Therahedwig
02-13-2005, 10:58 AM
This is a parody on those songfics.
It's Sakura singing "They can't take that away from me" For sasuke, and Sasuke's (OC) comments on it...I might have to warn you that I'm not a fan of sasusaku...
"Oh, No they can't take that Away from me"
Sakura:
“There are many many crazy things,”
Sasuke:
‘Like pink haired kunoichi that could be doing better things than stalk avenging ninja’
Sakura:
“That will keep me loving you.”
Sasuke:
‘I doubt you would even stop loving me when I pierce a kunai through your hart.’
Sakura:
“And with your permission,
May I list a few?”
Sasuke:
‘Sure, if you’re finished before nightfall’
Sakura:
“The way you wear your hat,”
Sasuke:
‘I don’t wear a hat…’
Sakura:
“The way you sip your tea.”
Sasuke:
‘I haven’t drank tea since I was seven…’
Sakura:
“The memory of all that,
No they can't take that away from me.”
Sasuke:
‘Unless you’ll get amnesia of course…’
Sakura:
“The way your smile just beams,”
Sasuke:
‘My smile beams? Wait a sec, I only smirk…’
Sakura:
"The way you sing off key."
Sasuke:
‘Woman, you’ve never heard me sing, and you’ll probably never will hear me sing either’
Sakura:
“The way you haunt my dreams,”
Sasuke:
‘You don’t know what haunting is, unless I kill everyone precious to you in those dreams about me…’
Sakura:
“No they can't take that away from me.”
Sasuke:
‘And pity enough they can’t take that away from me either…’
Sakura:
“We may never, never meet again, on that bumpy road to love.”
Sasuke:
‘Mainly because I don’t follow that road…’
Sakura:
“Still I'll always, always keep the memory of…”
Sasuke:
‘Oh god, now we’re going to get it…’
Sakura:
“The way you hold your knife,”
Sasuke:
‘It’s called a kunai…’
Sakura:
“The way we danced till three.”
Sasuke:
‘…’
Naruto:
‘You actually danced?’
Sasuke:
‘I was drugged! I swear!’
Sakura:
“The way you changed my life,
No they can't take that away from me.”
Sasuke:
‘Yes I would also be very happy if they could remove the memory of either my brother or Naruto from my life, but…they can’t’
The end...
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Next time, "You make me feel like a natural woman" Sang by Naruto in sexy-no-jutsu form!
It's Sakura singing "They can't take that away from me" For sasuke, and Sasuke's (OC) comments on it...I might have to warn you that I'm not a fan of sasusaku...
"Oh, No they can't take that Away from me"
Sakura:
“There are many many crazy things,”
Sasuke:
‘Like pink haired kunoichi that could be doing better things than stalk avenging ninja’
Sakura:
“That will keep me loving you.”
Sasuke:
‘I doubt you would even stop loving me when I pierce a kunai through your hart.’
Sakura:
“And with your permission,
May I list a few?”
Sasuke:
‘Sure, if you’re finished before nightfall’
Sakura:
“The way you wear your hat,”
Sasuke:
‘I don’t wear a hat…’
Sakura:
“The way you sip your tea.”
Sasuke:
‘I haven’t drank tea since I was seven…’
Sakura:
“The memory of all that,
No they can't take that away from me.”
Sasuke:
‘Unless you’ll get amnesia of course…’
Sakura:
“The way your smile just beams,”
Sasuke:
‘My smile beams? Wait a sec, I only smirk…’
Sakura:
"The way you sing off key."
Sasuke:
‘Woman, you’ve never heard me sing, and you’ll probably never will hear me sing either’
Sakura:
“The way you haunt my dreams,”
Sasuke:
‘You don’t know what haunting is, unless I kill everyone precious to you in those dreams about me…’
Sakura:
“No they can't take that away from me.”
Sasuke:
‘And pity enough they can’t take that away from me either…’
Sakura:
“We may never, never meet again, on that bumpy road to love.”
Sasuke:
‘Mainly because I don’t follow that road…’
Sakura:
“Still I'll always, always keep the memory of…”
Sasuke:
‘Oh god, now we’re going to get it…’
Sakura:
“The way you hold your knife,”
Sasuke:
‘It’s called a kunai…’
Sakura:
“The way we danced till three.”
Sasuke:
‘…’
Naruto:
‘You actually danced?’
Sasuke:
‘I was drugged! I swear!’
Sakura:
“The way you changed my life,
No they can't take that away from me.”
Sasuke:
‘Yes I would also be very happy if they could remove the memory of either my brother or Naruto from my life, but…they can’t’
The end...
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Next time, "You make me feel like a natural woman" Sang by Naruto in sexy-no-jutsu form!