Gambit vs Jing vs Dark

[killfox]

I dont know alot about Jing, but who do you think is the best thief of the 3?

[Timur Lane]

Like Keollyn always reminds us of, Jing with prep time can steal anything anytime.

And this is in the wrong section.

[Keollyn]

^ you know it :wink

[Timur Lane]

^ you know it :wink

Thats what i am good for.=)

[Darklyre]

Thief from 8-Bit Theater comes in and steals everything in sight. And everything not in sight. And then everything else.

[Keollyn]

And Jing proceeds to steal it back.

[Kage no Yume]

But then Thief would coerce Jing into signing away his soul, his life, his profession, and anything else he holds dear or will ever hold dear.

And you can't go against the contract. Thief has lawninja who can stealth sue you.

[Keollyn]

But then Jing's soul evades Thief for a fraction of a second, goes to God, steal his omnipotence, and has the contract written out for Thief's soul, life, profession, anything else he holds dear or will ever hold dear instead... with a clause that Thief cannot do the same thing back at Jing.

The order of things have returned. All is good.

[Endless Mike]

And then Carmen Sandiego steals all of your fanwanking

[Keollyn]

But not before Jing steals information on Carmen Sandiego's true location, and getting her caught. Thus shattering your image of her being great.

[X]

Gambit wins.

[Kage no Yume]

*Sigh*

Thief would steal time, undo Jing's acts, and after letting Jing think he's won he'd steal victory.

[Keollyn]

Double sigh

Omnipotent created contractual agreements > time stealing.

[Kage no Yume]

Not if the time stolen is that during the creation of the contract, making it as though the contract never existed in the first place (basically stealing the time of Jing's stolen omnipotence). And by laying low until the end, Jing won't think to make another contract and won't have a chance when Thief steals victory.

[Keollyn]

Omnipotence comes along with that nice thing called Omniscience... although, strangely, when Jing stole God's omnipotency, he didn't even know :doh

He must have stolen the power from Preacherverse's God :arg

[Kage no Yume]

If it's the power from that pathetic caricature, then even Fighter would be able to overcome it. Needless to say, Thief wouldn't be bothered by that being's worthless "omnipotence" and "omniscience" at all.

If anything, he'd just steal SoK's guns and kill Jing.

[Keollyn]

Damn Preacherverse God and his suckiness! You have failed Jing on his quest for thievery dominance! :yell

[Bolt Crank]

Gambit wins.

Seconden. Goodbye both Jing & Dark.

[Endless Mike]

But not before Jing steals information on Carmen Sandiego's true location, and getting her caught. Thus shattering your image of her being great.

Except Carmen already stole the concept of a location and became omnipresent

[Keollyn]

Jing throws Thief at Carmen Sandiego and let them go at it.

Jing returns to his numerous Jing girls