View Full Version : John Cena vs. The Rock
Crazykramer07
03-27-2007, 07:11 PM
John "da masta of thuginomics" Cena verses Can you smell what da rock is cookin The Rock. Who is victorius?
Havoc
03-27-2007, 07:13 PM
You're kidding right? Rock >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cena
Nice Gai
03-27-2007, 07:16 PM
Rock: Who are you?
Cena: I am the...
Rock: It doesnt matter what your name is. Noob ass white boi.
Rock can whoop him in fake wrestling and in real Life.
The Internet
03-27-2007, 07:17 PM
Don't insult the Rock by putting him to face this pathetic Wigger
sals5
03-27-2007, 07:26 PM
Rock in the most killer Curbstomp in OBD history
Hamaru
03-27-2007, 07:31 PM
You're kidding right? Rock >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cena
Damn! You did it b4 me, lol. The Rock is better on the Mike and in the ring.
Comic Book Guy
03-27-2007, 07:41 PM
The Rock. Hands down.
Why does Cena still have the belt, Someone explain this travesty
master bruce
03-27-2007, 11:58 PM
Rock" john cena. the rock wants you to know something. the rock likes you. you see the rock thinks you got something going for you. he thinks you have what it takes....yes the rock thinks you have what it takes to be the most successful roodypoo candy ass wrestler in the wwe today.
Hamaru
03-28-2007, 12:15 AM
Why does Cena still have the belt, Someone explain this travesty
They have to build new stars for the new generation b4 people like HBK, HHH, Hogan, and Taker can't wrestle anymore.
Kisame
03-28-2007, 12:44 AM
Rock" john cena. the rock wants you to know something. the rock likes you. you see the rock thinks you got something going for you. he thinks you have what it takes....yes the rock thinks you have what it takes to be the most successful roodypoo candy ass wrestler in the wwe today.
funnies if rock go back to wrestling i might have to watch it just for him.
Mukuro
03-28-2007, 12:45 AM
This thread obviously lacks something...
Graham Aker
03-28-2007, 02:40 AM
the Rock is going to layeth the smack down on John Cena's candy ass...
Lemonade
03-28-2007, 04:27 AM
The Rock!!!!!!!
The last Dalek
03-28-2007, 06:45 AM
The Rock had mike skills and in ring skills. Cena has neither and his fanbase consists of 10 year old boys.
Therefor The Rock>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cena
Gaelek_13
03-28-2007, 07:38 AM
They have to build new stars for the new generation b4 people like HBK, HHH, Hogan, and Taker can't wrestle anymore.
Thing is that the 'Golden Age' is long since passed with the likes of Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, Undertaker, Bret Hart, HBK and then later The Rock and Stone Cold...it's all done these days...none of the current 'stars' are anything compared to the original legends.
Ahhh.. Those were the days :)
The people's elbow. xD
Rock definitely owns Cena.
Lord Snow
03-28-2007, 11:37 AM
Rock:"John Cena,the Rock’s fixin to lay the smackdown on you and there’s two things you can do about it: Nothing and like it.”
Rock takes this easy.
Hamaru
03-28-2007, 11:53 AM
Thing is that the 'Golden Age' is long since passed with the likes of Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, Undertaker, Bret Hart, HBK and then later The Rock and Stone Cold...it's all done these days...none of the current 'stars' are anything compared to the original legends.
True:( The stars of the future are Cena,Randy, Edge, Batista and maybe Omaga:cry It will never be the same.
Havoc
03-28-2007, 12:02 PM
Hasn't Edge been wrestling for a long time, I remember watchin him and I haven't watched in like 7 years
Miyata Prime
03-28-2007, 12:09 PM
You're kidding right? Rock >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cena
QFE
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Crazykramer07
03-28-2007, 12:39 PM
Come on John Cena ain't that bad, he was spunky, fresh, and quite the crowd pleaser. He's the first wretler ever to decorate his champ belt into a Spinner. That was Badass. Plus his siggy moves are hella krunk.
He dissed JBL, for starters and he took on Triple H for starters, he's gonna beat the crap out of The Heart Break Kid at Wretlemaina 23. And he was in my favorite Movie The Marine. He's gonna become a legend, more famous than fucking Hulk Hogan and Undertaker.
(Ducks Killing Dogs):cry
Nice Gai
03-28-2007, 12:42 PM
Come on John Cena ain't that bad, he was spunky, fresh, and quite the crowd pleaser. He's the first wretler ever to decorate his champ belt into a Spinner. That was Badass. Plus his siggy moves are hella krunk.
He dissed JBL, for starters and he took on Triple H for starters, he's gonna beat the crap out of The Heart Break Kid at Wretlemaina 23. And he was in my favorite Movie The Marine. He's gonna become a legend, more famous than fucking Hulk Hogan and Undertaker.
(Ducks Killing Dogs):cry
Highly Doubt it. Wrestling is not like it used to be. He will never be in the same league as Hogan. I give him respect but Hogan level is DBZ compared to what he have now in wrestling which compared to Naruto.
Hogan/Goku >>>> Cena/Sakura
Havoc
03-28-2007, 12:44 PM
Hogan is basically the most famous wrestler ever....
master bruce
03-28-2007, 01:20 PM
john cena is coo,but he'll never be a rock.
there is only one rock, no matter how many wrestlers try to be him.
Rock(raises eyebrow):"John cena.... I know you just wanted to try and give these people someone to look up to while the rock was gone. the rock knows you just wanted to be great like the rock. The rock knows you just wanted to put on your hip hop sneakers and dance around the ring quoting your ebonics and giving these people a hell of a show. The rock can respect that you just wanted to entertain the millionnnnns!(pause/silence) Upon millionnnnns!(pause/raise eyebrow) Of the rock fans! But...now the rock is back from his trip to hollywood. Back from his stint of movie greatness. So John Cena you... are no longer needed... You can go now.
Cena:"Now rock. listen I know....."
Rock(flaring up):"You shut your roodypoo candyass mouth when the rock is speaking!...How dare you interupt the rock when in talking!...ARe you slow? Did you used to ride the little short bus with triple H when you were little?
Are you a retard!?! You close your monkey @ss mouth when the people's champ is speaking!"
(Fans going crazy,cheering, screaming, acting like drunken yahoos.)
(Then quiet down)
Rock:"Now like the rock was about to say...you can go...the fans of the wwe no longer need the hip hop military reject cause the people's champ is back to take his thrownnnnnnnnah!....But before you go. The rock wants to give you something..call it alittle going away present..."
(rock glaring at cena, then smiles.)
Cena(sarcasm):"What rock?!? What do you want to give john cena?!?"
Rock:"The most electrifying ass-whooping of all-time!"
(drops mic, slaps cena repeatly, then samoan drops him)
(Stands over cena's incapacitated body and looks at the crowd.)
(smells air, hits people's eyebrow.)
(then delivers people's elbow.)
(the crowd is cheering and jumping and acting crazy like they're on crack or something)
(rock's music comes)(Rock standing next to cena's beaten body glaring at him.)
Rock:"If you smeeellllllll-la-la-la-la...What..the Rock....is...cooking!"
(camera angle cuts to cenas unconious bloody face)
(dunnnnnn dun dun dun dunnn dun dunnnn the rock the rock the rock the rock says know your role and slow your role)
Havoc
03-28-2007, 01:31 PM
I'm disappointed, I didn't see you say jabroni once. Or , "Know your role and shut your mouth!," "What's your name?-It doesn't matter what your name is!:(
Comic Book Guy
03-28-2007, 03:03 PM
Come on John Cena ain't that bad, he was spunky, fresh, and quite the crowd pleaser.
Wrestlemania 22: John Cena vs. Triple HHH
Unforgiven 2006: John Cena vs. Edge
He's the first wretler ever to decorate his champ belt into a Spinner.
So?
That was Badass. Plus his siggy moves are hella krunk.
FU and Five Knuckle Shuffle are boring, IMO. STFU is alright.
He dissed JBL, for starters
Big deal.
and he took on Triple H for starters,
So?
he's gonna beat the crap out of The Heart Break Kid at Wretlemaina 23
Personally, I'd be disappointed if Michaels didn't win. If Cena wins, he'll have a Wrestlemania jobber aura.
And he was in my favorite Movie The Marine. He's gonna become a legend, more famous than fucking Hulk Hogan and Undertaker.
(Ducks Killing Dogs):cry
Two words.
HELL. NO.
I'm disappointed, I didn't see you say jabroni once. Or , "Know your role and shut your mouth!," "What's your name?-It doesn't matter what your name is!:(
Somebody bring The Rock. . . the NF member.
The last Dalek
03-28-2007, 04:31 PM
True:( The stars of the future are Cena,Randy, Edge, Batista and maybe Omaga:cry It will never be the same.
Thank god for ROH
Moondoggie
03-28-2007, 04:34 PM
Gotta say the Rock.
Crazykramer07
03-28-2007, 06:35 PM
john cena is coo,but he'll never be a rock.
there is only one rock, no matter how many wrestlers try to be him.
Rock(raises eyebrow):"John cena.... I know you just wanted to try and give these people someone to look up to while the rock was gone. the rock knows you just wanted to be great like the rock. The rock knows you just wanted to put on your hip hop sneakers and dance around the ring quoting your ebonics and giving these people a hell of a show. The rock can respect that you just wanted to entertain the millionnnnns!(pause/silence) Upon millionnnnns!(pause/raise eyebrow) Of the rock fans! But...now the rock is back from his trip to hollywood. Back from his stint of movie greatness. So John Cena you... are no longer needed... You can go now.
Cena:"Now rock. listen I know....."
Rock(flaring up):"You shut your roodypoo candyass mouth when the rock is speaking!...How dare you interupt the rock when in talking!...ARe you slow? Did you used to ride the little short bus with triple H when you were little?
Are you a retard!?! You close your monkey @ss mouth when the people's champ is speaking!"
(Fans going crazy,cheering, screaming, acting like drunken yahoos.)
(Then quiet down)
Rock:"Now like the rock was about to say...you can go...the fans of the wwe no longer need the hip hop military reject cause the people's champ is back to take his thrownnnnnnnnah!....But before you go. The rock wants to give you something..call it alittle going away present..."
(rock glaring at cena, then smiles.)
Cena(sarcasm):"What rock?!? What do you want to give john cena?!?"
Rock:"The most electrifying ass-whooping of all-time!"
(drops mic, slaps cena repeatly, then samoan drops him)
(Stands over cena's incapacitated body and looks at the crowd.)
(smells air, hits people's eyebrow.)
(then delivers people's elbow.)
(the crowd is cheering and jumping and acting crazy like they're on crack or something)
(rock's music comes)(Rock standing next to cena's beaten body glaring at him.)
Rock:"If you smeeellllllll-la-la-la-la...What..the Rock....is...cooking!"
(camera angle cuts to cenas unconious bloody face)
(dunnnnnn dun dun dun dunnn dun dunnnn the rock the rock the rock the rock says know your role and slow your role)Don't be a fanboy, Cena is more clever and much better disser than Rock. Cena ain't gonna go out like that, he's got humor that rivals George Carlin.
Havoc
03-28-2007, 06:37 PM
Cena sucks, let me guess, you're 12.
Crazykramer07
03-28-2007, 06:43 PM
Cena sucks, let me guess, you're 12.Hell no, I ain't even a teenager, I'm not even a big cena fan, Rey Mysterio and Edge are my fav pro wrestlers. I'm just saying your underestimating Cena, he's the Underdog Wrestler that everyone is supposed to relate to.
Alucard45Maximum
03-28-2007, 10:38 PM
rock wins. Only great thing Cena did was beat the living crap out of Kevin Ferdaline.
Hulk Hogan? Don't even compare the two.
Can Cena beat this??:
http://www.newsaramablog.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10006/normal_hulkmain.jpg
Jin22
03-28-2007, 11:31 PM
The Rock would smash John Cena.
Kisame
03-28-2007, 11:40 PM
Hell no, I ain't even a teenager, I'm not even a big cena fan, Rey Mysterio and Edge are my fav pro wrestlers. I'm just saying your underestimating Cena, he's the Underdog Wrestler that everyone is supposed to relate to.
12 is preteen unless you meant you were 9
Hamaru
03-28-2007, 11:54 PM
Come on John Cena ain't that bad, he was spunky, fresh, and quite the crowd pleaser. He's the first wretler ever to decorate his champ belt into a Spinner. That was Badass. Plus his siggy moves are hella krunk.
He dissed JBL, for starters and he took on Triple H for starters, he's gonna beat the crap out of The Heart Break Kid at Wretlemaina 23. And he was in my favorite Movie The Marine. He's gonna become a legend, more famous than fucking Hulk Hogan and Undertaker.
(Ducks Killing Dogs):cry
The ONLY reason Cena was able to beat HHH is so that they could build him up. If it was the time of Rock, Austin, HHH and Angle Cena would not stand a chance.....O and HBK is going to win:notrust
Shadow Replication 1480
03-29-2007, 01:12 PM
Personally, I'd be disappointed if Michaels didn't win. If Cena wins, he'll have a Wrestlemania jobber aura.
Eh? He's only won at WM 3 times. It's not like Taker's overblown streak where he was killing jobbers and old men before HHH and Kane. Plus, he's the biggest star the WWE has, so he should win at WM, regardless.
Hasn't Edge been wrestling for a long time, I remember watchin him and I haven't watched in like 7 years
He's been wrestling for over a decade with about 9 years in the WWF/E(debuted in early 98).
Thing is that the 'Golden Age' is long since passed with the likes of Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, Undertaker, Bret Hart, HBK and then later The Rock and Stone Cold...
By the time those three I bolded became main event stars, the original boom period had been long dead(Oddly enough, Cena's outdrawn all of them, too). ANd honestly, Warrior was just a flash in the pan whose main run after WM 6 tanked horribly to the point where they decided to put the belt back onto Hogan instead of moving him into the upper midcard like they were going to do initially.
The ONLY reason Cena was able to beat HHH is so that they could build him up.
Well, jobbing your biggest money-making star on the biggest show of the year doesn't exactly strike me as a smart business move, so yeah...
If it was the time of Rock, Austin, HHH and Angle Cena would not stand a chance.....
He was there when the last two were dominant and became a bigger star than both. Imagine that... Also, if Rock and Austin were still around and healthy(in Austin's case), he'd have still gotten over and Rock(and maybe Austin) would have put him over without a second thought because jobbing doesn't bother him at all(in fact, I think he stated in an interview that he wanted to come back and put Cena over, but certain "tHHHings" made him decide not to because it'd kill whatever rub he gave John.
master bruce
03-30-2007, 01:15 PM
rock wins. Only great thing Cena did was beat the living crap out of Kevin Ferdaline.
Hulk Hogan? Don't even compare the two.
Can Cena beat this??:
http://www.newsaramablog.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10006/normal_hulkmain.jpg
I agree.
rock destroys all.
hulk hogan more famous than john cena will ever be.
I will say one thing, the part about beating the crap out of k-fed is credit to john cena cause k-fed needed to get his @ss kicked for be the stupid fake wanna be vanilla ice retard reject.
John cena actually did a good thing cause K-fed sucks ass.
omgbbq
03-31-2007, 12:20 AM
john cena was inspired by the rock, therefore: the rock> john cena
Graham Aker
03-31-2007, 07:56 AM
I'm just saying your underestimating Cena, he's the Underdog Wrestler that everyone is supposed to relate to.
ah aint relating to no wigger...
the Rock(the member) should seriously come here...:D
Dark Evangel
04-01-2007, 04:55 AM
The Spinner Belt pisses me off
master bruce
04-02-2007, 01:04 PM
The Spinner Belt pisses me off
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Comic Book Guy
04-02-2007, 01:24 PM
I too dislike the spinner belt. I prefer the prior incarnation of the WWE Championship Belt (formerly known as the Undisputed Championship Belt, until Brock Lesnar became Smackdown! exclusive).
Dark Evangel
04-04-2007, 06:27 AM
I too dislike the spinner belt. I prefer the prior incarnation of the WWE Championship Belt (formerly known as the Undisputed Championship Belt, until Brock Lesnar became Smackdown! exclusive).
The main reason I hate the spinner belt is unlike Austin's belt Cena's belt became the default one JBL tried to make it the original what but that fag Cena used the Spinner belt again. The fact is WWE is just turning for kids. Beacuse of Cena wrestling is dead
mystictrunks
04-04-2007, 07:18 AM
1 star thread
John Cena is just the WWE trying to fill The Rocks's place and failing.
Reel Tawk.
*closes thread*
Comic Book Guy
04-04-2007, 12:23 PM
The main reason I hate the spinner belt is unlike Austin's belt Cena's belt became the default one JBL tried to make it the original what but that fag Cena used the Spinner belt again. The fact is WWE is just turning for kids. Beacuse of Cena wrestling is dead
Attitude Era > Entertainment Era any day.
1 star thread
John Cena is just the WWE trying to fill The Rocks's place and failing.
Reel Tawk.
*closes thread*
I just wonder why is he STILL being pushed as a face. . .
I get the feeling if Rock ever came back for a Cena feud, he'd be the heel ala Triple HHH during Wrestlemania 22.
Gunners
04-04-2007, 12:37 PM
The rock would call him a Jabroni tell him to ''Know your role and shut your mouth'' then lay the friggin smack down on him.
Who said Cena disses better than the Rock? Watch the Rock video and see him merk people verbally.
I don't mind Cena but he seems like a failed clone. WWE has failed to recreate Stone Cold and the Rock but they try to with certain superstars who come and go. It just aint the same.
Days of the rock was classic.
Teacher asks a question student.
Student: It doesn't matter what the........
Lol the rock vs John Cena. *shakes head*. I guess this shit happens when you grow older you look back on the older wrestlers and say how the newer ones don't compare.
Shadow Replication 1480
04-04-2007, 03:45 PM
Exactly how is Cena a Rock clone? Cena more of a throwback to the Hogan-era super babyface instead of the trash-talking tweeners Rock and Austin were.
Gunners
04-04-2007, 03:47 PM
Exactly how is Cena a Rock clone? Cena more of a throwback to the Hogan-era super babyface instead of the trash-talking tweeners Rock and Austin were.
The way he goes about things, his general routine and actions to get rile the crowd up. They tried to make someone into the next icon like the Rock and Stone cold were and it didn't work. They don't have the charisma.
Shadow Replication 1480
04-04-2007, 03:57 PM
The way he goes about things, his general routine and actions to get rile the crowd up.
You're going to have be a bit more specific as that's just vague as hell. Also, the only thing he honestly bit off of Rock was the super fast comedic promo style. As far as charisma goes, Cena does have it otherwise his matches would be greeted with total silence.
Comic Book Guy
04-04-2007, 04:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2g3674m2zo
Classic Rock.
Gunners
04-04-2007, 04:22 PM
''It doesn't matter the rock counts to three''
I remember that shit, good times.
Elijah Snow
04-05-2007, 12:15 AM
In what is arguably the biggest curbstomp in NF history The Rock takes this.
rockst☆r sin
04-05-2007, 12:23 AM
I say The Rock takes this as well, and the person who doesn't thinks that Cena is a Rock clone. You Can't See Me sequence is like the people's elbow.
^ bingo
Come on John Cena ain't that bad, he was spunky, fresh, and quite the crowd pleaser. He's the first wretler ever to decorate his champ belt into a Spinner. That was Badass. Plus his siggy moves are hella krunk.
He dissed JBL, for starters and he took on Triple H for starters, he's gonna beat the crap out of The Heart Break Kid at Wretlemaina 23. And he was in my favorite Movie The Marine.
...dude, the Marine? I've seen models with a gallon of botox on their faces that could pull off better acting and facial expressions than Cena could.
Rock > Cena, in every single aspect, be it as a crowd pleaser and a really freaking good wrestler. The duels of rock vs stone cold or mankind are the stuff of legends, Cena could only dream of reaching 1% of the rock's charisma, persona and skill
and he fucking blows as a rapper.
He's gonna become a legend, more famous than fucking Hulk Hogan and Undertaker.
what ever you are smoking it must be incredibly good shiat and a want some of it.
Shadow Replication 1480
04-05-2007, 01:27 AM
I say The Rock takes this as well, and the person who doesn't thinks that Cena is a Rock clone. You Can't See Me sequence is like the people's elbow.
And Rock ripped off the People's Elbow from Jimmy fucking Valient. It's not fucking new at all. Hell, Muta's Dragon Twister elbow was the exact same thing only without all the flashy showoff shit.
If you're going to insist that that alone makes him a "Rock clone", then you just need to stop right now.
DarkLordDragon
04-05-2007, 03:42 PM
There is no way to compare The Rock with newbies, Rock Rules and he defeated the mighty Hulk Hogan :P
Nice Gai
04-05-2007, 03:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2g3674m2zo
Classic Rock.
PWN
WWF style not this WWE stuff
:cry God I miss the old days of Wrestling. I still remember watching that episode on UPN way back when. This video should have all rock haters knowing their role and shutting their mouth. Cena aint got nothing on that.
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