View Full Version : Batman vs Yagami Light (Death Note)
Desler
04-24-2007, 07:21 PM
Batman, worlds greatest detective, mixed martial artist, caped crime fighter. His opponent is Yagami Light. The setting: Batman is in Gotham, and Light is in Japan. Neither knows anything about the other, but once criminals start dying Batman begins to investigate, and Light is made aware that Batman is investigating. Who will win this epic chess match?
The Internet
04-24-2007, 07:36 PM
Batman wins.
Why?
Because he's the god damned Batman.
Yōkai
04-24-2007, 07:49 PM
Batman, worlds greatest detective, mixed martial artist, caped crime fighter. His opponent is Yagami Light. The setting: Batman is in Gotham, and Light is in Japan. Neither knows anything about the other, but once criminals start dying Batman begins to investigate, and Light is made aware that Batman is investigating. Who will win this epic chess match?
Light will get captured faster this time, Batman will not lose his time trying to prove who's the smarter and getting assloads of evidence before taking on Light, like Near did.
He'll just discover who's Kira, beat him up and confiscate the death note, in order to save as many lives as he can.
Gunners
04-24-2007, 07:50 PM
Yagami light, he killed freakin L. Some of the shit this guy did was freakin insane under the eyes of the enimies whilst they were suspicious of him he was able to do the shit he did.
That being said, he probably couldn't find batmans name, though I don't really see how Batman would track him down. If Light has resources I think he would win.
mystictrunks
04-24-2007, 08:15 PM
Eh,Bats wouldn't care much. Neither would get in each others way. Tie.
Desler
04-24-2007, 09:01 PM
Batman would care. Batman doesn't kill, he shares the same ideals as L. In fact, just about the only difference between L and Batman is Batman is much more hands on. Batman would probably choose to apprehend Light in person, taken alive.
I'll register my opinion and root for Light to come out ahead. I think using the Death Note Light can just set a traps using criminals to lure Batman out, such as having them commit major crimes in Gotham. But then again, you can't underestimate Batman - if he realizes how dangerous 'Kira' is, he would definitely take measures to avoid falling into traps. If Light uses the same methodology as L to narrow down who Batman might be, he might be able to narrow it down to a small group of potential candidates, and then he wouldn't hesitate to kill all of those candidates just to get to Batman. Light just has too much going for him compared to Batman in terms of advantage, and there are so many ways he can manipulate him simply by using the Note to take advantage of his allies to draw him out. Meanwhile, Light isn't going to be found no matter how many contacts Batman might magically have in Japan since the police have zero information on Kira.
Shuntensatsu
04-24-2007, 09:24 PM
Batman wins.
Why?
Because he's the god damned Batman.
Light is fucking awesome, but this is truly the only correct answer.
Badalight
04-24-2007, 09:26 PM
Light trades for the Shinigami eyes.
Looks at batman.
Auto win.
Desler
04-24-2007, 09:29 PM
Can't say that for sure. You can't see his face since he is wearing a mask. A batman mask.
The Internet
04-24-2007, 09:30 PM
Can't say that for sure. You can't see his face since he is wearing a mask. A batman mask.
And?
If he knows his name, he'll google it, and up comes a picture of him.
mystictrunks
04-25-2007, 01:26 AM
Can't say that for sure. You can't see his face since he is wearing a mask. A batman mask.
Well Bruce Wayne is kinda famous ya know.
I still say Batman would hear about all the mass murderers,baby rapers,and mob bosses dieing and smile.
Elijah Snow
04-25-2007, 02:24 AM
The World's Greatest Detective against some punk ass kid with an inferiority complex. Who do you think takes this one?
Havoc
04-25-2007, 02:29 AM
Batarang to the face.
The Nameless Pharaoh
04-25-2007, 05:06 AM
Kira wins.
Kage no Yume
04-25-2007, 05:10 AM
Given the settings, Batman apparently has as much preptime as he wants.
Batman with prep...need I say more?
Desler
04-25-2007, 08:42 AM
The World's Greatest Detective against some punk ass kid with an inferiority complex. Who do you think takes this one?
Of course Batman wins that one - you could be talking about anyone there. But no way you are describing Yagami Light there though. If thats what you think of him you definitely didn't understand him at all. He defines himself as the god of his new world. He is so much the opposite of an inferiority complex that he can kill just about anyone who stands in the way of his perfect world without remorse. Superiority complex taken to the extreme with the ultimate tool to support it. This is what makes him so dangerous.
Even with the exaggerated strength of American comic book characters, I don't think he is on Kiras level of intelligence. We've seen Batman fall into several traps before. One screw up with Kira though and he is dead.
Dio Brando
04-25-2007, 10:50 AM
Wasn't L also hailed as "The World's Greatest Detective"? We all know what happened to him. :(
Goodfellow
04-25-2007, 11:29 AM
Light trades for the Shinigami eyes.
Looks at batman.
Auto win.
That would require that he'd be in sight of batman right? Meaning that batman could use his anti-genious-with-death-note-spray on him.
Durr.
Darklyre
04-25-2007, 11:57 AM
Batman with prep could take on reality warpers, the entire JLA, multiple white martians, etc.
Light is fucked.
Havoc
04-25-2007, 12:10 PM
Seriously guys, if Kira was in batarang reach of Batman it's over....Kira is mere chuunin level.
Yagami light, he killed freakin L. Some of the shit this guy did was freakin insane under the eyes of the enimies whilst they were suspicious of him he was able to do the shit he did.
That being said, he probably couldn't find batmans name, though I don't really see how Batman would track him down. If Light has resources I think he would win.
thank's asshole spoilers much
vagnard
04-25-2007, 02:21 PM
Batman has too many resources: batcomputer, satellites, oracles....
In a fair match I believe Light would win with equal resources....but if Batman gets all his tech then he wins in a curbstomp.
The Internet
04-25-2007, 02:24 PM
thank's asshole spoilers much
Welcome to the Battledome.
If you don't expect spoilers, you're a fucking retard.
Desler
04-25-2007, 02:50 PM
Obviously Light won't win in a combat fight with Batman, so lets not even debate that point.
Sasori
04-25-2007, 03:44 PM
Batman goes turbo, GG Light
Wasn't L also hailed as "The World's Greatest Detective"? We all know what happened to him. :(Sherlock Holmes > L
thank's asshole spoilers muchL and Light die.
Badalight
04-25-2007, 05:26 PM
Light trades for the Shinigami eyes.
he see's batmans name and finds out it's Bruce Wayne.
Well obviously he hasn't seen his face yet but since Bruce is famous he might know who he is.
Otherwise I'm sure since Light is so smart he's at least heard the name before.
He'd do a "Tickle" search and find what he looks like.
Write in his Death Note, and walk away the victor once again.
By the way Tickle was the name used instead of Google when it showed Raito using the search engine. Or at least I think it was Tickle... It could have been something else o-o
Gunners
04-25-2007, 07:25 PM
thank's asshole spoilers much
Bleh I haven't even read to that part yet you know, I just know what happened down to people spoiling me. I guess it's my fault for not spoiler tagging but I assumed everyone knew since the manga ended a while ago. Sorry.
Lee Rock
04-25-2007, 08:22 PM
Light trades for the Shinigami eyes.
he see's batmans name and finds out it's Bruce Wayne.
First, I'd say that Light won't make the trade. He sees himself as a god, and won't cut his life short (he wouldn't want his "new world" to have to deal with losing him). But he'd have Misa make the trade, so functionally it would be pretty much the same thing.
Second, even if Light with the eyes sees Batman, he still won't know Bat's name! In order for the eyes to work, you have to get a clear look at a person's face, so Light would have to corner Batman and get a snapshot of him without his mask on. I doubt Light can do that.
In the end, I say Bruce wins. His tech advantage is just too great. Unlike L, he has a worldwide corporation and his own personal satellites he can use. Also, this is a guy that designed the OMAC system that was capable of tracking EVERY superhuman on his planet.
Light puts Death Note paper in printer. Goes up to American directory. Prints all the names, all Americans die, including Batman.. Auto win. Light in a curbstomp.
Havoc
04-25-2007, 09:29 PM
Light puts Death Note paper in printer. Goes up to American directory. Prints all the names, all Americans die, including Batman.. Auto win. Light in a curbstomp.
Except Light doesn't know anyone is looking for him. . .
Except Light doesn't know anyone is looking for him. . .
And? Light kills people for apparently no real logical reason. He can just simply "Hate Americans" and wipe them out completely.
Havoc
04-25-2007, 09:34 PM
Or Batman could kill everyone in Japan with his new Omac system that he didn't tell anyone about.
But Batman doesn't kill people for no reason.
mystictrunks
04-25-2007, 09:38 PM
And? Light kills people for apparently no real logical reason. He can just simply "Hate Americans" and wipe them out completely.
He doesn't know what every American look likes dummy.
He doesn't need to, he just needs there names.. and he will get it at the "American directory". The End.
Havoc
04-25-2007, 09:42 PM
Doesn't he need to see them too?
Actually yes, I know he needs to.
He does? I thought he just need their name. He killed people in jail without seeing them didn't he?
mystictrunks
04-25-2007, 09:55 PM
He doesn't need to, he just needs there names.. and he will get it at the "American directory". The End.
He need to know what their face look like to kill them,it's a rule of the Death Note,as you wouldn't want to kill the wrong "Roger Smith"
He also need to be thinking of their face while he writes their name or it won't work.
Havoc
04-25-2007, 09:56 PM
He saw those ppl in jail on tv, etc.
Random Nobody
04-25-2007, 10:05 PM
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Badalight
04-25-2007, 10:28 PM
First, I'd say that Light won't make the trade. He sees himself as a god, and won't cut his life short (he wouldn't want his "new world" to have to deal with losing him). But he'd have Misa make the trade, so functionally it would be pretty much the same thing.
Second, even if Light with the eyes sees Batman, he still won't know Bat's name! In order for the eyes to work, you have to get a clear look at a person's face, so Light would have to corner Batman and get a snapshot of him without his mask on.
Thats not true
1. If Light knew how dangerous Batman was he would make the trade to stay alive.
2. You do NOT have to see the persons face to get their name with the Shinigami eyes. If you look at a person with the Death God eyes, even if you can't see their face the name will show up. Your probably thinking of Kuchiki when he got captured. He couldn't kill them because he couldn't see their faces which is still a factor. He saw the names as he was being captured though.
As soon as light trades for the eyes and see's batman, mask or no mask, he will know it's Burce Wayne, and with Lights intellect and awareness, he would know who Bruce Wayne was.
EdwardElric
04-25-2007, 10:34 PM
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/2442/bestbatmanlineeverry6.jpg
QFTMFT
Winnar.
Thread closed.
thegoodjae
04-25-2007, 11:12 PM
Although Yagami showed way more mipressive feats, Batman is a hack that will win no matter what.
mystictrunks
04-25-2007, 11:24 PM
Although Yagami showed way more mipressive feats, Batman is a hack that will win no matter what.
Batman punked Darkseid.
Punking Darkseid >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Everything Lights done
Desler
04-26-2007, 12:01 AM
If Batman is too hard to find then Light will just go after someone intellectually weaker, like Superman, then write in his Death Note 'Clark Kent - Tell me Batmans real name then shoot yourself in the head to die.' Then Superman is stuck in a repeated loop the rest of his life trying to kill himself with bullets that don't phase him. Man, that would be sweet.
Havoc
04-26-2007, 12:02 AM
I feel like kicking you down a flight of stairs.
mystictrunks
04-26-2007, 12:17 AM
If Batman is too hard to find then Light will just go after someone intellectually weaker, like Superman, then write in his Death Note 'Clark Kent - Tell me Batmans real name then shoot yourself in the head to die.' Then Superman is stuck in a repeated loop the rest of his life trying to kill himself with bullets that don't phase him. Man, that would be sweet.
Superman mentally weaker than Batman :laugh
Die KWGOD Die
04-26-2007, 05:37 AM
Light could only win if he knew that Batman was after him, so he could try to find out his name.
But if Batman has all the time in the world he will eventually find out who Kira is, and then it' s over.
And Light would not do the eyes deal, because he also didn't against L or Near because of arrogance.
Kage no Yume
04-26-2007, 06:33 AM
Thats not true
1. If Light knew how dangerous Batman was he would make the trade to stay alive.
He knew how dangerous L, Near, and Mello were but still didn't make the trade. Not that it matters, since...
2. You do NOT have to see the persons face to get their name with the Shinigami eyes. If you look at a person with the Death God eyes, even if you can't see their face the name will show up. Your probably thinking of Kuchiki when he got captured. He couldn't kill them because he couldn't see their faces which is still a factor. He saw the names as he was being captured though.
As soon as light trades for the eyes and see's batman, mask or no mask, he will know it's Burce Wayne, and with Lights intellect and awareness, he would know who Bruce Wayne was.
...The shinigami eyes only work if the top half of a person's face is visible:
http://mangarun.com/death_note/death_note_030/DN-ch30-08.png
Light really doesn't stand a chance. Maybe if you put Batman in the middle of Japan with no access to any of his resources Light might be able to do it.
Since he's in Gotham though, with full access to all of his resources and as much preptime as he needs, there's no debate. Light wakes up one night to see a dark shadow through his window, and is found broken and bleeding the next morning (with a small pile of ashes on the floor next to him).
Di@BoLik
04-26-2007, 06:53 AM
I still don't see how Kira would even know Batman is after him. And when he finds out, its too late. One of Kira's main advantages was access to his Dad's computer and getting inside information on the case for Kira. He won't have that luxury against Batman.
Desler
04-26-2007, 09:28 AM
Neither knows anything about the other, but once criminals start dying Batman begins to investigate, and Light is made aware that Batman is investigating.
It doesn't matter how Kira knows, these are the rules. But if you really need me to clarify a specific reason how this might happen, Kira and Batman now exist in the same world during this trial. Batman is really famous. Kira is pretty smart, and might perceive him as a threat even before he begins to move. He investigates a little, and sees that he has brought down many legendary criminals and is very tenacious. He also sees Batmans ethics in not killing, and figures, 'this guys ideals are similar to L. He will probably come after me.' Knowing he might be a threat, he begins to investigate.
All problems can be solved with a little thought. :laugh
Gunshin
04-26-2007, 12:45 PM
People a lot dumber than Light have discovered Batman's identity.
Taleran
04-26-2007, 02:47 PM
time to finish this
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/taleran/PirateBatmanKicksAShark.jpg
HES THE GODDAMN BATMAN!
Ejaculation Storm
04-26-2007, 03:30 PM
Batman wins.
Why?
Because he's the god damned Batman.
Thread was over with this post.
Desler
04-27-2007, 08:44 PM
Yes, very nice repeat of generic battledome slang, really raises that important post count. But, I'm much more interested in hearing actual legitimate reasons why he would win.
Taleran
04-28-2007, 01:28 AM
learn to OB, hes the GODDAMN BATMAN!
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