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Bolt Crank
04-01-2007, 04:25 AM
A composite of Samuel L. Jackson's (http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/) movie personas and associated powers there of vs those of Sir Thomas Sean Connery's (http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0000125/) illustrious acting career.


Who wins?
ZergKage
04-01-2007, 06:12 AM
Samuel gives a speech which controls smart sharks to eat Sean. GG
tank!
04-01-2007, 08:18 AM
Samule 'dodges' the bullets a'la Pulp Fiction and shoots Connery, who dies..Bond or no. :P
Thanatos
04-01-2007, 08:20 AM
Samuel traps connery on a plane filled with snakes.

Case closed.
Kamen Rider Ryoma
04-01-2007, 10:58 AM
Samule 'dodges' the bullets a'la Pulp Fiction and shoots Connery, who dies..Bond or no. :P

Samuel traps connery on a plane filled with snakes.

Case closed.



http://www.pedmonds.force9.co.uk/movie/hl1053.jpg

:grin
Sylar
04-01-2007, 11:02 AM
Samuel L. Jackson uses his lightsaber to chop Connery's head off.
Kamen Rider Ryoma
04-01-2007, 11:11 AM
Samuel L. Jackson uses his lightsaber to chop Connery's head off.

Oh, I completely forgot that one! But that probably wouldn't kill him, he drank from the Holy Grail. And if worst comes to worst he can always turn into a dragon and roast him:

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n161/CharriePics/Draco2.jpg
Sylar
04-01-2007, 11:37 AM
Then Samuel just quotes scripture and the dragon goes down.
Thanatos
04-01-2007, 11:50 AM
Oh, I completely forgot that one! But that probably wouldn't kill him, he drank from the Holy Grail. And if worst comes to worst he can always turn into a dragon and roast him:

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n161/CharriePics/Draco2.jpg

Pfft... what's a dragon going to do against snakes? Snakes!
Sylar
04-01-2007, 11:55 AM
Snakes with lightsabers who quote scripture and command smart man-eating sharks and dinosaurs >>>> a dragon with a scottish accent.
Goodfellow
04-01-2007, 12:54 PM
Forget all that, Samuel Jackson is No1!!
That measn he's untouchable, unless Connery is No2!
Sylar
04-01-2007, 01:13 PM
Number 2

http://www.alanjohns.fsnet.co.uk/goldmember/number-two.jpg
master bruce
04-01-2007, 04:42 PM
Connery:"quite frankly sir, I don't give a damn what you think, I'm to get midevil on your ass."

Samuel L. Jackson:"Whatttt...the...f#ck...did...you just say!?! You mothaf##ka.....Apparently...you....just lost...yo' gotd@mn mind! I'm gonna grab this razor out my pocket...and cut yo' beard off,B!tch!"


Connery starts to put up his dukes and sucker punches jackson. Jackson pulls razorblade and cuts him. Connery runs like h$ll.



the end.
Endless Mike
04-02-2007, 08:14 AM
Connery says "You're the man now, dog!".... and instantly wins.
Sasori
04-02-2007, 03:43 PM
Samuel L is a OB cosmic. GG Connery
Hype
04-02-2007, 04:03 PM
Samuel L is a OB cosmic. GG Connery

Connery = real life god. GG who ever the other dude is Ive never heard of him personally
Darklyre
04-02-2007, 06:16 PM
Samuel L. Jackson has one persona that utterly rapes Sean Connery:

Ultimate Nick Fury.

This guy throws people out of planes as a backup plan, and then promptly jokes about it.
Sasori
04-02-2007, 07:02 PM
Connery = real life god. GG who ever the other dude is Ive never heard of him personallyAgreed, but this is the internet :(