Favorite gaming quotes?

[Ninjaguiden]

So, in short I would like to know what your favorite gaming quotes are. Il start of with some of my own favorites:

1. Emperor battle for Dune: When selecting the Ordos scout, he will say "Our purpose is observation" It so perfectly sums up the whole idea of house Ordos, everything has a set purpose and that is their power. Plus it is said in a creepy automatic voice, Il try to find a soundfile.

[Moondoggie]

Kingdom Hearts 2's Seifer:

"That was undeniable proof that we totally OWNED you lamers"

:lmao

Never get enough of it.

[Goofy Titan]

"I am Error" - Zelda 2
"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!" - Castlevania: SotN
"Let's Rock Baby!" - Devil May Cry
"Dr. Willy" - The intro of a Megaman game that mistranslated Dr. Wily
"I feel asleep" - M-M-METAL GEAR?!


And dozens more.

[shingen]

all of my favorite quotes are from warhammer dawn of war

Warp Spider: waiting here is but a phase of our existence.

Force Commander:walk softly, and carry a big gun.

[Astronaut]

Chaos crawled out of the depths of the ocean,
from the black abyss.

Death upon death...
Nothing but death in this barren land.

Who can we pray to!
There are only demons and fiends here.
-Nocturne

"Rend!
Slaughter!
Devour your enemies!
There is no other way to survive.
You cannot escape your hunger, Warriors of Purgatory"
-Digital Devil Saga


That guy's a maniac! Why'd he bite me?!
-Resident Evil 2

[Purgatory]

My favorite quote EVER!

Exerpt from Vergil in Devil May Cry 3:

"Foolishness, Dante, foolishness. Might controls everything, and without strength, you cannot protect anything, let alone yourself.."

*Commence anal raping and awesome hair flipping*

Vergil was given the gift of awesome disses and one-liners.

[Birkin]

My favorite quotes are too many to be listed, but I'll list the characters and games.

Dante & Vergil - Devil May Cry 3

Nero - Devil May Cry 4 - "You really think you're a match for me? Then show me. Let's play!" and "Now I know! This hand was made for sending guys like you back to hell!!"

Chris Redfield & Albert Wesker - Resident Evil series - Badass conversations.

Samanosuke - Onimusha 1 & 3

And so many, many more.

[Déjà Vu]

"I am Error" - Zelda 2
"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!" - Castlevania: SotN

named 2 of my favorites already

[angel2devil]

Snake? Snake! SNAKEEEE!!!

[Evangel]

Kh2 Demyx "Dance water dance" and "Come on kick to the beat"
Axel "BURN BABY!!!"Tobi is a good boy:shrooms

[Twilit]

"Peeps be gettin' deep sixed!"
-Daxter, Jak2

"...Due to our complete....and utter lack...of genitalia"
-POX, Destroy all Humans.

[Dirty Harry]

"SON OF A BITCH" - Ocelot, MGS3

"SON OF A BITCH" - The Fury, MGS3

[Geno]

Kingdom Hearts 2's Seifer:

"That was undeniable proof that we totally OWNED you lamers"

:lmao

Never get enough of it.
I loved that quote. xD

Some of my favorites would be..

"What is a man!? A miserable pile of secrets? But enough talk! Have at you!"
~Dracula ( Castlevania: SotN)

"The ratifications of your disobedience shall be SEVERE!" - Black Doom (Shadow the Hedgehog)
^I just like that one. xD

"I AM ERROR" from Zelda II

That's all I could remember at the moment...

[QBnoYouko]

The Duke Nukem quote. :lmao

Well, I've always loved that one from Mantis in The Twin Snakes.

"You like Nintendo games? YOU LIKE ACTION GAMES?! SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE?!?!"

"I've see. You've saved quite often."

[Gray Wolf]

I like a lot of the Legacy of Kain qoutes. This are some quotes from Blood Omen and Soul Reaver 1 and 2.

Kain - Alas, poor Nupraptor, I knew him well... Well, not really.

Moebius - Aye - you have seen my plan, vampire, as I have seen your destiny. The future says you die!
Kain - But I am dead.
[Kain cuts off Mobious head]
Kain: as are you!

Kain - There's no shame in it, Raziel - revenge is motivation enough.
At least it's honest. Hate me, but do it honestly.

Raziel - I am your creation, Kain. Now, as before, you criticize your own work

Morlock - Heretic, you shall not pass!
Raziel -Such loyalty, to one who has you guarding this outpost like a chained dog. Tell me, do you prosper on the scraps he casts you?
Morlock - Your insults will do nothing to blunt the agony of your demise!
Raziel - Kain killed me once, behold the results. I have no more to fear from you!

[Duy Nguyen]

Screw those quotes, nothing beat the quotes from fighting games. Whether it is from a text or how stupid they sound when the Japanese speak English, they'll outbeat any.

Let me give you a taste of some Capcom greatness...
In game text:
"You are not a warrior you are a beginner"
"I will meditate and destroy you"
"Handsome fighters never lose"

In game Japanese speaking English:
"Snap the condom on" - Yun from 3rd Strike
"I will stain my hands with your breast" - Geese from CvS2
"Raging Taco" - Rock from CvS2
"Rice barrel" - Guile from CvS2
"Sonic Kabua" - Guile from CvS2
"Samasoooo" - Guile from CvS2

and you can't forget Pizza Boy Terry Bogard from all of his games...
"Are you okay?...Buster Wolf!!!"

Oh so sorry, you really can't forget Ken and Ryu's SFII Shoryuken...
"All you can!!!"

[Supa Swag]

*Link rescues Zelda from Gannondorf*
*Zelda wakes up*

Link: I beat Gannondorf!
Zelda: No you didnt.



From the travesty they disguised as Zelda on the CD-i.

[Knight of Fate]

Axel from KH2:
Got it memorized?

[Akira]

Some Of My Faves:
1. KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGDOOOOM HEAAAAAAAAARTS! (After you beat Ansem in Kh1)
2. SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
3. That Seifer quote mentioned above

[Hybridial]

"I know this sounds crazy.... but it looks like they were all killed with a giant pair of scissors."

Ah, Clock Tower, how you're B-movie horror slasher dialogue is music to my ears.

[DemonSkullMurray]

"This is the judgement of the righteous......scum!." Gotta love the Grey Knights from Dawn of War that game has some good quotes like the Orkz telling you to sod off when you select a squad.

[Akira]

The funniest DoW quote is when you select a nob squad and they all shout "Nobs! Ready For Bashing!!"

[Evangel]

dow has the best quotesTobi is a good boy:shrooms

[Sexy]

forget what was it


there was 3

-bitch begone
-go home noob
-here 5 dollar go to K-mark and buy yourself some skill

[Altron]

"Fortune Favors the brave" - Tacitus Rome Total War

[pawly65]

I have never even played this game!:

Castle Shikigami 2
http://audioatrocities.com/games/castleshikigami2/index.html

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[Ninjaguiden]

all of my favorite quotes are from warhammer dawn of war

Warp Spider: waiting here is but a phase of our existence.

Force Commander:walk softly, and carry a big gun.

I like the orks too:

Warboss: "Im da biggest of all da orks, so Im da boss!" Simply logic!

Eldar Fire prism: "Identify the enemy you wish to annhilate." And: "Their existance is but a momentary distraction".

The harkonnen Mentat in the first mission: " This is war, sublime war! There can be no retreat!" (Emperor battle for Dune)

[Dirty Harry]

Another favorite of mine:

"Thank God for cold fusion." - Starcraft

[HK-47]

"I'll bury doz cock-a-roches!"
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND MOTHERF**KERS!!!"
-Scarface The World is Yours....

[Valik]

One of my favourites:
Luca Blight: I don't care about breeding. A sword doesn't need a fine lineage, it just needs to be sharp.

For comedy pretty much anything Minsc (and Boo!) says :wink

[Efraim Longstocking]

Monkey Island takes all awards.

"You fight like a cow."

"How Appropiate, you fight like a dairy farmer."

[Liengod]

"'God' is an image created out of man's insecurities."

FFT ftw.

[Bolt Crank]

Image (http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7050/xchange2fg3.jpg) from X-Change 3 (don't worry; it's clean! It's just a WTF kind of quote...)

And one from Eve Burst Error... "My family were so poor that if I didn't wake up with an erection on Christmas Day, I'd have nothing to play with"

[Hybridial]

One of my favourites:
Luca Blight: I don't care about breeding. A sword doesn't need a fine lineage, it just needs to be sharp.

Just about everything Luca Blight said was awesome. He was such a hateful bastard and played his part in the story perfectly, a real, honest to goodness villian that RPGs tend to lack in these days.

[shizuru]

:yell SNNNNNAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE!