~Of Bones and Notes:The Official Kimimaro x Tayuya FC~

[tricia868]

GAH! I NEED TO READ THE NEW CHAPTERS! I'm about 3 behind. (And I need to STOP opening spoilers, before I...meow, *falls down dead* Good thing cats have 9 lives?)

[Revy]

spoilers are fun!!!

[Tousen]

But it is official.

Deidara's ass just got blown up.:nuts
ooooh come on I want to party now!!!:cry

i know i know i know..but i just wanna see a cerfiticate first to make it offical because the way the last few chapters are going anything seems to be possilbe

[Revy]

i know i know i know..but i just wanna see a cerfiticate first to make it offical because the way the last few chapters are going anything seems to be possilbe
I really hope Deidara doesn't turn into a zombieXD

[Tousen]

theres always some shit that can happen...but coming from the deidara fc it looks like its official...so ill meet you in the AD FC and we can get this shindig started :amuse

[Revy]

theres always some shit that can happen...but coming from the deidara fc it looks like its official...so ill meet you in the AD FC and we can get this shindig started :amuse

yay, I can't wait.:amuse

[Locard]

brandon heat number 1 sweeper fucking rocks..it actually put a tear to my eye...the ending was the best


honestly i will not watch fruit basket..i swear on everything when i played soccer in junior high i was only a freshman a senior football player came up to me and was like "hey do you know what a fruit basket is" and i was like "idk a basket of fruit" and he was like "no let me show you" the fucking asshole put his dick and hit nuts between his legs turned around and bent over and the image i saw was a fruit basket...hence the reason why i refuse to watch or deal with anything that is called or has fruit and basket in the same sentence

why was the soccer team changing in the same locker room as the football i dont know..times where rough in school:rofl
no wonder why you dont wanna hear about fruits and baskets.
I wanna give it a try to that manga because everyone says how hella funny is, eventhough the only shojo i've ever read is Love Hina.

.....so anyone read naruto manga chapter 362?
Deidara died :laugh
Eleven ,we really should have a party.:amuse
hmm, i thought he'd escape somehow, that whole match was um..kinda pointless for both characters , so i wasnt expecting anyone to die.

It seems that Kishimoto was eager to kill him. Maybe kishi already got tired of the Akatsuki and wants to kill them off as soon as possible so he can concentrate on Team hebi and Sasunaru:plot

[Revy]

Juugo-kun!!!
need to show more of his ass cuz I'm getting tired of seeing suigetsu and karin.

[Locard]

Juugo-kun!!!
need to show more of his ass cuz I'm getting tired of seeing suigetsu and karin.Yeah, we need moar Juugo!

nor to mention that moar Juugo might lead to moar Kimi..in flashbacks at least:nuts

[Tousen]

im actually looking forward to hear a little bit more about suigestu...i wanna see if they show him chopping someone arms off and stuff like that

[ghostalexc]

im actually looking forward to hear a little bit more about suigestu...i wanna see if they show him chopping someone arms off and stuff like thatonly zabuza can handle that sword

[Tousen]

well right now suigestu has it and hes doing a pretty ok job with it

[Tousen]

hes a man made outta water


why no love for the water people :trytocry

[Revy]

I just hate suigetsu. kay!!!
he's like a sakon/zabuza wannabe.XD

[Locard]

I just hate suigetsu. kay!!!
he's like a sakon/zabuza wannabe.XDand also Kisame's XD

What i really find weird of Suigetsu, is the fact that the guy seems to be made out of water. How the heck do you hurt a guy like that?

i mean, im gonna be really pissed if Kishi dont come with an explanation and they just kill him with a kunai in the back.

[Revy]

I don't know if you ask me suigetsu's kinda weak.
I mean he can't go a few steps without getting thirsty.
And where the hell does that water he always drinks come from?

[Revy]

OMFG my first member!!!!
I love you nkon!!!!
um let me just get the 2nd post and I'll add you,kay!!!:)

[nkon]

joinage plz :vegeta

[Effloresce]

Hi everyone :hug
Still working on that fanfiction.
Hang on reading old previous posts and latest manga chapter.

[Tousen]

JUST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW I HAVE SIGNED THIS FC OVER TO TAYUYAXKIMIMARO 4EVA AKA TK AKA L

[Effloresce]

Hi Eleven!
*slaps forehead* How could I not have noticed that.
Just shows how observant I am to everything around me XDD
Tayuya x Kimimaro 4eva, congratulations on ownership. ^^

[Revy]

Thanks xx-ravskee-xx:)*hugs*
Also what fanfic?
Wow I feel like charlie from Willy Wonka and the choclate factory!!!XD

[Effloresce]

The TayuyaxKimimaro fanficition I'm in the middle of writing.
I'm hand writing it now. Been working on the plot for ages. I think it's going to be a long time until I finish it.
You feel like Charlie?
Is it because you got the FC just like Charlie got the chocolate factory from Willy Wonka

[Revy]

Yep, I know it's corny but that's how I feel.XD

Well I'm sure the fanfic is gonna be great.
Can't wait to read it!!:)

[Effloresce]

I felt like that too when the Anti-Karin FC got passed down to me.

I hope it'll be great, right now it's just weird, but I'm trying to fix it.

[Revy]

Hope everything goes great with fixing it all up!!:)
And yay finally someone who understands my happyness!!XD

[Effloresce]

There ok I fixed it =]
:lmao

[Revy]

Cool,maybe I might join the anti Karin club.
But right for me she's just eehhhh
meaning she's just there.XD

[tricia868]

her hair reminds me of Sasuke's

[Effloresce]

Something about Karin doesn't seem right.
Ever since it showed up in that panel one word flashed into mind 'whore'
Anyway I'm going to be off now. Bye Bye. :hug

edit: Hi and bye Tricia-chan!

[Revy]

*hugs*bye!!!
Hi tricia !!!:)

[Locard]

:omg
TK, you're the new owner now??

what can i say..

CONGRATULATIONS!

i wanna know if im still co-owner XD

[tricia868]

I got this sudden urge to cosplay as Tayuya...I did my hair like hers tonight (only in my own room though)...but I think I could pull off a good Tayuya. My hair's the right length and style; some temporary hairdye, a trip to the fabric store, and a few hours of work, & I could pull it off. I'm definitely doing Tayu for one day when I make it to a con. (and another day would be Kagura from Fruits Basket, because I'm already making her Kyo-cat backpack for a friend of mine, so once I've made that, I might as well make the rest of a costume.) Then, I'd pick another one...(because I get so few chances to dress up, I would REALLY make the most of it.) Unfortunately, it will be quite awhile before I actually make it to a con.

[Revy]

:omg
TK, you're the new owner now??

what can i say..

CONGRATULATIONS!

i wanna know if im still co-owner XD
Thanks Locard and hell yeah you're still the co-owner!!!:amuse
And tricia868 you should most def go as Tayuya. Wow you cosplay,how many character have you cosplayed as?

[Locard]

Thats good to know TK

Tricia it'd be cool if you send us pics of your cosplay,

[Revy]

*hugs Locard*
I know,it's freaking cool,huh?

[Locard]

*hugs Locard*
I know,it's freaking cool,huh?
i suppose eleven was too busy with his other 10 fanclubs so he gave you the ownership of this one, good decission XD

[Revy]

I know, I feel so grateful!!!!
Ive never been this happy before!!!!
Whoa Eleven be busy,huh?
wow,I'm impressed.
10FCs!!!!!!!

[Locard]

oh i was kidding, i dont know how many Fc's does he have XD

it was 5 only in the Naruto section

[Revy]

Ohhh, hahahaha,dumb moment I had there.
Locard, thanks for the sig comment.:)
what did you think when you first saw it?XD

[Locard]

Ohhh, hahahaha,dumb moment I had there.
Locard, thanks for the sig comment.:)
what did you think when you first saw it?XDI thought "wtf"? then i lol'd

did you know that Hellsing was intended to be a hentai manga?

I have the first real Hellsing chapter, Seras is raped by two vampires, then Alucard arrives and kills them, looking all cool

It seems the mangaka realized the potential of the history he was creating, and decided to take it beyond a simple hentai series.fortunately for Hellsing fandom.

[Revy]

Yeah that's what many people thought when they saw my sig. Most people started creating storys and all about how seras was having her way with the dude under her.XD

I really didn't know that but now that you metioned it,Seras does look like some chick who would be in a hentai. Not that ive ever seen Hentai.......

Oh no poor Seras!!!!!!And yay,Alucard is soooo cool!!!

Thats good. I love hellsing and I can't imagine it just having porn and shit in it. I just like the blood and the death in it.XD

[Locard]

Oh, i checked the chapter again and Seras doesn't get raped!:knk

It's actually another girl called Yuki, that looks exactly like Seras, with black hair XD XD

*tempted to post a scan*

I must clarify something, i dont like hentai :ninja, i .um.. just love hellsing and want everything related about it :ninja

[Effloresce]

Hi everyone :hug
o.0
Eleven has 10 FCs?! Woah.

[Revy]

Yes Locard,we all know you don't like hentai....;)
And no it's better if you don't post the scan.XD

Hey xx--ravskee-xx,I like your new avatar. And no I don't think Eleven owns 10FCs,I think it's more like five!!!

[Anarchy]

TayXkim- Congrats on the new ownership. Couldn't have gone to anyone better.

[Revy]

Awww ,thanks Anarchy!!!:)

[Locard]

hellsing scan...must resist.. temptation...

TayXkim- Congrats on the new ownership. Couldn't have gone to anyone better.
lol, very true, just check out her username! smile-big

[Revy]

Send the hellsing scan to me if you must.
please send it.:wtf

yeah my user name owns.:amuse
I might change it someday.
I want mo bitches that's what everyone calls me in the Zabuza fc!!XD

[Locard]

I can upload it for you if you want

hey, your post count is way higher now TK :amazed , i wonder what made you recover your lost interest in the forums outside the FC section :plot

[Revy]

Hell yeah ,upload it for me!!!!!:wtf

Hmm,I think it's the pointless threads on there.
there really funny.hahahahaha,people are so weird!!!!XD
including me!!!I come up with the most stupid comments on there!!
seriously I do!!!

[ChibiNekoHinata]

I would like to join. I love the couple, and the banners are sweet.

[Locard]

Hell yeah ,upload it for me!!!!!:wtf

Hmm,I think it's the pointless threads on there.
there really funny.hahahahaha,people are so weird!!!!XD
including me!!!I come up with the most stupid comments on there!!
seriously I do!!!
kukuku, thats good TK.

And here's the first Hellsing chapter ever written by Kota Hirano, for your eyes only :ninja

http://www.sendspace.com/file/vulpwt

[Revy]

Locard,thank you for the porn
Many thanks for the images Ive seen in that file.:wtf
That was some sweet stuff!!!
*shot*

Whats up Hina!?
Of course you can join ,and feel free to put those sweet
banners in your sig.:amuse
welcome to the FC,and yes KimiTayu is made of win.

[Effloresce]

ChibiNekoHinata, Welcome to the Kimimaro and Tayuya FC
Bad news, that fanfiction I was working on. It died :scry

[Revy]

ChibiNekoHinata, Welcome to the Kimimaro and Tayuya FC
Bad news, that fanfiction I was working on. It died :scry
Why what happened, writers block?

[ChibiNekoHinata]

Thank you for the kind welcomes everyone! I love the banner that has the funny pic of Tayuya under Kimimaro. I would also like to ask everyone what got you into this pairing?

[Revy]

The whole part where Kimimaro pressed his face against Tayuya's hat in the manga was really hot. Then the whole fact that they were so different really got me into supporting this pairing. So basically ever since I saw those two together!!:wtf KimiTayu is love :wtf

[Effloresce]

Why what happened, writers block?

I was typing it up and them my computer crashed and everything got deleted D=

[Revy]

That sucks.
how much did you type?

[Locard]

Thank you for the kind welcomes everyone! I love the banner that has the funny pic of Tayuya under Kimimaro. I would also like to ask everyone what got you into this pairing?
because Kimimaro is part of it :laugh

[Revy]

Oh yeah I forgot about that one!!lol

[ChibiNekoHinata]

Those are all good reasons. I guess the reason I love KimiTayu as TK named it,is because I just love how they look together. Not to mention I can't stand Sakon and Tayuya as a couple. I really don't like Sakon that much.

[Revy]

Aww come on,SakoTayu isn't that bad.
It only sucks when it's compared to KimiTayu

[ChibiNekoHinata]

I know ,but the thought of Tayuya actually being with someone like Sakon is creepy. He has two heads. How is that even going to work out?

[Revy]

I know ,but the thought of Tayuya actually being with someone like Sakon is creepy. He has two heads. How is that even going to work out?

One word Chibiz:Threesome:love jk:laugh

[Locard]

One word Chibiz:Threesome:love jk:laugh
really? I can see girls getting freaky with Sakon, but Ukon is friggin UGLY! >.>
but hey!, maybe he could use his possesion jutsu on the girl, so she doesnt need to see him.

hmm, im starting to have funny ideas =p

[Revy]

Locard you are so right!!!!

[ChibiNekoHinata]

Oh I like Ukon, it's Sakon I have a problem with. TK, you're so crazy, but funny still.

[Revy]

Really, if you think about this,.
Really not so much of a big difference in appearance or personality.

Ohhh yes I am crazy!!!!:amuse
But funny as hell at the same time.:wtf

[ChibiNekoHinata]

I guess thats true ,but still I like Ukon more. Yes, you are very funny, TK, just a bit on the zanny side though. Oh ,have any of you ever seen the anime Bleach?

[Effloresce]

That sucks.
how much did you type?

Alot. T_T"
Eww. SakonxTayu
That's wrong!
Bleurgh.

[Revy]

Hahahaha,see Chibiz someone else agrees with you.
that sucks about the fic but exactly how long was it.
like alot for me is like 3,000 words.XD

[Locard]

Oh, a potential KimiTayu fanfic lost? that's too bad:cry

[Revy]

I'm in the process of making two.
ones gonna be a three-shot and the other a full 12 chapters.
xx-ravskee-xx,I feel for you.:(
I once had to re write a fic that was 5,000 words long on live journal!!!

[Locard]

It'll be full of sex and dirty words? :wtf

[Revy]

What!!??!!
um sure I'll let you read the three-shot when I'm done with the first chap,kay.
Gonna send it to you.:wtf
The 12 chapter story will be based on plot instead of pornz.XD

[Jesus of Naruto Forums]

pornz.XD
That is against the bible young lady.

[Revy]

Your user name is against the bible!:amuse

[Anarchy]

Tay-Kim: Maybe he is simply latino and thats his real first name.:wink

Thats against the bible, what a laugh. If you ask the amish being on this forum is against the bible, and being on the computer and having the internet and watching anime and....whoo almost lost it.

Basiclly no one should drop the HB bomb because it is simpily a book that can be interpreted many different ways. they should simply say if they are against or for something.

*leaves 2 pennies on soapbox and walks away*

[Revy]

HAHAHA,COOL!!xD
I agree:amuse

[Anarchy]

^HAHA thanks. I do what I can.

[Revy]

yay,Anarchy,u need to post here often, ur coolness rules in threads.:wtf

[Anarchy]

Aww, :redface , thanks. I'll do my best

[Revy]

Yay,:wtf
so I posted on ur amv thread, so now everyone can see it.:)

[Locard]

I will wait for the uncut version of that fanfic TK:ninja

oh wait! jesus is watching us?! *runs*

[Revy]

And you shall get it.:amuse

[Anarchy]

TayXKim- thanks for posting on the thread. i'm lookin forward to ur FanFic

man...I for some reason I really want to have a slip-n-slide party.

I don't know why- oh yeah I do, because slip-nslides kick 9 kinds of ass. couple of plastic tarps, a couple of water hoses, some baby oil for super fast sliding. Damn I do believe I have just made my weekend plans.:nuts

[Revy]

That sounds like week full of fun!!!!I wish I had a slip-n-slide.
I'm really much more into roller coasters!!!!
Water parks are cool too.:amuse

[Anarchy]

I to am a roller coaster junkie, the faster and more flips the better

[Revy]

Me too, I love the adrenaline rush!!!!
It's kinda funny seeing people get freaked out by the sight of some roller coasters.

[Anarchy]

Yeah I have a friend who still won't ride some of them. He has gotten better though, not to long ago he wouldn't ride any. I never understood why, I love it. Especially the ones that are so wild n fast that just after you start moving you think maybe this was a bad decesion. And if it is one inside somewhere and they have everything pitch black so you can't see whats comming...those are the best.

I am trying to plan a sky diving trip with a few friends but they keep backing out. grrrrrrr

[Revy]

Dude I love the drops on roller coaster!~!!!

Sky diving ,that sounds so cool!!! but scary all the same.

[Locard]

sky diving..

i dont even know how to swim >.<

[Revy]

Shit!!really Locard!?
Why not?:(
oh did you see the vid in my sig.
that's my love!!!:wtf

[Anarchy]

I am a terrible swimmer, yet somehow I was a lifegaurd for 3 years. I glad no one needed my help,... except poor little Timmy...I told him "It was either me or him", and I knew he had a glass jaw. Only the strong survive!

...damn where do I come up with this stuff? :huh

[Revy]

LMAO!!
I don't know,but it sure was funny!!!
I'm a pretty good swimmer in the pool, but I hate the ocean!!
I almost drowned one time.
it was kinda cool.XD

[Anarchy]

I'm more worried about sharks in the ocean. When I was little like a day or 2 before my first trip to the beach I saw Jaws for the first time. needless to say me and the deep blue sea were not friends when we first met. And we still have issues today

[Revy]

Jaws scared the shit out of me.
even though the shark in that movie looked fake.

[Anarchy]

Yeah I am not a fan of that man eating robot, actually i'm not a fan of any robot that has, or could gain, the ability to attack me when I least expect it.
I feel this way mainly because I have a weird feeling that I will one day meet my demise at the hands of a robot, or a monkey. I'm not sure which of those two teams will make a move first. But one thing is for sure As far a ability to control the world humans are number 1, and monkeys are number 2. And when you're #2 all you want to do is take out number 1.

In summation, I will never one day own a pet monkey or robot servent. they'll at least have to break down my door to get to me by-god

again, :huh

[Revy]

hahaha,true that.
Jan Valintine is teh smex on a random note!!XD
On another,Anarchy,do u own any pets?

[Anarchy]

I used to. It was a kangaroo mouse. I named him Mr. Bojangles. Then one day Mr. Bojangles had babies, so the pet shop owner was not a good judge of animal sexs.

I would like to get a weiner dog, in the smallest size possible. And I will name him Markudo. I made this name up when I was drunk one night a while back. And I will train him to be my sidekick.

how about you? any pets?

[Scorp A Derp]

Lol. I'll join KxT! They seem like an excellent couple.

[Anarchy]

I'm not an owner, but welcome welcome. as you can see, we keep ourselves entertained. And yes the TxK is a great combo.

[Revy]

I hate dogs.
I have one cat.his name is mr. biggles!!
got his name from the movie Austin Powers!!!XD

WELCOME WALLSHADOW!!:wtf
Yeah,KimiTayu is teh smex!!!!!!

[Anarchy]

I like all animals....except monkeys. I used to have a pet cat named shady

[Scorp A Derp]

I like all animals....except monkeys. I used to have a pet cat named shady

LMAO! Shady! It's funny

[Revy]

Shady...wow that's a weird name.XD
why shady?

[Anarchy]

She was gray like the shade. atleast thats the color i think shade is.


(note to self: if given the chance make up something cool as to reasons for old pet cat's name)

[Revy]

I was gonna rename my cat once. i was gonna call him sasuke.
but then all my friends would know my secret.:oh

[Anarchy]

What secret is that???

[Revy]

nothing at all......That I secretly watch anime
I know it's stupid but my friends are really harsh on me,on simple crap like that.:(
I like it, but I'm really more of a anime freak in the closet. u know.

[Revy]

bumpage no jutsu!!

[Revy]

bumpage no jutsu!!

[Locard]

Im in the same situation as you TK, my best pals dont like anime

They dont diss me or anything, but sometimes i'd like to have someone to talk about this stuff , i mean, live :(

[Revy]

I remember when I was looking at Naruto in keyboarding. it was the one episode when tsunade was making a deal with Orochimaru. And like you know how in one angle you can see her boob or something like that. One of my friends came by and started saying some shit like"whoa look at the size of her tits!!"
suddenly almost like all the fucking dudes in the classroom came over to computer and started acting all pervy. never again will I watch anime in school.

[Locard]

:rofl:rofl:rofl

i wonder what would have happened if you were watching hentai, those guys surely have raging hormones

[Revy]

I know,right? Hmm,Hentai you say!!:wtf

[Anarchy]

As far as people knowing I like anime, most if not all of my friends do. they know I have always loved animation in any form. I get ribbed for it some but thats just the way we are. we also make fun of my other friend for watching sports center too much. I am me, and I enjoy what I enjoy. And most people respect that, and if they don't fuck'um. plus they consider me to be immature/childish in nature which allows me to get away with all kinds of things they would never do,although they want to, in hopes to not loose face.

tayxKim- hahahahahaha, great story

[Scorp A Derp]

I remember when I was looking at Naruto in keyboarding. it was the one episode when tsunade was making a deal with Orochimaru. And like you know how in one angle you can see her boob or something like that. One of my friends came by and started saying some shit like"whoa look at the size of her tits!!"
suddenly almost like all the fucking dudes in the classroom came over to computer and started acting all pervy. never again will I watch anime in school.

LOL! Think Hentai :)

[Revy]

Most people think only nerds and little kids watch anime.
not true!!!!:mad

[Scorp A Derp]

Most people think only nerds and little kids watch anime.
not true!!!!:mad

Well what about Hentai and other anime that has lot of blood, action and all that other shit that you need to be like 15 to watch?

[Revy]

I know,but if you think about anyone can see Hentai.:amuse
I showed my little cousin an episode of Hellsing, and like the next day he started copying Jan Valintine with the whole cussing and shit.
Don't know who Jan Valintine is,well look at the vid in my sig.
Let me try to remember what my little cousin said to his mom for a moment.It's really funny!!XD

[Anarchy]

Most people think only nerds and little kids watch anime.
not true!!!!:mad

yeah, I remember when family guy and all of the adult swim showfirst started coming on tv. None of my friends watched any of them because they assumed anything animated was for children. i tried to explain the adult humor but they refused to watch. now all of them borrow my dvds constantly.

If reality tv is considered mature television, then I am gonna have to take my ass to Toys R' Us because I don't wanna grow up.

[Locard]

I like Spongebob squarepants, and i dont care if its for children :mad

[Revy]

Really ,Locard!?:amuse
Disney pisses me off!!XDjk

Toys R' Us sucks, little kids piss me off. but for some reason when ever they're around me I just kinda lose all my evilness and have to be nice.XD

Oh south park is a cartoon and I know for sure that ain't for kids.

[Effloresce]

*wanders in*
Damn. I've missed alot.
What's happenin'?
DX

[Revy]

A lot, like for one the site suck.:amuse
xx-ravskee-xx!!!!!:wtf
*glomps*

[Locard]

Spongebob aint from Disney!:omg

heck, i hate everything Disney does, including their amusement parks >.>

thanks to disney, america lacks adult/young oriented cartoons so badly, everything is so childish.

[Anarchy]

tayXkim- I love southpark. it is the best satire of our time. a mondern day Swift if you will

[Revy]

I was just kidding, Locard,I'm stupid but I'm not that stupid.XD
I know it's from Nickelodeon,god I hate that word.
Yeah Disney sucks also. Their amusement parks are stupid and the lines for the fucking rides are too damn long.All together the place sucks.
Except for the parts where like the mascots come from behind the unsuspecting kid and gives them a big old hug. Then the unsuspecting kid starts crying or screaming. That's when their cousin yells the word rape!!!!!
.....Don't look at me like that ,I was only eight when I did that. Short, innocent minded, young, and sooooo cute.:wtf

[Locard]

yeah, i went to disneyland (L.A) when i was like 11, everything was so expensive and sooo boring, i never wanted to return. I swear not to take my unborn children there, never!:ruri

anarchy, i also like South park , who doesnt??
eric cartman is one of my life's role models, excepting for the fatass part XD

[Revy]

I like kenny better.hahahaha I love what role he plays.

[Revy]

bumpage no jutsu.NF is being gay again.

[Revy]

bumpage no jutsu.NF is being gay again.

[ChibiNekoHinata]

Naruto Forums is back.lol

[ghostalexc]

Naruto Forums is back.lolya but, its still got a little lag to be worked out.

[Revy]

ghostaleXc,I keep on expecting your vageta avatar to move.XD

[Locard]

^lol, yeah vegeta is paralyzed XD

[Revy]

Vegeta x Bulma. WTF :oh

[Locard]

yeah, few girls would want to be a mistreated housewive

[Revy]

I know, ewww, Vegeta as a husband.no way.:noworry
Bad sex.XD

[Locard]

I know, ewww, Vegeta as a husband.no way.:noworry
Bad sex.XD
yeah, he probably always want to be on top, hearing constantly how good he is in bed:noworry.

[Revy]

Hahahaha, Bulma would fake an orgasm just to please him!!XD
.....:oh

[Locard]

Im afraid Tayuya would never do that for Kimi

"wtf?? that was all !!??you #$$@%"

[Revy]

I can't really imagine how Kimi would respond to all that.:oh
Help me out LocardXD

[tricia868]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
hahaha...
ha...

Okay, I'm done now. (The scenario that you just inserted as a mental image into my brain is hilarious though)

[Revy]

tricia868!!:wtf
welcome back.:cry

[tricia868]

Yeah, I keep disappearin' this summer. I went to Ohio to visit my dad's family...now I catch myself with their accent every once in awhile. I have no idea how I've lived by Boston my whole life without pickin' up a Boston accent, seein' as I can pick up an Ohio accent in a week or less.

[Revy]

COOL!!
I don't have an accent.:(

[tricia868]

I get different accents depending on who I'm spending the most time with. New York or Southern (South Carolina) accents come pretty easily too, and obviously I CAN talk in a Boston accent, I just hardly ever do. I only have an accent when I spend a week hanging out with a bunch of people who have one...Which is why it's strange that I don't have a permanend Boston accent by now.

[Revy]

thats good,i really want.
but so far i can only do an irish one,badly.

[tricia868]

I LOVE accents. I can pick up any US one without even trying, but British, Irish, Scottish, Australian, etc. don't come as easily, although I can pull off a few.

[Revy]

I love brittish accents,there so hot.

[Effloresce]

*pokes you all*
:glomp
Hmm.
KimiTayu is the smex.
I have a london accent =]
*runs off*

[Revy]

*glomps*
xx-ravskee-xx!!!!!:wtf

[Effloresce]

TxK!!!! :hug
How are you?

[Revy]

I'm good, oh and before everyone starts coming up with theorys that I'm dead. I should let all of you know that I will be gone for a week. Due to some crazy friends of mine and their crazy ideas about going on a fucking road trip.XDshit,packing a lot now.
So until then, GOOD BYE EVERYONE ,I'LL SEE U IN ONE WEEK:cry

[Effloresce]

:cry
I'll miss you!
Have fun! and don't miss us too much x]
Don't worry about the FC I'll help look after it!
=D

[Effloresce]

why is this FC always dead?
:mad

[Revy]

Thanks xx-ravskee-xx,for looking after the fc!!!:amuse
yeah the fc is kinda dead,anyway hows your fic going? Are you going to redue it or start another fic.:)

[ghostalexc]

why is this FC always dead?
:mad
its not dead it just needs to get a little jump start. so looks like its someone birthday soon.

[Yōkai]

no kimimaro-related FC will remain dead as long as im here:mad

[ghostalexc]

no kimimaro-related FC will remain dead as long as im here:madand me.........

[Revy]

OMG,it's Yōkai!!!!*glomp*
That's right ,as long as we're here this FC is here to stay.
I really hope that one day I can surpass Eleven-sama in keeping FCs alive.:wtf

[Diamond]

Ill support you as much as i can to ^^

[Sai]

Hello people, how are you all? sorry i know it have been a while ever since i last post lol.

[Revy]

Ill support you as much as i can to ^^
Awww,thanks Whispering Sand,:hug


Hey Clarine, I'm fine. And no prob:amuse

[ChibiNekoHinata]

Hello everyone.

[Revy]

ChibiNekoHinata!!!!:wtf

[Effloresce]

Hi everyone!
:glomp

Thanks xx-ravskee-xx,for looking after the fc!!!:amuse
yeah the fc is kinda dead,anyway hows your fic going? Are you going to redue it or start another fic.:)
I honestly have no idea most likely I'll restart it.

its not dead it just needs to get a little jump start. so looks like its someone birthday soon.
Yes. Someones'. :ninja

no kimimaro-related FC will remain dead as long as im here :mad
and me.........
:wtf

OMG,it's Yōkai!!!!*glomp*
That's right ,as long as we're here this FC is here to stay.
I really hope that one day I can surpass Eleven-sama in keeping FCs alive.
Ill support you as much as i can to ^^
That's right. You have us all. :amuse

Hello people, how are you all? sorry i know it have been a while ever since i last post lol.
Hi, I'm fine thanks and you?
Don't worry we understand if you've been busy. ^^

Hello everyone.
:hug Hi!

[Revy]

OMG really,can you tell me a bit about the plot?:wtf

[Locard]

Hi TK! :glomp

[Revy]

Where the fuck have you been?I missed you!!!:cry

Locard-sama!!:wtf

[Locard]

the accursed university teachers are responsible!:shakefist

i've missed u2 TK:glomp

[Revy]

Ive missed you more!!!:wtf

[tricia868]

I keep disappearing...Hey everybody! How are you all?

Oh, I was thinking...

THIS PAIRING NEEDS MORE FICS, DAMN IT! (*starts talking like Tayuya, on a profanity-filled rant about the lack of KimiTayu fics*)

I was reading...something...I think it was The Mating Frenzy, which is a fic of utter CRACK!, and there was one scene in it featuring Tayuya & Kimimaro...(I found it hilarious, but then again, my sense of humor's always been a little...odd...)
…

It was nightfall, and Kimimaro was making his way through the woods that were not that far off from Konoha itself. His face held a vacant expression that was vaguely displeased. He was very disappointed in the Sound Four and their failure to show up on time with Sasuke.

Suddenly, as Kimimaro walked down the path, a shadowy figure darted across the way ahead of him.

With his quick reflexes he managed to jump in front of them, cutting the person off from the bushes.

Kimimaro’s eyes took in the curves of the figure halted a few feet in front of him—highlighted by the moonlight.

It was Tayuya. And she was still naked.

The white-haired Sound shinobi stared at her legs, before letting his eyes linger at her breasts, and then gazing into her aggressive eyes.

Kimimaro paused.

“I’m afraid I’ll have to bone you.” He finally said.

“…” Tayuya blinked then replied slyly, “Really?”

“Oh,” Kimimaro said, pulling out one of his bones into a sharp spear, “I think you misunderstand me…I’m going to kill you.”

She frowned. “Well, shit.”

…:rofl
…

Tayuya stared at Kimimaro as he readied the sharp spear-like bone—taking a step toward her.

She jumped back, offering up the only object she had with her as a weapon—a small orange book.

“Why the hell was this the only thing I managed to hold onto?” Tayuya cursed to herself, “I could have picked something better!”

At that, the Sound Kunoichi hurled the book at Kimimaro’s head, which hit him square on the forehead, making a sound SMACK before falling to the ground with a light thud.

Kimimaro blinked, surprised at his failure to dodge the object.

“Heh,” Tayuya smirked. “Perhaps he is distracted by my body after all!” she said, taking advantage of Kimimaro’s moment of disorientation to make her escape.

Kimimaro shook his head. “…must… focus!”

He watched as Tayuya ran from him—in a direction directly opposite from Konoha. As he was about to make haste and go after her, she yelled back—

“…if you chase after me, you’ll waste Orochimaru’s precious time. You should go find Sasuke while he is still in the village!”
Of course, then they ruin the KimiTayuism by hooking her up with Hidan...even if I did really enjoy the conversation consisting entirely of swears, I can't quite bring myself to like that pairing.

Full fic HERE (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3064884/1/The_Mating_Frenzy)! (the KimiTayu scenes are in chapters 25 & 26)

[Revy]

I saw one,It was kinda cute but also disturbing.

[Locard]

TK , do you think im too old for you? (im 20) :plot

[Revy]

Not at all,I'm turning 18 this month. so no,you won't be R-Kelly.
Locard,will you marry me?XD

[Locard]

Not at all,I'm turning 18 this month. so no,you won't be R-Kelly.
Locard,will you marry me?XD
You know i'd do TK:glomp (if only i know where to find you)

it's just that i recently met this hawt 17yo girl i like and im planning to hit on her.

too bad she has a boyfriend, i must be careful with my strategy :plot

[Revy]

no,E-marry silly.XD

Yeah Locard you gotta know where to spit ur game at.
17!!!!!!
that's not bad.

[Locard]

no,E-marry silly.XD

Yeah Locard you gotta know where to spit ur game at.
17!!!!!!
that's not bad.
what should a guy do to make you cheat on your boyfriend, TK?:jk
i could use a tip XD

[Revy]

Hmm,let me think.
CASH!!$
I'm just kidding girls arn't whores,except the ones that go to my school.XD
Um,I guess just try to get into that friend zone, you know.
try to get to know the girl.
omg,I'm giving you tips on how to make a chick cheat!!XD

[Locard]

Hmm,let me think.
CASH!!$
I'm just kidding girls arn't whores,except the ones that go to my school.XD:rofl

Um,I guess just try to get into that friend zone, you know.
try to get to know the girl.
omg,I'm giving you tips on how to make a chick cheat!!XD
friend zone? i think im already on my way,.hmm, alcohol would be helpful, though, too bad she doesn't drink XD
dunno worry Tk, this is for a good cause! XD

[Revy]

E-marry me damnit!!!!:mad

Oh wow,your already in the friend zone. Well that's good. You know,try to flirt with her a little and what ever you do ,don't ask how things are going with her and her boyfriend. Just don't. Kinda try to steal her away from her boyfriend little by little. you know ask her out,just as a friend. And when she gets in a fight with her boyfriend. heh,well that's when you lend a shoulder for her to lean on.:jk

[Diamond]

TxK , You sneaky woman..

:laugh

[Effloresce]

Hi everyone! :hug
How are you all today?
OMG really,can you tell me a bit about the plot? :wtf

No. D=



=[

[Revy]

TxK , You sneaky woman..

:laugh

Whispering Sand!!!!:wtf
heh,you got that right.I am a sneaky one.smile-big

Hey
xx-ravskee-xx!!:starber
I'm good and how are you?
Awww,why not?
can you at least tell me the genre?

[Diamond]

Have to look out for you then, your probably already lurking in the shadows as im typing this =P

[Revy]

oh yes....I'm actually right behind you.:oh

[Diamond]

* looks behind himself * Oh Hey :P

[Revy]

What's up.!?Wheres the soda!?XD
LOL,but really how am I sneaky I'm just giving Locard some helpful advice.:amuse

[Diamond]

Yes, But it is SNEAKY advice hmm :wink

[Revy]

Well yeah but he did ask, And well at least Locard will find love.:love
But he'll have to do it the sneaky way only because he can't do anything freaky with his bones. Unlike Kimimaro:jk

[Diamond]

Yeah thats true.

So, you and Locard are e-married? :wink

[Revy]

We're going to be.
*takes out gun*
How can he resist me.:wtf

[Diamond]

* points at gun *

He can't ... :P

[Revy]

heh heh,then my plan is win.
All Tayuya needs to do to make Kimimaro marry her is summon her monsters.XD

[Diamond]

Gun > All ;[

Hmm, but kimi is stronger then those demons right.

[Revy]

Tayuya gets a gun. Now she's stronger. Plus she has ropes and handcuffs.

So Kimi can't resist.:wtf

[Diamond]

No one can resist that. :oh

[Revy]

I got an image in my head. A naughty one:wtf

[Diamond]

:wtf same, and its not going away D=

[Revy]

Yay,TayuKimi painful smex.

[Diamond]

Hehe, indeed =)

anyways i got to go now, have to give some stuff to my employers in a few mins..

Bye :hug

[Revy]

bye, miss you!!:wtf

[Effloresce]

Yay,TayuKimi painful smex.

:drool
hehe nice.

xx-ravskee-xx!!
I'm good and how are you?
Awww,why not?
can you at least tell me the genre?
Romance. :ninja
No moar info =P. :vegetant

[Revy]

Aww,okay I get it.:wtf

yes Tayuya x Kimimaro.
for some reason I see Tayuya as the seme and Kimi as the uke. speaking in het terms.XD

[Diamond]

Im back :pajamas

xD

[Effloresce]

Hi. :vegetant

[Diamond]

Seeing that smilie makes me sad =[
you also think im lying and that im not a good boy right?!

[Revy]

:oh :oh
Tobi?

[Diamond]

Tobi is not a good boy..
Tobi=madara..

In the anti karin FC im sometimes being called a liar, and they think im not a good boy * points at own avy * :spaz

[Revy]

Ur a good boy to me,don't worry.:amuse

[Effloresce]

Seeing that smilie makes me sad =[
you also think im lying and that im not a good boy right?!
When you're sad it makes me sad. :(
I don't think you're lying. I think you type truth ;3
WS is a good boy. :nod

[Diamond]

:wtf thats very nice of 2 to say :hug

[Revy]

no prob, everyones good when they support KimiTayu.:wtf

[Diamond]

Damn right! :yell

[Effloresce]

no prob, everyones good when they support KimiTayu. :wtf

QFT!
KimixTayu= teh smex

[Revy]

TayuKimi is violent love.:love
its got something for eveyone.

[Diamond]

A whip anyone? :spaz

[Effloresce]

*hands you over whip*
Don't ask why I had it. :ninja

[Revy]

xx-ravskee-xx,ur so bad!!!:wtf

[Diamond]

D= another whip ?!

i still need to sell 9000... errr i mean , a whip what would i need that for?!

Damn D=

[Revy]

Handcuffs>>>>>Whips

[Diamond]

I sell those to!

Wanna buy? xD

[Revy]

I have a whole box of them,no thankyou.:amuse
but you could maybe sell them all to Locard if you ask nicely.

[Diamond]

You naughty woman ;]

Locard isn't online right now? D=

[Effloresce]

XD
Lmfao.
Sell some to kimimaro he might need them.
=L

[Diamond]

Does kimi have money? :ninja

[Effloresce]

Yes. and bones :ninja

[Revy]

ask Locard when he's online. I think he'll say yes.
Kimi's gonna need the handcuff and the whip with Tayuya around.:amuse

[Diamond]

RAEP! D=

:starber

[Effloresce]

Smexy raep at that.

[Diamond]

Gotta go now Dinner D=

Bye :glomp

[Revy]

Tayuya raeps Kimi or Kimi raeps Tayuya?
:wtf

[Effloresce]

Bye WS! :hug
Hmm..
maybe both ways somehow Kimi raeps Tayu

[Revy]

Tayuya wouldn't like that!:noworry
She'd love it:wtf

[Diamond]

Lol, i was like, what she doesnt like it?!

Then i saw the rest of your message :amuse

[Revy]

Tayuya loves it when her men are rough.
I think Kimimaro's more of the tender soft lover.:wtf

[Diamond]

You really think so??

I have to go again so soon, ;[

Bye :hug

[Revy]

Bye. :cry

yes Kimi looks like the gentle type.:wtf

[Diamond]

I think hes more in for RAEP! :laugh

[Revy]

yeah, he might be into that.
He did get pretty close to Tayuya in that one ep.
I was like whoa Kimi, try to respect peoples personal space.XD

[Diamond]

He wanted to go into her personal space =P

[Revy]

LOL,true.
Tayuya looked so scared.
The exspression on her face screamed"please don't bone me!"XD

[Locard]

LOL,true.
Tayuya looked so scared.
The exspression on her face screamed"please don't bone me!"XD
yeah, maybe it was Tayuya's first time XD, that's why she was scared

[Revy]

yeah,I think Tayuya was saving herself for someone else.
Sak-*shot*XD

[Locard]

E-marry me damnit!!!!:mad

wow ..im flattered :wtf

do you really wanna be my wife?

let's do it then dammit !!:nuts


(are you sure? i think i dont deserve you TK, i've been bad:cry )