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Scorp A Derp
05-04-2007, 07:01 PM
Hello everybody I'm new here and I'v decided to make my first thread.....YES IM HAPPY ABOUT IT:yell Ok then let's get started.

P.S. This might be a joke thread or not.....maybe.
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I'v seen some really weird pairings in my life. Kakasaku, NaruSasu, NejiHina and I even seen IrukaPakun! And I can't even tell ya where that came in. Now a detailed explanation of all the pairings I think r weird.

NaruSasu: Wow well this one I think needs no real explanation, it's just weird, I MEAN LOOK AT IT :yell I can't see their bond going past anything but friendship, but I'm not the kind of person interested in *Clears Throat* umm...that stuff :) but hey if you are thats fine with me. Besides I always thought he had a fetish for long tounged, pale albino, snakes? Well whatever on to the next.

IrukaPakun: Well this one just blows my mind on how stupid and simple-minded people can be sometimes. The weirdest thing is I first saw this on a lemon, and I click on it thinking it must be joke but wow was I surprised. How can a human have sex with a dog? I mean y doesn't Kakashi summon more of his dogs and have Naruto come over too and have him summon up his frogs and then they all can have a big fucking animal sex orgy! Oh no wait I forgot about Tsunade let's get her in here and have her summon up her giant slug! OH YEAH THAT'LL BE EPIC! Lol j/k:P

ShikaTema: Well most people will prob be thinking "What's wrong with this pairing it seems alright" HAAAA! That what they want you to think it's all one big fucking giant conspiracy! This is how I imagine there lives would be.

"Hey Temari want to go to the beach?"

*Hit's him on the head with her fan*

"NOIDONTWANTTOGOTOTHEBEACHWHYDOYOUWANTTOGOTOTHEBEAC H"

"Um....what"

*Hit's him on the head with her fan*

"Isaidydouwanttogotothebeach!"

"Fucking this, I'm going to the shed to jack off to superman"

*Hit's him on the head with her fan*

"Oh walk away you fucking sissy, instead of facing your fears like a reall man"

It's just weird they would constantly be fighting until the day they die...or get a fucking divorce.

NarutoHina: LOLOLOLOL This might be my favorite pairing but still I have to make fun of it. The whole day would prob go like this.

Naruto: HeyHinata what do you want at the store?

Hinata: Umm...eeeep...w-w-w-w-well N-n-n-n-a-a-r-r-r-u-u-t-t-t-o-o-o Ma-b-be-y-y a c-c-c-c-coo---cook-k-k-k-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-e-e-e.

*Naruto leaves right in the middle of her sentence*

Hinata: FUCKFARTSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol I can really see that shit happening and I would be laughing all the way through. And how the hell would she have sex with him if she always faints when seeing him. I mean if just seeing him on the street makese her faint then think what would happen if he takes off his pants or something.

NaruSaku: Becides the fact that she is a ugly as hell pink asshole. She just doesn't go good with Naruto's character. I mean if Naruto tried to leave the house or something, Sakura would prob flip out and bash him over the head saying "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG NARUTO YOU NOT LEAVIN THIS HOUSE WITHOUT WEARING YOUR TRACKING DEVICE!!!!!! INCASE YOU TRY TO LEAVE ME FOR BEING AN ANNOYING BITCH JUST LIKE SASUKE DID!!!

"FUCKING BITCH NOW I SEE WHY SASUKE FUCKING LEFT THIS VILLAGE YOU MUST FUCKING HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT! NOW LET ME GO!"

KakaSaku: Well this is most likly the most annoying pairing I'v ever come across. Not only is there really a FC for this....this ....this SHIT, but there are really some people who think it will happen! I mean I think Kakashi would fucking shove a Chidori right up her fat ass to get a birds eye view of what it looks like then rip out her fucking spinal cord! Becides Kakashi is obviously better off being a pervert.

Well thats all I have now I'll put some more down later after my hands stop hurting, and yes I'm expecting alot of neg's buuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttt I really don't care.

PS. I know almost all of these are crack but still they suck!

nightmistress
05-04-2007, 08:51 PM
Nice to see you trying to flesh these out for yourself. Now get ready for debating....

Instant Karma
05-04-2007, 08:56 PM
Let the fan-tards commence battle. :clap

Needless2say
05-04-2007, 08:56 PM
OH. geez. here it comes.

Judgemento
05-04-2007, 08:59 PM
FANS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!11!!

*Ex-PrinCeSs*
05-04-2007, 09:02 PM
Naruto: HeyHinata what do you want at the store?

Hinata: Umm...eeeep...w-w-w-w-well N-n-n-n-a-a-r-r-r-u-u-t-t-t-o-o-o Ma-b-be-y-y a c-c-c-c-coo---cook-k-k-k-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-e-e-e.

*Naruto leaves right in the middle of her sentence*

Hinata: FUCKFARTSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol I can really see that shit happening and I would be laughing all the way through. And how the hell would she have sex with him if she always faints when seeing him. I mean if just seeing him on the street makese her faint then think what would happen if he takes off his pants or something.


LoLsz:P This part really cracked me up!

nuh-uh
05-04-2007, 09:33 PM
In this corner, we have the NaruSaku fans.
They're obsessed with seeing what a kid with a blonde father and a...pinkette mother would look like.
In this corner, we have the NaruHina fans.
They're obsessed with seeing what a kid with a blonde father and
a...bluenette mother would look like.
In this corner, we have the NaruSasu fangirls.
They're obsessed with finding a way to get men pregnant.
In this corner, we have the HinaNeji fans.
They're obsessed with incest.
I would say more, but I insulted enough people today.
LET THE FIGHT COMMENCE!

Tokoyami
05-04-2007, 09:33 PM
These aren't stupid pairings.

NARUTOxNARUKO FTW!!!!

Or narutoxkyuubi.

kyuubi425
05-04-2007, 09:34 PM
"At my signal, UNLEASH HELL!" :kukuku

Tokoyami
05-04-2007, 09:37 PM
I'm sorry but hells been pretty bad lately so it's under house arrest.

nuh-uh
05-04-2007, 09:48 PM
I'm sorry but hells been pretty bad lately so it's under house arrest.

You win the internet.

nightmistress
05-04-2007, 10:03 PM
...we're anticipating more battle than we're getting...*le sigh*

l)emonMarine
05-04-2007, 10:12 PM
I loved the NaruHina ones and the Narusaku ones. XD Cracked me up.

Chee
05-04-2007, 10:23 PM
This thread is funny.

Naruto: HeyHinata what do you want at the store?

Hinata: Umm...eeeep...w-w-w-w-well N-n-n-n-a-a-r-r-r-u-u-t-t-t-o-o-o Ma-b-be-y-y a c-c-c-c-coo---cook-k-k-k-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-e-e-e.

*Naruto leaves right in the middle of her sentence*

Hinata: FUCKFARTSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol I can really see that shit happening and I would be laughing all the way through. And how the hell would she have sex with him if she always faints when seeing him. I mean if just seeing him on the street makese her faint then think what would happen if he takes off his pants or something.

:lmao

Cair
05-04-2007, 10:30 PM
This is some of the most true/hilarious crap I've read in a while. ^^ Nice.

Yakushi Kabuto
05-04-2007, 10:33 PM
I'm truly amused, and I think anyone who would want to argue about this are too tired from other pairing threads. I have nothing to complain about, this amuses me.

Scorp A Derp
05-04-2007, 10:38 PM
Alright I'm continuing this, now i'll get to some that really will make you wonder about life.....lol life.

NaruKyuu: Ok I don't see how poeple come up with this stuff it's really starting to get out of control. I don't even know how this would work, I mean I guess Naruto would go into his own mind magicly and then just randomly start hitting it off with Kyuubi?

Naruto: "Hey Kyuubi how's it going?"

Kyuubi: "Ehh pretty good........wanna have sex?"

Naruto: OH YEAH :yell

And wouldn't that make Kyuubi a gay demon and it would also make Naruto a gay little boy? Wow, obviously I'm thinking to hard about this, BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS! That's what happens when you think about fucked up pairings and how in god's design they would come together! *Deep Breath*

NarutoNaruko?: Ok this one I think is het...or maybe yaoi.....well....wait you know what fuck it. This one creeps me out because in a way he's having sex with himself, but in a straight way. Ahh wait you know what would be funny!

Naruto: You ready Naruko?

Naruko: YEAH :yell

Naruto: Ok just pull down your pant.....wait. WHAT THE FUCK IN GOD'S NAME IS THAT!!!!

Naruko: AHHH HOLY SHIT IM A TRANSVESTITE

lol I'd laugh.

NaruTema:...............You know what it would just suck next pairing.

SasuItachi: WOW HOLY SHIT! I GUESS SASUKE FORGOT ABOUT HIM KILLING HIS BROTHER, AVENGING HIS CLAN AND REVIVING IT! This one really strikes me as funny. I wonder if they have sex in Tsukuyomi?

Itachi: "For the next 72 hours you and I shall have butt sex! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH"

Sasuke: "OMG I LOVES BUTT SEX!!!! IT'S SO STYLISH!"

Itachi: "Hmm...it's not as fun when it's black, white and red."

I can also imagine Itachi saying "Giggidy Giggidy Goo" throught the whole thing.

ItachiSaku: Wow Itachi must be a popular guy nowadays, he's like a pimp......cept he gets all the guys too. I mean I don't understand all these pairings, there not even remotly interesting! I mean the first thing I picture Itachi doing when he first sees Sakura is going like this.

Itachi: "OH MY GIRDLE (I always say that in school) it's a herpy!!!"

Sakura: "You mean harpy, right?"

Itachi: "......Maybe both........RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!"

More later.

Mel
05-04-2007, 10:46 PM
LoL this thread is so funny XD
Good job ^.^
LOL

fennixfire
05-05-2007, 01:25 AM
So as not to get sucked into a pairing debate, I'll keep my opinion short and simple.
*clears throat* I like SasuNaru/NaruSasu.:oh That is all.

Very funny thread by the way! :)

SiennaEyes
05-05-2007, 11:10 AM
very funny... you got a few chuckles out of me as i read thru this...i'm beginning to find pairings of the characters more or less non-amusing... i'm favoring an OC with a character as of now... but there are some pretty shitty OC's out there too... oh well can't win 'em all!

Orochis_bitch
05-05-2007, 12:48 PM
I like some of those cracky pairings, but funny nonetheless ^^

Amaru
05-05-2007, 02:02 PM
When Wallshadow grew up, he wanted to be just like Amaru and make a stupid Naruto pairings thread. Grow my child, you have not yet reached true power. By the time I had 29 posts I had two green bars.

8D However, amuse me. What do you think of Udon x Hanabi?

Scorp A Derp
05-05-2007, 02:20 PM
As Amaru said:

UdonHana: What? Just...Just what? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN! SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW THIS CAME TO BE! I mean did Udon just decide to take a stroll down Konoha's sidewalk and find Hanabi training in just a wet t-shirt covered with sweat and very very short shorts?

Udon: *Walking down a dirt path* *Whistling* Who's that?

Hanabi: Oh I'm so wet and sweaty I'm going to lower my sexy body into the water and play around with my sister Hinata :)

Udon: According to me (yes I mean me and not my) super brain and me super-demonically-never-ending runny nose I predict that this girl is too into boys for me. But what the hell I'll go out of character and hit on her for fun :)

It's kinda funny though.

DeiTobi: Ok the main problem I have with this pairing is that I had no idea villians where allowed to have pairings? And the fact that dei is a man and not a women, but maybe this was made when people didn't know if dei was a male or a female, but still that's no excuse! It still suck's monkey fuck, it still suck's your balls off and spit's them up your asshole! But it's also interesting because I can imagine them getting into a lot of funny situation's. I think I......like this. I like this? I think a the fucking world is coming to an end! LITTERALY FIRE AND BRIMSTONE RAINING FROM THE SKY, DOG AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER, VOLCANOS ERUPTING, RIVER'S AND SEA'S BOILING, 40 YEARS OF DARKNESS, EARTHQUAKES, THE DEAD RISING FROM THEIR GRAVES, HUMAN SACRAFICE, MASS HYSTERIA! But don't worry I'll find something about that sux! Like the fact that Tobi is really short and Dei is very tall I mean how would they kiss. Would Dei have to pick him up or something, and would Tobi get off by Dei saying:

Dei: Tobi's a good boy :)

Tobi: ALRIGHT :yell

More later I'm hungry.

Amaru
05-05-2007, 02:25 PM
xD But we all know Udon is smarter than that. He can kick AL's ass while doing long division.

I approve though. xDD (and originally, minus the anime screwing it up, the team Udon was in consisted of himself, Konohamaru and Hanabi.)

Scorp A Derp
05-05-2007, 02:54 PM
If people are wondering where I get my inspiration from read this.

The AVGN or Angry Video Game Nerd is now famous for his ability to make fun of game he think's are shitty. He has made a number of video's with very good high special effects such as explosion's or laser beams or other very funny stuff.

---I LOVES WIKI!

If people are interested in him and want to become a fan of his work like me, please come here: http://cinemassacre.com/Movies/Nes_Nerd_videos.html

The order his video's are in are:

Castlevania: Simon's quest
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
The Karate Kid (One Of MY Faveorates)
Rodger Rabbit
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Back To The Future
Mckids
Wally Bear And The No Gang
Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu (One Of My Faveorates)
Top Gun
Double Dragon 3
The Anger Begins
Friday The 13th
Nightmare On Elm Street
Power Glove
Chronolgically Confused About Video Game And Movie Title Sequals
Rocky
Bible Games
The Video Game Wars
Top 10 Nerd Moments Of 2006
Atari 5200
Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters: Follow Up
Ghostbusters: Conclusion
TMNT: The Movie 3 Part 1
TMNT: The Movie 3 Part 2
TMNT: The New Movie
Video Game Vault: Duck Tales
Spiderman
Sega CD

Rep Me If You Laugh MUHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHH!

Lycanthropy
05-05-2007, 03:13 PM
This is actually sort of funny X) The stuff about ItaSasu and ItaSaku made me laugh a bit :P
Speaking of Itachi, what about.. Itachi and Kisame? :shifty

Krahiz
05-05-2007, 03:36 PM
Lol, yes some pairings are really wierd and somewhat disgusting lol, i think i've seen GaixNeji pairings somewhere....look lol, Gai and Neji!?
it sounds wrong and very....yuk! Like Gai in his sweaty tight suit after days work, i feel sorry about Neji, WHY? WHY?

Gai: Neji! now after a hard day of work let our youthfulness takes us to heaven in many different ways and positions!

Neji: ......Am i destined too?...:wink

Gai: Well if you feel like kinky that way?!

*Kaoru*
05-06-2007, 12:29 AM
This is the most hilarious thing I think I have ever read.
You win teh interwebs.