The Story Game

[Detsu]

The rules are simple.I start it off then you carry it on by writing 1-3 lines.Ok here it goes
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Naruto was eating Ramen when a shadow formed on his bowl.

Naruto: Hey whadd'a doing ?

[Rasengan12]

Mysterious Man: I'm gonna beat you up kid.
Naruto:well, why would you do that?!
Mysterious Man:Because, uhhh........Because......BECAUSE I WANT TO DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dreadfather Sithis]

Naruto finds out that it was Shikamaru, Controlling the Ramen Bowl.
He makes it dance.
Shika: Lol, I'm soo cool.

[gaara_daisuki]

Naruto: You! Why you?!
Shikamaru: Newest technique from Nara's clan. Shadow bind ramen.
Naruto: Give it to my mouth!

[Dreadfather Sithis]

Shika: Never. This is mine now, Bwahahahaha!
Naruto: ...Guys a broken record.

[AbnormallyNormal]

Shikamaru: I LOVE RAMEN SO MUCH OH MY GOD I LOVE RAMEN!
Naruto: WTF YOU NUTCASE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
Naruto rasenshruikens shikamaru into 1 million tiny pieces.

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

Then Sakura enters, and she has tears in her eyes.
Naruto:"What's wrong Sakura chan?"
Sakura:"I'm pregnant and... Konohamaru's the father."
Naruto:"DAMN! I taught that kid to be too much of a playa and he stole my b*tch."
Sakura:"What was that?"
Naruto:"Um... nothing."