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T_Frick
05-12-2007, 11:32 AM
Now here's thing, Chuck Norris has been in a freak accident which involved ilegal performance inhancers that gave him superhuman powers(that way the match is more evened out). My bet's still on Masterchief. He's not only a master in weaponry, speed, strength, and jumping. But he's also got luck and brains on his side. And if you follow the Halo storyline closely enough, you would know that Masterchief is the luckiest bastard ever.

Although, Chuck Norris is a beast! He's got martial arts, super strength, still slower than Masterchief, but he's also got enhanced focus.

Idk, I would still go with the Chief.

And here's the battle situation, Chuck Norris and Masterchief are fighting together against the covenant. Of course the UNSC gave Chuck a recharging shield. So thir fighting along when out of no where a hunter comes up and bashes Chuck into a medical tube(btw this is all taking place in a medical lab on Earth). The tube closes and smoke starts to fill the tube. Masterchief whips out the sniper and finishes off the hunter from behind. All that was left of the covenant are corpses and blood. The tube Chuck was in began to clear up and open. Chuck climbs out. As Masterchief turns around and begins walking away, Chuck picks up a plasma pistol and a br. He begins charging the pistol. Masterchief hears it and ducks for cover behind a flipped over reinforced steel table. And the battle begins.

What do you guys think? Go ahead and use your imagination here and just come up with even more ridiculous battle situations.

Kameil
05-12-2007, 11:37 AM
Master Chief kills him with ease....:oh

Purgatory
05-12-2007, 11:39 AM
Chuck needs not silly things. He's omnipotent as it is. He'll roundhouse kick Chief into the next dimension.

Hype
05-12-2007, 12:09 PM
Chuck needs not silly things. He's omnipotent as it is. He'll roundhouse kick Chief into the next dimension.

dont you ever get bored of repeating the same shite thats been getting repeated for over 5 years.

Like a fucking zombie

TAM ZEDEKIAH
05-12-2007, 01:38 PM
dont you ever get bored of repeating the same shite thats been getting repeated for over 5 years.

Like a fucking zombie

Lmao!

anyway Id say mastercheif.

He genectically emhanced to the point where he killed a soilder in one punch
....without his armor

Kai
05-12-2007, 02:10 PM
Master Chief has infinite respawns. He wins by default.

Purgatory
05-12-2007, 02:21 PM
dont you ever get bored of repeating the same shite thats been getting repeated for over 5 years.

Like a fucking zombie

Nope, not one bit.

Aokiji
05-12-2007, 02:57 PM
This is a curbstomp. Chuck norris wins.

Zack_Strife
05-12-2007, 03:07 PM
The Chief is Chuck Norris under all that armour.

Comic Book Guy
05-12-2007, 03:38 PM
Serious thread or Joke thread?

Random Nobody
05-12-2007, 03:46 PM
Serious thread or Joke thread?

I think it was trying to be a serious thread, but once you mention Chuck Norris it becomes a joke thread.

Oh and Chief takes this because the Chuck Norris joke is old.

T_Frick
05-13-2007, 10:56 PM
The Chuck Norris joke died forever ago. That's not the point. This is kind of a serious thread. I mean honestly, who do you think would win?

My bet's still on Chief. I mean Chuck has all that kung-fu crap. But Masterchief is an expert sharpshooter. And this is a battle of weaponry. Not to mention I would think Masterchief would have more knowledge of the futuristic weaponry.

Random Nobody
05-13-2007, 11:00 PM
Serious fight the Chief destroys him effortlessly. What does Chuck Norris know about using future weaponry?