Demons vs Aliens

[Dio Brando]

All fictional demons vs all fictional aliens all out brawl on a indestructible planet
-No gods or god-like beings
-aliens can only use standard tech, for example they can have a normal laser blaster but not a spaceship's canon.
-if aliens are winning too easily, add all monsters like dragons, cactuar, etc
-if demons are winning too easily, aliens get acess to all their tech.

who wins this mind-boggling battle?:amazed

[Purgatory]

Does this also include all tiers of the DMCverse?

[Dio Brando]

of course, they are demons!

[Kamen Rider Ryoma]

Demons win. They have access to pretty much unlimited amounts of forces and magic.

[Purgatory]

of course, they are demons!

Fucking rapestomp.

[Keollyn]

Extraterrestrials FTW!

Kyptonians, Daxamites, Saiya-jin, Meta-God should be more than enough

[Dio Brando]

examples please, it makes things more interesting!
edit: i was very slow....

[Yak]

Okay, I'll bring in the Bastard!! verse for the Demon-side:

... "Satan rules over 7 kings, 72 princes, 7.405.926 servants and 44.635.566 demons. He commands an army of 26 billion magical beings."

End of quote. Have fun. :3

[Purgatory]

examples please, it makes things more interesting!

Mundus solos this. He is the freakin' Prince of Darkness. He was able to put up an amazing fight against Dante with the power of Sparda. No way in Hell can aliens even TRY to use their technology to take down such a humongous being with such strength.

[Dio Brando]

All fictional demons vs all fictional aliens all out brawl on a indestructible planet
-No gods or god-like beings
-aliens can only use standard tech, for example they can have a normal laser blaster but not a spaceship's canon.
-if aliens are winning too easily, add all monsters like dragons, cactuar, etc
-if demons are winning too easily, aliens get acess to all their tech.

who wins this mind-boggling battle?:amazed

are you guys forgetting something?

[Keollyn]

Definition of god-like is an extremely vague label. 'Specially since there are some extremely weak gods.

[Dio Brando]

Definition of god-like is an extremely vague label. 'Specially since there are some extremely weak gods.

fair enough, but still, you would think something like the Prince of Darkness would be considered a God-like being

[Wesley]

Okay, I'll bring in the Bastard!! verse for the Demon-side:

... "Satan rules over 7 kings, 72 princes, 7.405.926 servants and 44.635.566 demons. He commands an army of 26 billion magical beings."

End of quote. Have fun. :3

What? Only 26 billion? How long did it take him to scrape together that paltry sum? Your Satan is puny and I will crush him! I am Ah-nuld!

[Keollyn]

fair enough, but still, you would think something like the Prince of Darkness would be considered a God-like being

Mundus wasn't even all that impressive. A low-level Kyptonian can curbstomp him.

[Dio Brando]

any suggestions on how to even this up?

[Yak]

What? Only 26 billion? How long did it take him to scrape together that paltry sum? Your Satan is puny and I will crush him! I am Ah-nuld!

Well, its at least a good addition to the overall numbers of demons and devils. They are only trying to help! :P Plus, you forgot to count in the numbers before the 26 Billion. Those count in as well, the "magical beings" are a separate group from those counted before.

[Wesley]

any suggestions on how to even this up?

Not really. You've opened up a bit of a can of worms here.

^While reading Bastard!! did you ever stop to think how much is too much? Just curious.

[Kamen Rider Ryoma]

Bastard!! demons number in the billions. With the top-tier being galaxy and universal level threats.

Darkstalker demons number in the billions. With the top-tier being galaxy level threats.

Slayers demons (Mazoku) are pretty much unkillable without magic. And they feed off negative energy, which makes them stronger. Being around the other demons will power them up then.

Warhammer 40.000 demons number in the trillions as far as I remember.

Rifts demons number in the high billions if not trillions.

Shin Megami Tensei demons are multiversal threats and there is pretty much an infinite number of them and all of them have their mythological powers.

Dungeons & Dragons demons are high numbered as well and powerful too.

Then we have demons like Stormbringer and Mournblade.

Spawn and numerous other hellspawns and an infinite amount of demons.

Disgaea/Makai Kingdom demons who are planetary level threats, if not galaxy.

The demon Buu from Dragon Ball Z.

World of Darkness Vampires and demons where the high-tier is nigh-unkillable (good luck getting rid of Caine).

And probably a shitload more that I currently can't remember.

[Keollyn]

any suggestions on how to even this up?

Set up scenarios. Pick and choose races. That's the best you can do. Otherwise this is to broad.

[Yak]

Not really. You've opened up a bit of a can of worms here.

^While reading Bastard!! did you ever stop to think how much is too much? Just curious.

No. Never. :laugh Bastard!! is just that awesome. XD
Plus, I think Hagiwara didn't pull those numbers outa his ass. He was quoting the Holy Bible. I think these number are actually Christion "canon". :P

[Dio Brando]

Set up scenarios. Pick and choose races. That's the best you can do. Otherwise this is to broad.

me thinks i'm too late to save this curbstomp...:(

[Keollyn]

me thinks i'm too late to save this curbstomp...:(

Yeah, them demons won't know what hit them.

Good thing you didn't allow god and god-like. This would be a "OMGWTFDISISNTFAIR!" stomp in the extraterrestrials favor

[Wesley]

No. Never. :laugh Bastard!! is just that awesome. XD
Plus, I think Hagiwara didn't pull those numbers outa his ass. He was quoting the Holy Bible. I think these number are actually Christion "canon". :P

Unforgiveable! :yell

Bloody Wankers.

[Kamen Rider Ryoma]

Yeah, them demons won't know what hit them.

Good thing you didn't allow god and god-like. This would be a "OMGWTFDISISNTFAIR!" stomp in the extraterrestrials favor

How so? You haven't cited any good examples yet.

[Wesley]

How so? You haven't cited any good examples yet.

Yuki's an alien. :nod

[Yak]

Yeah, them demons won't know what hit them.

Good thing you didn't allow god and god-like. This would be a "OMGWTFDISISNTFAIR!" stomp in the extraterrestrials favor

That would allow the Demon side their god's and god-like beings as well...

[Kamen Rider Ryoma]

Yuki's an alien. :nod

Who? 10chars

[Wesley]

Who? WHO!? I forgot her last name. :(

But the quiet one from MoHS. She owns everyone because I say so! :yell

[Keollyn]

How so? You haven't cited any good examples yet.

Neither have you. What you posted isn't going to help the demons win. The best I seen you mention was Shin Megami (if you're telling the truth... you tend to stretch the truth sometimes). They would be god-like.

Barring god-like, nothing on that list you made is tackling the high-end Kyptonites... which would utterly blitz the hell out of them. Heck, Meta-God can do that...

Team demon is slow.. very slow in comparison.

Put god-like in, and you got the Qs, The Celestials, Anti-Monitor, 5th dimensional imps... actually, that's it. That's all that is needed.

[Kamen Rider Ryoma]

Who? WHO!? I forgot her last name. :(

But the quiet one from MoHS. She owns everyone because I say so! :yell

Ah... that Yuki. Won't help much though, there are probably trillions of demons with reality warping powers and they are not even god-like beings.

[Wesley]

Ah... that Yuki. Won't help much though, there are probably trillions of demons with reality warping powers and they are not even god-like beings.

You're neglecting the last part of my post. Every sylable of it makes Yuki worth more then a googolplex of demons! :mad

[Kamen Rider Ryoma]

Neither have you. What you posted isn't going to help the demons win. The best I seen you mention was Shin Megami (if you're telling the truth... you tend to stretch the truth sometimes). They would be god-like.

Yes, they are. At least that's why they are described at in the games demon dictionary. And the main character of Nocturne (a human made demon) beat a being that had enough power to create a universe and after that fought with Lucifer who was even more powerful and won too (though Lucifer was probably holding back).

Barring god-like, nothing on that list you made is tackling the high-end Kyptonites... which would utterly blitz the hell out of them. Heck, Meta-God can do that...

Team demon is slow.. very slow in comparison.

Aha... high-level Bastard demons can all move at or beyond lightspeed. Mazoku could attack Kryptonians' astral bodies and kill them instantly. D&D demons with mid & high-level magic can kill with a word and play around with time and space.

Put god-like in, and you got the Qs, Anti-Monitor, 5th dimensional imps... actually, that's it. That's all that is needed.

4th Age Spawn
Lucifer (SMT)
L-Sama
Cthulhu
Azathoth
...etc.
That's all that is needed.

You're neglecting the last part of my post. Every sylable of it makes Yuki worth more then a googolplex of demons! :mad

I'm still trying to take this thread somewhat seriously.

[Wesley]

L-sama is not a demon.

[Kamen Rider Ryoma]

L-sama is not a demon.

Close enough.

[Lee's Suiken]

Couldn't Yuki Nagato create closed space around any demon army and obliterate them? In fact, couldn't her whole race do that? Once they enter her closed space, she controls everything (correct me if I'm wrong)

[Kamen Rider Ryoma]

Couldn't Yuki Nagato create closed space around any demon army and obliterate them? In fact, couldn't her whole race do that? Once they enter her closed space, she controls everything (correct me if I'm wrong)

You do realize that there is practically an infinite amount of demons in fiction (alone in Warcraft there are)? And there are also demons who can warp reality?

[Lee's Suiken]

^

I guess Yuki's race is going to busy for awhile :sweat

[Crazykramer07]

Bring in stitch aka 626, Ratchet with harbringer, The DearS, and Marvin the Martian.

Buttrape to the xness.

[Kamen Rider Ryoma]

Bring in stitch aka 626, Ratchet with harbringer, The DearS, and Marvin the Martian.

Buttrape to the xness.

Aye and all of these can tank planetay if solar destroying force? And as for alien toons, there are demon toons as well.

[Shuntensatsu]

Saiya Jin's are aliens.

That pretty much makes this fight a joke.

[Wesley]

Aye and all of these can tank planetay if solar destroying force? And as for alien toons, there are demon toons as well.

Why stop at solar systems? Why not just say Universal attacks? Bloody wankers.

[Crazykramer07]

Aye and all of these can tank planetay if solar destroying force? And as for alien toons, there are demon toons as well.Stitch is 3,000 x stronger he strenght is limitless, and he's the most powerful alien in his universe. The DearS are able to seduce any creature in the universe so succumbing to sin would be demons downfall. Ratchet with the Harbringer is most like a cosimc because the thing destroys everything. If Kos mos was an alien she curbstomp most demons with hibirt effect and her galaxy buster.

Marvin, A toon with a bigger jobber aura than Taz.

[Kamen Rider Ryoma]

Why stop at solar systems? Why not just say Universal attacks? Bloody wankers.

There are of course universe ending demons. I just thought we leave out gods and god-like beings.

Stitch is 3,000 x stronger he strenght is limitless, and he's the most powerful alien in his universe.

Quite sure there are demons like that, even in mythology.


The DearS are able to seduce any creature in the universe so succumbing to sin would be demons downfall.

Alien succubus? They have nothing on the Darkstalkers succubi race.

Ratchet with the Harbringer is most like a cosimc because the thing destroys everything.

And what did he destroy?

If Kos mos was an alien she curbstomp most demons with hibirt effect and her galaxy buster.

What is Hybrid effect and only galaxy busting? I say a D&D demon casts a stone spell on her and leaves her as statue.

Marvin, A toon with a bigger jobber aura than Taz.

Jobbers are not really something you want on your side.

[Wesley]

Please, what's so godly about ending a universe? Everytime you sneeze you're destroying countless realities encapsuled in the air mocules you excite. :nuts

[Keollyn]

Yes, they are. At least that's why they are described at in the games demon dictionary. And the main character of Nocturne (a human made demon) beat a being that had enough power to create a universe and after that fought with Lucifer who was even more powerful and won too (though Lucifer was probably holding back).

And mentioning them for this thread makes sense why?





Aha... high-level Bastard demons can all move at or beyond lightspeed. Mazoku could attack Kryptonians' astral bodies and kill them instantly. D&D demons with mid & high-level magic can kill with a word and play around with time and space.


Bastard unknown FTL < Meta-Gods < PC Superman.

Mazoku? Please, they'd seem like statues to any high level kyrptonian.

Play with time and space all you want... doesn't change the fact that if they're to slow, they're demolished.




4th Age Spawn
Lucifer (SMT)
L-Sama
Cthulhu
Azathoth
...etc.
That's all that is needed.

For what? Delaying the inevitable loss?

P.S. And you just didn't mention Lord of Nightmare? Do you recall what a demon is?

[Kamen Rider Ryoma]

And mentioning them for this thread makes sense why?

Because not all of them are nigh-omnipotent gods so they don't fall under the restrictions of this match?

Mazoku? Please, they'd seem like statues to any high level kyrptonian.

Hello? They don't even have to stay in the physical universe, those are just avatars. They can perfectly fine destroy a persons mind/soul from the the astral side.

Play with time and space all you want... doesn't change the fact that if they're to slow, they're demolished.
Stop them in time and they won't move anywhere. Turn the sun into a red star and they will drop the the ground.

For what? Delaying the inevitable loss?

What loss? 4th age Spawn is omnipotent as is Azathoth. Both could erase all opposition with a thought. And those are just the ones I know of.

P.S. And you just didn't mention Lord of Nightmare? Do you recall what a demon is?

Someone called 'Lord of Nightmares' comes close enough.


And what is so hard to understand that there is an infinite amount of demons, even in just single works of fiction?

[Endless Mike]

The Time Lords activate the Armageddon Sapphire and destroy the universe with the demons in it.

If that doesn't work, they go back in time and prevent the demons from ever existing in the first place.

[EdwardElric]

No. Never. :laugh Bastard!! is just that awesome. XD
Plus, I think Hagiwara didn't pull those numbers outa his ass. He was quoting the Holy Bible. I think these number are actually Christion "canon". :P

Well then the writer of Bastard!! pulled it outta his ass, as I'm almost sure there are no Biblical references to any such exact numbers of demons.

[Fenix]

Alot of these demons you guys are talking about are also aliens.

99% of them are not from earth so that qualifies them all as extraterrestrials.

Also Marvin the Martian has toon power, so he pretty much is unkillable

[mystictrunks]

Also Marvin the Martian has toon power, so he pretty much is unkillable

Demons get those toon Devils that appear on EVERY characters shoulder at some point. They're also unkillable.