Morrie (Dragon Quest VIII) vs Gai vs Armstrong vs Hercule

[Amatsu]

For those who don't know who Morrie is because they haven't played DQ8 and I recommend you do because it's a great game... Here's the info.

Morrie is the owner and operator of the Monster Arena. He is known for his burning, passionate personality. The heroes first encounter Morrie on the rooftop of his arena. Sensing something special in The Hero, Morrie sends him to capture three "infamous monsters" to deem The Hero worthy to enter his arena. Once the party has succeeded in making the captures, Morrie allows The Hero to compete in his Monstrous Pit on one condition: he must compete with GUSTO!

Morrie speaks with an Italian accent and his appearance is loosely based on Toriyama's own Mr. Satan/Hercule character from the famous Dragonball series. It is also revealed that his last name is Mozzarella through the announcer's introductions in the Rank S finals and that he is good friends with Torneko and Ragnar of Dragon Quest IV.

He also does a lot of dynamic poses and what not as seen here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Morrie01.jpg

But who is the most random and dynamic character?

[CrazyMoronX]

He's just Mr. Satan light. I remember thinking "hey that gay dude looks like Mr. Satan" when first meeting him.

Gai would dynamic entry their ass though. All of them.

Unless Mr. Satan is as drawn by Mr. Downtown. Then he wins with his ultimate nice guy pose as seen here:

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/5576/satanandroidsmallcopywc0.jpg
Yes, that's 18 in the background. And yes, I colored it myself. :scry

[Amatsu]

Fire erupts around Morrie when he poses though so Gai would be burned alive trying that.

[CrazyMoronX]

But Gai has a portable beach with a crashing wave, giant boulder, and a sunset anytime of the day.

He warps the fabric of reality.

[Biscuits]

Morrie FTW!

[Wesley]

Morrie has a harem of bunnygirls at his beck and call, and he's Italian.

[Sylar]

Armstrong's sparkles blind and destroy those other "posers."

[tanukibeast]

He's just Mr. Satan light. I remember thinking "hey that gay dude looks like Mr. Satan" when first meeting him.

Gai would dynamic entry their ass though. All of them.

Unless Mr. Satan is as drawn by Mr. Downtown. Then he wins with his ultimate nice guy pose as seen here:

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/5576/satanandroidsmallcopywc0.jpg
Yes, that's 18 in the background. And yes, I colored it myself. :scry

This thread is over.

[Random Nobody]

I'm really torn here. Morrie has a bunnygirl harem, Gai warps reality, Armstrong has the sparkles and that is that badass Hercule pic is no slouch either. I vote they all do their poses at once and the Universe explodes.