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Giovanni Rild
04-24-2007, 07:02 PM
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Bender beats and robs Ussop. Luffy finds Bender in a local bar spending the crew's money on booze.

Luffy asks for the money back. Bender tells him to bite his shiny metal ass.

Who wins?



Hardware

There is very little consistency in Bender's hardware throughout the series, and his internal workings vary as required for the story or for comic effect.

Like most robots in the series, Bender has square pupils. All of the biological characters have round pupils.

Bender's serial number is 2716057, which is expressible as the sum of two cube numbers ((952)³ + (-951)³). He shares this trait with another Bending Unit he meets called Flexo, whose serial number is 3370318 ((119)³ + (119)³), and they both laughed heartily at this fact. This is one of several joke references to obscure mathematical facts; such as the Hardy-Ramanujan number.

In "Fry and the Slurm Factory" it is revealed that Bender's CPU is a MOS Technology 6502.

Bender's habit of hard drinking is a result of his design; like most robots on Futurama, he uses alcohol as fuel and produces greenhouse gases as a result. He actually only suffers symptoms of intoxication when he stops drinking, becoming disoriented and developing a robot equivalent of a five o'clock shadow (the area around his mouth becomes rusted and brown). While alcohol is his primary fuel source, he is also capable of processing mineral oil and dark matter. He is also equipped with a nuclear pile which is revealed in "Godfellas".

He has been shown to operate in both vacuums and at the bottom of the sea. While deep under water Bender can open his chest compartment to reveal breathing masks similar to the emergency equipment used in commercial aircraft. He also notes that "in the event of an emergency, [his] ass can be used as a flotation device." This is likely a reference to the same capacity noted by Data in Star Trek: Insurrection.

His "extend-o-matic" limbs are extendable, detachable, and capable of functioning independently of his body. He seems to have trouble with the seam below his right underarm, however, as he is seen welding it or asking someone to weld it at various times throughout the series. In most cases, his eyes are shown to be extending cylinders with rounded ends but are generally replacable as necessary for the plot.

Bender's chest cavity uses the fictional idea of hammerspace, as Bender frequently pulls and stores objects within it that are far bigger than the laws of physics would normally allow. This access seems to be situational, as his chest cavity has been filled a number of times. The interior of Bender's chest cavity is actually shown in Futurama: The Game, wherein there are a variety of cogs, wheels, gyros, and various other mechanical components. The interior is shown to be larger than it should be. As with most spin-off material for television shows, the videogame may not be considered canon. In "Insane in the Mainframe", an X-ray like "Gamma Scan" reveals a variety of axles and cogs, as well as a small bat. The heads of Lucy Liu and Luciano Pavarotti were both stored in the cavity at one point. In one episode, Bender ferments about 30 bottles worth of malt liquor in his chest cavity, carrying it as though he were pregnant. Bender had a bomb in his chest at one point said to be capable of destroying a planet, placed in him by Zapp Brannigan in "War is the H-Word". Though Professor Farnsworth couldn't remove it, claiming it was "stuck in there with glue or something," Bender detonated it at the end of the episode; it was apparently a dud.
Bender congratulating himself for bending iron bars in "Space Pilot 3000".
Bender congratulating himself for bending iron bars in "Space Pilot 3000".

Like his limbs, Bender's head is detachable, and can continue to function when not attached to his body. Bender's head seems capable of various functions depending on the situation. It has been seen functioning as an audio tape recorder (his pupils can change to play, rewind, eject etc. symbols with function), answering machine, CD player, film projector, camera (still and video), martini shaker, a bell, credit card terminal, and a spray can. The camera aspect of his head is a consistent feature, which he uses in multiple episodes, often zooming in on items, people or robots of interest. On top of his head is an antenna, which is multi-functional and can work as a radio transmitter, a remote control receiver, sword, toilet flusher, or laser light show generator. Bender is quite sensitive about it, seemingly equating it with a human penis. In "I, Roommate", Bender responds to Leela's suggestion of removing his antenna with "You're not a robot or a man, so you wouldn't understand." In the same episode, URL sees it and says, in a degrading fashion, "You call that an antenna?" Despite this assertion, he can unscrew it. Also, in another episode he is turned into a human. He wonders where his antenna is, then finds it, stating: "Just let me adjust it." Fry shouts "No! You'll make God cry!" as if Bender were masturbating.

Bender claims to have a total of eight senses, four of the Five classical senses. Although he is equipped with "smision" (apparently a combination of smell and vision), he lacks the regular sense of taste. Aside from his own faculties, Bender has several external devices which he uses in the series. One such device is his "gaydar", which is shown as a black box with a radar array attached - his gaydar apparently detects everyone he meets as gay, however. Bender has a built-in, but unreliable, "cheating unit" for predicting the outcome of his own dice rolls. Bender makes mention of a Hilarity Unit (an opening subtitle for one episode of the show claims this unit may be powered by "Microsoft Joke"). Bender's computational abilities are self-admittedly poor, which he reveals in the episode "The Cyber House Rules". When Bender claims to need a calculator, Fry reminds him that Bender is a calculator, to which Bender asserts "I need a good calculator." Bender seems to have four different buttons for deleting information: one on his shoulder, one on his chest, his antenna, and one on his ass. Bender also has a 'Patriotism Circuit' which compels him, when signaled, to fight and possibly give his life in times of crisis. Zapp Brannigan has a device that can trigger Bender's 'Patriotism Circuit', (as shown in "When Aliens Attack") and uses it to draft him into Earth's defense force. When triggered, Bender's antenna blinks and beeps, and Bender stands to attention and shouts a response phrase such as "It is every robot's duty to give his life for the good of humanity!", followed by a regretful moan, or utterance such as "Oh, crap".

According to information from various episodes, Bender is composed of 30% iron ("30% Iron Chef"), 40% zinc ("Fry and the Slurm Factory") , 40% titanium ("A Head in the Polls"), 40% dolomite ("Jurassic Bark") and an unknown quantity of osmium (in alloy with the iron) with a 0.04% nickel impurity ("A Pharaoh to Remember") and he also claims to be 40% lead in Futurama the game but this may not be canon. No explanation for the total of over 150.04% was offered in the series, though it is pointed out in the DVD commentary. David X. Cohen at one point suggests that the various substances may overlap as compounds. Bender's aforementioned calculation skills, or lack thereof, may also be a factor. In "Raging Bender", he is announced as weighing 525 lb (238 kg).

Vynjira
04-24-2007, 07:12 PM
Bender's Shiny Metal Ass wins.

The Internet
04-24-2007, 07:20 PM
Luffy instead asks Bender to join his crew because he is a funny tin man.

Bender joins because Pirates = Booze + Wimmnez + killing + money

omgbbq
04-25-2007, 12:43 AM
bender owns too much. he is the shit.

Limit_Tester
04-25-2007, 12:55 AM
Shouldn't this be in the joke battledome?

Giovanni Rild
04-25-2007, 01:59 AM
Shouldn't this be in the joke battledome?

Nope. Bender's feats include bending steel girders and containing a planet buster.

Suzumebachi
04-25-2007, 02:05 AM
^Then Luffy punches him.

This has to in the joke battledome. No one will take this serious at all.

Giovanni Rild
04-25-2007, 02:08 AM
^Then Luffy punches him.

This has to in the joke battledome. No one will take this serious at all.

If you keep posting, they won't.:oh

Suzumebachi
04-25-2007, 02:13 AM
Rild. Bender can't get up when knocked on his back.

Bender can get kicked over by Leela.

He loses.

Now on to the jokes.

Bender's drinking is cosmic level.

Giovanni Rild
04-25-2007, 02:15 AM
Rild. Bender can't get up when knocked on his back.

Bender can get kicked over by Leela.

He loses.

Now on to the jokes.

Bender's drinking is cosmic level.

Who made you the decider? Might as well quit your futile attempt to de-rail my thread or I will report your ass.

Havoc
04-25-2007, 02:16 AM
Bender would convinces Luffy to swallow his fist, which would then kill him.


Rild, reporting is so noobish.

Suzumebachi
04-25-2007, 02:17 AM
^Bender ain't smart enough.

Suzumebachi
04-25-2007, 02:18 AM
Who made you the decider? Might as well quit your futile attempt to de-rail my thread or I will report your ass.

Is it possible that one can be THIS bad at making bait threads?

Giovanni Rild
04-25-2007, 02:21 AM
Is it possible that one can be THIS bad at making bait threads?

You forced my hand.

Havoc
04-25-2007, 02:21 AM
Do you need a hug Rild?

Random Nobody
04-25-2007, 02:31 AM
Luffy instead asks Bender to join his crew because he is a funny tin man.

Bender joins because Pirates = Booze + Wimmnez + killing + money

Quoted for Truth. Plus I'd love to see Pirate Bender.


Nope. Bender's feats include bending steel girders and containing a planet buster.

That quote in the first post said the bomb was a dud and I'm inclined to believe it. On a side note, how does bending steel girders help him? He can only bend them and bending Luffy isn't going to work.

Xell
04-25-2007, 02:47 AM
Hmm.. There's 2 things that can happen in this battle.

1. Luffy litterally does Bite his ass
2. Luffy mistakes him for saying "Bite your thumb and blow" and destroys him with Gear 3.

Kage no Yume
04-25-2007, 05:07 AM
Bender bent an unbendable bar.

I don't think even Gear 3 Luffy has that kind of power.
He can easily function in temperatures 20 degrees below absolute zero.
And he did get off of his back in the very episode where he stated he couldn't.

From these three points, it's obvious that Bender is a cosmic level being and that Luffy doesn't stand a chance.


(And yes, this should be in the Joke Battledome.)

dommyman18
04-25-2007, 07:38 AM
Bender is made of titanium, one of the hardest metals in the world, Luffy has yet to break his fist off of titanium yet. So he wins.

Rild. Bender can't get up when knocked on his back.

Bender can get kicked over by Leela.

He loses.

Now on to the jokes.

Bender's drinking is cosmic level.Leela > Luffy. Twice as strong and twice the muscle.

master bruce
04-25-2007, 09:57 AM
bender has built in reciprcal saws for cutting.
Bender bended the unbrendable beam.
I wonder what that equates to in strength.

Luffy will win.Strong as hell and too fast.

Giovanni Rild
04-25-2007, 12:45 PM
It's not a joke thread!!!

Pein
04-25-2007, 12:56 PM
Bender is made of titanium, one of the hardest metals in the world, Luffy has yet to break his fist off of titanium yet. So he wins.

Leela > Luffy. Twice as strong and twice the muscle.

and he is also made of dolemite

Fenix
04-25-2007, 01:47 PM
Bender was able to bend an unbendable bar...which made no sense and should put him on cosmic level

The Internet
04-25-2007, 02:21 PM
Luffy wins then.

He bent "unbendable" steel.

Doesn't mean he could bend rubber and keep it in place after letting go.

Luffy punches, Bender gives up, and joins the crew as the Crews Drunk. Because every pirate crew needs a drunk

Blaze of Glory
04-25-2007, 03:35 PM
Do you need a hug Rild?


It's his period I think does need a hug. Poor Rild It's must be hard....

I,ll call a mod so they can move this thread. In any case Luffy whens on the account he can punch the shit out of Bender and send his ass flying over a thousand miles away.

Later Bender joins the crew and becomes the foul-mouth drunk of the crew.

Reznor
04-25-2007, 04:37 PM
You can't take a feat and assume that everything he has is up to that par.

He gets taken down all the time by people much weaker than him. His punches aren't as strong as his lifting/bending capacity would indicate.

Luffy wins this.

Limit_Tester
04-25-2007, 04:58 PM
For the record... titanium is weaker than steel.