Death Note becomes real

[Ejaculation Storm]

http://204.157.1.121/~n/news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6483897.stm.htm

Several hundreds of people organized a manifestation today in Shibuya in favor of the recent deaths of criminals. The population has been shocked by a recent leak from the police that dozens of yakuza bosses and other criminals have been dying in the last weeks in undetermined circumstances. The Tokyo police department has confirmed the news and said they are investigating alongside CIA specialists. There have been a few dozen of cases reported to the media.

The young supports of the deaths have been claiming that someone they call "Kira" is responsible and holds the power of God to punish the criminals in Japan. Local newspapers have reported aditional information leaked from the police which talks about hundreds of deaths across several other countries. The deaths are similar to that of a fictional movie recently released in Japan where criminals were killed by means of a book dropped from heaven by creatures they called God of Death. Fiction or reality, many people are scared they might die over minor or falsely judged crimes..

I for one shall kneel before Kira in the new world. :yell

[sel]

Fake

Thats not what BBC news page look like xD

[Ejaculation Storm]

Fake

Thats not what BBC news page look like xD

Madness. Kira IS real. Your blasphemy will be punished via heart attack. :mad

[Dan Hibiki]

Fake

Thats not what BBC news page look like xD

:nod Plus, look at the URL. XD Totally a fake. Funny stuff, though.

[Shiron]

all hail Kira! :yell
yes i know this is fake; just playing along.

[Lord Yu]

I lol'd hard.:lmao too bad it's fake.

[Doggie]

I love it lol

That's genius XD

[sj2k]

Madness

MADNESS? NO, THIS IS SPARTA!

[Ejaculation Storm]

OH NO, TEH MODS ARE HERE.

plz no be the trashing.

blenderize if you must but no be the trashing. :cry

[sel]

Madness. Kira IS real. Your blasphemy will be punished via heart attack. :mad

lkol yiu crasy fool. Sorry abuot the werid typnig my left arm's in agony T-T

[TenshiOni]

Would be epic if true. D:

[Ejaculation Storm]

lkol yiu crasy fool. Sorry abuot the werid typnig my left arm's in agony T-T

Only a taste of what is to come, heretic. :mad

[LayZ]

Life imitates art. This is funny, but obviously not true.

[Mider T]

Someone smoked a little too much dope last night.

[Uzumaki]

Err... Okay. Whatever.

[Jeaxz]

it is true cause i am the left hand man for the one you humans call kira.

anyway that shit is scientifically IMMPOSSIBLE

[Aokiji]

I am L.......

[Production]

That would be the best thing ever if that was true.

[The_X_box_360]

Fake news is allowed in the Cafe, now... :huh


Pandora's Box, anyone? XD








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[Misa]

Then Im the second kira.

[sel]

Im 52.3% sure that you are

[Misa]

Im 52.3% sure that you are


That not a valuable answer
Misa doesn't trust you.

[Maramusa]

I lawled d

[Barinax]

I am L.......
Can I be Sayu? :wtf

Anyway... interesting.

[kimidoll]

F-A-K-E. D:

I can't remember a time when BBC has lied. -__-

[Violent-nin]

Be interesting if it was real, too bad it's a fake. :laugh

:kkbook

[Cair]

Someone smoked a little too much dope last night.

:ruri Oops. XD

F A K E, obviously. :nod

[chaosakita]

Lol, it'd be so great if that was real.

[Dimezanime88]

Fake news is allowed in the Cafe, now... :huh.

EVER SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME!:nuts

[Mrs.Lovett]

that's not bbc's website :oh
The address on the top is all wrong.

[Lastier]

Let me be the first one to bow down before Kira. You people, that dont believe in this news, shall be punished by Kira.

[Razza]

New world order. NEW WORLD ORDER!

Nice to whoever created that.

[sel]

I chose a bad day to post my real name in the "Your name" Thread in the Plaza >_<.

[Turnip Girl]

If only it were true... :)

[@lk3mizt]

lol! that was a very good one! for a second ,i thought it was true! :P

[The_X_box_360]

lol! that was a very good one! for a second ,i thought it was true! :P"Internets are Serious Business" :nod

[Ichiban-nin]

Aww... where's Kira? No death by handwriting?

[Arcueid]

Rofl, I was about to say...

[Zabuzalives]

all hail Kira

[Jaga]

lol that would have been pretty cool

[PradaBrada]

It's the dawn of a new world

[Silver Reflection]

Instead of crime,a utopia.I lol'ed at this.If only it were true.

[Sasori]

Fuck you Kira.

[sel]

Wow the mods here are really doing their job well xDD

[|eMoCandY|]

Kira Is Real?!:wtf
So This Means.... L is also real !!! :wtf

YaY!!!!!

I Lol'd at this thread

[Wolfwood]

cool

of course it's fake, but still really cool ^^

[Ejaculation Storm]

The best part is people are neg repping me because they thought it was real and then were disappointed that it was fake. :laugh

Oh God, imagine if it was real.

[Rhaella]

All hail "realitity" taking over fiction. XD

[Last of the Arrancar]

Kira LIVES !!!!!!

[Ejaculation Storm]

All hail "realitity" taking over fiction. XD

You know you'd be a devoted slave to Kira, Rhaella.

We all would. :yell

[Shinobikitty]

I see a Kira is God FC coming on..... LOL

[☆Indigo☆]

Lol, this would be amazing if it were true.

[Nia]

I actually believed it for a second, lolol. Would be pretty interesting if it was real.

[sharingan_clan213]

KIRA FTW

too bad its not real....

[Ejaculation Storm]

If this was real, who would you support?

Kira or the police, CIA and the possible L of the world?

[Dre]

i dont beleive that...

[mislead]

If this was real, who would you support?

Kira or the police, CIA and the possible L of the world?

Isn't that equivalent to asking "Would you like your God to be a complete psychopath, and an ignorant one at that?" ?

[HiroShinji]

Psh would the internets ever lie to us? I BELIEVE! *rolls eyes*

[Ejaculation Storm]

Isn't that equivalent to asking "Would you like your God to be a complete psychopath, and an ignorant one at that?" ?

Could be. I'd be a complete Kira supporter.

[Hitomi_No_Ryu]

Fake news sucks!

[Casyle]

I could tell that as BS without even going to the link.

*Wonders what Deathnote is about anyway*

[Qrαhms]

I want it to be real!! :cry

[SOLID]

OMG
ok we really should stop posting our pics in the pics thre... aaaaa .. my .. my chest .. *dies* X(

[Saya]

ohnoes everybody get out your walking sticks

[capricornken]

if its real id find kira and get his notebook and kill any1 who knoe aobut the book LOL

[Death-T]

Haha,I got an SJ Newsletter email thing about this. :laugh 0f course it's fake,but fun to read.The email was Death Note themed and all.

[Omega id]

lol I was surprised to see this thread... I didn't even feel like entering and reading the first post but it was a good read.

Though if Kira and the Death Note did exist I would try my best to help CAPTURE him. :D even if I risk dying on the job...

[little nin]

lol fake ass bbc page XD