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500ml
04-24-2007, 09:54 AM
The moderators name has been changed to danger of getting fired.

Ever since I got in the mod lounge I realised it's full of racists and sexists.

For a start, this is the image they have for the mod lounge right now:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/Suzuhiko/forum.png

I had to censor it, but she is topless and the thread is called 'Post all your pictures of NF bitches'.

That girl is actually a member of NF.

The smods and admins sometimes pretend they'll make a girl mod or will give her privileges if she goes webcam for them.

Then they post all the pictures/videos in the mod lounge for everyone else to see and sometimes they make it the mod lounge image even though the girl doesn't know.

The girl above went on webcamefor Mecha-Kisame becuase she thought she could get a coloured name out of it and instead he posted them all over the mod lounge.


Also if you're a women or aren't white you get paid less than other mods. Tazmo gets away with it because we don't have a union set up for us.

The result is some mods think they're better than others and they call us ho's or bitches and are always coming onto us.

I remember once Reznor asked me to send him nudes and promised to give me banning powers if I did and that was only after I was first modded.

Sometimes I go into a thread and ask for help from an Admin for some problem and all they say is TITS OR GTFO and so the problem isn't sorted.

Also most of the white mods don't any work, they get us to do everything and if they fuck up they blame us for it. We can't say anything because Tazmo is racist and he'll fire us if we do.

I really don't know what to do about it. I like my job most of the time but I'm sick of being discriminated against.


I hear you sister. I am pissed of now!!!

Your body is sacred, you shouldn't do it anymore for them.But the pictures you sent to Reznor, do you still have them? And where you naked in a sexy pose, or just naked?

And who is the naked women in the Hokage's Residence? Is it you?

Those assholes. Why don't you call the police? You could sue Tazmo back to the stone age, that racist motherfucker. I could help you if you want to.

And fuck Tazmo and Narutoforums. You are a smart girl, you can get better jobs with civil rights. Not even Wal-Mart do this to their mexican and black employees.

And are you really black/chinese? I thought you were white, because you sounded a little racist to me in the beggining when you moved all my threads.

To sum it up: Tell them to post naked picutres of themselves, and humiliate them. And if they don't sue them. Because this is fricking inhumane.

I am there for you whenever you need me sister. Don't forget that you are not alone in this cold world.
Don't make them see your body naked just for money. Money isn't everything.
Exactly!

Even Walmart treats their staff better than this. It's a disgrace.

I want to do something or take some action but I can't. I'm too frightened of losing my job or worse.

Maybe if we set up some organisation or could do this anonymously. I don't mind fighting for this cause but I'm too scared to do it on my own.

I'll be singled out and slaughtered.

Do you want me to contact the Governemts Free Legal Advice Services? I can email them and tell them about your story.
I would be really grateful if you could do that.

Just now I heard they're going to add a new font colour called 'Nigger Brown'. This is ridiculous.

Maybe you should post that you are contacting them, it might scare the mods a bit.

To the moderator here. I contacted the police, but I can't do anything without picture proofs. I say you go and file a complaint there, and you will probably win a lawsuit too. This is what I reserached for you:

http://employment-law.freeadvice.com/sexual_harassment/discrimination_charge.htm

As for me, this was my last post here. I am sick of all the moderators and people who mock me. Good bye.,

Kyon
04-24-2007, 09:55 AM
Suzu, you so crazy. :sag

Master Scorpion
04-24-2007, 09:56 AM
Are you kidding me? :huh

Astronaut
04-24-2007, 09:59 AM
I...don't even know what to say.

500ml
04-24-2007, 10:00 AM
Are you kidding me? :huh

No, this is true. The person I am talking about personally PMd me yesterday, and was litereally crying because of what they did to her. Too bad I don't know where the male moderators or Tazmo live, or I would have breck their neck.

Kagutsuchi
04-24-2007, 10:01 AM
Posting in thread.

Key
04-24-2007, 10:04 AM
fucked up shit!!!!

Master Scorpion
04-24-2007, 10:04 AM
No, this is true. The person I am talking about personally PMd me yesterday, and was litereally crying because of what they did to her. Too bad I don't know where the male moderators or Tazmo live, or I would have breck their neck.

Its late for crying, she shouldn't post her nude pic!! Well it seems hard for me to believe you :P

Voynich
04-24-2007, 10:04 AM
Ahahahahaha

And i was afraid it might be an uneventful day :amuse

Spanish Hoffkage
04-24-2007, 10:04 AM
:rotfl
:rotfl:rotfl
:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
:rotfl:rotfl
:rotfl

LEGENDARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

whos that gurl?? :drool

Key
04-24-2007, 10:06 AM
your own fucken fault for wanting to be mod, shouldn't went topless because it was your choice.

Paracetamol Boy
04-24-2007, 10:08 AM
Life! 500ml! Fetch!

Spanish Hoffkage
04-24-2007, 10:08 AM
500ml, I can't but I want to rep you. You deserve a full green rep bar :(

GrimaH
04-24-2007, 10:08 AM
Oh, 500ml
*posts*

Spanish Hoffkage
04-24-2007, 10:10 AM
TO THE ARCHIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Master Scorpion
04-24-2007, 10:11 AM
Arrgghhh I really don't know, this issue is true or not!!! :arg

Spanish Hoffkage
04-24-2007, 10:11 AM
Arrgghhh I really don't know, this issue is true or not!!! :arg

This is serios biznaz and censored tittash :yell

Key
04-24-2007, 10:12 AM
Damn, I know girls would fuck for money but not strip for mod powers. This is real fucked up. Can't believe if this story is true or not.

hara_karikitty
04-24-2007, 10:12 AM
wtf, you serious?! thats retarded. KICK SOME ASS.

Key
04-24-2007, 10:14 AM
Is this shit true?

GrimaH
04-24-2007, 10:14 AM
500ml plz send me the uncensored pic

GrimaH
04-24-2007, 10:15 AM
Is this shit true?

Quite a few of 500ml's threads have gone to the Blender Blades. Whaddya think?
Seriously, I'm sure it was just a mod playing around with him :oh

Yasha
04-24-2007, 10:16 AM
Suzu, you're a genius. xD


But it won't work without an idiot

RockGuitarist
04-24-2007, 10:17 AM
Are you just trying to get a certain mod,or two fired ????

Key
04-24-2007, 10:17 AM
Why aint this thread get trash yet?

Spanish Hoffkage
04-24-2007, 10:17 AM
I also want the uncensored pic :mad

PM!!!!!!!!!!

Lullebulle
04-24-2007, 10:19 AM
I'm somewhere between :clap, :angrywife, :rotfl and :blahblah




:oh

less
04-24-2007, 10:20 AM
Rated five. I don't even know what to say. This is complete and utter gold.

Lastier
04-24-2007, 10:20 AM
TITS OR GTFO

Ino_Pig
04-24-2007, 10:23 AM
This is terrible 500ml. :cry

Just think of all those poor girls naked....

Lullebulle
04-24-2007, 10:23 AM
Rated five. I don't even know what to say. This is complete and utter gold.

I'm still not really sure if 500ml thought it was real or not :oh If he didn't it's a 4. If he did it's a 5 :P

Key
04-24-2007, 10:25 AM
We need more proof!!!!!!! GET US MORE?

Ino_Pig
04-24-2007, 10:26 AM
We need more proof!!!!!!! GET US MORE?

I agree. We need pictures of all the naked girls to believe this.

GrimaH
04-24-2007, 10:26 AM
to have an idea of this thread's awesomeness you would need a rating of over 9000

Key
04-24-2007, 10:27 AM
to have an idea of this thread's awesomeness you would need a rating of over 9000

Get on with it, if haven't rated the thread already, get at it!!

Turnip Girl
04-24-2007, 10:30 AM
I think 'lolz' pretty much sums it up. <3

Astronaut
04-24-2007, 10:30 AM
Why aint this thread get trash yet?

Your avatar. I love it.

Spanish Hoffkage
04-24-2007, 10:31 AM
This is exactly the type of discrimination I'm talking about.

yeah, its true

TITS OR VAGINA

see, I give you the freedom of choosing

Trollzilla
04-24-2007, 10:33 AM
want porn pl0x

Squire of Fate
04-24-2007, 10:34 AM
Posting in a legendary thread.

Also, requesting mod pr0nz.

GrimaH
04-24-2007, 10:36 AM
500ml if you post nude pics of your 500ml capacity penis you will be made admin
I mean it

Pein
04-24-2007, 10:40 AM
legendary thread

Ark 16.5
04-24-2007, 10:48 AM
argh...words fail this pirate....argh

☆Indigo☆
04-24-2007, 10:50 AM
:rotfl
Amazing.

I Я Sayo
04-24-2007, 10:54 AM
Good work 500ml. As always :laugh

Rohi_
04-24-2007, 11:04 AM
Whoa, this must be the most confusing thread ever! Yet I get the feeling that someone's being a complete ass here. A+ for the initial confusion and mayhem, F for the pathetic attempt to be funny on other people's expense, and failing miserably.

GrimaH
04-24-2007, 11:08 AM
Whoa, this must be the most confusing thread ever! Yet I get the feeling that someone's being a complete ass here. A+ for the initial confusion and mayhem, F for the pathetic attempt to be funny on other people's expense, and failing miserably.

lol
He should get the noob of the month award
oh wait, that's for 500ml

Yamato
04-24-2007, 11:10 AM
How brown is Nigger Brown?

Rohi_
04-24-2007, 11:11 AM
lol
He should get the noob of the month award
oh wait, that's for 500ml

Well, I wouldn't really mind that. And while at it, you could claim your 'inconsiderate prick of the month' funniest damn guy on the forums award, you really did earn it :thumbs

PradaBrada
04-24-2007, 11:20 AM
postin in legendary thread

Maydrid
04-24-2007, 11:20 AM
What the hell. I sent the mods a ton of pics of my penis, and have yet to get mod status! I'm marching on capital hill on this issue! Bunch of sexist pricks...

Lullebulle
04-24-2007, 11:28 AM
postin in legendary thread

So am I :nuts

Anko
04-24-2007, 11:36 AM
There's a choice: either have naked pictures of yourself on the internet; or, have dignity. You can't have both. :[

also; lol legendary blah blah blah

Orochimaru
04-24-2007, 11:36 AM
Lolworthy. :rotfl

500 ml, it's really sad yet at the same time funny watching them fuck around with you like this. Stop being an idiot and open your eyes to the fact that they're toying with you just like a cat would toy with a mouse before it kills it. O:

Oh and by the way ..

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/6599/500mlyi5.jpg

Iria
04-24-2007, 11:40 AM
lol :rotfl

posting

Kaki
04-24-2007, 11:44 AM
500ml can't stay away!! He's got to save our forum.

And is this supposed to make me want to be an mod?

Cavalorn
04-24-2007, 11:45 AM
:blink I don't know what to say, so I'll just be paralyzed and go on with staring in total awe. :amazed

Lullebulle
04-24-2007, 11:47 AM
postin in legendary thread

So am I :nuts

Rezo
04-24-2007, 11:47 AM
:rotfl :rotfl

So, Admins can have their very own harem from the comfort of their computers now?

Common sense is knocking at your door; pick up the phone, deaf one.

Silver Reflection
04-24-2007, 11:49 AM
Wow.Thats all I have to say.Just wow.

Heldensheld
04-24-2007, 11:55 AM
Um....bravo?

Anouk
04-24-2007, 12:08 PM
:lmao Interesting.

Diamond
04-24-2007, 12:12 PM
:sweatdrop right...

element_fighter
04-24-2007, 12:32 PM
...so this is true :shocked

Lazlow
04-24-2007, 12:35 PM
:rofl

500ml you rockzzz

Jaga
04-24-2007, 12:43 PM
i didnt even know Naruto Fan had an 18+ clubhouse thing till recently...i was pretty surprised.... i thought this was just a place for friends and fans of Naruto to discuss Naruto and some other anime like Bleach...and a few side things like games, news, ect

GrimaH
04-24-2007, 12:46 PM
Well, I wouldn't really mind that. And while at it, you could claim your 'inconsiderate prick of the month' funniest damn guy on the forums award, you really did earn it :thumbs

OMG the mutual hatred chemistry between us is so amazing :nuts
Let's get married~!

Mojim
04-24-2007, 12:50 PM
I...don't even know what to say.
I second that :O

Maydrid
04-24-2007, 12:51 PM
OMG the mutual hatred chemistry between us is so amazing :nuts
Let's get married~!

Can I be the flower girl at your wedding??

TheRealMcCoy
04-24-2007, 12:54 PM
Huh? Wha? What's going on? :coffee Meh.
Doesn't sound like a good time...Well, good luck on that discrimination stuff if it's happening.

And for those who want nude pics, umm, lots of downloadable porn out there, Kiddos. You don't really have to ask for them here.

Pretty_Vacant
04-24-2007, 12:57 PM
I don't think this is funny at all -.-
its a disgrace really, but that's what to expect from the internet...
and I've always thought that there was something sinister and eeeeevil about the mods... plus, they are openly perverted >.>
it just shouldn't happen to an employee -.-

coriander
04-24-2007, 01:06 PM
Wow. Disturbing the peace. Nice work.

Seriously?

Crayons
04-24-2007, 01:09 PM
Wait.. I have to post here!

I can't think of anything to say but.. wow.

GrimaH
04-24-2007, 01:28 PM
Can I be the flower girl at your wedding??

We don't let those in only underpants in :noworry

Seizaburo
04-24-2007, 01:32 PM
Lol, I was about to say 500ml = Suz, but Kyon beat me to it with four pages :P

Still, this is epic. And such I am posting in a epic thread.

Spectrum
04-24-2007, 01:37 PM
Posting in legendary thread. ::always wanted to say that::

Incidentally, with Suzuhiko's departure from the mod team imminent (I hope you didn't think we'd actually tolerate these shenanigans, Suz), we are now accepting new applications for Konoha Plaza mod. (Only hot girls need apply.)

Of course seriously. How could anyone possibly think this wasn't serious? We're racist sexist pigs, you all know that.

Qrαhms
04-24-2007, 01:49 PM
Damn, I know girls would fuck for money but not strip for mod powers. This is real fucked up. Can't believe if this story is true or not.

I believe it. :3

Lord Yu
04-24-2007, 01:54 PM
CONGRATURATIONS! YOUR WINNER!

mygrimer
04-24-2007, 01:59 PM
this is the future of NF!!! :wtf

Orochimaru
04-24-2007, 02:07 PM
You can't fire me, how will I ever manage to feed my children :cry??

I hate to say this, but rabbits reproduce at a very fast rate. :cry

Qrαhms
04-24-2007, 02:09 PM
I didn't intend to be exposed.

This was supposed to be anonymous :yell



You can't fire me, how will I ever manage to feed my children :cry??
...more pic please? :nod

Red
04-24-2007, 02:14 PM
Can I post topless pics too :wtf

mygrimer
04-24-2007, 02:14 PM
Please do :wtf

LivingHitokiri
04-24-2007, 02:15 PM
amazing :rotfl i loled :rotfl

Geg
04-24-2007, 02:16 PM
lol, thread

Orochis_bitch
04-24-2007, 02:27 PM
This is creepy O.o

Red
04-24-2007, 02:29 PM
Please do :wtf
http://i15.tinypic.com/2mrcnsl.png

:wtf

Spanish Hoffkage
04-24-2007, 02:36 PM
500ml should re-open his S.W.A.T. team.

I will join it again :yell

Instant Karma
04-24-2007, 02:39 PM
Highly entertaining shit.

little nin
04-24-2007, 02:54 PM
anyone who believes this is full of "lol"

is suzu a man or woman? O_o

Lord James
04-24-2007, 03:00 PM
Lmao! Priceless. XD

vanh
04-24-2007, 03:01 PM
Pure gold :rotfl

Lovewitches
04-24-2007, 03:07 PM
....

I dont know what to say. this sure is interesting o__o


lol.

Zissou
04-24-2007, 03:09 PM
Haha. 500ml you fucking deliver. The DRAMA! OH THE DRAMA!

little nin
04-24-2007, 03:10 PM
z0mg 500ml ur so great, legendary thread! /endtalkinglikeothers

Portgas D. Ace
04-24-2007, 03:12 PM
legendary thread...:nuts :rotfl

Déjà Vu
04-24-2007, 03:15 PM
haha oh wow.

Kei Kurono
04-24-2007, 03:16 PM
legendary thread.

Uzumaki
04-24-2007, 03:19 PM
posts!! Crazy...

Maybe that Nude Chick is The Ho'skage? -.-

Fuzzly
04-24-2007, 03:21 PM
I was hoping for an awesome flame. Instead I got lameness. =(


But I do appreciate the effort!

little nin
04-24-2007, 03:28 PM
i like those caucasian white curtains smile-big

Lullebulle
04-24-2007, 03:32 PM
coup d'État, anyone?

Sogeking
04-24-2007, 03:33 PM
haha, this is gold.

Tokoyami
04-24-2007, 03:34 PM
EVIDENC-err...TITS OR GTFO!!!

The Thieving Queen
04-24-2007, 03:36 PM
No, this is true. The person I am talking about personally PMd me yesterday, and was litereally crying because of what they did to her. Too bad I don't know where the male moderators or Tazmo live, or I would have breck their neck.
Suzu, you made him cry??

lololololololololololololol I love you Suzu, now send me nekkid pictures plz. :)

Tokoyami
04-24-2007, 03:37 PM
This thread is made of 100% pure win.

Hikaru
04-24-2007, 03:38 PM
posting in legendary thread.

Prince Leon
04-24-2007, 03:39 PM
*breathes in*

:rotfl
:rotfl:rotfl
:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
:rotfl:rotfl
:rotfl

little nin
04-24-2007, 03:46 PM
why did suzu post a pic of a man in the member pic thread >_>

im confused, is DS gay or not?

Fuzzly
04-24-2007, 04:13 PM
why did suzu post a pic of a man in the member pic thread >_>

im confused, is DS gay or not?

Does it matter?

little nin
04-24-2007, 04:17 PM
yeah it does

not in a homophobe way

Fuzzly
04-24-2007, 04:20 PM
Can I ask why?

Comic Book Guy
04-24-2007, 04:32 PM
No, this is true. The person I am talking about personally PMd me yesterday, and was litereally crying because of what they did to her. Too bad I don't know where the male moderators or Tazmo live, or I would have breck their neck.

How gullible can you get? I seriously pity you.

Saosin
04-24-2007, 04:43 PM
:rotfl
:rotfl :rotfl
:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl
:rotfl :rotfl
:rotfl

little nin
04-24-2007, 04:46 PM
Can I ask why?

coz i didn't think DS is gay

Jenna Berry
04-24-2007, 04:55 PM
....Was I the only one who didn't laugh? :oh

QuoNina
04-24-2007, 04:57 PM
:rofl

I am pretty sure who wins NF oscar now.

But wait, HR is right under bathhouse?
That actually made me chuckle.
Though it could be true you know.
I don't trust people's innocence this much. :rotfl

Comic Book Guy
04-24-2007, 05:00 PM
I am pretty sure who wins NF oscar now.

:rofl

But wait, HR is right under bathhouse?
That actually made me chuckle.
Though it could be true you know, I don't trust people's innocence this much. :rotfl

The Hokage Residence is under the Bath House, being the "last" forum of Downtown Konoha.

Senzur
04-24-2007, 05:01 PM
dude thats crazy!

QuoNina
04-24-2007, 05:03 PM
The Hokage Residence is under the Bath House, being the "last" forum of Downtown Konoha.alrighty. as long as you guys are fine with it. :pleased

Comic Book Guy
04-24-2007, 05:04 PM
alrighty. as long as you guys are fine with it. :pleased

I wouldn't know -- I'm not the one who created it, nor am I a senior staff member, having been a moderator since January.

Wolfy
04-24-2007, 05:12 PM
:rotfl .

_Byakuya_
04-24-2007, 05:17 PM
Rofl...out of all the posts 500ml made, this is definitely the best!

UnholyTrinity
04-24-2007, 05:17 PM
I never thought I'd catch myself saying this, but...

posting in legendary thread.

but seriously...

if this story is true, as bad as I feel for the girl, I think she was just too stupid for her own good. how desperate must you be to expose yourself for shonen anime forum powers?

Alas, some people are simply a disgrace to humanity. including the mods who posted her pictures.

Paracetamol Boy
04-24-2007, 05:20 PM
retarded animal babies

Comic Book Guy
04-24-2007, 05:21 PM
I never thought I'd catch myself saying this, but...

posting in legendary thread.

but seriously...

if this story is true, as bad as I feel for the girl, I think she was just too stupid for her own good. how desperate must you be to expose yourself for shonen anime forum powers?

Alas, some people are simply a disgrace to humanity. including the mods who posted her pictures.

The story's false. Just one playing on 500ml's gullibility, unfortunately.

QuoNina
04-24-2007, 05:22 PM
I wouldn't know -- I'm not the one who created it, nor am I a senior staff member, having been a moderator since January. Ah I see. You make it sound like something is indeed going on. xD

nah, I was just thinking a bit too much.

kimidoll
04-24-2007, 05:22 PM
What the fuck?

Comic Book Guy
04-24-2007, 05:23 PM
Ah I see. You make it sound like something is indeed going on. xD

nah, I was just thinking a bit too much.

If we go Freudian, it's repressed sexual desire!

UnholyTrinity
04-24-2007, 05:26 PM
The story's false. Just one playing on 500ml's gullibility, unfortunately.

True. It does seem a little silly, even for NF.

Still, for the popularity it attracted, it was worth posting here. If not just to peruse its total absurdity.

Last of the Arrancar
04-24-2007, 05:29 PM
Shit, so going topless won't get me mod powers ????

*walks away dissapointed*

Spectrum
04-24-2007, 05:29 PM
I didn't intend to be exposed.

This was supposed to be anonymous :yell



You can't fire me, how will I ever manage to feed my children :cry??Should have thought of that before you decided to breach our secrecy contract and expose our seedy, immoral ways like some Oprah special. :mad

if this story is trueSee, this is where you need to stop and think everything over carefully for a second. :P

Niko Bellic
04-24-2007, 05:29 PM
you get paid to be a forum moderator?

Comic Book Guy
04-24-2007, 05:32 PM
you get paid to be a forum moderator?

Nope.

Moderating is a thankless job -- long hours, no pay and rest.

Spectrum
04-24-2007, 05:33 PM
The warm adoration and love we receive from members like 500ml is our compensation. :love

So, no. XD

Comic Book Guy
04-24-2007, 05:33 PM
The warm adoration and love we receive from members like 500ml is our compensation. :love

So, no. XD

Like this thread here.

delirium
04-24-2007, 05:36 PM
It's okay.. we don't have to lie anymore CBG. NF's been found out. THEY PAY THE ASIAN MODERATORS almost to 25% less! They've gotta up our pay now!

Nicky The Ninja
04-24-2007, 05:45 PM
Posting in a legendary thread.

Spanish Hoffkage
04-24-2007, 05:46 PM
you get paid to be a forum moderator?

with pr0nz

Spectrum
04-24-2007, 05:48 PM
It's okay.. we don't have to lie anymore CBG. NF's been found out. THEY PAY THE ASIAN MODERATORS almost to 25% less! They've gotta up our pay now!Actually, that part is more or less true. Of the total sum of money the entire staff earns on a daily/weekly/monthly basis, the white Caucasian male mods take home about 75%, the Asian male mods receive 24%, and the black, Hispanic, Native American, and female mods divvy up the remaining 1%.

It's really an outrage.

So being female myself, I'm actually only earning... lemme do the math here... .2% of nothing is... hold on... nothing, plus nothing... carry the one...

kimidoll
04-24-2007, 05:52 PM
For a second there I actually believed you guys were getting payed because I'm a retard like that. :sag

Man, this thread is fucking awesome. I love this 500ml guy. XD

nat
04-24-2007, 05:54 PM
serious shit huh :oh

*wonders how did that happen*

Lastier
04-24-2007, 05:55 PM
http://img.inselpix.com/580136941819.pnghttp://img.inselpix.com/580136941819.pnghttp://img.inselpix.com/580136941819.png

Comic Book Guy
04-24-2007, 06:01 PM
I apologize, but I find no humour at all with regards to this thread -- just pity.

Megaharrison
04-24-2007, 06:01 PM
This thread...What can I say. It's levels of hilarity are off the scale.

500mL is the ridiculous thread God.

Vegitto-kun
04-24-2007, 06:01 PM
Shit, so going topless won't get me mod powers ????

*walks away dissapointed*

give me and I shall talk to them :oh

QuoNina
04-24-2007, 06:02 PM
Actually, that part is more or less true. Of the total sum of money the entire staff earns on a daily/weekly/monthly basis, the white Caucasian male mods take home about 75%, the Asian male mods receive 24%, and the black, Hispanic, Native American, and female mods divvy up the remaining 1%.

It's really an outrage.

So being female myself, I'm actually only earning... lemme do the math here... .2% of nothing is... hold on... nothing, plus nothing... carry the one...
xD XDXDXDXDXD

Bro Tai Jr.
04-24-2007, 06:03 PM
You said you were quitting a while ago you puss.

kimidoll
04-24-2007, 06:05 PM
I would've suspected that this thread be locked and trashed ages ago.

Vicious-chan
04-24-2007, 06:05 PM
While I don't doubt this because frankly.. 99% of humanity is disgusting and even more so on the internet.. I wonder if this thread's even true.. lol

TheBlindHyuuga
04-24-2007, 06:05 PM
http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/1792/epicthreaddineinhellnd4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Comic Book Guy
04-24-2007, 06:07 PM
While I don't doubt this because frankly.. 99% of humanity is disgusting and even more so on the internet.. I wonder if this thread's even true.. lol

Again, it's just one playing on 500ml's gullibity.

Vicious-chan
04-24-2007, 06:09 PM
well, I really don't doubt how some people really are in private or online, lol. I've been disgusted enough from others in real life and seen just as bad shit happen online. I don't really know if this is true, it's hard to believe from the other stuff I have seen from 500ml but.. meh.. it's a possibility.

But, if not true, why's it still around?

TheBlindHyuuga
04-24-2007, 06:09 PM
Actually, that part is more or less true. Of the total sum of money the entire staff earns on a daily/weekly/monthly basis, the white Caucasian male mods take home about 75%, the Asian male mods receive 24%, and the black, Hispanic, Native American, and female mods divvy up the remaining 1%.

It's really an outrage.



I get bonuses considering how rich my ethnic backround it :sag

Comic Book Guy
04-24-2007, 06:12 PM
well, I really don't doubt how some people really are in private or online, lol. I've been disgusted enough from others in real life and seen just as bad shit happen online.

Indeed.

I don't really know if this is true, it's hard to believe from the other stuff I have seen from 500ml but.. meh.. it's a possibility.

Understandable.

But, if not true, why's it still around?

Because people find humour in this, I suppose.

Vicious-chan
04-24-2007, 06:14 PM
Amusement's good and fun :P I hope it's not true though, any of it.. wait.. mods actually get paid here?

Comic Book Guy
04-24-2007, 06:16 PM
Amusement's good and fun :P I hope it's not true though, any of it.. wait.. mods actually get paid here?

No, we don't.

Hype
04-24-2007, 06:16 PM
No, we don't.

lol they havent told you yet CBG

Orochimaru
04-24-2007, 06:18 PM
No, we don't.

You sound like a robot most of the times, CBG.

Comic Book Guy
04-24-2007, 06:19 PM
lol they havent told you yet CBG

Told me what?

You sound like a robot most of the times, CBG.

Indeed. If I ever had a dime every time someone made that observation. . .

Spanish Hoffkage
04-24-2007, 06:21 PM
I apologize, but I find no humour at all with regards to this thread -- just pity.

Shut up and go waste your mod pay :mad

Hype
04-24-2007, 06:22 PM
Told me what?

all the mods get payed they just domt tell the new guys :D

Without moneys who in the right state of mind would take on such a job

Orochimaru
04-24-2007, 06:22 PM
Indeed. If I ever had a dime every time someone made that observation. . .

I'll give you a dime for each time you don't sound like one, deal?

Tokoyami
04-24-2007, 06:23 PM
Nope.

Moderating is a thankless job -- long hours, no pay and rest.Aww we love you anyway.

NOW WHERES MAH SAMMICH!!!!!!!!!

Comic Book Guy
04-24-2007, 06:25 PM
Shut up and go waste your mod pay :mad

I get paid?

all the mods get payed they just domt tell the new guys :D

Without moneys who in the right state of mind would take on such a job

I'm not known for my sanity, I suppose.

I'll give you a dime for each time you don't sound like one, deal?

Interesting offer, but I'll decline. I am who I am, after all.

Shiraishi
04-24-2007, 06:26 PM
Wow...that first post...

Hm, wow - I haven't read the whole thread, but by God that was a funny post.

Spanish Hoffkage
04-24-2007, 06:28 PM
I get paid?

And you wouldn't waste it anyway >.>

Masaki
04-24-2007, 06:32 PM
Suzu, you so crazy. :sag

I feel stupid for not catching on to this immediately.

Love Mitarashi Anko
04-24-2007, 06:37 PM
If this is true, its sick.. but i don't know. anywho *rating thread full*
Posting in Legendary thread :faint

Spanish Hoffkage
04-24-2007, 06:38 PM
The question here is has anyone received the uncensored pic of the topless girl?? :mad

Lady Azura
04-24-2007, 08:15 PM
Oh my...

SAY IT ISN'T SO!:arg

I really wanted to be a Mod one day too...:(

Is this for real? DDD:

kimidoll
04-24-2007, 08:18 PM
Lol, of course not. :P

Or at least, I don't think so. =S

Red
04-24-2007, 08:40 PM
is suzu a man or woman? O_o
suzu is a deity :nuts

lollipop
04-24-2007, 08:41 PM
OMG :huh :huh :huh

full_metal_ninja
04-24-2007, 08:43 PM
I Demand Access To Mod Porn:yell

And i am all for Nigga Brown font color

Einstein
04-24-2007, 08:44 PM
Wait- you were surprised?

pek
04-24-2007, 08:51 PM
PM me for the uncensored pic.

Comic Book Guy
04-24-2007, 08:53 PM
Oh my...

SAY IT ISN'T SO!:arg

I really wanted to be a Mod one day too...:(

Is this for real? DDD:

It's not true.

If we actually assigned moderators by doing this, I would have never became one.

MUNCHY113
04-24-2007, 08:55 PM
if this stroy is true, then damn there r some sick people in the world

Sky is Over
04-24-2007, 08:57 PM
this thread is going down in forum history next to norli and garakira; posting.

Love Mitarashi Anko
04-24-2007, 08:58 PM
this thread is going down in forum history next to norli and garakira; posting.

It sure is. Ahhh.. norli... <3

coriander
04-24-2007, 09:02 PM
Wait. Suzu = 500ml? Or Suzu was the one toying with 500ml? :bees

Senzur
04-24-2007, 09:04 PM
this is so absurd thats not real

~Shin~
04-24-2007, 09:06 PM
Poor Reznor.

~M~
04-24-2007, 09:06 PM
I find this hard to belive. :sag

EXGod
04-24-2007, 09:07 PM
Wow. Threads like this really happen in NF. Amazing.

Lemonade
04-24-2007, 09:11 PM
I find this hard to belive. :sag

same here heh

Tokoyami
04-24-2007, 09:11 PM
Can I be a mod so I can look at por-err "help with the site"?

Comic Book Guy
04-24-2007, 09:13 PM
Wait. Suzu = 500ml? Or Suzu was the one toying with 500ml? :bees

The latter.

Tokoyami
04-24-2007, 09:15 PM
And E wants to become a hacker........if he can't tell that suzu's fucking around with Em then hows he gonna become some l33t haxor.

This just makes me laugh even more.

Geijutsu
04-24-2007, 09:21 PM
So....

Where do I sign up to apply for mods?

~M~
04-24-2007, 09:23 PM
I dont see how anyone belives this. there is no way in hell this would be going on for so long without anyone being cought. Use your fucking head!!! :sag

Yōkai
04-24-2007, 09:34 PM
lol, ladies stripping their way to mod

all i can say is: after reading this thread i've become suddenly interested in becoming a mod.

Nico
04-24-2007, 09:36 PM
I...don't even know what to say.

Archive! Archive! Archive!

Niko Bellic
04-24-2007, 09:40 PM
fuck

i guess this forum is getting shut down

Lady Azura
04-24-2007, 09:42 PM
It's not true.

If we actually assigned moderators by doing this, I would have never became one.

Phew. That makes me feel a lot better.:sag

Astronaut
04-24-2007, 09:44 PM
Archive! Archive! Archive!

Well, yeah. Haha.

coriander
04-24-2007, 09:44 PM
The latter.

Suzu is legendary. Poor 500ml. :grope

Jannoy
04-24-2007, 09:47 PM
Well now. Here goes for some entertainment in the late afternoon.

/posting in legendary thread. :D

bashingon
04-24-2007, 09:48 PM
posting in thread!!!

̣
04-24-2007, 09:50 PM
http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/280/legendarythreadrv4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

- Spoilertag is your best friend. Learn to use him.

pek
04-24-2007, 09:53 PM
By spamming this thread with "Legendary thread" "Archive omg", you lower the hilarity and the legendary status of the thread.

*sigh* noobs.

escamoh
04-24-2007, 10:24 PM
worst thread ever

Yuki Uchiha
04-24-2007, 10:32 PM
now i know why my parents say that i can't put a pic of me on the net....

bloodstains
04-24-2007, 10:33 PM
Life! 500ml! Fetch!

:rotfl that has to be the best post ive ever seen.

Shadow Raki
04-24-2007, 10:45 PM
Damn, I know girls would fuck for money but not strip for mod powers. This is real fucked up. Can't believe if this story is true or not.
I always thought that you have to pay to be a Moderator.

Spectrum
04-24-2007, 11:44 PM
All right, fun's died down and people are only posting to say "LOOK OMG I'M POSTING" now, so I'm going to lock and archive this. :P

'Night, all. Remember, still accepting those applications. :nuts