Quahog vs. Springfield vs. South Park

[Fenix]

Quahog (Family Guy)
vs
Springfield (The Simpsons)
vs
South Park County (South Park)

In a FFA battle

Which town and its residents will prove victorious!?

All technologies/aliens/monsters/abnormalies/past/present/celebrities guests can be used

[Kamen Rider Godzilla]

Hmm tough one.

Springfield or South Park would take out Quahog really easily.

Springfield is awesome and all, but South Park has both God and Satan on their side. South Park wins definitely.

[The Anti-Existence]

South Park doesn't have God.

God doesn't even ido anything. Jesus had to beg and "realize" something before God came down to Earth. And that wasn't in South Park.

While Homer is actually on speaking terms with God and has talked with him many times. In fact, God is on their side as long as they don't worship false gods before him.

Springfield wins.

[Goodfellow]

Nah, South Park has gone through a lot of wild shit, I give it to them.

[Enclave]

Lois kicked the ass of 3 Kryptonians and Peter fought her to a standstill in the same episode. I say they win this themselves.

[master bruce]

Lois kicked the ass of 3 Kryptonians and Peter fought her to a standstill in the same episode. I say they win this themselves.





And she beat up every new yorker that was in town.


And stewie got fighting skills and he got genius and death rays/ weapons.

Bryan had superspeed in one episode he ran to china and back to usa in less a second(thats flash speed)

Joe is supercop.

the griffins whoop @ss of everyone in sringfield and south park.



"You bastard! you killed kenny!"

[The Anti-Existence]

A. Lois did not whoop their ass. They flew at her and she threw them away. They somehow fell into the Phantom Zone by her throwing them.
Besided, Movie Kryptonians (which those were) are not like real comic ones.
Except for Zod.
Kneel before ZOD!!

B. Frink is a super-genius above and beyond anything Stewsie could do.

C. Maggie Simpsons is a mini-Punisher. She scared off the mob, shot Mr. Burns...

D. All Springfield has to do is evacuate, send Homer to work and the nuclear planet will be on the brink of meltdown in seconds. Airlift Homer out of there and watch Quahog and South Park vaporize.

[Giovanni Rild]

Quahog wins. Grim Reaper solos

[Birkin]

Whatever you say, Maggie will snipe them down.

[The Anti-Existence]

There also happens to be a Grim Reaper in both South Park and Springfield.

Plus Springfield has Devil Flanders. He'll come up and offer you something with the slighest "I'd sell my soul...."

Devil Flanders > SP's Homo Satan.

[kchi55]

Aliens + Time Machine Toaster from Springfield > Quahog/South Park

[Fenix]

Oh hmmm...good point, the Time Machine toaster could be the winning card here