Scorp A Derp
05-04-2007, 07:01 PM
Hello everybody I'm new here and I'v decided to make my first thread.....YES IM HAPPY ABOUT IT:yell Ok then let's get started.
P.S. This might be a joke thread or not.....maybe.
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I'v seen some really weird pairings in my life. Kakasaku, NaruSasu, NejiHina and I even seen IrukaPakun! And I can't even tell ya where that came in. Now a detailed explanation of all the pairings I think r weird.
NaruSasu: Wow well this one I think needs no real explanation, it's just weird, I MEAN LOOK AT IT :yell I can't see their bond going past anything but friendship, but I'm not the kind of person interested in *Clears Throat* umm...that stuff :) but hey if you are thats fine with me. Besides I always thought he had a fetish for long tounged, pale albino, snakes? Well whatever on to the next.
IrukaPakun: Well this one just blows my mind on how stupid and simple-minded people can be sometimes. The weirdest thing is I first saw this on a lemon, and I click on it thinking it must be joke but wow was I surprised. How can a human have sex with a dog? I mean y doesn't Kakashi summon more of his dogs and have Naruto come over too and have him summon up his frogs and then they all can have a big fucking animal sex orgy! Oh no wait I forgot about Tsunade let's get her in here and have her summon up her giant slug! OH YEAH THAT'LL BE EPIC! Lol j/k:P
ShikaTema: Well most people will prob be thinking "What's wrong with this pairing it seems alright" HAAAA! That what they want you to think it's all one big fucking giant conspiracy! This is how I imagine there lives would be.
"Hey Temari want to go to the beach?"
*Hit's him on the head with her fan*
"NOIDONTWANTTOGOTOTHEBEACHWHYDOYOUWANTTOGOTOTHEBEAC H"
"Um....what"
*Hit's him on the head with her fan*
"Isaidydouwanttogotothebeach!"
"Fucking this, I'm going to the shed to jack off to superman"
*Hit's him on the head with her fan*
"Oh walk away you fucking sissy, instead of facing your fears like a reall man"
It's just weird they would constantly be fighting until the day they die...or get a fucking divorce.
NarutoHina: LOLOLOLOL This might be my favorite pairing but still I have to make fun of it. The whole day would prob go like this.
Naruto: HeyHinata what do you want at the store?
Hinata: Umm...eeeep...w-w-w-w-well N-n-n-n-a-a-r-r-r-u-u-t-t-t-o-o-o Ma-b-be-y-y a c-c-c-c-coo---cook-k-k-k-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-e-e-e.
*Naruto leaves right in the middle of her sentence*
Hinata: FUCKFARTSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol I can really see that shit happening and I would be laughing all the way through. And how the hell would she have sex with him if she always faints when seeing him. I mean if just seeing him on the street makese her faint then think what would happen if he takes off his pants or something.
NaruSaku: Becides the fact that she is a ugly as hell pink asshole. She just doesn't go good with Naruto's character. I mean if Naruto tried to leave the house or something, Sakura would prob flip out and bash him over the head saying "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG NARUTO YOU NOT LEAVIN THIS HOUSE WITHOUT WEARING YOUR TRACKING DEVICE!!!!!! INCASE YOU TRY TO LEAVE ME FOR BEING AN ANNOYING BITCH JUST LIKE SASUKE DID!!!
"FUCKING BITCH NOW I SEE WHY SASUKE FUCKING LEFT THIS VILLAGE YOU MUST FUCKING HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT! NOW LET ME GO!"
KakaSaku: Well this is most likly the most annoying pairing I'v ever come across. Not only is there really a FC for this....this ....this SHIT, but there are really some people who think it will happen! I mean I think Kakashi would fucking shove a Chidori right up her fat ass to get a birds eye view of what it looks like then rip out her fucking spinal cord! Becides Kakashi is obviously better off being a pervert.
Well thats all I have now I'll put some more down later after my hands stop hurting, and yes I'm expecting alot of neg's buuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttt I really don't care.
PS. I know almost all of these are crack but still they suck!
P.S. This might be a joke thread or not.....maybe.
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I'v seen some really weird pairings in my life. Kakasaku, NaruSasu, NejiHina and I even seen IrukaPakun! And I can't even tell ya where that came in. Now a detailed explanation of all the pairings I think r weird.
NaruSasu: Wow well this one I think needs no real explanation, it's just weird, I MEAN LOOK AT IT :yell I can't see their bond going past anything but friendship, but I'm not the kind of person interested in *Clears Throat* umm...that stuff :) but hey if you are thats fine with me. Besides I always thought he had a fetish for long tounged, pale albino, snakes? Well whatever on to the next.
IrukaPakun: Well this one just blows my mind on how stupid and simple-minded people can be sometimes. The weirdest thing is I first saw this on a lemon, and I click on it thinking it must be joke but wow was I surprised. How can a human have sex with a dog? I mean y doesn't Kakashi summon more of his dogs and have Naruto come over too and have him summon up his frogs and then they all can have a big fucking animal sex orgy! Oh no wait I forgot about Tsunade let's get her in here and have her summon up her giant slug! OH YEAH THAT'LL BE EPIC! Lol j/k:P
ShikaTema: Well most people will prob be thinking "What's wrong with this pairing it seems alright" HAAAA! That what they want you to think it's all one big fucking giant conspiracy! This is how I imagine there lives would be.
"Hey Temari want to go to the beach?"
*Hit's him on the head with her fan*
"NOIDONTWANTTOGOTOTHEBEACHWHYDOYOUWANTTOGOTOTHEBEAC H"
"Um....what"
*Hit's him on the head with her fan*
"Isaidydouwanttogotothebeach!"
"Fucking this, I'm going to the shed to jack off to superman"
*Hit's him on the head with her fan*
"Oh walk away you fucking sissy, instead of facing your fears like a reall man"
It's just weird they would constantly be fighting until the day they die...or get a fucking divorce.
NarutoHina: LOLOLOLOL This might be my favorite pairing but still I have to make fun of it. The whole day would prob go like this.
Naruto: HeyHinata what do you want at the store?
Hinata: Umm...eeeep...w-w-w-w-well N-n-n-n-a-a-r-r-r-u-u-t-t-t-o-o-o Ma-b-be-y-y a c-c-c-c-coo---cook-k-k-k-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-e-e-e.
*Naruto leaves right in the middle of her sentence*
Hinata: FUCKFARTSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol I can really see that shit happening and I would be laughing all the way through. And how the hell would she have sex with him if she always faints when seeing him. I mean if just seeing him on the street makese her faint then think what would happen if he takes off his pants or something.
NaruSaku: Becides the fact that she is a ugly as hell pink asshole. She just doesn't go good with Naruto's character. I mean if Naruto tried to leave the house or something, Sakura would prob flip out and bash him over the head saying "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG NARUTO YOU NOT LEAVIN THIS HOUSE WITHOUT WEARING YOUR TRACKING DEVICE!!!!!! INCASE YOU TRY TO LEAVE ME FOR BEING AN ANNOYING BITCH JUST LIKE SASUKE DID!!!
"FUCKING BITCH NOW I SEE WHY SASUKE FUCKING LEFT THIS VILLAGE YOU MUST FUCKING HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT! NOW LET ME GO!"
KakaSaku: Well this is most likly the most annoying pairing I'v ever come across. Not only is there really a FC for this....this ....this SHIT, but there are really some people who think it will happen! I mean I think Kakashi would fucking shove a Chidori right up her fat ass to get a birds eye view of what it looks like then rip out her fucking spinal cord! Becides Kakashi is obviously better off being a pervert.
Well thats all I have now I'll put some more down later after my hands stop hurting, and yes I'm expecting alot of neg's buuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttt I really don't care.
PS. I know almost all of these are crack but still they suck!