.

Sasori's problem is Wade packs higher tech than Frank usually has access to (plasma and laser guns and the like, plus a teleporter), plus he can survive almost anything Sasori can throw at him, save the Kazekage puppet's greatest attacks. Sasori has to avoid being blown away by Wade's firepower while trying to kill a guy who can shrug off all his usual weapons.

And even then, it's all moot if Deidara just flies high up and bombs the entire area, or if he leaves a clay bunshin and goes underground and has the bunshin self-destruct.

[Comic Book Guy]

Punisher would serve better as Marvel strategist rather than be his regular ol' self.

[thegoodjae]

Team Akatsuki. The combat speed Spidey or Deadpool showed is not fast enough for them to catch Deidara fly into teh sky while having to deal with a constant 100+ puppets that are poisonous. Hidan..well him and punisher cna just go away and or w/e. No need for them.

Deidara can then just use his dragon and then use the homing missiles tilll they both die. The only reason I thin Marvel can draw is because Idk how much power is exactly needed to kill Deadpool.

In terms of awesome, Deadpool solos.

[Comic Book Guy]

Well, there's also the lack of a specified battlefield.

[G-Man]

CBG brings up a good point. If the Akatsuki guys can take cover, Sasori and Deidara will have all the time they need to prepare a rapestomp. 100 puppets, Kazekage puppet, various clay creations. It'll get ugly fast for Team Marvel if the Akatsuki guys get time to prepare.