Wu-Tang vs Metallica and Slayer

[mystictrunks]

All members living or dead are participating. Original 9+ Caponda for Wu

Round 1) A straight up fight in an NYC club.
Round 2) They get all the supernatural abilities and such that they've wrote about over the years
Round 3) A musical competetion. Who can make the better song.


Can the forces of metal defeat the wu-tang method? Or will Shaolin reigh supreme forever.

[The Internet]

Metallica solos Wu tang then team kills slayer.

[mystictrunks]

Wu-Tang has mob ties though.

[The Internet]

Wu-Tang has mob ties though.

Metallica has the devil on there side.

Besides, this is group vs group

If we included any influnces, Metallica has a huge fucking army of fans that dwarf Wu Tang fans.

[mystictrunks]

Metallica has the devil on there side.

Besides, this is group vs group

If we included any influnces, Metallica has a huge fucking army of fans that dwarf Wu Tang fans.

The "official" wu-family of artists is about 3000+ internationally. The unofficial Wu-fam is ridiculously large. Wu-Tang also has quite a number of fans as well.

& I was being serious, a few members of Wu are friends with the Gambino crime family.

[The Internet]

The "official" wu-family of artists is about 3000+ internationally. The unofficial Wu-fam is ridiculously large. Wu-Tang also has quite a number of fans as well.

& I was being serious, a few members of Wu are friends with the Gambino crime family.

Metallica still solos.

They play a unworldly guitar rift, and summon demons from the depth of hell to rape the Wu Tang Clan.

[King Bookah]

If the Wu Tang clan gets their special abilities from the Def Jam games, then it's a done deal.

[mystictrunks]

Metallica still solos.

They play a unworldly guitar rift, and summon demons from the depth of hell to rape the Wu Tang Clan.

GZA cuts them down with a liquid sword.

[The Internet]

GZA cuts them down with a liquid sword.

negative :oh

[mystictrunks]

negative :oh

:huh .


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[Dark Evangel]

Slayer owns all. Tom Araya's voice is scary as hell and Kerry King is fucking metal god. Metallica is ok but they're sell outs.

[HK-47]

Metalica wins in a big fucking rapestomp.Nuf said.

[Zephos]

Ol' Dirty Bastard solos this without any effort.

What the hell are metal bands going to do against authentic crazyness?
Headbang?

RZA,Ghostface Killah, and Method Man might also potentially solo.

[thegoodjae]

Metalbands are weak. Only the actual band members are good nad the singer usually talks about how "evil" or "tough" he is which is fail because anyone decent athletic person can whoop up on usual singers easy. At least it is better than the whining in bands these days. Lyrics and music are bad. At least metal had some great riffs as well as solos.

[Zephos]

Yhea.
Have any of the Mettalica/Slayer members been shot before?

[HK-47]

Who gives a fuck?
"I was shot nine times"
Big fucking whoop.

[Zephos]

Who gives a fuck?
"I was shot nine times"
Big fucking whoop.

That would be 50 Cent champ.

[mystictrunks]

Who gives a fuck?
"I was shot nine times"
Big fucking whoop.

Someone tried to mug ODB and RZA. ODB grabbed the shotgun the mugger had and pointed it at him.

That's bad assery on a cosmic level.


P.S. Wu doesn't like 50.

[Zephos]

RZA could PRODUCE a Metallica/Slayer record if he wanted.
Thats immediate tier inadequacy here.

[thegoodjae]

50 is fail. Rap these days is fail anyways. No emotion or meaning. One track about sex money and drugs after another.

[Zephos]

Rap these days is like Hair Metal.
It'll get its own Nevermind soon.

[mystictrunks]

50 is fail. Rap these days is fail anyways. No emotion or meaning. One track about sex money and drugs after another.

Check out the intelligent hip-hop discussion in the music department and you'll see that that is very untrue.

[HK-47]

50 Cent's a fake,he only was REALLY shot three times,only three.

50 Cent=Phail

[Zephos]

50 Cent's a fake,he only was REALLY shot three times,only three.

50 Cent=Phail

Good thing he isn't a part of Wu-Tang.

[Elijah Snow]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Wu-Tang ain't nutin' to fuck wit.