Belgian Senate Candidate Offers 40,000 Blowjobs

[Le Male]

Belgian Senate Candidate Offers 40,000 Blowjobs
http://www.adrants.com/images/tania_bj_antwerp.jpg

Belgian NEE party senate candidate, Tania Derveaux, in an effort to thwart the efforts of candidates who were making what she claims to be ridiculous job opportunity promises, launched a campaign in which she posed nude and promised she'd create 400,000 new jobs. Men, being who men are, immediately responded to the campaign by emailing Tania to ask her for a blowjob. (Hey, it's got the word "job" in it after all.)

Ever the one to capitalize on the chance at more publicity for her cause, Tania plans to oblige her supporter's wishes and has promised to offer 40,000 actual blowjobs to those who sign up. Humorously, she's offering the shy and married ones a virtual blowjob in Second Life. All one has to do is sign up and agree to the terms of service.

The organization's website describes NEE as "an impartial protest movement (that involves) running for senate in the Belgian elections of June 10th 2007." The goal is to detract enough votes from legitimate candidates, assigning them to empty parliament seats which takes money and power away from parties and turns the power to the people who can sanction other politicians.

Tania has calculated it will take her 500 days to travel around the world performing her duties giving 80 blowjobs each day. Right. Well, you have to give them points for humor. See the TOS.



http://www.adrants.com/2007/05/belgian-senate-candidate-offers-40000-blo.php

[Mugiwara no Luffy]

Some notes after having received more than 1000 applications:

* submitting several applications will not result in more blowjobs
* Services for female applicants can only be provided in Second Life if the applicant has the necessary avatar modifications

lol sukken figned
jk lulz

[Zodd]

*looks at her picture*
Sign me up.

Uh if I'm the only one who signs, do I get 40,000 blow jobs?

[Iria]

Seriously?

Her mouth is going to fall off before she makes it to the senate =/

[DremolitoX]

Holy shit what a whore.

[T4R0K]

Belgium, what an amazing country :
- first they tell Johnny Hallyday to STFU and GTFO (thank you for fucking his first fiscal evasion attempt !)
- they have awesome comics
- and a senator that offers blowjobs.

Too bad it's just virtual :cry

[Vegitto-kun]

I already signed up

[Zodd]

Seriously?

Her mouth is going to fall off before she makes it to the senate =/

If you're so concerned, go back her up. :P

Just kidding

[Purgatory]

Sign me up, bitch!

[ArtIsABang203Kyu]

Serioiusly?!? Makes me wonder how much pride I should have in my country[Belgium]... I kind of doubt that it will actualy happen though, but it probably won't get her to win the election. People aren't stupid. Although, who knows? I don't follow policitc there (cuz I don't live there), so maybe she'd make a good senator! But if anything, I think this just ruins her chances of winning.

[Robotkiller]

Her father must be so proud.

[Le Male]

If Segolene Royal did the same, she could be president

BTW on the pic, it's 40,000 blowjobs. It's a translated version. In the original it's 400,000 blowjobs.

http://www.infobae.com/adjuntos/imagenes/79/0137981B.jpg

[Halcyon Dreamz]

Wow, the lengths that people go to to achieve something....:P

[GrimaH]

Do foreigners apply?

[Adonis]

My god! How could I not support a patriot who so vehemently supports her country?

[Creator]

Well....I cant say anything. What has this world come too...people chose blowjobs over real jobs..........:oh Sorry that wasnt me. Sign me up. (Will is cost me anything? Me is broke):P

[Dionysus]

Her father must be so proud.
He's already signed up!

[Robotkiller]

He's already signed up!

lol. Europe.

[Le Male]

Oh my GOOOOOOOOD

A video of her blowjobs assistant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3tl9tMTPEc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Emarshallmathers%2Eit%2Fpos t5772%2D9%2Ehtml

[Goodfellow]

lol. Europe.

Hey, atleast we take politics seriously in Europe:rofl

[T4R0K]

@ LeMale : O_O... ^_^ !!!

This is win, dude.

[Kayo]

I wish I lived in Belgium!

[Dionysus]

Oh my GOOOOOOOOG

A video of her blowjobs assistant
It looks like she's spreading and licking some woman.

[T4R0K]

It looks like she's spreading and licking some woman.

Which is also a good thing !! *cunnilingus fan here. I'm here for you, girls ;) *

[Le Male]

SEGOLENE ROYAL why you didn't...like the belgian and her assistant :cry

At the 3:00 min she want to talk politics.

[Zhongda]

That's a senate candidate?!! FUCK!

[Grandmaster Kane]

on one hand we have commerce and goverment at its worse
the other
we have A smoking hot chick giving out blowjobs

Guess which hand won

[impersonal]

Oh my GOOOOOOOOD

A video of her blowjobs assistant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3tl9tMTPEc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Emarshallmathers%2Eit%2Fpos t5772%2D9%2Ehtml

Sadly, you won't get any better than that :(.
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The whole point was to show that politicians can't keep the ridiculous promises they make. So I must say I didn't really believe it. But a part of me still had hope :(

(I'm sure you know which part)

From the site:
NEE

NEE is an impartial protest movement running for senate in the Belgian elections of June 10th 2007.

NEE works around political awareness and offers voters in Belgium the option to vote ‘no’ if they find that none of the parties deserve their vote. ‘No’-votes would simply create empty seats in parliament, resulting in a loss of income and power for the other parties, and giving the voters the power to sanction politicians if needed.

This is a concept that has never before been implemented in any political system worldwide. We hope to introduce the idea on an international scale because it makes for a higher level of democracy in which politicians are forced to live up to their promises as people are actually able to fire them if they wish. This would also result in a clearer view on the popularity of extremist parties, because people often vote for extremes out of dissatisfaction but don’t necessarily agree with those parties.

NEE recently became an internationally known concept, when we launched our satirical ‘40,000 blowjobs’ campaign which was a stab at the general international political climate that's filled with false promises (which was followed up with another satirical response to all the requests).

[Vom Osten]

Hmmm...her assistant is hotter.

[Haze is Dreamin']

yeah she is and she already gave me a blow job

[Pilaf]

I really like what NEE is trying to achieve with their empty seat policy.

It's powerful symbolism and a call to arms for political activists. A lot of Green candidates here in the U.S. propose similar legislation, such as putting "none of the above" as a poll option. That way, we can send a message to the powers that be that yes, we did show up. Yes, we did vote. No, we don't think any of the puppets and political machines you put your oil money into are right for our country.

I applaud this woman's ethics and her sense of humor.

[Cirus]

I don't know if it is real or not but you can sign up here: http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

[DarkFire]

dam, what a whore, i knew that she would use some random chick to replace her, fuck man, they both suck

[Juanita Tequila]

My god. Horny men would totally vote for her.

[Vom Osten]

dam, what a whore, i knew that she would use some random chick to replace her, fuck man, they both suck

Literally or metaphorically?

[Protege]

Literally or metaphorically?

Puns FTW! smile-big

Wow I'm kinda scared if this is real..But hey, if I lived in Belgium, I'd sign up.. :P

[Juanita Tequila]

BTW, that Japanese girl in that video, is either holding a giant dick or shes holding a hamburger. I don't know what to beleive.

[LayZ]

If other fellatious women were smarter, they could rule the world. Really, millions of women have given blowjobs for much less.

[Freiza]

My god! How could I not support a patriot who so vehemently supports her country?my thoughts exactly
A video of her blowjobs assistantwtf looks like shes practicing for females

[Arishem]

BTW, that Japanese girl in that video, is either holding a giant dick or shes holding a hamburger. I don't know what to beleive.

An elephant's junk is plausible considering how widely spaced her hands are. :oh

[Immortal Flame]

Her assistant is hotter than her. Although I'm not sure if she is trying to eat a burger or suck dick in the vid. Oh well, the things I'd do to be Belgian even for a moment :nod

[uchiha sandsy]

sign me up, it must be done I am afraid

[Lain]

$50 says she'll have some sort of STD by the time she's finished with them.

[Ulfgar]

:nuts Holy shit! HAHAHAHAHAHa. okay this is pure win and I want in on this.

[Taleran]

heh


We are the Knights who say NEE!

[Shirozaki]

Oh my... this is going overload. :huh

[Usagi]

Now I know what to offer the next time I run for student council.

Work with what your momma gave ya. :sag

[T4R0K]

Oh my... this is going overload. :huh

A giant Bukkake ?

[Knight_JayLo]

Her speech delegates my heart.

That is if my heart is inside my pants.

[Sektor]

Oh my god, Where can I sign up? :P

[Jetstorm]

Sign me Up!:nod

[Cavalorn]

Her assistant looks like she's eating a burger when she pretends to... *cough cough*

But both her and her "assistant" are hot, I give them that.

[Silver Reflection]

She'll have no gag reflex left once she's done.

[Lux]

Hey, hey, I live in Belgium, so how come I didn't heard of this yet? Seriously, the whole country must be shocked. We're not really used to politicians like that... I mean, did you see our Prime Minister?

http://img126.imageshack.us/my.php?image=belgianprimeministerguynx1.jpg

Maybe Tania becomes senator, and after that she wants to become Prime Minister :laugh . It would be a huge change, believe me.

[Circe]

Rubbish .
$50 says she'll have some sort of STD by the time she's finished with them.
AIDS.

[Sektor]

If your too lazy to read the page, She only does it with a condom..

[LayZ]

She only does it with a condom..

Sign of a true professional.

[Judgemento]

BTW, that Japanese girl in that video, is either holding a giant dick or shes holding a hamburger. I don't know what to beleive.

I though she was licking a pussy...cat :oh

[DarkRaven7789]

...sh!t .

[Vom Osten]

Is anyone else suddenly extremely interested in Belgian elections? I certainly am!