THE Kakashi X Sakura FC!

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

OMG....I get it now. :hurr...:hoho

[peachandbetty]

Lol. My slow little chica :hurr

[Sayuri No Moe]

ahahahahah! :loool

[Chayanne]

playing kingdom heart 2, didnt I hear there was gunna be a three?
There is a remake of the GBA Kingdom hearts game the PS2 Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories. I didn't get it, I do plan on it. CoM is really the bridge between one and two from what I understand, the GBA version did so well that Square remade it totally 3D for the PS2.

Babbling sorry, that's the retailer in me trying to sell stuff =/
-
Is the Sakura Sim spying on Kakashi in the shower? :LOS

[sakuraharu]

Peach: Are you feeling better?

Ron: I finished Pride and Prejudice and Zombies last night. I have to say I was a little disappointed-- I was hoping for more zombie mayhem. :cry I think I'll need to read the book Krick mentioned.

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

Sakura Haru: I'm in the middle of reading it myself. That's so not good to hear. I too was hoping for more zombie mayhem. :(

Krick: They didn't have In Fury Born at the store this time! Makes me want to kick my own ass so bad its not even funny. So, I ordered it.

However, I did pick up a new series for the niece to read that's called The Last Apprentice by Joseph Delaney. Its about a 13-year-old boy who becomes a Spook to guard his village and surrounding towns from the things that go bump in the night. It reminded me of Harry Potter and the Percy Jackson books, so I figured I'd let her give it a whirl. (But I think I'll end up reading it too. :hurr) I love kids books. Sue me. :hmpf

[sakuraharu]

Ron, my son is so into Percy Jackson that it's not funny. The last book came out on May 5 and he literally counted down the days. "Mom, you know what May 5 is, right?" "Um... Cinco de Mayo? Why would you be so excited about that?"

Right now he is reading Fablehaven. I haven't read any of it, but oh my god, he is so into it.

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

Sakura Haru: LOL I actually enjoy the Percy Jackson series too. And, oh yes, I picked up the new one on Mother's Day. Although, I'm letting the wee neicey read it first... this time. :hurr

Did you know that they're coming out with the first movie of the series next year?

And I've actually seen Fablehaven! I think I might just have to nick that one too, since your boy seems to like love it so. :hoho Yep, I think I'll do that once my In Fury Born book finally gets here.

[sakuraharu]

Ron: Oh, yes, my son has told me all about the Percy Jackson movie. I really enjoyed the books, too.

I hope the fablehaven series is good-- I haven't gotten around to reading them. So I apologize in advance if they're crap.

For a while my son was into the Warriors (cat) books. He's a cat lover, so it made sense, but they are brain rotting drivel-- I'm glad he grew tired of them.

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

Has anyone here ever read Louise Rennison's books? Like:

Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging
On The Brightside I'm Now The Girlfriend of A Sex God
Away On A Fast Camel
Dancing In My Nuddy-Pants
Knocked Out By My Nunga-Nungas

Its british humor told in Journal Format of a character named Georgia Nicolson. Although its aimed at teenaged girls, I still found it friggen hillarious. My kind of crack-tastic humor. I plan to let the niece have them when she hits around fourteen or so.

I loved the bit where she accidentally shaved off her eyebrows or tried to salvage her falling off fake eyelashes (at a party) by supergluing them back on. She ended up gluing her eyes shut. And her cat... Omg, her cat was hillarious. The damn thing tried to eat the neighbors poodle. :hoho

[sakuraharu]

Those sound really funny. I could see my little sister doing something like that. I'll have to see if my library has them.

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

Yeah, I love reading hillarious books like that. I guess that's why my own humor is pretty crack-tastic. :hurr

[Saphri]

I am so in love with your Sims Eldr! Makes me want to play the game myself :love

So sorry to hear about your hand Peachy, you clumsy oaf! :(

As for your joke I got it straight away and it made me chuckle. My section leader at work is always sending me jokes... but I shall spare you the context. They require a certain taste :ho

[Leona101]

no see THAT makes me sad. Its such a good game I dont doubt that it would make a killing with a third

Definitely one the best games ever. :hurr You've reminded me I want to play the series again! I'd kill for a third, but I think the Sora storyline basically wrapped up in Kingdom Hearts II anyway, so the next game would be a fresh story with new characters... so it could be that Disney isn't keen on giving permission for a new franchise. They were reluctant enough about KHII as it was.

There's a new DS game coming out soon based on Roxas but that's about it. And I could never get the hang of playing RPGs with a stylus so there's no point a butter fingers like me getting it. :D:

[Saphri]

There are already three games for KH. There was a spin off one for the gameboy advance but I don't think it ever took off. I don't personally like the Kingdom Hearts series... I always get to the Little Mermaid parts and get totally fed up with it. The husband loves them though. He's still trying to 100% the second one :hoho

[EldrFire]

You guys can Sim vicariously through me. :hurr

Kakashi and Sakura have been up to plenty of shenanigans. She is preggers, so hopefully there will be some... BABY PICS

Also Peach, I am again sorry about your hand but the Obama joke was very funny.

[peachandbetty]

Peach: Are you feeling better?


Yeah though I'm getting a bit sick of random strangers asking me what happened to my hand. :pek I'm tempted to just tell them I deep fried it to see what it'd taste like.

BABY PICS :wtf *goes into broody mode*

[Saphri]

I feel your pain (Not literally of course) at being asked stupid questions by random people. A few months ago I was working on a mixer holding the chute bag so the flour wouldn't spill. It all got trapped and it exploded in my face. It all went in my eyes and they were all sore and weepy for ages. People came up to me in the street the day after it had happened when my hubby took me shopping (I could barely see at this point) asking if I was okay. The hubbs ripped a few of them new A holes towards the end :facepalm

"Does she look alright to you dipshit?" Was one of the responces he gave... he's a little defencive bless him.

I hope you feel better soon Peachy :(

[krickitat]

ahhh no mention of babies please...it sets us all off obviously.


hmmm I read the green rider series which is really good.
ahhhh and City of pearl is still a good book. I found the first one in the series the other day in my big stack of wonder so im gunna be breaking it out and giving it the old re-read.

[peachandbetty]

but the babies :arg

Saph: dude, i never knew flour could be so harmful O.O

I'm never baking again. The cake will forever be a lie.

[Saphri]

It had other stuff in it such as mixed spices and salt but it was mainly flour... man I screamed so loud that day :D:

Flour on its own is pretty harmless... unless you work where I do and your constantly breathing it in. But I wear a mask when I'm training on line. :amuse

[peachandbetty]

But still...flour =.=

Oil.

Flour.

I'm just going to stay the feck out of the kitchen.

[Saphri]

There was a lot of it though. Not a couple of table spoons I'm talking nearly 50kg of the stuff that just burst into my face from above. Besides I was at work, not baking a cake :lmao

We don't make cake anyway and I keep telling you... CAKE IS NO LIE! :C

[peachandbetty]

...

LIES

:pek

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

Yeah though I'm getting a bit sick of random strangers asking me what happened to my hand. :pek I'm tempted to just tell them I deep fried it to see what it'd taste like.
BABY PICS :wtf *goes into broody mode*

LOL I would love to see people's reactions to that one. :hoho

[peachandbetty]

I'll tell you the results :awesome

[Saphri]

...

NO PEACH!!! NO LIES!

Hubby is playing GTA. Keeps making me giggle when the guys in the chicken suits keep saying "cluckity cluck cluck sir." "It's all processed chicken ass!" MINT! :awesome

[peachandbetty]

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES:argh

I can haz cheezburger?

[Saphri]

:shakefist Oooh you gunna geddit Peach!

Chezburger? Chicken burger... made of 90% Guano apparently :gin

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

Isn't Guano just like Guacamole... :LOS

[Saphri]

No Ronny... it's bat poo :rofl

[peachandbetty]

The McChicken sammich is an archaic lie :pek

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

But its green like Gauca and kinda spelt like it too... :ho

*Random person ordering food*

Customer: Yeah, I'd like the Fajitas. And could you add some Gauno on the side please? :LOS

Waiter: Some Gaucamole? :wha

Customer: No, some Gauno. :notrust

Waiter: You want bat poop with your meal...:sweat

Customer: No, Mr. Smarty-pants, the other kind of bat poop. :pek

[Saphri]

Really? I can deal with that. Never had one. Me likes bigmacs :druul and I can eat their fries until they pour out of my eyes. :hungry OMNOMNOM

[Zelha]

but the babies :arg

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs057.snc1/4511_102804116981_837276981_2581051_8181984_n.jpg
My new cousin is all kinds of CUTE. :ohpek

The cake will forever be a lie.

Glad you could see my point. :quite

Also, here, Saph: I Can Has Cheezburguer (http://icanhascheezburger.com/). This is going to be your homework today. Speaking lolcat. :hoho

[peachandbetty]

Lol. Saph needs to be lol-literate.

CUUUTE BABEH :ohpek

Saph, how could you EAT that stuff? :uwah All you can taste is oil, salt and processed potatoes :arg

[Saphri]

I haven't done homework for nearly 8 years!!!! :arg

Why me... :cry clicky clicky on da linky

Peach: so? I like thier fries. I like lots of food thats really bad for me... these cake lies for example and I don't understand wht your talking about... lol-literate? :huh

Edit: CATS!! :argh

Yes very cute... can I hand my assignment in now Zel?

[EldrFire]

Cats and babies and fast food, oh my.

[Saphri]

3 for the price of one Eldr :LOS

[Zelha]

Yes very cute... can I hand my assignment in now Zel?

Not until you can understand lolcat. I can has cheezburger sure will teach you how to be lol-literate. :hoho

[Saphri]

But I'm too spazmistic to get my head round it :argh

*cries*

[Zelha]

Alright...

You just have to admit thaty the cake is a lie and I'll leave you alone. :quite

[krickitat]

Oh god! You mofos better not start with the lolcats I swear to all that is mighty I will call on my powars and keel you alz.

yer jist jelus

And I have had one to many beers.

[moderndayportia]

HA! I've just had an epiphany! I finally figured out what that new Brittney Spears song is saying :awesome

It's so obvious now. I've been wondering for a while but was too embarrassed to ask :huh

[peachandbetty]

Meow :3

I consumed the rest of my toffee crisp popcorn last night...THEN read the back. 1000 calories.

*faints*

[krickitat]

what does it say?
im surprised with as many "messages" as she has in her songs lately that she hasnt done anything political....and then I remember....oh....its brittney

[peachandbetty]

It said just that. 1000kcal :(

So to make it better i went to Greggs and bought doughnuts, pasties and samiches :arg

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

LOL omg Peach. Sugar-rush soon, much? :P

[peachandbetty]

I don't get sugar rush :pek

I get fat :zaru

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

I has Double Fudge Walnut brownie with vanilla icecream! :ohpek

Today is my treat day, 'cause I was finally forced to go buy new pants and pjs. The old ones were so big, I'd put them on, buttoned up and all, and they'd fall to the floor with one step. :del

I've been using a belt like Sasuke's gay ass purple rope. :hoho

[peachandbetty]

Congratulations lady :iria

I've been eating nothing but crap but somehow lost a stone. :ano

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

Thanks Peachy! I threw out all my old pants but kept a pair for comparison. :hurr

And what I wouldn't do to have your metabolism then if you lost a stone even after eating all that. :hmpf

Anyway, hope you have a nice fa- I mean, nap. :ho And thanks again for helping me with my fic. :swtf

[Ulithi27]

Hmmmm I just ate a whole bag of chocolate buttons.
But unlike Peach, those will probably be going straight to le thighs. :doh

[moderndayportia]

Fic Rec: Guilty Pleasures (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4823387/1/Guilty_Pleasures)

Congratulations on your progress ron! :hi5

Congratulations lady :iria

I've been eating nothing but crap but somehow lost a stone. :ano

Just curious, cause I've hear that before, is 'a stone' a set weight (like 5 pounds) or is that just an expression?

what does it say?
im surprised with as many "messages" as she has in her songs lately that she hasnt done anything political....and then I remember....oh....its brittney

It says: If you seek Amy.

Sound it out :wink

[peachandbetty]

Portia: Stone is a unit of weight. From smallest to largest, Ounce, Pound, Stone, Tonne. We use it to weight products and, somewhat ironically, ourselves. There is 14 OUnces to a Pound and 14 Pounds to a Stone and 1000 Stones to a Tonne. A pound is approximately the weight of a can of baked-beans.

USUALLY this stuff goes to my thighs (btw I just had chinese...) but the stress levels make it so that NOTHING adds on. I love stress :awesome

[Saphri]

Alright...

You just have to admit thaty the cake is a lie and I'll leave you alone. :quite

:C NEVA!!!!!

Never will you make Saphri give up on her mission to enlighten the world of the TRUTH that is cake.

Ooh I found this today! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHxL4JT7uH8

Really random but cute. Peachy might hate it :ho

[EldrFire]

It's either my computer or the video, but the audio and video were really off here.

At least Britney is starting to pick herself up again.

[Saphri]

Not a fan of Britney Spears, never have been.

I dunno what to tell you Eldr, it's fine on my comp.

[EldrFire]

I've never liked her, but it's always sad to watch someone's life spiral into such a mess. After a certain point making fun of Britney wasn't even funny anymore, as she was just so pathetic...

[Saphri]

I know what you mean. But sometimes people like that can be thier own worst enemy. I don't make fun of people like her, not in my nature.
Like you said though, she's trying to get back on track I guess. I just feel sorry for her kids :(

[nimblnymph]

Hey, y'all...

Been a pretty shitty week so thought I'd pop in to get a pick me up. I'm surprised... no smut mentioned on this page at all? Ron, Peach... I am so disappointed in you two.

And which of you scared Law off? *taps foot*

Saph: The cake isn't real. I have no idea what this cake is that you speak of but I'm gonna be a total bandwagon whore and jump on it by telling you it doesn't exist, it never did and it never will. No such thing.

(seriously, someone explain the cake thing to me? I don't feel like wading back through pages of forum to find out)

Portia: For a second I thought you were reccing "Guilty Pleasures" by Laurel K. Hamilton. *grins* I clicked on it and was very relieved. Good FIC rec, though.

[peachandbetty]

Why would I hate it saph? :zaru

I loved it :ohpek

Nim: Smut :LOS

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

Sorry all my smut vibes were taken over in the YamaSaku FC for a moment there Nimb. I shall try harder for you here. :nod

[peachandbetty]

Nim:

Sakura in school uniform bent over the hokage's desk asking her sensei to punish her :awesome

[krickitat]

mmmmmmm I love highschol au fics

[peachandbetty]

Oh tis not AU. Tis canonverse...sakura just felt like making kakashi feel like a pervy old sensei.

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

*Kakashi smacks paddle on gloved palm*

Kakashi: Bend over, womanz. :ho

Sakura: Y-Yes. :oh

Kakashi: Yes what? :pek

Sakura: Yes, sensei!

[nimblnymph]

If I've not said it yet, I'll say it now: I love you ladies.

Ron and Peach, you're forgiven. And... LINKS! YAMASAKU LINKS NOW!

[Zelha]

I has the YamaSaku FC link in my siggy, Nimbly, for that FC is mine now. :ho

[Infinite Girl]

Hi Everyone,
Sorry it has been a long time since I have posted. The last couple of months have been rough for me in school. We crammed a lot info into the end of the semester, and it was all memorization.

[nimblnymph]

Yay, Infinite's back too! *hugs*

Whoa... you own the YamaSaku FC now, Zelha? Now I know whose ass to kiss. Mind if I enroll?

[Infinite Girl]

Glad to get the hugs Nimb! I missed you guys!

[Zelha]

Whoa... you own the YamaSaku FC now, Zelha? Now I know whose ass to kiss. Mind if I enroll?

Kiss my ass a little and I might consider it. :hurr

[nimblnymph]

A little? Sweet! here I thought I was gonna have to leave marks or something. You're an easy owner.

But perhaps you'd prefer ficcage instead of kissage?

[krickitat]

hey hey hey~! So you werent gunna enroll when I owned it?


in the meantime, softball I got moved to the catcher position....it think I might be dying....to prevent dying maybe my legs need to be amputated.

[nimblnymph]

*MEEP* Had I known you owned it before, krick, of COURSE I would have kissed your ass first!

But think about it like this: the first fan club I EVER joined was the KakaSaku one... which you own. So, not only did I pick you and your FC above all others BUT you also helped pop my forum cherry. *thumbs up* Double bonus points to you!

[Zelha]

But perhaps you'd prefer ficcage instead of kissage?

That's what I mean by kissing my ass. :hurr

And yes, Kricky owns the best FCs. I'm just grateful she passed me the Woody lovers' one. XD

[cynchick]

is the voting thread closed? someone told me theres no option to vote anymore.

[moderndayportia]

No, it's still open when I look at it. That's really strange. :huh

If that person has already voted then they won't be able to again, so maybe that's what is going on.

[cynchick]

no, they havent voted. thats weird. :notrust

[peachandbetty]

I think my head changed shape over night...

[FlameTwirler]

Sakura is cute.
She gets all the men in fics.
She is our doorknob.



*snickers*

Hadn't heard the term 'doorknob' before - I'd always just used 'fandom bicycle'. So what, she gets a turn by everybody?

[Zelha]

Flamey, that siggy is BEYOND cute. :wtf

[FlameTwirler]

Flamey, that siggy is BEYOND cute. :wtf


Haha. Yup, I'm a sucker for the cute. It's been one of my fav KakaSaku fanarts (http://takineko8.deviantart.com/art/KakaSaku-Wet-towel-53601144) for ages. *wishes the artist would do more*

[peachandbetty]

I hold prrof that the cake is NOT A LIE


I just had my shopping delivered. They gave me an extra bag I didn't order.

FULL OF CAKES! Carrot cakes, walnut cakes, apple pies, cherry bakewells.

I phoned up and told them. They said that I could KEEP THE CAKES ANYWAY!

The cake is not lie bitch. Cake is TRUUUUUUUUUUUUTH! :argh

Quick saph, shop at asda.

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

Infinite: Nice to have you back, lady!

Nimbl: Ass kissing with fic is the best kind! Especially when involving da' smutz. :edu

Peach: How did your head change shape over night and you got lucky with that bag o' cakes, womanz. :nod

Flame: LOL Yeah, ever'body gets a turn. :hurr

Saph: The cake is still a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! Peach just got lucky. :xzaru

[Saphri]

STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!! NO MORE!!! I can't take anymore of your blaspheming ways!! :cry

I will soon show you that cake be no lie :C

Peach: I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOO shopping at Asda! :WOW I want cake now ROAR!!! :argh

Edit; Hey Portia? when do we get to see what the judges have to say on the contest pieces?

[peachandbetty]

I did not get lucky. Clearly the clerk over the phone somehow knew I have big breasts and felt it his masculine duty to give me caek :zaru

My head changed shape because im leaning it against my headboard and there's this HUGE RIDGE there that I swear wasn't there before.

Saph: DOOOEEEET :iria Mr kipling ftw.

[Saphri]

Unfortunatly the nearest asda to me is in Longeaton and that's about 12 miles away... and I've not long got in from work so I'm sick of the car for today :pek

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

I did not get lucky. Clearly the clerk over the phone somehow knew I have big breasts and felt it his masculine duty to give me caek :zaru


Quote for the LuLz. :rofl

And zomg peach. your head is weird if it changed shape like that. :oh

Saph: Welcome home dearie:laugh

[Saphri]

Thank you Ronny :amuse
It's good to be home today of all days. Nothing bad happened... it just dragged on forever... clock watching, it's a curse I tellz ya :D:

[peachandbetty]

My head has taken in so much information this last month it probably needed to expand :zaru

Saph, how come the nearest asda is so far? :uwah We have one in every town where I live lol

[Saphri]

Ya know... I've never really thought about it. Tesco is the in thing where I am. Or nearest Morrisons is nearly 18 miles in the opposite direction... hell my town doesn't even have an Iceland... how bad's that? :zaru

[peachandbetty]

Lol. My town has iceland, tesco, asda, sainsbury's, sommerfield and waitrose and yet we're such a small town...

[Saphri]

My town is pretty small. Even people I work with have never even heard of it :P

We have Tesco, M&S, Co-op and farmfoods as far as food is concerned :zaru but living smack in between Derby and Notts I prefer to shop at one of those two cities. They have a lot more to offer me there than in my little shanty town :gin

[peachandbetty]

Oh we have coop too :LOS

You should get the bigger stores to deliver. Delivery is your best freind :awesome

*says the lazy student who can't be faffed to talk 2 miles down the road*

[Saphri]

I like to look around the shops... and my husband is worse than a woman when it comes to shopping so he usually does it anyway. There are many things that one can do with a shopping trolley... including using it as a weapon, My husband has made this an art of his :facepalm

So I usually stay home when he goes shopping

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

Saph-Saph! Looky-Looky what Peachy made me. It explains much, it does:nod :

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d65/Ronsmyhero/feminist-housewife_435px.jpg

[peachandbetty]

Saph: Dude, I know so few men who would willignly go food shopping. Catchy man is a catch. :awesome

[Leona101]

Stripped Bare! *off to read*

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

Stripped bare??? :argh .....:bees

[EldrFire]

Saw that there was a new chappy. Ima gonna wait to read it tomorrow, prolly. :/ Hopefully this chapter will get me to like the story again.

Is there a new Naruto chappy this week? Haven't gotten a chance to look.

[Zelha]

it's a curse I tellz ya :D:

Will you look at that. Saph is starting to speak l33t. >D

I'm proud of you, my dear. :quite

Saph-Saph! Looky-Looky what Peachy made me. It explains much, it does:nod :

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d65/Ronsmyhero/feminist-housewife_435px.jpg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :lmao That is SO beautiful - I has tears runnin' down me cheeks with the uber win of that image.

Sorry to say, Saph, but it seems you'll have to choose. Smut... or cake.

Still, Smut >>>> Cake, so it will remain a friggen lie. :iria

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

I love how peach has her holding a binder of smut and that there's a purple dildo in the sugar jar. :hoho

....this is so me. :hurr

[peachandbetty]

I know you so well love :awesome

[FlameTwirler]

Yay - chapter 447 is out. *goes to read*

[peachandbetty]

It's been out for hours :zaru

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

Gah... Naruto. I will not be appeased until he takes Nagato's eyes and sticks them in a jar.

[FlameTwirler]

Re: new Naruto chappy

Is it just me...

Or does the creepy giant rock monster look kinda like the creepy tall banquet creature from Pan's Labyrinth?

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/3480/naruto447monstersmall.jpg
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/5333/paleman1.jpg


Except the one from Naruto is cooler...and not quite as creepy.

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

I was thinking it looked more like that summoned thing in FFX.

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj261/HaruHorox/Sky%20Pirates%20Den-%20Final%20Fantasy%20Collection/esper-Anima.jpg

But I guess he learned how to manipute that thing to suck out the bijuus from the jinchuriki. Cause, isn't that the statue whose hands they stand on?

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff53/Lifon/Akatsukistatue.jpg

[Zelha]

Gah... Naruto. I will not be appeased until he takes Nagato's eyes and sticks them in a jar.

But the sugar jar is already full, you see. :ho

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

LOL Zel. Why yes it is. :ho

[EldrFire]

Wow, Ron, you're right! :omg Nice perception! No wonder it looked familiar.

I get the whole "overcome hatred" message and all, but... urgh. Pacifism is nice in theory, but it isn't the answer here... And hey, it is interesting that Konoha was "funding the wars with every mission".

Do you guys think that Danzou is Madara? I'm inclined not to think so, but... *shrugs* Never know what Kishi would pull out. It just seems that being Mizukage, Madara, Tobi, and Danzou all at the same time would be pretty much impossible to pull off.

And I think I'm going to hold off on reading Stripped Bare until tomorrow. I don't have a lot of time on the compy, and I don't want to spend it quite possibly getting depressed. :arg I guess it's possible it won't be as much of a downer as the last one, but...

I'm seeing Star Trek tomorrow! Woot! *victory cheer* I cannot WAIT. I also can't wait for this godforsaken freshman year to be over.

[FlameTwirler]

Star Trek was teh awesome! (and Chekov was so adorable I wanted to steal him, take him home, and keep him in a box)

I wanted to see it again as soon as I left the theatre. In fact...I think I just figured out what I'm doing this weekend ^_-

[EldrFire]

Ha ha, wow! I haven't heard a bad review yet... I am very excited. :LOS Pike (Pine?) is no William Shatner, but... he's still a cutie. :aroused

Oh, and I also love your set. :<3

[krickitat]

I think its about time I had a new Set.

[sakuraharu]

Hi, all,

I just posted a new fic,

To Sensei with Love

link (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5064509/1/)

It's AU highschool, and intended to be fluffy, though it will have teacher student sex at some point...

Thanks to Portia for the title suggestion.

[moderndayportia]

Oh, you actually named it that? Yay! :nuts

[sakuraharu]

Are you kidding?

That's a much better title than Private Lesson.

Plus, maybe Sakura will do a Lulu impression at the end.

[Saphri]

I shall read your fic later SH.

Okay... you did it guys :(

You've won... I have to choose smut over cake, there simply is no contest. I hope you are all happy with yourselves at making me do this :D:

I'm hurt... oh the pain. :scry

My beloved cake is gone forever.

[sakuraharu]

Saph, I agree--

If the choice is smut or cake,

smut wins.

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

Sakura Haru new fic and its a High School AU??? :argh :bees

And, yes, smut over cake peeps. Smut over cake. :edu

[Zelha]

I shall read your fic later SH.

Okay... you did it guys :(

You've won... I have to choose smut over cake, there simply is no contest. I hope you are all happy with yourselves at making me do this :D:

I'm hurt... oh the pain. :scry

My beloved cake is gone forever.

I WON, KEKEKEKEKEKE!!!

I KNEW YOU'D SEE THE LIGHT SOONER OR LATER.

THE CAKE IS A LIE. :quite THE CAEK, HOWEVER, IS YUMMEH.

*quotes Saph on her siggy now* :lmao

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

LOL Zel, your evil plot has come to fruition! Congratulations my dearie. :kukuku

Its alright Saph. We'll shower you with smut to ease your pain. :ho

[Saphri]

Ron: You had better :pek:gun

[EldrFire]

Sakura, what a lovely story! :<3 I cannot wait to see what awesomeness and naughtiness and general win ensues. :LOS

Star Trek in a few hours! Hoorah! First I shall read newest chapter of Office Duties (Portia, did you rec that?).

[sakuraharu]

Thanks, Eldr!

For me, motorcycles=sex, so I think Kakashi will own one.

Portia, when will the results be posted?

Ron, how big is that dildo, anyway? I notice it doesn't quite fit in the canister...

[krickitat]

ooooh gods Im in so much pain. Played catcher the other day seriously.....I cant even sit ont he toilet. I just kinda collapse into any chair.

"katie your gunna break the toilet!"

">.<* cant help it!"

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

Ron, how big is that dildo, anyway? I notice it doesn't quite fit in the canister...

I like to think of it as a double-sided dildo, Ma'am. That way there's fun to be had by all. :wink

Edit: Aw, poor kricky! Try to not to break the toilet indeed. :quite

[EldrFire]

I hope you feel better, Krick.

Sakura, a motorcycle? :omg How scrumptious. I like AU high school fics when they are well done (haven't read many, so I don't tire of cliches. There's more cliche in canon fics, anyway). :aroused

Buuuuut... I don't really understand how Ron's sig denounces the veracity of the cake.

[Saphri]

Eldr: I think the idea is that the lady holding the smut is choosing between the two... and by the way... *ahem* the cake... I can't do it...

Th the... the cake... is... a li... li... LIE! WHAAAAAA :cry

[Ninjakutsu]

Just peeking in to support the KakaSaku pedo loff. :ohpek

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

I don't know about the pedo loff...:wha

Hey Saph-Saph! I bring you smuts. It's ItaSaku. Hope you don't mind. Clicky Me Womanz! (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5065989/1/The_Better_Uchiha)

[sakuraharu]

It's not pedo loff. Not at all.

Ron, that story was amazing!:<3:<3:<3:<3

Krick, I hope you're feeling better.

Saph, check your inbox please... :cry:cry:cry

[nimblnymph]

Who writes pedo stuff here? That's what I thought... no one.

Saph: Awww... your poor cake! I'll write you special smut that involves cake. You pick your pairing of choice. I'll make the cake sex happen.

Eldr: About your Danzou theory... I think I mentioned that to you in an email as maybe something you'd want to play with for your fic. It'd give Danzou a LOT of motives for doing some of the things he's doing, including the seizing of power and such. I'll talk more at you later about it.

But as for the Danzou being Madara thing... I can see it either way. In favor of it, there's the fact that the bandaged side of Danzou's face is the same side the Madara has completely covered. Then there's the hair and the fact that Danzou REALLY doesn't like Tsunade. Madara REALLY didn't like Tsunade's grandfather, so a grudge could be there for that. However at the same time... why the HELL would Madara wanna be there when Nagato blew Konoha sky high? Putting yourself in the middle of an explosion is just plain dumb. Plus, there's the fact that Danzou's all about making Konoha more military oriented and Madara wants to tear down the organized institutions.

So... ta-dah! Character comparison and analysis rant! Gonna go finish smut now. Saph, hit me back with your cake smut pairing, okay?

[ScaryRei]

Pedo? It was NOT pedo.:mad

nimbl: more smut, yah say? :nuts I think I love you.

I'm feeling pretty chipper - just finished reading "Stripped Bare" and "To Sensei, with Love." And my fav Japanese KakaSaku blogger posted some delicious oekaki. :love

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

Hey Nimble & Scary! Long time no type. :hoho

Sakura Haru: Glad you liked the fic! I had so much fun writing that smut. :ho

[nimblnymph]

Ron, my love! How ARE you? The pic in your signature has killed moi. That's the kinda kitchen I want!

Scary: Hallo! Yes, more smut. I posted some pseudo-smut pieces in my LJ not too long ago, one of which was KakaSaku in front of a mirror (thought of you with that one, ron) and him basically spreading her legs wider so he can watch himself move in and out... *fans self* Yeah, that one was hot to write.

[Zelha]

And my fav Japanese KakaSaku blogger posted some delicious oekaki. :love

Plz to be linking thar, sil vous plaît. :quite

Went to see Angels and Demons. They assraped the book. :mad

Not funny. I'll kill them. [/Achmed]

Also, brb fappin' again to Ronny's schmoot. 8D

[peachandbetty]

NORWAY WON :C

RAAAAAAGE :argh

[sakuraharu]

LOL nimbl, I have a kitchen like that. It took me months to scrape off the seventeen (no lie) layers of paint, but now the cabinets are satiny black with silver trim and chartreuse interiors against cream walls. Very art deco/1920s.

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

Ron, my love! How ARE you? The pic in your signature has killed moi. That's the kinda kitchen I want!

one of which was KakaSaku in front of a mirror (thought of you with that one, ron)

Dude, I have everything but the dildo in the sugar. But I think I can sure swing that. Peachy made it for me. :ohpek

And, zomg, I will have to find that! :argh

Went to see Angels and Demons. They assraped the book. :mad

Also, brb fappin' again to Ronny's schmoot. 8D

That's not good. We're going to see it tomorrow too. :(

And fap away, Zel. Fap away. That's what its there for. ::wink

[sakuraharu]

Ron, you don't have the dildo in the sugar?

Somehow, I'm really disappointed...

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

Dude, I'm so dissapointed in myself for that one. I mean, seriously, what the hell have I been smoking all this time not to have stuck the ol' dildo in the sugar jar? :facepalm

[breakdown]

Oh man, I love the smut
Have just read The Better Uchiha and wow...:drool
I can't wait to try out my first graphics tablet when I get it sooooooon. You guys will be my muses right? :P

[EldrFire]

Just peeking in to support the KakaSaku pedo loff. :ohpek

Um, no. Read the front page. We don't do pedophilia here. And using a cutesy icon while flippantly throwing around the word "pedo" anywhere near the same sentence as "KakaSaku" isn't going to help endear us to you any further. Actually, it really pisses us off.

Eldr: About your Danzou theory... I think I mentioned that to you in an email as maybe something you'd want to play with for your fic. It'd give Danzou a LOT of motives for doing some of the things he's doing, including the seizing of power and such. I'll talk more at you later about it.

But as for the Danzou being Madara thing... I can see it either way. In favor of it, there's the fact that the bandaged side of Danzou's face is the same side the Madara has completely covered. Then there's the hair and the fact that Danzou REALLY doesn't like Tsunade. Madara REALLY didn't like Tsunade's grandfather, so a grudge could be there for that. However at the same time... why the HELL would Madara wanna be there when Nagato blew Konoha sky high? Putting yourself in the middle of an explosion is just plain dumb. Plus, there's the fact that Danzou's all about making Konoha more military oriented and Madara wants to tear down the organized institutions.

I might use him as Madara. That would actually be cool, even if it weren't true. It would make him all the more evil... bwah ha ha ha. We will have to discuss this further at a later time.

And my fav Japanese KakaSaku blogger posted some delicious oekaki. :love

:ano What is oekaki?

Eldr's Sims update: Kakashi and Sakura are engaged, and they just had a daughter named Haruka. :D She has Kakashi's eyes and I will also give her his hair color. Daddy's little girl. :<3

[nimblnymph]

SH: ... Can I come live in your kitchen? And do you have a dildo in the sugar jar?

Ron: You know... you COULD use the dildo as a mixing devise. especially if you get a multi-speed vibe. And then you could lick the frosting/cake mix/cookie dough off of it. Yum!

Zelha: I'm not surprised about the najor assraping of Angels and Demons. They did it to Da Vinci Code, after all. And this may be sacrilege but... I really, REALLY don't like Tom Hanks as an actor. Not at all. So him being cast as What's-his-name from the books (Robert Langston, isn't it? it's been a while since I read them) was a major wtf to me. He did such a craptastic job with that one.

Breakdown: for you, baby... anything.

[sakuraharu]

Ron, the thing is you're my idol in all things smut-related, so I figured if anyone was gonna put the thing in the jar it would be you.

Nimbl, I keep mine in the closet on the top shelf where my son cannot reach... but I don't aspire to Ron's greatness, so it's okay to keep them there, and not on display. ("Mom, is that a paperweight?")

You are welcome to live in my kitchen, but I must warn you that as we are kinda poor it is a many year work in progress, like the rest of our house. We are doing it by ourselves, a little bit at a time. But it's all deco (built 1924), my absolute favorite style.


Oh, and the frosting thing? Absolute genius.

I don't like Tom Hanks, either. Seriously overrated as an actor.

[breakdown]

Anything, nimbl? Are you sure? :hurr
I'll hold you to that :P

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

Sakura Haru: Just for that, I shall have to put it in the sugar jar when the neice is asleep and snap a pic to recover my idol status in your eyes. :quite ...It shall be done! :argh

Nimble: Oooh, the stirring device bit is brilliant! I shall have to try this out. :ho

Breakdown: Glad to hear you liked it. :nod How about something dirty involving a mirror and some toys? :risu

Eldr: Your simms lives are so awesome. I want some. :(

[sakuraharu]

Ron, yes, I think you will! Looking forward to the picture.

Let us know how the frosting experiment goes, too!

Eldr, your sims are amazing. How did you pick the name "Haruka"?

[Zelha]

Zelha: I'm not surprised about the najor assraping of Angels and Demons. They did it to Da Vinci Code, after all. And this may be sacrilege but... I really, REALLY don't like Tom Hanks as an actor. Not at all. So him being cast as What's-his-name from the books (Robert Langston, isn't it? it's been a while since I read them) was a major wtf to me. He did such a craptastic job with that one.

Indeed! Although I keep saying that A&D is way better than the DaVinci Code, both in the book and the movie. Tom had awesome roles in Philadelphia, The Green Mile and Forrest Gump, but seriously, having him as Robert Langdon was somewhat blech... I think he needs to change his agent.

All in all, the movie wasn't so special, especially when they took out the part in which the Cardinals say to the Camerlengo that they was the natural child of the late Pope.

And this is something stupid, because Ron Howard (the director) was dissappointed that the Church wasn't protesting because of this movie like they did with the DaVinci Code. Duh, if they took out all the polemic topics out!

Bleeeech.

EDIT: :ano What is oekaki?

Oekaki systems allow artists to draw pictures with a drawing program stored on a server and post their drawings on the internet forum. Artists do not upload their images on oekaki internet forum systems; they draw pictures inside web browsers with a computer mouse, a graphics tablet, or a touch screen. However, some versions of oekaki software do allow uploads, and usually the rules of that oekaki will state that only x number of uploads in a week are allowed.

Moar here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oekaki) and here (http://www.sakurachan.ivygardens.net/), my dear. :hurr

[nimblnymph]

SH: I can live with a WIP kitchen, especially from the way you described it. I'll even pay rent for it. And it's good that you're conscientious of NOT scarring your little boy. I was watching "Make Me a Supermodel" (shaddup, everyone, 'tis my guilty pleasure) and this one mother was saying something about how she purposely walks around naked in front of her son so that he doesn't grow up gay...? Yeeeeah. So, thumbs up to you on the good parenting.

Breakdown: Seriously. Anything. I have few limits and a boundless imagination/curiosity. Give it to me.

Ron: DUDE! DO IT! WITH THE FROSTING! You can make Sex Cake! And THIS cake won't be a lie. It'll be real and with a whipped white frosting... delicious.

Zelha: Wait... what? They cut THAT part out? *splutters* For the love of... (cut for language/ranting)BUT THAT'S ONLY ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PARTS OF THE FUCKING BOOK! And they cut THAT? Freakin' hell, people!

Ron Howard is such a douche about that. The Vatican writes up a review about the book claiming it's mindless fun and he's bitching about the fact that they're not raising hell over it... especially when he cuts out a part about PRIESTS HAVING CHILDREN?! Also, and this is me getting irritated by media in general, how fucking crass is it that Howard would WANT the Vatican to bitch about his movie just to create drama and publicity? I can't stand when people do that, like music artists starting shit just before their album drops to create scandal and sales. That's just really low advertising in my opinion and makes ME, as a consumer, think that they know their stuff is utter crap and therefore need to do ANYTHING to boost the sales.

Personally, I think the Vatican purposely didn't raise a stink about it because they KNEW the "scandal" would cause this movie to be more successful. Smart move on their part if that's the case.

[sakuraharu]

So, Nimbl, when are you moving in?

Yeah, I'm trying really hard not to scar him. Boundaries are really important-- both his and ours. The supermodel you described is a perfect example of no boundaries parenting-- the type where you share things you shouldn't, including any adult type of worry, so that the kids end up the parent, or on the same level. There's only one person on earth who can call me, "Mom," and it's a special relationship. Definitely not one of equals or friends.

Having said all this, I have no doubt he'll be scarred at some point when he reads my fics, and he's already asked me about the Naruto butt plug a few times (I NEVER read this page when he's around anymore). But I think there's a difference between a kid accidentally finding his mom's toys (or whatever) and the mom introducing them to him. I found my mom's vibrator and it didn't scar me too bad. It was more of a TMI moment.

[ScaryRei]

Hello everyone!

Ron: Luv your kitchen! With my culinary skillz, I would probably end up burning the poor dildo to a crisp. Seriously. :(

Nimbl: I do like your idea of using the dildo for a mixer! Although I can see myself accidentally mangling it in the garbage disposal. :cry

The cute & smexy KakaSaku drawing: it's by Sono-san on the Shinoa site (BTW, I found the website courtesy of you guys - it's one of the Japanese site links at the very beginning of this thread). NOT safe for Eldr or Sayuri-chan! :grin http://shinoa.sakura.ne.jp/memo/diary.cgi?no=563&continue=on#continue
The accompanying drabble is cute & smexy too... I'll post a quick tranz for you ladies later... unfortunately, I work very, very slowly.:cry

cut for length - feel free to skip
Actually, it was because of a short story I found on the Shinoa site that I got interested in the writing side of fanfics. I was pretty happy being just a reader when one day, I came across this lovely little story by Sono... and was hit with a compulsion to translate it. Unfortunately, my first draft came out as absolute crap. Then I realized that I need to learn some basic mechanics of writing in the target language (English) in order to write a good translation. I'm still working on the translation, although I'm very happy to say that I'm almost done! I need a beta though... can anyone help me?

[silviana]

Hehe. Hi guys! Only recently discovered the magic forum that is un-pedo kakasaku love. Aka this. Signed up here a week ago so I could vote on the kakasaku classy fanart contest - when are results going to be posted, btw? No pressure!! :P

Quick intro: I go by Silviana on FFN, and syl-luvs-silver on LJ. Don't really write much though, so if you're wanting kakasaku smut contributions from me, D': (oh... wait... I DO write on FP under Silviana as well... but yeah. That's fairly innocent stuff).

Hmm. I have read a few pages of this forum to acquaint myself with the current topics, and... what is this cake/caek/lies/LIES business? As for the bad mothering, I instantly think to 'Mean Girls'. Does anyone know that doggie/nipple scene? :/

[nimblnymph]

SH: When do you want me? I'm a pretty damn cook and I promise to hose myself off in the backyard every day.

See, i found my dad's porn stash when I was maybe 5 or 6. I had no idea what it even was and I don't think it really scarred me... but I do know my Barbies were having sex not long after that. As in, I think I figured it out from the mags how things worked. *shrugs* What can I say? I was a perv from birth. But anyway, about boundaries... finding your parents stuff is one thing. Having your parent go, "here, lemme show you this function. You'll thank me for it" is completely different. I really can't imagine any kid wanting to know that stuff about their parents. My mom tried telling me about her wedding night once and I was like, "yeah... mom? First, no. Stop right there. Second, if you wanted me to be celebate, ya shoulda sat me down for this talk YEARS ago."

*splutter-laughs* Oh, god... how did you explain the butt plug thing?

Rei: Yeah... then maybe a vibrating cake mixer isn't for you. But that doesn't mean someone else can't make you Sex Cake.

Speaking of which... I smell cake downstairs. I wonder if they need a hand with that...

Silv: Mind if I call you that? And welcome! I have no idea what the lying cake is about, but apparently Saph's admitted defeat and I promised her I'd write her smut with cake in it to cheer her up. And I don't know what you're talking about with doggies and nipples but it's disturbing enough to make me ask... wut?

[Zelha]

Ron: DUDE! DO IT! WITH THE FROSTING! You can make Sex Cake! And THIS cake won't be a lie. It'll be real and with a whipped white frosting... delicious.

Zelha: Wait... what? They cut THAT part out? *splutters* For the love of... (cut for language/ranting)BUT THAT'S ONLY ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PARTS OF THE FUCKING BOOK! And they cut THAT? Freakin' hell, people!

Ron Howard is such a douche about that. The Vatican writes up a review about the book claiming it's mindless fun and he's bitching about the fact that they're not raising hell over it... especially when he cuts out a part about PRIESTS HAVING CHILDREN?! Also, and this is me getting irritated by media in general, how fucking crass is it that Howard would WANT the Vatican to bitch about his movie just to create drama and publicity? I can't stand when people do that, like music artists starting shit just before their album drops to create scandal and sales. That's just really low advertising in my opinion and makes ME, as a consumer, think that they know their stuff is utter crap and therefore need to do ANYTHING to boost the sales.

Personally, I think the Vatican purposely didn't raise a stink about it because they KNEW the "scandal" would cause this movie to be more successful. Smart move on their part if that's the case.

I SAY HELL TO THE YES TO THE SMUTTY CAEK!! :yell

And regarding the rant, Nimbly, I absolutely agree with you. If they wanted the Vatican to raise hell over the movie they should have included that part. They also removed a few characters, including CERN's director. It's insane how assraped that book had been in the film.

I need to go see Star Trek to forget this crap.

And now I wonder what would Hollywood do if they take Deception Point to the big screen. :D:

My friend actually said that Robert Langdon is the most ridiculous character ever. He gets everything right by damn luck! I laughed so hard when she said that. XD

So, Nimbl, when are you moving in?

H-hey, can I live in the garage? :wtf

I'm curious... ScaryRei, where are you from? You understand Japanese? :)

And welcome to Silviana! This is the place you'll never want to leave again. :wink

[nimblnymph]

Zelha: SMUT CAKE! Who gives a damn about Zebra cakes when there's smut cake!

And I found out the cake here is no lie. My sister made yellow cake with raspberry/dark chocolate glaze. mmm... dark chocolate... my favorite... smeared on Sai's abs...

See, what your friend said isn't entirely true. Langdon does NOT just get things through dumb luck all the time. He has a solid basis in symbology that helps point him in that direction. I think the books do a much, MUCH better job of showing how he has to sort things out and think things through. But for the big ZOMG plot twist things though, like the guy in the wheelchair actually being the villain in DVC... yeah. Totally clueless. I saw that one coming a couple miles out.

But yeah... Howard's an sensationalistic moron. And severely overrated as a director, in my opinion.

[silviana]

Thanks for the welcome, Nimble (may I call you that? I know it doesn't have an 'e', but it's easier this way :D - and yes, you can call me silv, just not silvie, god forbid) and Zelha!

See, i found my dad's porn stash when I was maybe 5 or 6. I had no idea what it even was and I don't think it really scarred me... but I do know my Barbies were having sex not long after that. As in, I think I figured it out from the mags how things worked. *shrugs* What can I say? I was a perv from birth.

Oh dear, I completely understand. I remember walking in on my parents having sex, and the image is still fresh in my mind til this day :cry There are just some things that a child should never see. Porn stashes are different, though. Not as 'in your face'.

And SH - I am also quite interested to see how you pulled that one off.

[Zelha]

Heeeeeeee how nice. I need a new beta like, NOW. :notrust

[sakuraharu]

Zelha, you don't have to stay in the garage. I'll convert my office back to a bedroom for you, and Nimbl, you can have my husband's... office.

Welcome, Silviana!

Regarding the butt plug incident. I didn't know what to say (we are usually pretty honest when he asks questions, but I have no desire to have that conversation with him any time soon, or ever), and I couldn't stop myself from laughing. I just said, "Honey, I have no idea," and have repeated the same thing every time he's asked, with a wide-eyed expression. "But mom, why would you want to put something up your butt?" He did ask that one.

Damn, it was funny. My face was so red.

Scary, that picture is gorgeous.

[nimblnymph]

Silv: Eh, you can call me most anything and I'll answer to it. nimble's the more commonly used one though, and almost everyone add the 'e' to it. We're solid on that!

See, now THAT is something I've been most fortunate NOT to have happen; walking in on the parental units having sex. *shudders* My god, you poor thing... *pats back*

Zelha: new beta? For what? If it's a fairly shortish piece I don't mind. I'll give you a heads up though that I'm pretty thorough.

SH: *round eyes* You mean... I don't have to sleep IN the kitchen? Oh... how wonderful! I'll gladly take hubby's office!

PFFFT! Oh, my... your son had to ask that. Wow. Now I'm inspired to write KakaSaku kid fic with that. "But mom, I heard Uncle Genma talking about it. Why would ANYONE wanna put something in their butt?" Sakura: *blushes and mutters* Well, your dad certain seems to like it...

[Zelha]

Zelha, you don't have to stay in the garage. I'll convert my office back to a bedroom for you, and Nimbl, you can have my husband's... office.

How about that, Nimbly, we can be roomies! :wtf

I can actually imagine the smutage collective writing going on in our laptops and giggling insanely over it. But only when SH's son is asleep, otherwise the moment would be awkwaaaaard. XD

And I think I'm going to need your email/MSN/AIM or whatever, my dear. :hurr

[ScaryRei]

SakuraHaru: Yes! the pic is delicious. Sono-san doesn't post as often these days so I was really happy when that one got updated. BTW, thank you for the yummy, fluffy high school fic. Oh, I love your reply - "Honey, I have no idea." (must remember that one for my own kids) :laugh

Zelha: I live in the US. English is my primary language, Japanese is my second - speaking & reading is fine, but I don't do much writing these days. Used to freelance J2E tranz. I envy your Spanish abilities. :nod

nimbl: Smearing cake on Sai's abs??!! Whoa! Now that's hawt. :drool

Speaking of hawt - anyone else see the Sasuke cosplayer's photo on LJ? Hawt. Unfortunately, now I feel like a pedo gawking over some 19 yr old boy.:uwah

[sakuraharu]

As long as you don't wake my son up, pretty much anything goes.

That's my husband's and my motto.

Looking forward to that "awkward moment" fic, Nimbl.

And looking forward to that translation, Scary. I envy all of you with second language skills. I am working so hard in Japanese, but I recognize my limitations. I am remedial in the language area, to put it kindly.

[silviana]

SH: Thanks for the welcome! And oh, that was too funny :'D Reminds me a situation not too long ago when my 10 year old niece introduced me to this 'awesome' site: foodflirtz (http://www.topbun.com/myspace-graphics/47/page/1). I was horrified that she had actually printed them all off to stick in her diary O___O

And don't worry, I studied Italian in school for 4 years, and the only thing I remember now is "Dove abiti?" = "Where do you live? :/

Nimble: Ah, I know. Though I think they were equally mortified. I couldn't look them in the eye for weeks to come. And yes, you should write that fic! :D :D :D

P.S. ScaryRei: What photo???

Hehe. Now I have a beautiful signature... never mind it's completely unrelated to Naruto.

[krickitat]

Just peeking in to support the KakaSaku pedo loff. :ohpek

Hmmmm *checks* no pedos here.
Read the front page luv and then come back and try talking to us again and we might listen to you.

Hehe. Hi guys! Only recently discovered the magic forum that is un-pedo kakasaku love. Aka this. Signed up here a week ago so I could vote on the kakasaku classy fanart contest - when are results going to be posted, btw? No pressure!! :P

Quick intro: I go by Silviana on FFN, and syl-luvs-silver on LJ. Don't really write much though, so if you're wanting kakasaku smut contributions from me, D': (oh... wait... I DO write on FP under Silviana as well... but yeah. That's fairly innocent stuff).

Hmm. I have read a few pages of this forum to acquaint myself with the current topics, and... what is this cake/caek/lies/LIES business? As for the bad mothering, I instantly think to 'Mean Girls'. Does anyone know that doggie/nipple scene? :/

Welcome to My FC.

Cake is a lie, I found that out today.

Ok my room mate asked me yesterday to go to our local store and pick up some cake that she ordered earlier. and im all like "whats the occasion?"

"Aunt flo is coming to visit thats why....AND WHATS WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS?!?! Get me my cake!"

"ok....but im eating it!"

"NO!"

So I go pick it up, and leave it on the counter till she gets back.
Well I wake up this morning and there were some slight nibbles taken out of the cake so I was like what the hell I might as well try it too.

OMG.....so nasty. The inside was good but the frosting tasted like pure butter mixed with a small amount of powdered sugar then allowed to hard into the shape of a cake. ahhh its nasty and if I eat more then a couple bites I get a stomach ache.

The cake was a lie! My room mate and I cried for like an hour.

Also she bought herself a cake that said Happy Birthday....delina your such a retard. I told her next time she should make them spell out "Have a Happy Period"

With bloody red roses.

She gagged.


And " the cake is a lie" is internet slang that came from a video game. Apparently in this game you have a task to complete and this voice keeps telling you that if you complete it then you get some cake as a reward. But in the end you never get any cake and the guy walks out of the room and people before him wrote all over the walls "the cake is a lie"

So when someone says "The cake is a lie" it basically means that the reward your being offered for something means nothing.
Just like my bonuses at work...I didn't receive my $400 bonus this month because i was .02% off from my monthly goal.
That cake was a fucking lie.

[sakuraharu]

Silviana,

Did you ask her what "menage a trois" means, or "rippled for your pleasure" or (my favorite) "have a pink taco"? I do that to my son-- he'll be reading the newspaper comic pages, and laughing his ass off at some joke with office humor or a vocabulary word he's never read before. I ask him "What does that mean?", and he usually has the weirdest explanation for why he's laughing. Very amusing. I haven't tried it with sexual innuendo yet.

Krick, 0.02%? Seriously? Have they never heard of rounding? Bastards.

I think the Have a Happy Period cake is a very good idea. With red velvet interior, of course.

[Zelha]

Zelha: I live in the US. English is my primary language, Japanese is my second - speaking & reading is fine, but I don't do much writing these days. Used to freelance J2E tranz. I envy your Spanish abilities. :nod

Ahahahahaha, thank you very much, my dear. :) I live in South America, so everything Spanish I can understand and slang. Gimme a call whenever you need some help with translation, haha. (in Spanish, of course)

My beta is getting ready to enter college, so I need a new one. Damn, I'm so OCD with my stuff this might be nearly impossible. XD

[silviana]

Krick: Thanks :) Great FC, btw. Ah, I see. That certainly explained a lot. Both of your stories are just too unfortunate! *pats your back.* Alright, so the cake is a lie.

SH: Haha, she was making me look at the strawberry one which says "I want to fondue you". I just sort of laughed weakly and said "Mmm... very nice." Wasn't quite sure how to break it to her, so I didn't. :|

[ScaryRei]

Krick: no bonus for being 0.02% off target?! Those cheap bastards! That's WAY less than what would be considered normal standard deviation. Argh! THAT cake is a lie. You should go treat yourself to some real cake. Seriously.

Silvi: the LJ link: http://community.livejournal.com/chuunin/5387081.html
Gah. I don't even like Sasuke - it feels weird promoting this here. Find me some hawt Kakashi pics, will yah?

SakuraHaru: What you do in English is spectacular - as evident in ff.net, a surprising number of English-speaking people do not have a decent grasp of their own language. And I know some English/Japanese bilinguals that can't speak/read/write decently in either language. Kinda sad. So yeah, what you do in English is pretty darn amazing and I wish I could write half as well as you do. Actually, I'm in awe of ALL the wonderful writers that hang out here.

nimbl: You must write that fic... pretty please? Sex cake...? Can you bake that?

Zelha: nimbl is a wonderful beta. I would have never have had the guts to post my first fic (actually, my one and only) if it were not for nimbl's help.

[sakuraharu]

Scary,



Thanks for the compliment:hoho

Yes, we have a really great group of writers (and artists!) here, don't we?

And speaking of artists, I can't wait much longer... :nuts

[silviana]

Scary: Hehe, I am enlightened. Very nice abs he's got. *peers* Is that... black marker on his shoulder? xD

*sigh.* If I had any hot kakashi pictures, I would undoubtedly put that in my signature instead of a dragonfly. >.> But I do get my fill of hot kakashi through all the art here. Speaking of which, I can't wait much longer either, SH, and I'm not even a judge!

[breakdown]

Hellllllo guys,
Whilst on the topic of cosplay (kind of?), I've been reading some Saiyuki and am now itching to draw Kakashi in Sanzo's getup because the thought of Kakashi as a monk is just too funny. Any ideas for Sakura's outfit?

[nimblnymph]

Breadown: I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU DO THAT! And it's funny that you mention Saiyuki in conjunction with Naruto because I was toying with a crossover fic idea for that... Sakura would look cute in Hakkai's outifit. Maybe sans the khaki pants so the shirt is basically a dress?

Rei: *blushes and bows* I really didn't do all THAT much. You had a solid fic to start with and an UBER hot idea. Speaking of which... woman, supply that link for the ladies here. It's an awesome read.

Zelha: I would LOVE to be your roomie in SH's house. but we'll need to keep the fangirl squeeing down for her little guy. Shhhhh...

Silv: Nothing wrong with dragonflies. It's a prettu pick! But if you want some hot Kakashi pic, I've got some you can gank.

[Chayanne]

Scary: Hehe, I am enlightened. Very nice abs he's got. *peers* Is that... black marker on his shoulder? xD

*sigh.* If I had any hot kakashi pictures, I would undoubtedly put that in my signature instead of a dragonfly. >.> But I do get my fill of hot kakashi through all the art here. Speaking of which, I can't wait much longer either, SH, and I'm not even a judge!
Well why don't you drop over at the Kakashi FC's gallery (http://s201.photobucket.com/albums/aa141/thekakashifc/) and take a look? There's lots of images to pick from, I need to get over there myself and sort some of the new images that flooded in from my Co-owner :<3
Edit... uh yeah 51 pages in -new- ^^;.(I'll get to them eventually)
E2:http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa141/thekakashifc/n89.jpg
E3: Feel free to use any images, only know that the new folder and the main page images move around so you should probably save them locally if you find one that you like... ok going to stop rambling.

[silviana]

Why, thank you, ladies! :D Um, I'm assuming you're all females...
>.>
<.<

Off to the gallery as we speak, Chayanne. And Nimble... :druul. Only if you are willing, of course.

[ScaryRei]

Chayanne: OMG... nosebleed time... SQUEE! *grabs tissue* Thank you! :X3

nimbl: you are much too kind, after I cajoled/bullied you into doing the beta for me. Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4781353/1/Nocturne_Interlude (shameless self-promo):hurr

And speaking of shameless self-promo, here's a fic that I've been co-betaing:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4376139/1/You_Gotta_Go_There_To_Come_Back
I've only started doing the beta from chapter 9. It's a sweet KakaSaku fluffy fic - not smutty at all, but lots of fluffy romance. smile-big
I thought by doing beta for someone else, I could improve on my own writing. But sometimes I wonder if I'm good enough to beta. Then again, it's always easier to spot other people's mistakes, you know? I should ask Portia for beta tips.

Speaking of writing, what's a 'normal' amount of editing? How many drafts do you guys typically do?

Breakdown: nimbl and I will luv you for the Saiyuki crossover! nimbl turned me on to Saiyuki a while back. Those eye-candy dudes are so yummy. :aroused

[thatreevesgirl]

Drafts? I guess it depends on whether I am trying to seriously write something or not (and how many times Vista decides to eat it). Sometimes I go through just an outline and a quick edit, other times a chapter will get scrapped two or three times before I'm satisfied. If I'm just writing for complete enjoyment/fun I might just write, edit, and then post (and forgo the outline/planning stage). I usually have a post-posting edit in those circumstances when I reread it in a week and see a plethora of things I want to change.

It is almost always wise to read my fiction a week after I post, because I usually edit it at least twice after posting, even if I've had a beta comb through it (and my sister is a b*tch of a beta).

[krickitat]

Krick: no bonus for being 0.02% off target?! Those cheap bastards! That's WAY less than what would be considered normal standard deviation. Argh! THAT cake is a lie. You should go treat yourself to some real cake. Seriously.



You know whats even more cruel? I work for a third party vendor that supplies call centers to sprint. So I work For this company who works for sprint. Sprint is the one who pays our bnuses through the comapny. I might as well be a sprint employee because im expected to hold to all sprint standards as well as theirs.

Either way Sprint set the standard for the bonuses for everyone. Then my company said "we will do even BETTER then that, instead of 100% our employees will meet 105%!! thats how great we are."
So...it makes the pain that much worse, that if I were a normal sprint employee instead of a contractor agent I would have gotten it and then some.



I have to say I am completely surprised on how many good artists we have in here.
You remember some of you when we had that Hokage Kakashi fanart/fanfic contest. I think its better that we concentrate on one thing, it seems to work for bigger clubs like sasusaku to have so many categories but not for us. You ladies have a one track mind and I cant confuse you with too many options.

Ha ha ha same goes for me really.


But I just want to reiterate how proud of all of you I am. Gosh you ladies jst make this so much fun...I no longer feel like I have to look for idiots around ever corner and hold my breath, you all are a breath of fresh air thats for sure.

[breakdown]

Me too! Nimbl recommended I read Saiyuki a while back but I've only gotten around to it now.

The image I have in my head that I want to draw is Kakashi (in Sanzo getup) sitting on a chair in front of a mirror and Sakura's pulling the outer robe down to reveal the form-fitting black/navy sleeveless top (it's quite similar to what Kakashi wears in canon).

Saiyuki clothing for Kakashi + mirrors + maybe Sakura in a schoolgirl outfit = combo dedication to both Ron and Nimbl who are two of our top smut-fic providers? (Sorry Ron, I don't know much about sex toys and what they look like except they can come in bright colours?)

But I don't know if I can pull it off :( But, I shall try nonetheless :nod

[sakuraharu]

Damn!

I really like this one

http://s201.photobucket.com/albums/aa141/thekakashifc/?action=view&current=jhk.png

That's exactly how I imagine my AU kakashi-sensei.

Now I need to clean up the blood that's dripped all over my keyboard...

[moderndayportia]

I don't think I'm going to have the results out tonight. I'm still waiting on peach's scores. But the voting has been closed, so we're almost there. Sorry about that ladies. :(

And speaking of shameless self-promo, here's a fic that I've been co-betaing:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4376139/1/You_Gotta_Go_There_To_Come_Back
I've only started doing the beta from chapter 9. It's a sweet KakaSaku fluffy fic - not smutty at all, but lots of fluffy romance. smile-big
I thought by doing beta for someone else, I could improve on my own writing. But sometimes I wonder if I'm good enough to beta. Then again, it's always easier to spot other people's mistakes, you know? I should ask Portia for beta tips.

Speaking of writing, what's a 'normal' amount of editing? How many drafts do you guys typically do?
If that's really a skill you want to foster, I'd be happy to give you tips. I have a million marked up drafts that you could check out (with the author's permission of course). I think that what I do is a little bit different than most (cause I'm strange) so maybe I wouldn't be the best model. You know what's messed up? I will never, never let anyone else beta my own work. I have no idea how the authors I work for do it. Writing is so personal and then they just let me alter and manipulate their words. I think they're crazy. :nod

[thatreevesgirl]

My sister just got a commission from yaoiismy for a KakaRin. I don't know whether I'm supposed to share it, so I'll ask her if I can. It is hot. XD I still love KakaRin to death, and mostly because it doesn't take anything away from KakaSaku. ^__^

Portia-I actually like that kind of beta. I always do a second-edit after I get the story returned from my beta and change back the things my sister edited that I find really don't jive with me, but I really appreciate them. Most of the time it is because I tend to phrase things in a very wonky way. XD Her writing and my writing are like night and day.

I think it is just communication between the author and the beta, honestly. What they like, and what you are willing to do. Not every author and beta will fit together. I know I don't hold anything back from my sister, and she doesn't hold anything back from me. With a non-sister beta-author relationship it might take a few chapters/stories to build up that kind of honesty.

[moderndayportia]

I don't think I've ever seen KakaRin fanart! Share if you can, pretty please?

I don't know if you guys are already doing this reeves, but MS Word has a really nice review feature. I normally track my changes and the authors accept or reject them. It works out really well and makes sure that the author has the last word.

[FlameTwirler]

You know what's messed up? I will never, never let anyone else beta my own work. I have no idea how the authors I work for do it. Writing is so personal and then they just let me alter and manipulate their words. I think they're crazy. :nod


Haha - I think that depends much on the beta you work with. I wouldn't want anyone bastardizing my ideas or telling me they essentially suck but I make lots of dumb mistakes. I like to mix up his with hers or he with she. It's for the idiot checks that I miss and having someone let me know if I'm being paranoid or right about a section being OOC that I really love my betas.

Still, I'm like you. I'm harsh as a beta and don't think I could stand have anyone as picky as me going through my work. (Plus even with my nice betas there are still times I don't take their suggestions and go with my original version in places instead ^_- )

And yes - I think I'd die without the track changes feature in Word. It is teh win. And yeah - I apologize every time I send edits to those I beta for but, hey, I guess it's what they're asking for?

[thatreevesgirl]

I don't think I've ever seen KakaRin fanart! Share if you can, pretty please?

I don't know if you guys are already doing this reeves, but MS Word has a really nice review feature. I normally track my changes and the authors accept or reject them. It works out really well and makes sure that the author has the last word.

No, I didn't know that. I also haven't been using word much since my laptop died. I don't want to put Microsoft Office on another computer until I get a new one since I only have one more computer add on the license for the software. I've been making due with Mac's textedit thingy. ^_^;; Or I've been writing directly in ff.net's document editor. My sister much prefers having me print it out anyway. She edits better the old fashioned way. (and then she can't sneak in humorous little things that she doesn't think I'll catch, like the romantic poop heart she inserted in my NaruSaku fic... :notrust she's a brat).

About the art-I'll check if I can share, but if I can't, I'll still PM it to you, just don't share it with others, kukuku.

[Saphri]

Okay... Give me a minute... Hangovers are crap... and my eyes don't work properly lol...

Ronny: I have saved your ficcage to faves I shall read it when I feel better :amuse

Nimbly: You are so sweet! The pairing of choice is Kakashi and Sakura of course, I don't know what it is but this pairing does something for me that no other can :druul

and also i found this awesome website... well Kinda:

It's just full of anime porn. In fact it was the husband who drunkenly told me about it last night, turns out he is more into smut than I thought! (He has a thing for Temari though :notrust) Some of the images on there (a lot of them are translated doujins) are disgusting and somewhat delightful. I would link... but it is filthy. LOL

[breakdown]

That's awfully cruel of you, Saphri, to withhold smut from those who thrive on it :cry

[Saphri]

It's not smut (I always saw smut as more descriptive)... just dirty pictures :P
And I mean... really really dirty pictures :ho

Edit: anyway... you lot have been tormenting me with your anti cake campaigns... so now it's my turn :evil

[breakdown]

Are there any of Kakashi? :P

[Saphri]

Loads... mainly women though. You have to pick the lady and you might be lucky enough to see your fave pairing or three.

[nimblnymph]

One thing that never ceases to amaze me is how fast the conversation moves in this FC.

Saph: I'm actually kind of glad you picked KakaSaku for the sex cake smut because I WAS gonna write it into Double Edged. Still might, but for now... *thumbs up*

SH: *points to above* Will write sex cake. And I'll try and work in the vibrator-cake mixer idea as well.

Rei: To quote my grandma, I wanna smack yooou... You're being entirely too modest. You've got a clean, uncomplicated writing style that's very appealing and makes for a fun read. Self promo yourself like mad, I say! And Portia would definitely be someone to ask about the beta stuff. She's never done any beta reading for me but I hear she's a fabulous beast at it.

As far as me and beta work goes... I use one on occasion, mostly when I feel like the chapter just doesn't feel right. If there's ever a delay in updating, it's because I've more than likely deleted the chapter because of suckage. Or, like with reeves, freakin' Vista ate it. And I'm a bit of a perfectionist when I write so if I'm not satisfied with the way one scene is going I don't move on until I'm satisfied. NaNoWriMO's gonna reeeeeally drive my OCD crazy.

Breakdown: *starry eyes* Ooooh... dedicated to me and ron? SO MUCH LOVE! You know, seeing as you're putting Kakashi in cosplay and all... maybe for the schoolgirl outfit you were talking about you could dress Sakura up as Haruhi Suzimiya? *grins* That way they're cosplaying together!

(though Hakkai/Sanzo is one of those pairings that sets me to drooling in seconds flat. Hence the reason I'd looove to see Sakura wearing just the shirt while draped over Kakashi.)

Good morning to everyone!

[ScaryRei]

The cute & smexy KakaSaku drawing: it's by Sono-san on the Shinoa site (BTW, I found the website courtesy of you guys - it's one of the Japanese site links at the very beginning of this thread). NOT safe for Eldr or Sayuri-chan! :grin http://shinoa.sakura.ne.jp/memo/diary.cgi?no=563&continue=on#continue
The accompanying drabble is cute & smexy too... I'll post a quick tranz for you ladies later... unfortunately, I work very, very slowly.:cry


Usually I let my tranz "rest" overnight, that way I catch majority of the wonkiness. But oh what the heck, since this is a quick drabble, I figure I can get away without the usual rest period. :neko

NOT for Eldr or Sayuri-chan! :urahaha

Tranz note: Not pedo, but I believe Sakura's around 16-17 in this drabble.
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“Does it feel good?” When I asked her, Sakura shook her head as if in denial. But there’s no way she doesn’t feel pleasure. Her petite breasts (still growing, I might add) heaved up and down with her panting. I can see the hardened points of her nipples through her clothes.

“Um, Sensei, if you don’t go now, you’ll be tardy.”

Now I see why she so stubbornly denies herself. She thinks that if she lets herself go, she'll be inconveniencing me. Glancing up at the clock, I calculate how much time I have.

“If you cooperate, it’ll be alright.”

“What do you mean, “cooperate”?

“Anyway, we can go for a round with my fingers.”

“Go for a round…?” Once she understands, the tension leaves her body, making it easier for my ministrations.

“See, like that.” I start wriggling my fingers that I had inside her.

“Ah… ha… um…”

“Just like that, go with the flow.”

“…Uh… uhn…” She doesn’t reply. But her legs did part a little further.

“That’s my girl.” I praised her, as I held her thigh with my other hand, pulling her legs further apart. Her knees were shaking, but there's no resistance.

Slowly, I thrust my fingers deeper into her. I find her sweet spot, her secret spot that only I know of. And as I curled my fingers and rubbed it, Sakura’s sweet screams filled the air.

[Saphri]

I need cake smut dammit! :shakefist

Thank you nimbnimb :glomp

[nimblnymph]

Rei: Guuuh... that was just sexy. Thank you for translating that!

Saph: Finishing up the promised DP YamaSaku thing for the YamaSaku club and THEN it's cake time.

[Saphri]

Yay :clap

You're the best Nimbly.

Well my new thing now... seeing as I'm utterly crap at writing smut I've decided to draw some instead :hmpf

It's bloody hard :D: (no pun intended)

[GoldenGrimoire]

Wow I've missed quite a bit; I've been writing lots over the past couple of days. :)

Rei: That was hot! :hurr

ron: ooh ItaSaku smut? I need to read that!

I signed up to write SasoSaku for the 30_lemons (http://community.livejournal.com/30_lemons/profile) challenge community, so I'll be writing plenty more smut in the future. I'm saddened that nobody is doing KakaSaku or SaiSaku, because the prompts are awesome.

[Saphri]

Rei: Wow... that was well naughty :druul

This FC is a bad influence on me :ho

[GoldenGrimoire]

ron: I just read your ItaSaku smut...it's a great way to start the day! :kloff

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

Breakdown: Your cosplay sounds awesome and thanks for the dedication. (Although, I kinda feel bad since none of my stuff has been kakasaku lately...:hurr Maybe I should change that? :hmm)

Saph-Saph: Just be sure to read that when your hubby's home so that he's within easy access for rapeage later. :risu

Nimbl: I can't wait for your Woody DP or the cakeage!!! Rwar!! :argh

Golden: Glad you liked it! Smut in the morning is always good. :ho

[Saphri]

Ronny: Read it, raped him, having a cigerette... I is a happy girl :ho

Ta chuck.

[sakuraharu]

Saph, I think I know that website...:love

I always clear my cookies afterwards.

[Zelha]

ROFL for the non-intarwebs users, that expression might be somewhat naughty, SH. :lmao

And that website might be Fakku or Doujin-Moe. 8D

[Saphri]

It be Doujin-moe Zel. There's some real filth on here... it's great. And I've just bought a really dirty Doujinshi from ebay the other day :mad

cost me a bomb and I had to speak to the seller in german to ask for the postage price :argh

Gutted!

edit: SH: the "curved blade" you spoke of with ma pick is actually a halo. I will have to change that so it's easier to see. And I can add an "O" to Sakura's suit but she has to be blue I'm afraid (although I've given her pink hair) because that's what colour Cortana is in the game. I wanted the whole ninja look to be quite suttle with her which is why i chose not to give her a leaf symbol but I added it to Kakashi's chest guard for effect and recognition on the piece as a whole.

So glad you liked it though. I thought you would :amuse

[krickitat]

sounds like you have never been to fakku. Fakku beats doujin moe by miles and they dont require that you purchase anything.

[Saphri]

Fakku? Never heard of it i shall type it in and see what I get.

[peachandbetty]

I'm baaack =.=

I just completed my new Naruto game on the 360...it took 5 hours. SRSLY? Five hours gameplay? That's daylight fecking robbery :arg

[Saphri]

Which one Peach? Rise of the ninja? or Broken bonds?

[peachandbetty]

Rise of the Ninja. He rose too fast.:pek

[Saphri]

LOL. It is a short game but theres loads of mini things you can do on it like collecting all the gold coins and helping out at the ramen shop and running into Kakashi to watch him fall over and shake his head at you XD

I prefer Broken Bonds. Much more fun to play :amuse

[peachandbetty]

I did all that -.-

The only thing I haven't done is unlock the final secret.

[Saphri]

Yeah I never got that far either. Some of the acheivements say you can unlock certain characters like Sakura and what not and to do the forest of death with em but I could never figure it out.

[krickitat]

ahhh I have ultimate ninja and one more but i dont have any of the time skip games.

[Saphri]

My husband is banned from playing Ultimate Ninja. It makes him angry. Those games are stupidly solid though. I'm not big on fighting games anyway... apart from Mortal Kombat. I am the queen of those games :awesome

[krickitat]

ahhh yes mortal combat...my fav.
ahh I dont like games like that either, I hate tournament style gaming it really pisses me off.
Like the inuyasha game, It would have been so much cooler if you had like monsters to slay and what not but NO! they had to lame it up with a tourney style game

[Saphri]

They're just not fun to play. The Ultimate Ninja games have no kind of learning curve to them. You either win by fluke or default or you're dead...

Lost many a PS2 pad because of that game.

I don't understand why they have to turn anime based games into a face off all the time. Does my head in :notrust

[EldrFire]

Eldr, your sims are amazing. How did you pick the name "Haruka"?

Hmm, well, it's one of my favorite Japanese girl names. I've used it for Kakashi's mother in the past, and I just love the feeling I get with it. Someone off in the distance... it just really seems like a name befitting someone like Kakashi, who seems so mysterious and hard to reach but is worth the wait when you get there. ^_^

Oekaki systems allow artists to draw pictures with a drawing program stored on a server and post their drawings on the internet forum. Artists do not upload their images on oekaki internet forum systems; they draw pictures inside web browsers with a computer mouse, a graphics tablet, or a touch screen. However, some versions of oekaki software do allow uploads, and usually the rules of that oekaki will state that only x number of uploads in a week are allowed.

Moar here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oekaki) and here (http://www.sakurachan.ivygardens.net/), my dear. :hurr

Thanks! :thumbs

My sister just got a commission from yaoiismy for a KakaRin. I don't know whether I'm supposed to share it, so I'll ask her if I can. It is hot. XD I still love KakaRin to death, and mostly because it doesn't take anything away from KakaSaku. ^__^

Ah! :nuts I love KakaRin too! It was my original Kakashi pairing. I can't do pairings that interfere with KakaRin, but KakaSaku works nicely with it. They go so well together in a fic. :D

ahhh I have ultimate ninja and one more but i dont have any of the time skip games.

That's the one I play with my friends. We don't have video games at home, but I love playing the fighter ones. Since I don't own games, I can't get involved with the storylines, so the multiplayer fighting is the only thing I'm in it for. I get Ultimate Ninja and Clash of Ninja mixed up... which is for the Gamecube? :huh That's the one I like better.

Edit: Whoa guys. I suddenly have the second post. Where could this have come from? Did the art contest thread count for posts?

[Zelha]

Rise of the Ninja. He rose too fast.:pek

I thought that was a GOOD thing? The fast rising, at least.

:hehee

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

Kricky: I just picked up the first volume of the Honor Harrington Series by David Weber called On Basilisk Station. (Since I'm still waiting for the other one to get here.) All I can say is :pleased

I think I've found my new favorite author. For serious. I mean, not only is Honor this totally badass light cruiser Captian, but the entire plot that revolves around her and her crew -and the entire solar sytem- makes me salivate. I've already made up my mind to start buying the other 10 books of the series. That's how much I love it. Thank you so much for the rec.

Speaking of games, after reading this book, I went out and bought Mass Effect for the Xbox 360 just so I could make my own Honor Harrington as my character. :hurr (Awesome game by the way. :nod) Sci-Fi RPG for the winz!

[EldrFire]

... Ha ha ha! I get it. :hurr

Woot! I got a new cord to connect my camera to the compy, so I can finally get some old videos onto the computer and clear the camera in time for summer... hurrah!

[peachandbetty]

If i Wanted fast rising, I would have baked bread :C

...because the cake is a lie. :LOS

I'm not sure which one is on the Wii, but i'm gonna get that one.

[Saphri]

Ronny: That game drives me to distraction. Shepherds ass is hypnotising :/

[Leona101]

I'm so bad at fight games I'm afraid they always end in me throwing the controller at someone's head. And if there's one thing I'm worse at than fight games its the first person shooters. Mass Effect creamed me. I had to hand the controller to my sister to get me through all the bits where you were required to survive. :<

Eldr, you looking forward to Sims 3? The new customisable sims look great (even though I'm sure my computer will be too slow to run it :()

I signed up to write SasoSaku for the 30_lemons (http://community.livejournal.com/30_lemons/profile) challenge community, so I'll be writing plenty more smut in the future. I'm saddened that nobody is doing KakaSaku or SaiSaku, because the prompts are awesome.

Ooh, that could be interesting to do. I'm not sure I have time for it, but I've always wanted to try an art prompt style one like fanart50.

[Zelha]

I've always wanted to do one of those claims but then again I've pulled off a bunch of collections with my own prompts, so... :P

[peachandbetty]

I like fighting games. A bit too much :ano

I remember playing Tekken 3 for the first time...I actually stayed up for two days straight unlocking everything.

RPGs have always been a love of mine too. Good story and plottage and battle system and I'm IN.

Tis why I love Zelda, FF and Skies of Arcadia (I swear that game is the most addictive thing in the fecking universe)

[Saphri]

Final Fantasy was my first love :love

I have them all from No.1 up to 12.
FFX was too easy though... I was thoroughly disappointed with that game. FFVII is my fave though. Sephiroth is just... GAH!

I like Viva Pinata too :ano like looking afta my little paper animals in my freaky garden :awesome

[cynchick]

I signed up to write SasoSaku for the 30_lemons (http://community.livejournal.com/30_lemons/profile) challenge community, so I'll be writing plenty more smut in the future. I'm saddened that nobody is doing KakaSaku or SaiSaku, because the prompts are awesome.

Hmmm...I might claim KakaSaku. Once a month isnt too hard...and I could switch it up between fanart and fic. It was the prompts; as I read them I started seeing images and scenarios in my head and thought 'hrm...kinky' :ho

The world hasnt actually seen much KakaSaku from me, for all that its my OTP. Lol. I should recitfy that. :nod

Eldr: I made some Naruto sims on a whim once, but there are so many characters and relationships to develop, I got overwhelmed. My Akatsuki frat house was awesome though. Lol. I hardly ever play Sims 2 anymore because by the time it loads and I make a char/house Im bored. Im excited about Sims 3 though.

Ron and Sakura: your fics are sitting on my desktop but Ive been so busy! Damn nice weather and people wanting to DO things. lol. I'll have a chance to read them today.

Everything else: sorry, tl;dr.

[sakuraharu]

Cyn, you should claim it. It would be nice to read some kakasaku smut from you.

[nimblnymph]

So... does anyone want some smut? YamaSaku smut?

Follow the yellow thick hose... or this link.

http://nimblnymph.livejournal.com/37755.html

Gonna go write cake smut now.

[Saphri]

Cake smut... yus :druul

[peachandbetty]

Caek smut? :iria

Like the American Pie. :hurr

[Saphri]

Ya know I've never seen that movie :(

Although I have been told that I'm not really missing much.

[peachandbetty]

When I was a teen I found it HILARIOUS. It still is in places, but to a lesser degree..

[krickitat]

you know I have NEVER played any off the final fantasy games?

And I love first shooters, I am soo good at them that im BAD :>

[peachandbetty]

:uwah Is it even possible for anyone to have never played FF?

[Saphri]

Final Fantasy is an aquired taste Krick. If you like RPG's you should like FF. I love first person shooters too but I only usually play them with my hubby. He's better at them than I am :gin

I'm really getting into GOW at the mo however. Third person, but it's still mint.

[krickitat]

im still playing kingdom hearts II, but im going for 100% on each level right now.


and yes because up until my last year of highschool we only had a super nintendo because my parents said "You dont even play the one you have why should we buy a new one?"

"Durr cause they dont make games for that one any more."

".....go to your room"

So I finally convinced my dad to buy an Xbox my first year of college (2002). And I hate to tell you this but in middle/high school I didnt have any friends so there was no one I could go hang out with and play. Plus I was more interested in reading anyways.

Then after that I was so busy I never really got around to playing any video games.
I bought my first playstation second hand like 3 years ago....I got it so I could play Inyasha, spiro ( I love spiro!) and crash bandicoot.

whats funny is I have a playstation 2, xbox 360, DS, and a wii and I have like...one game for each. well more then one but only one I will play.

also I luff viva pinata...its so macabre but cute at the same time.

[peachandbetty]

I'm not a big shooter unless it's at the arcades with GUNS.

DOes anyone remember Yellow Taxi? :awesome

FUCK that game was awesome.

[Saphri]

viva pinata rocks. I like bashin' them with my shovel when they're misbehaving :ho

I have a full wall bookcase and it's just full of games. All in alphabetical order and starting from the oldest to newest consol wise. We have that many there's simply no room to havethem all out although the hubby wanted to buy this gigantic TV stand so he could try.
The only one that belongs to me is the PS2 and that was only because he gave his away when we moved house (no point having two he said... stupid man)

I was an only child for 11 years and a lot of my friends weren't into computer games when I was at school so I had to play on the games by myself but sometimes my dad and I would have face offs on Sonic the hedgehog on the good ole mega drive (Genisis to you in the USA)

Spyro the dragon was the first game I ever got on the PS1 and I played it to death. The flying parts were the best. I also have a DS and a PSP, I don't have many games for the latter but Loco Roco is freakin awesome!! That game almost took over my life!

[Zelha]

you know I have NEVER played any off the final fantasy games?

Actually, you're not the only one there my dear, Kricky. I hasve motion sickness, so I can't play something with a wild camera view, haha.

[krickitat]

I wanna play the third marios game, you know the one with the whistles and the tails and everything. And turnips.....that was so cool why get rid of it?

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

Me too Zel! I can't play first person shooters for more than a few mintues (except halo for some reason) without getting all clammy and queasy. It suxors :angry

[ScaryRei]

Hey Saph-Saph! I bring you smuts. It's ItaSaku. Hope you don't mind. Clicky Me Womanz! (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5065989/1/The_Better_Uchiha)

I just finished this - it's smokin' hot! *fans self* :swtf
I think I need a cold shower now.
Ron, I think you've managed to convert this diehard KakaSaku fan into loving ItaSaku as well.

[peachandbetty]

^ Just as planned :LOS

[Ronny_Of_Yore]

I just finished this - it's smokin' hot! *fans self* :swtf
I think I need a cold shower now.
Ron, I think you've managed to convert this diehard KakaSaku fan into loving ItaSaku as well.

^ Just as planned :LOS

Yes, just as planned indeed. :kukuku Peachy converted me and thus I'm happy to convert someone else. :ho

Glad you liked it Scary. >:D Now ...just think of the awesomeness that is Kaka/Saku/Ita. :gar

Speaking of, REEVES, I can't wait till your next chappy, Womanz! :del:gun

[Chayanne]

I wanna play the third marios game, you know the one with the whistles and the tails and everything. And turnips.....that was so cool why get rid of it?

I'm pretty sure you can get it for the GBA (which will play on the DS but not the DSi). Finding it is a whole other story though. I don't think that was on the list of port games for the Wii.

I'm playing Rune Factory Frontier on the Wii, as well as Rogue Galaxy (PS2), and Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Echos of Time (Wii).

[nimblnymph]

Ron: Gaaaaw.... your ItaSaku...

NOT FOR ELDR OR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T WANT TMIHoly shit, I came so hard to that one! *fans self* My god, woman. I bow to you in all things pervy. The bedroom when he tells her to hold onto the head board... that hit my verbal dom kink SO FREAKIN HARD. I hope you don't mind but I saved it over onto my hard drive for, ah... later use.

Onto gaming topics: I like pretty much any category. One of my favorites for a while was Tekken (3 and above) and I looooved this one game my friend had about a bard on a quest. There were these singing gnomes who were CONSTANTLY predicting the bard would fail... Damn it, what was the name of that one?

For anyone who likes shoot 'em games, I was really into the Tom Clancy novel based ones for a while; Rainbow Six, Ghost Recon... that sort of thing. It was challenging enough to keep me interested but not enough where I breezed through it in no time flat. Awesome fun.

[krickitat]

ahhh now im gunna have to read it!\